Original subtitles

Tell everybody, Kimora’s coming.

I know you missed me. That’s why we’re here.

I brought all the kids and everything.

- AOKI: Mom? - Mom.

- Mom! - Mother!

- KIMORA: Gotta risk my life... - Ooh.

That was a little spicy.

...for the sake of the children.

- Ooh. - You are way over

- your budget of bull--. - [screams]

You’re stressing me out.

Shh. It’s okay.

- Yes. - Sorry. No problem. We’re okay.

My first show, Life in the Fab Lane,

ran in the early 2000s.

It’s been almost 15 years since you last saw me and my family.

Oh!

A lot has changed.

- Attention, everybody. - KIMORA: Wait, okay.

I’m going to have a grandbaby?

- Mm. - I feel sick.

I have more businesses, more money,

more headache, more heartache.

I’ve had three ex-husbands. You know their names?

If you don’t, you can...

-[keyboard clacking] -...research.

And now, I am a single mom.

I have a lot of kids.

Ming Lee, Aoki Lee,

Kenzo Lee, Gary Lee, Wolfe Lee, and Jayden is just Jayden.

It’s like The Brady Bunch, but with no husband.

When I’m not running my household,

I’m running several multi-million dollar empires.

I have a fitness drink called Celsius,

several beauty brands.

Special delivery!

KIMORA: And of course, I still have Baby Phat.

This is our 25th anniversary jacket.

- Aren’t they cute? - And now, my kids work with me.

All of you shut up.

No, you don’t tell your mother to shut up.

I’m the mom. I’m the dad.

I’m the president, the CFO, the HBIC.

Why do you have a mugshot?

[whispering] That’s one of those secrets behind the scenes.

[in normal voice] These are not big enough diamonds for me.

My life is absolutely crazy.

I’m giving a People magazine post.

But I love it.

Marcus, she doesn’t want to look like a hooker.

How do we get to the butthole?

My mom is amazing.

Somebody’s car get hit?

Ming, that’s not funny.

She’s a superwoman.

Okay, I’m definitely a little drunk.

Wait, wait.

I don’t want to do this.

Sorry I left you all, but I’m back now.

New and improved. Reinvigorated.

Natural parts, like a vintage Corvette. [smooches]

We are Back in the Fab Lane.

[Peer Gynt Suit No. 1 - Morning]

is coming up.

Aw, come on, Mom. You made me mess up.

The other kids say he gets away with everything under the sun.

I don’t think that’s true.

You have a lot of people in here.

- You wanted to take off some? - No.

- This is a lot. - I love a lot.

- KIMORA: Take off five. - WOLFE: No.

They’re just haters.

Wolfe, do you want to tell Mingi about your birthday party?

It’s go-karting and laser tag.

Wolfe, I don’t know if I’m going to be here.

I’m going to Coachella.

- Oh. - [laughs]

KIMORA: Ming is my firstborn.

She’s very fabulous.

Very trendy.

She’s like a little princess.

I’m tired.

KIMORA: They say I made her that way.

I don’t know. She’s a lot.

You know what we’ll write? Not Ming.

- That’s so rude. - KIMORA: Didn’t you just say

- you weren’t going to be here? - No, I won’t be.

A lot has changed since

the last time you’ve seen me on TV.

When I graduated college,

I followed in my mom’s footsteps

and decided to do modeling.

And on top of that,

I have a body care brand coming out soon.

It’s called Boulangerie and it’s like my baby.

I would never go to Coachella, Wolfe.

Do you know what that is?

Let me tell you what it is so that you don’t ever go.

Drinking. And you know what they’re drinking?

Jesus juice.

Do you know what that is?

You don’t. Good boy.

But you know what it is, you little lush.

- No. - No.

MING: So, Aoki’s in Bali.

It’s a mess, actually.

KIMORA: Aoki is my youngest daughter.

She’s like a supermodel, backpacker, granola girl.

We were planning on her coming home for the holidays.

And then she was like, "Oh, I’m taking a trip."

And she never came back.

What was supposed to be a weekend, okay,

turned into about six months.

So, it was a little bit of a shocker.

I’m really sad that I’m not going to be here

for the go-karting.

If you’re not here, what are you

going to get me for my birthday?

- Dang. - I don’t know.

