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How's it going?

Not so well.

Oh, why?

Not getting enough attention at home from my husband.

Oh.

Yeah.

He's just not fucking me like he used to.

Yeah. Being here, it's not going very well for me either. I rarely get to see

him anyways, and when he goes home, he doesn't pay any attention to me.

That's so terrible.

Mm -hmm.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. It's not like how it was in college. Remember how crazy that was?

I know.

We had so much fun in college.

What I would do to go back.

I know.

We'll be on Hot Boys.

Oh, my God. We had way too much fun.

We sure did.

Yeah. We need to, like, relive that.

Oh, man. I totally miss that. I would love that.

Yeah.

I think maybe we should have them right here.

Yeah. Should we adjust the light?

Or... Yeah, maybe that light?

Yeah, maybe... I got a new lens on it.

Yeah, I don't know anything about it, but this is super dope.

We'll figure it out, right? I mean, the whole point is to get laid.

Yeah, right? This is pretty neat.

I'm going to take pictures of hot girls.

Yeah,

we're gonna get money and get laid.

This is the coolest job ever.

I don't even know how to get his attention anymore.

Like, I've done everything.

Try to wear my nice dresses around him, try to flirt with him.

It just doesn't pick up on it.

He's just doing everything that he's got going for him.

I didn't charge him, but I think he bought him a charge. Yeah, hopefully

come charged.

So what girl did we even get?

Well, there's that girl, Chelsea.

Right now, maybe it's Chelsea.

Ellen. Ellen?

Ellen.

Oh, yes.

I really like Ellen.

You know, they're doing what they're doing. They do know what they're doing,

but, like,

at least I got a nice hat. Honestly, yeah.

What am I getting?

Yeah, nothing great.

What else did you get in this bag, though?

I can't do a bunch of things.

I don't know. I just don't remember how to flirt. It's been so long.

I don't even know what to do, what to say.

Oh, you don't have to say much.

Hey, boys.

Do you think there's a cute picture on there?

Get your tits out and they'll get their attention.

Have you tried anything?

No, I think we should try together.

It would be so fun.

Cool, I like that.

What should we do? Should we try to find some randoms at the bar together?

Maybe have a girls night?

Oh, that's an idea.

I like that.

Maybe get dinner or something.

Yeah, we can look really hot and sexy.

Yes.

High five.

Oh, look at this. Oh, yeah.

It's cute.

What's up, Chelsea?

Yeah. Yeah, we're pretty excited to have you over here. But I'm pretty sure you

are supposed to be here by now, right?

Really?

I mean, we're probably gonna be pretty booked, I imagine.

Uh, maybe, Anthony, yeah. We'll, we'll call you.

Yeah, we'll, we'll call you.

Yeah, you too, Chelsea.

Well, that's devastating.

Yeah, what are we gonna do?

Yo.

I got an idea.

What the?

How? Say it, dude.

Tell me. What if we act yourself?

I mean, I guess.

Right? Your stepmom's fucking hot, dude. We should definitely ask her, too.

Ugh.

Both of them will do it. Right? I mean, they'll save us.

Dude. Look at this.

She's a great idea.

So, uh... She's really hot.

Dude,

I've been thinking the same thing. I kind of want to fuck your ass. That's

mom? Yeah.

Kind of weird, right?

But... Dude, as long as you're cool with it, I mean, I think I'd be cool with

it. I wouldn't think they'd be.

Yeah, and maybe just weird for a second, but, like, dude, I've been literally

checking out your mom's kids for, like, ever now. Same, dude. Dude, my kids are

huge. Oh, my God. They're hard not to look at. This is my best friend.

All right, well, let's do it. Yeah, where are they? There they

are.

Hey. Hi.

Hi.

Nice.

So, can we have a favor?

Yeah.

What do you want us to do, boy?

Well, our model can't come on, and we're really excited about this photography

thing.

If we don't have anybody else, that would be last minute to help us.

Really hoping maybe...

You guys could... Yeah, could you guys maybe fill in for us?

Just this time.

Please. Please. So, what do we have to do, boy?

Um, you know, nothing crazy. Just, you know, stand there. We'll take some

snapshots of you in, like, you know, bikini.

Bikini? Yeah, or, like, D -strings, whatever.

That'd be good.

Maybe a nude, maybe pasties, maybe. Nothing too revealing.

We don't want to, you know, be inappropriate or anything.

