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- ♪ COULD IT BE THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I THINK I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE ♪

♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU - ♪ SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

- ♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU - ♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

- ♪ COULD IT BE THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE? ♪

- WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND NAIVE

AND YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS IN FRONT OF YOU,

LIFE IS A BREEZE.

YOU MAKE DECISIONS AND CHOICES OPERATING ON THE ASSUMPTION

THAT THINGS WILL ALWAYS WORK OUT.

THAT'S ME, AGE SIX,

AND MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART EVAN SLAUSON.

- ♪ WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR, EVERY NIGHT ♪

- IN THE BACK THERE IS DAD AND MR. SLAUSON.

THEY NEVER GOT ALONG.

AS TIME WENT BY,

OUR FATHERS JUST COULDN'T SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON ANYTHING.

[chuckles] YOU GET IT.

GEOGRAPHY BROUGHT US TOGETHER AS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS,

BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS FATE.

SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE AN AURA ABOUT THEM.

THEY WALK INTO A ROOM, AND EVERYONE NOTICES.

WELL, THAT WAS EVAN-- ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

FUN-LOVING AND GIVING.

AND HE MADE ME FEEL ALIVE.

I WAS DEFINITELY IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL.

WHOO! - YAY!

WHOA! - MARRIED!

I COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF GOING OFF TO MEDICAL SCHOOL

AND LIVING WITHOUT EVAN.

AFTER ALL, WE'D NEVER BEEN APART.

THAT WAS BEFORE WE EVER LIVED TOGETHER.

AT FIRST IT FELT LIKE PLAYING HOUSE,

AND IT WAS A BLAST.

WE WERE YOUNG AND IN LOVE.

BUT IT'S NOT A GAME.

AND WHEN REALITY SETS IN

AND YOU FIND THAT YOU'RE OPERATING ON

DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT THE FUTURE,

THAT BLIND FAITH YOU ONCE HAD

STARTS TO DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN A BLINK.

- ♪ COULD IT BE THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE ♪

♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU - ♪ SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

- ♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU - ♪ IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

- ♪ COULD IT BE THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE ♪

- OH, AUNT ADDIE, DON'T BE SILLY.

OF COURSE IT'S NOT TOO EARLY.

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR MY AUNTIE.

- THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE TRYING TO PULL THAT.

UM...

- I ONLY JUST GRADUATED FROM MEDICAL SCHOOL.

I CAN'T CALL IN A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU YET.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR DOCTOR?

- WELL, IF THEY'RE GONNA BE GUN-SHY, ALAN,

I'M GONNA TALK THEM OFF THE LEDGE.

- I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT BEING A PAIN.

IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN GIVE ME HIS NUMBER,

AND I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU.

- WE'RE GONNA CALL HIS BLUFF.

LISTEN, BUDDY, I PROMISE YOU, THIS DEAL'S NOT GOING AWAY.

- WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW?

OKAY. BYE.

[beep]

- BYE. [beep]

- GREENBRIDGE GROCER?

- YEP. GREENBRIDGE GROCER.

HOW'S AUNT ADDIE? - SHE'S FINE.

JUST A MILD CASE OF EDEMA.

- ENGLISH, PLEASE, DR. TYLER.

- OOH, HERE'S A CUTE ONE-BEDROOM IN SAUSALITO.

- HE'S NOT GONNA BE AROUND, RIGHT?

- NO.

DEFINITELY NOT. I PROMISE YOU.

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN YEARS.

- I KNOW, BUT... HIS FAMILY LIVES NEXT DOOR.

IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.

- WELL, THEY MIGHT LIVE NEXT DOOR,

BUT WE WON'T EVEN SEE THEM.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A SINGLE SLAUSON

ON THE GUEST LIST, I PROMISE.

- NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS.

ANNULMENT'S BARELY A MARRIAGE ANYWAY, RIGHT?

- DOESN'T EVEN COUNT IN MY BOOK.

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE FIRST TIME FOR ME.

- I'M THE LUCKY ONE. - I KNOW.

I WISH YOU WERE COMING WITH ME TOMORROW.

- I CAN'T TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF NOW

AND ANOTHER FOR THE HONEYMOON--YOU KNOW THAT.

- I KNOW. - I'LL BE DOWN THERE NEXT WEEK.

- I-IT SHADES OUR BEDROOM.

JEEZ, HENRY, IT SHADES THE ENTIRE HOUSE!

- WELL, THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. [exhales]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, JACK.

BUY BETTER DRAPES.

- LOOK, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME SORT OF COMPROMISE HERE.

- UH...NO.

THIS IS THE PROPERTY LINE.

THIS HALF OF THE TREE'S GOTTA GO.

THESE LEAVES ARE GONNA WREAK HAVOC

WITH THE FILTERS ON MY NEW HOT TUB.

- HOT TUB? - OH, YEAH.

FOUR JET SPEEDS, SEATS 12 COMFORTABLY,

2 DOZEN DRINK HOLDERS,

AND SATELLITE RADIO.

- Y-YOU CAN'T CUT DOWN HALF A TREE

FOR SATELLITE RECEPTION, HENRY!

- OH, I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. THIS IS MY HALF OF THE TREE.

THIS BAD BOY IS COMIN' DOWN ON THE 18TH.

- THE 18TH? - MM-HMM.

- THAT'S THE WEDDING DAY, HENRY.

- WHAT WEDDING WOULD THAT BE?

- YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHOSE WEDDING IT IS!

THIS ISN'T OVER.

- RING-DING-A-DING-A-DINGA- DING-DING!

- THERE SHE IS! - DADDY!

- KIMMY, YOU'RE HERE! COME OVER HERE!

- OH, MY GOSH! - HOW'S MY SWEETIE PIE?

both: OH...

- LET ME LOOK AT YOU. - [giggling]

IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE! - OH, RIGHT!

KIM'S WEDDING.

HEY. HOPE THIS ONE STICKS.

- EHH... - THAT WAS SO WEIRD.

DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

- AND HERE WE ARE.

- HOME!

- [chuckles] WELCOME HOME, HONEY.

- OHH.

- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

MY DAUGHTER, THE DOCTOR.

- HELLO!

- OH! - [giggles]

- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

both: OH! - HI, RENEE.

- HI.

- OKAY, UM, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE THIS.

- I KNOW WHAT THE BACKYARD LOOKS LIKE, MOM.

IT WAS MY IDEA TO GET MARRIED HERE.

- ONCE WE'RE DONE WITH IT, IT WON'T LOOK LIKE OUR GARDEN.

IT'S GOING TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO SOMETHING...

MORE LIKE A FAIRYTALE. - YEAH, YEAH.

THE TENT IS GONNA GO RIGHT THERE.

SEATS 250 PEOPLE.

- WOW! THAT'S--

THAT JUST SOUNDS AMAZING!

THAT MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE.

- IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING!

IT MEANS AS MUCH TO ME AS IT DOES TO YOU.

ESPECIALLY SINCE, WELL, THE FIRST TIME AROUND

I DIDN'T GET TO WALK YOU DOWN THE AISLE.

- OH, WELL, YOU ARE GONNA GET TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE

THIS TIME, DADDY.

- SEE, I TOLD YOU SHE LOOKED GOOD.

LOOK!

- HI, KIM.

- OH, HEY, MRS. SLAUSON.

- SAY, ELEANOR, WOULD YOU TELL YOUR HUSBAND

TO RECOIL AND STOW HIS GARDEN HOSE WHEN HE'S DONE WITH IT?

AND WOULD YOU ALSO REMIND HIM

THAT THE HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION

EXPLICITLY PROHIBITS GARDENING IMPLEMENTS

FROM BEING VISIBLE FROM THE STREET?

I'D HATE TO HAVE TO REPORT HIM...

LIKE HE DID TO ME-- HEFTY FINE.

- WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO GREET MY DAUGHTER.

- 18TH, JACK!

18TH'S THE BIG DAY! - WALK AWAY.

- I'M WALKING. I'M WALKING.

- [speaker phone] COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

- [giggles]

TWO BANDS ANDA DJ?

BECAUSE THEY ALL CAME SO HIGHLY RECOMMENDED?

I COULDN'T JUST CHOOSE ONE.

- OKAY, MAYBE THEY'RE GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD. BUT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND,

THEY'RE COMING FROM A PLACE OF LOVE.

- WELL, I WISH THEY HAD COME

FROM A PLACE OF LISTENING TO ME.

- HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE.

THEY COULD BE MAKING US PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

- YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD POINT, JEFFREY.

TOUCHE.

- HEY, SWEETHEART, CAN I CALL YOU TOMORROW?

- YEAH.

- OKAY.

- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

- BYE.

[beep]

[engine rumbling]

- YA HEAR THAT, HENRY?

HA, HA, HA, HA!

- WHAT'S HAPPENING? - YOUR FATHER IS REGRESSING.

- OH.

- WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

- I SAID, TURN...IT...OFF.

- I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! - DAD!

- TURN...OFF... THE LAWNMOWER.

- JACK!

TURN IT OFF!

[engine sputters off]

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?

- YEAH, WELL, I NOTICED MY LAWN WAS LOOKING A LITTLE SHAGGY,

SO I THOUGHT, HEY, NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

- THE H.O.A. EXPRESSLY OHIBITS

ANY NOISE FROM BEING MADE PRIOR TO 7:00 A.M.

YOU KNOW THAT.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME MEN GOLF TO RELAX.

I LANDSCAPE.

OF COURSE, IF THE TREE SOMEHOW ENDS UP

STAYING JUST THE WAY IT IS-- - AH...

- I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO ALTER MY MOWING SCHEDULE.

- RIGHT.

NICE TRY, JACK.

FORGET IT!

COME ON.

- CAN YOU NOT YELL, PLEASE? - [whistles]

COME ON! [dog barking]

- THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

COME ON!

