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620, give me that job I'm calling you.

Ma 'am, sit right here, please.

Jesus. You have a seat.

Is there anything you'd like to declare before we get started?

I played the fifth.

You did, huh? Yeah.

These are our panties. Come here.

What else do you got? Yeah, she has more. I saw on camera. She was dashing

everywhere. I plead the fifth.

The fifth, huh?

Bullshit. Just be honest with us. Excuse me?

I am being honest. This will go a lot smoother if you just be honest. I plead

the fifth. That's a cop -out. Yeah, that's what guilty people say. That's

going to work. All the time guilty people say that.

We have death, ma 'am. Where's it at?

I'm calling my lawyer. I need a phone call. We have you on camera.

Oh, please.

Please, get off my purse. Ma 'am, we're going to have to check. Mike, let me

take a look at that and see what she's saying. Any sort of weapons? This is for

our protection, ma 'am. Oh, please.

What do we have here?

Those are mine!

Those are mine!

I love Merchandise! I played the fifth, okay?

What else do we have in here?

Wait, some sort of communist or something? Some sort of political thing?

think I've seen her before. I think I've seen her on TV.

That's right.

She does look familiar, huh?

I'm in trouble.

You're the one in the back of the security. We're in trouble.

We're the ones stealing.

You're in trouble.

We've got to be on videotape. Wait, so you're that politician we always see,

huh? Yeah, always on TV, always causing a ruckus.

I mean, what if we make this to the news?

Who would be in trouble then? Let me go. I need to go right now.

You're not going anywhere.

Your vote, your choice.

Your choice is to tell us the truth or not.

telling you the truth, okay? So just let me go right now.

You guys are getting in trouble, okay?

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

You can't hold me here.

You're being detained. As of right now, you're being detained, man. I didn't do

anything wrong.

We have evidence.

We have your evidence in your hand.

This is mine. It's not yours.

I'm sure they'll put you nicely, but... I found all those two in the trash.

Tell the truth and tell us what you have under there. You know what? Fuck the

truth. Let's just find out what else she has under there. Excuse me? Yeah, you

heard us. What are you guys doing?

Oh, my God.

That's mine.

This is against the law. What the fuck?

Oh, look at her.

Four.

A magic set.

Look at that. Okay, you guys found everything, so I'm done.

Let me go.

No, no, no.

We're going to have to keep going.

You were not taking this off.

You were not taking this off.

Come on.

What are you guys doing?

My God, this is just bullshit.

What the fuck? I'm sitting here. nude. You guys see that I have nothing else on

me? Maybe we'll keep the rest of it on just for now.

Man,

this is all part of a protocol. This is normal? This is what you guys do all the

time? If you feel more comfortable like this, we'll cover these up like

pastries. There you go.

Haha,

really cute.

We'll vote for you now.

You got my vote.

Really? There we go.

I think you're going to have to work a little harder for our vote. You're going

to have to keep saying it. Go to the table and let us check. You're guilty.

How about some gloves?

Put some on, huh?

Chad, would you mind looking first?

You got the glasses on.

I've got my glasses on. Seriously, all four of you guys have to be standing

there. My husband is going to have a field day with you guys. Don't you know

he's the best player in the fucking town?

If I just feel around him here, I think we can... What the fuck are you doing?

I'm going to sue the fucking movie. Shit out of you two.

I don't know if she can get anything else up here. I'm trying to sue you.

all going to jail tonight. There's something up in there, I think.

You're not taking fucking inside my pussy. Are you kidding me?

There's something in there.

Really? Really?

You're all going to jail. You're a fucking pervert. I am a little bit of a

pervert.

You're 100 % right. There's nothing illegal about that.

fingering my pussy right now. Hey, hey, this is what I call a charity search,

okay?

It'll go a while. You should just calm down and let us do whatever. Yeah, let

do what we need to do. I have four guys fingering my pussy right now. No, you

have two guys fingering your pussy and you have one guy holding you in the

You're all going to jail tonight.

You're the one going to jail tonight, okay?

Or we can just leak this out in the news.

And, you know, ruin your whole political career.

Maybe you should call up Channel 7. I think they'll really go vote for you now

if they know you're stealing all the pennies at the local... Who the fuck...

