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You're so cute.

I love this little clip on you. I don't know. I can't believe we have to do this

assignment for a week.

What do you mean?

I don't know if it's a good thing.

It's kind of cute. It's kind of fun.

Come on. We used to talk about this when we were younger and joke around about

being mom.

Yeah, I know.

I'll be down on you, but definitely not a mom.

Come on. It's fun.

Like, I don't know. If you take it seriously, like, you might learn

What are you doing?

I can't be a mother.

Oh, my poor baby. Oh, my goodness. Don't look.

She steals your eyes.

We're not going to do that to you, I promise.

No, this is crazy.

You are not going to be allowed to hold my baby.

I don't know.

Only, like, under strict supervision will I allow you to hold my child.

Yeah, I know. I don't know. But, like, I feel like maybe it's not my kids. Like,

you know what I mean? I wouldn't, like... I don't know. I want to say

like, I'd love for you to take this more seriously, but I'm also scared to

imagine you as a mom.

Yeah, I don't know if I could.

I don't know. I think I have... I'm more, like, the... I'm more the mom

Definitely. You would probably be taking care of my kids.

I mean, I wouldn't probably mind, like, the rest.

eating aspect oh my gosh you're just saying that because you are too horny

for your own good and you don't know what to do with it but neither do i and

shouldn't even try it you want to be a mom so bad i mean i don't really you

picture that aspect um when i imagine being a mom i don't know you're kind of

you're silly i don't know try it no you were i think so much before you already

You are being ridiculous.

Like, I was just playing like we did when we were kids.

We did not do that when we were kids. Try it. Come on.

Don't be silly. You are.

Fine.

What am I doing?

Our assignment?

This was not a part of the assignment. I do not remember our professor

discussing this in class.

He would have to specify it, but we are doing still our assignment. Do you think

he would like to read about this in our... Because if he has to read about

it's our little secret.

Gosh.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Honestly, I think this part would be kind of weird, like being a mom. I don't

know about something like sucking up like four beer lights on my kids. I

know about that.

I feel like I would like it. I can imagine it in there. you that you would

good oh my gosh no way i i don't know maybe my boobs are more sensitive than

yours i don't know i don't know i don't you're such a dork i don't really like

it i don't think we we don't need to do this you're being so silly uh i don't

know just let's focus on like the other parts of that we don't need to be we

don't need to be sexual i still don't get how this fits in here like i just

don't understand how that fits in there I just don't get it. Like, it's so

small. I mean, I don't know how it fits either, to be honest with you.

But, you know, our mom did it, so it somehow has to work, right?

But it's so small. Like, look.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't understand how some... I don't get it.

I don't know either, to be honest with you. I'm like, I don't know either.

always talked about this. I don't know how this... Comfort out of there.

I don't get it.

I don't know.

I like, I can't, I'm having a hard time. No, like, I just, it's not for me, but.

I mean. Do you think like a finger would fit?

Well, apparently the penis fits in there, so I don't, I don't know.

lot more has to go into there. I don't know. Should we like try?

What do you mean try?

To put a finger.

Like. Like, you put your own finger or, like... You put your finger.

Me? Yeah.

Um... Why?

To see how something would fit.

Um... If you really want me to, I guess. I mean, I... I would be lying if I...

For curiosity purposes.

I'd be lying. Aren't you curious?

Yeah, I mean, I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm a little curious. But, like...

Should we be doing this? Why not?

For research purposes.

I mean... I guess so.

Like... Like... Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

A fist.

I know, I said a fist. A finger fist.

Does that feel

okay? It feels so good.

I'm so like... How do you think more ends up fitting in?

I don't know.

I still don't understand how we go from that to that.

I don't either.

I mean, what about two fingers?

I mean, if we fit one, we could be if another one fit.

Should we try? Yeah.

Definitely fit.

It's kind of a tight fit.

Yeah. But they fit.

Mm -hmm.

Don't tell me.

You just saw mine.

Yeah, but, like, I don't know. Like, what if my stepdad walks in?

He's with my stepdad. They're fine. They're busy. They're probably talking

sports or something.

I mean, I think I did hear the game on earlier.

See? I heard your dad yelling.

Yeah. I'm really serious about that stuff.

I don't personally listen, but I'm so glad that we can get out of having to

with them. I agree.

I hate them.

Let me see your self -procrastination.

You're pushing it off.

No, I don't. No, move.

I don't know.

Can't we just, like, play with, like, these and, like... No, let me see.

Fine. But you have to promise me you're not going to tell your dad, you're not

going to tell my dad, you're not going to tell anybody.

No, it's our little secret. I think you promised.

Okay.

It's fine.

I'm kind of nervous, I know. Don't be, it ain't so silly, it's me.

Okay.