- OKAY. I'LL PUT HER IN THE GARAGE--

- NO, NOT WITH THE MOTOR. YOU'RE GONNA PUSH IT IN.

- OH, HONEY!

- JACK.

- [sighs] ALL RIGHT.

- [mouthing words] SORRY.

[Jack chuckling]

- AH, IT'S THOSE TWO. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

- [chuckling]

[dance music]

♪

[laughter, chattering]

♪

- I DON'T KNOW, YOU NEED TO FIND THAT ONE OUT.

[laughter] - BEFORE THE HONEYMOON.

- ♪ GO, KIMMY, GO, KIMMY

♪ GO, KIMMY, IT'S YOUR WEDDING ♪

- I THINK WE SHOULD OPEN SOME PRESENTS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? - YES.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY PICK OUT

THE FIRST PRESENT I OPEN, OKAY?

- THEN OPEN MINE. - OKAY. WHICH ONE?

- IT'S AN ELECTRIC CARVING KNIFE.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS? [laughter]

ON MY HONEYMOON? - I'LL LET YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

- DON'T TELL JEFFREY THAT HE'S...IN FOR A...

- OPEN MIND, OPEN MIND, OPEN MIND.

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

SOMETHING BLUE AND SOMETHING BORROWED.

BUT I WANT IT BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

- OH. IT'S NOT BLUE ENOUGH.

- KIM, TEAL IS BLUE.

[laughter]

- HEY, KIM, ARE YOU STILL IN TOUCH WITH EVAN?

YOU GUYS WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER.

- MM-HMM.

- ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT EVAN IS SO DREAMY.

- THEN WHY DON'T YOU DATE HIM, LACE?

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SAN DIEGO'S NOT SO FAR.

- IS SHE SERIOUS? - [giggles]

KIMMY, WOULD YOU MIND?

- WOULD I MIND?

[laughing] IF YOU CALLED EVAN?

I DON'T-- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO

OR WHAT EVAN DOES.

WHATEVER HE DOES STOPPED BEING MY BUSINESS

THE DAY WE STOPPED BEING MARRIED.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THIS IS AWKWARD,

SO I'M GONNA MAKE A TOAST.

- YOU-- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- ALL RIGHT, KIMMY. - ARE YOU READY, LADIES?

OKAY.

MAY KIMMY AND JEFFREY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

WITH THEIR WHITE PICKET FENCE,

PLAYDATES,

WEEKLY DATE NIGHTS,

DINNER AT...

JUST LOTS AND LOTS OF WINE.

[laughter] - THAT'S GREAT, YES.

[glasses clinking]

[chattering]

- YAY!

- TO KIMMY AND JEFFREY! - YAY!

- HEY, MR. SLAUSON.

- OH, HEY, KIMMY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?

- UM, LISTEN...

I KNOW YOU AND MY DAD HAVE HAD YOUR DIFFERENCES

OVER THE YEARS... - AH.

- BUT...

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO GET MARRIED

IN THIS BACKYARD.

I MEAN, I LOVE THIS HOUSE.

COULD YOU MAYBE...

LIKE, CALL OFF THE DOGS?

LIKE, HOLD OFF ON THE TREE CUTTERS

MAYBE TILL AFTER THE WEDDING?

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU GET YOUR DAD TO GIVE ME A WRITTEN APOLOGY

AND I'LL RECONSIDER.

- NICE SPEECH.

- EVAN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- HOME FOR A VISIT.

- WHY NOW? - WHY NOT NOW?

YOU LOOK GOOD.

HOW'S LIFE? - LIFE IS...

AMAZING.

LIKE, REALLY, REALLY AMAZING.

IN FACT, I'M ABOUT TO GET MARRIED.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

MY DAD FOUND OUT FROM YOUR DAD

DURING ONE OF THEIR... EPIC BATTLES.

- RIGHT.

YEAH, SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, HUH?

- YEAH.

- [chuckling]

WELL...YEAH.

I HAVE GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.

- WELL, UH,

JUST TELL YOUR BROTHER TO CALL ME WHEN HE GETS IN.

HE CALLED ME EARLIER TO SEE IF I'D BE AROUND.

- OH.

WILL YOU...BE AROUND?

- UH...

HERE AND THERE.

- TELL YOU WHAT, IF I'M HERE,

COULD YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THERE?

I JUST DON'T WANT THINGS TO GET AWKWARD, YOU KNOW?

- SPEAKING OF AWKWARD, WHERE IS THE LUCKY GUY?

- OH, HE'LL BE HERE IN A FEW DAYS.

- CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.

- OH, HI, KIM.

KIM? WHAT'S WRONG?

- EVAN'S HOME.

- OH, DEAR.

- AUNT ADDIE! YOU'RE HERE!

HEY! - OH, HI, SWEETHEART.

- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! - OH! YOU KNOW,

THIS SEEMS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR.

CERTAINLY THE GRANDEST WEDDING I'VE EVER BEEN RELATED TO.

- YEAH, SO MUCH FOR THE SIMPLE GARDEN CEREMONY

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. - ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE, KIM?

HAVE YOU MET YOUR MOTHER? - HMM.

- ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING BIG.

HAVE YOU DONE YOUR ERRANDS FOR THE DAY?

- UH, 2 OUT OF 10. YOU?

- 4 OUT OF 14. - OH, WE BETTER MAKE THIS QUICK.

- OKAY. - COME ON.

- UM, CAN WE GET OUR NAILS DONE, GUYS?

YEP. YOU ARE THE MOST GORGEOUS THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

- AMANDA, YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB ON THE ALTERATIONS.

- YES, YOU DID. - LET'S GET YOUR SHOES ON.

I WANNA TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT THE LENGTH.

- OH, OKAY.

OH, MOM, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CRYING AGAIN?

COME ON, IT'S MY FOURTH FITTING.

- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE GIRL'S GETTING MARRIED.

- IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME, ELLY.

[dress rips] - [gasps] OH, NO!

OH, NO. AMANDA, I'M SO SORRY.

- DO NOT APOLOGIZE.

I CAN FIX THE TEAR.

- SHE WILL, HONEY. YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THERE.

- [whispers] IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

- SHOOT.

- HI. - HEY!

UM...

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR MY KEYS.

- THEY'RE IN THE IGNITION.

- SO THEY ARE.

[engine turns]

[tires squealing]

YOU'RE GOING TO NEW JERSEY NOW?

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK, JEFFREY.

- I'M SORRY, BABE.

I KNOW THE TIMING STINKS, BUT I'M GONNA GET THIS DEAL

BACK ON TRACK IN ONE DAY--TWO TOPS.

- JEFFREY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M--I'M KIND OF REALLY FREAKING OUT HERE.

I MEAN, I JINXED OUR WEDDING TODAY.

I RIPPED MY DRESS. - PUT A PATCH ON IT.

- [sighs]

JENNIFER STOUT WANTS TO BRING HER NEW BOYFRIEND.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM AT THE TABLE.

- YOU CAN ADD A CHAIR.

- SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GO.

- ARE YOU POUTING, KIM? - A LITTLE BIT.

- YOU KNOW I ADORE YOU. - PROVE IT.

IT'S AN UNPREDICTABLE WORLD.

ALL THE FLIGHTS COULD GET CANCELLED OR SOMETHING.

I JUST REALLY NEED YOU HERE, AND--

- I'M GONNA WRAP THIS UP,

AND I WILL BE BACK BY TUESDAY, I PROMISE.

- WELL, YOU BETTER BE.

'CAUSE...IF I MEET SOMEONE CUTE AND SINGLE--

- [chuckles]

- IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS,

I'M GONNA MARRY HIM INSTEAD.

- [chuckling] OKAY. NOTED.

LOOK, WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.

- [giggles] I LOVE YOU TOO.

BYE.

- BYE. [beep]

- HEY, SWEETIE. WE'RE GOING TO SEE GRANDMA!

- HELLO. - HEY!

- HELLO!

- HEY! - HEY, EVERYBODY!

- OH, HI, HONEY PIE.

- OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS!

- HEY! - HI!

- HI, MOM. - GOOD TO SEE YOU!

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- WHAT UP? - THIS IS SO EXCITING.

- OF COURSE I'M NOT GONNA MISS MY SISTER'S WEDDING.

ARE YOU CRAZY? - I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

MOM HAS HIRED THIS MOST INSANE CREW OF CHARACTERS

FOR MY WEDDING, AND I NEED BACKUP.

- WELL, THERE'S NOTHING MOM DOES BETTER

THAN THROW PARTIES, RIGHT?

- YEAH, BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE

IF THIS PARTY'S FOR ME OR FOR HER.

- IT'S DEFINITELY FOR HER. - OH, IT'S FOR HER.

- IT IS? - I CAN HEAR YOU!

[giggles] - LOOK AT THE MUNCHKIN!

- [gurgles] - HEY, YOU WANT SOME FOOD?

- OH, LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE FAMILY!

- THANK YOU.

- GOSH, YOU GUYS ARE SO HAPPY, I'M KINDA JEALOUS.

- HEY, KIM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS TOO.

THIS TIME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT.

- HEY. COME HERE.

UM... - WHAT UP?

- DO YOU KNOW THAT, UH, EVAN IS BACK IN TOWN?

- YEAH, HE'S HOME VISITING HIS MOTHER.

- WELL...

DON'T YOU THINK THE TIMING IS A LITTLE WEIRD?

- KIM, IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

WHEN I TALK TO HIM, HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT YOU.

- YOU TALK TO HIM?

- WELL, YEAH. WE KEEP IN TOUCH.

- HE DOESN'T ASK ABOUT ME? HE DOESN'T, LIKE...

WANNA KNOW HOW I AM? - WAIT.

WHY DO YOU CARE IF HE ASKS ABOUT YOU OR NOT?

