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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,137 - NOW, JOE, A PULLED PORK NEEDS TO SIMMER, 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:06,074 AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHY. 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,275 - MMM! 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,410 DAMN IT, WOMAN, WHY IS THAT SO GOOD? 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,411 - THIS IS JUST WHAT JESSICA DOES. 6 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,080 IT'S HER UNSUNG TALENT. 7 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,247 - SHE'S REALLY GOOD WITH... - WELL, I GET INTO... 8 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,248 both: A MEAT. - NO, I'M REALLY GOOD WITH 9 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,316 ANY KIND OF MEAT, IT'S TRUE. 10 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,384 - IT'S TRUE. - IT'S TRUE. 11 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,152 - WHY AREN'T YOU ALWAYS JAMMING MEATS IN MY MOUTH? 12 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,154 - OH, JOE, GROSS. - TOO FAR, JOE. 13 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,522 - YOU KNOW, 14 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,291 I THINK IT'S INTERESTING THAT ALL YOU'VE SEEN OF ME 15 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,359 THUS FAR HAS BEEN THE CRYING AND THE TAKING OF SEVEN-HOUR BATHS. 16 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,395 - YEAH, THIS IS WHAT SHE'S LIKE WHEN SHE'S FEELING GOOD. 17 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,396 - [chuckles] - WELL IF YOU FEELING GOOD 18 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,797 MEANS SWEET MEATS IN MY MOUTH, 19 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,532 THEN YOU CAN CRASH IN MY OFFICE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 20 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,134 - YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STOP TALKING 21 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,168 ABOUT MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH. 22 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,035 - OH, JESS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE RAINING. 23 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,405 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. REALLY? - YEAH. 24 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,807 * THE TEMPERATURE'S RISIN' 25 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,809 - OH, MY GOD, YOU GOT ME. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? 26 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,445 - * BAROMETER'S GETTIN' LOW - THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 27 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,547 JAKE'S: BETWEEN 2 BUNS. - * ACCORDING TO ALL SOURCES 28 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,417 - SUMMER OF '98, NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY, JOE. 29 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,851 - * THE STREET'S THE PLACE TO GO * 30 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,885 - TWO COLLEGE GIRLS, 31 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,521 SLINGING HASH AND MAKING THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE. 32 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,322 - * 'CAUSE TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME * 33 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,824 - OH, THEY CAME FOR THE BBQ, JOE. 34 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,459 BUT THEY UNDOUBTEDLY STAY FOR THOSE BUNS. 35 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,427 - * JUST ABOUT HALF PAST 10:00 36 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,863 both: * FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY * 37 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,565 * IT'S GONNA START RAINING MEN 38 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,167 - JOE, TAKE OUR PICTURE. 39 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,335 NO, NO! - * IT'S RAINING MEN 40 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,369 - LENNON, STOP SINGING. 41 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,105 LENNON, STOP, STOP SINGING. - * HALLELUJAH 42 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,173 - LENNON, STOP SINGING. MY PHONE. 43 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,274 MY PHONE ACCIDENTALLY DIALED SOMEBODY IN MY BUTT. 44 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,110 - WELL, WHO DID IT CALL? - PETER. IT CALLED PETER. 45 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,545 - OH. - YOUR EX-HUSBAND? NO WAY. 46 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,480 - OKAY, OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, IT RECORDED, UM, 47 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,115 6 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS. - OKAY, WELL, WHAT DID HE HEAR 48 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,450 IN THE MESSAGE? - UM, WAIT, LENNON-- 49 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,552 - LET'S BACKTRACK, EVERYBODY BACKTRACK. 50 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,587 - WELL, YOU WERE JUST DOING * ACCORDING TO ALL SOURCES 51 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,457 - NO, NO, NO, BUT BEFORE THAT, DIDN'T I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT 52 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,192 THE CRYING AND THE TAKING OF THE BATHS? 53 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,393 - YES, BUT YOU DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT 54 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,196 THE BUTT RASH THAT YOU GOT FROM ONLY WEARING YOGA PANTS. 55 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,364 - OR WHEN YOU WERE MISTAKEN FOR A HOMELESS WOMAN 56 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,165 WHEN YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE WRAPPED IN BLANKETS. 57 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,567 - I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT, RIGHT? 58 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,468 - NO, YOU DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT. 59 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,336 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE 60 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,537 SHOW ME HOW TO PUT A LOCK ON THIS-- 61 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,239 WHY IS IT STILL RECORDING? - [screams] 62 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,607 [both screaming] 63 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,542 - JOE! [smash] 64 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,543 JOE! 65 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,612 - WHAT? I BROUGHT THE HEAT. 66 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,615 - * ALL IS NOTHING 67 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,618 * ALL IS KEEPING IT DOWN 68 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,587 [Sarah McLachlan's I Will Remember You] 69 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,189 - I GOTTA GET IN THERE, LEN, 70 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,323 SHE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR 2 1/2 HOURS. 71 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,624 - OKAY, CAN YOU CALM DOWN, PLEASE? 72 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,526 - YOU CAN'T FEED A MAN THAT MUCH PULLED PORK 73 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,927 AND DENY HIM ACCESS TO HIS OWN BATHROOM. 