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- [Announcer] Previously on Dragula.

- Drag saved my life.

I didn't start living my life

'til I was fucking 36 years old.

- This week, we're asking you to head into surgery

for our hospital of horrors.

- You'll be modeling your looks

for photographers and editors

from Alternative Press Magazine.

And the winning monster is

Landon Cider.

Congratulations, Landon.

- Yay. - Thank you.

- That means Priscilla Chambers and Maddelynn Hatter,

you are both up for extermination.

(eerie foreboding music)

Maddelynn, if I didn't know better,

I might start to think you're doing this on purpose.

(electricity crackling) (Maddelynn shrieking)

- Fuck.

(Maddelynn shrieking)

(head bashing) (intense foreboding music)

(eerie foreboding music) (crowd screaming)

- This is so great.

I don't remember the last time I was at a carnival.

Must've been a kid. (chuckles softly)

- Yeah, it's okay.

That Alligator Boy though, gave me the heebie-jeebies.

- (chuckles) Oh gettin' scared of the sideshow, are we?

- What?

No.

Just, I don't know.

I prefer normalcy.

- Normal?

What do you mean, normalcy?

- Forget about it.

(intense foreboding music) (gates creaking)

- Oh, we have got to get our fortunes told.

- [Man] What?

No, no way.

Not for me.

- Why, why not?

It'll be fun.

- Those places, they're all scams.

- It's not a scam if you're in on the gag.

All right, well I have to.

I'm going in.

- Knock yourself out.

I'm gonna get myself some cotton candy.

- All right, well I predict

that you will bring me some back.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie whispering)

- Come in, come in.

- We've been expecting you.

Sit.

- You've been expecting me?

- Of course.

That's what we do.

- You two look familiar.

- Everybody has a little touch of the psychic eye;

maybe you just foresaw this

- Maybe.

- (chuckles softly) Anyway,

let's see what else we can see

(eerie whispering)

- Oh dear.

- What is it?

What'd you see?

- Maybe you should look for yourself.

- But we must warn, your eyes may betray you.

- I wanna know.

I want to see.

- Then lean in, take a closer look.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie whispering)

- The light, it's almost blinding.

- (chuckles softly) Yes, yes, yes.

Look closer.

(Miranda gasping)

- The sooner they're outta my sight,

the better as far as I'm concerned. (shrieks)

- Hey.

Hey, babe.

You all done?

Miranda?

Miranda.

(eerie foreboding music)

Oh,

god!

No!

(crowd shrieking) (eerie whispering)

¶ Drag

¶ Filth

¶ Horror

¶ Glamor

¶ Dragula

¶ She's a killer

¶ Queen

¶ Dragula

¶ She'll make you

¶ Scream

¶ Drag drag drag drag

¶ Dragula

- [Swan] The winner of Dragula

receives a cash prize of $25000

courtesy of Marek+Richard and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next Drag Supermonster.

¶ Drag drag drag drag

¶ Dragula

(woman shrieking) (thunder crackling)

(intense foreboding music)

(dark electro music)

(intriguing electro music)

- It's a new week.

I haven't slept much, so I've been drained.

But I'm still grateful that I'm still here.

- It seems like yesterday

there was a room full of performers in here

and now it's just us.

- So we're all fresh from the Hospital of Horrors challenge

And judging by the bottom two, I'm actually concerned

that Maddelynn ended up finally going home.

I don't know 'bout y'all,

but Hospital of Horrors like really fuckin' shook me.

I was like how the fuck am I here right now?

Why did I like let this happen?

Like what is wrong?

Like I was just in the bottom two the week before.

This isn't where I wanna be

I wanna keep climbing.

I was in a great spot and I just felt like I sank so low

They are tightening up thos critiques, I'll say that much

- They are splitting fuckin' hairs

and we have no room for fucking up.

- I'm never wearing Calvin Klein trunks again.

(Landon chuckling)

I burned them.

I did, I burned them.

- Yeah, that was what Louisianna said.

That was bunkity-bunk, baby

- Yeah. - What does

bunkity-bunk mean?

- Busted.

That was busted.

To be honest, I felt like our positions,

the way we were called to safe

I thought we were supposed to be switched.

- Fair. - To be honest for that.

- Fair.

I think it came down to concept and I think that my concept

was just a little bit more different.

- I think the storyline was a little bit more clear

and I think that was really just the edge.

- Would you call having a dick for an arm an edge though?

(Landon laughing)

- I mean, obviously

'cause I placed higher than you, my love.

(Louisianna chuckling)

So Madd and Priscilla were in the bottom.

- Yeah. - Uh huh.

- So like what were you guys' thoughts

on each person's look?

- Just lookwise, I definite feel Priscilla's look

was so fucking like far out and amazing.

She was carrying a fucking fetal cow.

- I know.

- She got chemical burns on her face

from the formaldehyde.

- Yeah.

- And Maddelynn, it was like a sickening jumpsuit,

but it was a jumpsuit.

- It was a jumpsuit. - Let's be honest.

- I still don't understand what her concept was actual

- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm so confused.

