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Hey!
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Hey, you there!
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, person who just cut me off
and almost killed me!
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Hey, don't text and drive.
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Don't you watch Oprah?
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I mean, when she was
on regular TV
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before she went to channel 575,
which we don't even get.
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Hey!
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Hey, wait!
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Hey!
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You are so busted.
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555-0199. 555-0199.
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555-0199.
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555-0199.
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- 555...
- Shh!
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What's with all the noise?!
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It wasn't me;
it was Mom.
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I was making a
fluffernutter sandwich.
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555-0199.
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It's the quietest
of all sandwiches.
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I was going to make
a ham sandwich,
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but I was afraid
the mustard bottle might fart.
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555-0199.
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You made me mix up
my 941 with my 1040 EZ.
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Where's my 702?
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1040 EZ, 702...
Damn!
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Shh!
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Why didn't you tell me he
started his corporate taxes?
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My God!
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This can't be happening!
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My gas receipts!
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I can't do my taxes
without my June gas receipts!
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Why are you standing
in my May-June-July?
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Why are you living
in my house?
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Sync and corrected by dr.jackson
for www.addic7ed.com
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Wyatt!
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You're in town.
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Goody.
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Yo, J-man, tell Sabrina
she's about to make
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the biggest mistake
of her life.
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Still trying to organize
"Occupy Natesville"?
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No. Wyatt is gonna
do an internship
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in Africa for a year and he's
trying to get me to go with him.
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To Africa?
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Are you sure that's
a good idea?
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With all the sand, bugs, and all
that "gentle" mutilation?
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I mean, it's "gentle,"
but still, can't be pleasant.
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I'm not going.
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So, you're staying,
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and you're going.
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You're gonna love Africa.
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I mean, I've only seen
it in cartoons,
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but it looks hilarious.
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We'll talk
about this later.
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You're definitely
going to come
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once you see how good
I look in a dashiki.
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Hakuna matata!
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Let me know if you need
a ride to the airport!
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James,
we need to talk.
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Your family's been here all day
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and they're starting to push
the store's loitering policy.
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Quit cheating!
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It's pattycake,
Maw Maw.
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You can't cheat
at pattycake.
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She sure as hell is!
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Using only one hand,
saving up your patties...
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You're making
a very powerful enemy.
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Sorry, it's
corporate tax time.
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Dad's no good under pressure, so
it's hard being home with him.
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Maybe I can show Burt
some tricks I've learned.
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If I can do Frank's taxes,
I can do anyone's.
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He doesn't believe
in the number eight,
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and he claims a scorpion
as a dependent.
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Well, he won't listen to anyone
when it comes to numbers.
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Not even that vampire puppet
on TV who likes to count.
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I can't remember his name.
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Hey, uh, Mom! Hope's got a
little toilet paper on her shoe.
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My God,
that's not toilet paper!
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July 15th gas receipt?!
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Where is it?!
Where is it?!
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July 15th!
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Relax.
I got it.
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It was stuck to the
bottom of Hope's shoe.
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The bottom of your shoe?
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You kidding me?
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Burt...
For someone who watches
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a lot of Baby Einstein,
you're sure no baby Einstein.
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Okay, that's it.
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Isn't he a funny grandpa?
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He sure makes some
funny faces,
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Okay, why don't you and
Maw Maw go out on the porch,
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and wait for me while
I talk to Grandpa,
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and I'll come out and
bring you some treats.
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What the hell
is your problem?
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I don't think you know
how serious this is.
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Do you want the International
Revenue System
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all up in our business?
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You saw what they did
to Wesley Snipes.
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Ever see him with his shirt off?
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He can kick all their asses and
they still threw him in prison.
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You need to learn how
to handle the stress.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You've never had
my kind of stress.
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And could you please not
stand on April?!
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This is Maw Maw's house.
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You don't get to tell
people what to do.
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Can't we come in?
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No, Maw Maw.
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You can come in when
I tell you to come in.
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What do you mean
"your kind of stress"?
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Business-owner stress.
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You-You're just an employee.
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Excuse me,
I'm "just an employee"?
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That's right.
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When you go to work,
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it's all moppy moppy,
wipey wipey.
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You never even have
to use your brain!
