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This is real sick.

Oh, shit, bro.

Oh, shit, dude, I can see your fucking pussy.

Oh, shit.

Dude, you're fine as hell, bro. You ain't getting no testosterone around

Oh, man.

We got to get out more, like, girls like this ain't going to be at the

synagogue, dude. No, not even close.

We got a little party.

None of these girls will be there.

We're going to have to get out of here. We're going to have to find a way.

Hello, son.

Are you boys ready to go to the synagogue?

Guys, leave the attitude at the door, okay? It's Yom Kippur. It's a pool

together.

Do we have to?

Yes, you have to. Your fathers have been preparing this for many, many weeks.

They're high up beacons in the synagogue.

And Yom Kippur is today. And we must acknowledge that.

Can we just be more exciting, like, or go get food or something?

Yeah. Shit, that's so boring.

How will it look upon our families if you cannot get yourselves together and

there on time?

Well, it's not my problem, it's Dad's problem.

Yeah. Ivy!

Ivy, please get ready.

Don't do this to us today, please.

We've been waiting for you guys for too long, so get yourselves together.

The clock is ticking. Don't embarrass us.

There's no way we can stop the bloopers.

I'll give it up.

Give it up.

Oh, God, bro.

Oh, shit, dude. I just got invited to a party.

Oh, shit.

You think we should go to it?

I mean, fuck it. I'll dig it.

All right.

Here's a campaign check.

Sneak out.

Go get some glizzy.

Meet up with some Gentile women.

Oh, yeah? We gonna cut the kosher? Hell yeah.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

First time I've sneaked out, though, so.

How the fuck are we gonna get out of here?

I don't know. It's just our moms. Our people go to work.

True, true.

Oh,

what is with our boys and their attitude

right now?

I know. It's not like we're not going through it too.

Or we're not starving.

Or we've been fasting just like they have.

I know. And I've been abstaining from sex.

It's been fun down and I'm so fucking horny.

I could really go for a kosher dog.

Bad girl.

I know, doesn't it make you extra horny not being able to?

Oh, I'm so horny.

Fuck, I miss it when my husband would just touch my tits in our hot makeup

session.

I know, before we used to get so intimate and you would go down on me.

She's so wet.

Well,

maybe we can, you know, try something else.

Yeah, is there a stepson? Yeah.

That sounds actually great.

This guy doesn't like me. He wants to have you.

How do you deal with that?

Oh,

fuck, I've been so hungry.

Oh, yes, break your fast.

Oh my God. He's so good.

Our husband will never

know about this.

Yes. Oh, yes.

There'll be some shame.

Treat me.

Treat me.

Oh, please.

Oh,

I think I'll put some of this culture.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

we're definitely telling dad.

We aren't breaking any marital rules. We aren't breaking the marital rules.

I mean, breaking some kind of rule. All right.

Well, if y 'all are going to be doing this, then we should be able to go to

party. No, no, no, no. People from the temple will be there and they will see

you there. We can have a party at home.

We, like, what does that entail exactly? We're trying to go get, like, girl

moved up. Yeah, what does that even mean?

Um, we're going to have, the party at home instead of the temple.

Maybe it's just fun.

What are you up to?

Well, we are women, so I was thinking, baby, you could go with Mandy,

and Parker, you come with me.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you okay with this?

I mean, If you're cool with it, yeah, I get it.

Like, if they want to do this, we've got to be holding other stuff too, right?

I mean, they aren't really.

Yeah,

I think I'm down.

I'm down.

Plus Jewish girls are way hotter than Gentile girls.

Oh, yes.

I'm hungry.

Yes. I'm desperate. I'm starving.

Bro,

our dads are fucking... Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Wait, what?

Grabbing my... Oh my goodness.

We were fasting so long.

Our hunger is insatiable.

I don't know, I can't shake the fact that I'm also looking at my...

Well,

if you guys are feeling shy, I do have a seat

We have this.

We have this. We can put it over ourselves. Right, Randy?

Yeah. We'll cover ourselves for the shame.

Okay. I think this will work.

Dad never told me about this.

feels just like my husband.

If I wish you won't say anything, just don't say anything.

Happy Yom Kippur!

Mazel Tov!