- OH, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.

I DON'T CARE IF HE, LIKE, ASKS ABOUT ME, I'M JUST SAYING

I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT STRANGE THAT HE DOESN'T.

I MEAN, I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

- "METHINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH."

- UH, WELL...METHINKS THE MAN IS LIKE, BLEH.

- YEAH, COME HERE, KID. - MM.

- I MISS YOU. - I MISS YOU TOO.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- AND THE FLORIST WILL BE HERE, UH...

4:00, I THINK, TOMORROW.

WILL YOU BE HERE?

- YEAH, I'LL MAKE SURE TO BE.

- GOOD. [cell phone beeping]

JEFFREY STILL HASN'T CALLED?

- NO. NOTHING FROM JEFFREY.

HE SHOULD BE OUT OF HIS MEETINGS BY NOW.

- MAYBE HE'S JUST WRAPPING EVERYTHING UP

SO HE'LL GET ON THE FIRST FLIGHT TOMORROW MORNING.

- YEAH.

[laughter]

- YOU ARE TUING MY KIDS AGAINST ME.

- OH, MOM, WE KID BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

- NOW, NOW, NOW, GIVE YOUR MOTHER A BREAK.

WE JUST WANT KIM TO HAVE A PERFECT WEDDING, IS ALL.

SO...IF WE GO OVERBOARD, IT'S--

both: YOUR FAULT! [laughter]

- OH, GOOD LOGIC. EXCELLENT.

- WHAT WOULD HAPPEN, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

IF I WERE TO SAY I WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING?

- OH, HONEY, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED

AND IS FAST APPROACHING GUAM.

- I KNOW. THAT'S THE TRUTH! [laughing]

- WHAT SHE WANTS, ADDIE, IS THE WEDDING OF HER DREAMS.

AND THAT IS WHAT WE'RE GIVING HER.

- THAT, AND A $3,700 WEDDING CAKE.

- HEY! - $3,700 FOR A CAKE?

THAT'S NOT A CAKE, THAT'S ART.

- THAT'S RIGHT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD--

YOU COULD SHELLAC IT AND HANG IT ON THE WALL.

- [clears throat] NO EXPENSE...

IS TOO MUCH FOR OUR LITTLE ANGEL.

both: CHEERS. - ABSOLUTELY.

- AND THAT WOULD BE YOU, LITTLE ANGEL.

- [gurgling, whining] - CH, CH, CH, CH, CH.

- HEY, HONEY. - HEY.

- WHAT YOU DOING? [background chatter]

- I'M TRYING TO WRITE MY VOWS.

- OH! OH.

- I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A SINGLE WORD YET.

JEFFREY'S HAD HIS DONE FOR WEEKS,

AND... - OF COURSE.

- I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME.

- WELL...

YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT YOUR MOM DID?

- YEAH, WHAT DID SHE DO?

- HER VOWS WERE SO NEAT. SHE, UM...

YOU KNOW THAT PASSAGE FROM THE BIBLE,

"LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND, LOVE IS NOT ENVIOUS"?

- SURE. - WELL, SHE STARTED OUT HER VOWS

WITH THAT LINE, BUT THEN SHE WENT ON TO MAKE IT HER OWN.

AND SHE TALKED ABOUT HER AND YOUR DAD'S RELATIONSHIP,

AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

- OH, WOW!

THEY HAVE THE MOST AMAZING MARRIAGE,

YOU KNOW? - THEY DO.

- I THINK I'M GONNA START MY VOWS THE SAME WAY.

- OH, MY GOSH. - WOULDN'T THAT BE

A REALLY GOOD IDEA? - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

FANTASTIC IDEA.

- AND IT'S ALSO JUST GOOD LUCK, I THINK.

- YOU GOTTA DO IT.

- OKAY. - YEAH!

- IT'S PERFECT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- JUST-- OH, IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.

[phone ringing]

- HEY, BABY. ARE YOU AT THE AIRPORT?

- UH...SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS.

I'M IN NEW JERSEY.

- ISN'T YOUR FLIGHT TONIGHT?

- WELL, I-IT'S JUST FOR A DAY, TWO TOPS.

- JEFFREY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN FIVE DAYS.

- LOOK, I KNOW, SWEETIE. [scoffs]

BUT IF I WALK AWAY FROM THIS NOW, IT'S OVER.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

- UM... [snorts]

GOSH, UM, CALL ME CRAZY,

BUT I...KIND OF THINK OUR WEDDING'S IMPORTANT.

- [sighs] OH...

LOOK, THE TIMING SUCKS.

AND I KNOW I'M NOT THERE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU.

FOR US.

- UH, WELL, MAYBE I'M BEING SELFISH,

BUT I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE YOU HERE.

- I LOVE YOU. - YEAH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT,

BUT YOUR APOLOGIES MEAN LESS EVERY DAY YOU'RE NOT HERE.

- I ADORE YOU.

YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.

HEY, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SMALL FAVOR.

- WHAT? - GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS.

- YOU DIDN'T PICK THEM OUT YET?

- I COULD STEAL SOME PENS

FROM THE GREENBRIDGE GROCER CONFERENCE ROOM.

- FINE.

WHATEVER.

BUT I'M--I'M GONNA JUST PICK OUT

THE SUCKIEST GIFTS I CAN FIND

AND TELL THEM THEY WERE YOU CHOICE.

- I PROMISE TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.

I LOVE YOU.

- YOU'D BETTER LOVE ME HUGE, JEFFREY BLAKE.

- [small laugh]

[beep]

- OR I CAN JUST PICK IT UP ON THE WAY, YOU THINK?

- YEAH, I THINK THAT SHOULD BE GOOD.

- YOU WANNA CALL 'EM FIRST? - YEAH, LET'S JUST DO THAT.

- SO...

BROWN STRIPES FOR CHRIS,

BLUE STRIPES FOR JAKE,

AND PURPLE FOR RICHARD.

- I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.

- UH...

DO WHAT?

- TIES AS GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS?

NO.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS?

- WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE BUYING...

FOUR BORING TIES THIS CLOSE TO YOUR WEDDING?

- THESE TIES ARE NOT BORING.

- THESE TIES SAY... [sigh]

"THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STANDING UP WITH ME

"ON THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE.

"I PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS GIFT WHATSOEVER.

BUT, HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING."

BUT...I THINK I CAN HELP.

- REALLY? - FOLLOW ME.

LET'S GO THIS WAY.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS ANYWAY?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN...

- COLOGNE?

- NO, NOT JUST ANY COLOGNE.

UM...

- WELL, HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN BORING TIES?

- WELL, NO, YOU GET THEM THIS GIFT SET.

IT'S GOT A LEATHER TOILETRY BAG, A SHAVING KIT,

UH, THEY'LL WRAP IT FOR YOU HERE.

PLUS, IT'S EXPENSIVE,

SO THEY'LL KNOW YOU APPRECIATE THEM.

IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- AND YOU THINK THEY'LL REALLY LIKE IT?

- I THINK IT'S GREAT. YEAH.

PLUS, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WOMEN TELL ME ALL THE TIME HOW GOOD I SMELL, SO...

- OH, REALLY? [laughs]

THEY DO? - YES, THEY DO.

- THEY JUST, LIKE, COME CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK

TO TELL YOU YOU SMELL GOOD?

- ALL THE TIME. - REALLY? THAT'S NICE.

OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S--THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

- OH, PLEASE, IT'S JUST... - I TRUST YOU.

AND THE HORDES OF WOMEN...

- COME ON, JUST...

HMM?

- [sniffing]

YEAH.

YOU SMELL VERY NICE.

- HOW MANY, UH... GROOMSMEN?

- FOUR. - FOUR, OKAY.

UM, EXCUSE ME? HI.

CAN WE GET FOUR OF THESE GIFT-WRAPPED, PLEASE?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SOMETHING NICE AND WEDDINGISH, BUT NOT TOO FRILLY.

SHE'S A SIMPLE GIRL, SHE DOESN'T LIKE FRILLY.

- [laughs]

- OH, WOW! I LOVE THIS PLACE.

- YEAH, ME TOO. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S A SHAME, THOUGH. - WHAT'S A SHAME?

- WHAT, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THE MALL'S BUILDING OUT THIS WAY,

AND THEY'RE GONNA FILL IN ALL THIS WATER,

AND TEAR UP THE FOUNTAINS, AND PUT UP A BUNCH OF SHOPS.

- HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?

ISN'T THIS LIKE A LANDMARK OR SOMETHING?

- ONLY TO SOME PEOPLE.

HEY, UH...

REMEMBER ODIE'S? - ARE YOU KIDDING?

HOW COULD I EVER FORGET ODIE'S?

- YOU KNOW, I-I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PASS ODIE'S...

I WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ODIE'S

WITHOUT GETTING YOU YOUR MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP,

YOU REMEMBER? - I REMEMBER THAT.

THAT WAS THE BEST ICE CREAM IN THE WORLD.

I WAS JUSTIFIED.

- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- OH, NO. I COULDN'T.

IT'S...

THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT ON THE...

WEDDING DRESS DIET.

- WELL, I...FOR ONE,

DON'T WANNA DENY YOU ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS

THIS--THIS CLOSE TO YOUR WEDDING.

HONESTLY, IT'S-- IT'S CONSIDERED GOOD LUCK.

- I AM NOT AWARE OF THIS-- THIS, UM...SUPERSTITION.

- I'M NOT REALLY TWISTING YOUR ARM HERE.

I MEAN, IT IS THEBEST ICE CREAM

IN THE HISTORY OF ICE CREAMS.

AND IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

- LET'S JUST DO IT.

LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT.

- I CAN SMELL IT.

OH, MY GOSH, I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING.

- AH, REMEMBER THIS PLACE?

- THIS IS THE MOST-- - KIM AND EVAN?

