All language subtitles for The Boulet Brothers Dragula S03E07 Le Freak

- [Announcer] Previously on
Dragula.

- Drag saved my life.

I didn't start living my life

'til I was fucking 36 years old.

- This week, we're asking
you to head into surgery

for our hospital of horrors.

- You'll be modeling your looks

for photographers and editors

from Alternative Press Magazine.

And the winning monster is

Landon Cider.

Congratulations, Landon.

- Yay.
- Thank you.

- That means Priscilla
Chambers and Maddelynn Hatter,

you are both up
for extermination.

(eerie foreboding music)

Maddelynn, if I
didn't know better,

I might start to think
you're doing this on purpose.

(electricity crackling)
(Maddelynn shrieking)

- Fuck.

(Maddelynn shrieking)

(head bashing)
(intense foreboding music)

(eerie foreboding music)
(crowd screaming)

- This is so great.

I don't remember the last
time I was at a carnival.

Must've been a kid.
(chuckles softly)

- Yeah, it's okay.

That Alligator Boy though,
gave me the heebie-jeebies.

- (chuckles) Oh gettin'
scared of the sideshow, are
we?

- What?

No.

Just, I don't know.

I prefer normalcy.

- Normal?

What do you mean, normalcy?

- Forget about it.

(intense foreboding music)
(gates creaking)

- Oh, we have got to
get our fortunes told.

- [Man] What?

No, no way.

Not for me.

- Why, why not?

It'll be fun.

- Those places,
they're all scams.

- It's not a scam if
you're in on the gag.

All right, well I have to.

I'm going in.

- Knock yourself out.

I'm gonna get myself
some cotton candy.

- All right, well I predict

that you will
bring me some back.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie whispering)

- Come in, come in.

- We've been expecting you.

Sit.

- You've been expecting me?

- Of course.

That's what we do.

- You two look familiar.

- Everybody has a little
touch of the psychic eye;

maybe you just foresaw this

- Maybe.

- (chuckles softly) Anyway,

let's see what else we can
see

(eerie whispering)

- Oh dear.

- What is it?

What'd you see?

- Maybe you should
look for yourself.

- But we must warn,
your eyes may betray you.

- I wanna know.

I want to see.

- Then lean in,
take a closer look.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie whispering)

- The light, it's
almost blinding.

- (chuckles softly)
Yes, yes, yes.

Look closer.

(Miranda gasping)

- The sooner they're
outta my sight,

the better as far as
I'm concerned. (shrieks)

- Hey.

Hey, babe.

You all done?

Miranda?

Miranda.

(eerie foreboding music)

Oh,

god!

No!

(crowd shrieking)
(eerie whispering)

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¶ Filth

¶ Horror

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¶ Dragula

¶ She's a killer

¶ Queen

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¶ She'll make you

¶ Scream

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- [Swan] The winner of
Dragula

receives a cash prize of
$25000

courtesy of Marek+Richard
and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next
Drag Supermonster.

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(woman shrieking)
(thunder crackling)

(intense foreboding music)

(dark electro music)

(intriguing electro music)

- It's a new week.

I haven't slept much,
so I've been drained.

But I'm still grateful
that I'm still here.

- It seems like yesterday

there was a room full
of performers in here

and now it's just us.

- So we're all fresh from the
Hospital of Horrors challenge

And judging by the bottom
two, I'm actually concerned

that Maddelynn ended
up finally going home.

I don't know 'bout y'all,

but Hospital of Horrors like
really fuckin' shook me.

I was like how the fuck
am I here right now?

Why did I like let this
happen?

Like what is wrong?

Like I was just in the
bottom two the week before.

This isn't where I wanna be

I wanna keep climbing.

I was in a great spot and I
just felt like I sank so low

They are tightening up thos
critiques, I'll say that
much

- They are splitting
fuckin' hairs

and we have no room
for fucking up.

- I'm never wearing
Calvin Klein trunks again.

(Landon chuckling)

I burned them.

I did, I burned them.

- Yeah, that was
what Louisianna said.

That was bunkity-bunk, baby

- Yeah.
- What does

bunkity-bunk mean?

- Busted.

That was busted.

To be honest, I felt
like our positions,

the way we were
called to safe

I thought we were
supposed to be switched.

- Fair.
- To be honest for that.

- Fair.

I think it came down to concept
and I think that my concept

was just a little
bit more different.

- I think the storyline
was a little bit more clear

and I think that was
really just the edge.

- Would you call having a
dick for an arm an edge
though?

(Landon laughing)

- I mean, obviously

'cause I placed higher
than you, my love.

(Louisianna chuckling)

So Madd and Priscilla
were in the bottom.

- Yeah.
- Uh huh.

- So like what were
you guys' thoughts

on each person's look?

- Just lookwise, I definite
feel Priscilla's look

was so fucking like
far out and amazing.

She was carrying a
fucking fetal cow.

- I know.

- She got chemical
burns on her face

from the formaldehyde.

- Yeah.

- And Maddelynn, it was
like a sickening jumpsuit,

but it was a jumpsuit.

- It was a jumpsuit.
- Let's be honest.

- I still don't understand
what her concept was actual

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm so confused.

- When her and I discussed

it was I'm a sexy
doctor that eats people.

I think Maddelynn
probably went home

just because she's been in
the bottom so many times.

