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I don't know, man. Since it's divorce, I just can't get my head in the game

anymore, man.

I'm up and out all the time.

Oh, yeah. I'm falling depressed.

I just... I mean, nothing's exciting.

I don't want to watch anything.

Food doesn't taste good. I can't concentrate on work. I can't get

at the office. My work's suffering.

I thought it was just me.

No, no, no. We're both going through it, man. It's tough. It's...

That's one of the most difficult things you go through as an adult, you know.

I don't really see anything changing it either. Nothing. I mean, there's nothing

I've tried that does anything. I just stay right in the blimp.

All the time.

But, I mean, what are we going to do?

We made our bed and it's not going to lie, right?

Yeah, I mean, there's no turning that back.

Surprise show, Daddies!

Merry Christmas!

What are you doing? Really? Girls, I'm sorry. I'm just not really in the mood,

okay? Aw.

I'm sorry. Come on. It's Christmas.

I know.

I know. But it's... Dad, it's my favorite holiday.

I know. Yeah.

And we even have a little surprise for you.

Oh, yeah? We haven't been in the mood since, you know, the... The divorce,

it? I mean, it's just... Yeah, it's just not... These divorces going on, we're

just not really in the mood for Christmas.

Yeah. I mean...

Your mom, she used to do all this stuff, and this reminds me of it. I don't...

But we wore, like, our cute PJs, and we're all ready to have a fun Christmas.

I know, honey. I mean... Well, can we at least show you the PJs?

Yeah.

I mean, it goes with a lot of father, so, I mean... Okay.

Now what are they doing?

I have no energy for this. Are you ready, daddies?

Yes, honey. Okay. One, two, three.

Wow,

those are... Festive?

Not the word I would use.

What do you think?

I mean, the robes were nice, but... Yeah, I mean, it's Christmas already.

Come on, don't you think... these outfits make us look super cute and

and cheerful and doesn't it just put you in the Christmas spirit?

Is that what that feels like? I don't know, honey.

We appreciate it, but we're just not really in the spirits.

No. Come on. Stop being such a Scrooge, daddy.

Don't be such a Grinch.

Oh, Christmas.

Ah, humbug.

Ugh, you guys are really starting to annoy me. It's Christmas. You know it's

favorite holiday, Dad.

I'm sorry, honey. I promise I'll try to remember what you said.

Let's celebrate.

Yeah, why don't you put the hat on for real this time?

I'm just not in the mood. I'm not going to do it.

I've never liked these hats.

They just, they don't, it's, look, it doesn't work.

No, it doesn't work like that.

You gotta put it on correctly. You know what, Asa? They're gonna make us beg.

So, fine.

If you're gonna make us beg, we're gonna beg. Please, Daddy.

Please. Please,

Daddy.

Please, can we have a fun Christmas, Daddy?

Please.

Can't you two, like, have fun amongst yourselves? I mean...

with you guys. It's a family holiday.

I hang out with her every day. We're not fun.

Neither of us is fun.

We're the last thing from fun. Yeah, we're just going through a tough time.

really just difficult to feel this. You don't want us to pretend fun, do you?

Okay, whatever.

Whatever. You guys are so annoying. Come on, Angel. Let's go.

Fine. Here, take these.

Are you fucking serious?

Yeah. Whatever.

What are we going to do with the little hats?

Oh, my God.

Hey,

want to check out my crossbow? I do.

I do.

I'm not even really in the mood for that present anymore.

That was so, like, bummed out.

Yeah, like, I'm finished seeing them so sad.

Maybe there's something we can do to cheer them up.

Like what?

I don't know. Maybe we can get them, like, a super special present?

Yeah, but we don't have money.

Yeah, you're right. What they really need is to get laid.

Like, get them girlfriends?

I guess. Or maybe, like, some escorts?

Again, we don't have money.

It should be someone they know. Like, someone they trust.

Hmm.

I think you're right. I think it should be someone like... Us?

Ew, that's gross. I'm not fucking my dad.

No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying...

I should fuck your dad, and you should fuck my dad.

Hmm. My dad's, like, hotter than yours. That's not fair.

Yeah, but I accidentally, like, walked in on my dad changing for a shower, so

I thought it was cock, and it's, like, really big. I think you'd like it.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah. What's your dad's dick like? Do you know?

Well, the last time I saw a little bit of it.

And it's gorgeous.

It's perfect.

It's like, what, seven inches?

Okay.

Hmm. How are we going to go about this?

Oh, my God. I have the best idea.

What is it? Come here. Come here.

Are you down?

Yes, let's do it. All right, come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. We have to write our names on the pads.

Because I would die if I accidentally sucked my dad's cock.

I mean, it wouldn't be that bad.