- When her and I discussed

it was I'm a sexy doctor that eats people.

I think Maddelynn probably went home

just because she's been in the bottom so many times.

However, I felt like Priscilla's look

was the weaker out of the two

- I'm a little bit worried that

Priscilla might be exterminated

but I know that she will do anything to stay.

I will say though, if Priscilla does not walk

into this boudoir, I will be livid.

I will be livid.

I love Maddelynn, but she's been in the bottom so many times

and Priscilla has literally given up everything to be here.

- [Evah] Yes.

- And she is a fuckin' fighter

And quite honestly, I want to see what other looks

she's going to bring.

- [Dollya] They were all pretty rational in this group

to where like we've been keeping track

of how many wins, how many bottoms.

- You have, baby.

'Cause you. (laughs)

- Maybe you haven't,

but the three of us have discussed it.

- I have laser focus on that crown.

I don't care what anyone else is doing,

all I know is that I have fo -

(contestants shouting and cheering)

Yeah! - Come on, baby.

- I'm back.

I survived the extermination

Hope you missed me.

- [Dollya] Tell us everything

- [Priscilla] Do you even want to know?

- Yes! - Of course

we fuckin' wanna know.

- It's gonna put fear.

- [Landon] They gave us a tease and it's like shocking

So what was it?

- Oh no, I mean like my neck still hurts.

Basically we had to play

a like big-ass version of Operation

- Oh my god. (Landon laughing)

As big as this table?

- Bigger.

It was bigger and it was a body

like an outline of a body drawn out.

We had to pull out parts.

And every time you missed a part

and you touched the side of

you got shocked with the dog collar.

- (laughs) That's so great. - Oh my god.

- It was very excruciating pain

I was like oh it's a dog collar, it's fine.

It wasn't even turned up all the fucking way,

but it still like jolted my entire body.

- Wow. - Shit.

- Like it went from my neck all the way down.

It literally (chuckles),

it went from my neck all th way down to my fuckin' asshole

These exterminations are getting pretty fucking gnarly

- Well I guess so, fuck.

- I mean, like literally and I'm dressed as a cow.

(contestants laughing)

- Would your fur pop off?

(Priscilla mooing)

- With that being said, I kicked it's ass.

- Yes you're here, bitch. - Yeah.

- Yeah, we are happy. - Yes.

- I literally said

that if you didn't walk in

I'd be livid as hell.

- [Landon] I think we all agree

Yeah. - So we're glad to have you

top five, bitch.

We're top five. - Yeah.

- You know, obviously these exterminations

are just gonna get more intense

because you know, we wanna be tested on

how badly we wanna fuckin' be here.

And it's like I really wanna be here badly.

And if you're sent up for extermination,

you better fuckin' let them know you wanna be here badly

- That's right, uh huh. - Absofuckinlutely.

(siren whirring) (contestants shouting)

- [Announcer] Attention competitors

- Ooh. - Attention competitors.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

- Let's go, bitch.

- Once again. - All right.

- [Announcer] Competitors,

please make your way to the main stage at this time.

(intriguing orchestral music)

(eerie static whirring)

- Hello, uglies. - Hi.

- Sometimes life on the road

can feel like you're part of a traveling circus,

constantly going from town-to-town

and expected to entertain and perform the impossible.

- Damn right.

- An aspect that we also share with circus culture

is that we are often treated

by the world at-large as freaks.

And to be honest, we wear that like a badge of honor.

- But when you're freaks like us,

you can't just be the sideshow

you have to be the main event.

- This week we want you to show us

your best freak technique on the stage

and prove to us that you ca be as much of a ringleader

as you can be a clown.

- You'll have to come up with a sensational sideshow look

worthy of being the main attraction.

- During your floorshow,

you'll also have to perform a freakish feat.

- Okay.

- Guaranteed to draw in the crowd.

- In addition, you will also be responsible

for styling a wig provided

Dragula's official wig sponsor, Arda Wigs

and incorporating it into your look.

But be careful.

If you fail to impress us with your freakshow talent,

you will have to survive an extermination challenge

to prove that you are still one of us.

- One of us, one of us.

- Good luck and remember:

For one of you,

this floorshow will be your last.

(eerie foreboding music)

- Bye, someone's going home

(intriguing electro music)

Ooh, hair hats.

- Arda Wig time! - Yes, outta the way.

¶ I got that one

- This one is mine. - Ooh.

- Maddelynn.

- Oh, this is perfect.

Come to mama.

Let's see.

- Whoops, excuse me bitch. - I'm sorry.

(Landon chuckling)

(contestants chattering)

- I love Arda, but I have never styled a wig before.

So we're gonna see how this goes.

So it looks like we're gonna have to be styling our hair

and wearing them with our looks

- I guess so. - Yeah.

- I mean.

I'm already looking at her and imagining finger waves,

which is something I'm pretty good at.

- I think mine's gonna be pulled back.

- I think I'm going to just wear to the side, you know?

- That's how I style, just wear it to the side.

- Oh look at all this effort, honey.

- [Louisianna] Right?

