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This sucks.

I hate having summer classes.

I hate everything.

Like, this really sucks.

Mom's being annoying. All my friends are going to the beach right now.

And I have to stay here.

Well, honey, I'm your stepdad, so I can't really get involved with you and

mom. I know.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Morning. It's 12 o 'clock.

Well, I'm on vacation.

So are we.

Well, at least I'm supposed to be.

Well, it's not my fault that you have to be in summer school and your boss

didn't let you get off work.

Well, it's your fault that I'm grounded.

Well, maybe you should study harder next time and you can join me and my

girlfriends at the beach.

But, uh, see you guys later.

She's so annoying. Like, what is wrong with her?

I know, sweetie. Forgive me saying this, but your mom has been kind of a bitch

lately. I know, right? Like, she thinks that she's the only one that can go out

and have fun and go to the beach with her girlfriends and get wet and go

swimming and whatever.

Like, I want to go swimming, and I want to get wet.

Like, that's so stupid.

Hmm.

You know what?

What? I think we can have some fun of our own.

How? We're stuck here.

Where are you going?

What if we get wet, right?

Are you crazy?

Ew. What if we get wet?

What is wrong with you?

See, we're having fun already.

Yeah.

You're all wet now, too. Look at that.

Let me dry you off.

Whoa.

Dad. What?

You're having a little too much fun, Dad. Yeah.

But look,

since we're stuck here, we might as well have real fun.

I mean, it would be fun.

I love that.

And mom has been a bitch lately.

Right. Right.

You know what?

Come over here.

Damn, dad.

Oh my god.

All for you.

Yeah, I was going to clean it up, you know.

Okay, well, can you help me go look for the sunscreen?

Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay, thank you. Okay.

Oh, baby, you know what? We're going to have to continue this later.

Okay. All right, so I'll see you in bed.

Okay.

So

do

you find the sunscreen?

Are you ready to continue?

Oh my god, that's bad.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna sweat up.

Go for it.

Thank you, baby.

Yeah, that's right.

Take my shoe off.

Woo!

Stay, stay, stay, stay.

All right, now look at that.

Mm -hmm.

Look at that.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God. He's so fucking sexy.

Yo, look at that.

Open that up again.

Open that up for daddy.

Yes, just like this.

Just like this.

Oh, yes.

Yes, look at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

She better be studying hard, I'll tell you that.

Yeah. All right, have a good day. I'm going to the beach.

Cool, have fun.

to bend over for me.

Who's wrong?

What the fuck you doing?

Get both knees up here, baby. Get both knees up here.

Hang that ass up for me.

Hang that ass down. Ride this just like this.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, baby.

Yeah.

We'll see you then.

Just like that.

Just like that, baby. Yes. Oh, just like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Yes.

Daddy's come, huh? I love it.

Oh, yeah.

You got your protein for the day?

Yeah. We're having so much more fun than mom.