Original subtitles

All right, ladies and gentlemen, aboard, march, march!

In 10 minutes, the train will go to the pants.

I'm here on vacation. I don't feel like it.

The first ones that throw foreign traffic, the other ones chew it up.

And I don't like it when there's people around here choking around the damp.

And throw away their filth.

And as long as I, rest up there, as long as I don't...

who, Alois Reiswigler from Achiting, has something to say.

Until then, I'm against it!

Hold it right there!

Yeah, can't you read?

Isn't there a sign that says "No bath"?

That'll cost you 25 marks.

Besides, you need to clear the area immediately.

And that's what they call a resort?

I'll complain, you funny scarecrow!

You, I resent that!

I'm an official!

What's he doing here?

Why am I taking care of the Bavarian garden gnome?

What are we gonna do if he turns us in?

Oh, someone's here.

Hey, what are you doing there?

I'll help you.

25 marks fine, there's no riding here.

He's such a weirdo, I'll let him go free.

I can't believe you don't know the mayor's old one.

Was she so famous?

No, no, no... no, no.

What did she die of?

The lightning has been struck.

There you go, there you go, there you go.

Why me?

Yeah, you, you're his best friend.

No.

Hello, Mayor.

Hello, Mayor.

Well, hello to you first.

What do you want?

Yeah, I don't really want anything. I have to go.

What, you have to, but not in my stable?

No, being with you at the council in half an hour.

Yes, of course. And what does the Wickerl want?

Your steed.

What does he want?

Your steed.

And you, I'm gonna say this for the last time.

I'll throw in a thousand.

Ross is not for sale.

Then get on my feet at the foot of a whore.

Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

You, Wickerl.

Yes?

What does Ross need to do, anyway?

My old one's as round as yours was.

True.

Father, are you okay with the boy marrying Resi?

Yes, yes, of course. Yes.

I know they like each other.

And before our boy does anything stupid.

And at the Resi, I know how I feel.

I mean, she's a good housewife.

Yeah, I'm gonna go get the jack.

Yeah, bring him in.

Xaverl, come in here.

You know, he has to make up his own mind.

I didn't hear that.

What's the big deal?

Family Council.

You know, Xaverl, I heard you wanted to marry the Resi.

And I was wondering if you'd really thought about it.

You know, the Resi is just a market.

And you might have to see if there's a ruse that has some money.

Ah, you mean a bird of paradise.

Make sure you don't get any trenches.

Did you mean too much pain for me?

No, honey.

You're the devil to me.

So now you think twice, Xaverl.

You know, the thing is, marriage is the harbour where the life shifts meet.

Also the Völl Cards.

I think the smart thing to do is to marry Resi,

because she knows her way around the yard.

I like them too.

Well, then I'll go to the priest and order the posse.

But not until next year.

Why?

A little probation's gotta be done.

Yeah, I could have used probation too.

Manuel!

Ah, Manuel, there you are.

Do you need some coffee?

Father, I was still there for my engagement prep.

Your request for what, your engagement, the first

thing I've heard, the first thing I've heard.

All right, Mayor. Now everyone in the village

knows he's got a bug with an empty logworm.

With the woodworm, as you can only call woodworm. He won't.

I left here your own father, who bore you with pain. Born.

Two of my own flesh and blood. But I'll tell him something, my dear.

Dad, he wants to talk to you after the town council meeting.

Yeah, I'll tell him something.

But go, Father. What's the matter with you being such

an empty Traugott and then Ben-Garon and his ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪?

Yes, ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪, ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪, yes. But no woodworms, right?

Go now, Mayor. It's high time for the council meeting.

Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna grab a stick.

I'll talk to you later.

Yes, come in. Are you?

May I come in?

My dear Traugott.

Not if someone sees us.

It's nothing. I want everyone to know that tomorrow they'll find you.

Yes, but your father doesn't know anything yet.

I just told him.

Yes, for God's sake. How did he take it?

He's very pleased. I'm sure he'll tell you himself after the session.

Meeting?

Think about what you're doing.

I have to be there.

My God, how am I supposed to say this?

After that, I'll hold his hand.

Uh, I'll officially ask for your hand.

How much longer do we have to wait?

Ah, the head of the community is finally showing up.

I'm the mayor. I have a right to be late.

What's going on?

If I were you, I'd settle down first.

'Cause standing up, you're not gonna be able to handle what I'm about to tell you.

Well, I'm curious.

Too late for sorrow.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Important appointments.

When appointments come, the mayor is the one at the mill.

We'll talk later, the tapeworm.

Woodbom!

So, before we start the session, Mayor, let's have a pint of beer.

My jug is empty.

Michael, you're like a hole. You're getting dumber by the day.

My brother was the same way.

Why, was the ♪♪♪♪♪♪y-h♪♪♪♪♪♪e bathroom?

No.

Mayor!

You need one of those stupid ones to laugh at, don't you?

It's not like he's some kind of round stuff.

