Original subtitles

No!

Avete notato con quanta delicatezza sa più usare il rasoio?

Vi assicuro che qualsiasi donna abbia intenzione di mettersi in contatto con

non resterà delusa, né insoddisfatta, né ferita.

Io sono Madame Colette e dirico un spettacolo particolare nella Zoo Strasse

Francoforte.

La ragazza che state vedendo, miei cari telespettatrici, si chiama Margaret ed è

una delle attrici che lavora per me.

Canai Film cerca documenti di vita erotica autentica e io cerco altre

per il mio teatrino.

Ho pensato così che se avessi realizzato un filmato sul mio lavoro, questo

avrebbe potuto essere trasmesso da Canai Film e raggiungere voi donne, voi che

non avete paura dell 'erotismo, che non avete paura di esibirvi davanti a degli

spettatori.

Forse alcuni di voi fanno uso di videocassette porno per loro di letto

per esigenze professionali.

È a voi che avete il coraggio di vivere, di pensare la vita erotica e il sesso

come qualcosa di necessario alla vita umana. A voi che non avete vergogna, ma

che lo considerate con semplicità, con naturalezza. È a voi che io mi rivolgo.

Even Missy is part of my show.

The first characteristic to be part of it is to have the dick completely

Being so glabrous, it can be better kept in perfect hygiene conditions.

Then you have to know how to maneuver the vibrator, slowly, but with

And then, of course, you need to have a natural sensitivity and predisposition

to make love.

He is Marcus, like Margherita Nizzi, he is part of my show.

And he is Rambo. He is Mitzi's partner.

Mitzi knows how to do this in public too. And it's not easy.

The barrier of pride raised for many centuries of sexist education inhibits

anyone of us to do this operation so naturally when someone sees us.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah,

that's

good.

Come, come.

Here we are in my theater, with the stage costumes.

Now it's Margaret who shows herself.

Adesso sono Marcus e Missy.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Now it's my turn with Tiggerford.

The film you have seen broadcast by Canai Film, over a private channel at

had some success.

Some girls called me in the theater, but then nothing happened.

However, the actors who had interpreted it complained that, given its short

duration, they could not understand anything of their bravery and, moreover,

everything seemed unnatural, almost stifled.

Since the TV antenna that transmitted it now gives me more time available,

I take the opportunity to show all the viewers the documentary that was shot a

year ago in its full version.

And I add, men and women, come and see the show live.

You will have a lot of fun.

Let's put a little soap on it.

Margaret doesn't feel anything.

I have a light hand.

It's a show on the run.

Thank you for your time.

um

Now another pass of soap and then the last ratatouille.

It's true.

One minute.

Thank you very much.

I just want to talk.

Is everything okay?

Yes.

Thank you.

Look how beautiful she is. So naked, she has this beauty, this sharpness.

Sono convinta che anche Mitzi sia eccitata vedendo la figa di Margaret

aperta.

options that.

I don't

know.

I don't know.

Yeah, let's do that.

These special glasses are used to stimulate the hair.

Just a little bit. And the erotic tension goes up significantly.

Thank you very much.

Now it's the turn of Mizi's fig.

The skin of the fig, no longer protected by the hair, is exposed completely,

without defense, to kisses, to caresses.

And the sensations flow with greater intensity.

No.

Mwah!

um um

No idea what we've done, huh?

I don't know if it's true, but it's true. I don't know if it's true.

Don't change the future, you know?

Se Margaret con il vibratore è una vera artista, Mitzi usando solo la mano non l

'è inferiore.

It's impossible that when you look at them, you don't feel some kind of erotic

fever.

And if the thermometer doesn't go up, it's time to go to the doctor.

And now it's time to show you their ability, not alone, but in company.

To Margaret, it's Marcus, called Sansone, because of the long hair.

And to Miffy, it's Rambo, because he's one of the few young people I know who

did the military service.

Oh my

God.

Thank you.

. .

.

Oh, yeah.

We are doing good.

Good.

Good career.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

um um

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't want to hear anything about your life.

Oh.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

It could be said that what you have seen is the general proof of the show.

This, on the other hand, is the representation in theater.

I am also dressed for the occasion.

Erotism is a fever that arises from the confluence of two rivers.

The sweetness, the languor, the passivity are the waters of one. The

the cruelty, the dominion are the waters of the other.

For this reason, the stage equipment is made up of chains that evoke the idea of

torture. For this reason, the actors' stage costumes evoke prison, being

prisoners. For this reason, I, who am the director, am dressed militarily in

black leather.

It's nice to see you all again.

You finally shared that kind of work, buddy.

Thank you very much.

Hey! Hey!

I think you have to do it a little bit faster.

Good.

And now we're going to start.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey! Hey!

Oh, shit.

No, no,

no.

I don't know.

Hey! Hey!

Oh my God.

There we go.

Hey! Hey!

Please.

Oh, God.

um um

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh

So...

Bye.

Certo, nello spettacolo non mi comporto come in prova, dove faccio soltanto il

direttore di scena e preparo i miei attori con le mie mani.

Anch 'io, come Mizzi e Margaret, faccio la mia parte.

Anche a me piace esibirmi davanti agli spettatori e prendere la mia parte di

applausi.

Thank you.

Please. Please.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Spero che vi siete divertiti.

E... Arrivederci a presto.