Yeah, what kind of...

it's in it. It's like very artsy, right? Yeah.

Very artsy. Maybe, you know, nothing too crazy. I mean, you know,

have you heard of Team Skeet? No idea what that is. Yeah, right along the

of Team Skeet.

Yeah. Never heard of that.

Never heard of that? But, you know, we don't want to do anything too edgy.

Yeah, not too edgy.

Yeah, yeah.

You know,

just helping us out. Is it our first one, you know, work out the kinks here

there, and then we can even take what we learned from this to apply it to the

next one, right?

That, you know, you can help us build our little company.

And it would really mean a lot to us. You know, maybe we could make money with

something like this. I mean, this is, you know. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't

worn a bathing suit in a long time like that.

I'm at the beach all the time. What are you talking about? Yeah, you look great.

I mean, you... Yeah, you look great.

Yeah, you look really good.

What's with me?

Yeah.

Don't be too crazy over here. No, no, no. Just, you know, you know.

We're just kidding. We're having a good time, right?

What do y 'all say?

Come on.

Anything for our boys. I won't ask for anything else ever again.

I don't think I even own a bikini.

Oh, that's fine, because we're really prepared, and we actually have some

wardrobe already ready for you guys. Oh, we do have it together.

We're proud of you two.

Thank you.

Let's get started.

It's in the living room.

Right, I'm excited.

Let's go.

This is going to be so much fun.

Yeah. This one's for you.

Oh. Yeah.

There's not a lot here. It's very little. Yeah, very little.

But, I mean, that's what, like, everyone was wanting, so.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh,

wow. I love this bikini and the colors.

This reminds me when I first met your dad.

Dick in a car.

Mom?

Why would you say that right now?

No,

we don't need any details. Oh, gosh.

All right, guys. Give us some privacy. Get out of here so we can change.

Show some respect.

Of course.

Go.

Okay.

Of course, anything for the boys.

I remember that one

time in college when we met up with these guys and we

probably banged them in the bathroom stall.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, I didn't.

Should we do something with them?

Was it the bar or the car or something like that? I just remember it led from

one thing to another and we just kind of went all over there.

Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Yeah, that was much longer than we thought.

Oh, my God.

It's been a long time.

It's gotten so big.

You look good still.

It's been a while. It has been a while.

Remember that one time when we were like...

Hang with each other.

Or a little sleepover.

Oh, so much fun.

Oh, fun.

Let me do that again.

Do you need me on paper?

Sure. Can you look just to make sure I've got everything in there? Sure, I'll

check. See?

You're great, babe.

Oh, will you take mine?

I'm ready.

All right. We have boys in here.

Boys, we're ready.

Oh, wow.

You look amazing.

How about me?

Really good.

You look great, too. Thank you.

Look at this.

I know.

Perfect. Now, let's get you in your position so we can get you dressed.

And we can get it.

Yeah, don't show it and then I'll maybe Put your legs up just like a little bit.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, I know. Yeah.

Yeah, put your legs up just like this. Yeah, I think she's got it.

Mom, just maybe do the same thing.

Yeah, push back a little bit. Open your legs. That's good. Yeah, get that shot.

Right. Get that shot.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, you're doing great.

That's super hot.

Yeah, that's great.

And then maybe, Mom, maybe.

Up on the legs there, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Mom, that's good. Yeah, we might enable it. Let's just follow that. That's

perfect. Okay.

Okay, maybe arch your thigh a little more now. Oh, okay, good.

Mom, can you do the same as me?

Too close, you're doing it as good as the actual theater.

Perfect.

That looks good.

Oh.

It's small.

Okay. Yeah, get that.

Thank you so much for joining us.

Perfect. Perfect.

Okay. Nice.

Now, yeah.

Maybe just get a little quicker?

Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe not mine.

Okay. Oh, that looks good.

And then maybe last one for right this second, maybe just sit down and just sit

like straight up like, you know, real sophisticated.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get real close. Yeah.

Yeah. Nice.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe keep moving around, make sure you get comfortable.

Yeah.

Really nice.

Yeah, real comfortable.

Yeah, now that's perfect.

That's perfect, yeah. Keep moving around a little bit, get comfortable.

Yeah, that's great.

That looks nice, too.

And look up at me.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Mm -hmm.

Stay professional in here.

Yeah, very professional here.

You guys look great.

Thank you for doing this for us.

You guys look great. Thank you,

boys.

