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Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

Text from Mom:

"Hi, honey. I noticed you haven't chimed in"

on the family chat.”

Text from Mom "Maybe we can all FaceTime?"

Text from Mom:

"I'm just about to record a new episode."

Hi. Welcome back

I'm Dr Tess Coleman,

and this is Rebelling with Respect

Today on the podcast,

we are talking about a relationship dynamic

that is very close to my heart

"Grand co-parenting."

When my daughter, Anna, chose to become a single mom,

it changed our family forever

Ryan! Cloffice. Recording

Sorry!

As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her

Harper!

Harper, this is your 30-minute warning

that we're leaving for school

Harp?

This is now your 20-minute warning

Ten minutes

Yes, confirm the recording sessions

But know that I know she can sell out more than the Greek

And yes, I know how many seats there are

Harper! I really wanna respect your space,

but I'm curious as to why you're not out here yet

You have five minutes!

Being someone that your loved one can lean on

is the most important relationship there is

Ryan, I'm getting so good at this!

No

No, no, no!

Oh, it didn't record!

Moth...

Hi, Mom

Now is not a great time I'm just...

I know, but I finished my podcast early,

so I'm offering to do drop-off

No. It's okay. I've got everything under control

Harper, you had to be up ten minutes ago!

Prepare to be triggered!

Harper!

Let's catch one more

Dude, these waves are unreal

I love our lives!

Yo, are we skipping first period?

Oh, shoot. We gotta go

- Harper! - What?

I'm literally ready

Barely. Barely

I made your favourite lunch

How was pickleball yesterday? Did you beat 'em?

We say "annihilated."

Mom, I told you I could take her

I know, sweetheart

But I saw on your stories

that you were working at the studio late,

and so I decided to take her

You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me

And I work late all the time I can still take her

Anna, let's pause and reframe

When you decided to be a single mom,

I told you I would support you a hundred percent

Well, this is me supporting you a hundred percent

Okay, you know what?

I'm coming too

We can both do drop-off this morning

- Mom - No, go on. You can go

- Just let them... - Oh, okay, you're not going

- Mom - You're gonna go

You're not... Nobody's gonna go

I'm gonna go!

- So what's up, kiddo? - Nothing

- Okay, spill it - All right

My new lab partner is the absolute worst

She's the new girl, here for the year

I mean, ugh,

she thinks she's so much better

than everyone because she's British,

which she has to remind you of every five seconds

Like no one's ever been from England before

So my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris,

and that's how I met my French boyfriend,

Philippe Henri

- Philippe Henri - Ooh, la-la

He's French and a model

You've seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?

Anna Wintour scowled at me

- Seriously? - What's Paris like?

Oh, it's lovely I go all the time

Ignore the British girl

After this year, you won't have to see her anymore

Nice advice from a therapist

Well, I'm not her therapist I'm her Gram

All right, well, this has been real

Please drive away like you don't know me

Make good choices!

You are so lame

Lame!

Are you ready for laboratory today?

Shut your mouth

Fun bonus round today

Never trust an atom. Why?

"Cause they make up everything."

Here all day, folks

You're supposed to put your goggles on

before we start

The goggles are giving Minion

Yeah. We're not, like, Minions

So, no, thank you But they're perfect for you

It's like the Revolutionary War

was for nothing

Today, remember, these are dangerous chemicals

Maybe we should use not-dangerous chemicals?

How about you do your actual share of the work

instead of doodling?

It's called designing

The measurements have to be precise

This experiment is so simple

In the UK, we did this in primary school

The only reason people think you're smart

is because of your obnoxious accent

At least people think I'm clever

What's that supposed to mean?

You're smart. Figure it out

- Oh, no - Oh, no

- Oh, no - Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh!

- That was not precise! - That's not precise at all!

Oh. Principal Waldman!

I don't know, Mom I don't know why

the principal called me, but I'm here

So you don't need to come You know what?

I can't find what I was gonna tell you about

I'll call you...

- Sorry - It's totally my fault

No, no, no. I-I wasn't looking where I was going

Oh

Are you okay?

- Your phone - Yeah, I...

Yeah, I don't know how to turn this thing off

Yeah, I'm not sure, either I think, maybe...

- I think you got it - Is it off?

- Yeah. It's just... - Oh, thank you

- No problem - Thank you

Um, my daughter just started here,

and I admit I'm quite lost

Would you happen to know where the chemistry lab is?

This is serious. Someone could have been injured

I'm sure it was just an accident

It seems to me a misunderstanding

Harper seems so...

lovely

Oh. Well, Lily seems so genuine and kind

Wow. I certainly never had two parents

come in here and be this attractive

I meant "attentive."

Oh

Uh, Lily and I are definitely going to reflect

on how to do better

This is all Harper and I are going to think about

We're very, very committed

Especially as a single-parent household

Oh, us too

- We're single. Parent - Great

I mean, uh...

- I'm a single parent, yeah - Single parent. Great

- Yeah. You know what I mean - Yes. Same. Me too

Single

Single parent. Guilty

Great

I'm single too

Oh, my God... Should we meet up?

Perhaps our daughters should get to know each other?

Maybe, like, Wednesdays, after 6:00. Get a little wine?

Talk about these badass kids?

Harper would really like that

Over dinner?

Dinner sounds perfect

I'm on it

Petit Trois? Yes, can I have a table for two?

Private. In the back

Do you guys have any allergies?

- No - No

No. No allergies

Okay, you came here early Spill it

There's just no time

Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,

final fitting, rehearsal lunch

And, oh, my wedding

You have a lot on your plate Big day. Deep breath

There's so much to do before Sunday

Anna, let us know how we can help

Maybe someone could help me memorize my wedding vows

How about this? I'll help you

"I, Anna, take you, Eric,

a man that I have been dating for six months,

but might uproot my entire life

and move to London,

"where we have no family and an avocado costs $11."

Perhaps you should add something about

my undying patience for teenage rebellion

Spot on about the avocado

Oh. That wasn't about you

It was actually about my mom's other British fiancé

She's a comedian today

- Just today, though - I see. Yeah

Right, Harper?

I have been practicing our first dance

Wait till you see what I have cooking

Ooh, I see what you did there

I missed you since yesterday

Ew

Trevor Travis Just dropped a new single

I think we can all guess who it might be about

Hello?

I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee pudding pavlova

for the bake sale

Just what every teenager loves. Pavlova

Agreed. Teenagers these days, sophisticated palates

Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4:00 a.m

baking old-fashioned chocolate chip cookies

from scratch, with no staff

Four hours for cookies?

I think we need to get you a staff

They just needed to cool

Stand up straight Good posture

Okay. And do you know how bad this is for you?

Seriously, eat this

Say, "Thanks, Mom."

I saw that, Harper

Any day now

Just trying to keep us on a schedule here

Oi. Well,

we wouldn't want to be off schedule, innit?

Step, and...

Hi, Lil!

It's Lily

Lily, back seat

Can't Grams just take me?

No, this will be good bonding for everyone

Well, I bond best with Lily

when we're not around each other,

and I don't have to look at her face

Yeah, I love sitting next to you

Reminds me that I'm amazing

Seat belts, girls

All right. All right

- I got you - You got me

- Good morning - We're ready to go

Good morning. Car's all set Up the coast, Route 17?

- Yeah? - Yeah? What do you think?

I'm not saying I don't not want to go on the trip

I'm just saying that Anna's wedding

has put me behind with my patients,

which has been very disruptive

- Uh-huh - And... And, of course,

they keep adding dates to my book tour,

which, you know, it's out of my control

And I'm just saying I need a little time

Look, girls

We're trying to hear you Just try and hear us?

Oh, no

I hear you trying to pull me away

from my family and my friends

I mean, who even gets to surf before school in London?

You can surf on the river Thames

Really?

No, you dipstick

- Girls - It's a city

- You need to... - Okay, girls. Girls

It's our decision

Eric and I will do what's right for the family

- Hmm - Family?

