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- [Narrator] Previously, on "Dragula".

- I don't feel like you're a monster.

I just feel like you're a fucking asshole.

- That's so funny that you have absolutely no receipts,

but you're gonna come here,

and accuse me of talking about you.

But, you can't say anything.

(static blips)

- This week, we want you to show us your

best freak technique,

on the stage.

And, prove to us

that you can be as much of a ringleader,

as you can be a clown.

- And, the time has come to announce tonight's

winner of our freak show challenge.

And that monster is,

Dollya Black.

- Ah!

- That means Evah Destruction,

Priscilla Chambers,

and Louisianna Purchase,

you are all up for extermination.

(eerie tones)

- (mumbles) I'm a fucking failure.

(dramatic music)

(smash)

(whimsical chimes) (eerie tones)

(footsteps) (child laughs)

- [Woman] (mumbles)

(footsteps)

(woman murmurs)

(knocking)

(door clacks)

(dramatic music)

(gasps)

(knife slashes) (dramatic music)

(eerie chimes) (dramatic tones)

(eerie tones)

(dramatic music)

¶ Drag

¶ Filth

¶ Horror

¶ Glamor

¶ Dragula

¶ She's a killer

¶ Queen

¶ Dragula

¶ She'll make you

¶ Scream

¶ Drag drag drag drag Dragula

- [Narrator] The winner of "Dragula"

receives a cash prize of $25,000,

courtesy of "Marek & Richard",

and the title of "Dragula".

The worlds next drag super monster.

¶ Drag drag drag drag Dragula (woman screams)

(thunder cracking)

(dramatic music)

(thunder cracking) (eerie music)

(spooky music)

- Oh my gosh.

- Ah! - It's so cool!

- (laughs) I love it!

Totally Halloween! - I feel like I'm home.

- (mumbles) Looks a little different today,

but I can't quite put my pumpkin on it.

- Wow, my boudoir is decorated for Halloween.

How fitting.

- It's just the two of us.

- Right now.

- I know, right now. - I mean, top four.

I'm just like, insane.

And then like, the fuckin' extermination was like,

I have no idea how that even went.

- I know.

(mumbles) Priscilla got this one.

LuLu looked a little scared,

but I think she's gonna bring it.

And, Evah just seemed to accept her fate.

Not a good sign.

I think it really is gonna come down

on how they perform at extermination,

because Evah won two,

and then she was in

the bottom twice. - Bottom twice.

Yeah. - Like, peaked,

and then dropped.

- Lu has no wins. - LuLu has no wins,

but been consistently safe,

- Right. - And doing well.

- I personally think that Louisianna is gonna go home.

Just because she's had no wins at this point,

and Priscilla and Evah both have wins.

I know, it's like,

I can't tell anymore.

I feel like it's so close constantly,

but you can never call it.

- Right. - Like, ever anymore.

- Yeah.

Throughout this whole experience,

I've seen Evah as my biggest competition.

So, I would be very happy to see her go home.

- I mean honestly, I guess I can understand

all of them going.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

Like... - Sup, queens?

- Ah! - Ah!

- Hey.

(sighs) I walk in the room,

and I'm thinking,

what in the hell is with all these pumpkins?

- Priscilla's back.

Woo.

- Was it a double elimination?

- Oh. - I'm not sure.

- Oh, you don't know? - I know that I just

stapled myself 14 times.

- Ooh. - Yeah.

And, we went up there,

and I was like, oh,

that might just be like medical,

(stammers) Little staples that Hollow uses.

- Yeah. - No, mmm-mmm.

No, they were big,

and I was like-- - Like, construction sight?

- Yeah, (mumbles). - Ah, bitch!

Come on, butch. - I was like, whoa!

- Butch (mumbles). - Oh my God.

Yeah no, I got like... - Oh, girl.

Fuck yeah. - Oh my God.

- Those are war wounds, bitch.

War wounds. - Yeah, I know.

I was like, that one might be infected.

I love it.

I don't want anyone to think

that I don't deserve to be here.

I have fought tooth and nail

to rise to the top,

and you know, I had a couple slipups,

but that's it.

(stammers) It was twice.

Come on.

So yeah, I think it might be Evah, you know?

Because I mean, me and Evah were pretty much

on the same scoring sheet.

- Oh yeah? - You know?

Yeah I mean, because she was in the bottom twice,

I was in the bottom twice.

- Oh yeah-- - However, she was in

the bottom three times technically.

Which I was only two. - Oh.

- Can't keep a hoe bitch down! - Oh!

- Yay! - Yeah!

Yes.

Hi, everybody.

