All language subtitles for Connie and Floyd xxx

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Look at the dress you have on it.

Hey,

you know what?

I think you're kind of nice.

What do you think you're doing now? You
just got in my car. I just picked you

up. What do you think you're going to
do?

What do you want to do, Alex?

Let us have a wreck or something?

You're some hot lady.

I hope you don't mind I followed him.

Are you a mall?

Shit! I'm about as much a mall as you
are a mall buzzer. Shit! I thought I got

picked up by a hemp, not a moldy fig.

Ain't nobody calling me a moldy fig.

Fuck, I picked you up because you look
good.

You're a real queen, but I didn't figure
on a wise ass.

Hey, let go. You're hurting me. Come on.
Come on, I'm sorry. You're a real

alligator, okay?

Well...

All right.

Hey, baby, we're going to stop at the
next joint that I see because I want to

show you something.

Yeah?

You can't go in. It's dangerous.

Yeah, I can.

Well, come on.

How much?

Two cents, that's all.

How much in there? What?

In the fucking cash register, you dummy.
What do you mean?

Listen, Gramps, get over there quietly.
Come on, take all the money out. Give it

to me.

Uh, have a heart. I ain't got much.

Hey, doll, you want anything else?

Huh? Take anything you like. Go ahead.

We didn't aim very far enough.

You see that old building leading up?
That was too much.

Come on, right on up the hill. We didn't
aim very far. Come on.

Come on, get on it and take that
picture.

Quit gibbering, woman, and smile.

All right, I got it. Come on. Now down
for a ride. Let's go on into the house.

All right.

I told you it ain't too far.

Shit, this is too much.

Yeah, it's a cozy little place.

Hey, that was too much.

Yeah, it was so much, but it was too
much. How much molar did we get from

last gig?

I don't know. Who cares?

Hey, Bill, you want a drink?

Yeah.

Put your camera down. We've been riding
and running all day.

Here,

girl.

That's enough now. Got plenty of time
for that.

And you ain't even seen the rest of the
house. Let me show you the bedroom.

All right.

Is this where we're going?

This is the place.

You know what?

I don't even know your name.

I've been here, I've been sitting
around, ride -tuning with you, sucking

you, doing everything with you.

I don't even know your name.

Well, you're quite a queen. That's what
you are.

Quite a queen.

Bang, bang.

Come on now. What's your real name?

Floyd. F -L -O -Y -D.

You're... I'm Connie.

Hi.

I love you.

You don't even know what you're getting
into.

I don't care.

Let's undress and zigzag.

Oh, hot damn.

Get undressed and zigzag.

Let me help you out here.

Still naked without my gun. I got to
wear that.

What will we do if that sheriff come up
here?

Boy, you should put it between your
ears.

Yeah, I know.

I got to hold on to it.

Yeah, you think I will?

That way you never left Indiana.

You got to take off your shoes.
Sometimes we got to run out in the

Got to get out quick.

What do you want, Sheriff?

Cutting up them pretty feet of yours.

I see your pretty little face.

Oh, you got such nice hair.

What's all that noise?

Oh, don't worry about the noise. It's
just the crop dusters over in the

Sure as long.

Yeah, well, don't let it bother you. You
hear a lot of them around here. All

they're doing is dusting the crops over
there by the farms.

As long as they don't come dusting us.

That's why I wear the gun. Ain't nobody
coming to dust us.

Yes, sir, he is sure some kind of queen.

Too much.

I figured that much out.

I mean, what I'm in for, though.

But, sugar, I'm one of them 26.

And, you know, this ain't no type of
record for a pretty little thing like

Shit, I'd rather be here than any place
I can think of.

Anyway, that high school afternoon was
really a kick. What a kill away.

Did you see that cat trying to shoot us?

Yeah, he's just a damn fool.

But you know what? As I said before,
he's shot.

We'll grab your thing if I have it.

Stairs was exact.

I'm sorry, man. I didn't know you had a
ma with you.

Shit, George. Let's have a little more
respect for the ladies. She ain't no ma.

I'm sorry, man.

Hey, ain't she that girl that was with
you when you knocked over that joint

afternoon? Shit, George. I didn't hear
about that so soon.

Oh, I heard about that. I was passing by
the place and I heard the sheriff and

his deputy. They was talking about it.

Oh, well, enough of that. Come on. Let's
have a jig, man. Come on. Let's ball.

Hey, man.

You're not a moonshine.

What happened to all that stuff?

We've been partying a little, Tate.
Well, look, there's no need to worry. I

brought you some fresh moonshine, and I
brought you some fresh women, too. Come

on in, girls.

All right, then.

Oh,

aren't they good -looking babes? Look at
those sweet asses. This right here is

Big Sissy.

Hi, there.

What do you think you can do with that?

And right over here is Jane.

Jane's a good -looking chick, too.

And the young lady right back here. Come
over here.

Come on, sit on my... Come on, baby.

Get on my knees.

This is Sally.

Girls,

I want you to meet my best buddy lying
here naked in the sun, Mr. Floyd Baker.

Floyd Baker?

Oh, wow.

Well,

come on. Let's get this party on the
road. Let's start jigging.

Hey, Floyd, you want to do something?

Yeah, sure, honeybug.

Hey, Agnes, this is Connie, my new
queen.

Now let's cut the shit. Let's party.
Come on, enjoy the party, everybody.

on, let's start jigging, people.

Come on, let's jig.

Let's jig.

Here,

Connie, baby, don't be afraid.

Wow,

this is strong stuff.