Yes, this family

- Don't say it like that - Don't say...

- That sounds really cringe - Don't tell me

what to say and how to say

Harper, relax Don't be so dramatic

Lily

- Stop gaslighting - What?

You don't even know what that means

I don't wanna look at your face anymore

You know what that means, right?

- I think I know what it means - Yeah. I knew you did

That explains why you talk rubbish

For the bake sale, every table must have...

Okay

...a gluten-free option, an egg-free option...

Please don't slam the...

door

Well, at least we don't have to bring them

to our immigration interview tomorrow

Don't be stressed They'll come round

Yeah, let them take all the time they need

He sounds great I'll be back in a bit

- Here's Ella's schedule - Thank you

Oh, send those to the tour manager, please

- Yeah, okay - Okay? Because I'm...

- I'm a pop star on the rise - Okay

So I wanna do the album, you know

We can come in here after midnight

I got the keys to the studio

- How's it going? - Oh, good morning

Actually, it's literally not It's a bad morning

It's a very bad morning

Not for me, personally, but for you

Why, what happened?

Trevor dumped Ella

And he already released a song about it

- Anna! - Oh

Yeah, and he dumped her in a text

- Yeah, I got this - Toxic icon

I'll get in the booth, and I'ma just lay it all down...

Okay, so Trevor wrote a song

But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think

It's called "Better Than the Last One."

It's about me

Okay, but that title, it could be about anyone

It says, parentheses, "Ella."

Let's just focus on the songs

that you're gonna perform on Saturday

Performing! Yay!

I can't sing those songs I wrote them about Trevor

I put my heart and soul into them

No, a 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote those songs

This is a hit! This is...

I can't even stop moving my body

- Shh! - Look, my chest

- is just gyrating. I can't... - Off!

Oh, turn it off Turn... All right

What is that? Did you learn that from Oprah?

Join the Environmental Club

Come over We have the best cookies

Welcome to the great Sunset Ridge Bake-Off

Shouldn't these be more prominently featured?

Born Appétit literally profiled

my dad's restaurant for these pastries

I think they're nice and prominent over here

Uh, they're gourmet

They're soggy-bottomed

You know what? I think I see the perfect spot for yours

- Just... - Dude!

- Those were Gram's! - Come on

You know what? I think I know the perfect place to put this

You wouldn't dare

Oh

Yeah. Perfect

Nice caramelization

Oh. Just...

Oh, my God

Food fight!

Food fight!

Oh, no!

They're attacking us from above!

We need the high ground!

On my signal!

Too far, Harper

Stop it! Put that down! Stop it

Give me that. Give me that Put that down. Stop it!

No, not the strudel!

Please! Or the tart

Stop it! That got in my mouth! Hey!

You want a fight? Let's fight!

Who started...

the food fight?

Congratulations, you two

You just got everybody in here in-school suspension

Thanks a lot

Is this key lime pie?

Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning

Well, you gotta take me to the emergency room

because I'm very allergic to key lime pie

Is this you?

Oh, uh...

That's not supposed to be in there

- Was it for Pink Slip? - Hmm

I saw them at the Troubadour last year

Could I sing your song this weekend?

Oh, no

You'll have way better stuff than something I wrote

I wrote that after I left Pink Slip anyway

Okay. I got this

Yes, you got this

Opening your world tour at the Wiltern

is a big show for you. Huge

For the both of us

The girls are struggling with this transition, and just...

just take it from a parent who has been in your shoes

I know, Tess, between losing Lily's mum and moving here...

Yes, and being ripped away from the home she grew up in

Oh, I'm sorry. Are we talking about Lily or about Harper?

Harp? Lily?

That is really annoying

- No, it's just... - Hey. What the...

What's going on?

- Darling... - No one's hurt

I went to the school...

Please let me just handle this

Anna, there's been an incident at school

between the girls It was really bad

- What bad? How bad? Oh... - I've got this

Girls, apologise to each other now, please

Ooh, honey, forced apologies

is never a way to resolve conflict

- That... - But...

We need to make space for them to express how they feel

Harper, how do you feel?

I feel...

sorry

And, Lily, how do you feel?

I feel...

...sorry too

That's great

- Great - See?

Sorry that my future stepsister is a complete twit

I'm sorry that my future stepsister is a shallow idiot

- Oh, am I? 7 Really? - New plan!

No more holding space for feelings

You two are gonna have a lovely time

at my bachelorette tonight

You're gonna get along because we're a family,

and families love each other!

And for that, Harper, just for that look,

you two earned yourself a sleepover at Gram's

Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why am I the punishment? I'm the fun one

- I have board games - Mom

I have Parcheesi

And you're gonna braid each other's hair

in a non cultural-appropriating way

and like it

What is Parcheesi?

- It's a game - I'm not quite sure

You move around the board You shake the dice

You remember the sound of the dice?

Oh, it's amazing

You get these dice,

and you shake 'em in your hand,

- you move around the board - Oh, Grams

It's really fun

I also have Boggle!

You stay on your side, and I'll stay on mine

Gladly

Harper, look,

I know you think I don't get it, but I do

And it's still just gonna be you and me

If you go to London, I'm staying here with Grams

- She said it was cool - She what?

Hey, Anna! Did you remove me as Harper's secondary contact?

Did you tell Harper that she could stay here with you

if we decided to move to London?

- Are you serious right now? - Whoa. Are you serious?

- Okay, okay - Why are you...

What is serious

is that you and Eric need to keep the girls in Los Angeles

Lily just needs some guidance

The only guidance I need from you

is to show me to the other bathroom

I'm very sorry, Lily I didn't know...

You don't know anything

about what I need or how I feel,

or the fashion school back home that I wanna go to

Oh!

Yep. Just you and me, Mom

Great

Welcome, everyone,

to the bachelorette party of our girl, Anna

Mom, for real?

Why would you?

- Haven't changed - Not a bit

- Anna! - It's so funny

Get it, girl!

I remember that six-pack

- Yeah, who is that? - So handsome

That is Jake

Your mom's first love

And her first ride on a motorcycle

I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle

Okay

Jake also had a thing for Tess

For Grams?

All right, okay. Enough humiliation for the night

Harper, baby, I made you a plate

Here you go. You're too young to be sad. Come on

Well, being young is overrated, Mama P

Eat. You'll be fine

Use the tongs

Lily? Mind if I join you?

You know, Anna lost her father

around the same age that you lost your mother

And then she had to deal with my wedding to Ryan

Cool

And then you add to that the complications of moving

I'm here for you

Sincerely

With all due respect, Dr Coleman,

you're not my gran or my therapist

So, while I get your motive for keeping us in LA,

I don't need your help

Oh, no We used to be so cool

- Hey, I'm still cool - I look amazing

You're very cool. That song you sent me was sick

- Yeah - Thank you

I wish I had more time to write

But now all I do is listen to parenting podcasts

Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting rock star life

Harper, wait. I was just...

Wait, I wasn't serious

Look, I gave up performing, but I have you

- Enjoy your party - You can't leave

I don't think I belong in here, Grams

Let me handle this I've got you

- Harper! - Anna,

honey, you just need to pause and reframe

- Thanks, Mom - What?

- What did I do? - I was handling it

And you completely undermine me as a parent

I was trying to help you

Well, your help isn't helpful

Well, that's not very nice to say

Can the great and mysterious Madame Jen

interest you ladies in a psychic reading?

No Thank you very much,

but, um, right now is not the...

Time?

- It's just not really our... - Thing?

This will all be over soon, if you just...

- Go with it - Go with it. Yes, exactly

- Come on in. Yes. Yes - No. No

- Come - Okay, I'm coming. Here we go

- Anybody else interested? - Let's try this out

I do discounts for bigger groups. Okay?

Okay. That's fine That's good

And that's how I lost my spot

at the Larchmont Farmers' Market

But I did get a table by the lids

and free milk counter inside of the Starbucks

So, I am a life coach, but I also do Reiki

If you notice, I have several business cards,

because I actually have

a business-card-making business

So, that's the card for that

Uh, I can put quotes on there

that I can just make up for you

If you want something inspirational, for example,

I can make up a quote like, um...