- I thought I'd pick this one

'cause it reminds me of Maddelynn.

- Aww, it's very Maddelynn.

- Aww, fuck her.

- Now we can wear red hair, you're right!

- C'mon, big red.

- Just like the show, you're gonna have to cut her too

(Evah vocalizing)

- You know what?

I'm sad that she's gone.

I don't think that she deserved to have went home

- Instead of you?

- No, I think that

Dollya, that key really saved your ass.

- Ooh, we're goin' back.

We're goin' past.

- Y'all so bitter about this key.

But it's like universe obviously wanted me to find

so it's like don't be pissed at me.

Be pissed at the universe.

- Honey, I'm not pissed at the universe.

I mean I'm just sayin' like if you would've went up

against Madd's stage, you would've been outta here.

- That's quite the accusation.

And like I'm trying not to sound like such a bitch,

but that just sounds dumb, girl.

'Cause like I had a win, she didn't.

She'd been in the bottom multiple times.

- I just feel like you've been coasting through

for no reason.

I mean like your looks--

- Being in the top multiple weeks in a row,

not being in the bottom.

Consistent is what it sounds like to me.

- It sounds like you should've went home.

It's just like an off-brand Victoria for me.

- All I have to say is that

and this doesn't apply to you

but I haven't had to rely on

anybody else's talent to be here.

I made my own things and I've worked very hard.

- [Priscilla] Same.

- And also I have taught myself so much here.

Airbrushing my body for the first time,

applying full-facial prosthetic

for the first time on camera

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

- And also being the first person

to ever wear Fruit of the Loom underwear.

- And I don't really appreciate a comment

like coasting on other people's talents.

Because some of us that do invest

and hire people to have stuff made,

like that shouldn't invalidate my drag.

- I love that it's an issue

when I invalidate someone's drag.

But when she's invalidating my drag,

nobody chooses to chime in.

- Because we all agree.

- Well that's cute.

This is why I've been keeping my distance.

I've been guarded this entire time with everybody

because of these moments.

I'm afraid to get close to people.

- Because you're a bitch.

Dollya's been getting on my nerves this entire time

and I have been trying to bite my tongue

this entire competition, but I'm at my wit's end.

- I don't remember anybody asking me for opinion.

I don't know why the fuck they're giving me theirs.

- You are dismissive of other people.

You get that oh gal and the eye roll

and also the whole Victoria lost last season.

This is mine, House of Black

like we're going to.

And it's like it's not the Black Family Dragula,

it's the Boulet Brothers' Dragula.

I think a lot of people are just very kind of like

girl, like no.

Dollya is behaving like a child

and has been very bratty this entire competition.

I'ma give her ass a spanking

Come on, Dollya.

Roll those eyes one more time.

- We all know.

I thought you've talked shit

about every single one of us behind our back

and so that's why we don't get close to you.

That's why we don't talk to you

because we feel like you literally

are going to cut our fuckin throat to win this competition.

- [Dollya] Girl.

- I mean I don't wanna hear - No no no, wait one second

You had a lot to say about Hollow

in the car on the ride home the other day.

But when it came time for boudoir,

those opinions went out the door,

and you didn't bring any of those up.

I know I may be coming off as a bitch,

but I'm the only person here being 100% honest.

Off-camera, these girls are saying

every little thing that they can.

But on-camera, they try to act like

they're so politically correct and it's just bullshit.

- You're just talkin' shit behind our backs.

- What am I saying behind your back?

- It doesn't seem genuine.

- What am I saying behind your back?

- I don't know what you're saying,

but it's all goin' through the grapevine.

- I'm not talking shit about you.

- We've all caught you. - It's so funny that

you have absolutely no receipts

But you're come here and accuse me of talking about you

but you can't say anything.

- I may not have receipts.

But I've got an entire cast of girls

telling me that you've been talkin' shit about me

and everyone else.

- So you say I talk about you behind your back,

but you have no receipts of me

actually talking about you behind your back.

So who's telling you I'm talking about you

because the thing is is I've been isolating myself.

So I haven't been talking to anybody about anyone.

I offer opinions when I'm asked

I don't just walk around fucking telling people

that I think they look like shit.

- Then start showing that because this is top--

- This is not the edification of drag here.

It's not my responsibility to walk around

telling everybody sweet nothings into their ear.

This is Dragula.

It's not one big circlejerk for y'all to just sit around

stroking each other's artistic cocks.

- Like we came into this wanting to be kind to each other.

- Have I not been kind to you, Priscilla?

- You have been kind to me,

- Okay so then why do you keep attacking me, baby?

- Because I feel like it's fake

I feel like it's all fake.

Like it's all a show. - Which goes back

to what I just said is that this is not enough time

for us to accurately know each other.

You can think it's fake, baby

But I'm sitting here telling you it's not.

But you're trying to convince me it is.

So if you wanna assume I'm talking about you, be my guest

Spend all your energy and time focusing on that.

And then you're gonna sit h ere

and make these judgment cal ls on me when you do not know me

You do not know me whatsoev - Yeah, I do not know you.