- Yay! - Pumpkins!

Shit. - Oh, Lu's here.

- I was so nervous.

You know, 'cause fear of the unknown,

and just it's pain. - Yeah.

- And, I just stood there,

and I was like,

let's do this, fuckers.

And then, woo!

- Oh Lu, you pass out?

- Pass out, I fainted.

- [Priscilla] What?

- But afterwards, it was still like,

the most exciting thing I've ever done.

Like afterwards, I was so exhilarated,

and so happy I did it.

There was no way I was ready to go home.

I'm not ready. - Oh, hell yeah.

- I'm here because I conquered my fear.

I knew I was going to faint,

but bitch, I did it anyway.

You know, I think I passed the extermination

because I faced a real fear,

and conquered it. - Yeah.

- Yes. - Yeah, I think so.

- I see Evah's not here.

- I mean, you faced your fear,

you did great though. - Yeah.

- What do you think was her downfall?

'Cause, I'm kinda shocked

right now. - I think Evah just got

into a head space that she couldn't get out of,

and I think she was at the point, emotionally,

where she was like,

I've got nothing else to give.

I can't open up anymore.

Evah's been in her head this competition, a lot.

And, I think that was the reason why she went home.

- I'm happy to be here,

and I just wanna know what the fuck

all this Halloween shit is.

- I know.

I mean, I'm really excited!

- (stammers) Like, the challenge.

- I'm hoping it's Halloween.

- As it's also known, gay Christmas.

- I know, I'm so excited.

(siren wailing) - Ah!

- [Intercom] Attention, competitors.

Attention, competitors.

- Run. - Right.

- [Intercom] Please make your way to the main stage

at this time.

Once again...

Competitors, please make your way to the main stage

at this time.

(dramatic music)

(anticipatory music)

(eerie tones)

- Trick or treat, Uglies.

- Ah!

- Halloween is upon us,

and it's a time when a drag monster

must be at the height of their horrific powers.

- But also, when traditions of all things spooky

must be honored.

(eerie blips)

It should come as no surprise that Halloween,

and it's aesthetics,

speak directly to us.

It's a time of year when horror, filth, and glamor,

can all be one in the same.

- With that in mind,

this week, we're asking you to reinvent

a classic Halloween archetype,

and elevate the concept.

- Yes! - Yes!

- We wanna see witches, skeletons,

vampires, and jack-O-lanterns.

- Also, for the very first time in "Dragula" history,

you will be performing against one another,

head to head,

on the main stage.

(eerie tones)

- What the fuck?

- You can use all the tricks, treats, and props,

you can muster.

- Seeing as how this one performance

is going to determine the top three of the season,

you had better impress us.

- In addition to moving on to the top three,

the winner of this challenge will also receive

a headlining spot as a star performer

at our annual Los Angeles Halloween Ball.

(screaming)

- Fuck yes.

- A spot previously held by legends such as

Dita Von Tease, Elvira,

and of course, ourselves.

(eerie tones)

- If you'll work honors Halloween,

and us, appropriately,

we will consider it a seasonal treat,

and you just may escape our clutches for the last time.

- But, be careful.

If you fail to impress us,

you'll face an extermination that will leave you gagging.

- Good luck, and happy Halloween.

(maniacal laughter) (eerie tones)

(eerie tones)

(spooky music)

- Can't wait! - So, Halloween.

- I'm early! - Yes!

- Yay! - Oh my God, yes.

- Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Much like any other queer,

and I am very, very, very ready for this challenge.

- Who were your favorites who (mumbles) Halloween?

I either was a vampire, a witch, or a devil.

Always those three.

- Well, I wanted to be Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz",

but my dad wouldn't let me,

so I had to be the stupid fucking witch.

Then I like, switched to the Tin Man,

because I went through this phase,

when I thought I was a cop.

You know, seven. (laughing)

- [Landon] What scares you?

- What scares me? - What's like the

most scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

- The scariest thing that's ever happened to me

is probably getting in a really horrible car wreck.

- Oh. - Yeah, it was in '99,

and my car flipped six times,

landed in the median,

my head smashed out my driver side windshield.

It was traumatic.

I was on bedrest for three months.

After that, you really learn to enjoy life.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

- Mhm. - What about you?

- A medical scare as well.

So yeah, I had...

I fought cancer for a hot minute.

So, that was definitely the scariest.

- Yeah, I can imagine. - Yeah, same thing.

You just, you're down and out for a while,

and you get to really figure out

what you wanna do with your life.

- Exactly. - For me, it was drag.

(laughs) You almost die,

and you realize,

I wanna do drag!

- Right, exactly.

