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[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out 'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while But ♪

♪ We're back with style So ♪

♪ Get set To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Ha-yeah! Take that!

Back at ya, pal!

[Alvin] Oh! Oh! Yes!

Um, excuse me, guys,

is it my turn yet?

Right after Simon eats my dust! Hya!

Okay.

It's just that you said that three hours ago.

Ya! Ah!

Unh! Whoa!

Unh!

[grunts]

This world is filled with two kinds of people.

The givers like me and the takers.

And I just happen to live

with one of the biggest takers in the universe!

[grunts]

Take that!

Oh, yeah? Boo-ya.

You guys, I need to talk. I am upset!

Not so fast!

Hey!

Upset? Heh-heh.

You're upset?

You want to see upset?

I'll show you upset!

Okay, Alvin, hold on.

What's wrong, Eleanor?

Well--

[grunts]

--it's just that

I-I'm so mad at Brittany I-I-I can't even talk about it.

[chuckles]

Help me out here, Eleanor.

You ruin our game

at the exact moment when I'm about to win--

Objection!

Overruled. So Eleanor, just so I'm clear,

you wanted to talk about something

that you can't talk about?

Yeah, pretty much.

I just need to know if I can stay here tonight. Please?

All right, I understand.

Allow me to just have a word with my peeps.

[whispering] Can you believe that?

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

There's no way I'm gonna live with that.

Um, sorry, Eleanor, no vacancy.

Of course she can spend the night.

Dave, allowing a girl into our man cave

is not a wise decision for several reasons.

Alvin, you're not a man. You're a kid.

Well-- Second...

I'm king of the castle.

Fine, but as your head squire--

Third, and most importantly,

we're a family that helps.

And Eleanor needs our help.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Which bed can I use?

[♪♪♪]

What's-- What's going on?

[gasps]

Y-y-you, you...

...took my closet?

Um, heh, well, it was empty!

I mean, your clothes were on the floor.

I was going to hang them up...

at some point...

this year.

Probably.

Anyway, how long is this...

occupation gonna last?

Well, I'm glad you asked.

Because considering I never ever, ever, ever

want to see Brittany ever again...

Did I mention "ever" enough times to be clear?

Yeah, so I'm thinking, um...

...until I leave for college.

[♪♪♪]

No!

She's going to stay!

Do you hear that?

Stay. As in, move in!

I-N-N! In!

Alvin, it's I-N.

Not I-N-N, as in a hotel.

Thank you, Simon.

So helpful to have a spelling lesson

when your only brother needs your help?

Last time I checked, I had two brothers.

Not the point. Talk to her, please.

Convince her with that huge brain of yours

to hit the road.

Bon voyage!

Get out of here.

Ugh. All right.

But those boo-hoo eyes

need practice.

Thanks buddy, pal, best bro ever.

Meanwhile, I'm going to read up all about

mole-cular go-jiggology?

She's not budging.

She and Brittany had a colossal fight

and she'd and I quote,

"prefer to never see her ever, ever, ever again."

End quote.

But, anyway, I still wouldn't worry.

Heh-heh, well. Easy for you to say.

You still have your bed.

That's it, Dave, we need a serious pow-wow.

Turns out Eleanor isn't planning on doing--

Hi!

Hey, Alvin. Can you believe this kitchen?

It's spotless.

And Eleanor makes the best cup of tea.

Refill?

Oh, keep it flowing, girlfriend!

Ha, ha. Pound it out.

And blow it up.

[both imitate explosion]

Heh, Boo-ya! W-What's with the word?

W-Why is this happening?

I'm sorry Alvin, you were saying?

Oh, m-me?

Um, just, you know, wanted to say,

I'm so darn happy that Eleanor, you know, has found, um,

a new home.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Girls they drive me crazy All the time ♪

♪ Yeah, them girls they drive me Crazy all the time ♪

♪ Said if she's a girl she ain't No friend of mine ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em But I live without 'em fine ♪

♪ Girls, think they're the boss Of everyone ♪

♪ Yeah, them girls think they're The boss of everyone ♪

♪ When a girl's around Ain't no one havin' fun ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em But I live without 'em fine ♪

♪ One is enough And two is too much and ♪

♪ Three would make any munk Go nuts, yeah ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em But I live without 'em fine ♪

What are you doing?