74 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,230 - OKAY, I NEED TO JUST GIVE HER A MINUTE 75 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,598 BECAUSE SHE HAS HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF WEEKS. 76 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,500 - YEAH, I GET IT, I GET IT. THE GUY'S A JERK-- 77 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,235 AND THE DIVORCE PAPERS AND HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON HER-- 78 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,469 - YEAH, AND THEN HE MOVED HER TO SOME STRANGE CITY 79 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,638 AND LEFT HER THERE WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR THREE LONG YEARS. 80 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,373 - I GET THAT, AND I FEEL FOR HER, 81 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,542 BUT I ALSO FEEL FOR MY ANUS. 82 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,944 - DO YOU HEAR THE KINDS OF THINGS THAT YOU SAY TO ME? 83 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:28,549 - I'M BEGGING, LENNON. 84 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:32,353 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO IN. 85 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,622 [knocking at door] [door opens] 86 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,326 HEY. CAN I COME IN? 87 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,627 - OH, HEY FRIEND. 88 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,395 - THERE'S A LOT OF CANDLES IN HERE, HUH? 89 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,697 - YEAH, REALLY JUST WANTED TO BE IN WARM WATER AND LIGHT. 90 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,266 YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 91 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,435 [music plays louder] THAT'S A LITTLE TOO LOUD. 92 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,469 - OKAY. 93 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,971 - YOU WANT TO MAYBE TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED? 94 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,506 - NOPE. 95 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,543 JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO MY LILITH FAIR DOUBLE DISC. 96 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,510 - JESSICA, DON'T. 97 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,946 JESS, HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT. 98 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,414 - YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS? 99 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,549 - YEAH. 100 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:04,618 YOUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY. - I HAD A WHOLE PLAN, LENNON. 101 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:09,957 I WAS GONNA CALL HIM UP AND SAY, "HEY, PETER, IT'S JESSICA. 102 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,394 JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'VE MOVED ON." 103 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,764 BUT INSTEAD, HEARD ME TALKING ABOUT MY ASS RASH. 104 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,532 WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, BACK. 105 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:21,269 - OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK SOAKING IN A TUB 106 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,271 FOR FIVE HOURS IS HELPING YOU EITHER. 107 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,707 [music plays louder] JESSICA, TOO LOUD! 108 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,709 NOW YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS BATHTUB 109 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,411 'CAUSE JOE NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM. 110 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,413 - HE CAN COME IN HERE, JUST TELL HIM NOT TO LOOK AT ME. 111 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,581 - OKAY, WELL THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK, 112 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,682 SO I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT OF THE TUB, 113 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,983 WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, 114 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,451 AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO RAV'S BAR, OKAY? 115 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,019 - I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS TUB. 116 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,388 - YES, YOU ARE. - NO. 117 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,689 - YES, MA'AM, YOU ARE. - NO, I WON'T. 118 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,591 - ABSOLUTELY, YOU ARE. - NO, I WILL NOT BE GETTING 119 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,025 OUT OF THIS TUB! - COME ON. 120 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,727 - NO! JOE! SHE IS DROWNING ME! - NO, STOP, I'VE HAD IT. 121 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,761 - SHOULD I COME IN? 122 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,596 - NO. - JOE, PLEASE! 123 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,264 - I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT SEE TEE-TAS. 124 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,465 - NO! - JOE! 125 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:52,533 I AM BEGGING YOU! - SHOULD I COME IN? 126 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,735 - JOE, DO NOT COME IN HERE! - JOE, COME IN HERE! 127 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,737 [both yelling] - I'M COMING IN, I'M COMING IN. 128 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,640 [both screaming] 129 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,475 - THIS IS MORE SAD THAN HOT. 130 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,644 - GET OFF OF-- - I CAN'T! 131 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,713 - YOU'RE CRUSHING MY VAGIN-- GET OFF! 132 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,317 - AAH! 133 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,320 [Sarah McLachlan's I Will Remember You] 134 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,354 * 135 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,588 - SO JOE AND I HAD AN IDEA... 136 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,590 - OH, GOD. - ABOUT HOW TO MAKE HER 137 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,626 FEEL BETTER. JOE, EXHIBIT "A," PLEASE. 138 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,794 - DUDE, YOU GOTTA TASTE SOME OF THIS PORK. 139 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,364 - I'M NOT GONNA EAT LOOSE MEAT FROM YOUR BACK POCKET. 140 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,432 - WHY NOT? WHAT'S IN YOUR BACK POCKET? 141 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:28,502 JERKY? A LOOSE NUT? I'LL EAT IT. 142 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,503 - MMM. - YES. 143 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,638 JESS MADE THAT LAST NIGHT. 144 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,573 AND I WAS THINKING, 145 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,774 WHAT IF WE HAD HER DO, LIKE, A PORK DINNER OR SOMETHING 146 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,809 AT YOUR BAR? - AT MY BAR? 147 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,511 - YEAH, JUST SO SHE CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF. 148 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,579 - LENNON, I--I-- - COME ON, SHE WOULD JUST BE 149 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,749 IN YOUR KITCHEN FOR ONE NIGHT, THAT IS IT, I PROMISE. 