"Live your life...

gosh dang it."

- Okay - So, here's...

And-And-And I'm gonna read your palms now

- 'Cause that's... - Really?

Okay. And there they go. Yes

Eenie, meenie, miney...

Hmm

Okay. It smells like you had some appetizers

- Were they good? - Good

- Good. Yes - Yeah. Yes

And did you have any, Mom?

- Um, no. Mm-mmm. No. I didn't - I'm... No. No. Didn't...

- 'Cause I paid for them - I paid for them

- It's a wedding. Okay - Okay. Okay, okay

Your life lines. It... It's like they've...

intersected before

- How strange - Really?

You've walked in each other's path

It's like a crazy path-cross that you've done

You've learned a lesson

A lesson that may serve you again

- Okay. That's enough - Thank you. Okay

We'll give these to my neighbours

I'm onto something here

One more thing

Right over there is a QR code that you can tip me with

Any amount is appreciated Really

I didn't know I could do that voice

- Nice prank. Ha-ha - Yeah, we know what you did

What did I do?

What do you mean? The psychic

- Yeah. Telling her about... - What... Okay, okay

You think I'd rather solve your problem

than deal with my booming culinary empire

- I'm following you because... - You're happy here, so...

Are you the psychic?

I need you to look into my future

and tell me where we're going to live

Oh Cool Gen Z talking to me

If it's not London, I need you to alter my destiny

And [ literally have to stay in Los Angeles,

so, if there's...

Well, that's not really how it works

Well, how does it work?

Girls, follow my aura

Boop. Beep

You don't have a lot of lines in your hands,

so it makes it harder for me

You two are called to be family

- Yeah, right - Don't remind me

A lesson for you all

I see it now

Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong

Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong

Change the hearts you know are wrong...

Why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?

Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong

- Change the hearts... - Earthquake

Earthquake?

Did you feel that?

Yeah, I... It must be the dancing

Yeah, right

We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason

- Yeah. It's just in our heads - Right

With your surf forecast...

All cosy and tucked in?

Fearless prediction for the full moon tonight...

You need anything?

What more could I possibly need?

How about sleeping in our own beds

in our own rooms?

- Hmm - Hmm

Sweet dreams

Teenagers

I was one once

Yeah, so was I. Twice

- Night - Night. Love you

Love you too, honey

Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong

Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong

I don't have an alarm

Why do my hands look so dry?

Why am I so tired?

Mom?

Mom?

- { Grams? - Grams?

Grams. Grams, are you okay?

Why are you bloody waking me up for?

- Are you mad? - Mad?

Why do I sound like this?

Sound like what?

American!

Oh. Good. Mom

What was that?

Ow! Oh. Ow!

Lily, are you okay?

I'm not Lily

Are you Harper?

No

No. No. No, no, no

- I'm bloody decomposing! - Oh, my

Harper?

- Oh, my God - Whoa

- What is happening? - I know

It's me, Harp. It's Mom

What are you saying?

So if you're me and I'm you, then... then who is that?

I'm Grandma, sweetheart

Oh, my gosh! I've died

I killed myself!

She just has crevices all over her face

Look at the crevices

My hands look like doll hands

My butt feels so high

I think I just peed a little

Oh, no

My face feels so thirsty and dry

My face is perfect

My face looks like a Birkin bag

that's been left out in the sun to rot

Why?

Why do I have to pee again?

This is so much weirder than the last time

Last time? What last time?

How come you never told me?

We never told anyone, sweetheart. Overnight oats

Now let's just pause and reframe

No. I didn't want to be a part of this family

and now I'm part of some dodgy family curse?

- And I'm the eldest? - Mom

And where are her lips? She has no lips!

Where did they go?

How do we fix this?

Well, you know, last time, we switched back

when we saw things from the other's perspective

Should we hold hands?

- Hold my hands - Well, we can...

- Just... - Yeah

I know I've been hard on you and Eric,

but I can now see that you're doing the right thing

And, Mom, you have always done so much for me, and I see you

I see you

- Are you really seeing me? - Mm-hmm. I really see you

Because I don't feel anything

You have no idea how hard I'm seeing you right now

- One, two, three - ...three

Girls, that doesn't work

Yeah, we tried that last time

Looking like this

is why people like you become shut-ins,

and what's with this accent? "Tomato."

Is that what you think I sound like?

Oh, my God, yes

Of course this is what you sound like

- Let's go to Erewhon... - I do not sound like that

I've never said that I don't even know...

Then I need to call my energy healer

because I need a chakra reset

- That's what you sound like - The healer

Madame Jen

I thought she was a psychic

Ow. I thought she did sound baths for dogs

I thought she was a water sommelier

She did try to sell me knives

What? No, well, whatever she is,

we have to find her, but until then...

"Until then" what?

Last time we convinced everyone

that we were each other until we switched back

Oh, brilliant. So how are we supposed to pull that off?

Well, panicking is not going to help anyone!

- I need you to get dressed - This sucks!

- Go. Go get... - No! Stop

Bye, girls It's going to be great

Look, Mom

I kept it totally together in front of the girls,

but I have to be honest, I am freaking out right now!

That was you keeping it totally together?

Yes!

No, no. Just checking

Aura photographer

Hmm. Twenty percent off on her Etsy shop

I can't get married

I haven't even had a boyfriend yet

We have to switch back to our bodies

At least your body didn't wake up with arthritis

It's disconnected

I guess her life coaching business went bust

I'm supposed to get married this weekend

What are these?

And how many puffer jackets does someone need?

- Hmm. Reiki master - What? What'd you find?

I bent down and didn't toot

Youth really is wasted on the young

And what's with the old tissues in every pocket?

Explain

No answer at Reiki. Now what?

Did you try her vegan meat loaf truck?

They don't have a number, and they only use DoorDash,

and I don't know how to do that

I look Eileen Fisher years old

I'm literally my mother

I'm going to need therapy for the rest of my life

and not the kind from Grams

Like the real kind that you have to pay for

Why does anyone wear these?

Did she say anything, like a fortune?

No, but maybe she told the girls

Did the psychic say anything

to you about a fortune?

It could be the key to getting out of this

- Wait, she did, right? - She did

What was it?

"Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong."

That's about our parents getting married

LA. London

As teenagers, we have no power

No say in whether we move or stay, but as adults...

Mom, she didn't say anything to us!

Oh

Whoa. Anna. Anna!

You do not hit me I am your mother, young lady

- So, what do you say? - Well, then...

- It's not working! - We need a plan

Not my fault!

- DK doughnuts! - She'll love those

- Harper, got 'em - I... I'll love them

Hey, girls How was the sleepover?

- Good - Very good

- We did teenager stuff - Very good

So here's our plan

First, these clothes are rubbish

I just can't

Can you just give me five minutes?

- What? - Oh, no

How? Why?

You're in your mum's body,

so all you have to do is tell my dad

you don't love him anymore

Wedding is off. Done

Whoa. Got some bangs

- What did you do to my hair? - Fixed it

And you're welcome

- It's called a fringe - Fixed it

You don't seriously think

you're going to my work dressed like this

Take that off You're going to get me fired

- What'd you do to my hair? - I straightened it

You never wash your hair

No, I don't The ocean washes it for me

Obviously, the wedding can't happen

It's Friday We only have till Sunday

We gotta do some serious sabotage

The immigration interview, the rehearsal lunch

Then what if we cancel all the wedding stuff?

The cake, place, people

Yes, and all we have to do

is convince our parents that they are incompatible

Which should not be hard because my mom obviously

should not be with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay

Well, my father doesn't want to be

with some wannabe Valley Village rocker mom

I quite like this, sexy tiger

- Doughnut! - It's, um...

It's an American superstition

that it's bad luck for the bride and groom

to kiss before they say I do so...

Really? For how long?