- How about you?

- I'd say, coming out.

- Oh. - Yeah, I came out

when I was 15,

and like, where I'm from,

you do not.

You do not do that.

I was like, one of the only gay kids in school.

And so, you know,

having to tell my mom,

and all my friends,

was the scariest thing I ever did.

- Yeah. - Mhm.

- What about you, baby?

- Um...

Scariest thing.

I wasn't there,

but I started drag at Pole.

So, when the shooting happened,

that was probably...

The scariest moment of my life.

- Right. - Yeah.

You couldn't get in contact with people, you know?

And, my friends that were in the building,

and it was a really scary time.

And, for a lot of my friends,

that moment hasn't stopped.

- Right. - It's...

- It stays in your mind. - It stays in your mind.

It changes a person.

- It changed...

- Oh, yeah. - It changes queer night life.

I remember the night after having to host a show,

and being on stage,

and going fuck,

that can happen anywhere. - Yup.

- Before it happened,

I could never tell you that

it was something I thought about.

That was a home for so many people.

A lot was lost.

- As queer performers,

our queer spaces, our bars, our clubs,

those are our homes.

- Our safe space it's

supposed to be. Those are our safe spaces.

- That's where we create.

That's where we mingle.

That's where we love, and laugh.

- Where we are our authentic selves.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- And yeah, it was like,

just like, a knife into the heart of our homes.

All of our homes.

- Everyone, everywhere. - 'Cause, when it happens

at one place,

it can happen anywhere.

- It just makes me realize like,

you know, your friends are all that you got sometimes.

This whole experience has been so eye opening for me,

and you know, I never really felt this close to anyone.

And Dollya, I feel like I do owe you

a little bit of an apology.

- Oh.

- Coming into this,

I was stuck in that mindset of competition,

and then I never really got a chance to get close to you.

You know?

And so, I feel like I misjudged your character,

and that's not what I'm about.

Like, I'm not mean,

I'm not an asshole back home.

And so, you know,

going back, and thinking about all those things that I said,

and like raising my voice,

I just hated that.

That's not me.

So you know, a lot of the anger I took out on Dollya

came from a place of hurt, and resentment.

Because, I don't come from a lot.

Come from nothing, actually.

And so, I just felt like she had an easier

upbringing than I did,

and so I just took all that out on her.

And, I felt like it was needed,

but I definitely wanna let her know

that I still love her,

and I am sorry.

- I'm glad you said that.

I had a lot of confusion about it all,

'cause like I don't-- - I'm crazy.

- Just tryna roll with the punches.

- Just be my friend!

That's what I'm trying to scream deep down.

Be my fucking friend!

- I figured Priscilla would eventually apologize to me.

Once all her stress bullshit got figured out.

I mean, if I was her,

I would have me as an ally, not an enemy.

- I know, because this competition will make you crazy.

- Yeah. - Make you--

- (mumbles) Made me crazy!

(Landon mumbles)

(laughing) - Wait, what?

(Landon murmurs)

- Oh, ooh! - Hi, (mumbles).

- I'm over it.

I'm over him, now.

- That's a mighty big package you have there.

- Ooh. - Okay, I'm back in it.

- Oh, wow. - Wow.

Okay.

- [Priscilla] Those are some

beautiful pumpkins. - Bye.

(eerie music)

- Hello, Uglies.

In the spirit of the season,

we've provided you each with an un-carved pumpkin.

Your challenge is to create a jack-O-lantern

that accentuates your floor show look,

in the ookiest, and spookiest way.

We'll be judging your freshly carved creations,

along with your performance.

Happy Halloween. - Ooh!

- Ooh! - Hey!

- I got mine! - Pumpkin carving.

- Ope, I got mine. - Can I have one

of the long ones?

- Oh, fine. - You do like

a long one, don't you?

- 'Cause you know, the Halloween season cannot begin

until you carve your first pumpkin.

- That is true. - That is right.

- [LuLu] I think we should get started, right?

- They're not gonna carve themselves.

- [LuLu] Right, no they are not.

(spooky music)

- I'm really excited about this challenge,

because my roots,

and forever inspiration, is my mom.

She's no longer with us.

She passed away of breast cancer,

when I was 21.

She worked endlessly, under the table,

and she has this little photo album

that was her portfolio.

And, I was always a little model.

Me, as Gizmo,

from the "Gremlins".

It was tenacity.

It was her pride.

It was her work ethic.

And, never having an excuse for failure.

That has pushed me to do what I love.

And, I was only given one life to live.

And, if I've learned anything from her,

it is to live that life to the fullest.