150 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,051 - [sighs] 151 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,386 FINE. - AWESOME. 152 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,620 - BUT JUST THE ONE NIGHT. - OKAY. 153 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,822 SO WE JUST NEED YOU TO GO OVER THERE REAL QUICK AND ASK HER. 154 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,391 THANK YOU. - WHY DO I HAVE TO GO ASK HER? 155 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,493 - 'CAUSE SHE NEEDS TO FEEL LIKE SHE'S HELPING YOU. 156 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,495 YOU KNOW SHE CAN'T RESIST GETTING SOMEBODY OUT OF A JAM. 157 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,497 - I'M NOT IN A JAM. - WELL, THEN MAKE A JAM UP. 158 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,666 JUST TELL HER THERE'S SOME, LIKE, REVIEWER COMING, 159 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,701 AND THAT YOU NEED TO NOT HAVE YOUR USUAL CRAPPY FOOD. 160 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,537 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - RAV, PLEASE. 161 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,674 I NEED MY BATHROOM BACK. 162 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,678 - [quietly] YES. 163 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,845 - HEY, BUDDY. - HEY. 164 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,581 - YOU'RE FOGGING UP MY JUKEBOX. 165 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,817 - OH. GLASS JUST FEELS REAL REFRESHING ON MY SKIN. 166 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,618 I SOAKED FOR A WHILE. 167 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,587 I THINK IT RAISED MY TEMPERATURE. 168 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,089 - YEAH, I'M HAVING A BIT OF A ROUGH NIGHT MYSELF. 169 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,726 - YEAH? HARD TO SEE YOUR FRIEND SO DOWN? 170 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,428 - WELL, THAT, YEAH. - YEAH. 171 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,862 - BUT ALSO I'M JUST DEALING WITH A BIT OF A TOUGH SITUATION, 172 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,732 YOU KNOW, HERE IN MY BAR. - WHAT SITUATION? 173 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,735 - TOMORROW NIGHT THIS FOOD REVIEWER'S COMING IN, 174 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,104 AND MY CHEF JOJO JUST QUIT. 175 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,773 - WHAT? WHEN? - JUST MINUTES AGO. 176 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,442 SO I'M LEFT WITH THE FELIPES, 177 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,612 WHO ARE STRONG WITH PREPPING BUT NOT WITH ACTUAL COOKING. 178 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,846 - I MEAN, YOUR FOOD WASN'T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH, 179 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:46,847 LET'S BE HONEST. 180 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,115 - YEAH, LET'S BE HONEST. 181 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,584 LET'S JUST REALLY GET HONEST RIGHT NOW. 182 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,421 - RAV, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? IS THERE--CAN I HELP? 183 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,922 - NO, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 184 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:58,659 - WHY? I--I MADE A GREAT PULLED PORK LAST NIGHT, JUST ASK JOE. 185 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,761 I COULD DO THAT AT YOUR BAR EASY. DONE AND DONE. 186 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,863 - YOU'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH ON YOUR PLATE. 187 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:08,135 - RAV, PLEASE. THIS IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 188 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,503 - ALL RIGHT. 189 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,839 - YES! OKAY. I'M GONNA GO TALK TO THE GUYS. 190 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,574 DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 191 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,775 - I'M NOT WORRIED. 192 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,944 - [squeals] 193 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,480 DON'T WORRY, I GOT YOUR BACK, BUDDY. 194 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:20,614 FELIPES! 195 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,717 - I HATE YOU GUYS. - YEAH. 196 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,718 - HURRY UP, SHE'S GETTING RESTLESS. 197 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,620 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE NEED HER OPINION. 198 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:27,821 - BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL BE HONEST WITH ME. 199 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,156 YOU GUYS JUST TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 200 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,458 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 201 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,860 - LAST WEEK YOU TOLD ME I COULD BE A PROFESSIONAL BACKUP SINGER. 202 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,562 - WELL, YOU'VE GOT THE PIPES FOR IT, DON'T YOU? 203 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:40,534 - JOE, TAKE IT OUT. 204 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,936 - M'LADY. - THANK YOU, JOSEPH. 205 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,905 - SO, Q, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TASTE-- 206 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,541 - WHAT'S IN THIS SAUCE? 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE. 207 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,743 - OH, OKAY, THERE'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF RED WINE VINEGAR-- 208 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,945 - RED WINE? I'M 9 1/2! 209 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,947 - OKAY, JUST EAT THE SANDWICH. 210 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,850 - MINUS TWO POINTS FOR ATTITUDE AND PRESENTATION. 211 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,185 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE PLATE LOOKS PERFECT. 212 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,953 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PLATE. 213 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,188 I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS. 214 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:06,426 - COULD YOU PLEASE EAT THE SANDWICH? 215 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,839 - IT'S REALLY GOOD. - REALLY? 216 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,641 OKAY, WELL, WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT? 217 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,842 - MORE OF IT. 218 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,843 - WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BABY SLIDERS. 