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[BILL] HEY EVERYONE.
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OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER HAS
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ASKED US TO STOP DOING SUCH
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HIGH-CONCEPT THREADS AND DO
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SOMETHING SIMPLER,
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LIKE GET A CELEBRITY GUEST.
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SO...
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[BRIAN] WE BUILT A TIME MACHINE.
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BOOM.
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[BILL] AND WE'RE GOING TO GO
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BACK AND GET MARILYN MONROE.
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[BRIAN] YOU READY?
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[BILL] YEAH.
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[BRIAN/BILL] FOR MARILYN.
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[BRIAN] UM...
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WHAT THE F--- DID YOU DO, BILL?
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[BILL] I... I WAS TRYING TO DRUG
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HER TO GET HER BACK HERE.
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[BRIAN] SLEEPING PILLS.
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YOU GAVE HER A FULL BOTTLE OF
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SLEEPING PILLS.
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COUNTER. THEY WERE THE ONLY
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THING I HAD ACCESS TO. I THOUGHT
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SHE COULD HANDLE THEM.
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[BRIAN] SHE DIED IN MY ARMS!
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[BRIAN] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
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KILLED HER.
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(CRYING) OH MY GOD.
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[BILL] BRIAN, HOLD YOURSELF
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TOGETHER.
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[BRIAN] (CRYING)
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[BILL] (SLAP) SHUT UP!
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[BILL] I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU
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CAN KEEP THIS SECRET.
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[BRIAN] I CAN KEEP IT,
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(CREEPY MUSIC)
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[BRIAN] IS THAT MARILYN'S MOLE?
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[■■]
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[BILL] BROTHER, THE VILLAGE IS
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UNDER ATTACK. WE MUST GET TO THE
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DRAGONS AND DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES!
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[GARY] YEAH... OKAY.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA DO IT.
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[BILL] THE VILLAGE NEEDS YOU.
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YOU'RE A DRAGON RIDER.
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[GARY] I KNOW. I JUST, I DON'T
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KNOW IF I WANNA BE A DRAGON
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RIDER ANYMORE.
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[BILL] HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A
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THING? DON'T LET THE DRAGONS
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HEAR YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT.
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[GARY] I DON'T THINK THE DRAGONS
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EVEN REALLY KNOW THAT WE'RE
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RIDING THEM. THEY JUST KINDA FLY
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AROUND AND RANDOMLY BURN SHIT.
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[BILL] YEAH, THEY BURN THE
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VILLAGES OF OUR ENEMIES.
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[GARY] NO, MOST OF THEM ARE OUR
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OWN VILLAGES. YEAH. THEY BURN
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OUR OWN VILLAGES.
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[BILL] A DRAGON'S FLAME ALWAYS
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BURNS TRUE.
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[GARY] I DON'T KNOW. MY DRAGON
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IS F---ING CRAZY. LAST WEEK HE
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ATE AN ENTIRE SPRUCE TREE. I
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DIDN'T TELL HIM TO DO THAT. HE
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JUST STARTED EATING IT. THE
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WHOLE THING. LIKE, WHOLE. DIDN'T
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EVEN CHEW IT. HE JUST WENT...
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(SWALLOWING SOUNDS)
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[GARY] AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE WAS
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MAKING EYE-CONTACT WITH ME WHEN
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HE DID IT. AND HE WAS CRYING.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T
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KNOW MAN. THEY DON'T EVEN FIGHT
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WHEN WE TELL THEM TO FIGHT,
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SO...
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[BILL] WELL, THEY FOUGHT AT THE
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BATTLE OF VATIGON GREEN IF YOU
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CAN'T REMEMBER.
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[GARY] OH YEAH, I DIDN'T MAKE
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THAT. BECAUSE MY DRAGON WAS JUST
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ROLLING AROUND IN A FIELD EATING
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SHEEP RANDOMLY, ALONG WITH ALL
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THE OTHER DRAGONS, EXCEPT YOURS.
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[BILL] IT WAS A GLORIOUS BATTLE.
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TWAS THE DAY I LOST MY EYE.
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[GARY] YUP, TO YOUR OWN DRAGON.
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HE ATE YOUR OWN EYE.
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[BILL] I'M SURE HE HAD A GOOD
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REASON.
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[GARY] I DON'T THINK HE DID.
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HE'S JUST DUMB, DUMB DRAGON.
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YOUR DRAGON'S AN A---HOLE. I'M
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JUST TIRED OF IT. I DON'T LIKE
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THIS. I DON'T LIKE THIS LIFE. WE
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WERE FINE BEFORE THE DRAGONS
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SHOWED UP. THERE USED TO BE
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THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED
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HERE. NOW THERE'S ONLY 14.