What do you want for your birthday?

I want a six-foot goose.

I’m sorry?

He has a bird collection in his room.

A real bird collection?

on red carpets together when you were little?

I think I purposely don’t remember that.

Going to fashion events with my mom is really fun

because me and my mom are best friends.

Those are my slippers.

- No, they’re not. - MING: Yes, they are.

KIMORA: We are very close.

But Ming has taken it too far.

No, I don’t think so.

- No, they’re not. - Yes, they are.

Ming, put them on. Look how big they are.

We are the same size. Mom, yes!

KIMORA: She’s up under me. She wants to look like me.

She wants to take a shower with me.

Ming, give me my shoe.

These are not your shoes.

Sometimes, I’m just in the shower

and I just boop through the steam.

It’s just another human in there, okay?

I don’t believe you.

Look, my eyes just start to squint

when I sense bull[bleep].

What?

- [Kimora laughing] - Wow.

Shots fired. Actually, no.

When I was little on the show, my mom did say,

- "I hope you never move out." - KIMORA: I don’t know

- what she’s talking about. - She does.

Are you going to think

you’re too grown for your mother now?

Are you going to live with me forever?

I asked Ming to leave the house every day.

But she doesn’t do it.

- Wolfe! - Yes?

KIMORA: What are you going to do while I’m gone?

- Homework? - Yes.

We’ll go to bed on time.

Then you’re going to eat something healthy.

What are you going to eat?

No, you need, like, veggies.

Since I was a kid, my mom has done all the roles

that a mother and a father would normally have done.

KIMORA: Come on, we have to hit the red carpet.

MING: She’s a mom. She’s a businesswoman.

She still is a model.

It’s really inspirational because I just don’t feel like

anything ever holds her back.

Little baby. You look cute.

You used to be nice to mommy.

- I am nice to you. - Now you’re a little booger.

["Do What You Do" by Sierra Hi-Fi playing]

♪ I’m so in love with you ♪

Hi, Aoki.

We’re about to go on the red carpet.

We’re in a car.

Since she went to Bali, I hear from Aoki, like,

every once in a blue moon, and I don’t really love that.

It’s hard because my girls and I have always been very,

very close, but now I feel like we’re growing apart.

happy about that,

but that’s just kind of how it is.

All right, ladies, we go one, two, and...

KIMORA: Coming up...

What are you stressed out about, Ming?

My sister. I can’t just up and leave.

That’s insane.

KIMORA: Are you gonna go on one with me?

Well, you can’t go with those on.

Don’t start with me, Wolfe.

Don’t hit me!

♪ I feel like I’m falling ♪

♪ Come on, show ’em, I didn’t remember ♪

♪ How you stood behind me ♪

♪ Run it up, get that bag ♪

♪ We had a trap up in that apartment ♪

♪ Shackin’ up and shorty kiss your feet ♪

♪ The streets ♪

- Hi. - Oh, hi!

- How are you? - I’m Ming.

- It’s nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Ming.

- I’m Britney. - I’m so excited to be here.

BRITNEY: Yeah. Have you made dumplings before?

I’ve never made dumplings before,

but I’ve always wanted to.

Chefbaobae teaches a dumpling class.

I found her on Instagram,

and I messaged her for a private session.

- Should I wash my hands first? - BRITNEY: Yeah.

MING: And then we can get started.

And I’m really excited because I like trying new things,

and also, I just love anything Asian.

I’m biased that way.

Hello! Look at us. We’re twins.

Oh, yeah.

Actually, I thought about that when I did my hair today.

Bella is one of my best friends.

We both grew up in the public eye

because her dad is Jimmy Jam,

so I feel like we have that kind of understanding.

- How cute is this? - MING: Wait.

Are you going to Coachella?

No.

We like to do crafty stuff together,

so we hang out a lot.

BELLA: Ming Lee and Bella B.

- We rhyme. - I love it.

I’ll just give a quick intro about myself.

I used to be a finance analyst.

Now, my life is all about dumplings.

I could burn water. It’s really, really bad.

- Okay. - I’m not a cook.

Well, today you’ll learn how to boil water.

Anyway, we’re going to divide the dough up.

Grab it like this.

Okay, I’m just gonna cut it.

And I smoosh it down, and then you have a perfect circle.