But what I do know--

- No no, let me finish really quick.

And so just because you're not having

the peaches and cream fucking setting

that you were looking for coming into a drag competition

for next supermonster, then like that's your problem, baby

Don't try to act like you know me in this.

- I don't feel like you're a monster.

I just feel like you're a fucking asshole

and that's all I have to sa - Well this fucking asshole

has been there encourage you

and help you through this competition.

- And I appreciate that.

- And when you actually have receipts,

feel free to bring them up with me, gal.

I'll be ready to have a nice little chitchat with you.

- I would love that.

- Oh my god.

Jesus fuckin' Christ. - Wow.

Come on, freakshow. (laughs)

- Like bring on the top five bitchfest then, honey.

- I do think that Dollya is calculating

and she's been playing this game a little shady.

- I'm truly, truly gagged

that we have to do a freakshow act.

- I know. (chuckles)

- Like the past season,

like girls have been getting needles through them

or like stapling themselves

- I'm gonna be doing someth I've never done before.

I'm gonna be eating glass.

- Whoa.

- So I'm fucking going balls to the wall.

- I wanted to dust off my old tap shoes.

- Ooh, tap.

- That I haven't worn since like 2010.

- I'm a little concerned for Evah.

We're all doing all of these crazy oddities

and she's tap dancing.

- Dragula girls have a history of doing fireplay,

piercing themselves and now we have Evah's tap dancing.

- So top three? - Yeah, hi.

- It's coming up close.

- I can't wait to see who's gonna join me in top three.

- Me, I will be there with you for sure.

My top three is myself, Landon,

and Priscilla.

- Mine are me, Landon,

and then I'm like really sat on Evah.

But Louisianna, last week's look really like threw me

because like it was just you really took charge

of your floorshow and you really took charge of your l

- Was I a coatrack for my floorshow or something?

What the fuck? (chuckles)

- My top three is myself of course, you and Landon.

- [Louisianna] Landon, who are your top three?

- Me, you and Evah.

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- Evah, what you thinkin', baby

- I think

yeah, me.

(contestants laughing)

Landon and Louisianna.

- You guys lack a lot of faith in her, let me tell you.

I find it funny that no one thinks

I'm gonna be in top three.

Obviously they need to go to their ophthalmologist

and get their eyes checked.

But like I obviously have clear 20/20.

Honestly like sleep on me all you want, girl.

Every time someone has slept on me in the past,

they've regretted it.

And so like I'm just gonna keep doing what I've been doing,

smiling and doing my thing.

And doing my art and not gonna even

have to compete with you all

- [Landon] Being an asshole. (laughs)

(Priscilla muttering)

- And every time someone's worked with her,

they've regretted it too, diva.

- I can't wait 'til we all rip each other apart.

- So I'm gonna see all of you, well not all of you.

I'm gonna see some of you in top three

and I also really wanna see us get to work on this shit.

We have some hairstyling to

- I'm ready to get out of here.

- I'm not really experienced in styling wigs

so I gotta get to work. - We'll learn together.

- I would say if you need help, ask me.

But I'm done helping people

- She is done with the help, y'all.

(soft electro music)

- So I was really inspired by my big tits

that I like to wear in drag

and I've been inspired by needles.

So I wanted to do a strong-tit woman

who lifts objects with her tits.

So I'm gonna be piercing my tits,

and hanging weights off of them.

I really wanted to channel l traditional like strongman,

so I have like the striped fabric

but I'm trying to give like

a really high-fashion twist to it.

So I'm excited.

I think it's gonna be a lot of fun when it's all done.

- My inspiration for the freakshow is a mystery man

and his mystery item is that he has three penises.

I'm utilizing our Arda Wig cutting up some of the hair

and I've decided to add a merkin.

So I'm doing a dick wig with my look.

So I'm using some latex.

I'm laying down a bunch of layers

to make a really thick base

and then I'll be hand-laying the hair

into the direction that I need to make it

look like I got a really beautiful head of hair.

Heads of hair.

- So my inspiration for the floorshow

is actually gonna be Schlitzie, which is a pinhead.

The acts that they would normally do is called a blockhead.

So they would normally put nails in their body.

Pinheads are normally

bald with like a little sprout of hair.

And so I think that I'm gonna turn this

into a big kinked-out mess.

And since Schlitzie normally wore a baby doll dress,

I'm gonna get a baby doll a put my wig on the baby doll

(soft inspirational music)

- All right, freaks.

Let's go ahead and pack up our caravan

and work on all of this stuff.

We have a lot of work to do

- I'm right there with you.

- I've gotta get my breasts ready.

(dark electro music)

(candles whooshing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(dark electro music)

Alright, lets put on some face.

- Here we go.

- Face again. - Go again.

- Here we go again. - That's right, baby.

- It's a new day.

It is a day for our freakshow floorshow

and I'm here to let my freak flag fly.

- Let's become even more glamorous freaks

than what we already are.

- Right? - Yeah.

- [Louisianna] Oh yes.

- Since you're all workin' on eyebrows,

anyone want a permanent mar so you can continue there?

