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CLOSING STATEMENTS FROM THE
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DEFENSE.
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[CHERYL] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
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THE JURY, BEFORE YOU RETIRE TO
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DETERMINE MY GUILT, I JUST WANT
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TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION:
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DO I LOOK LIKE A RAPIST?
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[MARK] HEY GUYS, MARK HERE.
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WE'RE GEARING UP TO PLAY SOME
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CHARADES. WE'RE GONNA DO IT
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RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA DO IT NOW.
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WHO'S READY?
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[BILL] OH, THEY'RE READY.
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[EVANY] UH, SOUNDS LIKE...
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[MARK] THIS IS TRADITIONAL
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CHARADES. I'M TALKIN' TIMED
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ROUNDS, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ACTED
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OUT.
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[SCOTT] AVATAR.
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[EVANY] AVATAR!
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[SCOTT] YES! YEAH. YEEEEAH!
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[MARK] COUNT THE SYLLABLES, KEEP
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THE PACE, BUT KEEP YOUR HEAD.
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[BRIAN] UH, CHEST. UH... ME.
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[MARK] LET'S GET IT ON!
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[BRIAN] UH, BRIAN.
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[BRIAN] UH, YOU'RE OUT.
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[BRIAN] UH, TROUPE.
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TROUPE!
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[ANDREW] TIME!
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[BRIAN] YES! SCREW YOU, KYLE.
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[BILL] CHARADES.
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[CHERYL] THE PRODUCERS SAID WE
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SHOULD HAVE A MINORITY IN THE
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GROUP, SO WE'RE REPLACING YOU.
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[BRIAN] WHO'S MY REPLACEMENT?
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[CHERYL] GORD.
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[BRIAN] THE BOOM MIC GUY?
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[EVANY] BRIAN, GORD IS NATIVE.
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[GORD] I'M MI'KMAQ.
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[BRIAN] OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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[EVANY] BRIAN, YOU'RE THE
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WHITEST MEMBER OF THE TROUPE.
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[BRIAN] THAT'S NOT TRUE. SCOTT
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IS WHITER THAN I AM.
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[CHERYL] ACTUALLY, SCOTT IS
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CRAZY TANNED FROM THE WAIST
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DOWN.
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[SCOTT] YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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(RIP!)
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[KYLE] WHOA HO HO, NICE! BUILT,
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MUCHACHO.
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[ANDREW] LET'S GO.
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[BRIAN] OW! I HATE YOU--
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[ANDREW] SHUT UP, WHITEY.
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LET'S GO.
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[MARK] THAT'S HOW YOU REPLACE A
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GROUP MEMBER, THAT'S HOW YOU
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RUIN SOMEONE'S DAY.
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[BILL] THAT'S HOW YOU GIVE
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SOMEONE AN OPPORTUNITY THAT THEY
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DON'T THINK IS AN OPPORTUNITY
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UNTIL THEY'VE GAINED A BIT OF
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PERSPECTIVE. GOOD LUCK, BRIAN.
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[MARK] THAT'S CHARADES!
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[NARRATOR] MEET THE NEW
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PICNICFACE. ANDY, KYLE, EVANY,
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MARK, CHERYL, BILL, SCOTT,
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AND INTRODUCING...
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[■■]
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[GORD] I'M OF THE MI'KMAQ
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NATION.
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[SCOTT] WELL HERE'S MY THOUGHT
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OR TWO...
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YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE!
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>>BUT SIR, YOU CAN'T JUST GO
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OUT THERE.
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[SCOTT] GET OUT OF HERE!
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[SCOTT] RECOGNIZE ME NOW? THIS
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IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE BEFORE I
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FOUND CELEBRITY VARNISH. BUT
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[NARRATOR] SIMPLY APPLY A THICK
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COAT OF OUR UNIQUELY FORMULATED
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VARNISH TO YOUR HEAD THREE TIMES
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DAILY...
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AND HELLO HOLLYWOOD,
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CALIFORNIA.
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YOU'RE NOW A CELEBRITY.
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[NARRATOR] THIS WOMAN HAD THREE
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AUDITIONS IN HER FIRST WEEK
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USING CELEBRITY VARNISH.
