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Oh, Trav's here.
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I love it when he gets off work
'cause his whole body
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smells like
coffee.
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Yeah, you know what else
smells like coffee?
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Your cup of coffee,
which makes me think
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this weird hug
isn't about my smell.
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OK.
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Need a stir stick?
Got one.
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I also have infinity!
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Ah, stealing work supplies.
Classic move.
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Supply closet's overstocked.
I'm just helping 'em
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- clear space.
- Mm-hmm.
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And I'm saving a fortune
on napkins.
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Oh, no.
We're out of sweetener.
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My boy is resourceful!
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Oh.
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Andy?
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Hello?
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This is what happens
when he overdoses on sad.
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First, he lost Bobby,
then his job.
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Now, maybe his wife.
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You guys are amateurs.
Watch out.
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{\an8}♪ Andy, Andy ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everyone knows he's dandy ♪
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♪ He's such a good dude
who's never rude ♪
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♪ F.Y.I.
I look great in the nude ♪
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♪ But back to my friend
with the great attitude ♪
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♪ Let's all hear it
for Andy ♪
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Song. Cute.
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I've never seen him
this down.
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It's gotten to the point
that I actually...
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What's that word?
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"Care"?
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He looks like a cross between
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my childhood Saint Bernards
and a Cuban Eeyore.
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He even bailed on teaching
Stan's music class this week.
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Andy teaches music?
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{\an8}He used to shake maracas
in his stand-up act
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{\an8}to punctuate any joke
that didn't work.
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He shook them quite a lot.
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OK, look, buddy,
so, you lost Bobby,
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and you lost your job, OK,
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but you're still
the mayor of Gulfhaven.
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No one can take that away.
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This is mayor Torres.
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{\an8}What do you mean,
"former mayor Torres"?
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I see.
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{\an8}Remember how I always
thought you were crazy
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{\an8}for how you loved Travis
so much,
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you wanted to shrink down
and live inside his blood?
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I am so sorry.
I totally get that now!
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{\an8}I'm so glad.
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{\an8}You know, sometimes
I still sneak in Travis' room
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and watch him sleep.
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Travis and I live together.
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I've said too much.
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{\an8}Can you believe my boss
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{\an8}almost tossed out
these old aprons?
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{\an8}Luckily, I rescued them
for us to use.
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{\an8}For what?
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{\an8}We could swaddle
little baby Bobby with them.
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OK.
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Trav is so resourceful.
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It's basically one step
above dumpster diving.
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- Exactly... a step above.
- That's even better.
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Jules,
it reminds me of... Bobby.
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And you know I love me
some Bobby Cobb,
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{\an8}but the guy who sees
a half-eaten taco on the beach
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{\an8}and says,
"sand snack, score!"
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Is not exactly
the ideal financial partner
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{\an8}when you have a baby.
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{\an8}Maybe you could say
something to him.
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Relax. Travis is nothing
like Bobby.
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I mean, sure,
he has the Cobb instincts,
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{\an8}but he uses them
in much smarter ways.
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{\an8}50 broken coffee sleeves...
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Score.
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{\an8}There's no music class
this week,
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{\an8}because Stan's daddy is,
um...
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Well, he's going through
some things,
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so we don't have
a music teacher.
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You do now!
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Who?
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{\an8}Oh, uh, I'm Grayson.
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{\an8}Um, yeah, uh, Stan's mom's
best friend's husband.
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His eyes are so tiny.
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{\an8}So, the city council
just stripped you
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{\an8}of your mayorship
out of the blue?
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{\an8}They said
I lost public support.
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{\an8}How could
that have happened?
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{\an8}You did fall asleep a lot
in those town-hall meetings.
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My chair
was too comfortable.
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And at that
ribbon-cutting ceremony,
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you accidently cut
that guy's finger off
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with the giant scissors.
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His doctor sewed it back on.
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{\an8}I've lost my Bobby, lost my job.
Now, I've lost my mayorship.
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I have nothing.
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There was the scandal
over your leaked dick pic.
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{\an8}That was a picture of me
with a guy named Dick!
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{\an8}That headline was misleading!
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- Boom.
- Wow, is that a...
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Everlasting Cobb-gobbler.
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Bobby's fridge-raiding
masterpiece.
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Oh, by the way,
you're out of
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turkey, cheese,
mustard, bread...
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Basically everything
that goes in a sandwich.
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You're really going all in
on this new resourceful,
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"slightly bordering on hobo"
thing.
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All part of the plan. I'm trying
to save for the future.
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Oh, Trav, that's great.
Well, yeah. I got a family now.