However, I felt like
Priscilla's look

was the weaker out of the two

- I'm a little bit worried
that

Priscilla might be
exterminated

but I know that she will
do anything to stay.

I will say though, if
Priscilla does not walk

into this boudoir,
I will be livid.

I will be livid.

I love Maddelynn, but she's
been in the bottom so
many times

and Priscilla has literally
given up everything
to be here.

- [Evah] Yes.

- And she is a fuckin' fighter

And quite honestly, I want
to see what other looks

she's going to bring.

- [Dollya] They were all
pretty rational in this
group

to where like we've
been keeping track

of how many wins,
how many bottoms.

- You have, baby.

'Cause you. (laughs)

- Maybe you haven't,

but the three of us
have discussed it.

- I have laser
focus on that crown.

I don't care what
anyone else is doing,

all I know is that I have fo -

(contestants shouting
and cheering)

Yeah!
- Come on, baby.

- I'm back.

I survived the
extermination

Hope you missed me.

- [Dollya] Tell us
everything

- [Priscilla] Do you
even want to know?

- Yes!
- Of course

we fuckin' wanna know.

- It's gonna put fear.

- [Landon] They gave us a
tease and it's like shocking

So what was it?

- Oh no, I mean like
my neck still hurts.

Basically we had to play

a like big-ass
version of Operation

- Oh my god.
(Landon laughing)

As big as this table?

- Bigger.

It was bigger and it
was a body

like an outline of
a body drawn out.

We had to pull out parts.

And every time you
missed a part

and you touched the side of

you got shocked
with the dog collar.

- (laughs) That's so great.
- Oh my god.

- It was very excruciating pain

I was like oh it's a
dog collar, it's fine.

It wasn't even turned
up all the fucking way,

but it still like
jolted my entire body.

- Wow.
- Shit.

- Like it went from my
neck all the way down.

It literally (chuckles),

it went from my neck all th
way down to my fuckin'
asshole

These exterminations are
getting pretty fucking gnarly

- Well I guess so, fuck.

- I mean, like literally
and I'm dressed as a cow.

(contestants laughing)

- Would your fur pop off?

(Priscilla mooing)

- With that being
said, I kicked it's ass.

- Yes you're here, bitch.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we are happy.
- Yes.

- I literally said

that if you didn't walk in

I'd be livid as hell.

- [Landon] I think we all agree

Yeah.
- So we're glad to have you

top five, bitch.

We're top five.
- Yeah.

- You know, obviously
these exterminations

are just gonna get more intense

because you know, we
wanna be tested on

how badly we wanna
fuckin' be here.

And it's like I really
wanna be here badly.

And if you're sent
up for extermination,

you better fuckin' let them
know you wanna be
here badly

- That's right, uh huh.
- Absofuckinlutely.

(siren whirring)
(contestants shouting)

- [Announcer] Attention
competitors

- Ooh.
- Attention competitors.

Please make your way to the
main stage at this time.

- Let's go, bitch.

- Once again.
- All right.

- [Announcer] Competitors,

please make your way to the
main stage at this time.

(intriguing orchestral music)

(eerie static whirring)

- Hello, uglies.
- Hi.

- Sometimes life on the road

can feel like you're part
of a traveling circus,

constantly going
from town-to-town

and expected to entertain
and perform the impossible.

- Damn right.

- An aspect that we also
share with circus culture

is that we are often treated

by the world at-large
as freaks.

And to be honest, we wear
that like a badge of honor.

- But when you're
freaks like us,

you can't just be the
sideshow

you have to be the
main event.

- This week we
want you to show us

your best freak
technique on the stage

and prove to us that you ca
be as much of a ringleader

as you can be a clown.

- You'll have to come up
with a sensational
sideshow look

worthy of being the
main attraction.

- During your floorshow,

you'll also have to
perform a freakish feat.

- Okay.

- Guaranteed to
draw in the crowd.

- In addition, you will
also be responsible

for styling a wig provided

Dragula's official
wig sponsor, Arda Wigs

and incorporating
it into your look.

But be careful.

If you fail to impress us
with your freakshow talent,

you will have to survive
an extermination challenge

to prove that you
are still one of us.

- One of us, one of us.

- Good luck and remember:

For one of you,

this floorshow
will be your last.

(eerie foreboding music)

- Bye, someone's going home

(intriguing electro music)

Ooh, hair hats.

- Arda Wig time!
- Yes, outta the way.

¶ I got that one

- This one is mine.
- Ooh.

- Maddelynn.

- Oh, this is perfect.

Come to mama.

Let's see.

- Whoops, excuse me bitch.
- I'm sorry.

(Landon chuckling)

(contestants chattering)

- I love Arda, but I have
never styled a wig before.

So we're gonna
see how this goes.

So it looks like we're
gonna have to be styling our
hair

and wearing them with
our looks

- I guess so.
- Yeah.

- I mean.

I'm already looking at her
and imagining finger waves,

which is something
I'm pretty good at.

- I think mine's
gonna be pulled back.

- I think I'm going to just
wear to the side, you know?

- That's how I style,
just wear it to the side.

- Oh look at all
this effort, honey.

- [Louisianna] Right?

- I thought I'd pick
this one

'cause it reminds
me of Maddelynn.

- Aww, it's very Maddelynn.

- Aww, fuck her.

- Now we can wear red
hair, you're right!

- C'mon, big red.