And, when I close my eyes that final time,

I'm gonna give myself a fuckin' show.

And, it's her to thank for that.

- So, my inspiration is the one and only, Satan.

But, a more feminized madam Satan.

I'm taking my red cloak,

and I'm basically just distressing all of the ends of it.

And, I'm just ripping,

and cutting along the edge of it.

She may look good,

but you know,

going back and forth between Hell is

a little taxing on your costumes.

And then also, I'll be burning,

and singing, the edges.

Because obviously, gates of Hell were hot.

So, have a little fire to add to it.

- My inspiration for today's challenge is,

basically I wanna be the monster,

Frankenstein's Monster.

So, I'm gonna try to bring like,

a diesel, lesbian, country Frankenstein, to you.

So, what I've been doing is,

I've got this big platform shoes

that I made these little things for.

And so, I just took a piece of duct tape,

and then set it down,

and then I just used a strip of hot glue,

let it dry,

and then kept doing that.

And then, one it was fully dry,

since it's on duct tape,

you can just completely rip it up.

And then, I just painted it,

and I'm gonna be gluing them

all over different things.

- So, I'm doing the Grim Reaper.

I think it's gonna be super fun.

I really wanted it to be like,

the sexy, hyper-feminine Grim Ripper.

So like, the face is gonna totally be spooky,

but everything else will be body.

There might be a few reveals.

So, I'm looking forward to it.

Right now, I'm just gonna age my pumpkin.

I want it to look very rotted.

I decided to kinda make it more of like a lantern purse.

So, it'll be covered in cobwebs,

and all the rot.

(gentle music)

- Let's go show 'em how to do a real Halloween show.

- Yeah! - Should we?

- Uh-huh. - Yeah!

Let's go get spooky!

- We need to sleep before hand.

- I feel like I just sat here and talked,

instead of worked.

So... - I'll see you guys later.

I'm gonna go.

And, take all my shit.

I did everything I can here.

- Exactly, same. - Yeah.

(chairs clack) (Dollya whines)

(man mumbles) - Yes!

(Landon mumbles) (laughing)

(spooky dance music)

(dramatic tones)

(eerie tones)

(spooky dance music)

- (mumbles) It's floor show day!

- Yes, who is ready for Halloween, baby?

- Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween!

- Yeah, good morning.

(sighs) It is a new day,

and I am one step closer to top three.

Let's get this shit started.

(upbeat dance music)

(mumbles) I'm so trash.

I never wore primer until this competition.

(upbeat dance music)

- How did everyone's pumpkins turn out?

- Mine's all Satanic and sparkly.

- Satanic, and sparkly.

That's definitely you. - That's definitely me.

(upbeat dance music)

- I'm really ready for today,

and more than today,

I'm ready for top three.

- I can't wait to see who makes it into top three with me.

(sarcastic crying) (Landon laughs)

(upbeat dance music)

- So uh...

What do you think?

(laughing)

- Oh my God. - Perfect!

Yeah, (mumbles) stage ready.

(upbeat dance music)

- I had to sand it.

- I, today, I woke up,

and I just wanted to have so much fucking fun.

And, I know it's a competition,

but it just hasn't,

today hasn't felt like it with y'all.

- Yeah. - You know?

- [Landon] Uh-huh.

- It's just been fun.

- Getting all the way to this point,

I think If anything,

we're learned the most,

and it doesn't matter what anyone else does.

It only matters what we do.

- Yeah. - So, just focusing on

what I put on the stage,

and what I leave on the stage,

is what I'm doing today. - Exactly, yeah.

- And, that's gonna be have a fucking blast!

Just don't kick me off the stage, bitch.

- Right. - Yeah no, seriously.

- Don't kick me in the face.

- Well, I'm a respectful bitch,

but if anyone does that kinda shit to me,

expect that (mumbles). - Yes.

- Oh, it's going to be

a fucking (mumbles). - Fair warning right now.

- Full force. - Mhm.

(upbeat dance music)

- Favorite memories of the season, guys.

Spout off.

- Hospital of horrors was fun.

- That location that they took us

for hospital of horrors, holy fuck!

- Right. - It was like,

we pulled up-- - It was unbelievable.

- Yeah we like, pulled up,

and I was like,

uh-oh this is real.

- Let's see, least favorite moments,

being attacked by Priscilla Chambers.

- Stop!

Geeze Dollya, I'm sorry, okay?

(playful laughing)

(upbeat dance music)

(siren wailing)

- [Intercom] Attention, competitors.

Attention, competitors.

The floor show is about to begin.

The floor show is about to begin.

(siren wailing)

- This is a setup!