MING: Mine’s, like, fat and gross.

- That’s okay. - Fifteenths.

When I say I can’t cook, I have friends that know, like,

herbs and spices, and they can make things based on that.

I can’t do that.

BRITNEY: Bring this end to the center.

But, like, how do I make it stick together?

She makes it look a lot easier than it is.

Growing up, we always had a chef,

so maybe that’s why.

- Wait, I feel like you did it. - MING: Okay.

and then decided to not.

Me and my sister are two and a half years apart.

Growing up, we did everything together.

What made you guys choose a fairy theme?

Fairy tales always have happy endings.

But as we’ve grown up,

we’ve realized that we are different people.

I love her enough to recognize that

when you get older, you want to branch out

and have your own identity, but she rarely calls.

I don’t even know what she’s been doing.

I text her sometimes, like, "Hey, what’s up?"

I don’t get a response for like two days.

There will be, like, a TikTok about Pedro Pascal.

She’s like, "Isn’t he so amazing?"

I’m like, "Okay. So that was useless."

What’s crazy is I’m 98% sure she, like,

went over there with, like, a backpack.

Yeah, that’s crazy.

- Are you guys ready to eat? - BELLA AND MING: Yes.

BELLA: Oh, my gosh, how cute.

It’s so pretty. Okay, let’s see.

Things with me and Aoki right now are weird.

So good. Mm.

I’m a very connected human,

and my family means a lot to me.

So I think six months is a long time to be just gone.

Fingers crossed she’ll come home soon.

I feel like she’s very adaptable, you know?

- Yeah. I can’t just-- - Take off and leave.

Up and leave.

I can barely take care of myself.

I can barely make a dumpling.

Yeah.

KIMORA: Coming up...

we have a photo shoot on Monday.

We’re drinking, like, shots of tequila.

Ming!

Did you bring your brother a present?

No, because my presence is his present.

Hold fire, idiots!

♪ You know I got things to do and places to be ♪

♪ Mic check, one, two, one, two ♪

♪ Stepping up with nothing to lose ♪

♪ Everything to prove ♪

♪ Go ahead and snooze while I’m riding the groove ♪

♪ Can you feel it ♪

KIMORA: Baby Phat is a clothing line

that I founded.

My first husband had Phat Farm, so I had to do something else.

So Baby Phat was my kind of something else.

It was, like, an intersection of hip-hop culture

with high fashion for women.

She had a cult following,

and it kicked men’s brands’ behind.

CHARVELLE: Special delivery!

Oh, what do we have here?

Samples from the new eyewear line.

KIMORA: Oh, these are great.

Let’s see.

I mean, it makes me feel smart-er.

- Look. - CHRAVELLE: But still stylish.

- I think so, right? - Yeah.

Baby Phat was I have a hat, I have sunglasses,

I have sunscreen, and an umbrella.

How long are you going to be there?

- Monday morning. - KIMORA: Oh, wait,

we have a photo shoot on Monday.

Ming is grown, okay,

and she’s booked that day to work.

What are you doing?

We should keep the alcohol and the...

substances, if there are any, to a minimum.

- [laughter over speakers] - Why are you guys laughing?

Oh, we have substances from Amsterdam.

You’re just saying that.

- Drugs. Are you doing drugs? - [Ming blows raspberry]

Don’t do that at home, everybody.

No, ma’am.

You can’t drink beer.

That’s going to make you bloated.

- It has yeast inside. - No, never.

We’re drinking, like, shots of tequila

because that’s the skinniest way to go.

Life is not only about skinny.

It’s about feeling great.

I feel better when I take a shot of tequila

because I get drunk faster.

Ming!

Oh, hi!

- Hi, there’s... - We have to go now.

Wait.

You have to be back here on Monday,

and don’t you dare show up hungover.

Okay? Stay away from the black market.

Bye, I love you. [sighs]

- Hi. - Hi, give me a kiss.

When’s the cake going to be here?

KIMORA: It’s here.

Wolfe’s birthday’s coming up,

and so he’s going to the office to do a cake tasting.

Okay, pull out a chair.

The older girls aren’t here for this party,

so I want it to be so exciting for him and, like, just right.

We wanted to try these different cakes and see

which one you like the first and second and third best, okay?

Red velvet eats good.