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What did you think
I was doing, freeloading?
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You know what?
I'm really impressed.
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I'm going to pitch in
to your savings
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and help you
with your future.
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Mom.
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Oh, my God!
This is amazing!
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This puts me over the top.
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- The top of what?
- The thing I've been saving for!
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What is this?
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- My future!
- Huh?
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Not so...
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Man, it just sat
in the parking lot
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with a for-sale sign
all month.
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I'm so lucky no one
grabbed it before me.
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Super lucky.
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You don't usually
break out Big Chuck
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this early in the day.
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- Are you OK?
- Great.
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Just switching things up
a little bit.
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You know, it's like having
breakfast for dinner.
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Mmm!
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Now, about this van,
I mean,
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it really is a super-cool idea
for the future.
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I mean, it's like
the perfect plan.
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I haven't told you the plan.
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Great, 'cause I do not
understand it.
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I think I've found
an untapped market
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that, if properly assessed,
may be poised...
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To explode.
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OK, I get it.
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It's like you have
a huge pile of dynamite,
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and you just lit the fuse.
I can see it right now...
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I still haven't
told you the idea.
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Great, 'cause I still
don't understand it.
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I'm gonna show you.
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And, Mom, trust me,
this isn't some,
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like,
get-rich-quick plan.
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Oh, like your dad's idea
for the reverse microwave,
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where it makes
the food cold?
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Reverse microwave's
a good idea
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in a world where a freezer
doesn't exist.
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Mom...
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...you believe in me, right?
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Of course.
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You think you maybe want
to put on some pants today?
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Pants are for closers.
I'm a bum.
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What are you doing?
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I always do that.
It turns me on.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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What is it?
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I was thinking about
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how you lost
your mayor's job.
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Stupid city council
impeached me.
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Do you think you have
any enemies
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on the city council?
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Well, there is that rich jerk,
Roger Frank,
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who hates me
and wants to destroy me.
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Wait, you don't think
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he turned the council
against me?
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It did seem weird
that you were impeached
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just days
after you were fired,
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so I called
your old company,
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and it turns out
they just signed
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a new, huge client...
Dustybear Financial.
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Guess who
owns Dustybear Financial.
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Roger Frank?
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He's behind every bad thing
that's happened to me!
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Well,
except for Bobby leaving.
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Well, it may be a coincidence,
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but you know that golf club
in Georgia that hired Bobby?
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Guess who their
wealthiest member is.
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Aah!
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I like what I'm seeing here.
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You. you remind me
of me at your age.
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I'm gonna call you
"the little lady-killer."
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And you seem nice.
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And dangerous.
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Play on, playboy.
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And I'm gonna
call you "Prius,"
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because your style is electric.
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Hear you guys got
a little music recital
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coming up, huh?
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Let's, uh,
check out the playlist.
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"Hot Cross Buns,"
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uh, Snoozeville.
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I thought you guys
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were gonna drop
some funky beats, you know?
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Like C+C Music Factory?
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Boyz II Men?
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ABC? BBD?
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It's the East Coast family.
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Whoa.
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You guys know nothing
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about the greatest era
in music history?
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That's it.
I am taking you to school.
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We are at school.
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Figure of speech, Prius.
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OK, so here's
my business idea.
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You're in your 20s,
early 30s.
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- I love it!
- That was a hypothetical,
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but I like your energy.
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You and your friends are
going out for a wild night.
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- What do you do for a ride?
- Call Tom.
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OK, we're having some problems
with hypotheticals.
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I'll move on. You call a cab.
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But cabs are boring,
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and you and your gang
want a memorable night,
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so instead of calling
a lame cab,
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you call...
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the Mystery Machine
from "Scooby-Doo"!
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- Travis, this is great!
- Oh, the Mystery Machine!
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I always wanted to hang
around in that van...
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Maybe try my luck
with old Velma.
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- You mean Daphne?
- I know what I like.
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OK, well, Tom loves it too,
and he's a brain surgeon.
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Travis, you're a genius.
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I think I can have this thing
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up and running in three months.
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What are you, crazy?
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We're gonna take this puppy
out on the road now!
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Wow.
Um, thanks, Mom.
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I am just
so psyched for this.
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I am so psyched for this!
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What are you working on?
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Taking an untapped market
by storm.
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And you?
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Raining savage fires of revenge
on Andy's mortal enemy.
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Cool. Have fun.
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Street kids,
you know what I'm saying?
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So they put it together
to become Ronnie, Bobby...
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, no!
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You got to play with your heart.
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You got to feel it.
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And why wear them
backwards?