219 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,478 - THAT'S DUMB! 220 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,847 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TO MCDONALD'S ON THE WAY HOME. 221 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,782 - OKAY, BUT, Q, BE HONEST. YOU REALLY LIKE IT? 222 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,652 - OH, MY GOD. TAKE A COMPLIMENT. 223 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,220 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME 224 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,855 TO SAY POSITIVE THINGS TO YOU? 225 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,490 I DO NOT LIKE YOU! 226 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,591 - OKAY. 227 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,959 - [sighs] NOW I'VE LOST MY APPETITE. 228 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,828 CAN I TAKE THIS TO GO? 229 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,498 - YES, YOU MAY. JOE, TO GO BOX, PLEASE? 230 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,500 - I DO NOT LIKE YOU. - I KNOW YOU DON'T. 231 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,236 - I PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON LEROI LEBALLER'S WEBSITE. 232 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,838 - OH, YEAH? WHO'S LEROI LEBALLER? 233 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,573 - A REVIEWER. 234 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,642 HE CALLS IT "BRAWLING AND PUB CRAWLING WITH LEROI LEBALLER." 235 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,909 - OKAY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING A WEBSITE 236 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,611 FOR A GUY THAT DOESN'T EXIST? 237 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,879 - IT'S WHERE HE PUTS ALL THE REVIEWS. 238 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:02,516 HE REALLY RIPPED BATALI A NEW ONE FOR HIS EATERY DEL POSTO. 239 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:03,851 - CAN YOU GO GET THE REST OF THE TRASH, PLEASE? 240 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:08,255 - YEAH. - [chuckles] 241 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,257 - HEY, LEN. - YEAH. 242 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,324 PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 243 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,894 - I'VE BEEN RINGING YOUR BUZZER FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. 244 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,864 - YEAH, IT'S BROKEN. - LOOK, IS JESSICA UPSTAIRS? 245 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,665 I'M ONLY IN TOWN FOR THE NIGHT, 246 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,866 AND I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HER. 247 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:19,733 - WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 248 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,970 YOU NEED A KIDNEY OR SOMETHING, MAN? 249 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,573 - LOOK, I GET IT, ALL RIGHT? YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 250 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,807 BUT COULD YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME INSIDE, 251 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,975 SO I COULD TALK TO MY WIFE? 252 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,543 - YOUR WIFE? 253 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,844 'CAUSE THAT'S-- OH, MAN, THAT'S WEIRD. 254 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,980 I REMEMBER YOU SENDING HER DIVORCE PAPERS 255 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,783 RIGHT AFTER YOU CHEATED ON HER. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? 256 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,818 - LEN, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. 257 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,753 - OKAY, SO YOU JUST SHOW UP ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, 258 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,321 AND YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER? 259 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,489 YOU DON'T THINK I SEE RIGHT THROUGH THIS THING? 260 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,891 - THERE'S NO NEED TO RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, ALL RIGHT? 261 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:44,758 - SHE'S FINALLY FEELING HAPPY... 262 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,693 - WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS. 263 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:46,493 - AND YOU ARE GONNA MESS EVERYTHING UP! 264 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,897 - OH, REALLY? FOR WHO? HER OR YOU? 265 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,632 - OKAY, GET OUT-- GET OFF MY STREET. 266 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,634 - YOUR STREET? - GET OFF MY STREET, PETER! 267 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,635 - OKAY, I'LL GET OFF YOUR STREET. 268 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,803 - GET OUT OF HERE. 269 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,004 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU'RE SELLING. 270 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,872 OKAY, I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. 271 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,108 NOW GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE! 272 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,643 GET--YOU GET! 273 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:05,312 - GET OUT OF HERE, BUDDY! 274 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,614 WHO WAS THAT? 275 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,981 - THAT WAS PETER. 276 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,617 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M FINE. 277 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:18,759 WE'RE JUST NEVER TELLING JESS ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 278 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,694 ARE THOSE LEMON LEAVES? - YEAH, LEMON LEAVES. 279 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:21,829 - HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 280 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,597 THIS SMELLS--T SMELLS FRESH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 281 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,665 - YEAH, IN HERE? FRAGRANT? 282 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,033 - YEAH, AS WELL AS LOOKING GOOD. 283 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,668 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MARK BUFFALO? 284 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,637 - OH, WE'RE JUST PUTTING A FESTIVE GARLAND ON HIM. 285 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,871 DRIED BERRIES AND SUCH. - YEAH. 286 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,873 - OKAY, I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST KEEPING THIS ALL IN THE KITCHEN. 287 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,874 - OKAY. UM, OH. 288 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,243 - WHA--WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 289 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:39,312 WHAT ARE ALL THESE FRUITS AND DOILIES DOING HERE? 290 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,381 - WE JUST WANT THE PLACE TO LOOK FRESH AND CLEAN. 291 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,350 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK DIRTY. THAT'S THE POINT. 