- Just like the show, you're
gonna have to cut her too

(Evah vocalizing)

- You know what?

I'm sad that she's gone.

I don't think that she deserved
to have went home

- Instead of you?

- No, I think that

Dollya, that key
really saved your ass.

- Ooh, we're goin' back.

We're goin' past.

- Y'all so bitter
about this key.

But it's like universe
obviously wanted me to find

so it's like don't
be pissed at me.

Be pissed at the universe.

- Honey, I'm not
pissed at the universe.

I mean I'm just sayin' like
if you would've went up

against Madd's stage, you
would've been outta here.

- That's quite the
accusation.

And like I'm trying not to
sound like such a bitch,

but that just sounds
dumb, girl.

'Cause like I had
a win, she didn't.

She'd been in the
bottom multiple times.

- I just feel like you've
been coasting through

for no reason.

I mean like your looks--

- Being in the top
multiple weeks in a row,

not being in the bottom.

Consistent is what
it sounds like to me.

- It sounds like you
should've went home.

It's just like an
off-brand Victoria for me.

- All I have to say is that

and this doesn't apply
to you

but I haven't had to rely
on

anybody else's
talent to be here.

I made my own things and
I've worked very hard.

- [Priscilla] Same.

- And also I have taught
myself so much here.

Airbrushing my body
for the first time,

applying full-facial
prosthetic

for the first time
on camera

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa

- And also being
the first person

to ever wear Fruit of
the Loom underwear.

- And I don't really
appreciate a comment

like coasting on other
people's talents.

Because some of
us that do invest

and hire people to
have stuff made,

like that shouldn't
invalidate my drag.

- I love that it's an issue

when I invalidate
someone's drag.

But when she's
invalidating my drag,

nobody chooses to chime in.

- Because we all agree.

- Well that's cute.

This is why I've been
keeping my distance.

I've been guarded this
entire time with everybody

because of these moments.

I'm afraid to get
close to people.

- Because you're a bitch.

Dollya's been getting on
my nerves this entire time

and I have been trying
to bite my tongue

this entire competition,
but I'm at my wit's end.

- I don't remember anybody
asking me for opinion.

I don't know why the fuck
they're giving me theirs.

- You are dismissive
of other people.

You get that oh gal
and the eye roll

and also the whole
Victoria lost last season.

This is mine,
House of Black

like we're going to.

And it's like it's not
the Black Family Dragula,

it's the Boulet
Brothers' Dragula.

I think a lot of people
are just very kind of like

girl, like no.

Dollya is behaving like
a child

and has been very bratty
this entire competition.

I'ma give her ass a
spanking

Come on, Dollya.

Roll those eyes
one more time.

- We all know.

I thought you've
talked shit

about every single one
of us behind our back

and so that's why we
don't get close to you.

That's why we
don't talk to you

because we feel
like you literally

are going to cut our fuckin
throat to win this
competition.

- [Dollya] Girl.

- I mean I don't wanna hear
- No no no, wait one second

You had a lot to
say about Hollow

in the car on the ride
home the other day.

But when it came
time for boudoir,

those opinions went
out the door,

and you didn't bring
any of those up.

I know I may be
coming off as a bitch,

but I'm the only person
here being 100% honest.

Off-camera, these
girls are saying

every little thing
that they can.

But on-camera, they
try to act like

they're so politically correct
and it's just bullshit.

- You're just talkin'
shit behind our backs.

- What am I saying
behind your back?

- It doesn't seem genuine.

- What am I saying
behind your back?

- I don't know
what you're saying,

but it's all goin'
through the grapevine.

- I'm not talking
shit about you.

- We've all caught you.
- It's so funny that

you have absolutely no receipts

But you're come here and
accuse me of talking about you

but you can't say anything.

- I may not have receipts.

But I've got an
entire cast of girls

telling me that you've
been talkin' shit about me

and everyone else.

- So you say I talk about
you behind your back,

but you have no receipts of me

actually talking about
you behind your back.

So who's telling you
I'm talking about you

because the thing is is
I've been isolating myself.

So I haven't been talking
to anybody about anyone.

I offer opinions when I'm asked

I don't just walk around
fucking telling people

that I think they
look like shit.

- Then start showing that
because this is top--

- This is not the
edification of drag here.

It's not my responsibility
to walk around

telling everybody sweet
nothings into their ear.

This is Dragula.

It's not one big circlejerk
for y'all to just sit around

stroking each other's
artistic cocks.

- Like we came into this wanting
to be kind to each other.

- Have I not been kind
to you, Priscilla?

- You have been kind to me,

- Okay so then why do you
keep attacking me, baby?

- Because I feel like it's fake

I feel like it's all fake.

Like it's all a show.
- Which goes back

to what I just said is that
this is not enough time

for us to accurately
know each other.

You can think it's fake, baby

But I'm sitting here
telling you it's not.

But you're trying to
convince me it is.

So if you wanna assume I'm
talking about you, be my guest

Spend all your energy and
time focusing on that.

And then you're gonna
sit h ere

and make these judgment
cal ls on me when you
do not know me

You do not know me whatsoev
- Yeah, I do not know you.

But what I do know--

- No no, let me
finish really quick.

And so just because
you're not having

the peaches and
cream fucking setting

that you were looking for
coming into a drag competition

for next supermonster, then
like that's your problem, baby

Don't try to act like
you know me in this.

