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Where are those guys?
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Where could they be?
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You guys excited for the
wedding? This is gonna be the
best day ever.
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This is great Turkey. Brian.
That's so sweet of you.
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Thanks.
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Oh, peace. Sweet traveler. You
are safe.
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You were sicced with a sick and
have spent days in a daze.
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Who are you? I am a Homonymph.
And this is my Glade.
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Homonymph. Yes, the Homonymph.
The homonym, Nymph.
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Homonyms are the oral and aural
fuel for my magic.
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Magic. Oh yes. With words I can
make a hoarse
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Horse. Or a picture of a
pitcher.
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Of a picture of a pitcher.
Awesome. This place is cool. Oh,
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I have so much to show you.
Okay.
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This place is awesome.
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This is a bored board by a bored
boar.
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Is he okay?
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He suffers from ennui. Oh life.
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Poor thing.
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No, I'm sorry. That's okay. This
is the barren.
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Baron. I just want a baby. I
know,
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but we've got to go have some
lunch now. Do you now?
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Bye Baron. You know what? I am a
little hungry. Oh,
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well I could offer you a gored
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gourd or a delicious slice of
dough doe.
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That's pretty sweet. Or, or how
about a guerilla gorilla?
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What did I not say it right? A
guerilla gorilla.
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Shhh! The humans must die. What
have you done?
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We have to get you out of here.
Kill the humans. Run.
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Run.
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How do we get the hell out of
here? Use the lift on the left!
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How do you open it up? The key
that you need is a key you can't
see.
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It's the key of C. I don't know
what that means. You have to
sing to it.
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Like this,
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The wedding. Come on,
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I'm gonna be late for the
wedding.
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They, They should be on their
way.
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Where are they?
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She went again.
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She
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One 13.
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We're gonna have a chocolate
fountain at the reception.
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Okay. Cheryl, you wanna be
skinny. So
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honey, what's going on in there?
Nothing. Go away,
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Honey.
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You can't keep doing this to
yourself. I know. You've been
making yourself fun.
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You didn't tell me you had a
friend of I don't. I, I, oh,
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Hello there. I'm Pete.
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Oh, Pete.
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Let's See. We get outta here, baby.
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Hmm.
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I'm banging.
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Come on. Stay.
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No, I should go home. My
toothbrush is in your daughter's
stomach.
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It's late. Let's not wake her.
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Okay.
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Oh Baby.
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Neck baby. Bye.
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Oh Yeah, we go nice and quiet.
And a up and a skip.
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I need to see him please, honey, again.
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Mom, I love him.
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Okay, honey can do it.
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Oh, I can. I don't have any
fluid left.
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Please honey. I need this.
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How could you do this to me?
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Do you know how hard it is to
meet someone at my age?
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I will never forgive you for
this.
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To
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your body
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hurt.
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She very thoughtful. She and my
son with his homework.
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It's 2013
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And
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Best guy.
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I am the genie of the lamp.
Since you've freed me,
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I shall grant you three wishes.
I want pants.
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I want even better pants.
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I want perfect pants.
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Yeah.
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Nice pants.
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She Grew,
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but she has righted me 2013.
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She cool now. So she happy.
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But it's nice to be quiet and
you gets right.
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It is 2013.
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I'm not really
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Swipe. Oh, I forgot to tell you.
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I had the craziest thing happen
to me yesterday. What happened?
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So I'm in lineup at this mall
with my friend Charlene. We're
trying to get,
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what does Charlene look like?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
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It's just describe her so that I
can picture her. I don't know.
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She's got short brown hair.
She's kind of small.
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Got it. So we're in line, right
for this vending machine.
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And this guy is just taking his
sweet time. What does he look
like?
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It doesn't matter really. Just,
I don't know. Uh,
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he had a beard and like kind of
intense eyes, I guess.
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Is this gonna be a scary story?
Alright. Anyway, so we're in
line, right?
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This guy is taking his time.
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So Charlene kind of clears their
throat cute.
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And then the guy starts
muttering under his breath. Oh
no.
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And here's the crazy thing.
Everybody takes the guy's side.
Who's everyone? Oh,
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there's just a bunch of people
in lineup, right? So what'd they
look like?
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There was like a teen girl and a
black guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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A black
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guy's a black guy. Yeah, there's
there's a black guy. He was like
all black.
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Yes, he was all black. And What?
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I'm just trying to piece it
together. So then Charlene,
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I think I can see how this plays
out.
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Charlene Seems really cool.
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Hi, how are you today?
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I'm good. Cheryl's not a
cashier. Is this a dream?
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Oh no. There's only one reason a
woman's ever in my dreams.
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Oh God. I don't have dream sex
with Cheryl. That'd be awkward
for weeks. Oh.
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Oh no. Think of something else.
Oh God. Not that opposite of
that.
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Opposite of that. Dude. No God.
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Ebony, when you go down by the
riverside to catch yourself
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for fish, you gotta fish. Fish.
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Fish for land. Wish you gotta
grab yourself a fish. Wish.
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Do I like this?
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Are you okay? Yeah,
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I'm fine. I just, just need a
sec. Now's not the time. Giant
dream b■■■r.
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You Guys were late. Oh God,
we're late.
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Oh guys, we gotta get to the
wedding. We gotta get change.
Come on.
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Okay. Just leave it. Just leave
it. Leave it all. Let's go.
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Hey, they are. Look everyone.
They're coming.
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They're coming.
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So many rose.
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Just the two of us.
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All those memories are playing
over and over
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again. You know I never follow
another cause.
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It feels like you are my brother
and I never wanted any
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other way.
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It won't belong
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you in me
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some how I try and find our way
to everything you
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give me, it won't belong.
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You believe in what we have
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By day. Sorry, we're late.
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That's okay.
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We're ready.
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Do you bill wood, take a picnic
face to be your lovely worded
wife.
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I do.
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And do you picnic face Take bill
to be your lovely husband.
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I do.
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I do. I do. I so do.
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Then with the powered in me as
the I now
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wife, you may bride.
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Bill.
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Bill, Bill. Bill.
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Hey Bill. Bill. Hey guys. Hey.
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Hey. What's going on Bill?
You've been in a coma for three
weeks.
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What? Yeah. You must have had
some pretty crazy dreams.
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Yeah.
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Dreams.
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We, we.
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