(siren wailing)

- [Intercom] Please make your way to the main stage.

(siren wailing)

- My God.

- Stop!

- That is the fucking scariest thing

I've heard yet (laughs).

(Landon murmurs)

(dramatic boom)

(eerie tones)

(spooky dance music)

- Happy Halloween, Uglies.

- And, welcome to "Dragula's" Halloween spectacular.

The final challenge that will decide

who will be moving on to the top three of the season,

and competing in the grande finale.

- Tonight, our competitors must take

classic Halloween costumes,

and redesign them into modern,

frightful, fashionable interpretations,

and serve them on the main stage.

- But, looks alone won't win the day.

If you're going to win "Dragula",

you need to know how to put on

an incredible live-stage show.

So tonight, for the first time,

our finalists will be competing in

a live lip-sync Battle Royale.

- As a final trick to tonight's treats,

we have also asked our monsters to

carve and design a jack-O-lantern

to accentuate their looks,

in honor of our favorite holiday.

- The winner of tonight's challenge will win $1,000

in custom corestry,

courtesy of "Misty Couture".

And, a covetled headlining spot at this years

annual Boulet Brothers' Los Angeles Halloween Ball.

- Here to help us judge the floor show,

are two ladies who have left their dark marks

on the world's of horror, and Halloween.

Our first judge is literal Halloween royalty,

and the star of "Halloween" four, and five.

As well as Rob Zombies two "Halloween" remakes.

She's also starred in a number of other horror favorites.

Including films in the "Hatchet" franchise,

and "Urban Legend".

Please welcome my favorite little murderers

who made my childhood nightmares come true.

The one and only, Danielle Harris.

- Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

I'm very excited to be here.

- Welcome to the show, Danielle.

We decorated just for you.

We do hope you feel right at home.

- I rarely get to do anything fun like this,

and include me being covered in blood.

- And next, is an undisputed witchy icon,

that we're more than happy to welcome into our little coven.

She's the star of "The Craft".

She's also appeared in such Cult classics as "Nowhere",

"Half Baked", and "Embrace of The Vampire".

Please welcome, Rachel True.

- Thank you for having me.

- Welcome to the show, darling.

Thank you for joining us on this special occasion.

- I really only came,

'cause I heard we're doing a real

blood sacrifice at midnight.

- Now, it's time to turn out the lights,

light up our jack-O-lanterns.

- Open wide, the gates of Hell,

as our Halloween Spectacular begins.

(dramatic boom)

(gentle music)

(distorted music)

(energetic spooky music)

(spooky techno music)

(eerie tones)

(gritty music)

(spooky rock music)

¶ And the sand slips through my hands

¶ Washed away

¶ So strong it's eating me inside out ¶

¶ The will to quit

¶ And the flowers keep growing out of ¶

¶ Where I used to spit

¶ Collective sickness for all the same shit ¶

¶ A licking mouth so vague

¶ Lead us of the sick from paradise pneumonic rash

¶ Bleed us of the weak who can't distinct which side is trash

¶ Lead us of the sick from paradise pneumonic rash

¶ Bleed us of the weak who can't distinct which side is trash

¶ You smell like a child

¶ In the dirt

¶ Through the fields, the stillborn songs

¶ Cut the light

¶ Drip all the pieces upon your dead weight

¶ Suffocate the eyes

¶ Mastication. Ascension sickness ¶

¶ A fever scarlet black

¶ Lead us of the sick from paradise pneumonic rash

¶ Bleed us of the weak who can't distinct which side is trash

¶ Lead us of the sick from paradise pneumonic rash

¶ Bleed us of the weak who can't distinct which side is trash

¶ Dread

¶ Dread ¶ Dread

¶ Dread

¶ Dread ¶ Dread

(gritty rock music) (murmured lyrics)

(eerie tones)

(dramatic rock music)

- Congratulations.

The judges would also like to thank you

for bringing us a class Halloween experience,

with a little sadistic twist.

- As always, I wanna remind you

that we are not here to judge your drag tonight.

Drag is art,

and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag,

as it relates to this competition,

and the challenges that we put before you.

We're gonna go down the line now,

and discuss each of you.

So, let's start with Louisianna.

What do we all think of this jack-O-lantern creation?

- I'm a fan of a upside down pentacle.

- It's evil and glamorous, just like you.

- Let's move around to Louisianna's look.

Tonight, you are serving the juiciest pussy in Hell,

because that-- - Ooh.

- It's eating it, honey. - That tuck is questionable.

But, we're here for it.

- [Rachel] You re-tucked, didn't you?

- I sure the hell did. - You sure did, yes.