292 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,618 - OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING FOR 293 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,621 A WHOLE "LET'S HAVE MUSTACHES AND DRINK CRAFT BEER" AESTHETIC, 294 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,756 AND I LOVE THAT. 295 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,659 BUT TONIGHT PEOPLE WILL BE JUDGING YOU ON YOUR FOOD, 296 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,327 AND WE EAT WITH OUR EYES AS WELL AS OUR MOUTHS. 297 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,730 - EVERYTHING IN THIS BAR I HAVE DONE FOR A REASON. 298 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:57,865 - I UNDERSTAND. - THIS IS ALL RECLAIMED WOOD. 299 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,767 - I KNOW, BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE 300 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,835 THAT COME HERE ARE OLD MEN WITH ONE TOOTH. 301 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,071 SORRY, HAWK. 302 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,373 - YOU DID ASK FOR HER HELP. 303 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,075 JUST WANNA POINT THAT OUT. 304 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,779 - HEY, BUDDY. CHANGE IS HARD. 305 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,747 BUT IT'S ALSO WHAT HELPS US BLOOM. 306 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:23,090 [The Black Keys' Tighten Up] 307 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,659 - OH, HEY, DOUG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 308 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,394 - JOE SAID TO SAY THAT MY NAME IS LEROI LEBALLER, 309 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,996 AND I'M A FOOD BLOGGER? I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,430 - WHAT? 311 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,832 - YEAH, HE GAVE ME A DOSSIER WITH LEROI'S BACKGROUND, 312 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,300 BUT MY MOM NEEDED ME TO GO TO THE PHARMACY, 313 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,768 SO I ONLY GOT THROUGH, LIKE, HALF OF IT. 314 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,369 - OKAY, I NEED YOU TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. 315 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,739 - OKAY. 316 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:42,042 - [whispering] SIT DOWN. 317 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,877 JOE, WHY IS YOUR WEIRDEST FRIEND DOUG HERE, 318 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,713 SAYING HE'S LEROI LEBALLER? 319 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,681 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA ASK WHY HE'S WEARING A FEDORA. 320 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,049 AND MY ANSWER WAS GONNA BE, "BECAUSE LEROI LEBALLER 321 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,818 HAS LONG BEEN A FAN OF OLD HOLLYWOOD." 322 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,986 - JOE, WE'RE KEEPING THIS-- - GUYS. 323 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,723 I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. - YOU DO? 324 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,791 - YEAH. I KNOW WHO THE REVIEWER IS. 325 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,827 IT'S THE WEIRD GUY IN THE FEDORA. 326 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,028 REVIEWERS OFTEN COME BY THEMSELVES. 327 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,062 - GOOD EYE. 328 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,063 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO SAY HI. 329 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,933 - OKAY. - OKAY. 330 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,769 - HEY. [smack] HANDLE THIS. 331 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,602 - HI. 332 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,804 I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 333 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,005 I'M JESSICA. 334 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:15,475 I'M THE CHEF, AND I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR APPETITE TONIGHT. 335 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,476 WE HAVE SOME WONDERFUL TREATS 336 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,479 IN STORE FOR YOU. 337 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,349 SO IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, 338 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,052 AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 339 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,088 OKAY. - OH, SORR--SORRY. 340 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,824 I JAMMED MY FINGER WHEN I WAS IN EIGHTH GRADE. 341 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,826 I WAS DRIBBLING A BASKETBALL BY MYSELF. 342 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,961 I USED TO LIVE AT THE END OF A CUL-DE-SAC. 343 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,865 SORT OF A LATCHKEY KID. 344 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,500 ANYWAY, SORRY IF MY FINGER DOESN'T BEND RIGHT. 345 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,434 - NO PROBLEM. 346 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,369 - HEY, JESS, THEY NEED YOU IN THE KITCHEN. 347 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,972 - OKAY, EXCUSE ME. SO NICE--EXCUSE ME, OW. 348 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,140 I'M JUST GONNA RELEASE-- OKAY. 349 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,376 - DOUG, NO MORE TOUCHING. 350 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,510 - OKAY. 351 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,381 [The Strokes' Last Nite] 352 00:11:54,414 --> 00:12:00,453 [overlapping chatter] 353 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,825 - HEY, LEN? - YEAH. 354 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,459 OH, MY GOD, RAV, PEOPLE ARE LOVING THIS PORK. 355 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,527 THEY'RE FREAKING OUT. 356 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,996 - WHAT IS DAVE ENDLICH DOING HERE? 357 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,831 - WHO IS DAVE ENDLICH? - THE GUY YOU JUST SAT. 358 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,465 HE WRITES THE BAR ROUNDUP FOR EAT NY. 359 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,566 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM IN HERE FOR YEARS. 360 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,769 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HE GOT ONE OF OUR FLYERS, HUH? 361 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,004 - WHAT FLYERS? 362 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,539 - OH, JESSICA PUT THESE FLYERS UP ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 363 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,407 CUTE, RIGHT? PIG IN LIPSTICK? 364 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,976 - OKAY, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS. 365 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,477 THAT GUY IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT. 366 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,014 - OKAY, WILL YOU JUST CALM DOWN? EVERYTHING IS GOING AMAZING. 367 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,115 - NO, NO, I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN. 368 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,783 SHE'S SLAMMED IN THE KITCHEN. 