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Yes, because inside-out
is wiggity, wiggity wack.
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We are so fly!
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Yeah! Huh?
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Now, that is one Def [sing-song] Jam!
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We are going to crush
this recital!
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Tiny eyes!
Tiny eyes! Tiny eyes!
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Whoo! Hey, everybody, let me
see. Yeah, back and forth.
254
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,583
This is old-school.
It's how you did it.
255
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,792
- Uh-huh.
- Mr. Ellis, Mr. Ellis,
256
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,542
- this is Mr. Danner.
- Thank you.
257
00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,834
He is the lead soprano
in the Gulfhaven glee club.
258
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,542
Kind of a nerd.
259
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,875
So, we hired him
260
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,458
as our full-time music teacher,
261
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,000
so we don't need you
anymore.
262
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,208
No, but the recital.
263
00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,333
N-no, but thank you.
264
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,083
But our jam is Def.
265
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,542
All right, do you have enough
for the repairs?
266
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,166
'Cause we got to get
this baby rolling!
267
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,375
Bye.
268
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,583
Get what baby rolling?
269
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,542
Your baby.
Obviously.
270
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,834
- Should be rolling by now.
- Jules?
271
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:32,375
OK, well, you told me
that I should talk to Trav
272
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:34,458
about being more responsible,
so I did.
273
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,083
And then we bought
this old van,
274
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,333
and Trav's a genius,
and Scooby-Doo,
275
00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:38,792
and you're gonna be rich.
276
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:42,458
Sweetie, I see that
you are insanely excited
277
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,542
about an old van
and a plan from Travis
278
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,000
that seems like
the greatest idea of all time.
279
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,458
But it's not.
You have your mom goggles on.
280
00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:49,542
"Mom goggles"?
281
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,083
You know,
it's like beer goggles.
282
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,625
You go to a club,
you have a couple drinks,
283
00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,458
you meet a 9.9
whose 1/10 deduction
284
00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,917
is 'cause he's too hot,
so you ride that train.
285
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,875
the next morning,
you wake up next to a 2.1
286
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,583
with a hamster body
and a gator face.
287
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,166
What?
288
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,792
OK, Jules, honey,
289
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,000
I can't step in now
and crush his dreams,
290
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,792
but just do me a favor.
291
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,166
The next time you two
292
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,959
are getting so excited
about this genius plan,
293
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:18,375
I want you to take a step back,
take off the mom goggles,
294
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,917
and take another look,
295
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,959
'cause I think you're
gonna be really surprised
296
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,333
at what you see.
297
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,834
Roger Frank screwed you,
298
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,667
and we're gonna screw
Roger Frank.
299
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,500
Here's the plan.
300
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,375
We need the key
to Roger's office,
301
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,792
but the only time he lets it
out of his sight
302
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,792
is at his weekly massage.
303
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,875
The receptionist is a hard-ass,
304
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:43,583
but I've arranged a distraction.
305
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,875
While I occupy
the laundry attendant...
306
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,625
you steal a uniform...
307
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,041
Slip into the room
308
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,458
where Roger is zoned out
post-massage...
309
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:10,709
Take the key...
without being noticed.
310
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,166
Get to the window,
where I'll be waiting.
311
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,834
I'll make a quick copy...
312
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:28,000
then bring back
the original...
313
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,291
which you'll
return to Roger...
314
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,917
on your way out the door.
315
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,959
After a quick stop
316
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,542
at my highly illegal
fireworks contact,
317
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,583
we'll have
everything we need
318
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,333
to take
that bastard down.
319
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,208
Mm.
Say goodnight, Roger.
320
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,333
What we're really selling
is nostalgia.
321
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,166
I mean, this generation has
a huge love of throwback themes,
322
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,583
things that remind them
of their childhood,
323
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,625
so what
we're doing here is...
324
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,750
Take off the mom goggles.
325
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,750
I like Scooby 'cause he's funny,
326
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,542
and Shaggy too,
uh, but not really,
327
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,542
and the mysteries
they have to solve
328
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,667
- because of the ghosts.
- Crap.
329
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:13,208
Shaggy goes, "Zoinks."
330
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,291
And when people see
this thing on the road,
331
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,208
- they're just gonna...
- Trav, stop.
332
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,917
This idea... it's terrible.
333
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,500
What are you talking about?
We love this idea.
334
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,375
No, you love this idea,
335
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:29,125
and you love it so much
that you made me love it, too.
336
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,333
How many people do you know
that would actually pay money
337
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,000
to party
on the Mystery Machine?
338
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,083
A lot of people.