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[BILL] THE NOBLE 14,
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CHOSEN BY DRAGONS TO LIVE.
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[GARY] CHOSEN BY DRAGONS TO
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LIVE? WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THIS?
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OKAY? THIS IS A CRAPPY, CRAPPY
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LIFE. WE LIVE IN HUTS FOR GOD'S
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SAKES.
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[BILL] GARY, STOP IT.
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[BILL] WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK I
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DON'T MISS MY WIFE? MY MINI-VAN?
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THURSDAY NIGHTS AT BOSTON PIZZA?
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YEAH, I MISS IT ALL. BUT THIS IS
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OUR LIFE, AND ALL WE'VE GOT ARE
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THOSE DRAGONS. SO YOU CAN EITHER
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SIT HERE AND FEEL SORRY FOR
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YOURSELF, OR YOU CAN GO FIGHT
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THOSE DRAGONS OVER THERE WITH
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THESE DRAGONS OVER HERE.
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[GARY] ALL RIGHT.
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[BILL] BROTHER! TO THE DRAGONS!
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[GARY] TO THE DRAGONS!
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[BILL] (SCREAMING)
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[GARY] (SCREAMING)
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CRACKADON!
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[BILL] CHARGE!
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>>(GRUNTING)
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[GARY] OKAY THERE-- OH-- OH--
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I THINK HE'S--
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YEAH HE'S MOUNTING...
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THE OTHER ONE.
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OH, THAT'S NOT AN ATTACK.
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>>(GRUNTING)
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[GARY] OH BOY.
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[BILL] CRACKADON ALWAYS ATTACKS
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[■■]
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[SCOTT] I WANNA TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT SOMETHING THAT INSPIRES ME
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AND THAT THING IS EXCELLENCE.
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[SCOTT] BECAUSE EXCELLENCE
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MATTERS. WE NEED TO FOCUS ON
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RESULTS AND ACHIEVE THE
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BREAKTHROUGHS THAT WILL LAUNCH
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US INTO THE REALM OF EXACTITUDE.
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BUT BEFORE WE TAKE THIS TRAIN
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DOWN BUSINESS RIVER, THERE ARE A
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FEW MORE TOOLS WE NEED TO PACK
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IN OUR BUSINESS BAG. FIRST, WE
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NEED TO RISE UP IN ORDER TO BE
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HIGHER. SECOND, WHEN FACED WITH
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ADVERSITY, REMEMBER THIS
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ACRONYM: "PAW"
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PENETRATE, ABBREVIATE, WOW.
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[SCOTT] THIRD, DON'T ADD VALUE.
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MULTIPLY VALUE, OR ATTACH AN
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EXPONENT. MATH GIVES US OPTIONS.
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[SCOTT] DO THINGS!
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[SCOTT] NOW I WANT YOU TO POINT
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YOUR FINGER AND THUMB LIKE IT'S
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A GUN. THIS WILL BE YOUR
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EXCELLENCE GUN. POINT THIS AT
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WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE AND
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SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU
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BUT I WILL".
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[SCOTT] THIS GUN IS FULL OF
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GUMPTION AND STEEL AND I WILL
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FILL YOU WITH BOTH IF I DON'T
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GET RESULTS.
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[SCOTT] NOW THIS CAN BE AN
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EXCELLENCE HAND GRENADE OR AN
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EXCELLENCE FLAME-THROWER. THE
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WEAPON ISN'T IMPORTANT AS LONG
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AS THE THREAT IS CREDIBLE. SO IN
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CONCLUSION:
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[SCOTT] EXCELLENCE, BUSINESS,
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BUSINESS BAG, RESULTS, WOW, RISE
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UP, GUNS, SPREADSHEETS, BUSINESS
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EXCELLENCE...
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[ANDREW] HEY GUYS. SO WHEN I WAS
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IN GRADE FIVE, THERE WAS THIS
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GIRL, ALYSSA, THAT I HAD A
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REALLY BIG CRUSH ON, BUT I WAS
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JUST TOO NERVOUS TO ASK HER OUT.
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SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE THIS
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TIME MACHINE, GO BACK IN TIME
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AND CONVINCE MYSELF TO ASK HER
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OUT.
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[CHERYL] THAT SEEMS REALLY
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INCONSEQUENTIAL, ANDY.
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[ANDREW] WELL, YOU WOULDN'T SAY
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THAT IF YOU MET HER, SO...
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SEE YOU IN A SECOND.
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[CHERYL] I MIGHT SAY THAT.