Checking for bugs.

Dave's super new best friend probably is listening.

Alvin, you have crossed into another dimension.

Oh, Simon, put your glasses on.

Are you blind?

Girl power is extremely effective on Dave.

If we're not careful, we'll be sleeping in the backyard.

Now I'm certain you're living on a different planet.

Trust me, it'll all blow over soon enough.

[door opens]

Oh, she is so self-centered!

And so, so clueless!

And, oh, I-I-I'm so mad at Brittany,

I-I-I can't see straight.

So I-I really need you guys to let me sleep here tonight.

Blowing over, huh?

Well, you sure called that one, Simon.

Stay as long as you like, Jeanette.

We could use another woman's touch around here, right, guys?

Oh, good! You brought the clock!

Yeah, I knew you'd want it.

[Jeanette & Eleanor] Girl talk! What you talking about?

Girl talk, say what! Hey, girl talk!

All right, I hate to admit this, but you're right.

Something has to be done. But-- But what?

[knocking]

Eleanor did this to me.

Why did you let her?

She...she gave me the eyes.

I am not going to stand by while my brothers

have bows in their hair.

[hair dryer blows]

[screams]

What do you want?

We're here to talk...

We're here to talk about...

We're trying to...

We're here to talk about Jeanette and Eleanor.

What was the fight about? Maybe we can help.

I'd rather not say.

Unless you want me to get really, really upset!

Knock yourself out. Okay, so they were--

Yeah, that's plenty.

So I take it you have no interest in living

with your sisters ever again.

Oh, oh, no, no! I wouldn't say that.

Maybe in a hundred years, I'll forgive them.

Until then, I just love living alone.

No waiting for the bathroom or the hair dryer!

[blowing]

Time for Operation Switchback!

Oh. I have an idea. Oh, ho!

Okay, now. You're freaking me out.

Oh, trust me. It'll work.

Oh, let's see, let's see...

Oh! I know. I'll paint everything pink!

[screams]

[Brittany] What is it now?

Oh, I hate to ask you, Brit, but we need a place to stay.

Since your sisters have taken over our room--

It's only fair that we stay here.

[chuckling] I know what you're trying to do, Alvin.

Yes, I do. But it won't work.

I am not moving.

You don't think I can take stinky feet?

Theodore, no please. You're better than this.

Oh, my gosh.

I-I need to cut some roses.

But, guys, I will be back.

[music blares]

Do you have any idea what time it is?

I promise if I wake up with dark circles from lack of sleep--

Sorry, I can't hear you!

I will not give in. I will not give in. I will not give in.

Ooh, I'm seeing lots of split ends here, Dave.

You really need to use a conditioner.

And I think you could use an organic moisturizer too.

Uh, girls, um...

H-How long is this gonna last?

Oh, so that's where my shampoo went!

And what are you gonna do about it?

Oh, guys, I'm sorry. And I missed you!

[Jeanette & Eleanor] We missed you too! We're sorry!

So what color should we do his nails?

A blue, you think?

Alvin!

That, gentlemen, is our call home!

[door opens] Fun's over, girls.

But we're just getting started.

[all arguing indistinctly]

Will everyone please just calm down? Quiet!

[Dave whistles]

I think the best thing is for everyone

to just go back to their home.

[all] Great idea, Dave! [groans]

Right this way, ladies.

Oh, I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.

[Brittany] I know!

Um, if you don't mind my asking,

what was the fight about anyway?

Um...hm, I can't remember.

Yeah, me neither.

Um...ooh, I forgot.

[all] Wait a minute.

I can't believe you did that! Me? What about you?

[all] Alvin! [Chipettes arguing]

[giggles]

[♪♪♪]

[Alvin] All right, let's try it again.

♪ Video game daydreams ♪

♪ Not what they may seem ♪

♪ I'm caught in a Video game, always ♪

♪ The same, daydream-- ♪

Oh! Ugh! Just stop! This is terrible!

Ugh! Why is Dave making us write a song?

He's the songwriter!

If he doesn't write, then what's he doing besides torturing us?

Uh, raising smart, independent children with good character?

Lame! And boring.

