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Here we go. We're on our way.

Yippee. I can hardly wait to get there.

Hey, man, I don't want to go to Mexico.

Let's go to the movies.

Boy, when we get down there, we're going to get some nice, pretty Mexican boys.

I can hardly wait.

Hey, look at those honeys on them bikes over there.

Oh, man, when we get to Mexico and get the real thing, those nice, hot Mexican

burgers.

Well, there's lots of things we could do around here.

Oh, what?

Look at over there. There's Disneyland.

We could go to Disneyland.

What's for squares?

Blow up.

Yeah, we could ride the Matterhorn. We could do all kinds of fun things. Oh,

nonsense.

Oh,

come on. We could get hurt down there.

Hurt?

Hey, man, now what could possibly happen?

We could get raped.

Oh, nonsense.

I have a gun.

I'll protect you ladies from those male chauvinist Mexicans. I'll shoot their

balls off.

Well, it really sounds heavy to me.

Oh, man, this is going to be so much fun. This is going to be so far out.

I can't wait.

Ooh, get that red hot pepper. Well, I'm telling you, this is really going to be

a drag if we get in trouble.

Here we are at the border, girls.

Oh, wow.

Look at those crazy American customs officers.

Yeah, but look at over there, those fat, ugly Mexican border guards.

What pricks.

Oh, they get younger and cuter the farther south we go.

Oh, yeah?

Where's Pedro at, you know?

Pedro?

I think he's cheating in the bushes.

Cheating in the bushes? I bet he's back there fucking that burro. I caught him

doing that last week, you know. Yes, I know.

Hey, Chief, what are we going to do for fun, huh?

I'm very horny.

You horny? I horny, too, you know. We have to go find something, you know,

anything, you know. I'm really horny. Yes, I know.

Pedro got the good idea, but he's got to learn something. You know, you don't

fuck the borough, you ride it into town to fuck something.

Yes, I know.

Hey, what's that down there? You see that?

Looks like the turistas.

Yes, I think so, chief.

They look like they got trouble. The car stopped. Looks like getting out.

Yes. Hey, where's Pedro?

Pedro! Come here, quick!

Pedro, turistas!

Hey, Pedro, you go get that one over there.

Diego, you go get that one over there. I go get the driver.

Hey, Chief, where do you want to take?

We take them into town, into Tijuana, to the old dungeon, you know.

Oh, Chief, too many people, turistas.

Don't worry about that.

We put them in some trapeze and make them look like little Mexican girls.

Hey, Chief, that's bueno, bueno, yeah.

We do that, you know. Chief, he's smart. That's why you're Chief, you know.

That's why you're Chief.

Hey, palminos!

Just got a gun.

No.

What's happening? What's happening?

Drink, drink, drink, drink.

What's going on here?

You crazy Mexicans, what are you doing?

Drink up, drink it. Oh, don't sit down.

Here, have some tequila.

Tequila good for you.

It makes you feel good.

Good to see you.

Hello.

Hello.

Spicy one.

There's a spicy one here.

What if I hide up? Let me go. Somebody let me go.

Help. Let me out of here. Shut up.

What's wrong with that one over there?

Shut up.

Let me go.

I don't want to hide up here.

I told you we should just come here.

Please.

Oh, you come to good place, though. That was horrible. My nice house.

My good friends. Good friends.

Grace, move.

Come on, let me go.

That's spicy.

Oh, yeah.

She likes it better.

Oh,

you're being better. Come here.

There.

Get away from me. Get your tool away from me.

Are you going to like it? Get away.

I know you like it, but you don't like it. Fuck you, baby. Your boyfriend never

tied you up, huh, baby?

He's never been tied up for you, baby.

Oh,

you're disgusting.

You smell.

Get away from me. You smell good, baby. You smell good.

Look at that over there. Is that a lake?

No, it's not.

It looks good, doesn't it?

Okay, Pedro, how you do there with that woman? You do good with that woman over

there, Pedro?

Ah, this woman, he's good.

Diego. You can have pizza when I'm finished, Chief. You like it?

You like the women?

Good women, huh?

He's got, like, he fucks them all the time.

All right.

Oh,

yeah, she's good. She's good.

Good type pussy, man. I want her when you finish, man. All right. I'm going to

do her, too.

All right, we trade off next time. Yeah, we're going to get them good. We just

throw them and see which one comes up first, all right?