For a long time A long, long time

- Really? - Yeah. Also, uh...

no touching hands

No touching at all

No gazing into each other's eyes

because it's gross. Um, yeah

- How odd - For maximum luck

And finally, we must be convincing as them

until we break them up

Lily?

- What? - Yeah?

Did you just take Tess's calcium?

Mmm

Mmm

Bone health

You need those

- You need those - Yes, I'll be taking them

Okay

- You need to take those - Give me the doughnut back

- No. You're very diabetic - Okay, girls

Let's crack on

- Oh - Um...

Well, actually, uh, Lily and I aren't feeling very well

We think it might be a...

My throat

...smart decision to stay home

This has nothing to do with your detention?

Oh. Uh...

Well, you wouldn't want me to go to school sick,

would you, Mom?

Hmm

You don't feel sick to me

Does she look sick to you, Grams? I mean, Mom?

No. They look fine

You have your client Ella's

huge Rolling Stone photo shoot today

and your immigration interview

Don't you need a little bit of help with that, hmm?

Of course she needs your help

Right? Kids these days

They'll say anything to get out of school

- All right. Come on. Let's go - Go on. And make good choices

- See you at the dance studio! - Bye! What?

Dance studio?

Let's go. Change at the club I've got your bag

Change?

This is the finals

Welcome, everybody,

to the Westside Pickleball Championship

Yeah. You have your championship today

I think you're gonna be late

Late? Yes! Yeah, I'm gonna be late

Okay, newly-weds,

you just made your grand entrance

info the wedding reception

The lights begin to dim And a five, six, seven, Eric

- Beth, no - Oh, right. Like a bull

Yes!

- Charging. It's a bull. Yes - Stallion

Get it, groom Big stallion energy

- It's a bull, though - All right

- So look at him - What?

Eye contact, come on

- Hi - Hi

Tango is your pelvis

Pickleball It's a sport like tennis

but it is pathetic

Tennis for lazy people, that's what it is

It's like tennis but for non athletes

It's a bunch of old nutters

with giant paddles chasing a Wiffle ball

It's not bloody Wimbledon, is it?

Here we go

- That's yours! - Okay. That was so fast

Oh, so aggressive!

- What was that? - She almost hit me!

- Oh - Okay

- No. You're going down - Up. Up you go

- I think you should go up - No, it's okay. It's fine

This is good right here

You're just lying on the floor

Taking a little nappy-poo

It's not a nappy-poo, it's tango

Oh, no. I'm just thinking that maybe tango isn't our dance

- Um, anything else? - Beth, what else is sexy?

Come on. Let's keep our head in the game

- Whoo! - Game point, suckers

Drop in!

Serena Williams, she's got nothing

on the sounds these ladies are making

The body-thumping beat of hip-hop

- Like that? Yep - Bop, bop, bop. Yes

A hop and a hip-hop

I've never seen this kind of hip-hop

- She's on the ground - How is she doing that?

That's a new move

That's defensive offence Defensive offence!

Woman, get up!

Oh, no!

- That was close! - Wow! Did you see that?

Did you see that?

Did we win?

Yes! Yes!

We won!

I believe that was illegal

and I'd like to roll back the tapes

and watch that one more time

Take that, boomers!

- Okay. You know what, no - Okay, first of all...

- Hold me back - You stay back

- We are not boomers - We're Gen X!

- We are elder millennials - Some of the last millennials

- The finale - The finale

And five, six, seven, eight

Go! And slide. That's it

Get it

To the side. Whoo!

Get it. Yes!

Ow!

And Anna

- Run, girl - Run!

Anna

- Come on, let's go - Run!

- Get it. Run. Run - Run

Anna

Mom, we're supposed to know where to go

Act natural, honey

- Detention's that way - Can you tell... Okay

I have an immigration interview,

a rehearsal lunch,

Ella's big show, my wedding, and I am stuck in detention!

Well, I'm stuck here too

And it's the championships for the entire Westside

Well, well, well Look who showed up

Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman

How have you not retired yet?

The school had our pension invested in crypto

but since I'm not supposed to complain about it,

per my lawyer, it's neither here nor there

So let's surrender our devices Let's go

- Mr Bates... Come on - We just got our phones back

- That's right. We love school - Here

Thank you, Simon

And now it's time to prepare for the most boring task

you could ever possibly imagine

Sit there, read or think only

No screens, books

Wait

Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?

Wipe that look of bliss off your face

Get over yourself, Elton

This is high school, not prison

Yeah, it's not a prison

Which, FYI, research shows

is ineffective at preventing recidivism

Yeah, "resisism"

You know, giving back to the community

is a lot more effective than trapping people inside

Oh!

You wanna go outside?

Let us out

- Yeah, let us out - Let us out

Let us out. Let us out

- Let us out. Let us out - Outside

Move it! Let's pick it up!

Out of the way!

We need to find Madame Jen, now

We need our phones

Come on, Reyes! You run like my grandma

- Pick it up - Rude!

Pick up the pace or you'll pick up trash

It's in two days

Yeah, I know. I don't care about the deposit

- And the officiant? - That includes the officiant?

Cancel that, too. Thank you

Call from Jett. Answer it?

Is this for real? Yes

Where are you?

The editor from Rolling Stone is here

- Come on! Hurry up! - Oh, no

Remember, it's the Hungry Tour

Trevor's allergic to strawberries

Look sweet, Ella

- Ella's having a meltdown - Morning, Anna

Hello, my staff of people that I see all the time

Can you sign off on the dress?

Here's your juice

- Oh, thank you - Mm-hmm

All right, so she's over here by this...

- Girl, what? - Ugh

- Why would you give me that? - You yell at me if I don't

Anna. Jean shorts, rash guard Laundry day?

Let's talk about the headline for the article

"It's giving It-Girl

Pop star queen Ella slays down the house."

- Wait, what? - Or,

"We're gagging, besties

Ella's new album just hits different.”

No, no. Just stop

What deeply out-of-touch old person came up with those?

- You did - I did? Wow

Thanks, puss

Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella...

Okay

Do something

Ella?

Trevor unfollowed me And you know what that means?

No

What it means is that

the whole world knows that he dumped me

It's everywhere!

Okay. I am your manager, so I'm gonna manage this

Okay

Ryan, I really do need to dash

But they said the photographer is back in 5 minutes

Photographer?

Yeah

For your new passport photo

The one you need for the international part

of your book tour?

Oh, yes

I remember every detail that you told me about me

Yeah. I got prescriptions, you got the essentials

Essentials?

Yes

Do I need all these things?

I need that. Yes

Where does this go?

What? Adult nappies?

That is so lazy

- Oh, hey - Yes. Right here

- Fixodent? - Yes

Isn't that toothpaste for old people?

No. This is for when you lose your teeth

I'm gonna lose my teeth?

No!

Okay, slowpokes

I want every blue spirulina smoothie spill gone

I want every chia seed scraped

Every chewed piece of organic gum

on the bottoms of these seats gone!

Way to go, Harper

Use your nails if you have to

What? No, this was Lily's fault

Elton

Yeah?

I understand that you feel the need to prove a point

because I publicly undermined your authority

Oh!

Do you understand me?

This isn't restorative justice

I mean, if anything,

you're making these kids want to act out more

How does Lily always manage to make things worse?

It's a unique talent

I have connections on the school board, Elton

Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no connections,

but you have earned, along with everybody here,

three more weeks of detention

- Oh, my.. - Lily!

- Bro! - Your royal highness

- Come on! - My God!

That was uncalled for

Let's all take a deep, centring breath

Meditate on this!

Take a deep breath of this trash

You ready?

Stunning

Wow

Good, right?

I think you're having an allergic reaction

No, no, no, no It's lip plumper

I'm gonna get some ice

Okay, give me the ring light

And every bottle of Benadryl I can find

It's lip plumper. No, Ryan

I don't have allergies

Oh. Okay, whatever

Do you have another ring light?

- Like, a big ring light? - Sure

- And another thing. Can you... - Yeah, okay

You hold the ring light I'll pose. Okay, ready?