Oh. Oh, guys! What about this for the song?

Theodore, please. We're just trying to get this done.

But y-you didn't even listen to mine.

'Cause I've heard the other two hundred!

Let me guess. Is it about ice cream...again?

So?

Then we don't want to hear it.

Heh, heh. He means, we don't want to hear it right now.

Why don't you let Alvin and I finish this song,

a-and then we can hear yours later?

Oh... O-Okay.

[twang]

[♪♪♪]

[Theodore] Okay, get ready...

and...go.

♪ Been eatin' ice cream ♪

♪ Since two years old ♪

♪ 'Cause I found love ♪

♪ In somethin' cold ♪

♪ Busts my seams ♪

♪ Or so, I'm told ♪

♪ While she's wrecking my body ♪

♪ She saves my soul ♪

Oh, I wish someone liked my music.

[reporter] Biggy Large, you're the biggest rapper

in the world, and about to embark

on your biggest world tour yet.

What advice do you have for aspiring young artists?

[chains clink]

Listen up. [voice on boom box] Biggy!

♪ Just do it Get a camera or a mic ♪

♪ Write what you like And prove it ♪

♪ Right now! 'Cause the only way to do it ♪

♪ Is to do it ♪

Yes, sir! [record scratching]

[click]

Um, hi! I-It's me, Theodore.

So, um, this is a song

my brothers wouldn't even listen to,

but um, I hope you like it.

It's called "Ice Cream Dreams."

[mouse clicks]

♪ I got the I to the C, To the E to the cream ♪

♪ Tell me what flavor Of life you dream ♪

♪ When things get rough Need a rocky road ♪

♪ When life hands you lemons Make some gelato ♪

♪ Oh! You know I love ice cream ♪

♪ Got big dreams of a big scoop With fresh fruit ♪

♪ Ice cream dreams When I'm in my bed ♪

♪ Ice cream thoughts Floatin' through my head ♪

♪ All day, all night ♪

♪ Ain't a flavor that I don't like. Naw ♪

Someone like it.

Someone like it.

[♪♪♪]

Oh.

[ding]

[counter dinging]

[Dave] Well, I-I don't even know what to say.

I-Is this about my grades?

B-B-Because I'm pretty sure I was told,

progress reports didn't count. Right?

E-Easy, Alvin. They're here for Theodore.

Thank goodness-- What?

His song went viral.

These men want to sign me to a solo career.

Um, what do you think, Dave?

Well, it's your decision, Theodore.

Well, these guys like my music,

and my brothers don't.

So, I think I'm gonna go with the guys who like my music.

[man] Come on, kid.

Let's get you rappin'.

Can someone please tell me what just happened?

Hey, help yourself, dude.

Well, uh, Dave only lets me have one scoop a week.

So...um...

Well, I'm not Dave. You Dave?

No, I'm not.

Well, then, little man, help yourself.

[♪♪♪]

Aah!

[slurps]

Huh?

All right n-now look, don't take this the wrong way, okay?

But your look, your attitude, your name,

it's all wrong. Not even close.

So, we're gonna change you.

[slurps]

Did he-- Did he hear me?

Who cares. Bring in the wardrobe.

[rap bass beats]

[sighs]

Boys, I think we have a star.

But your new name is Lil' T.

Little T?

Lil' T. Lil' T.

And the thing about Lil' T, is that he's got attitude.

He doesn't take nothin' from no one.

Not even presents?

Just sign here.

[Alvin] Uh, where is he?

Ugh, I didn't listen to Theodore's rap song,

because I thought the only rapper

Theodore cared about, was a candy wrapper.

[blows raspberry and laughs]

That's not funny.

[snorts]

It's a little funny.

Look, guys, to refuse to listen to Theodore's ideas

is like saying he's not good enough.

Ugh, that's not what I meant.

Well, it’s sort of what you meant.

Well, I was wrong.

Look, h-he loves you guys, so try to support him.

[front door opens]

Sup, bros? [rap bass booms]

Theodore!

Hey! Um, look, I'm really sorry abo--

It's Lil' T now.

Little T?

Lil' T. Lil' T!

Can I get you some food, Theodore?

Uh, Little T. Lil' T?

No, than-- I-I mean, I can get it myself!