369 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:30,717 THERE'S 40 MORE PEOPLE THAN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 370 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,852 I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A DISASTER. 371 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,454 - PETER IS IN TOWN. 372 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,890 - WHAT? WHAT DOES HE WANT? 373 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:37,958 - I DON'T KNOW, I SENT HIM AWAY. 374 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,526 BUT TODAY'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY, 375 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,494 AND IF SHE SEES HIM WITHOUT FEELING REALLY GOOD 376 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,831 ABOUT HERSELF, THEN WE ARE GONNA LOSE HER AGAIN. 377 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,565 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? - NO. 378 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,868 - SO WE NEED TO MAKE THIS WORK, OKAY? 379 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,969 - OKAY. 380 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,571 - FELIPES, I JUST FOUND THIS, OKAY, ON THE FLOOR. 381 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,605 IT'S TWO SLIDERS AND A MAC. 382 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,575 OH, TABLE EIGHT, GUYS, WE NEED NO SAUCE ON THIS. 383 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,145 I'M SORRY, THAT WAS MY FAULT. NO SAUCE, REDO THEM. 384 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,546 WHY IS THIS MICROWAVE BROKEN? 385 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181 GUYS, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS? 386 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,449 I'VE GOTTA DEFROST BY WEIGHT. WHAT IS-- 387 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,383 - HEY, HEY. 388 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,853 JESS, ARE YOU OKAY? - NO, I'M NOT OKAY. 389 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,554 THIS IS WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 390 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,788 I KEEP MESSING UP. I TOLD RAV I COULD DO THIS. 391 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,958 - HEY, THIS IS JUST THE ONE HOUR WHERE IT'S REAL CRAZY, OKAY? 392 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,493 YOU ARE KILLING THIS. - NO, I'M NOT, OKAY? 393 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,128 THE FELIPES HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SAYING, 394 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,830 AND WE ARE WAY BEHIND. - WELL, LET ME TALK TO THEM. 395 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,898 - CAN YOU DO THAT? 396 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,599 - YES. ALL RIGHT. - YES, OKAY. THANK YOU, LENNON. 397 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,102 - ESCUCHEN ME, AMIGOS. - FELIPES, FELIPES! 398 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,104 GATHER ROUND! 399 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,474 - ENFRENTE DE USTEDES VEN UNA MUJER ROTA. 400 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,076 UNA MUJER CUYA VIDA 401 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:33,480 FUE DESTROZADA POR UN HOMBRE CON PELO NEGRO. 402 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,248 - RIGHT, 'CAUSE IF WE DRESS THE SLAW TOO EARLY, 403 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,516 IT GETS SOG-- YOU KNOW, IT'S SOGGY. 404 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,585 - COMO UNA FLOR EN EL DESIERTO, 405 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,855 ELLA NO HA TENIDO AGUA. 406 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,857 - YES, AGUA, GOOD, LENNON. 407 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,192 - DEBEMOS SER SU AGUA. 408 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,560 - RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA STEW IT FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR. 409 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,862 WE'RE NOT DOING IT ENOUGH, 410 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,997 AND THAT'S WHERE IT'S GETTING DRY. 411 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:54,234 - SI HACEN ESO POR MI, LES DARE MUCHOS REGALOS 412 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,569 PARA SU FAMILIA DE NAVIDAD. 413 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,571 - PULLED PORK! - SI? 414 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,140 - YES. - THEY GET IT. 415 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,574 - OKAY, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THEM, LEN? 416 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,910 - OH, JUST, "ALL HANDS ON DECK. WE'RE DOING IT." 417 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,577 - OKAY. 418 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,013 - EL JEFE, 419 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,116 WHERE YOU GO, WE WILL FOLLOW. 420 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:13,020 - OH. - PRAISE GOD. GRACIAS. 421 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,254 FELIPES, GRACIAS. 422 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,257 [Phoenix's Lasso] 423 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:22,129 [overlapping chatter] 424 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,563 - CAN I GET SOME MORE PORK? 425 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,631 - IF YOU TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FREAK FINGER, 426 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,632 I WILL BREAK IT OFF. 427 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,600 - OKAY. 428 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,102 - CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING TO YOU? 429 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,103 - IS IT GONNA BE EMOTIONAL? 430 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,638 - YUP. - THEN NO. 431 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,672 - BUT IT'LL BE REAL QUICK, LIKE PULLING OFF A BAND-AID. 432 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,573 - FIVE, FOUR, THREE... - OKAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH 433 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,374 FOR DOING THIS 'CAUSE I FEEL REALLY GOOD 434 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,543 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, 435 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,610 AND I KNOW IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR YOU TO LET ME 436 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:42,215 IN YOUR KITCHEN. SO...THANK YOU. 437 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,018 - YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS. - YOU LIKE THIS? 438 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,286 - NO, I DIDN'T SAY I LIKE IT, OKAY? 439 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,554 I SAID YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. 440 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,388 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO MORE OF IT, 441 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,223 JUST NOT IN MY BAR, SOMEWHERE ELSE. 442 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,159 - I'M--I'M GONNA DO IT HERE, SO-- 443 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,995 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. - YEAH, ONCE A MONTH PROBABLY. 