339
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,792
There's Tom, my co-worker Sam...
he loves this idea.
340
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:38,917
And, uh...
341
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,125
Crap.
342
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,750
I'm an idiot.
343
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,250
Oh. No, you're not.
344
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,375
Come on.
345
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,750
Just because this idea
isn't great,
346
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,250
doesn't mean the next one's
not gonna be.
347
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,250
I believe in you.
348
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,583
Oh.
349
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,583
Oh,
now we're out of wine.
350
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,959
I don't want to go all the way
to the store to get it.
351
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,834
Why can't wine just appear
whenever you want it to?
352
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,291
- Bye.
- Where are you going?
353
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,333
Uh, I just want to go look
into something.
354
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,125
But I'll catch up
with you later...
355
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,917
Maybe when you're done
sucking that cork.
356
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,917
Shut up. I don't do that.
357
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,792
Dang, Sad Pitt.
Why the long face?
358
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,625
I was dropping mad knowledge
on these shorties
359
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:33,750
'till this wangsta scrub came in
and ganked my crew.
360
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,750
Oh, I was helping out
with a children's music class
361
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,583
'till another teacher came in
and took my spot.
362
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,083
I mean, me and the kids
were having so much fun...
363
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,542
You know, really connecting.
364
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,375
And then this guy
just came in and took over.
365
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,542
I feel you.
366
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:46,875
Back in
my slut-around days,
367
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,750
as soon as I would
roll into a club,
368
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,834
I would lock down
the hottest beef on the grill.
369
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,750
If some club skank
tried to snatch my catch,
370
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,583
I would hog-tie the bitch
with her own extensions,
371
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,959
and I would take back my man!
I would claim that D!
372
00:14:58,041 --> 00:14:59,041
You know what I'm saying?
373
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,125
I really don't.
374
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,417
But I can't wait to hear
how it ties in with children.
375
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:04,625
If you and the kids
had such a great thing,
376
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,125
why should you let
another teacher
377
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,291
- step in and take over?
- You're right!
378
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,125
That was my class.
379
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,041
I mean, I took those kids
on a funky-fresh trip
380
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,458
to 1990 and back.
381
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,875
You know what time it is?
382
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,250
Time to...
383
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,917
♪ Pump up the jam ♪
384
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,542
Yay!
385
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,917
Roger Frank
is gonna rue the day
386
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,458
- he took on Andy Torres.
- OK, remember,
387
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,667
if we get made,
we finger the council
388
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,583
and say
everyone's on the take.
389
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,959
Where did you learn all this
cool con-man lingo?
390
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,834
What do you think?
Law school paid for itself?
391
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,041
Now, then, it is time to serve
392
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,667
Roger Frank
and his Dustybear Financial
393
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,250
a little slice of payback pie.
394
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,500
Dustybear Financial...
Why does that sound familiar?
395
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,959
Boo! Don't let
the payback pie get cold!
396
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,041
Right!
397
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,709
Oh, hey!
Are you here for the show?
398
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,875
I don't know.
Grayson texted me and said,
399
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,709
"Come to the plaza for some"...
Hold on...
400
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,583
"zoom, zoom, zoom,
and a boom, boom."
401
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,709
I don't know what that is,
402
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,792
so I brought some sweats
and an apple, just in case.
403
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,041
OK, I talked to Travis,
404
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,834
and I tried to take off
my mom goggles.
405
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,667
Business whiz, or mega nerd?
406
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,917
It took everything I could do
407
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,458
not to give him
a super wedgie.
408
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:14,625
Laurie, I'm so sorry
409
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,667
I encouraged this terrible idea.
410
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:17,959
It's OK, honey.
411
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,792
It just shows
how much you care, you know?
412
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,417
And I get it now.
413
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,166
Just this morning,
I was changing baby Bobby,
414
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,792
and he caught me with a laser
of pee right between the eyes,
415
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,083
and all I could think was,
416
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,625
"That's amazing aim, little guy."
417
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:32,041
He's so talented!
418
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,917
Oh, wait.
Do I have grandma goggles?
419
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,083
You have lots
of different goggles, Jules.
420
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,917
But I love you for 'em.
421
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,583
Kids, you're gonna hit the last note
of "Twinkle, Twinkle,"
422
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,875
and then... kapow...
Right into "Buns."
423
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,875
Hot-cross your own buns.
424
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,250
My class has a jam to pump.
425
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,166
- You guys with me?
- Yeah!
426
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,041
That guy is wack.
427
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,917
Tiny eyes! Tiny eyes! Tiny eyes!
428
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,125
I think revenge
429
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:02,500
is a dish best served flaming.