Lil' T doesn't take nothin' from no one.

Know what I'm saying?

No clue.

Whoa!

Ow.

I'm all right.

Lil' T's all right.

Ha, ha. Okay...cool.

Who is this guy?

[rap bass booms]

Lil' T?

There's a client of ours

I want you to meet.

What up?

Oh, hello Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Yo. Call me Bigs.

I'm a huge fan of yours, man.

I ain't never heard someone sing that high.

It's like, what?

Eh, thank you?

Straight up. You mind if we record

a little something for my new track?

Oh! I'd love to!

Thank you, Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Just Bigs.

Drop that beat!

[bass beat booms]

[singing, voice cracking]

[coughing]

[Dave] Nice work, Simon.

Thank you.

And Alvin, you didn't quite hit that high note.

Oh, heh, so helpful, David. Thank you, thank you.

You don't think I know that?

Lil' what's-his-name's the one who hits those notes!

Where are you going?

I'm getting Theodore back.

Britt, ya know I hate saying this,

but I need your help.

♪ Ain't a flavor that I don't like. Naw. ♪

Yo, T, that was sick, man. You got skills.

Really?

[laughs]

Thank you, Mr. Biggy.

I-I mean, just Bigs.

What do you think about going on tour with me?

They'd go crazy for you in Japan.

But what about my brothers? A-and Dave?

I don't see them tryin' to stop you.

Well...yeah.

[Alvin] And now, just to be clear,

I'm not saying my voice can't go that high.

And you need to let it go.

Sorry, Alvin, but we're going so over budget.

So I need another check.

What? I gave you every cent I have!

Well, I guess we can do without the hot air balloons.

But I won't cut the dancing flamingos! Okay?

[sighs]

Hey!

I'll pay you back.

I just want Theodore to know how sorry I am.

Theodore just left for the airport!

He's gonna tour Japan with Biggie!

What? Oh, no, he's not!

Come on, Simon. We're going to the airport!

[sarcastic] Oh, great!

And what am I supposed to do

with all these diva flamingos?

[squawking musical scales]

[Alvin] There they are!

It's a private plane!

How are we gonna get on?

[♪♪♪]

I've got it!

I'm gonna need you to work with me.

[groans]

What's that?

Oh. Um, uh, Mr. Teddy Huxtable?

Mr. Teddy Huxtable?

You can't be bringing Mr. Teddy Huxtable!

Please don't kill my vibe.

There's gonna be paparazzi and stuff, man.

Well, Scoop Dogg has a teddy bear.

No, he don't.

Mr. Huxtable, enjoy your flight.

Little boy, may I get you anything?

No, thanks, lady.

[grunts, gasps]

[Alvin] Less wobbling, please.

[Simon] I can't see anything!

May I interest you in some warm peanuts? Heh-heh-heh.

What's going on?

[sighs]

Just this nice lady offering us peanuts.

Lady?

Yo, those are your brothers.

How could you not see that?

[rips]

Heh-heh-heh. Hello.

I'm so sorry, Theodore!

Don't go!

Okay!

I-I'm so sorry, Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Look, Lil' T, they're your family. I get it.

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, little man. You're not going anywhere.

We have you under contract for five years.

Huh, what?

That's not cool.

Yeah, well, heh-heh-heh, we're not cool, Biggy.

We're corporate.

I-If I might take just a moment, sir.

Your binding agreement is with Lil' T.

However, we have in our possession

one Theodore Jameson Seville.

Uh, does anyone know what the skirt just said?

Little man says, you don't own Theodore.

Come on guys.

Let's get out of these ridiculous clothes.

Ridiculous? Speak for yourself.

I look hot. I'd totally date me.

Bye, Mr. Biggy Large. Uh, sir.

I'm gonna catch you when I get back, T.

[Theodore] Is everybody ready?

[everyone] Ready!

Okay. This is our song, "Ice Cream Dreams."

♪ Scoop ay, doop ay, doop, doop Doop ♪

♪ Scoop ay, doop ay, doop, doop Doop ♪

♪ Doop doop, scoop ay, doop ay ♪

♪ Ice cream, ice cream ♪

♪ It feels like a nice dream, Nice dream ♪

♪ and even though It's so right... ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