444 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:55,996 - JESSICA, YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE NOT GONNA KEEP DOING THIS HERE. 445 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,030 - I ALREADY MADE UP THE FLYERS. 446 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,132 THAT'S THE--OH! - THAT'S IT. 447 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:04,004 - [laughing] RAV, PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN. 448 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:09,642 RAV, RAV! PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN! 449 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,344 - I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - WHY IS PETER HERE? 450 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,613 - PETER'S HERE. 451 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,583 - BUT THAT IS NOT RIGHT, LENNON. YOU TELL ME WHEN MY EX-HUSBAND 452 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:26,426 COMES TO SEE ME 453 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,561 - NO, LENNON, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO. 454 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,430 - UNBELIEVABLE. - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S 455 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,531 UNBELIEVABLE IS THAT YOU'RE GETTING UPSET. 456 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,067 I AM THE ONE, OKAY, THAT NEEDS TO BE UPSET RIGHT NOW 457 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,568 BECAUSE YOU MESSED UP, LENNON. 458 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,671 - JESSICA, I HAVE SEEN SOME HAPPINESS IN YOU IN THIS KITCHEN 459 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,707 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS. 460 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,076 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - IT ABSOLUTELY IS. 461 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,513 HE--YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO BE WITH HIM. 462 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,680 - ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 463 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,149 BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT, 464 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,151 AND I GET TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HIM 465 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,220 BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHAT IS RIGHT FOR ME. 466 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,455 - JESSICA, WHEN IT COMES TO PETER, YOU ARE A BABY. 467 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,756 A DUMB, DUMB BABY. 468 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,757 - OKAY, WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT, LENNON? 469 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,426 LET ME BE A BABY, ALL RIGHT? 470 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,228 - GREAT, THEN I'LL PUT YOU IN THE CRIB, YOU DUMB BABY. 471 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,562 - WHA--GET OFF ME! - GET IN THE CRIB. 472 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,531 - GET OFF MY HAND! - GET IN THIS CRIB! 473 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,199 - STOP IT! DON'T YOU DARE PUT ME IN A PILE DRIVER, LENNON. 474 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,168 - THIS IS NOT A PILE DRIVER! - AAH! 475 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,203 - FELIPES! HELP ME! - FELIPES, DON'T YOU HELP HER. 476 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,173 - FELIPES! - I AM EL JEFE, FELIPES! 477 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,008 - HEY, HEY, HEY, BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP. 478 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,110 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THAT. 479 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,578 - CALM DO--JUST BREAK IT UP! - OW! 480 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,448 - EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN. 481 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,515 - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS, JOE? 482 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,651 - [sighs] YES. AND I'M SO SORRY. 483 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,053 WE JUST DID THE RESTAURANT THING, SO YOU'D FEEL BETTER. 484 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,454 AND THEN PETER CAME, AND IT WAS-- 485 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,455 - WHA--WHA--WHA-- WHAT "RESTAURANT THING"? 486 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,457 - JOE, SHE DIDN'T KNOW. 487 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,060 - DIDN'T KNOW WHAT? 488 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,062 - YOU JUST GOT REALLY UPSET AFTER THE BUTT DIAL, 489 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,730 AND SO I THOUGHT IF WE CREATED THIS ONE NIGHT WHERE RAV 490 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,567 NEEDED YOU TO BE THE CHEF THEN YOU WOULD GET HAPPY AGAIN, 491 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,734 AND THEN WHEN YOU SAW PETER-- 492 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,471 - WAIT A SECOND, SO NONE OF THIS IS REAL? 493 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,075 SO WHA-- WHAT ELSE ISN'T REAL, HUH? 494 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,043 IS THIS--IS THIS REAL, LENNON? - YEAH. 495 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,279 - IS THAT REAL? - IT'S A COLANDER. 496 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,514 - WHAT ABOUT THIS PORK? IS THIS PORK REAL? 497 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,083 - NO, JESSICA, THAT IS NOT PORK, AND YOU WILL DIE FROM THAT. 498 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,185 - I DON'T CARE, LENNON. WHAT ABOUT THE FELIPES? 499 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,188 ARE THEY REAL? ARE THEY EVEN REALLY MEXICAN? 500 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,256 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND? 501 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,257 - NO. 502 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,226 - AM I REALLY SUCH A SAD PERSON 503 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,097 THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME? 504 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,531 - HEY, JESS? 505 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,233 YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE? - NO, I DON'T THINK SHE DOES. 506 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:17,537 - YOU KNOW WHAT, STOP ANSWERING FOR ME, ALL OF YOU! 507 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,808 [sighs] 508 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,117 - JESS, I'M SORRY. 509 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,286 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DIVORCE PAPERS AND... 510 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,755 HOW I HANDLED IT AND... 511 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,690 JUST EVERYTHING. 512 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,659 - SO YOU FEEL GUILTY, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. 