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Yeah, and what kind
of graduation degree
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do you need for mow-y mow-y,
cutty cutty?
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I have to make real
boss decisions.
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How much to
pay people,
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how much to charge people,
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trying to remember which
months have five Fridays...
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Well, at least you're
in control of your own future.
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I'd give my left nad
to be the boss.
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That's exactly what someone
who's never been the boss
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or actually had nads would say.
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No comeback,
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That's what I thought!
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This mess should be easy
for you to clean up,
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since cleaning things up
doesn't require a brain.
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That's what I thought!
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Go away!
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Can't you see the sign?
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Look, I've been
there, buddy.
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I was the treasurer of the
accounting club in high school,
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which, in the accounting club,
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is a higher office
than the president.
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Let me in, Burt.
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We can get through
this together.
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Just open the door.
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Okay...
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Wait.
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Who are you?
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It's Barney from Howdy's.
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I don't know any Barney.
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Burt, we've spent the last
two Thanksgivings together.
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I'm your son's boss.
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All this time I thought
it was "Arnie."
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You look like an Arnie.
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I feel like I
missed my calling.
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I mean, I'm bossy
by nature.
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I'm a boss in
employee's clothing.
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I just want to know that if I
tried, I could have done it.
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Don't be so down on yourself.
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When you come home after
a hard day's work,
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and your head hits the pillow,
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you can rest assured
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that you have taught 35
young Americans civics...
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the foundation of democracy.
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Maw Maw, I'm a maid.
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Yeah.
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Well, then you're
wasting your life.
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Doesn't have to be a Fortunate
500 company or anything.
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Any dinky thing will do.
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Look at this guy,
he's his own boss.
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Stained yellow apron,
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cutoff jean shorts,
making a living selling
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ground-up pig parts
shoved into a bun.
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You, sir, truly represent
the American Dream.
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You should do it.
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You should start
your own business.
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I might do it.
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I just have no idea what
that business would be.
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How about starting a business
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where you bore us all to death
talking about this crap?
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You'd make millions.
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All your receipts are
alphabetized from "A" to "Z."
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So, if you're ever audited,
all you have to do
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is open this and hand
it to the auditor.
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Okay, try again.
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Okay.
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First it goes over.
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No...
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First it goes under...
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I guess...
Stay calm!
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Remember, figure eight.
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I'm not an accordion-file guy.
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I'm not any kind of file guy.
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I'm just a landscaper.
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I wish I could
run a business
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without having to
run a business.
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Well, you could hire
a business manager.
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Okay, how about you?
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No, I couldn't.
Why not?
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It'd be perfect; then I could
do the part of the job I like.
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You could do the
parts I don't like.
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Well, it would free you up
to take more clients.
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You'd make the same
amount of money,
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and I'd have a little extra
cash for taking out the ladies
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and one more business card to
put in the free lunch fishbowl
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at the Indian buffet.
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I'll do it.
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Good! You're the boss.
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No, no, no, no.
You're still the boss.
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I'm just doing the parts
of the job you don't lik
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Yeah, that's the part I
don't like, being the boss.
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As owner of this company,
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I order you to tell
me what to do.
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No, I'm not quite sure
I know how this would work.
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Well, figure it out.
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You're the boss.
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Hey, why don't you start
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your own cleaning business?
You're good at it.
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How do you know
I'm good at it?
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I just assume.
You know, it's cleaning.
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How hard could it really be?
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Or what about a cafe
where you make
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your funny pancakes
and stuff?
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Ooh, you could call
it Funny Cakes.
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That's the stupidest
idea ever, Jimmy.
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If I've had
a cruddy week,
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making funny pancakes
is what cheers me up.
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But if making funny pancakes
is my week,
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what am I going to do
to cheer me up? Scrub toilets?
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What about a business
where you snap at people
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who are just trying
to be helpful?
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't want
to end up an old lady
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who's never
accomplished anything,
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who's never made
any decent money,
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just waiting out her time
until she dies.
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No offense.
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I've made peace with who I am.
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You know, Wyatt and I
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are trying to make a
big decision right now,
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and there is this lady
that we go to for advice.
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Maybe you could ask her
for some advice, too.
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You talking about a shrink?