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[ANDREW] (GASPING)
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[CHERYL] ANDY? WHAT HAPPENED?
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[ANDREW] I CONVINCED MY YOUNGER
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SELF TO ASK HER OUT. SHE SAID
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NO. SHE DIDN'T WANT IT. SHE WAS
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HAVING NONE OF THAT. OH YEAH,
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SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME AT ALL. SO, I
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GOT ANGRY AT HER. I GOT REALLY
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ANGRY AND I, UH, YEAH, I SAID,
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"WHO ARE YOU", YOU KNOW, "YOU
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GOTTA GO OUT WITH ME. LOOK HOW
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COOL I AM!" AND THEN I GUESS A
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BUNCH OF TEACHERS SAW MY YELLING
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AT A 10-YEAR OLD, BECAUSE I
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SHOOK HER A BIT. I SHOOK HER
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JUST A LITTLE BIT...
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[ANDREW] THEY OVERREACTED. IT
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WAS JUST A COUPLE SHAKES!
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[CHERYL] YEAH, OKAY. A COUPLE
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SHAKES FROM AN ADULT MAN TO A
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CHILD'S FRAIL BODY IS NOT A
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SMALL THING.
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[ANDREW] YES, SO I HAD TO GET
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OUT OF THERE. I GOT RIGHT OUT OF
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THERE, RIGHT? I JUST TOOK OFF.
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BOOM.
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[ANDREW] I HIT HER UP WHEN SHE
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WAS 16-YEARS OLD, TALKED TO HER.
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THAT WAS A, THAT WAS A BAD IDEA
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BECAUSE SHE RECOGNIZED ME, SHE
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REMEMBERED. APPARENTLY THAT WAS
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REALLY STRONG IN HER MIND. THE
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SHAKING.
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[CHERYL] WELL, YEAH, YOU DON'T
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FORGET THE 30-YEAR OLD DERANGED
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MAN WHO SHAKES YOU.
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[ANDREW] UH, THIS TIME I DIDN'T.
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I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND I JUST
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GAVE HER A SHAKE BECAUSE, YOU
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KNOW, SHE JUST REALLY F---ED UP
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MY LIFE.
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[CHERYL] STOP SHAKING THIS
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WOMAN!
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[ANDREW] YEAH, SO SHE SHOULD BE
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ABOUT, I THINK, 31 RIGHT NOW,
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SO, UM...
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(CLICK)
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(CLICK)
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[ANDREW] I'M NOT SURE. I THINK I
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SNAPPED HER NECK. I DON'T KNOW.
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[CHERYL] YOU SNAPPED HER NECK?
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[ANDREW] I DON'T KNOW. THERE WAS
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A LITTLE BIT OF A - CLICK - YOU
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KNOW? AND... MAYBE SHE FELL
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ASLEEP OR SOMETHING?
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[CHERYL] SHE DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP.
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YOU DON'T SHAKE SOMEONE TO
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SLEEP.
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[ANDREW] I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE
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SCENE OF THE CRIME. SHE MAY BE
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JUST SLEEPING. JUST KNOCK ON THE
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DOOR. I'M REALLY SCARED.
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SHE WAS TOTALLY LIMP, MAN.
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SHE WAS ASLEEP.
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[CHERYL] OKAY, FINE. FINE!
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[ANDREW] THANK YOU.
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IF SHE IS DEAD, IF SHE IS DEAD,
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JUST, UM, CAN YOU F---ING HIDE
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[■■]
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[MARK] HEY GUYS.
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SO IT'S TIME TO STOP MESSING
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AROUND AND START USING THIS
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TIME MACHINE FOR GOOD.
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SO I'M GONNA GO BACK IN
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TIME AND KILL HITLER.
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[ANDREW] HOW?
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[MARK] CHECK THIS OUT. I'M GONNA
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GO BACK TO BEFORE HE WAS BORN
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AND KILL HIS MOM.
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[ANDREW] SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA
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KILL AN INNOCENT WOMAN?
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[MARK] SHE'S NOT INNOCENT. SHE
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CREATED EVIL. THAT'S THE CRIME
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BEFORE THE CRIME, AND I'M GONNA
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STOP THAT CRIME. WISH ME LUCK.
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[ANDREW] MARK, YOU--
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[ANDREW] OKAY. GREAT.
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[MARK] OH, HEY MAN.
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[ANDREW] SO, DID YOU...
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DID YOU DO IT?
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[MARK] UH, NO.
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[ANDREW] YOU DIDN'T. OKAY.
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[MARK] I FOUND HER.
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[ANDREW] YEAH?
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[MARK] YEAH.