I got it

Let me look. Hold on

Oh, no Just 10, maybe 15 more

I'll give you looks, okay? All right, here I go

"Dear Sir, must cancel the wedding venue

because the bride is horrible,

as my daughter always suspected."

Who's Laura?

Hello, hello

Hey, hon. I need your approval on the author photo

- Okay - Texting it over now

Oh, no. No, no

That one's rubbish

I just took a new one

- I'm sending now - Thanks

Oh, look. Her phone has the giant letter virus

Ryan. Is it possible for you to drop me at Anna's work?

Hey, you Trevorheads

That was your boy, Trevor Travis,

with his brand-new song,

"Better than the Last One."

My mom's biggest client is having a meltdown

- Jett! - I'm working!

Trevor, her boyfriend, dumped her

Trevor Travis?

She's so much better, better

Better than the

Last one

And they just got matching tattoos

That is literally the worst thing

I have ever heard happening to anyone ever, full stop

- Thank you - Of course

Anna's getting married,

so she doesn't get what it's like

to have your heart broken

I know. When I was your age, my mom...

I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake,

and all my friends say he was my first love

Is that who your song's about?

What song? My song?

I wrote that?

It's really good

This is a great song

You're really good

I don't get why you quit playing

Because I had a kid

who I probably resent since I'm writing songs in secret

So, you miss performing?

I mean, yeah, probably

I'm finding out a lot about myself today

Anna, your song is the only song I loved

out of everything that we got sent

I know you already said no,

but can I please sing it at the Wiltern tomorrow?

I mean, it's your concert, your tour

You should sing whatever song you want

Okay. Yeah, just...

I feel like between managers and stylists

and execs and label people,

I feel like I never get a say in anything that goes on

Right?

Right, because old people never listen

I mean, people like you think...

I think people like me

think people like you don't know any...

- You know what I mean - Yeah

I have control over my own life

Absolute control Photoshoot's back on

Photoshoot is back on, grasshoppers

Chop, chop, chop

Let's make some fierce photos

of this fierce girl right here

Bruh, having a job is really hard

- Wait - What? "Wait" what?

If your mum wrote that song about that Jake...

Yeah

...that's how we can get our parents to split up forever

So if she is with him, she can't marry my dad

Well, how do we find him?

It's like a database of old people

- Jake. Yes - That's him from the photo

Wait, wait, wait, look

Okay

And he owns the Record Parlour

He has liked all your mum's posts

He is proper obsessed with her

Single. Okay, let's do it

Let's do it

But first, your mum must look fit

if she's gonna run into the love of her life

And I need to change, too

Ella's stylist has pulled the most gorgeous garms

I've ever seen in my entire life

Do we love this for me?

Girl, the label loves this for you

- Can we just put it on your... - No

- Maybe on your shoulder? - No

Rest it on your head?

Please, can we just put our differences aside

so that I can live my dream? Please

This is only because of the plan

- Oh, thank you - You're welcome

Thank you. Thank you Thank you

It's not very me

Harper. This is so exciting

So, posing for the camera, it's very different

Find a shape and then hold it

- Yeah. Okay - Good luck

- Where did the fruit go? - I'm s...

Oh, this is cool

- Oh, that is chic - It's recycled I think

'Cause I'm a pop star

- Pop out - Yeah

Pop

No! No! No! No!

No, no, no

Oh

Tess, your styling is so on point

You two are the coolest adults I have ever met

Thanks

- Bye - Thank you

- My mom does have a cool job - Yes

Think she's our new best friend?

I think so. I think so

Do you guys need a ride?

- Oh, yes. Totally. Yes - OMG, yes

Attention, students

You'll be happy to know that my anaphylactic shock

has subsided

Yes. I didn't die

Thank you

And I hope those who were involved

in that food fight are loving detention

Oh, no

They've gone completely rogue

Whoo!

- Yeah! - This is so cool!

What are we wearing?

They're on a joyride with Ella

We'll never find them

No, but we can find Madame Jen

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah

Madame Jen said she lost her table

at the Larchmont Farmers Market,

but now she can be seen at the Starbucks across the street

from the Larchmont Village wine and cheese shop

Look, I know we don't have time...

But we are here

And my metabolism is the speed of sound

I got extra whipped cream!

My knees work!

I haven't had real dairy since Bush was president

Curly fries!

Flexibility!

Mmm

We really need to find Madame Jen

Yes, but they have onion rings on their burgers

I haven't digested like this in decades!

I'm still not full!

Sugar

Remember sugar?

But after this, back to the mission

Mmm. It has my full attention

All you have to do is go in there and flirt with Jake,

and remind him why he fancied you when you were young

Wait, I wasn't me when I was young

And I don't know how to flirt

And I definitely don't know how to flirt as an old person

What do they do, talk about transitional lenses?

Home repairs? John Mayer?

- I... I don't know - Oh! I have an idea

We both wear our AirPods

That way you can help me

because you have a French boyfriend

So you definitely know how to flirt

Yeah... Defo. Yes

I'm gonna go in, and then I'll give you the word

when to come in and make your sexy grand entrance

What sexy grand entrance? What do you mean?

You have to be sexy

- How? - Like...

Sexy

I'm not doing that

Oh

Hey!

- This is a different look - Yeah. Uh-huh

It's awesome. I didn't know you were coming by today

- I got the stuff in the back - What stuff?

What do you mean?

That's him That's her bloke

What's happening?

He's going to get me stuff

What is your mother doing behind my father's back?

No. Hey, hey, hey!

- Do not shush me. Okay? - Get down

- He can't hear me - Get down. I'm ignoring you

Hey, thanks again for doing this

What exactly are we doing here?

Signing the merch for the charity auction

Oh

- Right - Here you go

Right. The merch

Oh!

I have a question

Do you ever think about me?

About us?

I'm not sure there's a right answer to this question

I mean, do you ever miss us?

You're getting married this weekend

Unless I'm not

Okay, very good Now, do something cheeky

Like, flip your hair

Good

Ooh, good. Big, big, big moves. Big moves

One more. Shake your head Shake it

More. Like, all the way around

There you go. Shake It

Excellent

Okay, um, wink at him Try winking. Wink

Wink

Wink. One eye. One eye

Now do both

Wink. Okay, good

Okay. Um, that's not working

Um... Uh... Oh!

Bite your lip. Bite your lip

Why is he looking at you like that?

I'm biting my lip

No, not your top lip Your bottom lip

Bite your bottom lip

Like that, pouty

I know what this is

I've seen this before You're having a stroke

- Mm-mmm. No, no - We need to get you help

I just need to go to the bathroom

I just... Yeah Gotta go to the bathroom

- Uh, it's in the back - All right. I'll find it

Are you sure? I...

There's no merch in the...

I was really bad at that So bad at that

How do you know your boyfriend liked you?

You just know

Huh?

How? Like, specifically

You've dated a guy You know this

You have experience Tell me. Help me out here

Harper, I... I don't have a French boyfriend

My entire dating experience

is watching 500 hours of Love Island

Wait, you're, like, the most confident person I know

It's an act

What?

Well, you're not gonna tell everyone, are you?

No. I'm not like that I wouldn't do that

Okay. Thank you

Oh! You're not gonna hug me, are you?

No, I was... Just...

- No, don't do that - Okay, it was just...

All right, look, no, we should get back out there. Right?

Because, otherwise, he'll think I'm pooping

- There she is! - I see her. Right by the milk

And I see your screenwriting career taking off

If you move over to, um...

- Genre? - Genre, yes

Genre

Elevated genre?

Um...

No. Sorry

- You! - Um. Oh

Um...

How can I help?

Take one wild guess

Are you gonna serve me papers?

We switched bodies

Oh!

Oh, my gosh

It actually worked

That's amazing

It's never worked before

Um, would you guys mind leaving me a review

or, like, five stars?

And just saying, like, "Oh, my gosh!

Madame Jen was so much fun..."