Oh, that's so gross.

I'm just kidding.

To Daddy from Ari.

Take mine.

Let's go.

Ready? Yes, I'm ready.

All right.

Did you put yours on?

I did.

Did you? Yeah, it's on.

Wow, these are huge. What is this? Yeah, look at that. It looks like they put a

lot of effort into this, huh?

Oh, wow.

Look.

Do you know what these are? What is this?

No. What's a glory hole?

What the fuck is a glory hole?

Are you serious? Is that what a glory hole is?

No. Is it some, like, religious thing? No, no, no. Nothing like that. No, it's

like, um... It's probably one of those, like, expensive, like, silicone sex

toys, but you put your dick through the hole.

Yeah, yeah, seriously. You put your right hand... This is the hole, and you

stick your dick through, and there you get all the glory.

They got us presents where you stick your dick through a hole?

They must have got us a sex toy. I mean, they wanted to tear us up. I mean, what

do you want to do? I mean,

we should try it.

Come here.

Don't be special. I'll just look. I'll show you how it's done.

Get your fucking dick out.

Like that.

Just stick it through the hole.

Just stick your dick in the hole.

Just stick your dick in. Oh, my God. This feels so fucking real. Are you

serious? Oh, my God. Yeah. Dude, put your dick in the hole.

Put my dick in the hole? Yeah.

Yeah, perfect.

Like this?

Yeah. Oh, my God. It feels like a real... Holy shit!

That's good, right?

How is a sex toy that wet? Oh, my God.

How is a sex toy that skilled?

I don't know.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Some sort of new silicone toy or something. It feels good.

Oh, my...

Is this that AI stuff they talk about? Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

This is fucking amazing, dude. This is the greatest present of all time.

It feels just like a fucking real head.

This is what we needed.

Oh, my God.

I'm starting to have a little hope, Eric.

Oh, God. It's like sex in a box.

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ, it's such a little thing.

Fucking all the way up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

I can't fucking believe it.

Oh, I can't believe the girl's got us this.

Did they hire? It's got to be people in the box.

Why the hell?

It's got to be. Why the hell would they hire prostitutes? They had to.

Why would they get prostitutes? People, they had to. Those are fingers.

Oh, those are...

Amazing fingers.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, there's nothing artificial about this. Oh, fuck.

Not only is it fantastic, these are skilled. These are skilled

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. This is so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

God, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

greatest thing.

That was great.

Yeah? You guys enjoyed your present?

Oh, my God. We did.

Yes, absolutely.

We did.

That really raised our spirits. Thank you so much. I'm feeling so much more

Christmassy even. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I'm really feeling into it now. Yeah.

my God. We saved Christmas. I think you did. Yeah, you did. No more behind -the

-scenes from me. Right?

Should we tell them?

in the boxes.

What? Are you kidding me? Wait, it's not what you think. It's not what you

think, okay?

I was in your box and your daughter was in my dad's box.

What? Well, but that's not okay still.

Yeah, I mean, what are you... Come on. Donnie, didn't she suck your dick really

good? I mean, she did. I mean, she did suck. I mean, I'm just saying, dude. I

mean, the girls, they went to a lot of effort. I get that.

I mean, I feel like we didn't get anything for you girls. I mean, is there

anything that you wanted? No, we were in such bad moods that we didn't even do

shopping. Yeah. Did you have a bicycle or something?

Well, I do want a present, but don't you think I'm a little bit too old for a

bike, Donnie? I want something more fun to ride on than a bike.

I'm just... Sure, I don't know what she means. What are you talking about,

honey?

So, I know we already sucked your dick, so why don't we all just go all the way?

I want to fuck Asia's dad, and I think you should fuck Asia.

To reward us for all of our work.

Well, I mean, let's hear it out. I mean, like I said, they put in a lot of

effort. Maybe we should... I think we should talk.

Can we just... What does that make...

We didn't plan on this. We didn't intentionally do this. We didn't wake up

morning with this in the back of our heads. It just happened. It fell in our

lap. We were just going with it.

I mean, at that point, technically it's not really wrong with your daughter or

with mine.

I mean, what do you think? Give it a shot?

I mean, nobody can ever know about it.

No, no, no.

You guys aren't going to, like, tell your mom?

Of course, this will stay just between the four of us.

All right.

All right, girls, you get yourselves a deal.

Well,

that's pretty unexpected, girl.

Wow, look, Donnie, you're already hard for her. I knew you would like it. I

wonder if you're turned on, too.

Let's see it.

You're trying to pretend like you don't want to.

Oh, my God, you look so hot sucking my daddy's dick.

Oh, yes.

It's kind of dirty.

How good does your mouth feel, Daddy?

Oh, it feels fucking amazing.