Keep going with the glare.

Oh, oh, did you find the key the old man used to hide?

You need it.

Your old man, when he ♪♪♪♪, he won't go down

to hell, because they'll bury everything there.

Until he's tough. Even fishing has forbidden it.

And the swimming in the pond.

Shut up, Willi.

If it were up to you, the whole place would be a soda and Gamoray.

Don't laugh.

Is it something to drink?

Yes, it is.

Now that someone in our village knows what soda

and Gomorrah is, I'd like to explain that...

Shut your mouth, teacher.

Right.

I can't go on like this.

That's right, Willi.

The whole earth comes from your eyes.

Oh, he's laughing at us.

Only from your eyes.

It was good.

That stupid mailman, Michel!

No one comes to our village anymore because we have nothing left to offer.

So I agree with our mayor that something must happen in our village.

Yes, sir!

Yes, that's what I think.

Now give me a present. After that country capitalist drove all the strangers away.

First we have to get rid of our sign-off signs.

Just like old times. Those were the days.

That's what I'm saying.

Michel, you're a clean mailman.

All your letters are in the village streets.

Mayor, there's a letter for you, too.

And that's what postman in my parish.

I said yes.

Yes, it's a special delivery.

He should have been here last night.

You're early.

Mayor, open the door.

I want to know who writes from abroad.

No, no, not us. We wrote it.

Come on, let's talk. What does it say anyway?

Give it time. In peace lies the strength.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Mr. Franz Moshuber, mayor. Ahathing, all magne.

Dear Mr. Mayor of Achaathing.

That's me.

The administration of the city of Cannes in France has decided...

To invite you to this year's international contest of fishermen's finest in Cannes.

Your rooms for three people are reserved at the Hotel Majestic.

The tickets to Nice are waiting for you at Munich airport.

Sincerely, first mayor of Cannes.

France.

Isn't that a surprise, huh?

The Mayor's journey, of course, falls into the water.

Because he doesn't speak French.

Don't talk like that.

If you wrote me German, you can speak German.

I don't care if you drive, because as far as I know you, you're never coming back.

Mr. Mayor is coming back because I'm going with you.

Well, I'd better go with you, too, to watch out.

You're even allowed to do that?

That's my problem.

I have a better idea.

I'm gonna go along with the Xaver because he knows something about fishing.

Yes, but I'm out of practice. My last stab was ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪s ago.

I'll take your word for it.

What?

Jury selections in Fischerstedt. The watery bun on the left.

It's the space stealer's dirt on the right. This time it's not so easy.

Here comes the joke. With senior citizens, the decision has already been made.

To Mayor Franz Moslubas of Ahrhabingen. He's got the trick.

No, it was artless, brother, calm down.

This nonsense with the Wassel won't stand for it. And now it's like.

Death storm.

Where's a... Where's a...

Can you read it?

That's impossible!

I'll do it right here!

Fishing with stone leaves!

There goes my car, ♪♪♪♪♪!

That's the ♪♪♪!

It's clear!

Now you've got to clean up, or you'll catch pneumonia!

Doesn't fit the lungs!

Then it's swollen tonsils!

I love you so much!

No, no, I don't think so.

Yes, you can believe me.

I want to believe you, but if you don't think about all the beautiful French women!

Forget it!

It's not as crooked as you.

Liar, open up!

Alois.

Alois.

Oh, what is it?

Do you still love me?

I slept so well.

Did I what?

Fruit still love me?

Of course, or I wouldn't have married you.

You had to marry me.

Because I had a baby from you.

Oh, that's why?

I forgot about that.

And by the way.

When am I going to be the mayor?

I can't kill Franz.

I have to wait.

Until one day he does something stupid.

Yeah, it was stupid that I married you in the first place.

So...

Just so you know, as long as you're not mayor.

You'll never get in my bed.

Or else Franz will stay in bed for a long time.

So...

Table there and table there.

Arne Mürl, my shocks!

In a minute, Father.

Have you seen my teacher?

No, I haven't seen a worm.

I don't want to see anyone while I'm gone.

Maybe he'll bring a rich dog.

Oh, Padoverle Mayor.

Don't look so stupid. And you put some clothes on.

Come on over, hurry up.

She can stay as long as she wants.

What?

The whole village is from Hausael to say goodbye.

Yeah, yeah, well, let's just get on with it, shall we?

Arne Mürl, hurry!

Watch out for those two Aluppeas.

You can leave too.

And don't embarrass me with the French.

But, Father, you know me.

That's right.

Take your time getting home.

I'll make sure of it.

That there is discipline and order in the community.

I'll bet you do.

And if you don't go out in the community.

Then you'll pack your Eude here.

Get down here before I open up.

Yeah, I've finally got it.

To do a storm-free house, your teacher.

Thank you.

We really don't need that.

Hopefully.

Hey, we did a good frog therapy.

Who knows what you'll get to eat in France?

I'm sure it's just a frog's claw.

Take care of yourself, Mayor.