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'Cause I have never
and will never go
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to any therapy
that is not court-ordered.
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No, I don't believe in any
of that psycho nonsense.
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This woman is the real deal.
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Okay, I'm not going to count
any of this.
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Let's just say it's enough
and stop.
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Shut up back there!
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Shut up!
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I'm watching the neighbor's
friend's kids.
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Don't make me tell
you which one of you
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is going to go
bald before 30.
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It's the girl.
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Anyway,
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back to your stuff.
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Your future card
is the Fool.
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00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:28,635
I knew it.
257
00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,620
I'd be a fool to go to Africa.
258
00:09:30,672 --> 00:09:32,255
You'd be a fool to go
to a tarot reader.
259
00:09:32,307 --> 00:09:34,474
She's amazing; plus, she's
the reason why I'm dating you.
260
00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:35,559
If it wasn't for me,
261
00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:36,793
she might be comfortable
262
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,628
in an alternative lifestyle
by now.
263
00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,130
Hey. Hey.
How about a little
264
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,049
psychic-client
confidentiality,
265
00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:44,134
So, anyway,
based on these cards,
266
00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,687
it looks like you
should go to Africa,
267
00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:49,106
- and you should stay home.
- Okay, well,
268
00:09:49,157 --> 00:09:51,692
the cards have spoken, and
powerful words they were.
269
00:09:51,776 --> 00:09:52,843
Who wants frozen yogurt?
270
00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:54,361
That'll be $40.
271
00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:56,697
But I do think
you would benefit
272
00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,448
from some
aura-aligning crystals.
273
00:09:58,499 --> 00:09:59,916
Are you interested
in that?
274
00:09:59,984 --> 00:10:01,284
Yeah, yeah, sure.
275
00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:04,037
Hey, one of you rug rats,
bring out the crystals!
276
00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:07,007
They're in the back of the
freezer behind the trout!
277
00:10:07,091 --> 00:10:08,425
Want to ask her
for a little career advice?
278
00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,629
I think I got
all the answers I need.
279
00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:20,554
And now we wait for the idiots.
280
00:10:26,845 --> 00:10:28,913
How do you like your new
coworkers, Jun and Bing?
281
00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:30,247
They're okay, I guess.
282
00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:32,133
Look, I know you're the boss,
283
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,468
but maybe tell me next time
284
00:10:33,552 --> 00:10:34,719
you're going to hire
more people.
285
00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:36,270
It was a little awkward
this morning
286
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:37,939
when I came out
and found them in my truck.
287
00:10:38,023 --> 00:10:39,273
I mean, it was locked.
288
00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:40,942
The window was only open
like this far.
289
00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,643
I believe they've done
some circus work.
290
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,951
They used to work the cash
registers at Howdy's.
291
00:10:50,035 --> 00:10:51,652
I called them the
Chinese Checkers.
292
00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:53,237
- That's hilarious, boss.
- I mostly hired them
293
00:10:53,288 --> 00:10:55,323
for that joke,
but they were terrible.
294
00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,124
I think they'll be good
at lawn work, though.
295
00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:59,076
They'll make us more money
and also free up James
296
00:10:59,127 --> 00:11:00,444
to work more shifts
at the store.
297
00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,663
Less responsibility?
Less work?
298
00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:04,465
It's great
not being boss.
299
00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:06,350
This must be what
the E Street Band feels like.
300
00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,335
Hup!
301
00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:09,303
Hup!
302
00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:10,621
That's the third time
303
00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:11,956
they've done that today.
304
00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,724
I think it's all part
of the package.
305
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,641
Sorry. Sorry!
306
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,860
I don't like beads.
I didn't like 'em in
307
00:11:32,945 --> 00:11:35,312
Bo Derek's hair in the movie 10
and I don't like 'em now.
308
00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:37,031
You're home early.
309
00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:39,450
That's because I'm an employee.
Bank deposits, not my job.
310
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,168
Paying bills,
not my job.
311
00:11:41,253 --> 00:11:45,089
Cleaning off equipment, not
my... Well, that is my job.
312
00:11:45,156 --> 00:11:48,042
Remind me to do that
first thing in the morning.
313
00:11:52,998 --> 00:11:56,684
I might need
to rethink the beads.