(contestants laughing)

- (laughs sarcastically) Fuck off.

- Has anybody been to Dragulaworld?

- I haven't been to Dragulaworld but I have been to

the Dragula pageant years before the show even started.

- [Evah] Oh really?

- The energy was electric.

Priscilla would know about that

- I was gonna say, Priscila knows all about that.

- (sarcastic laugh) No

Actually it's like really good to hear you say that.

Because I tried so hard last year to get to Dragulaworld

and I just could not make it.

- That's heartbreaking.

- [Priscilla] It was!

- You know like with me and you, Dollya.

You know, you said some shit about me not havin' receipts

But like the one receipt I do have

is not having to do the Dragulaworld pageant

to get on the show.

- Priscilla, girl.

Please stretch before you reach

- Like that just really bothers me.

- Why is it gal, that you are constantly offended

by things that do not involve you

or have a reflection on you

- It's just irritating to see someone

like just have a big fucking head

and think that they don't have to do that.

I'm going off on Dollya because last year,

I spent so much time and effort

trying to get to that Dragulaworld pageant.

So to hear someone say that

they didn't need to enter that pageant

to get on the show is very offensive to me

because I got on the show a I didn't even do the pageant

But would I still do it?

Yes and that's the mindset you need to have

if you wanna be the next drag supermonster.

It's annoying and it's entitled

and I'm personally fucking over it.

- I'm glad you're over, babe

I'm over hearing about it.

Priscilla has no receipts for anything

that she continues to bring up with me.

It's just her spouting off her opinions.

I don't feel the need to sit there and debate

whether or not she likes me

I'm here to win.

I'm sorry that you didn't get to do Dragulaworld,

but you need to take up your concerns

with the motherfuckin' Boulets

and stop trying to bring them up with me.

Why don't you take this energy

and focus it into your floor show

instead of directing it at me

- Oh, I'm very focused.

- Seems like it.

It's like you're focused on trying to find a way

to just turn every fuckin' situation around

to try just to be bitching at me

when I really don't give a shit, girl.

- Because you're being called out for your bullshit.

- I don't give a shit.

I do not give a shit, Priscilla

Until you have a valid fuckin' argument,

leave me the fuck alone.

- Yeah, okay.

It's not valid.

All right girl, we'll see who's in top three.

I'm just tired of getting cut off.

I tried to express a point

and it's just like it's turned around

to be like oh you're just making a big deal out of nothing.

- You are.

- Get over yourself.

You have the biggest fucking head here.

- I haven't said anything about myself,

except that I didn't feel like

doing the fucking competition, girl.

And you're telling me that makes me have a big head

'cause I don't wanna participate in something?

I have free will

Yeah, you get free will and a big fucking mouth.

- You're the one that keeps giving me opportunity

to open my fucking mouth.

Maybe if you kept yours shut, I wouldn't have to.

- Okay, all right.

Good luck on your floorshow

- [Louisianna] Well we'll all see in the end, won't we?

- [Dollya] Yes, ma'am.

- I think that Priscilla is under a lot of pressure

in this competition and I think she's eager

to be the center of attention

If that means attacking me, then whatever.

- Well Evah,

you've been very quiet.

Are you doin' okay?

- Yeah,

I'm trying to make sure

that I don't end up in the bottom again

because that truly feels like a death sentence

if I keep floating down there

- [Priscilla] This is not the time

to get in your head, baby.

- It's what I do best.

- I know and like what you do best also is fucking drag

- Yeah. - Have fun.

- That's what I'm tryin' to do

Like I'm really trying to enjoy this experience.

But I think right now,

it's just since it's gettin so close to the wire,

it's like I'm still feeling the pressure.

- No, you know you've got a team of people behind you

We're here for you.

You know, you're not alone in this.

And everything that you're feeling,

I think that deep down we're all feeling as well.

- Oh yeah.

- That is one thing Priscilla and I can agree on

- Yeah and that. - Well that's good.

- I hate seeing you like this

You know, it's not the Evah I know.

I think that you just need to do,

like I said do the thing thing you do best and that is drag

and that is being Evah fuckin' Destruction.

- That's literally what I told her earlier.

I said remind yourself of who the fuck you are.

You are motherfuckin' Evah Destruction.

You are known around the world

- Right and that's why I hate

like when this sort of stuff comes up

'cause I can't help it.

- You're allowed to have these moments, gal.

- And I don't want to fuck you up

because right now, top five is way too much stress.

And so you getting inside your head, no no no no

'cause that will fucking break you

faster than anything, babe

- And I don't wanna make it like worse,

but it's just the worst timing

to start having these moments of self-doubt for you.

- Oh, you're tellin' me.

- [Announcer] Attention competitors

Attention competitors. - We're already dead.

The floorsh w is about to begin.

The floorshow is about to begin

Competitors, please make your way to the main stage.

(siren wailing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(intense jungle beat)

- Welcome to the Big Top, darlings.

- Tonight our competitors have been tasked

with bringing sideshow spectacle to the center stage

They must make oddity into

by creating an unforgettable freakshow fashion look

complete with a showstopping circus sideshow act.