Now, your beer.

That you are not starved on the road.

Or that the Mette Head.

There will be no revolution.

I can't, brother.

No space security, no security, no space security.

You can't come in.

Please, please, please.

Now come if you want.

I don't want to, I don't want to.

You can't come in.

No, no, no.

Please, please.

Hello.

Hello.

Please.

What about our rooms that were ordered for us?

But with a fridge for the beer.

It's Bavarian.

Shampre.

Shampre.

Monsieur, I dive, there's no sign of shame.

Your mayor ordered this from the warden.

The Director.

Yes.

See that French nutcracker still swears.

Yes, sir, the rope at the parade, here three, Mr. Delamange.

No, please, the beer.

He wants to see it foam, the best.

Yeah, well, that's correct.

It's your responsibility.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Why didn't you tell me what it was like?

Charging.

We have no Ark, we come from Argeding, from Bavaria.

Bagage.

Suitcase, my dear.

You can have a suitcase, yes.

Where's the German mayor?

'Cause he invited it.

No problem. It's not a problem.

Once you get out of the hotel, go straight ahead.

No, it's wrong. It's wrong.

At the first turn, you have to be sharp as adroite.

No, no, no, not adroite.

But it doesn't matter, you're not going at all.

Pré-midi il nipplesa.

It's best you don't go anywhere.

Did you understand what he said?

No.

He said the mayor's not here today.

Yeah, that's what I said.

In, come in, please.

Monsieur, you rang?

Yeah, I'm looking for a socket, plug it in, yeah.

For what?

To be.

Oh, so you have to look.

Quaint idea.

Hello, sir.

But me?

So tomorrow you'll go a nage, a nage!

What?

My roof!

A touch, it's spilled!

Non, non, monsieur, let me explain.

La Gouche is on the left. It has nothing to do with your face.

Can you believe me?

But don't run into the sea if your feet are wet, turn back immediately.

Well, why not?

Buy yourself a nice bath medicine first, I'll buy you one.

C'est bon, prima, Clé!

Mmm, mi amour!

A little bit.

My boutique's about to run out.

Willi, how do you know how to look two in a bikini?

Where else can one live, such an amusement?

Ah, amuse, ah oui!

But not so expensive!

Nothing, amusement for little money, c'est diffiecile, very difficult in Cannes.

I can't believe you're having so much fun in Cannes.

Yeah, what are you?

Mani, Mani, monsieur, you're also very generous.

Heh, what do I mean?

I got it. You're welcome to the nightclub Casanova.

Casanova, oui, this is the idea. That's manni-fill.

What manni?

_. Manni-fi.

That's good.

Wonderful.

It's wonderful, per se. _. Man.

He was the world's greatest Casanova.

When his kings began their fortunes in misery.

You do a lot of things on love that you don't think are right.

But I liked it. He was my husband.

He was the greatest Casanova who ever knew love.

Do you like it?

Well, Mrs. Heis, that's a good one.

I'll come back later and tell me something from Bavaria.

You gotta tell me something. I've waited all my life for you.

A loafer.

All the things love wants, I've given you.

Waiter, another bottle of Schauwitz, please.

Beer warms.

But on Saturday afternoon I'm abandoned.

He was the world's greatest Casanova.

I knew he didn't love me alone.

But once you burn your heart on a shoe.

It's wonderful to be loved.

It's wonderful to be loved.

Come here.

Here we go.

My country shorts, leather pants.

Yes.

Well, well.

What a coincidence.

So after the fisherman's stab, this is the end of the line.

Yes, we must celebrate our farewells.

You're very cheeky, aren't you?

Oh, no make-up today, huh?

Come on!

A woman like you, that was something for me.

But you don't know me.

Oh, yeah?

I'm such a sneak!

A whole one!

Yeah, but, man, I'm gonna destroy you.

I haven't had a question in weeks.

I don't believe a word you say.

Yes, and I've never had anything so beautiful, right?

Good night, girls.

Franz, come!

Oh, my head!

Oh, and mine too!

I've got a fire!

I could drink the whole pool!

Oh, my head!

I can't even think about how the fight happened!

Ah, here it comes!

Look here, that's right!

Tell me, Oberg, can you put this on the room bill?

Yes, sir!

You're invited by our mayor here!

You can have some champagne.

Yeah, no, no, I've had enough of yesterday!

It's a good thing we don't have to pay for this.

Where we're out of money, do it!

What a mess!

Are you saying you don't have any more money?

Yes!

I still have money!

It's not much, but it's enough for me.

What, you have money?

Give it to me now, it's shared!

Yes, let's share it.

I don't want it that way!

It's none of my business!

Then don't do it. You're just like your father.

Let's just say it's okay.

When do you think you'll be there?

Christmas!

Didn't the girls say they were going home?

No, no, that's where they're gonna stay!

Could you take the bus?

Ho-ho, don't take him home!

Good!

You know what we're gonna do?

All white!