314
00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:58,553
Stressed out,
yet, being
315
00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:01,973
What's to be stressed out
about, Burt?
316
00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:04,642
I'm having one of the best days
of my life!
317
00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:06,644
I got off to a rough start.
318
00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:08,646
Old Maid.
319
00:12:08,697 --> 00:12:10,281
Ooh, that can't be good.
320
00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:13,317
Wait, I think I switched this
with one of the kids' games.
321
00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:15,620
But then I startedto get the hang of it.
322
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:19,690
"Justice." Your legal troubles
will be solved soon.
323
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,325
Well, I don't have
any legal troubles.
324
00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:22,460
Maybe it's the scales.
325
00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:23,828
Have you put on weight?
326
00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,696
Yes, I have; I put on
a couple pounds.
327
00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:26,747
There you go.
328
00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:29,000
It's easy money.
329
00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:34,639
And just when I thoughtit couldn't get any better,
330
00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:35,723
this happened.
331
00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:38,593
"Ten of Swords." That means...
332
00:12:38,677 --> 00:12:39,777
Excuse me?
333
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,099
Death card.
334
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:48,436
I see death... in a... car.
335
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,221
With numbers and buttons.
336
00:12:51,273 --> 00:12:53,724
Do you text and drive?
337
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:56,611
He was so scared,
he gave me his phone!
338
00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,113
I just took
a texter off the road.
339
00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:00,531
I'm saving lives!
340
00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:01,699
Once I realized
what I could do,
341
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,000
the rest of the day was amazing!
342
00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:06,737
"The Hermit."
343
00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:08,739
That means stop dressing
like a skank.
344
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:12,593
There is something in your life
you need to remove.
345
00:13:13,845 --> 00:13:16,747
The mole. Get rid of the mole.
346
00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:19,016
The feeling of power isso addictive.
347
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:22,069
So, you're thinking of naming
your daughter "Linoleum"?
348
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,639
Card says "No."
349
00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:25,406
Call your mother.
350
00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,241
Buy your wife flowers.
351
00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:28,976
Lay off the garlic.
352
00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:31,195
Call your mother.
353
00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:33,965
Lose the colored contacts.
You're not fooling anyone.
354
00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:35,399
Call your mother.
355
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,651
It's the fifth time,
356
00:13:36,735 --> 00:13:39,487
and the card says the
"Cut it off."
357
00:13:43,775 --> 00:13:44,875
My God.
358
00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:47,111
Did you get a guy
to cut off his rat tail?
359
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:48,546
I hate rat tails.
360
00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:50,164
I do, too.
You get that from me.
361
00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:52,783
I love this job!
362
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,452
When I was a maid,
no one would listen to me.
363
00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:58,723
Now people sit up and listen
like I'm some kind of god...
364
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,958
or Judge Judy.
365
00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:03,260
Burt, I just want
to thank you for being
366
00:14:03,311 --> 00:14:05,429
such a jerk and
inspiring me to do this.
367
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,232
Yeah, well, you enjoy
running your business now.
368
00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:09,750
Wait'll you have to deal
with tax season.
369
00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:10,818
Or boll weevils!
370
00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,269
Well, boll weevils are more
371
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,271
of a yardman problem,
but you'll get something.
372
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:19,326
Hey, Jimmy, what does
Sabrina, a lion,
373
00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,529
and the Ebola virus have
in common?
374
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:24,198
They all might be in
Africa next month.
375
00:14:24,282 --> 00:14:25,315
What?
376
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,417
I might go.
377
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:28,536
My psychic lady
changed her mind.
378
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,654
She said her first reading
might have been bad
379
00:14:30,706 --> 00:14:32,456
because she was fuzzy
from her glaucoma exam.
380
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:33,674
But what about the bugs,
the blood diamonds,
381
00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:34,959
the "gentile" mutilation?
382
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,210
I'm sorry. I was saying
that wrong before.
383
00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:37,828
It's not ideal. It's just,
384
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,463
we don't really
want to be apart.
385
00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:41,382
And he does look really
hot in a dashiki.
386
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,967
Yes, I do.
387
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:48,189
Which means Sabrina and I might
put the "freak" in A-freak-a.
