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Hey, Bobby. You know how I tell you
not to feed the seagulls out back?
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That's why.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, the seagull population
in this town has exploded.
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- They're everywhere. As mayor...
- Oh!
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- Mmm.
- Ugh!
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God.
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What are you doing?
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Ever since you became mayor,
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you seem to really enjoy
saying, "As mayor".
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So I decided, whenever you do it,
whoever touches their nose last
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has to do the crab walk.
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I don't say "As mayor" that much.
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- Oh!
- Ah!
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Get crabbin', bitch.
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God.
This is murder on my hammies.
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Hey, guys. I just saw an amazing
documentary on tort reform.
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I don't really care about pastries, Tom.
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No, no, no. Torts are a legal...
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I don't care what torts really are, so...
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Okay. You want some popcorn?
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Tom! Run!
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Run? Why would I... God! Stop!
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My God!
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Hey, guys. If you cover your eyes,
it sounds like we're at the beach.
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Beautiful.
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{\an8}- Wait...
- What the hell?
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{\an8}There's nowhere to sit. This sucks.
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{\an8}I know! My bar is full of people buying
food and drinks. I'm furious.
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{\an8}What's with that girl outside with
the huge boobs, jumping rope?
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{\an8}Floppin' her boobies around.
Flippity, floppity, flippity, floppity...
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{\an8}Wow!
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{\an8}How did you get so good at lying?
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{\an8}There's no shortcut.
It's practise, practise, practise.
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{\an8}All these guys play in an adult
dodgeball league. How cool is that?
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{\an8}- Zero.
- Donald Trump.
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{\an8}That means not cool at all.
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{\an8}I wish we did more fun stuff.
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{\an8}Well, we do so much fun stuff.
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{\an8}Remember, last weekend,
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{\an8}when we got in the pool
and we drank wine?
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{\an8}- How cool was that?
- Ted Danson.
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{\an8}What? Ted Danson's not cool?
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{\an8}He's the judge on that new dance show
called Can't Stop Danson.
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{\an8}No, he's not,
'cause that show doesn't exist.
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{\an8}I'll just join the dodgeball league
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{\an8}for lonely men whose wives won't do
stuff to make them happy.
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{\an8}Fine. Sign us all up.
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{\an8}Hey, buddy! What's up?
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{\an8}"What's up?" We were supposed
to meet at the boat for Penny Can.
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
I was surfing with my buddy Riggs.
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{\an8}Riggs?
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{\an8}Man, look at all these gulls.
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{\an8}I haven't seen this many
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{\an8}since the Coast Guard had to explode
that beached whale.
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{\an8}That was the saddest,
most awesome thing I've ever seen.
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{\an8}You like Riggs more than me?
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{\an8}How can I say this?
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{\an8}Even if Riggs turned out to be Batman,
I'd like you better.
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{\an8}Thanks.
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{\an8}You know, as mayor, I'm pretty close
to being this town's Batman... Damn it.
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{\an8}Get down, son. Yeah! Yeah!
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{\an8}- You're out.
- Stop practising dodgeball on me.
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{\an8}You suck.
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{\an8}Time for family dinner.
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{\an8}Uh, if it's family then why is she here?
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{\an8}What am I supposed to do,
eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
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Nice cleavage.
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- I did it for Jules.
- Love it.
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You know the drill. Family prayer
before family food. Hands.
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Okay. Dear Lord, thank you
so much for our friends, and our family.
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Thank you for this wonderful food and...
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- What was that?
- Hmm? Nothing.
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He was all, like...
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Why?
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You throw food at me, you pay the price.
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Bring it.
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I'm gonna let that one go.
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Do you have a problem
with the family prayer?
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No. I mean,
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I don't love holding hands with
Mr Sweaty Palms or Lady Lizard Skin...
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Ow!
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I don't know,
I guess I just find it a little...
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What word won't offend you? Silly?
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All right.
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Dinner's over.
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Not for you two.
You can eat in the other room.
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He bailed on me for Riggs, too.
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He tried to tell me they spent two hours
having a burping contest.
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Best of three, ten-minute quarters,
pig Latin tie-breaker...
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It could happen.
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Hey, fellas. Sorry I'm late.
I was playing cards with my buddy...
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- Riggs.
- Yeah?
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Guys, meet Riggs.
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But you're a girl.
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Either my pecker
fell off, or you're right.
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How come when
you're hanging out with Jules
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you always look so sexy
and put-together,
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but when you're hanging around here,
you look so...