DORI BLOOM!

WE WENT TO JUNIOR HIGH TOGETHER, REMEMBER?

- OH! RIGHT! YES, OF COURSE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, LORI. - IT'S DORI.

- HOW ARE YOU DOING, DORI? - OH!

WELL, YOU KNOW... OKAY, I GUESS.

I JUST MOVED BACK INTO TOWN NOT TOO LONG AGO.

BACK AT HOME.

WHICH DOES WONDERS FOR THE OLD SOCIAL LIFE.

I'M GOING THROUGH THE BIG "D".

- DETOX.

- DIVORCE. [laughing]

BUT I'M HELPING MY FOLKS OUT HERE

WHILE I GET BACK ON MY FEET. - WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT.

- OH, THANKS. SPEAKING OF THAT,

LOOK AT YOU TWO!

STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

YOU KNOW, IF ANYONE WAS GONNA MAKE IT...

- YOU DON'T SAY? - OH, YEAH.

I MEAN, YOU TWO WERE SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.

EVERYONE KNEW IT. [giggles]

I GUESS SOME PEOPLE REALLY CAN MAKE IT WORK

FOR THE LONG HAUL, HUH?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS LIKE WE BEAT THE ODDS.

HUH, KIM? - WE ARE NOT TOGETHER.

- WELL, WE ARRIVED TOGETHER, SO IT'S TECHNICALLY

JUST SEMANTICS. - WE'RE JUST OLD FRIENDS

HAVING ICE CREAM AND CATCHING UP.

- WE ARE GONNA GRAB SOME ICE CREAM.

CAN WE GET TWO CUPS OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP, PLEASE?

AND COULD YOU PUT CHOCOLATE CHIPS ON THE BOTTOM OF HERS?

IT'S HER FAVORITE. - YOU GOT IT.

SO HOW HAS LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU BOTH?

- GREAT. - REALLY GOOD.

- GREAT, GREAT. KIM IS A DOCTOR.

SO IF YOU HAVE ANY, UH, BUMPS OR RASHES--

- I'M NOT QUITE A DOCTOR YET. - YOU'D LIKE HER TO LOOK AT--

- I HAVEN'T DONE MY RESIDENCY YET, SO...

- SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

AND I'M--WELL, I'M JUST AN AIMLESS TRANSIENT

WHO'S, YOU KNOW...

- EVAN'S ACTUALLY VERY SUCCESSFUL.

HE HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

- I RUN A NONPROFIT.

- SO THAT'S TRUE ABOUT THE ORPHANS.

- YOU BEEN CHECKING UP ON ME? - NO, NO, NO.

I JUST, YOU KNOW, WAS CURIOUS

AS TO WHAT YOU HAD MADE OF YOURSELF--

- I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT CHECKING UP LOOKS LIKE--

- MY BROTHER TOLD ME, AND I HEARD FROM A FEW

OF OUR OLD FRIENDS, THAT'S ALL.

- THAT'S A TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF CHECKING--

- NO. LIFE IS UP TO YOU NOW, SO...

DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT.

- YEP.

I ALWAYS DID THINK YOU TWO WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

[mellow R&B]

♪

- ♪ SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE FOR YOU AND ME ♪

♪ AND WE COULD BE SO WONDERFUL ♪

♪ SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE FOR YOU AND ME ♪

♪ AND WE COULD BE SO WONDERFUL ♪

♪ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY ♪

♪ JUST AMAZING, IT FEELS LIKE I'M DREAMING ♪

♪ I WANT YOU CLOSE TO ME

- WELL, THANK YOU. - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU, UH, YOU PARKED OUT HERE?

- YEAH, I'M DOWN THERE. YOU?

- OKAY, I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL.

- OKAY. SEE YA.

- ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.

[engine stutters]

NEED SOME HELP?

WHAT'S WRONG? - OH, UH...

MY CAR WON'T START.

- [chuckles] - THINK IT MUST BE THE BATTERY.

OR SOMETHING.

- WELL, I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.

COME ON.

I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.

- CAN YOU TELL ME THE FIRST THING I EVER ASKED OF YOU, EVER?

- CAN I BORROW YOUR WEED WHACKER?

- TO STAY OUT OF MY YARD.

I STAY OUT OF YOUR YARD, YOU STAY OUT OF MY YARD, RIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- LOOK, ALL I WANNA SAY IS...

KEEP YOUR MISERABLE DOG, COOPER, OUT OF THE BACKYARD!

OKAY?

HE COMPLETELY RUINED MY ROSES.

- ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOPER?

- AM I SURE IT WAS COOPER?

LOOK AT HIM!

[growling]

- THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

- CAN I BORROW YOUR WEED WHACKER?

- AND THE ICE CREAM.

- NO, I GAVE THAT BACK, HENRY.- YOU'RE WELCOME.

AND, UH...THANK YOU FOR A FUN DAY.

- YEAH. - HA HA HA.

OH. - [laughing]

- SEE YOU LATER. - BYE.

HEY, MR. SLAUSON.

HEY, COOPER.

- HEY, I'VE INVITED A BUNCH OF FRIENDS

TO TEQUILA FLATS TONIGHT.

7:30. IT'LL BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

YOU'LL COME, WON'T YA?

[engine revving loudly]

- WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'LL BE FUN.

- NO. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO.

- IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE.

- YEAH. EVERYONE, INCLUDING...THAT ONE.

I THINK WE'VE SPENT A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TIME

ON MEMORY LANE THIS WEEK AS IT IS.

- BUT THAT'S WHAT WEDDINGS ARE FOR--

GETTING TOGETHER WITH OLD FRIENDS AND REMINISCING.

- I THINK I HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELECTIVE

ABOUT WHO I REMINISCE WITH.

IT'S NOT RIGHT TO GO TO ONE OF MY OLD HAUNTS WITH MY EX.

- OKAY, FINE. FAIR ENOUGH.

STAY HOME. MAKE LISTS.

WAIT FOR JEFFREY TO CALL. WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

- YES. EXTREMELY.

YOU'RE THE BEST MAID OF HONOR THE WORLD'S EVER SEEN.

- OH, THANK YOU. I'LL EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

- YOU GOT IT. - YOU GOT EVERYTHING?

- YES. - ALL RIGHT, GOTTA RUN.

MAID OF HONOR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.

- I COULDN'T CHANGE MY OWN OIL IF I HAD TO.

[both chuckling]

- YEAH. OH, HONEY! THE BLAKES ARE HERE.

- OH, HI!

JOANNE AND BEN!

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HI.

- WELL, YOU ALL READY FOR THE BIG DAY?

AND THEN A WEEK IN HAWAII.

- YES, I AM.

THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH FOR THE HONEYMOON.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- IT WON'T DO US MUCH GOOD IF HE NEVER GETS HERE.

- I SPOKE TO HIM LAST NIGHT, AND I BELIEVE HE IS ON A PLANE

ON HIS WAY AS WE SPEAK.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - HE'LL BE HERE.

[boat horn blows]

- GENTLEMEN...

THERE'S NO DEAL WITHOUT JEFFREY.

- YOUR EXPERTISE IS VALUED, WHICH IS WHY WE'VE AGREED

TO KEEP YOU ON FOR SIX MONTHS AS A CONSULTANT.

- THAT WASN'T THE ORIGINAL AGREEMENT.

- IT'S AN ISSUE OF GEOGRAPHY, JEFFREY.

WE NEED YOU HERE IN NEW JERSEY.

I UNDERSTAND YOUR LIFE IS ELSEWHERE.

- GENTLEMEN...

MY LIFE IS WHEREVER OPPORTUNITY RESIDES.

- THEN WE HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS, DON'T WE?

- SIS!

- YO.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.

- HEY. - HEY. UH...

I GOTTA GO PICK UP HER BRIDESMAID DRESS

AND DO SOME ERRANDS.

YOU MIND IF WE LEAVE MEGAN WITH YOU FOR THE DAY?

- NO! ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'D BE A JOY.

I WAS GONNA GO FOR A WALK ANYWAY,

SO I'LL TAKE HER WITH ME AND WE CAN BOND.

- THANK YOU. THAT'S AWESOME.

ARE YOU COMING TO TEQUILA FLATS LATER?

- UH, I'M NOT SURE. ARE YOU GOING?

- YEAH.

I THINK IT'LL BE FUN, YOU KNOW...

BLOW OFF SOME STEAM AND DO SOME DRINKIN'.

YOU KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? - [exhales]

IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, BUT I...

I THINK I'D PROBABLY BETTER NOT, YOU KNOW,

HANG OUT WITH EVAN AND ALL THAT, YEAH.

- TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE FULL RUNDOWN, GIVE YOU ALL THE DIRT.

- [laughing] OKAY, THAT'S PERFECT.

- KAYLA AND I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

- GREAT. - OKAY.

- I'LL WATCH HER FOR YOU.

WHEE!

OKAY. CAN I HAVE THE KEYS, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

[gasps] LET'S OPEN...THE MAILBOX.

WOW!

WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

YOU KNOW...NOTHING!

NOTHING FROM STANFORD.

THAT IS PRETTY MESSED UP, IF YOU ASK ME.

BUT MAYBE TOMORROW.

YOUR KEYS, MISS.

ALL RIGHT, WALK TIME.

[sighs] HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY

THAT YOU'RE A MUNCHKIN?

I DON'T THINK I HAVE.

- HEY.

- OH, HEY.

- HI.

IS THAT BABY MEGAN? - YEAH.

- WOW, SHE'S A BEAUTY. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KAYLA.

- ISN'T SHE AMAZING?

- YOU KNOW, I DO A LOT OF WORK WITH KIDS THESE DAYS,

AND, UH, SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONES

I THINK I'VE SEEN.

- HEY, WHAT IS IT, ANYWAY?

CLEAN DRINKING WATER OR BASKETBALLS?