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[NARRATOR] LOOK AT THIS GUY.
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WOW!
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JUST LOOK AT HIM.
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[■■]
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THIS...
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TO THIS.
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[NARRATOR] SEEMS LIKE THIS ONE
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WILL HAPPEN ALL THE TIME WITH
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CELEBRITY VARNISH. LOOK AT THEM.
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WOW. JUST LOOK AT THEM ALL.
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[OLD LADY] OKAY, WHICH SPEECH
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DEFECT AFFLICTED CANADA'S THIRD
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GOVERNOR GENERAL, LORD DUFFERIN?
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JASON?
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[JASON] I DON'T KNOW, MAN. TELL
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ME SOMETHING FOR REAL: IS THAT
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FERN BEHIND ME MOVING?
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[OLD LADY] JASON, THERE'S NO ONE
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IN THE FERN, SO...
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[JASON] YOU'D TELL ME IF THERE
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WAS A FUCKIN DUDE IN THAT FERN,
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WOULDN'T YOU?
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[OLD LADY] THERE'S NO ONE IN THE
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FERN, JASON. WE'RE JUST TRYING
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TO HAVE A NICE GAME, AREN'T WE,
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MARGARET?
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[MARGARET] ER... WHAT IS IT--
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COULD SOMEBODY PASS ME MY
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WALLET?
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[OLD LADY] MARGARET, IT'S RIGHT
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THERE.
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[JASON] I'M GONNA PUT A GUN IN
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THAT FERN AND START FIRING.
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[MARGARET] MY WALLET.
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[NARRATOR] TRIVIA-BASED BOARD
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GAMES. EACH YEAR THOUSANDS OF
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FAMILIES ENJOY PLAYING THEM, BUT
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HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW
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TRIVIA-BASED BOARD GAMES ARE
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MADE? WHERE DO THEY COME FROM,
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AND HOW ARE THEY MADE? TIME TO
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TAKE ANOTHER TRIP TO FIND OUT.
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READY, TRAVEL CROW?
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(CAWING)
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LOCAL MALL, HOME OF THE FOOD
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COURT, THE "EVERYTHING FOR ON
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FIRE" STORE, AND THE GAME STORE.
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WE ASKED AN EMPLOYEE WHERE THIS
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GAME STORE GETS ITS TRIVIA-BASED
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BOARD GAMES.
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[JOSH] HEY, MY NAME'S JOSH.
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[NARRATOR] THAT'S RIGHT. FROM
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NEW YORK CITY.
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(CAWING)
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[NARRATOR] HERE IN NEW YORK IS
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THE COMPANY THAT MANUFACTURES
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ALL OF YOUR FAVOURITE
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TRIVIA-BASED BOARD GAMES,
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INCLUDING, "BRAINSIES".
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"FOUR CHIN".
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"40-SOMETHING MAN AND HIS HORSE
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FRIENDS" TRIVIA.
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AND "CORN GA" TRIVIA.
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ALL THESE GAMES ARE MADE IN THIS
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ONE BUILDING.
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>>IT'S A GOOD WORKING
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ENVIRONMENT. WOULDN'T YOU SAY
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SO, STANLEY?
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[STANLEY] MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP
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ME, I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE--
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[NARRATOR] BUT HOW DO THEY COME
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UP WITH THE QUESTIONS THAT GO ON
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THE TRIVIA CARD? TO FIND OUT,
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LET'S TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO THE
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ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.
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(CAWING)
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[NARRATOR] HERE, WE SEE AN
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ARISTOCRAT BUSY COLLECTING
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TRIVIA. HE'LL FIND THE FACTS AND
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RELAY THEM TO HIS MAN-SERVANT,
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WHO MAKES NOTES IN HIS TOMES.
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RIGHT NOW, THE COLLECTOR IS
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NOTICING THAT MEADOWS ARE
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MOSTLY GREEN.
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THIS WILL BECOME A QUESTION
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ON ONE OF YOUR TRIVIA CARDS.