You’re not guessing what it is. We can see.

You’re going to say which one you like the best.

- Vanilla! - No, no, no, hold on.

You’re just eating and calling out stuff.

Vanilla cheese.

It’s definitely easier running

a multimillion-dollar business

than it is to get a ten-year-old to focus.

You’re crazy. Come back over here. Focus.

But he’s my baby.

♪ Seat back body, you know how I be vibin’ ♪

♪ Bread stay rising like they know they in the oven, yeah ♪

♪ Call me the bread man ♪

There’s paper on it.

- No. - Okay, the lemon is a "no."

- Never in a million years. - Okay.

- I don’t like chocolate. - KIMORA: What?

Let’s go have a party. What’s wrong with you, boyKIMO

WOLFE: Yeah? Let’s go team!

♪ We poppin’ up, party ♪

Wolfe!

KIMORA: For Wolfe today is a big deal.

- Happy birthday to Wolfe. Hi! - Happy birthday.

I do think Wolfe misses having his sisters with him,

so I just want it to be perfect.

WOLFE: I’m going on the go-kart now.

Are you going to go on one with me?

You can’t go with those on.

KIMORA: Don’t start with me, Wolfe. Come on.

- Okay, I love you, Ma. Bye. - Okay, bye.

He’s, like, growing up so fast and he’s such a big boy.

I just can’t believe it.

I thought-- Look, I’m tearing.

Did you bring your brother a present?

No, because my presence is his present.

KIMORA: Okay, but, like, be with your brother a little bit.

Just make him feel like you think it’s cool.

Kenzo was born on the show,

and here he is again with his big self.

KENZO: We are against all of you guys.

- WOLFE: Bad! - Bad. Bad.

KIMORA: And I know Wolfe really looks up to Kenzo.

- Boy, take that! - KENZO: Yeah?

Yeah!

KENZO: You can’t keep following me, bro.

They fight like crazy, but I think they love each other.

Hold fire, idiots!

Most of the time, I don’t know.

Are you ready to go go-karting?

KIMORA: I’m gonna try.

ASHLEY: How are you gonna do it in heels?

- Well, it’s part of my look. - Oh.

KIMORA: I’m not putting that thing on my head.

You have to.

KIMORA: Wait. What if these things have lice in them?

ASHLEY: I think they give you new ones.

KIMORA: How did you get it on?

[screams] Wait! Wait!

I’m trying to be the cool mom

because I knew Wolfe would, like, remember it forever.

It’s weird. I’m claustrophobic. Oh!

It’s painful and hot.

I feel like I’m in prison!

- Can you hear me? - Yeah.

Uh-uh. I can’t.

- This is crazy! - Mom!

- KIMORA: Oh, my God! - Mom!

Huh?

- Chillax! - KIMORA: I’m crying!

I’m too old for this!

Oh, my God!

What the [bleep]?

Oh, my God!

Enjoy it, Wolfe.

[beeping]

[screams] What’s that? I don’t want to do this!

Oh, my God!

Wait, I have to steer? It doesn’t steer!

g in I can’t even believe.

I feel faint.

[Kimora groans]

Oh, my God.

I was trying to prove myself

to the ten-year-olds,

and we shouldn’t do that, okay?

♪

All right! Here we go!

KIMORA: Jayden! Gary!

Where’s Kenzo?

Okay, great.

One, two, three. Okay, go.

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

♪ Cha-cha-cha! ♪

Happy birthday, dear Wolfe!

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

WOMAN: All right, who wants cake?

Who wants cake? Who wants cake?

KIMORA: Wolfe’s birthday was amazing.

Happy birthday, Wolfe!

It means so much to me that most of my kids are here.

They’re just good kids. I’ve been blessed.

Like, what’s the craziest thing someone’s done?

The craziest thing someone’s done is up

and gone to Indonesia in the middle of the dang night.

Aoki! Where’s my-- Aoki!

My job here is over.

Gotta risk my life for the sake of the children.

That’s it.

It is bittersweet to watch them grow up,

but I don’t think I would trade this for anything.

You guys can stay as long as you want.

You can eat, drink, and be merry.

I’m out. Happy birthday!

On the next Kimora Back in the Fab Lane...

How about that? How do you feel about that?

- Piercings? - Mm.