- HA. CLEAN DRINKING WATER.

FOR REMOTE VILLAGES.

WE'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF GOOD WORK RECENTLY.

A LOT TO BE PROUD OF. - THAT'S COOL.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND SOMETHING YOU'RE HAPPY DOING.

- LISTEN, I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.

I'LL, UH, SEE YOU TONIGHT, RIGHT?

MAYBE. YES. BYE.

[line ringing]

[cell phone rings]

- OH, THERE'S MY PHONE. LET'S SEE WHO THIS IS.

OH, IT'S YOUR UNCLE JEFFREY!

HEY, BABY.

- KIMMY, SOMETHING'S COME UP.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY

IN NEW JERSEY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- KIM, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.

- NO, I REALIZE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT DEAL

AND EVERYTHING,

BUT THIS IS OUR WEDDING REHEARSAL DINNER, JEFFREY.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.

YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BE AT THE WEDDING REHEARSAL DINNER.

- I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT IS POSSIBLE.

- ISN'T OUR WEDDING IMPORTANT?

- KIM... PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

NOT NOW.

KIM, I GOTTA GO.

[beep]

- HELLO?

DID YOU JUST HANG UP?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

ME NEITHER! [numbers beeping]

HEY, RENEE. SO YOU WERE RIGHT.

PICK ME UP LATER, OKAY?

- WHOO-HOO! - YEAH!

GET IN THE CAR!

- IT'S TEQUILA TIME.

- HEY, GIRLFRIEND, GET IN HERE.

- IT'S TIME TO PARTY. - IT IS MARGARITA-O'CLOCK.

- I KNOW...

YEAH!

- ♪ EVERYTHING

♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN I'M WITH YOU, GIRL ♪

♪ WITH YOU, GIRL

- HEY!

- THERE THEY ARE.

[background chatter]

- HELLO!

- WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDES TO SHOW UP!

MY SISTER!

- HEY, WE NEED MORE SHOTS! - YEAH!

BRAD, MORE SHOTS.

- YO! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES KIM A DULL, BORING DUD.

- WHO SAYS THAT? - YOU SAY THAT.

- I HAVE SAID THAT FROM TIME TO TIME.

- HERE. - YEAH!

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

[whooping]

- OKAY. - I LOVE HAVING A BABYSITTER.

YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU GUYS. - THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YAY!

[overlapping chatter]

- I'M NOT CRAZY.

- YOU'RE GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE YOUR WHOLE WEDDING NIGHT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT... BECAUSE IT'S TRADITION.

AND I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG

WITH BEING UNCOMFORTABLE AND GETTING A LITTLE BLISTERED

FOR A LIFETIME OF PROSPERITY.

- WELL, SO DOES A GOOD JOB. YOU'RE CRAZY!

[chattering] I UNDERSTAND.

- [laughing] - WHAT?

- ♪ AND TONIGHT, DO YOU REMEMBER ♪

♪ OH

♪ DO I REMEMBER

♪ DO YOU REMEMBER

[music continues under chatter, laughter]

♪

- YOU KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME?

- TEASE.

- ♪ DO YOU REMEMBER

♪ OH OH OH

♪

- SON OF A-- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION VIOLATION.

HENRY TURNED ME IN.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

YOU WOKE UP THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.

- HE IS NOT GONNA CUT ONE TWIG OFF OUR TREE.

- HONEY, YOU AND HENRY HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS.

- WELL, I'LL STOP WHEN HE STOPS.

THAT MAN HAS GONE TOO FAR.

- CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY'RE STILL AT IT

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?

- HE BLAMES THE SLAUSONS FOR EVERYTHING--

FOR EVAN STEALING YOU AWAY

AND THEN FOR IT NOT WORKING OUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.

HE EVEN BLAMES THE SLAUSONS FOR GLOBAL WARMING.

- OH, REALLY? [chuckles]

- LOOK HOW PRETTY THAT IS WITH THE ARCHWAY.

- THAT'S PRETTY.

- YOU TWO WERE SO YOUNG.

I KEPT TELLING YOU,

YOU WERE LIKE TWO LITTLE KIDS PLAYING HOUSE.

- YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.

ANYWAY, THIS TIME I'M MARRYING AN ADULT.

- YEAH.

OKAY, NOW LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS WOOD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

- THE FIRST TIME WE MET. - YEAH, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME.

- YEAH.

[background chatter]

- SO I WILL RUN JEFFREY THROUGH EVERYTHING

WHEN HE GETS HERE TOMORROW.

- OH. I KNOW YOU WILL. - YEAH.

- KIM, YOU SEEM KIND OF DOWN. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

- WELL...YEAH, I MEAN,

THIS IS PRETTY WEIRD-- JEFFREY'S NOT HERE YET.

IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING AND...

I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE

THE WEDDING'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT TO HIM, YOU KNOW?

- WELL, MARRIAGES HAVE THEIR FAIR SHARE OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THIS AS YOUR FIRST TRUE TEST?

JUST HAVE FAITH THAT HE LOVES AND CHERISHES YOU.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

I JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING

IS GONNA WORK OUT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO.

- YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

AND TOMORROW, YOU'RE GONNA BE STANDING RIGHT HERE

RECITING YOUR VOWS WITH YOUR SOUL MATE.

- JACK!

HEY! I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DOG TEARING UP YOUR GARDEN.

HERE ARE THOSE ROSES I OWE YOU.

- WHAT IS HE...DOING? - WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

- THESE ARE FROM COOPER.

- WHAT IS HE DOING?

- LET ME PICK OUT A FEW NICE ONES HERE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT RIGHT! - STOP IT!

- DAD, STOP! - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY, SON.

I'M JUST SETTLING A LITTLE SCORE HERE.

- STOP IT, HENRY. ENOUGH ALREADY!

- IS THERE A PROBLEM, HENRY?

- OH, UH... HI, REVEREND.

NOPE.

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY.

- REVEREND? - YES?

- HI! COME INSIDE, I'LL MAKE YOU SOME TEA

AND WE'LL FINALIZE SOME PLANS.

- ALL RIGHT. - [sighs]

- I'LL GO GET A RAKE. - OKAY.

- HERE, LET ME.

- OH, THAT'S OKAY. OH.

[laughing] - HOLD ON.

- WOW, YOUR DAD COULDN'T HAVE PICKED SOMETHING

THAT WENT WITH MY COLOR SCHEME, HUH?

- I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO BACK OFF FOR...

- DON'T--DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE FIRE WITH HIM BEFORE.

- SO LAST NIGHT WAS-- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

- THAT WAS REALLY FUN. YEAH.

YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.

- YEAH. - YEAH, IT WAS GOOD TO...

TO SEE YOU, AND EVERYTHING. -- I KNOW

[phone ringing] - WAIT, MY PHONE. - YEAH.

- [gasps] IT'S JEFFREY.

HELLO? - HEY.

- PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE HERE.

- GUESS WHAT? JUST LANDED.

HOPPING INTO A CAB AS WE SPEAK.

AH. - HE'S HERE!

JEFFREY'S HERE!

- HE'S HERE? - JEFFREY'S HERE!

- REALLY? FINALLY.

- HEY!

HELLO!

- HI. - [laughing]

HEY. - HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!

- MM. - I'M BETTER NOW.

- I MISSED YOU. - I MISSED YOU TOO.

- MM.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY HERE.

- I'M SO SORRY I MADE YOU DO EVERYTHING BY YOURSELF.

- OH, I'M JUST... - I REALLY AM.

- HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO GET MARRIED ALL BY MYSELF.

- MM.

- MM. [chuckles]

I'M STAYING HERE, YOU'RE STAYING IN A HOTEL.

IT'S BAD LUCK FOR US TO BE TOGETHER

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING.

- OKAY. [chuckles]

- DON'T WANT ANY BAD LUCK.

- HELLO.

- OH, HI THERE! - HI.

- THAT'S HIM, ISN'T IT? - THAT'S...

UM...EVAN, JEFFREY. JEFFREY, EVAN.

- CONGRATS ON YOUR IMPENDING NUPTIALS.

- THANKS. BYE, NOW.

- YOU SAID HE WASN'T GONNA BE HERE.

[soft chatter]

[laughter]

[soft jazz music playing]

♪

- OKAY, DO NOT FORGET, I'LL BE AT THE HOUSE BY 10:00

TO START ON YOUR HAIR. - I WON'T FORGET.

I WILL BE THERE. THANK YOU.

- AND YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAD ANYONE ELSE DO THIS,

I WOULD DISOWN YOU. - OH, I KNOW THAT VERY WELL.

I LOVE YOU, AUNT ADDIE. - OH, I LOVE YOU TOO.

YOU'RE LIKE THE DAUGHTER I NEVER HAD,

WHO I SAVED YOUR MOTHER FROM RUINING.

- [laughing]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE

WITHOUT YOU ALL THESE YEARS.

- AW. YOU'D BE IN THERAPY, THAT'S FOR SURE.

- [laughing]

- I'M GONNA GO UP THERE, OKAY.

- WHAT'S EVAN DOING HERE? - SHH, JACK, PLEASE.

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

- I DON'T KNOW. HAVING DINNER? - DID YOU INVITE HIM?

- OF COURSE I DIDN'T INVITE HIM.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [clinking glass]

EVERYBODY... [clears throat]

UM, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE

FOR BEING HERE WITH US TO CELEBRATE

THIS VERY, VERY JOYOUS OCCASION.

UM, THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME

KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE

A BIG FUSS OUT OF EVERYTHING, BUT...

- I'M SORRY, BABE. - IT'S OKAY.

- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO.

- CERTAIN JOBS ARE HANDED TO YOU.

NOW, I'VE BEEN FATHER OF THE GROOM BEFORE,

BUT MUCH LIKE KEITH, ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SHOW UP.