Tell us how to switch back right now

Okay. All right

Um, I'll consider it if you sign up for

my Reiki and financial management package

Tell us how to switch back, you multi-hyphenate lunatic!

Oh, my gosh I am a multi-hyphenate

That absolutely slays

I'm supposed to get married in two days

Right, okay. Um...

All right. Well, you have to look at the reading

- That's the only way - We don't know the reading

Um, what are you talking about?

I said the reading directly to you both,

multiple times, in a scary whisper voice

Because we weren't there

That wasn't...

Right! Oh, right

You weren't you because you had switched

with the other women, who are...

Okay, that's...

And it makes sense

Um, okay. Well... ...the reading was,

"Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong."

- Didn't we try that? - I think we tried that

- We tried it - Okay, the problem is

your hearts might not be the only ones

that need changing

So...

Mmm. Cute

Well, our time is up

Wait, but... No, no, no

There's got to be something else you can do, right?

I wish I could help you, but my shift is starting

So, what I can do for you is get you a cortado,

an Americano, a...

...and any kind of espresso or non-espresso drink

It's your dad! Shoot!

This is all new inventory

that we need to get sorted

Uh, excuse me

- Tess? - Oh!

What are you doing down there?

Stretching

Ah. Yeah. I...

Anna didn't...

She didn't tell me that you were gonna be here today

- Oh! - What interview?

I mean, yes, I know the interview. Now?

I was just thinking about you the other day

Really?

I've been meaning to ask you something

Sure

And, um, I don't quite know how to broach the subject

But is, um, your husband... Is he still with us?

Yeah. I can't believe it I mean, he's so old

How... How old is he?

We never talk about it

Somewhere between 50 and 100

Really

Yeah. Yeah. But... Okay, let me focus for a second

I'm worried about Anna, all right?

She's been being weird with me,

and she keeps asking if I ever think about her

You know, maybe she is reconsidering

- Reconsidering? - Uh-huh

Three weeks ago, she told me how in love she is with Eric

Do you know that she wrote a song about you?

Anna!

Daughter

Why don't you tell Jake about the song you wrote?

I wrote a song about us

You know what, I'll give you your privacy

I'm just gonna go look for music for old people

You know, really old, like Coldplay

It's nice to hear you're writing again

Yeah, can you just give me a second, bro?

Just one second

Coldplay...

We need to get to the immigration interview. Now

- Okay, let's go - Yeah

Oh! My legs are so weak,

my knees are cracking like walnuts

What is happening right now?

My brain is telling my body to stand up,

but it's like shouting into the abyss

See? I just tried to get up again

Okay

- Help me. Help me up - Okay

We have to find a way to get to the immigration interview

- Okay - Yes

Wait, I have an idea. Come on

So, that's why Tess and I have a special bond

Oh, Jake. Hi Could we borrow your car?

Oh, and don't worry, we're totally of age to drive

Anything for you, Dr C

You ready?

Hold on

Whoo!

Oh, that's a woman after my heart

- I love driving! - I don't wanna...

I don't know who taught you how to drive

but they weren't good

Wrong side! Wrong side! Wrong side!

- Okay - You're gonna get us killed!

Oh, geez

Oh! I can't look I can't look

No, no I'm a very good driver

That was smashing

Whoo!

Oh!

Hi

Hi. Nice car

It's totally mine

- You think he's cute - I do not

- You totally do - Stop. I do not

- Yes, you do. You do - I do not. Shut up

She thinks you're cute!

I do not!

- Yes, she does - I do

- She so does - I do

Thanks

Dr Coleman?

Oh, my gosh. Go

That's my therapist!

You nervous?

Oh, why would I be? We're perfect for each other

You'll see

Oh, that's cryptic

Coleman/Reyes?

- Ah, yes. That's us - Go

My love

- So many ruffles - Yeah

- There we go - Ah

How are you?

Oh, um, I was just dumped by my fiancé, so...

- You know - Oh, no

I... I'm so sorry

Oh, what a decent thing to say. Thank you

Yes, of course

Are you single?

Kidding!

Um, can I see your paperwork?

- Ah, yes - Yeah

I'm sure you're approved

Wait. Whoa

Don't you need to see if we really know each other?

I mean, usually, yeah,

but he seems like such a kind and honest man

who clearly works out

- Oh - A lot

I mean you could be a gymnast

I did once qualify to represent the UK

- in pole vaulting - You're kidding. Really?

I'd still like for us to prove

that we, you know, are marriage material

So, what's my favourite road trip snack?

Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog dipped in blue Slurpee

Dream vacay?

Taking the girls to the Galapagos

Harper would love the biodiversity

and I think Lily could really benefit from the dirt

Though she really just wants to see a, uh...

Komodo dragon in the wild

It's her favourite animal

These are too, too easy

You gotta hit me with the hard stuff

What is my guilty pleasure pump-up song?

Oh

Uh, darling, I promised to never divulge

that highly-classified information

See? He doesn't know me

- At all. See? - Okay

We can't get married

It's... It's Chumbawamba

She told you?

Wait. "Creepy Crawling” or "Tubthumping"?

That's the one, yeah

Oh, wow

- Danny was my fiancé's name - Okay, enough

What's my deepest, darkest fear?

Oh

That your love for Harper and need to protect her

will push her away rather than bring her close

And then she'll run away and be a surf bum

and then she'll get a dodgy tattoo of the sun

around her belly button

But you're a phenomenal mum and Harper is amazing,

so that will never happen

Well, that was really sweet

I didn't know that

You know, I approve hundreds of marriages

that... probably won't even last a year

But you two...

- Thank you - Next

Well done. We got approved

Ugh

Ugh, my seafood vendor says we cancelled

- I should deal with this - Bet

- Yeah, my mom's almost here - Okay

Uh, bye

What an odd mix-up

Hop in, muppet. How'd it go?

Your dad knows a lot about my mom

- I think he really loves her - But did you do enough

to break them up?

I don't know

I need to clear my mind

- Can we go somewhere? - Yes, yeah. Get in

- Don't drive so fast - Okay. Buckle up!

"Change the hearts you know are wrong

to reach the place where you belong."

What do you think she meant by that?

I think she made it all up,

but look on the bright side, honey,

these scooters are so much fun!

Why have we never done this before?

Because you already have one fake hip

and you do not need another

Very funny. I'll have you know, in this body,

I have two real hips

Whoa!

Sorry. Sorry

Nothing broke!

We're invincible!

Bone density!

I'm not exhausted!

Girls, get in the car

How do kids get away with anything anymore?

You know, I hated you a little less today

I think it's hard to hate me when I look like your gran

And...

I hated you a little less today too

I just don't understand how anyone can dislike California

It's, like, a wrong opinion

Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion

I mean, look around

Yes. Okay, Harper, it's lovely

It's lovely

I just...

...I miss England

We can talk about her if you want

No, thanks

I think if I talk about her,

I'm giving away what little of her I have left

Okay

And why are you so obsessed that I like Los Angeles?

- Well, I'm not - Yes, you are

Yes

And look, even if I liked it a little bit here, I mean...

You... You still don't want me around

- Obviously not - Obviously not

I guess it's a good thing we're stopping this wedding

Yeah

Where are they?

They're supposed to be home by now

This is very good A little dry

Very fruit-forward And by fruit, I mean grapes

Your lack of concern, it's not working

Just stay calm, honey

Stay calm?

But I've got the rehearsal lunch,

the final dress fitting,

and my wedding is in 36 hours,

and I'm trapped in the body of a ninth-grader

I did

- I told you she approved it - You most certainly did not

What difference does it make, anyway?

- It's done now - Where on earth have you been?

- Oh - Well

Can't two adult women come home when they please?

What do you think you're doing driving around

like that with Ella all day?

Ella needs to talk to you, by the way

You need to give her more attention

Why am I dressed like that?

I need more attention from you sometimes

She has a lot of stuff to talk to you about

She was crying

Okay, I don't care about that right now

Did you make it to the immigration interview?