388
00:14:49,841 --> 00:14:51,225
Come on, J-man.
389
00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:54,011
Whoo!
390
00:14:56,865 --> 00:14:58,682
Look, I'm just
the messenger.
391
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,284
The cards are saying it
right here:
392
00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:04,455
"You need to cut that fake
plastic scrotum off
393
00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:06,040
the back of your trailer hitch."
394
00:15:06,124 --> 00:15:07,792
Mom, help!
The reader told
395
00:15:07,859 --> 00:15:10,578
Sabrina and Wyatt to go to
Africa, and she might do it,
396
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,464
so I need you to do a reading
where you tell him to go,
397
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:15,633
and her to stay,
and make it convincing.
398
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,385
I mean, assuming
that's what
399
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:21,055
the magic cards are
telling you, of course.
400
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:22,256
Sorry to interrupt.
401
00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:24,175
We're just finishing up.
402
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:25,843
Neuter your truck.
403
00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:27,895
Call your mother.
404
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,050
Hup.
405
00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:39,273
Just toss it...
Hup.
406
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:42,326
Hup.
407
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:45,162
You planning on
driving, Jun?
408
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,197
That's cool.
409
00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:47,731
We're all just
worker bees.
410
00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:48,783
Working for
the man bee.
411
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,234
I got shotgun!
412
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:52,703
Whoa, whoa! No, no!
No weapons.
413
00:15:52,754 --> 00:15:53,804
Just an expression.
414
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:55,956
Put the gun down.
415
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,126
I'll, uh, I'll ride in the back.
416
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,317
Hey! Stop, stop.
417
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:07,434
I want to get a hot dog.
418
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:20,364
This is not a hot dog.
419
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,781
Okay, enough!
420
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,116
I'll eat your stinky noodles,
421
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,418
I'll even sit in the back
of my own truck,
422
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:43,337
but if you think I'm gonna go
another morning
423
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:44,922
without listening to
Bulldog Mike and the Queefer,
424
00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:46,123
you got another thing coming!
425
00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:48,943
Hit preset three!
Hit preset three!
426
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,346
I called Barney, told him
I'm boss again.
427
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,131
And then I fired him,
Jun and Bing.
428
00:16:54,199 --> 00:16:55,566
How'd that go?
429
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:57,401
It's hard to tell.
430
00:16:57,468 --> 00:16:58,819
They yell whether they're happy
or angry.
431
00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:01,071
So I guess I was right.
Being the boss is great.
432
00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:02,523
It still sucks.
433
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,491
It just doesn't suck as much
as not being the boss.
434
00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,976
Listening to music
you hate,
435
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,028
getting trapped in
the back of a pickup,
436
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:11,498
being forced to slurp up
some Chinese guy's noodle.
437
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,284
I could've said that better.
438
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,703
Guys, they're coming,
they're coming.
439
00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:16,670
We gotta get ready.
440
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,498
I have to say, I am so honored
441
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,100
that you two came
to Madam Virginia
442
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,820
for your important life answers.
443
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:35,723
This is major crossroads
you're at,
444
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,408
and it's good
to get a second opinion.
445
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:40,277
Damn Jun and Bing,
I can't get their
446
00:17:40,345 --> 00:17:41,678
Chinese punk music
out of my head.
447
00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:45,816
Dad, would you be quiet?
448
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:47,284
I'm trying to listen in here.
449
00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:49,236
Why'd you turn the music off?
I liked it.
450
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:50,905
Maw Maw, shh!
451
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,123
That's pretty clear.
452
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:56,961
This says Wyatt should go to
Africa and you should stay home.
453
00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:58,712
I can't believe
you believe in this stuff.
454
00:17:58,797 --> 00:18:00,414
It's just a woman
flipping over cards.
455
00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:03,367
Why do you have to think
everything that I like is stupid?
456
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:04,868
I don't.
457
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,536
Actually, this card does say
458
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:09,106
that he thinks everything
you like is stupid.
459
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,227
No, it wasn't
pretty like that.
460
00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:17,982
Well, you're doing it wrong.
461
00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,716
Well, I'm just doing
what's in my head.
462
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:22,353
Guys, I'm trying to eavesdrop.
Can you show some consideration?