(laughing)

- Some girls have a camel toe.

Well today, I have a moose knuckle.

- While I like some sparkle,

I feel like you're the Devil.

I kinda wanna see Satan a little bit.

You could've gone a little more aggressive.

As far as the group performance,

my eyes were drawn to the back.

You were doing something where

you were bending over backwards,

and you were singing upside down.

That's where I really felt the Devil.

- I feel like you were a teeny bit restrained.

You know, I feel like you're so classy,

that I wanna see like,

rough it up a little bit.

- She's classy, and she's assy.

Especially in this outfit. - Yes.

If I have a note about your look,

I'd have to say I do love it.

I think it's blingy,

and it's gorgeous,

but at this point in the competition,

it's just a body suit.

And, I'm looking for a lot more to get you to the top three.

- There was something missing tonight.

You know, this is the final four.

Whoever scores well,

is going to move on to the top three,

and I just feel like you did not bring us

a star-studded performance tonight.

It was good,

but it wasn't great.

And, the problem is,

at this point,

you still haven't won a challenge.

You haven't scored poorly,

but you haven't won.

So, it puts us in a,

sort of a strange position.

How do we put you forward?

- It's a lot to think about.

Let's move on to Dollya Black.

- Why don't we start with Dollya's pumpkin.

Looks like the perfect accessory

for a Grim Reaper at Halloween.

So, well done. - Yeah.

- I like anything where we can celebrate,

and then you can tie me up with a chain.

So, I'm a fan of your pumpkin.

(purring) (laughing)

- I do think you held your own

when it came to the group performance,

because of the hair,

because of the scale.

You have accessories that kinda brought

our attention back to you.

There was maybe a little bit

of an energy deficiency somewhere,

but overall, you look fucking stunning.

- I do think your performance was

just a little low energy tonight.

I'm not sure what it was.

This was like,

a chance for Dollya to slay the stage.

I don't know if there was something getting in your way.

It just seemed like you were not as energetic tonight

as I was expecting.

- I think what was missing for me a little bit,

was the character.

Like, I wondered a bit of what the Grim Reaper meant to you.

What your person was.

- To be completely honest with you,

I did not realize that there was a whole characterization

aspect to this,

and I feel like every time I get a critique

about not being in character,

it's when I wasn't specified to,

that I needed to be.

I thought that this was me modeling my look.

I didn't realize it was me acting as the Grim Reaper.

I thought it was just Dollya dressed up as the Grim Reaper.

- Well, I'll say it's an acting,

a little bit,

first of all,

let me just say,

you're so stunning.

What I'm gonna say is

layer in a few things,

because when we are the Grim Reaper,

maybe we've just killed someone.

Aren't we excited that we did that?

Do we have a little evil smile, maybe?

Don't be afraid to crack that pretty face wide open.

- I'll remember that in the future,

hoping I have a future (laughs).

- I just wanna say nice things all night,

they're making me give critiques, you guys.

- Let's talk about Landon Cider.

Let's talk about Landon Cider's jack-O-lantern.

- I enjoy it because of the branding.

And, you're so smart.

It was on your harness.

I think we saw,

in multiple places on your outfit,

the back of your jacket.

It was easily recognizable as you know,

kind of a gaping fanged mouth,

and it just tied in with the Wolf Man look.

Really genius.

And, so meticulously done.

- You just looked fucking amazing.

And, you told a story.

And, you had fun with it.

Even down with your,

you know, taking stuff out of your jack-O-lantern,

and you really thought of every little thing possible.

So, I really appreciate that.

- It was so queer.

The poppers, the leather daddy of it all.

It was such a really original idea.

Really well down.

I think when you were performing,

maybe I coulda got a little more out of you.

I felt like you were getting trapped here

on this edge of the runway.

So, performance wise,

maybe a little lacking,

but look and concept,

was like a 10 for me.

- I mean, horny Halloween bottoms!

Wet dreams are coming true with this

Wolf Man leather daddy fantasy.

They really are.

If I had to say one thing

that I would've like to see more,

is I like when a bitch is unhinged.

I don't think that people get that opportunity

to do that in their life very often.

Like, maybe when they're drunk,

and they're dancing.

I think you can bring that into a performance,

and I would be interested in seeing

how you behave in that type of energy.

- You wanna see Landon Cider go berzerk, ape shit.

- I do.

- And, get drunk on top of that?

- Yes. - Okay, good.

(laughing)

- Well, first of all,

I'm a fan of anyone with chocolate dick.

So, well played.

(laughing)

I'm just gonna say amazing visuals,

and it was weirdly erotic.

And like, I'm like the straightest girl ever, right.