That arrogant daughter's mouth feels amazing.

This is definitely not a new thing for her.

I was just noticing that. You seem to do that pretty well.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Hey, is that throat feel good?

Your daughter's impressive.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Yeah,

I want to feel that dick inside me.

Yeah,

you like that?

I told you guys you'd like our pajamas.

How's her pussy taste, daddy?

Oh,

fuck

yeah. Fuck. Your dad's tone feels so fucking good.

How's my dad's tongue feel?

It's good on your pussy?

Yeah, put your dick inside of her, daddy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's so sexy watching my dog fuck your little pussy.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You're so cute.

You're so sexy.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, you're taking my dad's dick so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

All right, this was a good idea.

Yes.

I'm glad.

I'm glad we came up with this.

Daddy, why don't you help me take this off?

It's a little weird, but...

Isn't this Christmas so much fun?

Oh, my God. It's the best Christmas ever.

Thank you,

Daddy.

Yeah.

Oh, my.

Watch me ride your dance clock.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

your daughter is like a beast.

Yeah. You thought that?

Yeah.

How's that pussy feel, Daddy? Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it feels good.

You can turn around.

You like watching me fuck your daddy, don't you?

Yeah,

she looks so hot running on your dick, daddy.

What are you doing?

Put that stick back inside of her body.

I used to. I used to love watching you take a look at her. I used to. I used

Yeah, I fucking love watching your dick tricks.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

I'm having so much fun.

Me too, actually.

Can Daddy have a little kiss?

No, like, um...

Like a real kiss?

A real kiss?

Uh,

that's kind of weird.

Just try.

Oh, okay.

See, it's okay, huh?

I think that's enough, Daddy.

You're a fun size.

She makes me feel young again.

Why are you trying to stab me right now? Isn't it so fucking hot?

Fuck. I'm so obsessed with watching my dad fuck you. It's so hot.

It's making my pussy so fucking hot.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Daddy, look at me. You suck, baby.

That's so fucking hot.

So dirty.

Oh, my God.

This is just so nice.

Oh, my God.

I never thought this would happen.

Your daughter is such a little flower. Oh, my God. Right?

Don't pretend like you don't think it's hot.

Your daughter getting flooded out by my dad.

Everybody needs a hand.

Don't worry, Daddy. I'll help you. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Just like that, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

That was from your mom. I know. That was crazy.

I thought that was kind of close.

Oh, my God.

Be careful, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

God,

these guys fuck like young people.

Daddy! Oh, shit, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

I didn't mean to put my... Sorry about that.

Maybe we should rearrange so we don't, like...

Oh, my God.

That's okay, Daddy.

Oh,

my God.

Wait.

That tastes like... That tastes like the dick that was in the box.

Hold on. Which box did you fuck?

That one. And I fucked this one.

Oh, my God.

I don't know how this happened, but you guys mixed up the boxes. Did you read

the name tags?

There weren't any name tags. Yeah, there weren't.

No. No, there weren't. Oh, my God.

So that means that you... Yeah, and you fucked my mouth.

Oh, boy. And you fucked hers.

Well, I mean, that being said, I mean, we've already kind of made the switch.

Yeah, that's kind of a...

partially pregnant type of situation.

Wow, just a couple of ideas.

Ew, Eddie.

Well, yeah, but you already, but you already, look, look, look.

That's just it. Here, look, look, look.

Here, remind yourself, look.

Just taste it again. You said his cum tasted good.

Do I have to? Well, I mean, you don't have to do anything. You don't have to,

but you said his cum tasted really good. You would probably like it.

And you were bragging about how perfect your dad's cock was. Don't act like you

don't mean it.

Come on.

Just like I said.

Okay, okay, fine.

Daddy.

Okay, yeah, yeah. She was definitely the one in the box here.

Put that for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Honey, you're the number one.

Honey, you're good at this.

Don't tell your mom I told you that.

Don't tell her that. Is she better than her mom?

Yes. What about me? Is my pussy tighter than mom's?

Oh, my gosh. Yeah,

well, my daddy's cock's the best.

Oh,

yeah, this was definitely my box.

Oh, yeah.

Asia.

Don't you want to feel your daddy's cock inside of you?

I mean, I guess we could try that.

Yeah, we should try that. Yeah, eat those pussies.

Oh,

daddy, you're going to feel so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Daddy,

tell me how good my pussy tastes.

Does it taste good?

It's so sweet in your mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to fuck my pussy some more, darling.

You're going to fuck my pussy some

more, darling.

daughter made me come twice.

That's so sexy.

Six months you said, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

Well, that's three times technically.

Wasn't that the best Christmas ever, Dottie? I'm sure it was. I can't wait

New Year's.