Yes, I did Just, like, chill, okay?

Or do your weird breathing stuff that you do

Chill?

I am the adult here

I'm in charge

Doesn't look like it

You just earned yourselves a consequence

- Ooh. No - Oh, no

Give me your phones

- Sure - No

Psych

By the way, you're the reason this is all falling apart

Shut up. No, I'm not

Yes, it totally is And don't...

Girls, this is serious

We all need to start getting along

unless we want to be stuck like this forever

You know, you lot are getting the better end of this deal

It's us who are gonna be dead in, like, five years

She's 37

I'm 36 and a half!

While you two were out having fun,

we found Madame Jen

And she made us buy business cards for everyone

and a Reiki ten-pack!

What even is Reiki? Huh? What is it?

Stop talking about Reiki

Well, Madame Jen said to change your hearts,

so change your freaking dang hearts

It's the only way for us to get out of this mess

I'm switching to red Do you want one?

You're making Mommy very stressed!

...use Reiki now!

Okay, Blue Crush Look at you

Shredding the waves, dude

Never use those words again

Wait, what are you doing here?

Our lessons

What lessons?

Surf lessons

But it looks like you're ready

to surprise Harper and take her out

Oh, yeah. That's really gonna surprise Harper

Obviously

Oh, no, I just ate a bowl of onions

In the water?

Yeah, they keep me alert

Okay

Look, I know it feels like

we're in an impossible situation

Maybe that's why things have felt a bit off with us

Yeah, probably

Yeah, but Anna...

I think we should stay in LA

What about Lily?

Going back to London, to Pembridge Hall,

it's not going to bring back her mum

And there's no one keeping us there anymore

If I'm honest, we've felt so lost

So what she needs is to be with family

A gran like Tess, a sister like Harper, and you

What is it?

It's just...

I can't believe how much you love me and my family

It's a real, true love It's just... It's crazy

Okay. Well, you made it look so easy

I'm gonna give it a go

I don't know if that's...

Maybe I've improved as much as you!

Oh!

I'm okay!

Oh

No. I'm gonna wait

I'm gonna wait for the instructor

I mean, you were amazing

You were, like, weaving and dodging,

and you're like a pro surfer

- I'm glad we talked - Yeah, me too

It's good we came to a decision

Yeah, dude Really good

See you at the rehearsal lunch!

Totally, but my mom said I have to...

It fits perfectly Anna, come look

Oh, wow

Sweetheart... ...fix your posture

This is weird

Weirder for me, trust me

Really? Are you the one

wearing your mom's wedding dress?

Well, I never thought I'd get to have this experience

Especially like this

Well, Mom, you know how much I love to wear a dress

Ugh. Sorry this is such a mess, Harper

Mom, there's something I need to tell you

What were you talking to my dad about this morning?

Oh, we were just talking about the lunch

What about the lunch?

Just lunch stuff

Oh, right. The lunch

Okay. Um

I'm just gonna make a quick call

Okay

Okay

Oh, hi! It's Tess

Um, listen, last minute but Anna was wondering

if you might like to attend her rehearsal luncheon

No, no. You would not be an imposition. You know what?

I think your appearance there

would make it a much more lively affair

So, I just wanted to say that I'm very excited

And being at my new restaurant makes it all the more special

for all of us to finally come together as a family

So with that said, welcome to Lily's

Congratulations

Thank you for coming

Really, Eric and I SO appreciate it

Oh

Right. Thanks

Champagne, ladies?

- Yes, please - Yes, please

- 'Cause we're adults - Mm-hmm

Girls, Eric's parents are here so best behaviour, please

Stand up straight Good posture

Anna, my soon-to-be daughter My heart is so full

That's me

How was your flight?

Oh, it was 13 hours and 30 minutes from Manila. Ugh

Major jet lag

Some worse than others

But I really love it here

Maybe Harper can teach me the surf

- Sure, dude - Mano po, Lola

You're so silly Only Lily calls me Lola

But I want to support your Tagalog learning

Keep it up

Come on, Anna

- Let's have a drink - No, no, no, no. We just...

We have to wait for the surprise guest

What are you talking about?

Oh, just wait

- Hello, sir. Welcome - Ah, no, thank you

- I'm here to see someone - Jake?

Just alone or...

What's he doing here?

I invited him but I didn't think he'd come

But, you know, he really likes your gran

My mom's gonna freak out,

- you know that? - I know. So will my dad

- That was the whole point - You...

Dr C. Thank you for inviting me

...I saved your number I hope that's okay

Of course

- Hi, there - Hey

Hmm. I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

Uh, now?

But, uh, you know, your mom, she really wanted me here

Right. I'm sure Well...

Okay

- I got you - Thank you so much

- No, no, no. Wait - You're the best, bro

- Wait! - Thank goodness

I will be right back

- No. Jake, don't go - Ah, Tess. Tess

- Yes? - Uh, can we have a chat later?

- It's regarding Lily - Oh!

If it's regarding Lily, we should chat now

My big sister, Anna

After every atomic wedgie you gave me,

I always knew that you also had an atomic heart

- Cheers - Cheers!

Anna and I decided we should all stay in LA

What?

- Yes - What?

Everyone?

Yes

As a therapist,

I was hoping to get your thoughts

on the best way to approach it with Lily

But, I know how you feel about billable hours

so we can chat later. Yeah?

Okay. Okay

You bloody back-stabber I know what you did

- Shh! - All right,

who wants to speak next?

Father of the groom looks ready

No, no. I have a few choice words for the bride

I would like to make a toast

That's crystal

Uh, we have a toasting triangle

- Oh, piss off - Okay

I would like to make a toast to your future husband

so that he knows what kind of woman

he is getting married to

He does, he does, he does

He knows who he's marrying

and he can make his own decisions

and he knows not to be manipulated by other people

Tess

Hey, gramps, this is between us

Listen to your husband

You listen to me

Ugh, Ella. What does she want?

Micro cilantro from the foothills of Oaxaca

It was not my fault

That micro cilantro is bursting with flavour

But it is your fault

that the cilantro has no loyalty to...

- What are they doing? - We have to stop them

Are you doing all right, Harp?

Ella, this is the last thing I need

Oh, Jake's back already

Jake? Who?

Jake, what... What are you doing here?

- Uh... - It was all her, I swear

Hello. Um, and you are?

That's Anna's ex-boyfriend

- What? Why? - She invited her ex-boyfriend?

What?

Because she still has feelings for him

- Okay. That's not... That... - No

- What? I... - No. Uh...

After the appetizer,

Anna said she wasn't feeling well so I went...

Right. I wasn't feeling well

Okay, but not from the food here

The food is fine

- Too fishy. No - It's fish

It is not the food

She's just on her period That's all

She's on her period

I'm on mine right now

- I got it - I didn't know where

- you are in your cycle... - I know, dude

It's fine. Thanks

Can someone please explain to me

- what's going on here - I don't know

- Let's just tell the truth - Don't let her

She shouldn't explain anything because she will just lie

- Hey, me? - She lies

- Yeah - I trusted you

I know, but you don't know what he said to me

You weren't there You didn't hear it

I don't think this marriage should happen

Well, you know what? It's not just about what you want

It's about what she wants and she wants...

It isn't ever about what I want

- It's always about you - That's enough

Does everyone want this?

Okay, that's enough

Well, yes. Some of them do

Hey, that's enough!

The girls fighting is one thing

but this is your mum

And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is here

Yeah

Anna, I love you

but you're clearly having second thoughts

This isn't working for our families,

and we always said we'd put our families first

So...

We can't do this

I can't do this

Lily, help your grandparents I'll meet you at the valet

The wedding's off

He's right It's over

Wait, no

Wait, please, please, please

No

I'm so sorry. I promise,

I didn't mean for this to happen

I think you did

Well

- I guess we did it - Yeah

Uh...

I know this isn't the best time

but can I have my car back?

Maybe later

Mom!

She seems upset

No, she just needs some space

What about you? Are you doing okay?