430
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,542
Why did you do that?
It was such a cool line.
431
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,375
The other day, you mentioned
your Saint Bernards.
432
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,667
You had two, I believe.
What were their names?
433
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,291
I don't think we ever
got around to naming them.
434
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,000
Dusty and Bear?
435
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,959
I thought Dustybear Financial
had an odd ring to it.
436
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,625
You made it up.
Roger didn't get me fired.
437
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,375
And he didn't derail
my mayorship.
438
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,542
I did, by being a sucky mayor.
439
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,166
The jig is up, sweetheart.
440
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,041
You baited me
with an old newspaper,
441
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,458
cooked up this plan,
442
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,667
then ran me around
on a wild-goose chase.
443
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,000
- Why?
- You were so down,
444
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,917
and I... I wanted to get
that spark back.
445
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,291
What better way than blowing up
someone's office?
446
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,875
But does it spoil
all the fun we had
447
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,458
to know I made it all up?
448
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,458
The fact that you made
all this up for me
449
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,959
is so much better
than any revenge.
450
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,667
Boom.
451
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:53,959
Listen up.
452
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,458
So, Roger didn't fire you...
But he is a total D-bag.
453
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,125
Yeah, tremendous D-bag.
454
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,500
Shall we?
455
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,166
Let's! come on.
456
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,500
Hey! Laurie, Mom! I want
to show you guys something.
457
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:07,875
I had an idea.
458
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,917
Actually, something mom said
gave me an idea.
459
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,917
So, I took the van to...
Here, just come with me.
460
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,709
Meet the Winebulance.
461
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,375
So, you're out of wine,
462
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,917
but you don't want to
go to the store,
463
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,417
so you call Gulfhaven's
only mobile wine bar.
464
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,000
What do you think?
465
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,333
This is the greatest idea ever!
466
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,000
Or the worst. Laurie?
467
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:35,000
I think it's great.
No, really, Travis.
468
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,583
I... actually,
I think it's brilliant.
469
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:40,417
Oh, hey. Here, take a flier.
470
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,583
I knew Travis was a genius!
471
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,709
God, you know what?
I have to say, "you were right."
472
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,875
And you can really tell
he's been working out.
473
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,250
Uh, you can't. He hasn't.
474
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,041
I mean...
475
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,917
And next up, please welcome
476
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,750
Ms. Corsino's first-grade class.
477
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,000
♪ Everybody, dance now ♪
478
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,834
♪ Here is the dome ♪
479
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,542
♪ Back with the bass ♪
480
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,291
♪ The jam is live in effect
and I don't waste ♪
481
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,417
♪ Time on the mike
with a dope rhyme ♪
482
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,625
♪ Jump to the rhythm
Jump, jump to the rhythm, jump ♪
483
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,792
♪ And I'm here to combine ♪
484
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,417
♪ Beats and lyrics
to make your shake your pants ♪
485
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,792
♪ Take a chance
Come on and dance ♪
486
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,208
♪ Guys, grab a girl
Don't wait, make her twirl ♪
487
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,375
♪ It's your world,
and I'm just a squirrel ♪
488
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,583
♪ Trying to get a nut
to move your butt ♪
489
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,583
♪ To the dance floor
so, yo, what's up? ♪
490
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,542
♪ Hands in the air
Come on and say, yeah ♪
491
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,250
♪ Everybody over here
Everybody over there ♪
492
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,458
♪ The crowd is live
as I pursue this groove ♪
493
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,250
♪ Party people in the house ♪
494
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,959
♪ Everybody, dance now ♪
495
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,041
Ho!
496
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,041
- Let's leave before he sees us.
- Yeah. Good idea.
497
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,166
Thank you for helping me
498
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,250
through a very strange time
in my life.
499
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:14,834
If this was all fake,
500
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:16,542
how come you have
an illegal-fireworks guy?
501
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,250
I'm a stay-at-home mom
with a full-time nanny.
502
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,458
I get up to stuff.
503
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,917
{\an8}And what goes well
with an L.A. face?
504
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,208
{\an8}It's an Oakland booty.
505
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,500
{\an8}Jump around.
506
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,458
{\an8}Jump around. Jump around.
507
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:35,542
{\an8}Jump around... now stop!
508
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,667
{\an8}Oh, yeah.
509
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,333
{\an8}Let's do this! Whoo!
510
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,041
{\an8}OK, and by a show of hands,
511
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,959
{\an8}who's down with the East Coast,
512
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,625
{\an8}and who's down
with the West Coast?
513
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:50,959
{\an8}All the way around!
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