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No, paraphilia sounds like you like... It sounds like you... It sounds like you

like getting your dick sucked on like a hang glider or something.

Yeah, I could do that. Extreme, dude. I love that.

Moneypenny, I was wondering if you wanted to get fucked in your ass later.

Oh, James.

Always the jokes to James.

I'd like to bend you over and rip your pussy apart.

I've got a quick question for you.

Would you like to shuck my fucking dick?

Oh, Jay, there he is. The old joke to himself.

James the joke star.

Why don't you take a look at this? He's just jacking off.

Q, why don't you pull my finger real quick?

Okay.

But you didn't fart, 007. That's right. I came in my pants.

I spent 15 minutes in the bathroom getting myself all the way to the edge

looking at the picture of your wife.

And you just made me buster in my mind.

Take that, you inventing faggot.

You inventions faggot. Well, I don't really appreciate that much at all,

James, it's Britain.

We're all faggots.

That's why we hired you. You're the only one that's straight.

England needed a straight man to protect us from Russia.

The whole premise of 007 is whatever British guy was straight.

It's getting panned. The first movie got panned. It was deemed too unrealistic

for a single British man to be heterosexual.

Well, I just don't see it. I've never met a man like that who behaves that

We all have sex with our wives while holding our noses. While fully clothed.

thinking about Jeffrey.

Yeah.

Dr. No is the doctor who invented women being able to deny consent for sex.

Yeah.

We've got terrible news, 007.

Women are now allowed to choose.

No! There's a doctor that's told women the word no. I'll kill him.

But we can still get them drunk.

That's correct, 007. It's still 1963.

We haven't gotten to that part of consent yet. Yes. That part is still

They haven't learned how to write book shit.

Unless it's something about how to keep a good house and voting for your

husband's favorite candidate.

The kind of feminism that helped us beat the Nazis.

Ah, fuck, dude.

Silence!