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[ANDREW] AND THEN WHAT--
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[MARK] SHE IS A HANDSOME WOMAN.
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[MARK] I HAD SEX WITH HITLER'S
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MOM.
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[ANDREW] DID...
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DID YOU FATHER HITLER?
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[MARK] HAVEN'T WE ALL FATHERED
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HITLER IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
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[ANDREW] NO. NO WE HAVEN'T. THAT
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HAVE DONE, MARK.
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[MARK] WELL, I HAVE.
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[ANDREW] OKAY.
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[MARK] I HAVE FATHERED HITLER.
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I'M HITLER'S DAD.
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[ANDREW] YOU WERE THERE FOR FIVE
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YEARS?
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[MARK] I WANTED TO SEE HIM GROW
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UP. HE'S MY BABY BOY.
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[ANDREW] OH YOU'RE IN THE
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HISTORY BOOKS. THERE YOU ARE.
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[MARK] THAT'S THE AMAZING THING,
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IS THAT HE HAD THAT MUSTACHE
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EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY. THAT'S
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CRAZY.
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SOMETHING.
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[MARK] I'VE GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.
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[ANDREW] OKAY.
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[MARK] I'M GONNA GO BACK IN TIME
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AND STOP THIS FROM EVER
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HAPPENING.
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[ANDREW] DON'T TOUCH THAT.
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STOP IT!
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(CLICK)
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[ANDREW] OKAY.
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IT'S--
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[ANDREW] GREAT. GREAT.
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OKAY? DID YOU? WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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[ANDREW] YOU HAD A THREESOME
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WITH YOURSELF?
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[ANDREW] THERE'S TWO OF YOU NOW
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BESIDE HER. THAT'S--
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[ANDREW] GIVE IT TO ME.
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GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT.
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GIVE IT--
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(CLICK)
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[MARK] WHOA! MAMA!
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TALK ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN,
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OKAY?
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[MARK] BUDDY, THE HISTORY BOOKS
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WILL DO ALL THE TALKING FOR US.
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[ANDREW] I'M TOTALLY NAKED!
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[ANDREW] A F---ING SPREAD IN A
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HISTORY BOOK?!
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(WATER RUNNING)
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[MICHAEL] HEY RICHARD?
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[RICHARD] OH. HELLO MICHAEL.
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[MICHAEL] YOU'RE UP EARLY.
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[RICHARD] YEAH. SO YOU STAYED
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OVER AT ANNE'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT
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HUH?
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[MICHAEL] I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW
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THAT YOU LIKED HER.
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[RICHARD] NO, IT'S COOL. I
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DIDN'T MAKE THAT CLEAR, SO...
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BLAME BUT MYSELF ON THAT ONE.
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CATCH A NAP, BECAUSE I'VE GOTTA
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GO TO WORK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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[RICHARD] OKAY. OH, YOU GOTTA
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GET SOME ZZZ'S. YOU'RE PROBABLY
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PRETTY BAGGED FROM LAST NIGHT,
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HUH? I'LL PROBABLY STILL BE HERE
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WHEN YOU GET UP, WITH ALL THESE
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DISH TO WASH.
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[MICHAEL] HEY RICHARD. WHAT DID
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YOU DO TO MY BED?
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[RICHARD] I CUT IN HALF WITH A
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SWORD.
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[MICHAEL] YOU CUT IT IN HALF
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WITH A SWORD?
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[MICHAEL] WHERE DID YOU GET A
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SWORD?
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[RICHARD] FROM A HOMELESS
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KNIGHT.
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[MICHAEL] OKAY, GREAT. WHERE DID
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YOU REALLY GET A SWORD?
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[RICHARD] YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
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HOW SURPRISING FOR OUR
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RELATIONSHIP. SIR PERCIVAL?
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[SIR PERCIVAL] YES, ME LORD?
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[RICHARD] WHAT IS YOUR
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OCCUPATION, SIR PERCIVAL?
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[SIR PERCIVAL] KNIGHT, ME LORD.
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[RICHARD] AND YOUR CURRENT
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RESIDENTIAL STATUS?
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[SIR PERCIVAL] HOMELESS.
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[RICHARD] A HOMELESS KNIGHT.
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(BICKERING)
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[MICHAEL] OKAY. ALRIGHT. WHERE
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ARE OUR CUPS?
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[RICHARD] OH, I REPLACED THEM.
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ORB IN OUR CUPBOARD FOR?
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[RICHARD] WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
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DIRECTLY INTO ITS CORE AND FIND
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OUT WHAT KIND OF SECRETS IT
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HOLDS?
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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO
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IT. IT'S TOO BRIGHT.