- As a second part to their challenge,

our little monstrosities must style

and incorporate a premium lace front wig

provided by Dragula's official wig sponsor, Arda Wigs.

- As a bonus, the winner of tonight's freakshow challenge

will also win $500 in wigs courtesy of Arda Wigs.

- Here to help us judge the floorshow

are two individuals who know everything

about turning freakish fash into showstopping magic.

- First we're proud to welcome back

the winner of the Boulet Brothers' Dragula Season 1

and the world's first drag supermonster,

the one and only Vander Von Odd

- Welcome home, darling.

- Back in the depths of Hell

It's good to be home.

- And our next judge is special effects makeup master

and star of Syfy Channel's "Face Off," Cig Neutron.

- Welcome to the show, Cig.

I do hope our contestants are ugly enough for you.

- Well that's a tall hors d'oeuvre.

- Now it's time to dim the lights, start the music.

- And let the floorshow begin

(eerie piano music) (children screaming)

(dark electro music)

(dark foreboding music)

First, the judges would like to thank you all

for all the hard work you guys put in tonight's floorshow.

What a show, it was amazing

- As always, I wanna remind you

that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges that we put before you.

- We're gonna get started

and take a look at each of your floorshows

and we're going to start with Priscilla.

- I loved the Schlitzie sleaze

that you're oozing all over the stage.

It was like you're skipping through

your own like freaky Gak and I was mopping it up.

It was super and playful and fun and like I knew who she was

and I wanted to hang out with her.

- Honey, anytime.

- So Priscilla, I like your concept overall of the Pinhead.

I'm not exactly sure about the execution.

In the Dragulaworld,

I feel like you should be a little dirty or a little grittier

or a little more "American Horror Story" freakshow maybe.

You just seem a little clean to me.

It seemed a little store-bought

I did appreciate your freaks gag, so well done there.

- Thank you.

- My only issue with this is that

I wasn't quite understandingwhat the doll was for.

My first instinct when I saw it was that this was something

that maybe wasn't initially part of your concept,

but that you kind of integrated into it

because that was part of the challenge

was to use the Arda wigs.

- The doll hair doesn't have a cone head.

- It kind of read as something last minute.

- Now let's move onto Dollya Black.

- Dollya, you checked off a of the boxes for me tonight

and you had to incorporate the Arda wig into your outfit

and I think you did all of those very well.

It was 10s across the board for me.

- I immediately recognized the strong woman concept,

so that got me on board with the story right away.

And I actually kinda dug all the random reveals

and those like hypnotic eyes were just like the lube

that kept me gliding throug the whole performance.

- We immediately got it.

You were the strong woman, that was very clear.

And so to update it and sort of renovate it

and bring it new and fresh was really fun to watch.

- I think you ruined circuses for me

because none of them are going to be complete now

without the strong-tittied woman.

(Dollya laughing)

I think this brought me to place where I wanted to go.

This is part of like the filthiest show on earth.

Certainly someplace that we would frequent,

wouldn't you say? - Absolutely.

- Thank you.

- Let's move on to Evah Destruction.

- I loved your adorable Quito look

and I was like the only thing that can make this better

is if it squirted.

Oh, it does.

- She had that too. - Yup.

- My sister's a squirter, what can I say?

- I feel like this conjoined nightmare

who is so exciting conceptually

But this execution is a little bit of a miss for me

I want my conjoined nightmare scarier and grittier.

This just seems too cutesy

and the treatment of the face

just looked like kind of a melted paper plate or something

- Like if you took a paper plate and microwave a baby,

that's what it would look like

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Which I know you've done a few times. (chuckles)

- Evah for me, this look was a miss.

When you first came out,

I'm like what character is this in a freakshow?

And then you did the reveal and I was like

why's this bitch got a baby on her stomach?

Like I didn't understand it at all.

I started to kind of get it, but then you tap danced

It sorta gave me more like a talent show

or maybe a child's version of a freakshow

as opposed to Dragula freakshow

- Thank you.

I just hate that I'm in this position right now

because I feel like I'm letting a lot of people down

by constantly being in the bottom now

and this position sucks.

- Now let's move on to Louisianna Purchase.

- I love the vintage burlesque bidness

that you're bringin'.

I thought the wig worked really well

with the overall outfit.

I was pleasantly surprised to see the reveal

'cause you know, who doesn't love

twizzling tri-tassel dazzle labies?

(Swan laughing)

That's a new word I'm tryin' to start.

Labies, it's like laby babi

- I'm gonna back you up on that one.

- You're kind of giving me like a piss-yellow Jodorowski

like "Santa Sangre" moment and I really love that.

It's tricky when you do a bodysuit.

However, the materials that this is made out of,

the velvet, the embroidery, the florals.

It transported me to a different time and a different place.

It really doesn't read as a bodysuit so much

as it does a period costume

- I like your tits, your tuck and your wig.

A-plus on all of those.

But I do think your performance fell a little short tonight

You just were very in your head

You just didn't seem present

You didn't sell it to us.