Oh, yeah. I'm always okay

It would be fair if you weren't

That all got pretty crazy

I worry what will happen

when Tess doesn't have those two to drive her crazy

You're worried about her?

I'm worried Tess would be really lonely

if all of you moved to London

You're a good guy, Ryan

Thank you

Go on

Maybe this isn't for me to fix

Mind if I join you?

- Okay - Okay

Are you okay?

I haven't seen my dad that upset...

since my mum died

And it was all my fault

You know, when Ryan asked me to marry him,

I thought a lot about

what Anna and Harry's dad would have said

How he would have felt about it

I think he'd be so happy for us

That we found someone who loved us all so much

I think my mum would feel the same way

Yeah

- I really miss her - I know. It's okay

She would be so disappointed in me

- No, no, no - Yes, she would

Because I was very selfish I was

No

I was, and I know it

No, she'd know your heart

I just... I should...

- Find my dad... - Yeah

...and... and apologise

Ella, Ella, Ella

Ella, Ella, Ella

Ella, Ella, Ella

Ella, Ella, Ella

Why are you walking so fast?

I can't walk as fast as you

Ella keeps texting me the word "urgent,"

and her show starts, like, now

But what about Eric?

I think we should go back, Mom

I thought there was a way to make everyone happy

but there's not, all right?

But I think that we should go back for Eric

- I really should... - Come on. My client needs me

Ella, Ella, Ella

Ella, Ella, Ella

Don't go! Stop the car!

- Tess? - Don't go! Stop the engine!

I'm not The engine's not even on

- Ella, he loves you! - I love you!

Cely, is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine

Okay

I wonder what the big emergency was

Surprise!

What are you doing here?

Ella said you said you missed performing

I...

And that you told her she could do

any song she wanted to

You did?

Dressing room is right around the corner. Put this on

Why?

Well, because we're not 15 anymore

Dolphins

- Get in there. Okay - What?

- Let me know when she's ready - Crazy

I can't believe you're making me do this

Don't make fun of my dress

I'm sorry

This is all my fault

Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric

And I tried to make him fall out of love with you,

but I couldn't because he loves you so much

And Mom, you shouldn't have to give that up for me

Just like you gave up being a rock star

And I know you've been

secretly writing songs in private

What?

You know, the one about Jake

What are you talking about?

"I'm your good and I'm your bad

'cause you're my baby

And love was made to last."

Huh?

Harper, that song is not about Jake

That song is about you

About me?

Of course it is...

Harp

Mom, I'm sorry that I said

I wanted to stay with Grams if you left

I'm sorry

I'm so sorry that I made you think that you had to choose

between being together or being at home

I choose you every time

Okay

We gotta go Look, we look like a grown-up

- Let's go, let's go - Where am I going now?

If you'll excuse me, I have to go get Lily

No, no, no, no. Please

I know I said I didn't want this wedding to go on,

but-but that's not true

It's just not

I...

I was scared

And... and I think I realised

that I didn't wanna share someone I love

I appreciate that, Tess I do...

But... But wait. But please

You still love Anna

You still wanna get married

- I... - Do you?

- I... - Do you love her?

I love Anna

- Do you wanna marry her? - I wanna marry Anna

- But then what? - But it's not about me!

Lily is the most important person in my life

And I worry every day I'm messing up as a parent

Okay? I am on my own

I lost her mum, and I am so scared of losing her

So I have to put her first

What if you were right all along?

What if being here with the Colemans

is exactly what she needs?

I thought so too

But after all this,

I'm not sure

I am

I love you so much!

I have a little surprise guest for you

Give it up for one of my favourite bands, Pink Slip!

No. Why are you guys doing this to me?

- You all right? - No, no, no

No, Mom. I don't know how to play guitar

- It's all right, okay? I do - I can't. No

This is a bad idea. No, no

- Harper! Harper, go! - No. No. No

Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

Pink Slip! Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

My friend is gonna be singing her brand-new song tonight!

- Anna - Mom, you suck

- Anna - Huh?

- What are you doing? - Oh

Oh

- Go like this - Like what?

Mm-mmm

- You got this - Okay

Yes

Mm-mmm. No

Yes, you can

Do you know what? Wait. Can we...

Can we just... Can we stop for a second?

Sorry. I just...

I wanna bring out the person that I wrote this song for

She means everything to me, and I love her so much

I know that family isn't always easy,

but family is everything

She also plays guitar way better than me

So please welcome my daughter, Harper

Ready to do this? Together?

Yeah

What are we doing here?

This is silly Anna and I are...

Are madly in love. I know

We tried. We really did It's just not...

No, no, no, no. Please Just give us one more chance

- Please - Just trust us

I just...

Is... Walt, is that...

Is that Anna?

Ella gave me these yesterday

Come with me Come with me. Come on

- We get to be here - Yep

Is Ella wearing one of my designs?

It was Anna's idea

Mom, I'll always choose you too

This family is exactly where I belong

Wait

Are you okay?

Yeah

You sure?

Uh-huh

Okay. All right. Let's just...

That's better

Okay

Thank you, Los Angeles

And Eric, if you're out there and you'll still have me,

I can't wait to marry you

I can't wait to marry you too!

What?

I said yes!

Okay, well, whatever that was, just get him up here

Excuse me Pardon me. Excuse me

Did you know she could do that?

Not at all

- We did it! - Yes! You two did it

You did it together

- We did - I know

Wherever my sister is, it's where I want to be

Me too

It's him! That's the guy!

- Excuse me - It's him!

No, no, no I just need to get down

- They still got it! - Whoo!

No, I just need to get down. Okay

Thank you. Thank you Thank you

I can't believe you just did that

- I know - So what do you say?

Will you marry me?

One condition

I'm Kissing you early

Hi, Jake

Dr Coleman Oh, this is... this is Bess

We just met, but, uh, there is something about her

- Yes. Nice dress - Thank you

Did you hear that? Nice dress She likes your dress

We'll go somewhere to eat after this

Thanks for coming, everybody

- I see - Sure, Mom

- All right - Here we are

Whoo!

Wait

Girls! What did you do?

It's called lip plumper

Run

It... It could be worse

- It could be worse, you know - It could not be worse!

I mean... It's okay

Just testing out a new look

Camera's A marker

Hi, everybody

Welcome to Freakier Friday

What? Ryan, I'm fine

I don't need Benadryl

I can't...

It's so good, you can't do it

- What? - Huh?

What?

That's the right "banana-na."

- No, no, no. Banana - Banana

I have Mystery Date

Truth is, I bet you the dud is very hot now

I see

Are we talking about a board game?

Jamie just turned around like this

She was like this

- Mom? - Yes?

You know, last time...

Okay, I'm locking in

We have to find her

But until then...

Until then, what?

I don't know why I keep going...

I can't. Sorry

Okay, Jamie, reach for the enema box

Mm. Mmm

Mmm

She's had 29 doughnuts

Just give me the doughnut

You're prediabetic

What's that?

Not supposed to eat those

You learned a lesson

My God, I could be a pirate, huh?

Oh, you fancy that?

Put on my jumper, eat my...

I can't!

You wanna fight? I can fight too

Let's fight!

Oh, my God

Let us out!

Let us out!

- Do you want to be fired? - It's a hit

Anna Louise Coleman, do you think...

Is that my middle name?

Yes, it is your middle name

That's different

What's that? The pink Power Ranger?

I'm kidding I'm kidding, I'm kidding

Let's not Let's not. Let's not

Oh, my God!

What the hell is she?

Was that a Pepto Bismol comm... What is she doing?

Here we are. In the pelvis

Like peanut butter molasses

- Yes - Peanut butter molasses

Slow

Were any of those teenagers a "Bad Boss Betty"?

No. I'm sorry

Good. More

That really was so bad

What are you doing down there?

Just crawling

Look at the road!

Oh!

- I got caught! - Cut!

That was fun

Thank you for watching We love you so much

- Thanks for coming - I think I just peed

Okay, cut