IT WAS--IT WAS KAYLA'S DAD WHO MADE THE SPEECH.

[laughing] BUT NOW IT'S MY TURN.

SO, UM... WELL, HERE GOES.

UM, WE ARE SO HAPPY.

IN FACT, HAPPY JUST IS A WORD THAT DOESN'T BEGIN TO CONVEY

HOW TRULY HAPPY WE ARE

THAT O KIMMY IS MARRYING SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN.

- [giggles] - IN FACT, TODAY...

WE RECEIVED SOME EXCELLENT NEWS.

KIM HAS BEEN INVITED

TO DO HER RESIDENCY AT STANFORD MEDICAL CENTER.

[cheers and applause]

[murmurs of approval]

- CONGRATULATIONS. - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

- I WANTED YOU TO BE SURPRISED.

- I GUESS SO. YEAH.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUESS SO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

- I JUST WONDER IF THERE'S NOT SOMEPLACE BETTER FOR YOU.

- THERE ISN'T ANYPLACE BETTER FOR ME.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD? - IT'S FINE.

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT US, STOP.

- LET'S ALL TOAST EACH OTHER, SHALL WE?

TO EVERYBODY, TO OUR-- TO ONE ANOTHER,

GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE. RIGHT?

all: HEAR, HEAR. - RIGHT? CHEERS.

all: CHEERS. - AND I COULD GO ON AND ON,

BUT--BUT QUITE FRANKLY, WHY?

AND LET'S HAVE OUR PRIME RIB, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

SHALL WE? [laughing]

- NO, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SORRY.

I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO OPEN THE FLOOR

TO ANYONE ELSE WHO MIGHT LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

- I WOULD.

- WHAT IS HE DOING? - JACK, PLEASE.

- OKAY, UM...MR. SLAUSON WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

AND MAYBE A BUSBOY WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST AFTER.

- NOW, UH... MOST OF YOU KNOW ME

AS KIM'S CHILDHOOD... BEST FRIEND.

I ADMIRE KIM.

SHE SETS HER MIND TO SOMETHING, AND SHE FOLLOWS THROUGH.

JEFFREY IS A LUCKY MAN. WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY.

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE RAISE YOUR GLASSES?

UM...I WOULD LIKE TO WISH KIM AND JEFFREY

ONLY THE VERY BEST.

CONGRATULATIONS, KIM.

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM.

[soft muttering] - CHEERS. HEAR, HEAR.

- CHEERS. [soft chatter]

- HEAR, HEAR. - THAT WAS INTERESTING.

- THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST DISPLAYS I'VE EVER SEEN.

- HE'S REALLY CUTE TOO. HE'S GOT...

- YOU DONE YET?

- HMM? NO.

I STILL HAVE TO DRY THIS ONE.

- I MEAN, WITH YOUR LITTLE CHARADE.

- I DON'T LIKE CHARADES.

I'M TERRIBLE AT IT.

- I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, EVAN.

- WE'RE JUST HERE FOR DINNER, MAN.

- [scoffs] LOOK...

YOUR PRESENCE HAS CAUSED SOME TROUBLE.

OKAY, SO IF YOU CAN JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR

AND MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE UNTIL SUNDAY,

THAT'D BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

- AY, AY, CAPTAIN.

[phone chirps]

- WELL, IT SEEMS I'VE OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME.

- YOU NEVER WERE WELCOME.

- FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

- HEY, EVAN...THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID BACK THERE.

THAT WAS VERY SWEET.

TERRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND AWKWARD,

BUT SWEET.

- ARTHUR, I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK IN A LITTLE.

KIM, THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM. - I KNOW WHAT ROOM.

OUT, OUT. OCCUPIED, GO.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[loudly] YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE,

YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING, YOU'VE BEEN EMAILING,

YOU'VE BEEN COMPLETELY... - ...A FEW LAST MINUTE CHANGES.

- WHAT KIND OF CHANGES? - WHY DIDN'T YOU

TELL ME ABOUT STANFORD?

YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME RIGHT WHEN YOU HEARD.

- WHY? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I WANTED TO TELL YOU IN PERSON.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN PART OF THE PLAN.

- WELL, WHAT IF... THE PLAN CHANGED?

GEOGRAPHICALLY SPEAKING.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- IT LOOKS LIKE GREENBRIDGE WANTS ME IN JERSEY NOW.

- IN JERSEY?

I CAN'T COMMUTE TO STANFORD FROM NEW JERSEY.

- LISTEN, COLUMBIA IS ONE OF THE BEST

TEACHING HOSPITALS IN THE COUNTRY.

YOU DO YOUR RESIDENCY THERE,

YOU CAN WRITE YOUR OWN TICKET.

- I'M NOT DOING MY RESIDENCY AT COLUMBIA!

I'M DOING IT AT STANFORD. I DIDN'T APPLY TO COLUMBIA.

THAT WOULD SET ME BACK AN ENTIRE YEAR!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - IT'S ONE YEAR.

- I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH EVAN,

AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU TOO?

- [sighs]

KIM...

LOOK, MY WORK IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

- FOUR YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL, AND ALL FOR NOTHING?

YOU WANT ME TO JUST, LIKE, PUT IT ON HOLD?

- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, KIM.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT COMPROMISE.

- MM, YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY ABOUT THAT?

IS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT

ARE NEVER THE ONES MAKING THE COMPROMISE.

- KIM.

- UH-OH. SHOULD I GO AFTER HER?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

GIVE HER A FEW MINUTES. SHE'LL BE OKAY.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'D JUST LEAVE.

- OH, DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT.

SHE'LL COOL OFF.

- SHE CERTAINLY CAN'T HOLD HER LIQUOR.

DOES SHE DRINK OFTEN, JEFFREY?

- NO. HARDLY EVER.

- FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SWALLOW

A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN ONE GULP.

- YOU GET YOUR OWN.

- COME ON. COME ON.

- MM.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.

[sighs]

DO MEN REALLY WANT WOMEN TO GIVE UP ON THEIR GOALS?

- I THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE GUY.

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GUYS,

THEY WANT THE DREAM AND THEY WANT THE GIRL.

- I'VE WORKED TOO HARD AND TOO LONG

TO GIVE EVERYTHING UP RIGHT NOW.

- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE ANYTHING UP.

- THAT'S FUNNY.

THAT COMING FROM THE GUY WHO WANTED ME

TO PUT MEDICAL SCHOOL ON HOLD.

- I WAS YOUNG.

AND STUPID.

AND I DIDN'T SUPPORT YOU.

HERE, HERE...

THERE YOU GO.

- HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

DID YOU MEAN ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU SAID IN THERE?

- I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU.

YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN WHAT YOU WANTED.

- I WANTED SO BADLY TO JUST...

THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND RUN OFF.

TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH YOU.

- I GUESS WE COULD LEARN A FEW THINGS FROM EACH OTHER.

AND MAYBE BY NOW...

WE FINALLY MAKE THE PERFECT TEAM.

- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

- WE MADE A MISTAKE.

- WELL, THEN, WHERE WERE YOU THE LAST FOUR YEARS?

- IT WASN'T UNTIL I HEARD THAT YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED

THAT...I REALIZED WHAT AN IDIOT I WAS TO LET YOU GO.

- SO YOU DID COME BACK FOR ME?

- YEAH, OF COURSE.

YOU KNEW THAT FROM THE SECOND YOU FIRST SAW ME.

- YOU HAVE GOT HORRIBLE TIMING.

[sniffles]

MM.

STOP.

- WHY? WHY? 'CAUSE...

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW?

- NO, 'CAUSE I THINK I'M GONNA BARF.

- OH, NO. - OH, YEAH.

[coughing, retching]

- HERE WE ARE.

- WHAT'D YOU SAY?

WHERE'D YOU GO?

[laughing] - OH.

- WHERE AM I? - HERE WE GO.

- HUH? - SEATBELT'S OFF, OKAY. READY?

OKAY. - I'M GONNA SLEEP HERE.

- NO, COME ON. YOU GOTTA GET UP.

- [laughing] - THAT'S RIGHT.

[door opening] - [laughing]

- SHH, SHH, SHH. - [laughing]

- WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

NO. - UPSTAIRS.

- WHEN IS THE WEDDING?

- SHH, SHH, IT'S TOMORROW.

- NO, WHEN AM I GETTING MARRIED?

- MY GOSH, LIKE, 16 HOURS, GIVE OR TAKE.

- [laughing] - SHH.

- [laughing] THAT'S REALLY SOON.

[giggles] THAT'S REALLY SOON.

WAIT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

- WHERE'D YOUR SHOE GO?

- [gasps] [alarm beeping loudly]

[gasps]

[sighs]

[gasps]

- P-A-BLANK.

AT PAR?

AT PAT? [giggles]

- HI. OOH.

- WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT MY HANGOVER?

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK.

- LET ME HANDLE THIS, OKAY?

YOU SALT WOUNDS LIKE IT WAS YOUR JOB.

- [softly] AY, AY, AY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.

I DON'T USUALLY DRINK LIKE THAT.

- I THINK I KNOW WHAT GOT INTO YOU.

THE PAST.

- WELL, IT'S HAUNTING ME. - MM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HONEY?

- I'M GONNA DRINK THIS COFFEE,

AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.

- WELL, I'M THINKING MAYBE, UM, HAIR OF THE DOG?

- OOH! NO.

NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BARF ON YOU.

- OH. NO, THANKS.

[doorbell rings]

OOH, WANT ME TO GET THAT?

- I GOT IT. - YOU SURE?

- [whispers] OW. - OOH.

[humming wedding tune] ♪ DA DA DA-DA

- SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

[knocking loudly]

- OH, MY GOSH.

- YAY, I WAS JUST COMING TO WAKE YOU.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- B.F., I NEED TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.

LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. - OKAY.

AND THAT'S ALL THAT YOU REMEMBER?

- THAT'S NOT ENOUGH? - WHAT IF I'M A STUPID TRAMP

WHO HAS AN AFFAIR WITH HER EX-HUSBAND

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING?

- NO, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT ANYTHING HAPPENED.

- I KNOW THAT I KISSED HIM.

- [sighs]

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO EVAN.

- I CAN'T. I'M FURIOUS WITH HIM.

- I KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

EVAN'S TROUBLE.

HE'S LIKE KRYPTONITE TO YOU.

YOU TWO HAVE ALWAYS JUST BEEN SO DRAWN TO EACH OTHER.

- NO, NO, NO.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST THE STRESS, AND, LIKE, THE WEDDING,

AND THE LIQUOR, AND... [sniffles]

AND THAT BOMBSHELL JEFFREY DROPPED ON ME, RIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW, KIMMY. I DON'T KNOW.

WAS IT CIRCUMSTANCE OR WAS IT CHEMISTRY?

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER TO THAT.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT HERE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED... - I KNOW.

- IN A FEW HOURS. - I KNOW, I KNOW.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

[doorbell rings] - KIM, THE MAKEUP ARTISTS ARE HERE.

- I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS.

- OKAY. [sniffles]

- JUST ONE THING AT A TIME.

[sighs]

HELLO, HI, LADIES. I'M RENEE, THE MAID OF HONOR.

- HI, RENEE. - THIS IS KIMMY,

OUR BLUSHING BRIDE. - PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

- COME ON IN, COME ON IN, COME ON IN.

AND, YEAH, YOU GUYS SET UP IN THE BACK,

WE'LL MEET YOU IN THERE. - OKAY, THANKS.

- KIM?

- YEAH?

- YOU JUST WANT US TO POUR ALL THE WATER, RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

- UH, HOLD THE LADDER HERE.

- SET HER DOWN.

- YOU AND ELLEN GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE OUTSIDE.

OKAY, AND GET THAT SET UP.

- [frustrated sigh]

- AND MAKE SURE YOU... - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

- THIS IS THE LOWEST, HENRY.

THE LOWEST YOU HAVE EVER SUNK IN YOUR LIFE,

YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!

- HEY, HEY, HEY. EASY WITH THE NAME-CALLING.

BUT WHILE WE'RE AT IT, YOU'RE A SANCTIMONIOUS WINDBAG.

- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, YOU KNOW THAT?

JUST--JUST DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO,

AND NOT EVEN WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER

IT HURTS SOMEBODY ELSE.

YOU JUST--YOU JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A--

A...A TREE!

WHEN IT'S AT IT'S MOST VULNERABLE,

AND, AND, AND...

WHEN IT'S-- IT'S FEELING UPSET,

AND HAS ITS RESISTANCE DOWN.

HOW DO YOU JUST...UGH!

- THIS...TREE

WAS CRYING OUT FOR HELP, OKAY?

I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE TREE.

- IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO DETERMINE

WHAT THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE TREE ARE!

AND FURTHERMORE, I THINK IT'S PRETTY SELFISH OF YOU

TO THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TREE

WITHOUT EVEN ASKING IT FIRST!

- I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE TREE.

I JUST WANT MY HOT TUB.

- [grumbles] - LISTEN...

I WAS JUST SAYING WE CANCELLED THE ORDER THIS MORNING.

BUT THERE WAS A MIX-UP AND THE GUYS SHOWED UP ANYWAY.

- IS THIS TRUE?

- YEAH, EVAN TALKED ME OUT OF IT.

NOW I GOTTA GO BUY THEM LUNCH.

- THANK YOU, EVAN.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, MR. TYLER.

KIM'S WEDDING SHOULD BE EVERYTHING

SHE'S EVER DREAMED OF.

- OKEYDOKEY.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. SEE, KIMMY?

ALL BETTER. - YEAH, ALL BETTER.

- YEAH.

- THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

- I JUST WANT THE TREE TO BE HAPPY.

- THANKS.

[phone ringing]

- HELLO?

- JEFFREY. - HEY, MOM.

- CAN WE TALK? IT'S IMPORTANT.

- SURE. - I TRIED YOUR CELL PHONE,

BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICE MAIL,

AND THE HOTEL PHONE WAS ON A "DO NOT DISTURB,"

SO I HAD TO SAY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

- UH, UM... I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, MOM.

I JUST NEEDED SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT THINGS.

- YES.

YOU DISAPPEARED LAST NIGHT

RIGHT AFTER WE GOT BACK TO THE HOUSE.

- YEAH, I JUST NEEDED TO BE ALONE.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE TIME?

- ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T.

I SAW SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

- WHAT IS IT, MOM? WHAT'D YOU SEE?

- YOU KNOW I LOVE KIM, SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.

BUT...

- YEAH, I LIKE THIS ONE.

- YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THAT? - HMM, YEAH.

- UM...HONEY?

- YEAH?

- I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A HARD TIME

GETTING IN TOUCH WITH JEFFREY.

- REALLY? - BUT I'M SURE IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I LEFT HIM SOME MESSAGES.

APPARENTLY, THERE'S A "DO NOT DISTURB" ON THE HOTEL LINE.

- WHAT? - I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

- WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A FEW HOURS.

- WELL... IT MUST BE A MISTAKE.

- THAT'S REALLY WEIRD, DON'T YOU THINK?

THAT HE WOULD HAVE A "DO NOT DISTURB" ON THE HOTEL LINE?

- I THINK IT'S FINE. - YOU DO? OKAY.

- I THINK IT'S FINE, AND I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL

MOST IMPORTANTLY.

- [mouths silently] ONE MINUTE.

- HEY. - HEY.

- LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE REAL BUSY,

BUT I HAD TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

- YEAH, WHAT?

- LOOK, LAST NIGHT YOU WENT TO THE FOUNTAINS, OKAY?

OUR FOUNTAINS, THE PLACE WHERE I PROPOSED TO YOU.

WHY?

- I WENT TO THE FOUNTAINS BECAUSE

I LOVE THE FOUNTAINS, AND BECAUSE THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL,

AND IT'S ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE PLACES.

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - THAT'S OKAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

WHY DID YOU KISS ME LAST NIGHT?

- ACTUALLY, YOU KISSED ME.

- NO, I DIDN'T.

NO, NO, NO, I DEFINITELY DID NOT KISS YOU.

THAT MUCH I REMEMBER. - REGARDLESS OF WHO KISSED WHO,

THAT KISS BROUGHT A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF UP.

- [laughing] NO PUN INTENDED.

- IT MEANT SOMETHING. - UM...

WHAT ELSE HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AFTER THE KISS?

- YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

- NO, I REALLY DON'T. IT'S ALL A BLUR.

- I DROVE YOU HOME, WE WALKED UP THOSE STAIRS,

AND I PUT YOU TO BED.

- YEAH? THEN WHAT?

- THAT'S IT.

- THAT'S IT? - YOU PASSED OUT.

YEAH, IT WAS JUST ONE KISS, OKAY?

BUT I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KISS.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE KISS, OKAY?

IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME HAVING FEELINGS.

DEEP FEELINGS, REAL FEELINGS.

THAT WE'VE HAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME,

THAT YOU WERE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER

TO--TO DENY.

- OH, MY GOSH, NO.

NO, NO, NO. I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY.

- WHY ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TODAY?

WHY?

- YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY GREAT

THAT YOU'RE HAVING ALL THESE REVELATIONS RIGHT NOW

A FEW HOURS BEFORE MY WEDDING.

BUT YOU'VE HAD FOUR YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING.

SO YOUR MINUTE'S UP.

- KIM...

KIM... [door opens]

[door slams]

- KIM?

KIM!

KIMMY?

[knocking] - [sobbing]

- HEY. - HEY.

THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE.

- CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

- SURE, SWEETIE, WHAT'S UP?

- [breathes deeply]

WHAT IF I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE WEDDING?

- WHAT--HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- WHAT... IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

- [sighs] I--I DON'T KNOW.

I...I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT I WANTED,

AND NOW EVERYTHING JUST FEELS SO DIFFERENT.

I WANTED THE PERFECT WEDDING, IN THE PERFECT SETTING,

TO THE PERFECT MAN, AND...

AND THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT FEELS RIGHT NOW.

- I'M SORRY, HONEY. I FEEL RESPONSIBLE.

YOUR FATHER AND I WENT OVERBOARD.

AND, YOU KNOW, WE JUST WANTED YOU

TO HAVE A WEDDING THAT YOU NEVER HAD.

- I JUST HAVE THIS PIT IN MY STOMACH,

AND IT'S NOT GOING AWAY,

AND I JUST WANNA FLEE.

- HONEY, YOU'VE JUST GOT COLD FEET.

- OH, HONEY, I WAS TERRIFIED ON MY WEDDING DAY, REMEMBER?

I CRIED ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE.

I DID! I DID! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT DAY TURNED OUT TO BE THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.

BECAUSE WHEN IT'S RIGHT, IT'S RIGHT.

- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS RIGHT?

- WELL... [sighs]

YOU JUST KNOW, HONEY. - YEAH, YOU JUST KNOW.

YOU STILL HAVEN'T REACHED JEFFREY?

- NOPE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S PLANNING ON SHOWING UP.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM ALL MORNING.

- OF COURSE HE'LL SHOW UP.

JEFFREY'S NOT THE TYPE TO NO-SHOW.

- HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME?

- OH, HERE WE GO.

- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

[crying] THIS IS MY WEDDING DAY.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE,

AND I'M COMPLETELY MISERABLE.

- IT'S JUST NERVES, HONEY.

- I KNEW IT. - YOU KNEW WHAT?

- I KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN

THE SECOND THAT YOU SAW EVAN AGAIN.