- When you did the backbend

it felt disjointaled from the rest of the movement.

- I was in a little bit of pain when I did the backbend

Something immediately stabbed me underneath my corset.

- Okay. - Oh.

- So I just flipped back up and did more titty tassel

and dealt with it.

- The corset bone in your side may hurt,

but the extermination that you might face because of it

will hurt much more.

- Thank you.

- Okay, we're gonna move onto Landon Cider.

Landon, I think you gave me my favorite moments

of the floorshow tonight.

The usage of the Arda wig too, like this is genius.

This is like a wig four-ways

- Right off the bat, some of the other characters to me

read as freaks within a freakshow.

But your character read as almost like the freak

that owns the freakshow and runs the freakshow.

You know you were showing your three dicks

and it was just so extra and unnecessary,

but also totally fucking necessary.

(Drac and Swan laughing)

- At first I was like I don't really wanna oogle

your bungle-berry lint traps

Then I look up at your face and I'm like,

maybe I do wanna peek at those naughty biscuits.

- So you liked it? - Yeah, I did.

(both laughing)

- I could picture opening a tent at a circus sideshow

and you being in there.

I also loved the glass eating

That was a classic circus freakshow act to perform,

so I really appreciated that

- Why would someone with three dingdongs eat glass?

- The dicks, I was a little unsure about

because I almost felt like would've been more effective

had you had three bulges as opposed to

what you were trying to pass off to us as penises.

- I do agree.

All I could think was like has Landon ever seen a penis

- My penis may not be anatomically correct,

but what three dicks are?

- We were very happy with your performance overall.

Before we talk about who won and who lost tonight,

we wanna take a moment to ask you guys

some more in-depth questions

You know, we're getting along in the competition.

There's only five of you left

and we really need to start to decide

who we think should move on to the top three

and ultimately who will be our next drag supermonster.

- Landon, who should go home tonight and why?

(intriguing electro music)

- Ooh.

Because of the critiques from last week and this week,

I would say Priscilla.

- Priscilla, who do you believe should go?

- Dollya because every week

she has kinda just coasted through,

so I feel like she should go home.

And I feel like a lot of he looks are the same each week

- Girl, I should go home?

If I'm coasting through this competition,

bitch, you're going in reverse.

- Dollya since you've arrived

you sorta made a few comments

about your drag family back home

and it makes us wonder are able to stand as Dollya Black

and represent the brand just as a singular person?

- I feel like I have been.

Each week, I've made my garments.

I've put in a lot of work.

I have not been coasting through like some may think

When it comes to what I'm planning on doing when I get home,

I know that my family's not gonna be able

to go with me everywhere.

I'm fine with that.

I just miss them.

I feel like this experience has Mason

so tremendously as well as Dollya.

I'm learning to have that voice

to feel comfortable standing up for myself,

speaking how I feel, being true to how I feel

and being relentless with that

I don't feel scared at all anymore.

I'm confident and I'm fine with who I am.

I have been a passive little bitch for a long time;

it gets really old.

- I mean, you have been a passive little bitch.

What has changed the fear?

- There kind of was this switch in the head

of I wanna be fucking happy

I wanna have fun and I don't wanna take shit.

Certain people have pointed out

that there's been like a big mood change with me

and that's because that has kind of clicked in my head.

That all of the bullshit doesn't matter,

I just need to be myself.

- We're not gonna crown someone that we don't know.

You know I'm feeling grateful for this opportunity

to get to know you, Dollya.

I feel like after seven weeks of competition,

the last seven minutes have shown me

more about your character than I've had

since we started all of this

which kind of leads me to Evah

- Yeah Evah, Biqtch had said when she was here

that she knows you from back home

and that you weren't really being yourself.

Are you being yourself and if not,

do you wanna speak on that

and try to explain to us what's going on?

- When I'm in a setting like this,

when I'm in a competition-type setting,

I'm just a focused-ass bitch

I really am because I have a goal set in mind

and I do whatever it takes to reach that goal.

And whether that be that I'm just not as open,

it's just because that's not something that life has

you know let me do without someone coming up behind me

and slapping my wrists.

- Wah wah wah, would you like some cheese with your whine?

You signed up for a competition

Girl, tap dance your way out of it.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

- You know, I am a guarded person,

but I do know when to open up

It's just sometimes you know

I look more focused and carefree than people would like

- I wanna encourage you to be gentle on yourself.

I think you've come a great distance

being very hard on yourself and tempering yourself

into a great performer.

But being gentle is not a sign of weakness.

- And if you are using that critical thinking

to improve your drag or get to this level

that you wanna get to, I think you've already gotten there

and now you can sort of hit the pause on that

and love yourself a little bit

and enjoy where you are today

'Cause I think you're there

- Let's move on to Louisianna

- Louisianna, who do you think should win tonight?

(intense orchestral music)

- I'm always gonna say me when you ask who should win

- [Swan] I think that's a very very smart response.

- I don't know if Louisianna

from episode one would've said that.

- And the time has come to announce tonight's winner

of our freakshow challenge.

And that monster is

Dollya Black.