It doesn't feel good?

I guess, yeah.

You promise you won't tell?

God,

you do have such cute teeth.

Thank you.

You're such a pretty person.

Thank you.

So sorry.

Yeah.

You ready?

You mean it?

Yeah.

I'm going to cough.

I'm going to cough.

You girls get your stuff together and you meet me out in the living room.

Sarge!

Oh, my God. I can't believe you forgot.

I knew this was going to happen.

You have to say that.

Oh, my God. We can't get grounded. We have a party next weekend.

We've been looking forward to it for like a month.

Go, go, go.

Sarge! What? What's up?

Man. You, you, you.

Shit, bro, listen.

I just walked into... What, what, what? I just walked into my daughter's room,

man. And, okay, bro.

You won't even believe what I just saw. They're in there, man.

And, bro. Shit.

What? They're playing with each other.

Yeah. They're kids. They play with each other. No, they're playing with each

other. Huh?

Oh, shit.

I mean, they're getting to be that age, but... Girls!

Come on.

I told them to come out here.

Hurry up!

Have a seat.

So... What's going on?

I'm sorry.

You didn't mean to...

You know, doing the assignment.

What you're doing wasn't bad, but, like... It's not bad.

Well, exploring your sexuality with each other is normal. It's something that

happens, but why were you in there doing that?

You know, it just kind of got carried away. We just got carried away.

It's supposed to be for a school project. We're supposed to learn what

to be a mom, and we just got carried away.

How does that leave a fat?

Well, we were just, like, kind of wondering how that came out of, you

and, like, one question led to another.

Like, because we don't really understand if this could come out of there, how

is, like, how the penis is supposed to fit into there, let alone, like, a

finger.

Okay.

This was not the conversation I wanted to have today.

But we just don't understand.

Is this what they're teaching you in school?

They're not teaching us enough in school.

Well, they're not teaching you enough in school. They teach you enough to make

you play with each other. What was the assignment anyway?

To fuck your friend?

No, it's supposed to be, you know, we take care of these dogs and we learn

it's like to kind of be a mom. It's all like parent and parent stuff.

So, Joe, I don't even know what to say. Like, what is wrong with the school

system in America these days?

Actually, they don't want to make you look bad.

It's just one thing led to another.

It's one thing... Okay.

Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

Okay.

Take it back. Take it back.

Come here. Take it back.

I know you. I know you.

Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down. It's cool. It's cool. Just calm down.

Yeah, I got it.

Okay.

We have to figure out how to help the girls.

Right? We do. I mean, like, if they think that diddling each other's pussies

going to, like, give them a baby, we have to, like, help them. We have to

way to help them.

I know. I know. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

They're our stepdaughters.

Okay.

Well, why don't we fuck up?

Whoa!

Think about it.

Dude. Dude, think about it.

They're our daughters.

Is this a stepdaughter? Yeah, sure, whatever.

But what the fuck are you thinking? Well, I'm thinking they're not

our daughters.

And I was thinking, like, we'd go to their class and yell at the teachers

giving them the assignment that's going to make them baby crazy when they've got

all these raging hormones and shit going on. I agree, but isn't it better than

the fucking solution?

Jesus fucking Christ, man. Like... But... Oh, fuck.

It's magical.

Oh, gee.

Man, you just... Okay.

Hold on.

Okay.

I can't... I can't do that with my daughter.

All right.

I can't do that with my daughter. That's a little bit like... I mean, her mom

and I, we haven't fucked in like a year, but...

Like, with my own daughter? You want to do it with your own daughter? Like,

dude, you're a fucking sicko, man.

Dude, fuck it, let's swap.

What?

Swap? Oh, then there's nothing like it.

Bro, think about it. You haven't got laid in two years?

Oh, God.

I got laid in two days.

Oh, God.

Okay, no one can find me.

Because I get enough shit.

I don't need to hear any more of it.

So, we walk.

For the girl's sake. For education.

So that way they don't end up pregnant by some fucking loser that I'm going to

have to go beat his ass and make sure that he has a job.

You okay?

Look, you're not in trouble.

And sweetie, I'm sorry for yelling at you.

It's very frustrating for a father to go through

these kinds of situations with a daughter.

I thought, you know, your mother had a conversation with you about this stuff

already.

No, she didn't.

Her mom didn't talk to you?

I think she just expects the school to kind of teach her.

Well, obviously, the schools aren't exactly doing the thing.

We're sorry.

We're so sorry.

I know you are, Susie. I know you are, honey.

I think we came up with a resolution.

I really do. You want to tell them?

So...

In the interest of education, have

you girls ever seen a boy's penis or handset? I don't want to talk about that

stuff. I mean, this is an important conversation.

So, have you?

No. Okay. That's good. That's a good thing.