And I'm like, that's weirdly erotic.

What's up with that?

So, your storytelling was great.

- So, I guess people are gonna be horny for me.

I'm a dom top daddy in the streets,

and a blouse in the sheets.

- This outfit is giving me the biggest chub.

- Now, let's take a look at Priscilla Chambers' pumpkin.

- I'm gonna say I'm,

lean more towards the classic orange...

Pumpkin.

It's just the Halloween in me I think.

- I like the gold.

- Well, considering it's silver,

I think... - Oh, yeah (laughs).

I didn't wanna say it,

I'm glad you said it.

- Yeah, that's what I meant.

I am such a fan of that hair.

It works perfectly.

I don't know if that a wig you pull off

when you're not doing Frankenstein,

but it is just genius.

- Is that a real stun gun?

- Yes, so that was actually a real taser.

(laughing)

- That's ballsy.

So, tell me a bit about the blood capsule situation.

- I guess it didn't read correctly,

but it was dip pouches.

It's supposed to be like chewing tobacco.

- Oh. - Oh.

- It looked like you had a blood capsule.

- It was lost.

Whatever was in your mouth, gag,

it was totally lost on us.

It kinda brought us to a weird place.

We were all wondering like,

what the fuck is she doing?

What's in her mouth?

- Tonight was really about bringing us a performance.

We wanna make sure that who makes it into the top three,

and who goes on to win,

knows how to put on a good stage show.

And, tonight was your chance to prove that.

And, I think you did prove it.

The cleanliness of your costume,

I have to chide you about a little bit,

because I think you had that similar issue

with the freak show challenge.

So, I need you to go home,

and take all of your shit,

and roll it through some mud, and blood.

And then, put it on,

and then you'll be ready, okay?

- Without the pads,

and this elongated kind of model presence,

you really took Frankenstein,

and brought it to a fashiony kind of place.

Even if you're tapping into this

kind of like, country vibe.

The character was instantly there,

and I think that's also a indicator of great storytelling.

I thought you did great in the group challenge too.

This is the top four of the competition.

So, you had your work cut out for you,

and I thought you did a great job.

- Alright, thank you, Priscilla.

- Also, fuck you for being that skinny, bitch.

Jesus Christ.

I just wanna be thin.

(laughing)

- You were all wonderful tonight,

but there can only be one queen

of this years Halloween Ball.

Oh, I misspoke.

There can only be one king,

and that monster is Landon Cider.

- Oh my God, thank you!

- Congratulations, darling.

You have secured your position

in the "Dragula" grande finale.

You've won the $1,000 custom corsetry,

from "Misty Couture",

and a headlining spot at the annual

Boulet Brothers' Los Angeles Halloween Ball.

- I'm so honored,

and completely ecstatic.

Thank you.

Thank you, so much.

- That brings us to the good part.

The final extermination of the season,

and I'm delighted to tell you,

you will all be participating this time.

Yes, even you Landon. (laughing)

I'm not going to pass up the chance to torture

you one last time.

- Now, what's Halloween without

a good old fashioned haunted house?

And, as your final challenge of the season,

tomorrow night, we will be sending you to

an abandoned rundown haunt attraction,

that's sitting and rotting in the middle of the woods.

- It's a literal haunted, haunted house.

(laughing)

- Now, somewhere within the maze,

is one lit jack-O-lantern.

Next to the jack-O-lantern,

is a written invitation to the top three.

Find the jack-O-lantern,

and retrieve your invite,

in order to move on to the finale.

- We've hired brutes,

and scare actors,

to terrorize and torment you,

while you're looking for the invite.

You'll sign a waiver,

giving them permission to do whatever

they want to you

while you're in the house,

and we've instructed them to be brutal.

- This extermination challenge is your last chance

to prove to us that you have the guts,

and the glamor,

to make it to the finale.

And, it's not going to be easy.

- Good luck, and happy Halloween.

May the filthiest monsters win,

and I hope you still have all your teeth

the next time we see you.

(laughing) - No.

(dramatic music)

- Oh my God.

A fucking haunted house.

- [Landon] I know.

- We have to sign a waiver!

We're all up for extermination.

It's a group extermination,

and at least I'm not alone.

- So, I've never been in a haunted house before,

'cause I've always been too chicken shit.

So, I don't really know what to expect.

- I kinda can't wait to see

what they do to (mumbles).

- I just don't wanna get picked up.

- [LuLu] Where are you going to touch me?

- Just like, don't pick me up.

That's my only thing.

Just don't pick me up.

Don't take my wig off. - Yeah.