I'll tell you what.

We're going to the tournaments, and then we're

going to the meadows, and then we'll see.

Yes!

Well, I'll tell you one thing, Mr. Par agent, when our rascals from France are back.

And my husband's back from the bottle show, and

they're gonna put all the signs back up around here!

I'll make sure of that.

You're right. We'll make it.

We're gonna make it!

Look, how old are these cars?

Yeah, about 50 years or so.

Ah, so it's all like home.

And that's the famous Auto Race Association.

Franz, ask the shandy what's going on.

Good idea.

Mr. Schee, Mr. Sz phone, what's the best way to get to Santa Margarita?

Santa Margarita, Oui, monsieur, it's easy.

You can't go right through the big intersection, 'cause that's all wrong.

There's no way you're going straight. That would be wrong.

You can only go left. That's where you'll find the fishermen. Ask them again.

'Cause I don't know myself, but right and left.

Get your cone, I'd like to get it straight.

We want to go to the Ile, stop, Mr. Day.

Ile, did I tell you we need a ship?

That's where we're going on island.

Island?

But it's a boat and you're taking it to the island of Santa Margherita.

Yeah, all right.

What?

You'll have to take the bullet round.

Ow! Ow!

What nonsense!

That's when you're throwing bullets away.

Is there such a thing?

Yes, the.

Did you ever get out of there?

Yeah, I smelled it.

Is that the boat where you drive us to the island?

You think I'm so wet, it won't cost anything?

We can't afford that either.

It doesn't matter.

I wish I'd driven it.

My father could have.

You know.

It's a good thing the eel stayed at home.

Is that the boat?

No, that's your left.

What?

Where are we going?

You see?

Yes, my last march.

Let's hope this thing doesn't go under.

It's not a submarine.

I don't care if it's a car wash.

Yeah, me too.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Don't move.

Today we leave him with my nearness.

It makes me feel safer.

Don't get out again.

Leather pants sting in the lake.

And I'm going to dive.

Write it down, I can feel it now.

Ask me how I felt.

How are you feeling?

Don't ask me.

A pleasure cruise to a colorful sea floor.

It's nice here.

Yes.

I feel like the James Bond.

Hello, Kissy!

Hey there, hello!

And the beautiful fish!

Well, look!

And there!

And the colors!

Well, that's something!

Mei, that's great!

And there!

Now there's a good hair dryer.

But what is it?

Whoa!

Finally, Mr. Nockert!

It's this one!

Whoa!

Wait! Wait!

Yes, of course it isn't.

Oh, thank God.

We have to go back.

I want out.

You have to pay.

Yeah, yeah, I gotta pay.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, yeah.

This was the right place for our mayor.

There he is now.

That's my salvation.

A year.

Look, there's a tall beer going in.

Yes, sir. Here you go.

Do you think there's a vacancy here?

Yeah, doesn't look like it.

This place will soon be closed for overcrowding.

So...

You didn't have any pickles?

Never mind, I'm a bottle baby anyway.

There we are, maggots. Last performance tonight.

In the back, comrades.

Hello, you three. How are you feeling today?

Pleased to meet you, compatriots. But now it's closed until evening.

Yeah, where are we until then?

We're dancing at a fishing pole, and we still have to go to practice.

The training can't be helped.

Yes.

No, I'll do it.

That's nice of you to come back.

Where are the other two?

There you are.

Hey, girls, look who we brought.

You're a fisherman too?

Yeah, yeah. Hello, ladies.

From Bavaria.

Hello, ladies, what's going on?

We don't want to disturb you.

This is our sister, Sabine Opera.

Yes, we know each other. Do you mind if we watch some practice?

You're welcome.

Yes.

Let's see what you can do.

Let's go, let's. Come here.

Nice, isn't it?

Take flowers and get up.

Are you going to take a bath?

Yeah, but it's nice to be together today.

Even in traffic?

Come on, don't look away.

Yeah, I'm looking.

Oh, fuck!

Clear, Drekker!

Wait, you'll be fine.

That's where we're going.

Oh, oh.

You'll come out of nowhere.

There's a follow-up.

I don't know what to say.

There's something I can say.

I'd rather have a head number than a publisher.

We have to pay.

Yeah, us too. That's the highest number.

This is my colleague from the mayor's office.

We hereby present you with the terms of participation

for the fisherman's sting and wish you a full success.

Thank you so much. Now let's go stab.

High time of the Bishop, yes, and good luck, Your Incan.

We thank you for your efforts and we would be

happy to welcome you to our home very soon.

I'll see you at the contest, sir.

Yes!

What are you smoking?

I don't want the mayor standing over there.

What, where?

Those over there, the fighting boats.

For God's sake, they're much higher than ours.

I'm not trained for this.

Is the mayor?

Are you out of your mind, or are you out of your mind?

Looks better be all right.

He's a public official.

You feed me, you paddock, you fool.

That's the Aulis.

So that was a Gaudi because he would have bought me a submarine.