Your father and I were speaking, and we thought instead of you two ending

up, you know, teen moms and not being able to go to college and that sort of

stuff, maybe we could teach you, kind of.

Huh? Teach us what?

Just, like, show you the penis and a little bit about that, so that way you

a better understanding of how babies are made.

I don't know about that.

But maybe it would be kind of fun.

I don't know about that.

You know, tech is a really fun thing to do.

I think I'm too. I don't think I'm ready. I don't think I'm ready yet.

Well, you don't have to do anything that you're not ready for.

But we can just kind of get started a little bit and kind of...

See how things go.

Does that sound good? That way you can learn a little bit?

I don't know. It's okay.

You're not curious about that?

Oh, my God. I'm watching you. I have such a big day.

Oh, don't tell me that.

I don't know if I can do that.

No, we can.

We'll have a good time. Anything that you don't want to do, we can stop.

Get a little bit started.

And, you know, just kind of feel things go. What do you think?

Dad,

are you sure this is okay?

I mean, it is for educational purposes.

So, I mean, I don't see why not.

And I think she's enjoying it already.

Okay. You just have to relax a little bit.

And have a good time.

See, that's nice, huh?

Is that so good, sweetie?

Mm -hmm. You're healthy.

You can have a good regular year.

Yeah. Yeah, I think they're ready to see it, Sarge. It's okay.

I think they're ready to see it, Sarge. Are you ready, sweetie?

Yeah, but are you?

Yeah.

I haven't seen one before.

So you can touch it.

Oh my gosh.

There you go.

Yeah.

My hand doesn't even sit around it.

Okay. Your whole stretch.

What am I supposed to do?

Just kind of like that.

That's good.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Just like that.

That's kind of a ritual sort of thing.

Am I supposed to put my mask on it? Mm -hmm.

You sure you've never done this before?

It's not necessary. You don't have to do it.

But it definitely helps to get the...

Man, excited.

Are you okay over there, sweetie?

Why don't you get down on your knees like your friend?

There you go.

Oh, man,

your daughter sucks good talk.

You're doing great.

Your daughter does too.

There you go.

That's it.

How far down can you go?

Oh, yeah.

There you go, sweetie.

Dude,

my wife hasn't sucked my cock in like two years.

This is amazing.

Well, thank you for taking care of us.

Didn't like it? Does it make you tingle?

How about you, are you tingling over there?

How's the time school? You good?

Yeah? Honey?

Honey? Give me a little kiss on the cheek for me.

Yeah, that's it.

Thank you.

He's not being too rough on you, is he, sweetie?

That's fun to get floppy, huh?

Yeah. Isn't that fun?

You doing good over there, baby?

Yeah?

Did you like that?

Your daughter sounds way better than my wife.

She looks like it.

You're a good girl.

Daddy, is this okay?

Yeah, as long as you like it, baby.

Make sure you take care of him.

You're doing so good.

Thank you.

You two haven't been watching videos or anything, have you? Because you're doing

so good. Are you doing it for your first time? Oh, my God.

We might have watched some videos together here and there.

Honey,

you look so good with Sarge's dick in your mouth.

Dad, don't be weird.

Is it weird for me to tell you you look good, sweetie?

A little bit.

Is it? But you like it, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Maybe.

Do you want to try that?

Not yet.

How about if I return the favor?

Like what?

She is a natural.

That's kind of how it goes.

Daddy, is that okay if he eats my coffee?

Yeah, if that's what you want, honey.

You take care of my daughter now. Oh, I'm going to take care of her.

Oh.

You're so tight, bro.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You want to try it now?

Yes.

Yeah, get those up.

Get those up.

You like the way your pokey tastes?

You okay? You okay?

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Good pussy right there, sweetie. There you go.

You all right?

You

like

watching your daddy's big pussy friend?

You want a closer look?

Oh, my God. You look so good looking at your friend's little pussy.

That's not okay.

Okay?

We're teaching you, but you can't do that with your father.

Okay?

Thank you. I'll give you a little hand here.

You look so much better, Mother.

You look so much better.

You have your eyes and everything.

Even when you're getting choked.

I'm going to have you down. Push her down a little bit.

Yeah.

That's okay.

That's okay.

I'm going to have you down.

I'm going to have you down.

I'm going to have you down. I'm going to have you down.

I'm going to have you down.

I'm going to have you down.

Oh, baby.

Are you okay?

Good.

You sure?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm fucking my own daughter.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Do you think you're going to be sick?

No.

So much better than your mom.

That's a good job.

Thanks for listening.

That's my girl. Come here.

That's my girl.

Oh, it is.

You got it?

What?

Even closer than you've been taking them to figure out, honey.

Sit down here.

Sit down here.

Literally. That was fun.

It's white all over you.