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Careful...
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Pretty in a different way?
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I wanna be comfy when I'm at home.
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That's my cracker pocket.
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Those sweatpants are hideous.
Can't you be comfy and sexy?
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I'm just gonna go down
to the make-believe store,
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'cause the comfy-sexy clothes
are right next to the condoms
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that are actually for her pleasure.
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I'm on my way.
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I can't believe you'd mock my prayer.
I mean, my cooking? Sure.
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The way I use my finger to get food
out of the back of my teeth,
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and then use that same finger
to stir the gravy? Mock away.
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I'm really sorry.
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Do you even listen
to what I'm saying when I do the prayer?
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I hear you start, and then I snap
back when you say, "Amen."
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What about the middle?
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Well, that's my time.
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I can still be mad while you rub my feet.
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I thought we had the same ideas
on faith.
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What do you believe in?
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I would say I don't believe in anything.
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God, if he's wrong, give me a sign.
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Too late. You have to say that
before the giant bird flies in.
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All right, welcome to dodgeball practise.
Any questions?
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Ellie, what do you got?
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Did you and Jules solve
your religious crisis?
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We got sidetracked trying to shoo
a giant bird out of the house.
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He lives with us now.
I named him Mr Beakington.
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We also decided that she can't be mad
at me for what I believe in.
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Any other questions?
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How come sometimes I can see
the moon when it's daytime?
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The rules are easy.
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If you hit someone, they're out.
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But you can't hit them
above the shoulders.
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So if someone throws a ball
and it hits you in the face...
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Correct. That person, which in this
case is me, would be out.
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Right in the puss!
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When you throw it, give it a little heat.
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Oh!
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Oh, man! Right in the snack basket.
Is that legal?
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Surprisingly, yes. I guess you're
still angry about the prayer thing.
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Yep. Any believers, help me out.
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Ow!
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So, how did you guys meet?
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I was surfing and I dropped in on her.
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As is custom, I came out of the water
to a punch in the face.
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Mmm, I should not have popped you.
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It did not set a good example for
the kids in the surf club I was teaching.
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I'm gonna get the next round.
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You got yourself a doppelgänger.
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Sorry, is it peeking out
of my shorts again?
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Not a word for penis.
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You two are twins.
She even wears the same flip-flops!
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Those are mine. She lost hers
doing Karate Kidcrane kicks off a pier.
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Well, I think we all know
what the next question is.
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Is Pat Morita dead?
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Or, when are you asking her out?
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Riggs is my buddy.
She's practically a dude.
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I mean, she does have an okay set
of doppelgängers.
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- No.
- What?
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- Little bit.
- Oh!
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Are you dressing like that in public
now to punish me?
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Oh! You noticed.
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Hold my hand, so if I put my hoodie up,
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it'll look like you're
walking with a dude.
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Wardrobe punishment? Please.
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If you really want to get back at a man,
scare him with a pregnancy test.
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I've got a whole box
of old positives at my house.
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- You're an American treasure.
- Well, thank you.
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Why am I a bad guy for wanting my
hot, sexy wife to show it off a little?
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I mean, look at that girl. Very classy.
But those jeans are perfect.
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Wow, she's got a rockin' butt. Damn!
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Oh! No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, she's just a kid.
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From the back, she looks 25,
but from the front she's 14.
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She's a 25-14.
25-14. Oh, I feel sick.
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Just this once, let it go.
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I totally think
she'd give you her number.
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You know, if her mom gave her a cell
phone for emergencies or something.
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Come on.
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- What? What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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I can't believe
you don't believe in anything.
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I mean, even Mr Beakington believes
in a wind god of some kind.
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Where is that gross bird?
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Sort of took over upstairs.
That's why we're sleeping down here.
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Look, I'm glad
you have something to believe in,
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but I see the world as a place
where things just happen.
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Okay. We're gonna find you some faith
and jam it down your throat.
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Seems like a healthy approach.
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Are we really having a group discussion
about spirituality?
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Last Saturday,
we spent the night debating
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who would win a fight
between cartoon characters.
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There's no debate. Bugs is too crafty!
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Grape Ape is 40 feet tall!
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Listen, Andy and I are religious,
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but I am New England Catholic
and he is Latin America Catholic.
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So I pray, and when his family wants
to talk to God, they sacrifice a chicken.
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My grandmother killed
that chicken for dinner.