- I'm not ecstatic about the fact

that I'm going to be touched

by the scare actors.

I'm just trying to mentally prepare myself for it.

- I know that I get all the giggles in a haunted house,

and I'm so excited for this one.

- I feel like I got the worst critiques.

- [Priscilla] Do you?

- Yeah.

I just, I explained that the confusion

on the characterization aspect of it.

So like, I'm at peace with it now,

and you know,

what will be, will be.

I think it's really funny that I was told

that I lacked expression,

when I was wearing a full-face prosthetic,

and double eyes.

They couldn't even tell if I was blinking.

It took top four to finally be in the bottom.

At this point,

I'm just happy,

because you know,

first time in the bottom.

So like, at top four,

what more could I ask for?

- Yeah, Dollya has really, really,

really great looks,

but it just kinda stops at that.

It like, what else you got?

'Cause, I'm not seeing a lot of depth there.

- I don't think Dollya's gonna make it in top three,

because she needs to get knocked off her high horse.

- You know, I was just kinda wanting another win.

Just so I could be tagged with,

you know, 'cause Dollya has two,

you've got two,

you haven't-- - I have nothing.

- (stammers) Oh God!

- The judges are so infatuated by Louisianna.

She can put on wing liner,

and they're like,

you're doing something so ground breaking.

So, I'm sure that they'll keep her.

And, you best bet that if I do make it to top three,

every fucking look will be fully characterized,

and realized, from top to bottom.

Like, 110%.

Like, you won't catch me sleeping on that ever again.

I mean, part of me is gonna be gagged if I don't.

Just because I haven't been in the bottom until this moment,

but at the same time,

the rules of pageantry do not apply to "Dragula".

You know, so like,

ultimately, it is their competition.

I just have to be okay with the decision, you know?

- Yeah, I'm curious to see what'll happen,

'cause I know this top three is the place

we all want to be very badly.

- Yes, I mean-- - And, you know.

Watch your tires if I don't get in.

(laughing)

(mumbles) Girl.

Honey, blow out all your tires.

(eerie tones)

(eerie music)

(dramatic boom) (eerie tones)

(dramatic boom) - Oh!

(dramatic boom) (eerie tones)

(dramatic boom)

(eerie tones)

- [Priscilla] Oh, fuck.

Oh, this is a setup.

- Oh I hear things.

(creepy mumbling)

(eerie music)

(screams)

- Just put this on the-

(screams)

(eerie music)

(hysteric screams)

- Oh I don't know. Oh god!

(eerie music)

(hysteric screams)

(eerie music)

(eerie tones) (footsteps)

(screams)

(eerie tones) (loud banging)

(tense music) (footsteps)

(hysteric screams)

(eerie music)

(maniacal laughter) (screams)

(eerie music)

(eerie tones)

(rumbling tones)

(labored breathing)

(rumbling tones)

(labored breathing)

(eerie tones)

(man grunts) (screams)

(eerie tones)

(quiet whining)

(eerie music) (footsteps)

(man grunts) (screams)

(screaming)

(eerie music)

(faint laughter)

(screams)

(grunting) (hysteric screams)

(intense music) (dramatic sigh)

God fucking dammit.

(eerie music)

- Fuck.

Nuh-uh. No

(muffled shouting) (muffled screams)

(eerie music)

Oh God.

(eerie music)

(chainsaw humming)

- Oh, yeah, yeah, mhmm.

(eerie music)

(footsteps)

(intense music)

- Oh, shit.

(mumbles)

No, no, fuck!

(eerie music)

(screams)

(eerie music)

(man grunts) (screams)

(screams)

- Ah (laughs maniacally)!

Fuck!

(tense music) (footsteps)

(labored breathing)

(tense music)

(labored breathing)

(tense music)

(footsteps)

- Oh my God!

(man screams) (Priscilla screams)

(man screams) (Priscilla screams)

- I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

I hate it, I hate it.

Give that shit to me!

(mumbles)

(murmurs)

Fuck you.

(man screams) (Landon screams and laughs)

(eerie music)

(footsteps)

(pumpkin clacks)

(eerie music)

- [LuLu] I've got it!

I got it, I got the pumpkin.

(maniacal laughter)

(eerie music) (maniacal laughter)

(dramatic music)

(spooky music) (crickets chirping)

(eerie tones)

(spooky music) (crickets chirping)

(rumbling tones)

(spooky music) (crickets chirping)

(fast footsteps)

(dramatic music)

(coughing)

(water splashing) (intense music)

(gasping)

(water splashing) (intense music)

(spooky music) (crickets chirping)

(eerie music)

(spooky dance music)

(woman screams)