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[RICHARD] PLEASE LOOK INTO THE
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ORB.
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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO
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IT.
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[RICHARD] PLEASE.
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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO
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THAT ORB, OKAY?!
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[RICHARD] FOR ONCE, DO SOMETHING
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FOR ME.
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[MICHAEL] I'M NOT LOOKING INTO
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IT.
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[RICHARD] DAMN IT! IT'S SUPPOSED
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TO STEAL YOUR SOUL.
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[RICHARD] YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE
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MAN. DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME,
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OKAY? I'M NOT WHAT I SEEM. I'VE
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GOT PALMS ON BOTH SIDES OF MY
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HANDS. I CAN SHAKE YOU
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WHICH-WAYS.
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[MICHAEL] OKAY, WILL YOU JUST
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STOP IT?
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[SIR PERCIVAL] ME LORD, I AM IN
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NEED OF YOUR AID!
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[RICHARD] HEY! YOU BOX CAR
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WIZARD! OFF MY LAWN!
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SIR PERCIVAL, PURSUE HIM!
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[SIR PERCIVAL] RIGHT AWAY.
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[RICHARD] DO NOT RIDE MY RAKE
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LIKE A BROOM, PERCIVAL.
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[RICHARD] I TELL HIM AGAIN, I
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TELL HIM, I TELL HIM, I TELL
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HIM, I TELL HIM, I TELL HIM, I
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TELL HIM...
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[MICHAEL] THERE IS ABSOLUTELY--
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(BUZZING)
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[RICHARD] NICE WORK LITTLE BOY.
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(SCREAMING)
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[■■]
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■THERE'S AN 8-YEAR OLD
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AND A VOLCANO■
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■TALKIN ABOUT THINGS
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ABOUT 8-YEAR OLDS■
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[JONATHAN] HEY VOLCANO.
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[VOLCANO] HEY, JONATHAN.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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[JONATHAN] THERE'S THIS GIRL AT
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SCHOOL THAT I LIKE, BUT I DON'T
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KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.
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[VOLCANO] YOU SHOULD TELL HER
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HOW YOU FEEL.
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[JONATHAN] BUT I'M NERVOUS.
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[VOLCANO] OH DON'T BE. YOU JUST
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GOTTA GO UP TO HER AN (BEEP!)
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GET THE (BEEP!) OUT OF HERE!
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I'M GONNA BLOW!
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(SCREAMING)
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(COUGHING)
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[VOLCANO] OH. OH MAN.
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YOU OKAY MAN?
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OH... OH NO. I'M SORRY.
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■THERE'S AN 8-YEAR OLD
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AND A VOLCANO■
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■TALKIN ABOUT THINGS
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[EVANY] OKAY. SCOTT AND I HAVE
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DECIDED TO USE OUR TURN WITH THE
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TIME MACHINE TO BACK TO BEING IN
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1982 AND SEE HUEY LEWIS AND THE
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NEWS, LIVE IN CONCERT.
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[SCOTT] THEY WERE MY FAVOURITE
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BAND GROWING UP. LOVE THEM.
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SUPER EXCITED.
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[EVANY] ME TOO. LET'S DO THIS.
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[SCOTT] LET'S DO IT.
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(CLICK)
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(CLICK)
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[EVANY] THAT WAS...
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OKAY.
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[SCOTT] IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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A LOT OF SAXOPHONE.
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[■■]
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>>TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BORING
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GAMES?
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[JASON] MAN, THIS GAME SUCKS.
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>>MEGALORD WARS.
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ARE YOU READY FOR BATTLE?
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[MEGALORD] MEGALORD IS HERE!
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[JASON] WHOA!
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[MEGALORD] READY FOR A REAL
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GAME?
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[JASON] YEAH!
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[MEGALORD] TRY THIS!
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>>MEGALORD WARS.
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[MEGALORD] DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT
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TAKES?
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CAN YOU SAVE THE WORLD?
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[MEGALORD] CAN YOU SUMMON THE
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ENERGY TO SHOOT DOWN THE SQUARES
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WITH YOUR GUN?
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ALL THE WHILE PLAYING A SWEET
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GUITAR RIFF?
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OH YEAH!
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(HEAVY GUITAR)
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[MOM] JASON, WHAT IS GOING ON UP
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THERE?
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[JASON] NOTHING.
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[MEGALORD] JUST SUMMON MEGALORD
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NEXT TIME YOU'RE READY FOR
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BATTLE.
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[MEGALORD] WOOO!
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[■■]
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>>MEGALORD WARS.
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(DOOR SHUTTING)
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[MEGALORD] (SIGH)
510
00:15:06,891 --> 00:15:07,600
>>YOU'RE LATE, MEGALORD.