And you think your husband's going to stay married to you if you find out that

you stole this and all the backlash we got? I don't think so.

You think you're going to get boached? She'll probably go to some rehab and say

she had a problem stealing or some bullshit and get away with it. Fuck you

Yeah. You know what? Maybe, guys. That's a plan. When I'm sitting in rehab,

you're all going to be sitting in jail. That's a good plan. I didn't know that

was an option. I'm going to make sure there's nothing in there.

There's nothing in there. Hey, hey, hey. We'll be the judge about it, all right?

He's doing a thorough search.

Thorough, thorough search.

I think he's done now. I think he's done.

We've got to feel around him there real deep.

Let's see if there's anything in there.

All right, so I'm done. I can leave now? Okay, where the fuck is my clothes?

We're going to give you an opportunity, though. We're not going to be total

jerks.

You've been totally uncooperative so far.

Yeah, we do seem to have you over a barrel. We have all the video cameras.

have stolen merchandise.

You've got a career that you can lose.

So how about we work some sort of a deal out? Yeah, just a little deal.

You're a pretty woman. You have a beautiful body.

What kind of deal?

Well, I mean, you've got four horny guys here.

You can really earn our vote.

You know what? That's a great idea. I have your vote. I'm not sure.

You haven't convinced me yet.

But I'll tell you what.

We can deal with it. We're operating now, and it'll work out for you, okay?

is politics, right? This is what it's all about. It's a give and a take, you

know? It's all about cutting deals, right? Victim of checks and balances.

You wouldn't be the first politician to suck a dick.

And we could call the local police chief and, you know, maybe... Go ahead.

How about the press?

We could press in the back. We could leak this. Get your career to buy.

Yeah, that's a good point. It'll be out quicker than you can snuff a light.

That'd be pretty embarrassing, wouldn't it?

So, I mean, you could... That's how quick a politician's career could be

You could earn our vote the hard way. All right, what do I have to do? What do

have to do? What do you boys want?

Well, let's just start by getting on your knees.

Yeah. That's a great start. And that's all I'm doing. Oh, no, you're going to

have to get us all off. No. Let's be clear. We're BJs, and that is all. Let's

clear. No, no, no, no, no, no.

We've got to get off. We've got to get off. Whatever that takes. Whatever.

I mean, if you're BJs, that's good. Great. But, I mean, if not, I mean,

going to have to... Whatever it takes. It'll work out, basically. You have the

right idea.

All right. We'll...

Let me make this deal perfectly clear, okay? So we're all on the same page.

All right.

You get on your knees and suck us all off. And you've got to do it good.

got to actually get us off. Make us come.

Exactly. Make us come. And if you do that, we'll keep this little secret

all of us right here.

Okay? It better be between all four of us. Yeah. Five of us. Yeah, probably.

Mm -hmm.

No leaking this to anyone, no news, none of your friends, none of your buddies.

I am going to take the insurance photo.

You are going to take the insurance photo. Are you kidding me? Why?

This is how politicians lie, okay? We can't trust you at all.

Well, how can I trust you guys?

Well, you can't, but you have another choice.

That's a problem with politics. You're going to jail and losing your job.

Whatever, get your cocks out. Let me suck your fucking cocks. All right. Just

down there in the news. Let's go.

We like nice central blood drops.

She's getting my vote, guys. I can tell you right now.

That's good.

You're winning me over too.

I'm done.

Come on, hurry the fuck up.

You've got to get us off.

You've got to get us off. You've got to do the real work. This is just a

political stunt.

Oh, yeah, get that.

Smile for the camera.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's get a little cookie.

Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Yeah.

Here, give it an angle, Jack.

Oh,

yeah.

I think she's starting to enjoy that. Enjoy that. Yeah, she is.

Wait until we stop fucking her. She'll really enjoy that.

Politics are fucking dirty, boy. Jesus Christ. I like her better when she has a

dick in her mouth. Yeah. She makes a whole lot more sense. There's no

Come on, guys.

That's what we said, too.

Oh, nice.

Oh, yeah.

That's fucking real nice.

Are you ready to fucking come? Come on. You

want us to come? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Look at that.

Fucking beautiful.

You said BK. There's any way we can fuck up, right?

And you said...

Oh, fuck.

Holy fucking hair.

What the fuck do you think?