- I don't feel like
you're a monster.

I just feel like you're
a fucking asshole

and that's all I have to sa
- Well this fucking asshole

has been there
encourage you

and help you through
this competition.

- And I appreciate that.

- And when you
actually have receipts,

feel free to bring
them up with me, gal.

I'll be ready to have a nice
little chitchat with you.

- I would love that.

- Oh my god.

Jesus fuckin' Christ.
- Wow.

Come on, freakshow. (laughs)

- Like bring on the top
five bitchfest then, honey.

- I do think that
Dollya is calculating

and she's been playing
this game a little shady.

- I'm truly, truly gagged

that we have to do
a freakshow act.

- I know. (chuckles)

- Like the past season,

like girls have been
getting needles
through them

or like stapling themselves

- I'm gonna be doing someth
I've never done before.

I'm gonna be eating glass.

- Whoa.

- So I'm fucking going
balls to the wall.

- I wanted to dust
off my old tap shoes.

- Ooh, tap.

- That I haven't
worn since like 2010.

- I'm a little
concerned for Evah.

We're all doing all of
these crazy oddities

and she's tap dancing.

- Dragula girls have a
history of doing fireplay,

piercing themselves and now
we have Evah's tap dancing.

- So top three?
- Yeah, hi.

- It's coming up close.

- I can't wait to see who's
gonna join me in top three.

- Me, I will be there
with you for sure.

My top three is myself,
Landon,

and Priscilla.

- Mine are me, Landon,

and then I'm like
really sat on Evah.

But Louisianna, last week's
look really like threw me

because like it was just
you really took charge

of your floorshow and you
really took charge of your l

- Was I a coatrack for my
floorshow or something?

What the fuck? (chuckles)

- My top three is myself
of course, you and Landon.

- [Louisianna] Landon,
who are your top three?

- Me, you and Evah.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

- Evah, what you
thinkin', baby

- I think

yeah, me.

(contestants laughing)

Landon and Louisianna.

- You guys lack a lot of
faith in her,
let me tell you.

I find it funny
that no one thinks

I'm gonna be in top three.

Obviously they need to go
to their ophthalmologist

and get their eyes checked.

But like I obviously
have clear 20/20.

Honestly like sleep on
me all you want, girl.

Every time someone has
slept on me in the past,

they've regretted it.

And so like I'm just gonna
keep doing what I've been
doing,

smiling and doing my thing.

And doing my art
and not gonna even

have to compete
with you all

- [Landon] Being an
asshole. (laughs)

(Priscilla muttering)

- And every time
someone's worked with her,

they've regretted it too, diva.

- I can't wait 'til we
all rip each other apart.

- So I'm gonna see all of
you, well not all of you.

I'm gonna see some
of you in top three

and I also really wanna see
us get to work
on this shit.

We have some hairstyling to

- I'm ready to get out
of here.

- I'm not really
experienced in styling wigs

so I gotta get to work.
- We'll learn together.

- I would say if you
need help, ask me.

But I'm done helping people

- She is done with
the help, y'all.

(soft electro music)

- So I was really
inspired by my big tits

that I like to wear in drag

and I've been
inspired by needles.

So I wanted to do
a strong-tit woman

who lifts objects
with her tits.

So I'm gonna be piercing
my tits,

and hanging weights off
of them.

I really wanted to channel l
traditional like strongman,

so I have like
the striped fabric

but I'm trying to give like

a really high-fashion
twist to it.

So I'm excited.

I think it's gonna be a lot
of fun when it's all done.

- My inspiration for the
freakshow is a mystery man

and his mystery item is
that he has three penises.

I'm utilizing our Arda Wig
cutting up some of the hair

and I've decided
to add a merkin.

So I'm doing a dick
wig with my look.

So I'm using some latex.

I'm laying down
a bunch of layers

to make a really thick base

and then I'll be
hand-laying the hair

into the direction
that I need to make it

look like I got a really
beautiful head of hair.

Heads of hair.

- So my inspiration
for the floorshow

is actually gonna be
Schlitzie, which is
a pinhead.

The acts that they
would normally do is
called a blockhead.

So they would normally
put nails in their body.

Pinheads are normally

bald with like a
little sprout of hair.

And so I think that
I'm gonna turn this

into a big kinked-out mess.

And since Schlitzie
normally wore a baby doll
dress,

I'm gonna get a baby doll a
put my wig on the baby doll

(soft inspirational music)

- All right, freaks.

Let's go ahead and
pack up our caravan

and work on all of
this stuff.

We have a lot of work to do

- I'm right there with you.

- I've gotta get
my breasts ready.

(dark electro music)

(candles whooshing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(dark electro music)

Alright, lets put on
some face.

- Here we go.

- Face again.
- Go again.

- Here we go again.
- That's right, baby.

- It's a new day.

It is a day for our
freakshow floorshow

and I'm here to let
my freak flag fly.

- Let's become even
more glamorous freaks

than what we already are.

- Right?
- Yeah.

- [Louisianna] Oh yes.

- Since you're all
workin' on eyebrows,

anyone want a permanent mar
so you can continue there?

(contestants laughing)

- (laughs sarcastically)
Fuck off.

- Has anybody been to
Dragulaworld?

- I haven't been to Dragulaworld
but I have been to

the Dragula pageant years before
the show even started.