In fact, the Auris.

Plus, ladies' e♪♪♪♪♪s.

Wait, you basidu.

Yeah, all right.

Yes, yes, yes, is it really?

No, I'll be in trouble.

Ah, if you can be in Cannes, I can be in Cannes.

And besides, somebody's gotta take care of you.

And that must be you, of all people.

Of course.

Look, we're just talking to each other so you know that.

And besides, I want to be there when you're pushed into the water by your opponents.

'Cause then you were mayor for the longest time.

Understand?

And I'd like to see my successor.

Of course.

Go.

But go, do you think I'm all hopped up?

Do you think I'm deaf and blind that I don't know

what you're doing here in the French Transcensable?

You're in need of this.

You're playing us.

And your trip was for nothing if I don't fall in the water.

Maintenant vous voyez le fiina list, qui va remporter la coupe.

And now we come to the final battles for the cup.

Another cut out!

Hello and now!

Come on, you flower-colored fisherman, I'll kill you!

I'll kill you!

That's the favorite.

That's the favorite.

Next! Next!

No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

I'll laugh at last.

Let's hope he loses. Then I'll be mayor.

I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Le Champion, Varvarua, the Bayerian Master, Franz

Mosubert, versus the Scottish defending champion Mekintosh.

Contre le champion actuel, Mr. Mekintosh.

Come on, buddy!

And on this first prank comes the second prank.

Yeah, what do you say now?

Now you have a head!

Oh, man, fuck you!

Thank you.

You stabbed him clean.

And the dumplings couldn't be missed at all.

Here comes the main ♪♪♪♪♪.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Well, congratulations!

Congratulations!

Anna, me.

Anna.

Hello, Anna, how are you? Work hard at work.

Hello.

Well, now that the father's in Cannes.

I have to do all the work alone.

This time of year, you can't find someone to help you.

Can I help you with something?

Oh, yes.

You must know that if I'm a teacher.

I'll be able to grab it.

Hurry, I've got to get the pine trees in.

And here's dessert because your knees were so good.

So, Franz.

I wouldn't have believed it from you.

I don't either. My knees are still shaking.

I can imagine that with the altitude.

Sir, that was fabulous.

The way you dumped the Scotsman.

I didn't serve anything. I'm not a waiter.

It was more of a scare.

But when you work out like me.

Then you've got to win.

Why are you a master in stabbing?

Our mayor is the biggest pain in Aachern ink.

By the way, I have a raft company in mills.

And while we're at it.

Maybe I'll visit you in Aachcherding.

Goodbye, gentlemen.

Excuse me.

My, my, my, my, my, my.

And no ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ services.

Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

It's so nice to have such a beautiful day.

For me like a bull in a pasture.

Yes, of course, on the eye of the eye.

I'm just saying if we can find the girls.

That we can go home.

Ui, look.

A beer bus with a good Bavarian beer.

My father's already there.

What's the big deal?

We can have a drink.

I'm not thirsty.

That's my cliff bra.

Yes, of course, where one is, the others aren't far.

Hello, Bavarian Landpeople.

Greetings.

You're our only salvation.

We spent all our money.

Yes, we're broke.

That's why we wanted to ask you.

If you can't take us home on this bus.

Yes, there's one other possibility.

I've changed my mind.

I'm not going home at all.

Hello.

Just so you know, I want to be emancipated.

You?

I do, I feel totally free right now.

Hello, all your jewelry.

Hello, all your jewelry.

Let's go. It's a bit of fun.

The money belongs to Mama.

Yeah, you gotta say that in front of people.

I'll talk to you later.

Wait till we get home.

Home.

Terrible.

Where are you going?

I'm going to Memming tonight.

Yes, we still have to go further to Ahradingen.

So we wanted to ask you if you could take us to the village.

Why don't you take a little detour?

Well, if the madlns want it.

Schaffer, why don't you talk to the Madlns

and tell them that you're taking us right now?

Yeah, I think she'd love us, wouldn't she?

Look at that!

What'd you say?

Look what I brought you.

I don't think I'm supposed to.

Look, have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Yes.

No.

Four Grazes in a steel.

The Golden Beauty.

The Beautys.

The Golden Beauty.

You have to help me.

You bet your ass you will.

Yeah, no.

Come on, ♪♪♪♪, let's take a look around.

But I don't either.

Yeah, look what she's recognizing.

Yeah, what's that?

I put them all on the back of my neck.

Now we're on the road with the strange traffic.

I can smell it right away.

Yes, you go into cows right now and smell 100 home ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ eating food.

And for Franzl something special.

What for Franzl?

For the mayor.

Come on, hurry, or he'll divorce me.

Yes.

Get out of here, he's always looking.

Now, folks, this is an extraordinary council meeting.

We have...

The girls would like to unpack their bags.

Yes, of course, they can use the guest rooms right now, because the arrangements in Dastan are being made.

Thank you.

Yes, there you go.

Now, the Mabeln, they're staying with us.