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(LAME SPOKEN SOUND EFFECT)
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[NARRATOR] THESE ARISTOCRATS CAN
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BE FOUND IN ALL CORNERS OF THE
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WORLD. FROM FIELDS, TO RECORD
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STORES, TO OUTER SPACE.
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(LAME SPOKEN SOUND EFFECT)
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[NARRATOR] ALL OF THIS SO THAT
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YOU CAN PLAY A NICE,
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TRIVIA-BASED BOARD GAME AT HOME
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WITH YOUR FAMILY.
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[OLD LADY] WELL, THAT WAS AN
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INTERESTING LESSON, WASN'T IT,
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JASON?
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[JASON] OH MY GOD, THERE HE IS.
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HE'S RIGHT IN THE FERN, HE'S
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[EVANY] I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME
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TONIGHT.
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(ZOOM!)
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(CRASH)
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[VOICE] BILLY, HEXICON IS BACK.
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WE NEED YOU. YOU'RE ONE OF THE
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LAST TRANSFORMERS LEFT.
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[EVANY] HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A
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TRANSFORMER.
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[VOICE] THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S AN
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INTERNAL TRANSFORMER. ALL HIS
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ORGANS ARE CARS.
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[EVANY] WHAT?
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(MECHANICAL NOISES)
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[EVANY] OH GOD!
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(CAR ENGINES)
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[EVANY] (CRYING)
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[NARRATOR] PREVIOUSLY ON
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[BRIAN] BRIAN, YOU'RE OUT OF THE
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[■■]
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[BRIAN] SCREW YOU!
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[GORD] I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE NEXT
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[SCOTT] WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE
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ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO OUT WITH
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ME. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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[CHERYL] WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE
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ACTUALLY ASKED ME OUT. HE'S SUCH
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A BABE.
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[GORD] HI, MY NAME IS MIKE, AND
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I'LL BE YOUR WAITER THIS
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EVENING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
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SOME OF OUR HOUSE WINE?
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[SCOTT] SURE. THAT'D BE GREAT.
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[CHERYL] YES, PLEASE.
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[GORD] WHAT A NICE COUPLE. THEY
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REMIND ME OF MY GRANDPARENTS,
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WHO WERE PART OF THE MI'KMAQ
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NATION. AT THE TIME OF THE FIRST
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CONTACT WITH EUROPEAN EXPLORERS
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IN THE 16TH AND 17TH CENTURIES,
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THE MI'KMAQ LIVED IN THE REGION
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NOW KNOWN AS THE MARITIME
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PROVINCES, AND THE GASPE
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PENINSULA. LATER, THEY ALSO
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SETTLED IN NEW ENGLAND AND
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NEWFOUNDLAND.
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THE MI'KMAQ CALLED THEMSELVES
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L'NU'K, MEANING "THE PEOPLE".
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THE TERM MI'KMAQ COMES FROM THE
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WORD NIKMAK,
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MEANING "MY KIN FRIENDS".
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THE MI'KMAQ LANGUAGE IS RICH
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AND DESCRIPTIVE. THEIR NAME FOR
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THE MONTH OF MAY IS TQOLJEWIKU:
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"FROG CROAKING MOON".
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[GORD] MORE WINE?
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[SCOTT] SURE--
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[GORD] THE MI'KMAQ NATION HAS
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POPULATION OF ABOUT 40,000, OF
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WHOM NEARLY 11,000 SPEAK
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THE ALGONQUIN LANGUAGE,
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M■KMAW■SIMK.
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[SCOTT] EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE
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MI'KMAQ, AREN'T YOU?
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[CHERYL] I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK
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THAT. YOU READ MY MIND.
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[GORD] SEEMS YOU WERE BOTH
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READING MINE.
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[■■]
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[BRIAN] HOW COULD THEY KICK ME
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OUT OF THE GROUP?
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ME! BRIAN!
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WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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WHAT AM I, IF NOT A SKETCH
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COMEDIAN?
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I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
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I'M GONNA STAY STRONG.
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DON'T... YOU... CRY.
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(CRYING)
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WHY ME? WHY?