- [Evah] Oh really?

- The energy was electric.

Priscilla would know about that

- I was gonna say,
Priscila knows all about that.

- (sarcastic laugh) No

Actually it's like really good
to hear you say that.

Because I tried so hard last
year to get to Dragulaworld

and I just could not make it.

- That's heartbreaking.

- [Priscilla] It was!

- You know like with
me and you, Dollya.

You know, you said some
shit about me not havin'
receipts

But like the one
receipt I do have

is not having to do the
Dragulaworld pageant

to get on the show.

- Priscilla, girl.

Please stretch before you reach

- Like that just
really bothers me.

- Why is it gal, that you
are constantly offended

by things that do
not involve you

or have a reflection on you

- It's just irritating
to see someone

like just have a
big fucking head

and think that they
don't have to do that.

I'm going off on Dollya
because last year,

I spent so much time and effort

trying to get to that
Dragulaworld pageant.

So to hear someone say that

they didn't need to
enter that pageant

to get on the show is
very offensive to me

because I got on the show a
I didn't even do the pageant

But would I still do it?

Yes and that's the
mindset you need to have

if you wanna be the
next drag supermonster.

It's annoying and it's entitled

and I'm personally
fucking over it.

- I'm glad you're over,
babe

I'm over hearing about it.

Priscilla has no
receipts for anything

that she continues
to bring up with me.

It's just her spouting
off her opinions.

I don't feel the need
to sit there and debate

whether or not she likes me

I'm here to win.

I'm sorry that you didn't
get to do Dragulaworld,

but you need to take
up your concerns

with the motherfuckin' Boulets

and stop trying to
bring them up with me.

Why don't you take this energy

and focus it into your
floor show

instead of directing it at me

- Oh, I'm very focused.

- Seems like it.

It's like you're focused
on trying to find a way

to just turn every
fuckin' situation around

to try just to be bitching at me

when I really don't
give a shit, girl.

- Because you're being
called out for your bullshit.

- I don't give a shit.

I do not give a shit,
Priscilla

Until you have a valid
fuckin' argument,

leave me the fuck alone.

- Yeah, okay.

It's not valid.

All right girl, we'll
see who's in top three.

I'm just tired of
getting cut off.

I tried to express a point

and it's just like
it's turned around

to be like oh you're just making
a big deal out of nothing.

- You are.

- Get over yourself.

You have the biggest
fucking head here.

- I haven't said
anything about myself,

except that I didn't feel like

doing the fucking
competition, girl.

And you're telling me that
makes me have a big head

'cause I don't wanna
participate in something?

I have free will

Yeah, you get free will
and a big fucking mouth.

- You're the one that
keeps giving me opportunity

to open my fucking mouth.

Maybe if you kept yours
shut, I wouldn't have to.

- Okay, all right.

Good luck on your floorshow

- [Louisianna] Well we'll all
see in the end, won't we?

- [Dollya] Yes, ma'am.

- I think that Priscilla
is under a lot of pressure

in this competition
and I think she's eager

to be the center of attention

If that means attacking
me, then whatever.

- Well Evah,

you've been very quiet.

Are you doin' okay?

- Yeah,

I'm trying to make sure

that I don't end up
in the bottom again

because that truly feels
like a death sentence

if I keep floating down there

- [Priscilla] This
is not the time

to get in your head, baby.

- It's what I do best.

- I know and like what you
do best also is fucking drag

- Yeah.
- Have fun.

- That's what I'm tryin' to do

Like I'm really trying
to enjoy this experience.

But I think right now,

it's just since it's gettin
so close to the wire,

it's like I'm still
feeling the pressure.

- No, you know you've got
a team of people behind you

We're here for you.

You know, you're
not alone in this.

And everything that
you're feeling,

I think that deep down
we're all feeling as well.

- Oh yeah.

- That is one thing
Priscilla and I can agree on

- Yeah and that.
- Well that's good.

- I hate seeing you like this

You know, it's not
the Evah I know.

I think that you
just need to do,

like I said do the thing thing
you do best and that is drag

and that is being Evah
fuckin' Destruction.

- That's literally what
I told her earlier.

I said remind yourself
of who the fuck you are.

You are motherfuckin'
Evah Destruction.

You are known around the world

- Right and that's why
I hate

like when this sort
of stuff comes up

'cause I can't help it.

- You're allowed to
have these moments, gal.

- And I don't want
to fuck you up

because right now, top five
is way too much stress.

And so you getting inside
your head, no no no no

'cause that will
fucking break you

faster than anything, babe

- And I don't wanna
make it like worse,

but it's just the worst
timing

to start having these
moments of self-doubt for you.

- Oh, you're tellin' me.

- [Announcer] Attention
competitors

Attention competitors.
- We're already dead.

The floorsh w
is about to begin.

The floorshow is about to begin

Competitors, please make
your way to the main stage.

(siren wailing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(intense jungle beat)

- Welcome to the
Big Top, darlings.

- Tonight our competitors
have been tasked

with bringing sideshow
spectacle to the
center stage

They must make oddity into

by creating an
unforgettable
freakshow fashion look

complete with a
showstopping
circus sideshow act.

- As a second part
to their challenge,

our little
monstrosities must style

and incorporate a
premium lace front wig

provided by Dragula's
official wig sponsor,
Arda Wigs.