Now, of course, they must be housed.

In the day, they can help us with our work.

And at night, they make their international donor money.

Fact.

International, that raises the rates.

Yeah, you'll see, times will change in a heartbeat.

You're right, Mayor.

I always said our mayor was a smart one.

Oh, what's there?

Let the women live with us.

I'm divorced.

Again. Again.

But Leni.

You, Slamina, you're very strong.

Finally, something decent to eat.

But the food in France was...

Top of the line.

Were you in France?

No, no, he told me.

Yeah, I could have told him.

You'll see, everything will be settled to our satisfaction.

You're right, Mayor.

It's written in the Bible that you should love each other.

What does the Bible say?

_.

Confusion?

I mean, together.

You've got me all mixed up.

♪ Messed up ♪ ♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪.

Hello, hot!

Well, what about me?

I'm gonna give you a real bus ride.

I'm sure you weren't faithful to me in France.

But, but, Resa, how can you believe that about me?

I don't know French.

Do you have to?

Look, Resa, besides, snails and freshness eat lots of garlic.

There, I'm sick of listening.

And that's why I've always been true to you.

This is a terrible country.

Yes, a terrible country.

But for once in your life. Were you faithful to me?

How can you ask me that?

But, Resa...

Are you looking forward to our wedding?

What about us?

Yes.

I can't wait for it to happen.

I'm not willing to carry that much on you.

Don't think it wouldn't hurt to start now.

When it hits, I can't wait to see it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mayor.

Oh.

Am I standing?

No, Mrs. Zapp, please, please, sit down.

Here you go.

I can do that for you, Mrs. Sabine.

Mayor.

But don't call me mayor.

Call me Franz.

Oh.

We've known each other long enough, haven't we?

All right, go on, Sabine.

All right, bee, um, Sabine.

On behalf of my girls, I'd like to thank you for

your lovely welcome and stay in your village.

Yes.

The girls feel right at home.

Yeah, well, that's good to see you too.

Yes, and you?

Hey, there's a guy watching us, let's get him.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Willi.

When it's got a garden in the lake.

I can't swim, help, no.

Oh, my balls.

Oh, oh, oh.

And they want to have a fried egg for lunch.

I just wanted to say that I'm really glad you agreed to my engagement.

Yes, you with your thick head.

So sit down with me.

And watch out, my dear Anna-Mirl.

Auwe, if you're going to say love, it's going to be dangerous.

Will you shut your mouth and listen to your father?

How do I tell my ♪♪♪♪♪?

Look, Anna-Mirl, I'm sure I'm still a man who doesn't need to be alone.

And that's why I decided to get married again.

Close your mouth or it'll pull.

What do you want?

I want to get married again.

That's where you lie down.

Yes, why?

And you know who?

Yes, Mrs. Lenzabone.

I'm hearing about.

And she, does she like you?

I'm not sure yet.

Do you want me to propose on your behalf?

I'll do it myself.

Well, since we're getting married, why don't we do it together?

I mean, me and my teacher and you.

All right.

If my bini says yes, you'll get your worm.

Oh, Daddy.

But, Franz, do you have to?

Of course, do you buy the cat in the bag?

Or the cat in the bag, I was gonna say.

It's nice to see you alone again.

And finally stop without men.

Yeah, what are you doing here?

Excuse me, when is the next bus leaving?

Idiot!

Ten minutes.

Goodbye.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

You can do the parachuting!

What do you think you're doing?

Are you Pfiinsterl?

So, Hedy, really, you can't.

You can be sure there's no window up there.

Actually, there's no window.

I'll divorce you, but I won't marry you!

Good day!

Good day!

Greetings.

Hello.

We wanted to take a look at your place, and we thought we'd have a surprise visit.

Greetings.

Mr. Mayor, I've already met you from the pans, and we were supposed to meet back here.

Victory, you said.

Yes, it's a man's image.

Do you want to spend the night?

That's right. And from the looks of things, you have a lot to offer.

Yeah, you could say that.

Well, take care of the gentlemen's luggage.

Here's the key.

By the way, if you gentlemen want something to

drink, I just want you to know that I'm in charge.

That's very gratifying.

Hey! Hey!

We have very nice rooms and a good relationship, gentlemen.

Hello, can we ask the ladies where they're going?

Yeah, a little mountain ride.

So, do you mind if we tag along?

On the contrary, mountain drivers are always useful.

That's the thing.

Before we wait for the stupid mayor, we don't miss the pass.

That's right, yeah.

That's fun, that's funny, yeah.

I...

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Fill the lamps.

It's very nice here, but we're doing the feet, and I really need to lie down.

That's what I'm always for.

Yeah, you know, after all this time by the sea,

we're just not used to these mountains anymore.

We're coming straight ahead.

Let's go!

Of course I saw you.

We've finally found you here.

There's a sun race back there. We can see it again.

Celebrate!

Hello, Anna-Mirrel.

Where did you come from?