What'd you say?

Blood moving.

Stuck his rat on.

Give me some sugar, son.

Don't mind me.

I just started learning how to put my
clothes on and off.

I thought you were only mine.

Listen, woman, any woman of Floyd
Baker's is not to question but to obey.

And when I lead you astray, then you
come back and you tell me about it. In

meantime, you fuck who I tell you to
fuck, and you suck who I tell you to

You understand?

What's all the problems over here?

That ain't no difference. You do what I
tell you to do.

Shit.

Need some help there?

Yeah. You don't need that fire anyway.

Yeah,

that's nice.

I need to get this thing off of here.

Here, I'll get the fire.

Right in the head and...

I haven't had this much attention since
I was a little baby.

My ma used to hold me in her arms.

Come on, don't you gotta unbutton.

Don't do it. Just be patient there,
Gilbert.

Oh, yeah.

This sure was a swell idea, George. I'm
glad you brought all these young ladies

up here. They're nice.

Yeah, aren't they?

Boy,

this one's got a hold of me.

Come on,

just move it on over now.

Give me some room, too.

Yeah.

That woman, is she your woman?

This morning she was, but I tell you, it
wasn't quite frequent.

Oh, that's good.

I never keep the same one too long.

I'd want to have some crack at Floyd
Baker.

Well, I'll give you everything you need.

How do you like being with an outlaw?

I think it's really funny.

It is.

Thank you.

to let your girlfriend get some of this?

No, she ain't getting any. No?

Oh, babe, that was just out of sight.

Oh, that was really good.

Oh, it really was.

Come on, let's go downstairs and see how
the rest of the day went.

So I was on with some more boys.

with some more moonshine.

Where is it?

Right here.

Oh, what is this?

Hey, Floyd!

Floyd, we're out of booze.

What the fuck do you want me to do about
it? Shit.

Hey, man.

You stop screwing.

Maybe we could go down to the liquor
store and get some.

Well, all right, all right, but don't be
in such a rush.

Hold off a minute.

Oh.

Come on, where's your clothes, man? Grab
your clothes. Let's get out of here.

Got my clothes over here, I think, at
least they were last time I looked.

Actually, if we're going to the liquor
store, I've got just about all I need

Come on, Floyd, let's get out of here.
We've got to get some food. What are we

going to do without you guys?

Yeah. Well, use your own imagination.

Let's do what comes natural.

Thank you.

What are they doing in there? What do
you think they're doing in their

I don't know.

If I know him, he's zigging and zagging
and shooting his nuts off.

George, are you sure you know what
you're doing?

Yeah, man.

I checked the plates out.

It's simple. It's going to be a
pushover. That wowser in there. But I'm

sure, George. It's awful close to the
house. I don't know that I like it that

well. What do you mean it's close? It's
a couple of miles away.

Well, let's cut the shit then. Let's go
ahead and get it. Come on.

Okay, Floyd. You're king, boy.

Let's cut the shit. Let's just do it.

Come on. We have to do something while
they're gone.

I want the big shit. I want

Floyd Baker.

Motherfucker, is it? Jim, go out and
look around for me. Keep your eyes open.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Motherfucker, is it? Come here, bag.

Come over here.

I'm going to let you waste your time.

Come on and suck on my doohickey a
little bit there.

I'm just going to waste no time at all.
Just get on there.

That a girl. You just sit still, girl.

Both of you.

She's to see my gun right now.

Just hang right in there, girl.

Ain't nobody in this house, Sheriff.

Jim!

Well, what's the matter? Do you look
like...

You know, just sit still there now. Just
sit still and behave.

You know what I mean? Just behave now.

Sheriff, I didn't find them. I'm
declared.

Mind your own business, boy. I'm having
a little fun.

Do you look everywhere?

Well, I look about everywhere. I did see
another stair going up, but I didn't

look. I didn't hear nobody.

Goddammit, do I got to do everything for
you? Come on.

Hold it right there.

Drop those guns. Nice and easy.

Hey, you want some ass, you're going to
get some ass. Rules, we're going to give

the sheriff the time of his life. Get
out of that.

Take it off.

Hey, you, get over here.

Floyd, you sure are big time.

Boy, the way you handle that old geezer.
I mean, you just stuck your gun right

up his ass. Did you see him turn green,
man?

Boy, that was just some kind of fun.

Sure, that was good, but, you know,
let's get the booze and go on up to the

house. You know, get some of that pussy.
Let's ball. Let's have a good time.

You're king. You're king.

Come on, King.

Yes, ma 'am

You better

stop

moving. I'm going to break this off. No,
don't do that. Hold still.

Be careful.

Hey, you like that?

Come on, let's go.

Junk in here.

What are we going to do?

I guess we'll have to dump this holly
shit.

Get the money over here somewhere.

You know what? You're crazy. And you're
a saint. And that's why I love you.

Get the money.

Did you realize any moment now that we
might get killed?

You just realized that?

You sure are strange.

Too much. I don't want to hurt you.

You really something, you know that?

Yeah.

Put that down there for your pillow.

You might need that.

It's going to get a little warm around
here.

When you get mighty high, let's just sit
down and quit the ride and do the

motor.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You're some man.

You're some woman.

I

really

cracked up. You've got to talk about
that proprietor. His eyes got big.

You're too much, girl.

fucking much.

Floyd, you can bang -bang me any time
you want.

Ooh, I'd love to bang -bang you all the
time.

But we gotta get money to eat.

We gotta some rock.

I'm Gator. I'm the good people here.