- As a bonus, the winner of
tonight's freakshow
challenge

will also win $500 in wigs
courtesy of Arda Wigs.

- Here to help us
judge the floorshow

are two individuals
who know everything

about turning freakish fash
into showstopping magic.

- First we're proud
to welcome back

the winner of the Boulet
Brothers' Dragula Season 1

and the world's first
drag supermonster,

the one and only
Vander Von Odd

- Welcome home, darling.

- Back in the depths of Hell

It's good to be home.

- And our next judge is
special effects
makeup master

and star of Syfy Channel's
"Face Off," Cig Neutron.

- Welcome to the show, Cig.

I do hope our contestants
are ugly enough for you.

- Well that's a
tall hors d'oeuvre.

- Now it's time to dim the
lights, start the music.

- And let the floorshow
begin

(eerie piano music)
(children screaming)

(dark electro music)

(dark foreboding music)

First, the judges would
like to thank you all

for all the hard work you
guys put in tonight's
floorshow.

What a show, it was amazing

- As always, I wanna remind
you

that we are not here
to judge your drag.

Drag is art and
art is subjective.

What we are judging
you on is your drag

as it relates to
this competition

and the challenges
that we put before you.

- We're gonna get started

and take a look at
each of your floorshows

and we're going to
start with Priscilla.

- I loved the Schlitzie
sleaze

that you're oozing
all over the stage.

It was like you're
skipping through

your own like freaky Gak
and I was mopping it up.

It was super and playful
and fun and like I knew
who she was

and I wanted to
hang out with her.

- Honey, anytime.

- So Priscilla, I like your
concept overall of the
Pinhead.

I'm not exactly sure
about the execution.

In the Dragulaworld,

I feel like you should be a
little dirty or a little
grittier

or a little more "American
Horror Story" freakshow
maybe.

You just seem a
little clean to me.

It seemed a little
store-bought

I did appreciate your freaks
gag, so well done there.

- Thank you.

- My only issue
with this is that

I wasn't quite
understandingwhat the doll was
for.

My first instinct when I
saw it was that this was
something

that maybe wasn't initially
part of your concept,

but that you kind of
integrated into it

because that was
part of the challenge

was to use the Arda wigs.

- The doll hair doesn't
have a cone head.

- It kind of read as
something last minute.

- Now let's move
onto Dollya Black.

- Dollya, you checked off a
of the boxes for me tonight

and you had to incorporate
the Arda wig into your
outfit

and I think you did
all of those very well.

It was 10s across
the board for me.

- I immediately recognized
the strong woman concept,

so that got me on board
with the story right away.

And I actually kinda dug
all the random reveals

and those like hypnotic
eyes were just like
the lube

that kept me gliding throug
the whole performance.

- We immediately got it.

You were the strong woman,
that was very clear.

And so to update it
and sort of renovate it

and bring it new and fresh
was really fun to watch.

- I think you ruined
circuses for me

because none of them are
going to be complete now

without the
strong-tittied woman.

(Dollya laughing)

I think this brought me to
place where I wanted to go.

This is part of like the
filthiest show on earth.

Certainly someplace
that we would frequent,

wouldn't you say?
- Absolutely.

- Thank you.

- Let's move on to
Evah Destruction.

- I loved your
adorable Quito look

and I was like the only
thing that can make
this better

is if it squirted.

Oh, it does.

- She had that too.
- Yup.

- My sister's a
squirter, what can I say?

- I feel like this
conjoined nightmare

who is so exciting
conceptually

But this execution is a
little bit of a miss for me

I want my conjoined
nightmare
scarier and grittier.

This just seems too cutesy

and the treatment of
the face

just looked like kind of a
melted paper plate
or something

- Like if you took a paper
plate and microwave a baby,

that's what it would
look like

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Which I know you've done
a few times. (chuckles)

- Evah for me, this
look was a miss.

When you first came out,

I'm like what character
is this in a freakshow?

And then you did the
reveal and I was like

why's this bitch got
a baby on her stomach?

Like I didn't
understand it at all.

I started to kind of get
it, but then you tap danced

It sorta gave me more
like a talent show

or maybe a child's
version of a freakshow

as opposed to Dragula
freakshow

- Thank you.

I just hate that I'm in
this position right now

because I feel like I'm
letting a lot of people
down

by constantly being
in the bottom now

and this position sucks.

- Now let's move on to
Louisianna Purchase.

- I love the vintage
burlesque bidness

that you're bringin'.

I thought the wig
worked really well

with the overall outfit.

I was pleasantly surprised
to see the reveal

'cause you know,
who doesn't love

twizzling tri-tassel
dazzle labies?

(Swan laughing)

That's a new word
I'm tryin' to start.

Labies, it's like laby babi

- I'm gonna back
you up on that one.

- You're kind of giving me
like a piss-yellow
Jodorowski

like "Santa Sangre" moment
and I really love that.

It's tricky when
you do a bodysuit.

However, the materials
that this is made out of,

the velvet, the
embroidery, the florals.

It transported me to a
different time and
a different place.

It really doesn't read
as a bodysuit so much

as it does a period costume

- I like your tits,
your tuck and your wig.

A-plus on all of those.

But I do think your
performance fell a little
short tonight

You just were very in
your head

You just didn't seem
present

You didn't sell it to us.

- When you did the backbend

it felt disjointaled from
the rest of the movement.