You know, the ♪♪♪♪ are having a big break, so I thought I'd give them a hand.

You know, if the father marries now, he can't object to our engagement.

He'll be glad when he gets me out of the house.

How can you say that, Anna-Mirrel, want you out of the house?

Yes.

There's no such thing as a nice girl like you.

You know what, I'll give you a quick dip in the milk. See you later.

Thank you.

Get you out of the house, I can't wait for you to finally be in the house with me.

I've had enough, Sonny. I actually want to be myself.

You stay there.

Don't let me stop you.

Yeah, cool. I'll turn you in.

Let's go.

Are you sure you want to take everything?

Sure.

Then we'll go too.

Come on, let's go for a walk.

So do we.

Over there!

There's plenty of shade.

Now, sin has only been sinned in our village since you, mayor of France.

You came back with the Arno.

A pure sin has become our fair and virtuous village.

Tell me, what is the future like now?

We're suggesting that the Arlos take away all

the signs and we take out a perfectly good one.

New cross-country campaign.

Ever since you've been in France, you've been talking out of town?

Who?

What's in it for me?

You're getting commission from the revenue.

But that's a bribe.

Oh, my God!

What?

You speak French all of a sudden?

Ui, I almost got my head blown off.

How much do you want me to get?

Well, I'm outraged!

Such a bargain under my roof and in the presence of the Lord?

Yeah, aren't you ashamed?

Get out!

Get out of my house!

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Not under my roof!

Come to me in the open sky.

Get out!

Get out!

No, no, I'm a serious person!

I don't care what I have to give myself.

In any case, I demand 11th 15.

I'd get it from the state.

Arlos, I can't imagine you suddenly being so forgetful.

All right, if you promise me that my old man won't tell me about the deal.

Then I could imagine that maybe I could put you two together.

I can't even imagine, my dear Arlos, that you want to demand even percentages.

Otherwise I'd have to remember a certain thing.

Can you imagine?

You're a criminal!

Blackmailer!

The gentleman is a gentleman and he knows.

Well, I can't hear it anymore.

It might change my mind.

No, it's fine.

It's just a few magels, the target of advertising costs, etc. It costs money.

But I could well imagine what such a marital peace of mind is.

Yes.

All right, I can't say no anymore.

I'll bet you do.

What took you so long?

I've, you know, brought the girl a hot cup of tea to her room.

You must have caught a cold in your bath.

Your red pear has a cold too.

No, on the contrary, my dear wife, I'm just a little hot.

It's been wonder, as often as you run up the

first floor since the women were in the house.

Yeah, I gotta make sure they're comfortable.

You don't have to worry about that!

I've got to take care of it.

Finally, at last, they'll have to perform and dance to avoid the traffic.

Well, you're failing if you're driving the traffic with me, dude.

Go away, I don't want to know anything about you.

I'm going to fail!

Well, then it's your fault.

It's your fault.

Yeah, I'm coming.

No tea!

You'll get it later.

Leather pants, Kasanova!

Did you want the tea?

No, thank you, no tea.

But I'm in such pain.

Don't you have something else for me?

Could it be a fever suppository?

Oh, yes, please come in.

Yes.

Oh, are you a doctor too?

Yes.

I have such a headache and a stomachache.

And it hurts my back so much.

And I'm dizzy too.

Yes.

And I have a fever too.

So, fever.

Yeah, maybe you should check that out sometime.

Why don't you lie down, please?

No, on the stomach, of course.

Where are you going to take your temperature?

Rectal, of course.

That's not rectal. That's not the thermometer either.

So, Bauer, what are you doing?

Yeah, how do you know it's me?

I know you from your grip, boy.

He'll fit me in a different way.

Yeah, he's my son too.

Say, don't you even want to hang on to my anchor?

What anchor do you mean?

That one?

I'm so helpful, aren't I?

Where's the girl?

What were you laughing at?

He just told me a stupid joke.

What are you doing with your hand?

What do you mean, "Kotes can"?

What do you mean it can?

I can't even remember.

So, my dear mayor, you've really made up your mind.

To join the holy state of matrimony.

And after such short months.

Yes, Reverend, we'd like to order our posse.

And in time the posse of my daughter with Mr. Teacher-Holz.

Yeah, I heard.

I'm sure you'll make a lovely couple.

Congratulations, sir.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Then I can get right back to my class.

Goodbye, goodbye.

Goodbye.

And I'll take you to the slope first thing in the morning.

Father! Father!

So you can't just barge in here.

I'm in the middle of an official act here.

Reverend, I just want to order a posse.

Another one?

What's another one?

Those mean ♪♪♪♪, uh, I mean, mean kids.

Are here for the same purpose.

So, are there gonna be three weddings now?

No, no, not so fast, Father.

You know.

What, the old fool wants to get married again?

You, you, give him an old fool.

Please, please, you can't do this here.

You, you, I'm just saying, huh?

You can't just barge in here in the middle of...