Congratulations, darling.

You are the winner of tonight's challenge.

You've also won a $500 prize package courtesy of Arda Wigs

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you guys so much.

- Congratulations, bitch.

- Landon Cider, you may also leave the stage.

You will live to fight another day.

- Thank you.

- That means Evah Destruction

Priscilla Chambers and Louisianna Purchase.

For a variety of reasons,

you are all up for extermination tonight.

- [Swan] The extermination challenge

is your last chance to prove to us

that you have the guts and the glamor to be spared

and stay in the competition

- We will take into consideration your look,

your performance and how you fare in this final challenge

to decide who will live and who will be exterminated.

Whether you're a stilt walker,

a fire breather or a human pincushion.

If you're going to be a Dragula star,

you're going to need some freaky skills to pay the bills

- Since you've proven to us

you don't have what it takes

we're going to give you a crash course

in a sideshow act that is sure to pull in all the tips

- You've got one minute to on our freakshow side stage

and staple as many dollars your body as you possibly can

- Now step into the limelight, darlings.

Snatch those coins and make your freak family proud.

(intense orchestral music)

- [Landon] I think Lulu's really upset right now.

- [Dollya] She took off like she was pissed.

She was hoping she was gonna win this one.

- [Landon] She's been safe this entire time.

- [Dollya] And Evah's been in the bottom twice.

- [Landon] It's a real mixed battle.

- [Dollya] It's weird.

That's just messed up right now

- I know this extermination is going to hurt.

I don't like pain.

I'm really nervous to do this

and I'm just trying to like build up the confidence

to go through with this.

- All right, well.

Here we go again.

- [Louisianna] I don't care

- Do you wanna talk about it or not?

- No. - No, okay.

Do you mind if I direct the conversation to somebody else?

- [Louisianna] You go right ahead.

- Evah how you feelin', baby

- You know what?

I'm terrified.

- My heart goes out to Lulu

I can see how scared she is

she has been there for all of us,

so all I wanna do is be there for her too.

- You still don't wanna talk, boo?

Not yet?

Okay.

- You got this.

- It sucks. - It's so horrible.

(muffled chattering)

- No one wants to see you go home.

- [Evah] Because it's like what I said on stage,

like it's almost--

- I just wanted to see that you're ready for this.

- [Evah] I just hate this feeling of like just drowning

- They're just testing you.

- [Evah] I know, I know.

- All you have to do is show them that you're gonna take it

That's all you gotta do.

You know?

It's just part of the game.

- I'm fuckin' scared.

I am fucking scared 'cause it's goin' to fuckin' hurt

and I've already had fuckin'

a lance through my fuckin' thumb, so I mean. (sighs)

I'm just scared, I'm livid

and I'm just gonna fuckin' do this

and just fuckin' stand the fuck outta my way

'cause I'm fuckin' doin' it

- That's right.

The pain is temporary.

- Also I can tell you your fear in your mind

is so much stronger than the actual pain.

- I feel like I'm gonna pass out.

- Are you gonna?

Come on.

- Want some water? - Stand up, baby.

Stand up and try to like get some circulation

goin' through you.

- Some water? - No, I'm good.

I'm good.

I have tattoos.

I have piercings and I know I always faint after,

but I'm definitely doing this extermination.

I am here to win and I'm here to challenge myself

and that's the whole point of these exterminations

is to push yourself.

- Don't let it overcome you - I'm not ready to go home.

- But you're not that kinda person.

- No, I'm not going home.

I can't.

If I go home they're gonna look at me like I'm a fuckin' failure

and I can't becaulse I told them

I wasn't going 'til I was

at the top and I'm not fucking going home.

I'm not going home! - You're not.

- [Dollya] That's the energy you need though right now.

That is that energy that you need.

- They're gonna look at me

and they're gonna go yeah, we fuckin' knew it.

No, I'm not gonna let them say that about me.

I'm goin' all the way to fuckin' top

and I'm doin' this.

I'm not fucking going home.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie foreboding music)

(staple gun clacking) - Fuck!

Fuck!

(staple gun clacking) (Evah wincing)

- Let's rock 'n roll, fuckers

(staple gun clacking)

Fuck!

(Evah sighing)

- I've spent my entire fucking drag career

proving that I am worth it

and that I'm a fucking monster

(staple gun clacking) (Priscilla wincing)

Fuck.

Goddammit.

(staple gun clacking) (Evah breathing heavily)

- This is for everyone that ever believed in me.

- (grunts) Fuck!

(staple guns clacking)

(heart thumping)

(dark foreboding music)

- I got you, I got you.

Can you grab that chair? - Yup.

- Chair's right behind you. - We got it, we got it.

Give her some water please?

(heart thumping)

- I need a medic to the set

- [Man] Check her pulse, check her pulse.

(siren wailing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(dark foreboding music) (crickets chirping)

(ground crunching)

(hammer thudding) (Evah wincing)

(Evah thudding)

(eerie foreboding music)

(blood splattering) (bell dinging)

(dark foreboding music)

(rhythmic electro music)

(woman shrieking)