- I was in a little bit of
pain when I did the
backbend

Something immediately
stabbed me underneath
my corset.

- Okay.
- Oh.

- So I just flipped back up
and did more titty tassel

and dealt with it.

- The corset bone in
your side may hurt,

but the extermination that
you might face because
of it

will hurt much more.

- Thank you.

- Okay, we're gonna
move onto Landon Cider.

Landon, I think you gave
me my favorite moments

of the floorshow tonight.

The usage of the Arda wig
too, like this is genius.

This is like a wig
four-ways

- Right off the bat, some
of the other characters
to me

read as freaks
within a freakshow.

But your character read
as almost like the freak

that owns the freakshow
and runs the freakshow.

You know you were
showing your three dicks

and it was just so
extra and unnecessary,

but also totally
fucking necessary.

(Drac and Swan laughing)

- At first I was like I
don't really wanna oogle

your bungle-berry
lint traps

Then I look up at your
face and I'm like,

maybe I do wanna peek at
those naughty biscuits.

- So you liked it?
- Yeah, I did.

(both laughing)

- I could picture opening
a tent at a circus sideshow

and you being in there.

I also loved the
glass eating

That was a classic circus
freakshow act to perform,

so I really appreciated
that

- Why would someone with
three dingdongs eat glass?

- The dicks, I was a
little unsure about

because I almost felt like
would've been more
effective

had you had three
bulges as opposed to

what you were trying to
pass off to us as penises.

- I do agree.

All I could think was like
has Landon ever seen
a penis

- My penis may not be
anatomically correct,

but what three dicks are?

- We were very happy with
your performance overall.

Before we talk about who
won and who lost tonight,

we wanna take a
moment to ask you guys

some more in-depth
questions

You know, we're getting
along in the competition.

There's only five of you
left

and we really need
to start to decide

who we think should
move on to the top three

and ultimately who will be
our next drag supermonster.

- Landon, who should go
home tonight and why?

(intriguing electro music)

- Ooh.

Because of the critiques
from last week and this
week,

I would say Priscilla.

- Priscilla, who do
you believe should go?

- Dollya because every week

she has kinda just
coasted through,

so I feel like she
should go home.

And I feel like a lot of he
looks are the same
each week

- Girl, I should go home?

If I'm coasting through
this competition,

bitch, you're going
in reverse.

- Dollya since you've
arrived

you sorta made a
few comments

about your drag family
back home

and it makes us wonder are
able to stand as
Dollya Black

and represent the brand
just as a singular person?

- I feel like I have been.

Each week, I've
made my garments.

I've put in a lot of work.

I have not been coasting
through like some may think

When it comes to what
I'm planning on doing
when I get home,

I know that my family's
not gonna be able

to go with me everywhere.

I'm fine with that.

I just miss them.

I feel like this
experience has Mason

so tremendously
as well as Dollya.

I'm learning to have that
voice

to feel comfortable
standing up for myself,

speaking how I feel,
being true to how I feel

and being relentless
with that

I don't feel scared
at all anymore.

I'm confident and I'm
fine with who I am.

I have been a passive
little bitch for a long time;

it gets really old.

- I mean, you have been
a passive little bitch.

What has changed the fear?

- There kind of was
this switch in the head

of I wanna be fucking happy

I wanna have fun and I
don't wanna take shit.

Certain people have pointed out

that there's been like a
big mood change with me

and that's because that has
kind of clicked in my head.

That all of the
bullshit doesn't matter,

I just need to be myself.

- We're not gonna crown
someone that we don't know.

You know I'm feeling
grateful for this
opportunity

to get to know you, Dollya.

I feel like after seven
weeks of competition,

the last seven
minutes have shown me

more about your
character than I've had

since we started all of
this

which kind of leads
me to Evah

- Yeah Evah, Biqtch had
said when she was here

that she knows
you from back home

and that you weren't
really being yourself.

Are you being
yourself and if not,

do you wanna speak on that

and try to explain to
us what's going on?

- When I'm in a
setting like this,

when I'm in a
competition-type setting,

I'm just a focused-ass
bitch

I really am because I
have a goal set in mind

and I do whatever it
takes to reach that goal.

And whether that be that
I'm just not as open,

it's just because that's
not something that life has

you know let me do without
someone coming up behind me

and slapping my wrists.

- Wah wah wah, would you
like some cheese with your
whine?

You signed up for a
competition

Girl, tap dance
your way out of it.

- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

- You know, I am
a guarded person,

but I do know when to
open up

It's just sometimes
you know

I look more focused and
carefree than people
would like

- I wanna encourage you
to be gentle on yourself.

I think you've come
a great distance

being very hard on yourself
and tempering yourself

into a great performer.

But being gentle is
not a sign of weakness.

- And if you are using
that critical thinking

to improve your drag
or get to this level

that you wanna get to,
I think you've already gotten
there

and now you can sort of
hit the pause on that

and love yourself a
little bit

and enjoy where you
are today

'Cause I think you're there

- Let's move on to
Louisianna

- Louisianna, who do you
think should win tonight?

(intense orchestral music)

- I'm always gonna say me
when you ask who should win

- [Swan] I think that's a
very very smart response.

- I don't know if
Louisianna

from episode one
would've said that.

- And the time has come to
announce tonight's winner

of our freakshow challenge.

And that monster is

Dollya Black.