511
00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:09,686
[MEGALORD] SORRY BOSS.
512
00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:11,730
[MEGALORD] OH, HEY MAN.
513
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:12,522
[COOK] I DIDN'T SEE YOU WHEN I
514
00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:13,898
GOT UP THIS MORNING. LEFT THE
515
00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:14,899
APARTMENT EARLY?
516
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:15,650
[MEGALORD] YEAH, I HAD BAND
517
00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:16,317
PRACTICE THIS MORNING. BATTLE OF
518
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:18,862
THE BANDS THIS FRIDAY.
519
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:19,612
[COOK] SPEAKING OF THE
520
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:23,324
APARTMENT, UH, I ASKED SHELLEY
521
00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:24,909
TO MOVE IN WITH ME.
522
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,870
[MEGALORD] OH, HEY,
523
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:28,038
CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
524
00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:29,497
[COOK] THANKS, MAN.
525
00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:30,290
[MEGALORD] THAT'S SO GREAT FOR
526
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,041
YOU GUYS.
527
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:32,208
[COOK] YEAH, SO IF YOU COULD BE
528
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,463
OUT BY FRIDAY.
529
00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:38,798
[MEGALORD] OH...
530
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:39,591
[COOK] OKAY, COOL MAN. ALRIGHT.
531
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:40,216
[MEGALORD] UH, YEAH.
532
00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:41,051
[COOK] THANK YOU.
533
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:45,638
[MEGALORD] HEY, LISTEN, IF UH...
534
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:54,064
[MEGALORD] ALRIGHT.
535
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,231
(BUZZ)
536
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:57,067
[MEGALORD] MEGALORD IS NEEDED.
537
00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:59,069
(GUITAR SOLO)
538
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:02,530
[MEGALORD] MEGALORD! YEAH!
539
00:16:03,281 --> 00:16:03,782
>>DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO
540
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:05,700
DEFEAT THE EVIL WIZARD ONCE AND
541
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:06,910
FOR ALL?
542
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:11,081
(METAL GUITAR)
543
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:12,874
(SCREAM)
544
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:13,666
[MEGALORD] YOU'VE GOT TIME FOR
545
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,210
ONE MORE GAME, RIGHT?
546
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:15,919
[JASON] ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA
547
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:16,961
TIRED. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO
548
00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:18,046
BED.
549
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:19,756
[MEGALORD] OKAY, YEAH.
550
00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:21,341
ALRIGHT.
551
00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:22,967
NEXT TIME YOU, UH,
552
00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:23,718
WANNA PLAY...
553
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:26,096
[JASON] MEGALORD WILL... YEAH.
554
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,598
[MEGALORD] WOO! YEAH!
555
00:16:34,979 --> 00:16:39,109
(CAR STARTING, STALLING)
556
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:39,943
[MEGALORD] (SIGH)
557
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:49,119
[MEGALORD] HEY, SORRY. MY UM...
558
00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:53,623
...CAR WON'T START.
559
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:54,374
[MOM] SHOULD JUST BE A FEW
560
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:54,958
MINUTES.
561
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,751
[MEGALORD] OH, GREAT. THANK YOU.
562
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:57,752
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
563
00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:02,966
[MOM] NO PROBLEM.
564
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:04,217
[MOM] SO, UH, IS THIS A FULL
565
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,928
TIME GIG FOR YOU?
566
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:08,721
[MEGALORD] OH, NO. IT'S MORE
567
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:11,141
LIKE A SACRED DUTY. UH, MY REAL
568
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,144
PASSION IS FOR MUSIC. YEAH. MY
569
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:15,979
BAND, MEGABAND, WE ACTUALLY GOT
570
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:19,149
A, UM, A SHOW COMING UP THIS
571
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:20,150
FRIDAY. IT'S A BATTLE OF THE
572
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:20,692
BANDS.
573
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:21,609
[MOM] OH WOW. OKAY.
574
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:22,401
[MEGALORD] YOU'RE PROBABLY BUSY,
575
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:22,569
BUT--
576
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:24,529
[MOM] YEAH. BUT--
577
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:25,363
[MEGALORD] YEAH.
578
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:26,698
[MOM] IT'S A VERY SPECIAL
579
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:27,282
POSTER, SO--
580
00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:28,158
[MEGALORD] YEAH. OH, THANK YOU.
581
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,119
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
582
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:33,121
[MEGALORD] SO, IS THERE A
583
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:36,666
MR. WILLIAMS?
584
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,252
[MOM] UH, NO. HE PASSED AWAY.