So maybe, you know, like we said, it's RDA.

We should start removing these things. Yeah, take off your shoes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's right.

Wait.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's good. No, no. Yeah, it's fine.

Honestly,

it's definitely for practice.

For the girls.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, I can help you. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that looks great. Yeah.

Ah, I should do a picture of that. Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Very nice.

Dude, you're really hot.

Yeah.

Yeah, here.

Do you want to shoot my mouth first?

Oh, dude.

Okay. Okay.

Oh.

Well,

go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead.

Lie down for me. Your head up there on the pillow for me.

Like, my head?

Yeah. Yeah, that's perfect.

That's absolutely perfect. Thank you.

Nice. Okay.

Like, maybe just, you know, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's absolutely perfect my god

Yeah. Okay.

That's perfect.

Like this?

Oh, yeah.

You don't have to do everything. I mean, just... I can. Okay.

Jeez.

Yeah.

What? Whoa. Why are you kicking me?

Okay.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Right underneath your titties for me? Okay. Yeah, look up here.

Put your arms under your titties for me, please.

Just your arms, yeah.

Okay, well, what about underneath your dick?

Yeah, well, yeah, that works perfect.

Oh, wow.

You know, your boy was this big.

Mom?

Well, what about this pose, Oliver?

Yeah.

That's perfect, yeah.

You don't have to go that far.

Don't be such a prude. You said this was for art, right?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Thank you.

Here you go.

This is great, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay, Mom, you don't have to be so, you know, enthusiastic.

It's just for pictures.

You know, distance with a ride.

Yeah, distance with a ride, too.

Really good, actually.

Oh, wow.

This is going to be a great picture.

That looks like it feels really good.

Your mom's fucking my dick.

Felt so good.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Oh, oh, oh, hey, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

I believe.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, she looks like she's been on it, too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, get a bunch of spit on it, yeah.

Oh, yeah, just like that. Yeah.

Oh, so good.

Whoa.

Dude, your mom is really good at deep -throating my cock.

Love when your titties are bouncing too when you're jerking me. That's hot.

Yeah.

Damn,

dude. I'm so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

How we knew we'd be best friends forever, bro.

Yeah. Hell yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Get a bite. Get on it. Yeah, make it worse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you guys ready to fuck your mom?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Give me your mom's picture of my face.

Give me your mom's picture of yours.

Wow, they're so big.

Oh, damn.

That's life.

Oh. Mom.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Put it back in. I'm sorry.

Fuck.

Don't tell anybody, okay?

Yeah, I won't either, guys.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

So weird.

I'm sucking your cock.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We should just fuck our own son. Yeah.

I think that's a good idea.

I think that's a good idea.

Yeah. More like for art, right?

Uh -huh. Yeah.

More like, oh, okay, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you can do it.

Wow, look at him.

Is this what you all did at your sleepover?

One of many.

Wow, damn mom.

I never knew.

Oh,

yeah.

Mmmmm.

Dude, how's my mom in that position?

Dude, this is amazing.

Yeah,

look at that look at your mom bouncing it

Mom, look at your little soldier over here.

Yes. I'm so proud of you.

Dude.

Your mom is a really nice ass dude.

I'm going to bounce on my dick.

Yeah.

Dad don't know what he's missing. I don't know why he's not doing this to

Thank you, Dad.

That's hot.

You know,

I'm glad you're back when you're a missionary.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Keep going. Hey.

It's because he's getting tighter.

Yeah. Yeah, keep going, keep going.

Jeez.

Looking great. Your mom and my mom on you.

Look at this, bro.

Look at my mom, but look at your mom.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah. Yeah, get a bunch of dirt on it. Yeah.

Yeah, a whole bunch.

Start jerking it.

Jerking on it. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mom, you got the skills to pay the bills.

Yeah. Yes.

You do too, Miss Nova. Go ahead.

Because nobody knows what she's doing. She's really good when she talks.

Now it's our turn, guys.

We're gonna get double fucked.

Yeah.

Now I have to have my turn.

your mom too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We need to come on us. All of our faces.

Yeah.

Is that okay? Can we come all over you?

All over your face?

I think we can do that.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I'm coming.

Coming everywhere, Mom.

It's amazing.

Yeah. That was fucking cool.

We got to do this again.

Yes. Thank God we made up Chelsea Mellon.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, dude.

I don't even want to do photography.

Shit.