Congratulations, darling.

You are the winner of
tonight's challenge.

You've also won a $500
prize package courtesy of
Arda Wigs

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you guys so much.

- Congratulations, bitch.

- Landon Cider, you may
also leave the stage.

You will live to
fight another day.

- Thank you.

- That means
Evah Destruction

Priscilla Chambers and
Louisianna Purchase.

For a variety of reasons,

you are all up for
extermination tonight.

- [Swan] The
extermination challenge

is your last chance
to prove to us

that you have the guts and
the glamor to be spared

and stay in the competition

- We will take into
consideration your look,

your performance and how
you fare in this final
challenge

to decide who will live and
who will be exterminated.

Whether you're a
stilt walker,

a fire breather or
a human pincushion.

If you're going to
be a Dragula star,

you're going to need some
freaky skills to pay the
bills

- Since you've proven to us

you don't have what it
takes

we're going to give
you a crash course

in a sideshow act that is
sure to pull in all the
tips

- You've got one minute to
on our freakshow side stage

and staple as many dollars
your body as you
possibly can

- Now step into the
limelight, darlings.

Snatch those coins and make
your freak family proud.

(intense orchestral music)

- [Landon] I think Lulu's
really upset right now.

- [Dollya] She took off
like she was pissed.

She was hoping she was
gonna win this one.

- [Landon] She's been
safe this entire time.

- [Dollya] And Evah's
been in the bottom twice.

- [Landon] It's a
real mixed battle.

- [Dollya] It's weird.

That's just messed up
right now

- I know this extermination
is going to hurt.

I don't like pain.

I'm really nervous to
do this

and I'm just trying to like
build up the confidence

to go through with this.

- All right, well.

Here we go again.

- [Louisianna] I don't care

- Do you wanna talk
about it or not?

- No.
- No, okay.

Do you mind if I direct the
conversation to somebody
else?

- [Louisianna] You
go right ahead.

- Evah how you feelin',
baby

- You know what?

I'm terrified.

- My heart goes out to Lulu

I can see how scared she is

she has been there
for all of us,

so all I wanna do is
be there for her too.

- You still don't
wanna talk, boo?

Not yet?

Okay.

- You got this.

- It sucks.
- It's so horrible.

(muffled chattering)

- No one wants to
see you go home.

- [Evah] Because it's
like what I said on stage,

like it's almost--

- I just wanted to see
that you're ready for this.

- [Evah] I just hate this
feeling of like just
drowning

- They're just testing you.

- [Evah] I know, I know.

- All you have to do is
show them that you're
gonna take it

That's all you gotta do.

You know?

It's just part of the game.

- I'm fuckin' scared.

I am fucking scared 'cause
it's goin' to fuckin' hurt

and I've already had fuckin'

a lance through my fuckin'
thumb, so I mean. (sighs)

I'm just scared, I'm livid

and I'm just gonna
fuckin' do this

and just fuckin' stand
the fuck outta my way

'cause I'm fuckin' doin' it

- That's right.

The pain is temporary.

- Also I can tell you
your fear in your mind

is so much stronger
than the actual pain.

- I feel like I'm
gonna pass out.

- Are you gonna?

Come on.

- Want some water?
- Stand up, baby.

Stand up and try to like
get some circulation

goin' through you.

- Some water?
- No, I'm good.

I'm good.

I have tattoos.

I have piercings and I
know I always faint after,

but I'm definitely doing
this extermination.

I am here to win and I'm
here to challenge myself

and that's the whole point
of these exterminations

is to push yourself.

- Don't let it overcome you
- I'm not ready to go home.

- But you're not
that kinda person.

- No, I'm not going home.

I can't.

If I go home they're gonna look
at me like I'm a fuckin' failure

and I can't becaulse I told them

I wasn't going 'til I was

at the top and I'm not
fucking going home.

I'm not going home!
- You're not.

- [Dollya] That's the energy
you need though right now.

That is that energy
that you need.

- They're gonna look at me

and they're gonna go
yeah, we fuckin' knew it.

No, I'm not gonna let
them say that about me.

I'm goin' all the
way to fuckin' top

and I'm doin' this.

I'm not fucking going home.

(dark foreboding music)

(eerie foreboding music)

(staple gun clacking)
- Fuck!

Fuck!

(staple gun clacking)
(Evah wincing)

- Let's rock 'n roll, fuckers

(staple gun clacking)

Fuck!

(Evah sighing)

- I've spent my entire
fucking drag career

proving that I am worth it

and that I'm a fucking
monster

(staple gun clacking)
(Priscilla wincing)

Fuck.

Goddammit.

(staple gun clacking)
(Evah breathing heavily)

- This is for everyone
that ever believed in me.

- (grunts) Fuck!

(staple guns clacking)

(heart thumping)

(dark foreboding music)

- I got you, I got you.

Can you grab that chair?
- Yup.

- Chair's right behind you.
- We got it, we got it.

Give her some water please?

(heart thumping)

- I need a medic to the set

- [Man] Check her
pulse, check her pulse.

(siren wailing)

(eerie foreboding music)

(dark foreboding music)
(crickets chirping)

(ground crunching)

(hammer thudding)
(Evah wincing)

(Evah thudding)

(eerie foreboding music)

(blood splattering)
(bell dinging)

(dark foreboding music)

(rhythmic electro music)

(woman shrieking)