Alright, who's next?

Let the boys have their fun.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, I'd get my gun.

I'd better have a fucking gun.

Oh, you sure do.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

I mean,

I've never been to one, so... This is great.

God,

can you imagine fucking a fancy politician getting fucked by a bunch of

Yeah, she fucking likes it.

You never find yourself in that situation.

Oh, God.

What's your report, Dad?

It's pretty damn good. It's almost got my whole leg. Put this leg up here.

Can you put this leg up there?

Put one leg up. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I hate to see what she does for a political cause.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, we'll take turns getting in there.

He's going to get a yay from me. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, she's got a yay from me.

That's a yes on this side. Oh, fuck me.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're rounding up the vote right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Shut her fucking mouth. That's right.

No, she's a toddler.

put another fucking cock in my hand put another fucking cock in my hand

I don't know if she's working hard enough.

We might have to call Channel 4. I don't know.

We're here to rock the vote.

I'm rocking the vote. I'm rocking the vote.

Oh, fuck.

Sounds like every other politician.

Oh, fuck. She's a goddamn throwback.

When politics were good.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah. Oh,

that's a fucking good one.

Fucking good.

She works for all three branches of the government. Jesus Christ.

I guess we'll call ourselves the judicial branch.

Oh, fuck.

I'm executive.

Yeah, you're executive, all right.

Head security guard, you know.

I think we're about done, boys. Come on. Let her fucking run and then fucking

come. All right, all right.

That's up to you.

We'll see.

Why don't you squeeze this fucking cock with that fucking cock?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's a beautiful spot.

I've got an idea.

I'm going to let you know

where this fucking guard

is. Tell me what the fuck you got.

This is all you fucking got.

Jesus Christ.

Now that's what I call a political rally.

Yeah, who's next?

Come on, pussy, get up here.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fucking taking that big fucking dick.

Oh,

man.

That's cherry red, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Holy

shit.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you, man.

Yeah. Fuck you. Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

I hate to see what she'd do to win an election.

All she did was win an erection.

Poor erection. Poor erection.

More, more years.

More, more years.

More, more years.

She fucked all the votes off.

What do we do now?

Sounds like every other politician.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Keep riding.

Keep working that dick. You want him to come, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know where you're coming from. I don't know where you're coming from. I

don't know where you're coming from.

I don't know where you're

coming from.

We are security guards, right? We do it everywhere.

That's how you got caught in the first place. You don't say anything, we don't

say anything. You say something, then we say something.

That's how it fucking works here.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

I think she's done it before.

Devil's way.

I'm sure she gets back there on a later night in the office when they're coming

over the building.

Yeah, the Oval Office.

Oh, fuck yeah.

All right.

Power of your lady. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, we'll show you power.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Yeah.

One more thought.

One more thought on the tape. One more round. One more round.

One more round and then we'll get off the whole tape.

Put you on the tape.

Throw the footage away.

And never speak to us ever again.

Just a couple more.

Just for safety purposes.

Right. No one will do that.

Not in my personal collection at all. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah,

definitely not. We'll delete it as you leave.

Oh, I fucked your cousin.

Give me what you got right there.

You better be there, baby. I'm just teetering on the edge of a boat right

Let me get that fucking costume.

You almost got it. You almost got that boat out of me just so close. You, you,

you, you.

Come on, come on, give it to me.

I need it.

Fuck.

I done heard you, though, right?

Yeah, I was there.

You learned it.

You don't have

to let us know what you're running for.

If you

come

on down here, we'll have some affirmative action for you.

It made me cry.

Just consider this a political donation.

Yeah. Yeah, baby.

Right there. Right there.

Yes.

So should we donate to the political sperm bank?

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I

don't

know.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here

we

go.

Holy shit. My vote has gotten. Holy shit.

God damn.

Fuck, okay.

Oh,

there you go.

Look at that.

Like a pretty painting.

Painting a political picture.

Thank God.

All you boys have. You guys suck.

Hold on.

You still gotta get your vote in. Come on, guys, get your vote in.

Yeah, I already have my vote. You know what else? Whatever, you guys are

pathetic.

Really? No, let's put you as pathetic.

Jack, pathetic?

Excuse me?

What the fuck?

Oh my fucking god! We've got a politician.