513 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,529 - LOOK. 514 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,265 WHEN I GOT THAT BUTT DIAL-- THAT CRAZY BUTT DIAL OF YOURS-- 515 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,535 I-- I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN. 516 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,270 I LISTENED TO ALL SEVEN MINUTES OF THAT THING, 517 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,704 AND IT JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY 518 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,642 TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN. 519 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,711 I REALLY MISS YOU. 520 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,315 - I MISS YOU TOO. 521 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,717 - YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT CHEF JACKET. 522 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,718 - STOP. 523 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,288 - WHAT? - STOP...DOING THAT. 524 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:12,825 - WHAT--WHAT AM I-- - STOP IT. YOU GET OVER THERE. 525 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,728 - COME TO LONDON WITH ME TONIGHT. 526 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,863 - WHAT? 527 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,299 - WE'LL GET OUR OLD ROOM AT THE COVENT GARDEN HOTEL. 528 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,733 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 529 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,370 - COME ON, WE'LL JUST-- WE'LL JUST GET ROOM SERVICE, 530 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:29,309 AND WE'LL JUST STAY IN BED ALL DAY. 531 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,843 - AND THEN WHAT? I'LL--I'LL JUST GO BACK 532 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,345 TO SAN FRANCISCO ALONE? 533 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,581 - NO, THEN YOU'LL COME WITH ME. 534 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,349 WE'LL GO TO AUSTRIA, 535 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,186 THEN I HAVE TO GO TO SPAIN. 536 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,721 - PETER, I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 537 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,856 I HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE. 538 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,893 I CAN'T JUST FOLLOW YOU AROUND. 539 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:51,231 - I DON'T KNOW, JESS. 540 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,734 - OH. 541 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,336 NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE. 542 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,305 - OKAY, WELL... 543 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,307 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT SOMETHING GREAT GOING ON HERE, SO-- 544 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,374 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 545 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:05,412 THOSE PEOPLE IN THERE MAY BE INSANE. 546 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,380 BUT THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT THEY CREATED 547 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,648 A WHOLE STUPID NIGHT FOR ME, 548 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,218 SO I COULD HAVE ONE MINUTE OF HAPPINESS. 549 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:15,822 AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME ONE THING THAT'S GONNA CHANGE? 550 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,890 SO YOU KNOW WHAT? 551 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,361 HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT TO LONDON, OKAY? 552 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,430 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 553 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,365 HAVE A TERRIBLE FLIGHT. 554 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,768 I HOPE YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO A BABY. 555 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:33,406 A DUMB, DUMB BABY. 556 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,921 - HEY, LEN. 557 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,657 - I'M--I'M SORRY. I JUST-- 558 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,959 - YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY STARTING TO RAIN OUTSIDE. 559 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:53,960 - WHAT? JESS, I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU-- 560 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:58,331 - I KNOW, AND I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT... 561 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,367 * THE TEMPERATURE'S RISING 562 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,269 - OH, YOU GOT ME. 563 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,404 - * BAROMETER'S GETTIN' LOW 564 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,940 - * ACCORDING TO ALL SOURCES 565 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:11,678 both: * THE STREET'S THE PLACE TO GO * 566 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,815 * 'CAUSE TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME * 567 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,418 * JUST ABOUT HALF PAST 10:00 568 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,719 [The Weather Girls' It's Raining Men] 569 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,755 - * FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY * 570 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:26,926 * IT'S GONNA START RAINING MEN 571 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,463 * IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH * 572 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,764 * IT'S RAINING MEN 573 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,337 - "MY OPINION? 574 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,739 "COME FOR THE PORK, STAY FOR THE SHOW. 575 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,708 "RUMOR HAS IT, THIS WILL BE A MONTHLY EVENT. 576 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,842 DAVE ENDLICH, EAT NY." 577 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,511 - MONTHLY? - OH, I'M SORRY. 578 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,917 I JUST CAME BACK FROM ONE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS MEALS I EVER HAD, 579 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,820 BUT IT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT ANGEL BABY WHO MADE IT. 580 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,856 JESSICA, WHEREVER YOU GO, 581 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,425 KNOW THAT I WILL PROBABLY BE THERE. 582 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,759 - OKAY. 583 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,861 - HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA. 584 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:02,962 BUT DON'T TELL DADS. 585 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,298 TIME FOR THE UNDERBELLY MOVE. 586 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,232 - OH! - [screams] 587 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,036 - IS THIS LIKE-- IS THIS HOW YOU LIKE IT? 588 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,038 - I STILL GOT IT. 589 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,374 I STILL GOT IT. 44425

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