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She was speaking in tongues.
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She was speaking Spanish!
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You know, I've actually been
experimenting at school.
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I totally called that!
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What's his name? Is he cute?
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I meant with religion.
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Oh, man. I was excited to show you
how cool I'd be about it.
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My first stepdad was Jewish,
which is why I don't drive on Shabbat.
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But stepdads two through five
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were Methodist, Buddhist, Quaker
and Snake Charmer,
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so, religiously, I'm like one of those
fountain drinks
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that you just put a splash of every soda
in until your cup is full.
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Mmm, I find your belief system delicious.
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This has been very helpful.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna say something
to that little hussy
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who's been wagging her ass
around for Andy.
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Her? She's a kid.
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She knows what she's doing.
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She is flaunting it, waiting for
some wealthy guy to take her
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on a shopping spree at Claire's.
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Okay, here she comes.
I'm gonna push her in the fountain.
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She's, like, 14.
When I was 14, I barely...
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No, scratch that.
I was actually living with a guy.
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But look at her.
You're gonna look like a psycho.
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Maybe you're right. Hello.
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Hi.
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See? I told you.
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Enjoy the view. Your husband did.
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Damn! She's got game.
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- Ooh!
- Ow!
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Those two are idiots.
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I mean, neither one can see
how great they are for each other.
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I always thought that
if I could be Bobby's perfect woman,
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which is totally cost-prohibitive,
I would be like her.
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Well, I'm glad it's only
the money holding you back.
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Look, we just gotta get him to stop
thinking of Riggs as a drinking buddy,
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and start seeing her as a woman.
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Oh, my God, please say "makeover".
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What's up, guys?
238
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We want you to meet the new Riggs.
239
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,000
- Okay, come on, Riggs.
- Come on, Riggs! Don't be shy.
240
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:27,166
That is hilarious!
That's like putting sunglasses on a dog!
241
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,709
I know, right?
242
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,875
- You guys. Bye.
- I love it.
243
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,458
It always works in movies.
244
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:41,291
There is no way that you could look out
at all of this beauty
245
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,041
and not believe
in some kind of higher power.
246
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,125
Yeah, but,
what's up with all the seagulls?
247
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,792
They seem really focused on us.
248
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,667
I don't know.
249
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,083
Are you crazy? You have crackers?
250
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,000
Yeah, I borrowed this jacket from Ellie.
251
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,458
- Well, get rid of 'em.
- Oh. Okay.
252
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,917
- Oh, no.
- Go, Jules, go! Tom Cruise run!
253
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:07,625
Go, Jules, go! Go! Go!
254
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,458
Tom Cruise run!
255
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,834
No! Get away!
256
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,166
Take it easy, take it easy.
It's just Big Lou.
257
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,291
Every time I close my eyes,
I just see them everywhere.
258
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,041
Nope, no floor-bed for you.
259
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,250
You can hang out upstairs with Mr B.
260
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,125
You know, he pretends he wasn't
involved in the attack,
261
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,917
but I saw Ellie's sweatshirt
in the nest he was building.
262
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,625
Why are you mad at me?
263
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,750
Don't tell me
you're still on this faith thing.
264
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:43,041
Look, I'm sorry I can't just magically
start believing whatever you do.
265
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:47,208
Do you think that I signed up
for dodgeball because I wanted to?
266
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,709
You know what my worst nightmare is?
267
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,542
Is it being attacked
by a thousand birds?
268
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,458
You know what
my other worst nightmare is?
269
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,333
Being hit in the face by balls.
270
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,917
No, no. Still too soon.
271
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,917
I don't expect you
to suddenly believe what I do.
272
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:10,792
But if we're really partners,
and something's important to me,
273
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,417
shouldn't you at least be open to it?
274
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,000
Riggs looked awesome.
Why'd you laugh?
275
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,583
I always laugh at dudes in dresses.
It's a staple of British comedy.
276
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,667
But don't you see how cute she is?
277
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,792
Especially after I realised that,
makeup-wise, she's an autumn.
278
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,792
I don't really know what's going on here,
but I think Riggs is awesome.
279
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:40,709
I just don't have the urge to bump
doppelgängers with her. We're buds.
280
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,875
But wouldn't it be great
to date a buddy?
281
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,917
Maybe that's why your relationships
haven't worked out lately.
282
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,208
You've never dated a girl
you were friends with first.
283
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:53,166
Finding a girl who just wants to get
naked and hook up, that's awesome.