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(HYSTERICAL CRYING)
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WHY? WHY DOES THIS HURT SO
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[■■]
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[EVANY] ALRIGHTY. SO WHAT IS THE
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PLAN TONIGHT?
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[EVANY] GREAT. WHAT MOVIE ARE WE
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WATCHING?
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[CHERYL] ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST
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GONNA--
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[SCOTT] PIZZA'S HERE.
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[CHERYL] ERIC!
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[SCOTT] HEY.
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[CHERYL] HEY. OH, IT'S SO GOOD
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TO SEE YOU.
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[SCOTT] GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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[CHERYL] DID YOU BRING THE
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MOVIE?
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[SCOTT] OH, WHAT, THIS MOVIE?
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[CHERYL] YES, THIS MOVIE, ERIC.
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UM, DO YOU MIND IF WE...
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[EVANY] LET'S DO IT. I'M READY.
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[CHERYL] OKAY. WELL, YOU KNOW
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HOW THEY SAY THAT TWO IS
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COMPANY.. US...
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BUT THREE IS--
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[EVANY] MORE COMPANY.
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[CHERYL] NO. WE'RE JUST GONNA GO
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UPSTAIRS AND WATCH THIS. IT'LL
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BE EASIER.
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[EVANY] PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
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ALONE.
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[CHERYL] YOU'RE BEING WEIRD.
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[EVANY] DONT'T GO-- OW!
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PLEASE?
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[■■]
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>>WE GOT YOU ALONE.
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>>YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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>>C'MON SWEETHEART, LET'S GO
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TO SALSA DANCING AT GOMER'S.
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[EVANY] I DON'T WANT TO GO SALSA
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DANCING AT GOMER'S.
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>>OH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO
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MUCH FUN AT GOMER'S. IT'S
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AWESOME. IT'S FUN TIME TONIGHT.
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>>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
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IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO... SO...
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>>GOMER'S IS A SALSA CLUB.
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>>THE SAME RULES APPLY FOR ALL
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DANCING.
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>>DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
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PLEASE DON'T GO.
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NO, DON'T GO.
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OH NO.
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[ANSWERING MACHINE] ZERO
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[■■]
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■LIVING ALONE
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ALL OF THE TIME■
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[ANSWERING MACHINE] ZERO
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MESSAGES.
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[NARRATOR] PREVIOUSLY,
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[■■]
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[ANDREW] HEY GUYS, WE WERE JUST
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TALKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH
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GORD, BECAUSE... HE'S NOT REALLY
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FUNNY. AND IT'S NOT A NATIVE
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THING. IT'S JUST, HE'S REALLY
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BORING.
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[SCOTT] I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA
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LIKE GORD. IT'S LIKE I LAUGH AND
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I LEARN.
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IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE THING.
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[ANDREW] SCOTT, DO YOU HAVE TO
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TAN HERE?
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[EVANY] I DON'T SEE WHY WE NEED
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GORD AT ALL. WE ALREADY HAVE A
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MINORITY IN THE GROUP.
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[ANDREW] WHO?
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[EVANY] IT'S ME. I'M JEWISH.
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[SCOTT] WELL, DON'T CALL
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MEETINGS IN THE AFTERNOON IF YOU
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DON'T WANT ME TO SHOW UP IN MY
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TAN PANTS.
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LIKE ME TO CALL--
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[SCOTT] I NEED TO TAN AT A
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REGULAR SCHEDULE.
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[SCOTT] MONDAY TO FRIDAY,
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3 TO 4, TAN PANTS.
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[BILL] I'M THE MINORITY.
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[ANDREW] WHAT MINORITY ARE YOU,
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BILL?
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[BILL] OH COME ON, ANDY. IT'S
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ME, GAY BILL.
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[ANDREW] YOU'RE MARRIED.
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[BILL] ANDY. GAY PEOPLE CAN GET
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MARRIED.
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(BUZZING)
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[ANDREW] WE HAVE TWO MINORITIES
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HERE, SO THERE YOU GO. JEWISH
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EVANY, THERE IT IS, AND GAY
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BILL. PERFECT. YEAH. THAT'S
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AWESOME.