I SHOULD'VE BET MONEY ON IT. I NEVER WIN ANYTHING.

I TOTALLY WOULD'VE HIT THE JACKPOT.

- THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH EVAN.

- HONEY, THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVAN.

- NO. IT DOESN'T.

- WHAT HAPPENED WITH EVAN, KIMMY?

- NOTHING. - THEY KISSED.

- THAT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

- SORRY. - THAT DIDN'T.

- HONEY, IF YOU KISSED ANOTHER MAN

THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING,

THERE'S NO WAY THAT DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING.

IT'S PRETTY TELLING IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR BUTTERFLIES

BEFORE YOU EVEN WALK DOWN THE AISLE.

- OH, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF BUTTERFLIES.

DAD JUST SAID THAT MEANS COLD FEET, THOUGH.

- SOMEBODY GET THIS GIRL SOME HEAVY SOCKS.

- [sniffles] - SWEETHEART...

OF COURSE YOU'RE ANTSY.

JEFFREY JUST DROPPED A BOMB ON YOU LAST NIGHT

AND HE'S NOT RETURNING YOUR PHONE CALLS.

IT'S UNRESOLVED.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO.

- UH, HONEY, YOUR HAIR.

- IT'S OKAY, I HAVE TIME. I HAVE TO TALK TO JEFFREY

BEFORE I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS WEDDING.

DRIVER? - YES, MA'AM?

- CAN WE GO TO THE GRAND REGENT HOTEL RIGHT NOW, PLEASE?

- ABSOLUTELY.

- THANK YOU.

- THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.

- ALL RIGHT.

[phone ringing]

JEFFREY, THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP THE PHONE.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU ALL MORNING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING,

BUT WE HAVE TO TALK - WELL, GOOD.

'CAUSE THERE'S A FEW THINGS WE NEED TO CLEAR UP

BEFORE I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS AS WELL.

YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

OH, MY GOSH. WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?

- I'M ON MY WAY TO THE HOUSE. WHERE ARE YOU?

- ON MY WAY TO THE HOTEL.

EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU TAKE ME BACK TO THE HOUSE, PLEASE?

- KIM... [sighs]

I GUESS OUR TIMING ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

- HEADING BACK TO SAN DIEGO?

- NO REASON FOR ME TO STAY HERE.

- DON'T BE A STRANGER, OKAY?

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN. - YOU TOO, MAN.

- OH, UM... BEFORE I GO.

- HEY! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

- YEAH. NO, NOT FOR YOU.

IT'S FOR KIM. COULD YOU MAKE SURE SHE GETS IT?

- YEAH. IT'S A WEDDING GIFT?

- IT'S MORE LIKE A GOOD-BYE PRESENT.

- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, EVAN.

- UH, COULD WE HAVE SOME MORE LANTERNS

IN THOSE TREES, PLEASE?

- YES, SIR.

- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, EVERYONE.

WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE HOURS.

OH, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO LINE THIS AISLE WITH WHITE ROSES!

- WELL, FORGET THE ROSES, ELEANOR.

WE'RE SCALING BACK, THERE'S NO TIME.

- WELL, I SUPPOSE IT WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS.

- WELL, IT'S WHAT KIM WANTS.

- WHAT IF THIS IS ALL FOR NOTHING?

- THEY'LL WORK IT OUT. - WHAT IF THEY DON'T?

- THEN WE HAVE A VERY EXPENSIVE GARDEN PARTY TONIGHT.

[sighs]

- I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT HER.

- YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO.

- KIM?

HEY, RENEE.

RENEE, RENEE, HEY...

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

- I REALLY THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TALK TO KIM ABOUT THAT.

- YEAH, I INTEND TO.

- GREAT.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S BEEN TRYING

TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL MORNING.

AND IN FACT, FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS.

- OKAY, SO EXCUSE ME FOR PROVIDING HER

WITH HER FINANCIAL FUTURE.

- JEFFREY, WHAT ABOUT HER EMOTIONAL FUTURE?

I THINK IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO HER.

- YOU JUST DON'T GET THE HINT, DO YOU?

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HEADING BACK DOWN TO SAN DIEGO.

- WOULD YOU STOP IT?

OKAY, STOP WITH ALL YOUR LIES!

I KNOW WHY YOU CAME BACK HERE.

- REALLY? WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

- WELL, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY STALKING HER.

- YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?

SHE CHOSE YOU. YOU WIN.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- I TRIED EVERYTHING, MAN. WE EVEN KISSED.

NOTHING WORKED.

- [grunts] - OW!

OH!

- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

EVAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

- MM?

YOU DO CARE.

- OH, DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT, YOU'LL BE FINE.

- [groans]

- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

- YOU KISSED HIM.

- YOU DON'T PUNCH PEOPLE, JEFFREY!

WHO ARE YOU? - [panting]

WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW ME AS WELL AS YOU THOUGHT, KIM.

- COME ON, LET'S GO.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE FINE!

- COME ON.

[laughter and chatter]

- OH, HEY!

- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

- WITH ME? ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M NOT THE ONE THAT CHEATED THE NIGHT BEFORE OUR WEDDING.

- I DIDN'T CHEAT. - KIM...

[sighs]

I'VE ACCEPTED THEIR OFFER.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- IT MEANS NEW JERSEY.

- YOU JUST ACCEPTED AN OFFER IN NEW JERSEY

WITHOUT TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT?

YOU'VE MADE THIS DECISION ABOUT OUR FUTURE WITHOUT--

- NO, NO, I MADE THIS DECISION ABOUT MY FUTURE.

- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, YOU'VE JUST...

[sniffs]

[laughing]

ARE YOU REALLY JUST GONNA WALK AWAY FROM THIS?

- I'M SUPPOSED-- - ON OUR WEDDING DAY?

- I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY YOU

WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?

- I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH SOME-- - OH, COME ON, KIM.

IT'S OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.

YOU NEVER GOT OVER HIM.

I MEAN, YOU TWO, YOU HAVE THIS...

THIS ANTAGONISTIC BANTER, YOU KNOW?

BUT ALL IT IS, IT'S VERBAL FOREPLAY.

I MEAN, WHOSE SIDE DID YOU JUST RUN TO A MINUTE AGO?

- [sniffles]

- I'M RIGHT. AREN'T I?

- [sniffs]

[sighs]

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

THIS IS CRAZY.

- I LOVE YOU, KIM.

[sighs]

BUT I GOTTA GO.

[happy chatter]

- THAT HONEYMOON IS NOT REFUNDABLE.

COME ON.

- LOOK, I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T BE AN IDIOT.

YOU HAD HER ONCE AND YOU LET HER GO.

DON'T MAKE THAT SAME MISTAKE AGAIN.

SHE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[car chirps]

- THIS IS REALLY HUMILIATING.

- LISTEN, UM, SWEETIE PIE,

I-I'LL DO THIS THING WITH YOU.

- I'M SORRY, DAD. - OH, IT'S ONLY MONEY.

A LOT OF MONEY, BUT IT'S ONLY MONEY.

- I'M SORRY YOU WON'T GET TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.

- OH, HONEY, MAYBE NOT TODAY, BUT SOMEDAY.

RIGHT?

- I REALLY HOPE SO. [cries]

[footsteps]

- UM... [clears throat]

JEFFREY AND HIS PARENTS JUST LEFT.

AH...

EVAN WANTED ME TO GIVE THIS TO YOU.

- OH, NO. NO, NO. - NO, NO.

- ALL WEDDING GIFTS ARE TO BE RETURNED PROMPTLY.

- YEAH, WELL, I THINK...

I KIND OF THINK YOU SHOULD OPEN THIS ONE.

- "DEAR DR. TYLER,

"WHEREVER YOU PRACTICE, THEY'RE THE LUCKY ONES.

LOVE ALWAYS, EVAN."

[soft chatter]

- UM...

HI, EVERYBODY, UH...

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT HERE TODAY.

UM...

UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE HAD A CHANGE OF PLANS.

- JEFFREY AND I HAVE DECIDED

THAT--

- HE'S NOT THE MAN FOR YOU.

[gasps and chatter]

- [heavy breath] - WHAT?

- I WAS THE RIGHT MAN.

- I DON'T-- I'M NOT FOLLOWING.

- I WAS JUST THE RIGHT MAN AT THE WRONG TIME.

FOUR YEARS AGO WAS THE WRONG TIME.

- [quietly] WOW.

- NOW IT'S THE RIGHT TIME.

[guests chattering]

RIGHT MAN, RIGHT TIME.

KIM, I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, AND I HAVE LOVED YOU

SINCE I WAS SIX YEARS OLD.

I LOVED YOU BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT LOVE WAS.

I JUST--I KNEW THAT I WANTED TO BE AROUND YOU.

I WANTED TO...BE NEAR YOU,

TOUCH YOU, PULL YOUR LITTLE RED BRAIDS AND MAKE YOU CRY.

- [giggles]

- WELL, I'M DONE MAKING YOU CRY, KIM.

I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU SMILE.

WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

SO...KIMBERLY ANN TYLER...

WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR

OF BEING MY WIFE?

AGAIN?

FOR GOOD THIS TIME.

[guests gasp]

- YOU KEPT MY RING?

- IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE WORN BY YOU...

AS MY WIFE.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIMSY-KAT?

- [giggles]

SO AS DESTINY WOULD HAVE IT,

EVAN AND I ENDED UP HAVING THE BACKYARD WEDDING

WE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.

[applause]

MY PARENTS ARE HAPPY, THE SLAUSONS ARE HAPPY,

AND THE FEUD BETWEEN OUR FATHERS HAS COME TO A PEACEFUL END.

PEOPLE DO CHANGE.

I GUESS SOMETIMES FATE WORKS ON ITS OWN TIMETABLE.

[soft orchestral music]

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