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Hi, Mona. Hey, Lee.

You ready for me?

Absolutely. Are we charging the card on file today?

Yeah. Great.

You go on back and get comfortable. I'll be there in just a minute.

Perfect.

Hello there.

How do you do walk -ins at all? I saw the sign above the car park. I was

in need of some... TLC after the work week I've had.

I'm so sorry, but we're usually by appointment only.

I'm about to take care of a client.

The earliest I can get you in is Tuesday?

Tuesday.

Oh, what a shame.

Okay, I was really going to make it worth your while.

Actually, I might be able to squeeze you in.

Please wait here while I go prepare your room.

I just thought I'd give you a special treatment today. You know, block out all

of the distractions.

So you can really relax.

Well, you've never stood me wrong before.

I just need to finish up one more thing and I'll be right back.

Oh, and to make everything even more relaxing today, you'll need to be extra

quiet. So you can really lose yourself in your own world.

Well, you're the boss, I guess.

You're going to love it, I promise.

I'll be right back.

All right, the room is all ready for you.

Oh, fantastic.

Oh, and to make the most out of this experience, and to respect the spa

atmosphere as a new client, you'll need to be very quiet.

As you wish.

Go ahead and get undressed, get comfortable, and I'll be with you in

minutes.

You ready to get started, Lee?

Perfect.

Actually, your head should be placed around the other way.

You know, so your muscles can relax properly.

And you should keep your eyes closed for maximum relaxation.

Right.

I'm trying a new relaxation technique on you today.

Thank you.

Need to get some more oil just take some deep breaths and I'll be right back

I can't remember the last time I had a massage from a girl as pretty as you.

Well, thank you.

I'm already thinking I'd come back and see you lots more.

That's great. Just remember to use a quiet voice. Sorry.

Hey,

seriously.

I need to get some more oil to continue.

Wait a moment.

I'm so sorry, Clark.

I mean... Clark?

Did someone say my name?

Uh, what's going on here?

What the hell is this?

Well, you see, I was trying to massage both of you.

I thought if I could pull it off, I might be able to make rent in time.

It's late and... Look, I can't.

I won't be coming here again.

Let's not be so hasty. She's down on her luck. We could make this a win -win

-win situation for everyone.

Why did you even talk?

Oh.

Oh, I mean, I'd be more than happy to give both of you a massage that you

deserved the whole time.

How about we get to the good stuff?

Yeah.

You interrupted your massage.

It's not my session.

It's not my session.

I hope I can make it right.

I'll pay you an extra tip.

Okay.

You'll make it right.

The oil wet.

Amen.

Amen.

Slippery and jiggly.

Trying to sneak it in the other hole.

I don't know.

I don't know.