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[CHERYL] HOW DO THESE THINGS GO,
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SCOTT?
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[SCOTT] ONE IS LATINO,
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AND 10 IS VERY LATINO.
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[CHERYL] I'M GOING TO GET THAT
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GOING FOR YOU.
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[■■]
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[ANDREW] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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[ANDREW] WHAT, AM I JEWISH NOW?
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AM I JEWISH? AM I A JEW NOW?
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OH, AM I DOING THE JEW--
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OH, I'M A GAY JEW!
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LOOK AT ME, I'M A GAY JEW.
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OH! GAY JEW ANDY!
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GAY JEW ANDY--
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[EVANY] THAT'S REALLY RACIST,
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ANDY!
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[ANDREW] YOU FORGOT HOMOPHO--
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[MARK] OKAY GENTLEMEN...
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WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT OUR
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TRUCKS?
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THEY'RE HUGE.
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THERE'S ONE.
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[MARK] GOTTA HAVE ONE OF THESE
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TRUCKS.
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NO QUESTION.
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[MARK] MAYBE YOU--
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MAYBE YOU SAY,
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"I DON'T WANT YOUR TRUCK."
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[MARK] EXPARDON ME?
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YOU SHUT YOUR FUGGUP.
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[MARK] YOU DON'T GET IT.
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NUT.
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[MARK] PEOPLE MIGHT SAY,
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"IT'S TOO BIG, THIS TRUCK".
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ZIPPER YOUR MOUTH.
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YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW DIT--
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CRUMB!
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[MARK] UWAN--
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GARF!
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[MARK] THIS TRUCK'S FOR YOU!
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(GROAN)
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[MARK] KEEP IT TOGETHER,
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KEEP IT TOGETHER.
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(INCOHERENT)
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[MARK] ANY QUESTIONS?
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NO.
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[NARRATOR] PREVIOUSLY ON,
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[■■]
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>>MAYBE YOU'RE AFRAID TO TRY TO
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LEARN TO BOWL?
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>>I'M HAVING MORE FUN JUST
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WATCHING.
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>>EVERY PERSON HAS THE MAKINGS
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OF A GOOD BOWLER.
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[BRIAN] TOO WHITE?
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY
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SENSE. TOO WHITE.
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HOW COULD SOMEONE BE TOO WHITE?
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[MARK] YOU GOT A LOT OF KNOTS
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IN HERE. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
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[BRIAN] THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
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DUSTY, THANKS.
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[MARK] YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GO
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BACK AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A
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PIECE OF YOUR MIND.
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[BRIAN] YEAH.
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[MARK] LET EM KNOW WHY YOU
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DESERVE TO BE IN THAT SKETCH
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TROUPE.
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[BRIAN] YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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[MARK] YEAH, MURDER THEM.
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[BRIAN] WHAT?
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[MARK] WHAT?
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[BRIAN] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
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[MARK] I DON'T KNOW.
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[BRIAN] ALL RIGHT.
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[MARK] GET BACK THERE, AND SHOW
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THEM THAT YOU'RE THE BIGGER MAN.
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[BRIAN] I AM THE BIGGEST MAN.
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[MARK] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MAN.
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[BRIAN] YEAH!
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[MARK] PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.
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[BRIAN] I WILL.
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[MARK] SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE
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MADE OF.
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[BRIAN] YEAH!
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[MARK] MURDER THEM!
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[BRIAN] NO!
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[MARK] PLEASE! PLEASE MURDER
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THEM. OH, BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED
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ON THIS DAY. IF NOT YOURS, THEN
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WHO'S? OH GREAT LORD, OH LORD,
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IF IT MUST BE MINE, THEN IT
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SHALL.
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(INCOHERENT)
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CREATOR OF THE FINEST NOVELTY
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LINENS, OH WITH YOUR CHAIN
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STORES AND YOUR FINE,
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ONE-PIECE PAJAM, OH CREATOR
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THE QUEEN SIZED BED AND THE
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MINIATURE ASS...
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OH!
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[MARK] AND THEN GORD WOULD BE
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RIGHT HERE.