463
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:24,238
And it's not just this;
you thought it was stupid when
464
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:25,406
I wanted to study writing.
465
00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:28,108
Whoa, would you look
at that?
466
00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:30,077
This one says he doesn't believe
in your dreams.
467
00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:32,796
This is going great.
468
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,252
Not the same song,
but I'm liking this jam.
469
00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:42,172
Wyatt, this is you going
away to college all over again!
470
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,858
You do what you want without
any consideration for me.
471
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:48,045
This card means "selfish lover."
472
00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:50,381
Does that mean anything
to anybody?
473
00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,383
Why don't you ask "Mr. Tongue-
Kissing-Freaks-Me-Out"?
474
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,583
You have a long tongue!
475
00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:56,020
You have a shallow mouth!
476
00:18:56,087 --> 00:18:57,855
Whoa, would you look at that?
477
00:18:57,922 --> 00:19:00,307
This card says you two are
better off being
478
00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:01,758
far away from each other.
479
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,560
Well, maybe Africa's
not far enough away.
480
00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:06,397
You know what? Why don't you
just go to Africa, all right?
481
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:09,433
Just get on your vine,
Tarzan, and swing away!
482
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:12,119
My God, she's not just
keeping Sabrina here,
483
00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:13,437
Mom's breaking them up!
484
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:14,989
Sabrina could be mine in a week!
485
00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:30,679
So it's over?
You really,
486
00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:32,214
you really want
it to be over?!
487
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,932
Well, it seems to be
what you want!
488
00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:36,468
Interestingly, it's what
the cards seem to want.
489
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:39,438
Much like your belly button,
I'm outie!
490
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:42,224
It is an umbilical hernia,
you insensitive jerk!
491
00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:44,676
Hey, guys,
492
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:46,194
I was out of earshot
for some reason.
493
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,113
What's going on in here?
494
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,415
I think Wyatt and Sabrina
just broke up.
495
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:51,900
What?
496
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,068
No.
497
00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:55,704
Come here.
I think someone needs a hug.
498
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:56,571
No, I'm fine.
499
00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:57,789
Actually, the cards say
500
00:19:57,857 --> 00:19:59,624
you could use a hug.
501
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:04,663
And screw that Wyatt.
502
00:20:04,714 --> 00:20:05,997
He only cares about himself.
503
00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:07,783
I hope he gets hit by a bus.
504
00:20:09,385 --> 00:20:10,719
My God!
Wyatt!
505
00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:16,625
Damn, Mom,
that wasn't a bus,
506
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:19,461
but still, pretty close.
507
00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:22,814
Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.
508
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:24,483
Sabrina...
509
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,401
I am so sorry for yelling
at you about Africa.
510
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,820
God, I'm so sorry for yelling
at you about Africa.
511
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,388
And I'm sorry for not warning
you I had pooped myself
512
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,023
before you pulled me out
of the car.
513
00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:34,559
It's fine. I'm just,
I'm-I'm so glad you're okay.
514
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,562
If you're okay with that,
515
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,398
then I'm okay
not going to Africa.
516
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,033
I'd rather stay in Natesville
with you.
517
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,239
What have you done?!
518
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,508
It wasn't my fault.
519
00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:51,176
It was whoever hit his car.
520
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:53,461
Hey, buddy.
521
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,764
I apologize for running
into your car.
522
00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,749
I was dialing the phone to
call my mom at the time.
523
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,684
I had to explain to her why
I cut off the truck scrotum
524
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:00,585
she gave me for my birthday.
525
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,469
My God!
526
00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,254
Hey, it's the card-reader lady.
527
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:05,357
I've been meaning to ask
you about mud flaps.
528
00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:07,826
Should I go with Yosemite Sam
or naked ladies?
529
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,111
No! I'm out of the business.
530
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:12,697
This is too much pressure.
Too much power.
531
00:21:12,765 --> 00:21:16,117
Make the wrong decision, you
could screw up something huge!
532
00:21:16,202 --> 00:21:19,487
I can't hale the stress.
533
00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:23,825
It's not easy having all
the responsibility, is it?
534
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:26,545
Heavy is the head
that wears the boss hat.
535
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:32,993
That's what I thought!
536
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,879
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