Besides, I don't want a strike.

My people don't get married until next year anyway.

Maybe they don't like each other anymore.

For God.

Yes, yes, for God's sake.

Well, Reverend, it's only a double wedding.

Mrs. God of Woodbohm and Annemarie Mohubber.

We finally made it.

Good day!

Hello.

Mrs. Sabine, greetings from God.

Greetings.

Or do I have to call Mrs. Mobuter?

No, no, it's not that far yet. - Why?

Is that so?

What I've always wanted to tell you, I just...

Hello!

It would be the last chance, I think.

You know, I like you a lot.

That's very kind of you.

In theory, I would have liked it, too.

Yeah, you know, how about the two of us, before you crash into the port of marriage.

To a little bachelorette party?

How clumsy of a man to catch his way into the house.

But if you ask me so directly...

So you would say yes to a little rendezvous?

So, when and where?

Let's wait and see.

Well, Mayor, it's a shame you want to remarry so soon.

Too bad.

What do you mean?

Well, Franzl, you know I've had my eye on you for a long time.

And after your Oide left, I thought.

What's the matter, ♪♪♪?

So I just figured, you know, you and me, we're so side-by-side.

Doing odd things.

Bang?

Yeah, you know what I mean.

What do you think your husband, Jakob, would say?

Or my Sabine, my future wife?

I mean, we could have some kind of farewell party together.

For all that we've missed and can't make up for.

Is that what you're thinking, Lina?

Yeah, now that I think about it, we missed a lot.

It's almost impossible to catch up with.

Lina, I'll let you know.

But soon!

Of course!

Just wait.

Who are you talking to, Sabine?

With myself?

But I want you to know.

Well, I'm curious. Did you know last time?

No, but imagine what offer I've been made.

Yeah, like what?

What?

How dare you! But I'd have liked that guy.

We'll do it differently.

Oh, the pigness, the deviousness.

Oh!

I've got a good idea.

Hello, Mrs. Wiretin.

Hello.

I'd like a beer and a glass of schnapps, but it's very limited.

But Franzl, with me you'll always be limited.

Yeah, I can see that. I know that.

Yes.

Be careful. So, as I was saying, tonight at my place, about three-quarters of two.

Yes.

Mayor!

So tonight ♪♪♪♪♪:00 p.m., at the third window.

The ladder's ready.

But no light.

'Cause I'm kind of a...

Bye, see you later.

Ho ho... hoho.

What's with the lights?

Oh, you know, I'm just a little weird.

Well, that's much nicer. That's two screens.

You mean you?

You know what I want right now?

I can guess, but tell me anyway.

You were really great, Franzel.

Why, Franzel?

What are you doing?

I'm getting a divorce!

You, me, you betrayed me, you scoundrel!

You're also a villain!

Now we've got to get our hopes up real fast.

At least twice.

Why twice?

No, you're stupid, once for you and once for me.

Come here.

Are you going to say, Willi, that our mayor is getting married again?

It's all right with me.

Yes, but she's a little too beautiful for him.

No, Tommy.

Yes, she's certainly more beautiful than his first.

I'm not ungallian, but that's what it heard.

Go, it's a picture of a horse.

That's the lightning.

Wiche, you're going up.

For this Ross, you first.

Good morning, Mr. Blitzer.

Where are you from?

I remember you from Kampner.

Yeah, that's right.

We just wanted to pay a visit.

Meet Klaus Jurgen.

God!

Do you want to ask if you might be interested in a little float.

When you're so good on the water.

Oh, that's a very good idea.

At night we'll have a fun raft farm.

That's right!

It's a slippery slope.

That's right!

A good bread time, a hearty Bavarian pussy.

If you want to dance, you have a chance to dance.

Yes, go!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Let's go, let's go!

Don't look wrong!

Now, kick!

You want me to take the spell off?

Oh, right!

Yeah, look!

Yes, fine!

Come on, Lambli, let's dance.

Yes, please!

Let's do it!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's a good thing my old man can't handle the raft trip.

I'm sorry you didn't get married.

Well, you know!

Yes, you were already there.

Now, let's get over here.

Thank you.

Yes, sir!

Thank you so much!

So, what is it?

I don't have that much!

Look what the weird one's got on it!

Hey, there's something on the inside!

Thank God for the back!

Look over there, I think he's got a thousand Karasake, this one!

Of course, they're more like mills than the Müdlermast!

Masher!

Look at you!

Stop the shoes, I need a hard-on!

Hold it, Mr Fassl, over!

Go get it, I'll give it to her from juice to water!

But another beer!

A beer!

Yes, sir!

Come on, let's have a barrel.

We'll have that too, won't we?

Yes, of course!

It's you, it's men!

We'll go down the river, we'll get a beer.

Hit it, hit it, hit it!

Come on, we've got you so hot.

There you go.

Get in!

Yeah, what's she doing?

Franz, don't you know?

Well, I guess you can ask.

We've just...

began production of wooden flowers.