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Come on, the people are coming over.

Come on, come on, it's time to get ready. Come on, come on.

Put it away, put it away.

Come on, come on, go, go, come on.

Come on, mom, can I just... use the car for one night. I just want to go out

with my friends and have a good time.

Don't call me mom, okay? I'm too young to be anyone's mom. Call me Rachel,

Just because I'm married to your dad doesn't mean I'm your mom.

Okay, fine.

Can I use the car for one night, Rachel?

Listen, you better not curse the team with that bad attitude of yours, okay?

Go off with your little nerdy friend, Ryan, while me and Sedona watch the

okay?

Fine, whatever.

So excited.

Hi!

How are you guys doing? Good!

So are you

guys excited for the game?

studying, but, you know.

Aw.

Let's go hang out in your room.

Well, we'll have fun together.

Are we in here?

So, did you get the car?

No.

No?

Fuck. We really fucked up, man. We need to get that car. How else are we

supposed to get laid?

I know.

Maybe we can just, you know, take the bus to the mall or something. There's a

ton of pussy there.

The fuck? No way, dude. There's gotta be some way.

We gotta get that car, bro.

You know, speaking of pussy, you know how your mom grabbed my ass earlier?

What? No, she didn't.

I swear, dude, why would I lie about that?

I'll believe it when I see it.

We gotta come up with some way to get that car.

You know, maybe we can just act like we like basketball for once, and it'll

convince your mom to talk to my mom in the letting us borrow the car.

All right, I'm game to try. I mean, I don't think it's going to work.

Dude, I swear it'll work. Come on, bro. Your mom's totally into me, and I'll

give her that honey dick.

All right, man. Let's try.

All right.

I swear it'll work. Just trust me, Ryan.

How's the game going?

It's so good. So close.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Ryan.

How are my mom's hips?

Josh, jeez. What? I just want to know.

Oh, yeah.

Doesn't this costume nice?

It's pretty big.

Is it big?

Yes. Oh.

Yeah. Look at you.

Excited we want to, huh? Yeah. I'm doing my bed thing. Wow, you have really nice

splits. Oh, it's too much.

What have

we

got

working down there?

Hey, Ryan.

How does my mom's mouth feel? Josh, shut up.

What? I just want to know.

I was trying to see.

Is it nice on the mouth?

I don't want to take.

Don't get weird, Mom.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Thank you.

I wish you were taking care of me, Mom.

She's got an anvil.

Can you think about me sucking you to crying?

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have coffee, Ryan?

I'm on stage right now. Oh, my God.

I'm so close to you, Mom.

I'd be in three corners if I was fucking my mom, though.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You fucked so good, Ryan.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Mom.

Yes, sir.

up against you.

Ryan said, but you won't stop my mom. No.

from me.

No.

Oh, Ryan, doesn't he want me to take his clock home?

What, Josh?

What about me, Mom?

What about you?

You've got to take me. Yeah, but I want it from you.

Josh.

What's the matter? Dad's not here to put out.

He left a long time ago.

I know, Josh.

And your favorite team just won.

They did. I know. That's right.

Yeah, we should.

Yeah.

Does he want to see me ride your car, Con?

He does have a really nice car. I know you've been eyeballing my tits.

Yeah, I know you did. Yeah, I know you've been eyeballing my tits. Come on,

don't you want to take them off?

I have such a nice pussy.

It's nice, actually. It's very nice.

I still don't think you should.

I will tell me, buddy.

Doesn't that feel good, huh?

Yeah. I wish your mom were a rich cuck.

Yeah.

Isn't it a rich cuck? He gets to fuck his mom and I know?

Oh, Jesus.

What? I mean, come on.

That's not here to come out.

Okay,

and I'd make you come more times than him because I'm your son.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I'm family, so I'd make you come more.

And dad's not around, so who would I even tell?

Don't you want dick all the time?

I live with you.

You make me have little dick.

Because I'm with you all the time, mom.

And you have to teach me I'm like those girls at school.

I don't want to look at you, okay? You don't want to look at me. Mom has become

me, Josh.

Ricky, do it.

I promise

it'll be better than the game, Mom. Oh, fuck, yeah.

I promise.

All right, well, hurry up.

Have an opportunity.

Do you like this?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that thing.

Oh, yeah. Oh, give it to me. Oh, yeah.

all over the place.

give me something and clean