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[EVANY] DO WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM
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LINES?
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[MARK] YEAH... WELL, YEAH.
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[BRIAN] HEY!
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IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU START
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TAKING--
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OH!
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[EVANY] OH MY GOD.
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(CRACK)
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[BRIAN] (GROANING)
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[EVANY] CALL AN AMBULANCE,
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CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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(SIRENS)
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[EVANY] OH MY GOD.
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WHY ARE YOU DIALING SO MANY
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NUMBERS?
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[MARK] I'M TEXTING.
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AMBULANCE?!
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[MARK] I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO
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A WHOLE CONVERSATION.
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[EVANY] JUST CALL THE FUCKING
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AMBULANCE, MARK!
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[MARK/EVANY] (ARGUING)
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[BRIAN] (GASP)
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[CHERYL] BRIAN. ARE YOU OKAY?
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[BRIAN] WHERE AM I?
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[CHERYL] YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
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THE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE GOING TO
519
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:29,339
BE IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR THE REST
520
00:20:30,006 --> 00:20:30,340
OF YOUR LIFE.
521
00:20:30,882 --> 00:20:31,299
[BRIAN] OH JESUS!
522
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,343
[KYLE] NO, NO, NO. IT'S GOOD.
523
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:34,260
YOU'LL BE OUR TOKEN WHEEL CHAIR
524
00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:39,432
GUY NOW. YOU FILLED THE MANDATE.
525
00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:40,308
[GORD] I HEARD ABOUT WHAT
526
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:41,351
HAPPENED WITH BRIAN.
527
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:42,602
ARE YOU OKAY?
528
00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:44,479
[CHERYL] GORD...
529
00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:46,147
BRIAN'S OUR TOKEN MINORITY NOW,
530
00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,316
SO...
531
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:49,359
YOU'RE OUT OF THE GROUP.
532
00:20:50,151 --> 00:20:50,360
[MARK] YEAH, GORD.
533
00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:51,110
GET OFF OUR LAND.
534
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,320
[ANDREW] OKAY, THAT'S NOT THE
535
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:55,615
BEST CHOICE OF WORDS FOR THAT.
536
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:56,657
[KYLE] DOES ANYONE SMELL BURNT
537
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:57,533
FLESH?
538
00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,327
[EVANY] KIND OF.
539
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:01,329
[ALL] EWW.
540
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:02,455
[SCOTT] OH, HEY GUYS. FELL
541
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:05,375
ASLEEP IN MY TAN PANTS. DOCTOR
542
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:08,378
SAID I'VE GOT 10TH DEGREE TANS.
543
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:09,128
[KYLE] THAT IS GROSS.
544
00:21:09,504 --> 00:21:09,670
[MARK] LET'S CLOSE THAT UP.
545
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:10,421
[KYLE] YEAH, I NEVER WANT TO
546
00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:11,381
LOOK AT THAT OR BE REMINDED OF
547
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:12,048
THAT AGAIN.
548
00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:13,549
(EAGLE CAWING)
549
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,009
[ANDREW] GUYS!
550
00:21:15,593 --> 00:21:17,345
LOOK! IT'S AN EAGLE.
551
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:22,266
WAIT A SECOND, WHERE'S GORD?
552
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:24,394
OH MY GOD. I THINK GORD TURNED
553
00:21:24,977 --> 00:21:26,396
INTO AN EAGLE.
554
00:21:26,979 --> 00:21:27,021
[CHERYL] COOL.
555
00:21:27,313 --> 00:21:27,855
[BILL] WOW.
556
00:21:28,564 --> 00:21:29,315
[KYLE] THEY CAN JUST DO THAT?
557
00:21:29,982 --> 00:21:34,946
[GORD] I'M RIGHT HERE.
558
00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:35,738
[ANDREW] I GENUINELY THOUGHT YOU
559
00:21:36,072 --> 00:21:36,739
TURNED INTO AN EAGLE.
560
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:37,532
I'M SORRY GORD.
561
00:21:38,074 --> 00:21:38,658
I AM REALLY SORRY.
562
00:21:39,409 --> 00:22:35,380
I... THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE...
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