284
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,333
Yes!
285
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:55,834
You right, you right!
286
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,250
Still, finding a girl you can talk
to for hours and not stop laughing?
287
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,166
Somebody who already cares enough
to take a bullet for you?
288
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,000
That's tough to come by.
289
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:07,750
Hmm.
290
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,291
Wait. What am I doing again?
291
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,875
You're backup in case
we need to throw a beat-down
292
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,583
- on this girl and her friends.
- What?
293
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,625
Can we switch places?
My girl looks like a brawler.
294
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,125
What do you want?
295
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,458
Nothin'. I'm just standing here.
296
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,542
You got a problem?
297
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,709
I don't know. You got a problem?
298
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:44,458
Hi, I'm Mrs Cobb. You're really cute.
299
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,375
- Pfft!
- Pfft!
300
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,625
Oh, that is it! It is on, ladies!
301
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:50,834
Mom!
302
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:59,166
That was the sternest talking-to
I've received in quite some time.
303
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,041
She's a good mom.
304
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,750
When she said she was disappointed
in us, I really felt it.
305
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,750
I can't compete
with a 14-year-old's butt.
306
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,458
I can only hope that, when she's 20,
an unwanted pregnancy will destroy it.
307
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,375
What is this really about?
308
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:17,583
Well, in all the years I've known Andy,
he's never looked at anyone but me.
309
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:21,291
Have you seen yourself recently?
310
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:26,417
You're dressing like a lady who would
do stuff for just a little bit of crack.
311
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,917
Laurie!
312
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,709
She's right, sweetie.
313
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:35,250
Andy worships the ground you walk on,
but you gotta try a little!
314
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,375
What is this lined with? Crackers?
315
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,792
Since we've only practised once,
I have to ask.
316
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,125
Has anyone ever died here
playing dodgeball?
317
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,375
Just once, but not in a game.
The roof collapsed.
318
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:53,458
They fixed it.
319
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:57,583
My brother-in-law worked on the new
roof, and he's a complete idiot.
320
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,834
All right! Let's kick some ass!
321
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,542
There you go.
322
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:13,000
This is so Trump, you guys.
323
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,709
Everyone ready?
324
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,959
Will you give me one sec?
325
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,125
Is that for me?
326
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,542
Enjoy the view.
327
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:57,709
On my whistle.
328
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,500
Out!
329
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,500
I hate this! I hate this!
330
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,250
- Out!
- Aah!
331
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,583
Oh!
332
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,875
Out!
333
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,458
God! I hate this.
334
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,917
No!
335
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:51,000
Riggs. You took that for me.
336
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,583
What's your first name?
337
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,208
Lisa.
338
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,166
Stop it! No!
339
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,417
It was worth it.
340
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,417
Dude.
341
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:12,542
That was so sweet. Hate this! I hate it!
342
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,125
All right, Jules. You can do this.
343
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,542
I can't. Ah!
344
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,625
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Grab a hand. Grab a hand.
345
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:19,792
No!
346
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,583
Close your eyes and say a prayer
for Jules. Come on.
347
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,083
Okay.
348
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,959
Aw.
349
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,417
Ow!
350
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,166
Ooh, ooh, ooh! That was a head shot!
He's out! That guy's out.
351
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,959
Great job, Jules!
352
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,166
What? My ears are ringing.
353
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,208
Ow!
354
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,750
Head shot! He's out!
355
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,667
Get out!
356
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,458
Mr Beakington, you came.
357
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,792
That's it! A head shot! We win! We win!
358
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,750
When your eyes were closed
and you were praying,
359
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,333
what was in your head?
360
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,834
I was thinking good thoughts for you.
361
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,417
I figured that could be
my version of prayer, you know?
362
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,417
I like that.
363
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,417
Good night.
364
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,625
Oh.
365
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,792
Damn birds.
366
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,375
{\an8}Glad the seagulls are finally gone.
367
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,500
{\an8}Yeah. The city council didn't consult
me on their decision
368
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,792
{\an8}to introduce starving falcons
into the Gulfhaven airspace,
369
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,792
{\an8}but, as mayor, I... What's going on?
370
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,625
{\an8}I changed the rules.
Had Laurie send a tweet out.
371
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,917
{\an8}Thank you, everyone, for participating!
372
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,750
{\an8}Come on!
373
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,875
{\an8}I also added this
when you say, "Come on!"
374
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,542
{\an8}Come on!
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