585
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:41,421
[MEGALORD] OH. OH, I'M SORRY TO
586
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,174
HEAR THAT. UH, IF YOU EVER NEED
587
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,926
ANYONE TO COME BY AND HELP YOU
588
00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:49,888
OUT WITH JASON, YOU KNOW, TUCK
589
00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:51,306
HIM IN AT NIGHT OR IF YOU
590
00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:52,015
PERSONALLY NEED--
591
00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:52,640
[MOM] IT'S OKAY.
592
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,684
[MEGALORD] JUST LIKE A FRIEND OR
593
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:55,935
A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.
594
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:56,644
[MOM] NO.
595
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:57,478
[MEGALORD] NO?
596
00:17:58,479 --> 00:17:58,813
YOU.
597
00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:00,106
[MEGALORD] COOL. YEAH, YEAH. NO,
598
00:18:00,732 --> 00:18:02,942
THAT'S COOL. YEAH.
599
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,195
[MOM] YEAH.
600
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,155
[MEGALORD] UM, IT JUST GETS SO
601
00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:09,449
LONELY ON THE ROAD.
602
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,202
WITH YOUR BAND?
603
00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:14,204
[MEGALORD] NO. NO.
604
00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:15,371
YOU CAUGHT ME.
605
00:18:16,122 --> 00:18:16,164
[MOM] OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CATCH
606
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:16,789
YOU, I JUST--
607
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:17,582
[MEGALORD] I THINK YOU'D LOVE A
608
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:18,416
COUPLE OF OUR SONGS.
609
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:19,834
[MOM] (LAUGHS)
610
00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:20,626
[MEGALORD] I COULD SING FOR YOU
611
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:20,877
RIGHT NOW.
612
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:22,170
[MOM] OH THAT'S OKAY. YOU REALLY
613
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:23,129
DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
614
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:23,963
[MEGALORD] OH, I DON'T MIND AT
615
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,466
ALL. IT'S SORT OF LIKE A--
616
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:28,092
[MOM] THE CAR'S PROBABLY READY.
617
00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:28,760
[MEGALORD] (SINGING)
618
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,011
LOVE IS NOT A THING
619
00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:34,724
YOU CAN SAY NO TO.
620
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:36,226
LOVE IS JUST THE WAY
621
00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:39,395
THAT I FEEL.
622
00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:40,688
AND BABY,
623
00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:42,982
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL,
624
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,235
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL,
625
00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:46,778
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S REAL!
626
00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:47,445
[MOM] I'M JUST GONNA--
627
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:48,196
[MEGALORD] AND THEN IT BREAKS
628
00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:48,404
DOWN INTO THE CHORUS.
629
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:48,988
IT'S SORT OF LIKE:
630
00:18:49,572 --> 00:18:49,697
[MEGALORD] (SINGING)
631
00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:52,617
DON'T EVER SAY GOODNIGHT--
632
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:53,367
[MOM] I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE
633
00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:53,576
THIS--
634
00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:54,327
[MEGALORD] I WAS THINKING FOR
635
00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:55,078
THE MUSIC VIDEO MIGHT BE LIKE ME
636
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:56,120
DRESSED UP LIKE A WOLF, JUST
637
00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:57,288
LETTIN' THE MOON HAVE IT.
638
00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:58,248
[MOM] JUST GONNA WORRY ABOUT MY
639
00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,415
CAR IN THE MORNING. YOU CAN JUST
640
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,125
LEAVE THE CABLES ON THE PORCH.
641
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:01,960
[MEGALORD] OH YEAH, YEAH. OKAY.
642
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:03,628
THANKS VERY MUCH AGAIN.
643
00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:04,254
THANK YOU.
644
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:05,255
[MOM] NOT A PROBLEM. ANY TIME.
645
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:06,089
[MEGALORD] OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU
646
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:10,760
LATER THEN.
647
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:59,392
[■■]
648
00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:00,893
[EVANY] OKAY GENTLEMEN, WE NEED
649
00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:02,312
TO RIGHT SOME WRONGS HERE THAT
650
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:04,564
YOU IDIOTS HAVE CAUSED, SO WE'RE
651
00:20:05,231 --> 00:20:06,316
GOING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO
652
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:07,442
UN-KILL MARILYN MONROE.
653
00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:08,318
[BRIAN] THANK YOU.
654
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:09,110
[EVANY] AND TO STOP MARK FROM
655
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:10,153
JAMMING HIS D--- IN HITLER'S
656
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:10,862
MOM.
657
00:20:11,446 --> 00:20:11,738
[BRIAN] FOR MARILYN!
658
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:15,366
[EVANY] YOU IDIOT.