Sounds good, huh?

Oh, this is a good day.

Good time.

Man,

I like you, Teresa.

Mm -hmm.

Good fresh meat, huh?

He likes it.

He likes it. He likes wine.

No.

Oh, she got a nice little pussy. Nice dog.

Get down there.

Gross pig.

Did you like it? I think you'll like it.

Oh, her, he's pussy.

There's something out of my eye. Go ahead.

You like pussy? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You take care of women. You take care of women.

I got something good for you.

Let me go. Let me out of here.

I'll show you what real men like.

Good job.

Good, baby, good.

What are you going to do? You're not really going to do anything to me, are

I'm going to stick it in you all the way, baby.

Oh, God, now you're so filthy.

You're just disgusting.

Oh, this is so nice. You have a nice face.

Oh, God.

Oh, real brother.

Make you feel good. Oh, no.

You can never make me feel good.

Watch me, baby.

Watch me. No.

It must be good.

Oh, it's so good to come.

Just you wait. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Well, I had good titties.

Not for the likes of you.

Disgusting. Me get them, me get them.

They're good.

Thanks, Christy.

Thanks, Christy. So rough.

I appreciate it. You don't have much good talk, huh?

Not bad in you.

Good, clean, decent.

Good, clean, decent husband.

Well, a husband out here, you need some good man.

Not you.

You're just an animal.

Don't call yourself a man.

Best man. Best man right here.

You like something good to eat now, huh?

No.

Got something nice?

Suck it hard.

Good.

Good.

Do you like it?

I think she likes it.

Good head, all the way.

I think she really likes it.

You get good head too, huh?

It's good.

Me ponchos get good.

come on already these american girls really suck good

many

many

yes uh -huh american gringos ah they off good type of see better

much better than these women around here all the time

What are you going to do with it? What are you going to do with it?

Good. Wow.

You like it?

Nice

mouth.

Good and hard.

It's deep.

You're doing good, pussy.

You're tight, pussy.

This is awful.

You're hurting me. You're hurting me.

You're hurting me.

You like it. You like it. I know I like it a million years.

Move away.

I'm sorry

you did this

to me.

Big fuck all the time.

Oh, I'm going to throw up. I feel so sick.

Yeah, let me let my cock throw up all over you.

Oh, God.

Oh, I can't stand it. Somebody help me.

Here it comes.

Here it comes. Good.

You mucky gooey.

I love you American bitches.

I know how to treat you fucking gringo bitches. Leave me alone.

Get out of here.

I'm going to fuck you, you bitch. No, no.

You don't know how lucky you are. That's right, baby.

You like that, huh?

You like it.

You want it, cock.

Get over there. Get over there. All

right, motherfucker.

You guys are fucked up.

You're so big. Look at you now.

We're going to fuck you, man. We're going to fix you.

Make a little hole at the end of it.

Sorry you could get to us, you motherfucker.

What's this shit?

Another tall breath.

I'm going to fix you too, sweetie.

Just get right over here. Come on, help. We're going to fix this one too.

Another asshole.

Oh, she got me.

Keep down. Keep down.

Keep that.

You want to fight it harder?

You want to fight it harder? You want to fight that? All right. Don't fight.

Don't fight.

All right.

and mess with us.

Who knows what would happen.

to you now, baby. Yes, you fuck!

Thank you.

You gringos got good guns.

I like it.

So

tight.

Good. Move.

Rub your cock.

Go on.

What do you want?

What do you want?

Go on.

Rub your cock back.

Bye.

Okay good.

Take that you bitch!

Thank you.

Good.

oh sit down deep on it baby put it all the way in

Mmm, feel good, honey. Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, you make Daddy feel good.

Mmm. Ah.

Ah. Mmm.

Oh. Ah.

Mmm. Ooh, babe.

Deeper, deeper.

Ah. Oh, make me feel good.

Ah. Ah.

Oh, faster, honey.

Ah. Mmm.

Ah.

Hey, hey, what's happening?

How do you like it? What are you doing to me? It's been over your balls. Did it

feel good?

No, it didn't.

Did it feel good? Oh, shit.

It's been over your balls. Oh, shit.

It's been over your balls.

I love it.

Hey, Chief, we really fixed those second Mexicans, didn't we? Yeah,

Chief, let's head for L .A.