659
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,160
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
660
00:20:17,702 --> 00:20:20,246
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
661
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:20,872
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
662
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:21,539
[EVANY] (HIGH PITCH VOICE)
663
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:22,248
WHERE IS BRIAN?!
664
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:22,998
[MARK] (HIGH PITCH VOICE)
665
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:23,041
I DON'T KNOW.
666
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:23,499
I THINK THE TIME MACHINE
667
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,334
SUB-DIVIDE!
668
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,753
WE GOTTA FIND HIM.
669
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,046
[CHERYL] MARK?
670
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:29,964
EVANY?
671
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:31,341
[SCOTT] IT IS I. FUTURE SCOTT.
672
00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:32,342
[SCOTT] YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER.
673
00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:33,216
[SCOTT] HURRY. THERE'S NOT MUCH
674
00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:33,426
TIME.
675
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,345
[CHERYL] BUT I'M... I'M FINE.
676
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:36,346
[SCOTT] FOR ARE NOW.
677
00:20:37,263 --> 00:20:37,305
[CHERYL] WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
678
00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:38,765
[SCOTT] YOU SHOULD KNOW.
679
00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:39,807
YOU INVENTED IT.
680
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:40,600
[CHERYL] OH, I INVENTED SILVER
681
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:41,601
TRENCH COATS.
682
00:20:42,226 --> 00:20:42,352
[SCOTT] YOU LIKE BIRDS?
683
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:43,353
[CHERYL] I GUESS.
684
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:44,395
[SCOTT] NOT FOR LONG.
685
00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:46,647
[CHERYL] AH! BIRDS!
686
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:47,899
[SCOTT] YOU LIKE BABIES?
687
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,610
(BABIES CRYING)
688
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,362
MITCH?
689
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:53,363
[CHERYL] (LAUGHING)
690
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:54,030
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
691
00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:54,614
[EVANY] MOM, WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU
692
00:20:55,239 --> 00:20:55,365
BACK IN YOUR REAL BODY.
693
00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:56,157
[MARK] (FEMALE VOICE)
694
00:20:56,449 --> 00:20:57,325
HONESTLY, I'M COMFORTABLE.
695
00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:57,992
[ANDREW] (SCREAMING)
696
00:20:58,951 --> 00:20:59,494
KILLING KENNEDY'S.
697
00:21:00,244 --> 00:21:00,828
[BILL] I WAS SURE I COULD FLY
698
00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:01,496
THAT PLANE.
699
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:02,246
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
700
00:21:02,789 --> 00:21:02,830
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
701
00:21:03,122 --> 00:21:04,374
(SAXOPHONES)
702
00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:05,291
[MARK] AND THIS IS WHERE WE FILM
703
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,292
PARTS OF OUR SHOW.
704
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:07,877
[BABY HITLER] OH. VAT IS DAT,
705
00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:08,378
PAPA?
706
00:21:09,212 --> 00:21:09,670
[MARK] THAT'S A CAMERA.
707
00:21:10,213 --> 00:21:10,630
[MARK] (SCREAMS)
708
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,173
(SAXOPHONE)
709
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:12,757
[MARK] (SCREAMS)
710
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:14,217
[BILL] FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD
711
00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:15,385
FELLOW...
712
00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:16,177
[ANDREW] (SCREAMS)
713
00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,971
PAST TO RIGHT MY NOVEL,
714
00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:19,639
"THE GREAT GATSBY".
715
00:21:20,181 --> 00:21:20,223
[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
716
00:21:20,473 --> 00:21:20,765
[CHERYL] YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE
717
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:21,933
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD?
718
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:23,643
[SCOTT] THE F STANDS FOR FUTURE;
719
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,353
FUTURE SCOTT FITZGERALD.
720
00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:26,144
[SCOTT] DO YOU LIKE THE GREAT
721
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:26,396
GATSBY?
722
00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:27,397
[CHERYL] I LIKE THE GREAT
723
00:21:27,897 --> 00:21:28,064
GATSBY.
724
00:21:28,648 --> 00:21:28,689
[SCOTT] NOT FOR LONG.
725
00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:29,899
[CHERYL] GOD... DAMN IT!
726
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:31,818
[BILL] FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD
727
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:32,819
FELLOW...
728
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:38,991
[ANDREW] (SCREAMS)
729
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:39,867
[ANDREW] YOU!
730
00:21:40,451 --> 00:21:44,622
[ANDREW] (SCREAMING)
731
00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:45,289
[ANDREW] OH! THERE IT IS.
732
00:21:45,790 --> 00:22:42,888
[ANDREW] THERE IT IS.
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