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Chief, I've got to talk to you.

I've got a terrific idea for a great new story.

Story schmorries.

Just stick to doing your horoscope column.

Maybe someday you can move up to doing the advice to the loved one. But this

could be my big break.

It's a perfect tie -in with my column. Listen.

Looking for a new career?

See Madame Sadie.

Reader and advisor.

To know what the future holds in store.

Call now.

at 976 -2727 for an appointment.

Ain't that a crock? So what do you say, Chief? Can I take a shot at exposing a

phony?

It's against my better judgment, but okay. You better come back with a front

-page story, or you'll be back writing the obituary column.

Thanks, Chief. I won't let you down.

You must be Mr. and Mrs. Rogers.

Glad to see you decided to come after all.

Well, I'm not so sure about all this.

Oh, it'll be all right, dear. Come back with me.

Now, each of you give me your hand, and I will read you a poem.

I see why you have come to see me.

You are both very unhappy.

You are both very frustrated with each other because you are insensitive to

partner's needs.

Hey, come on. What's wrong?

I'm not in the mood. I got a headache, okay? Come on. Give it a chance, man.

Just take your time. I'm working hard all day at the garage, man. Give me a

fucking break. What's the matter? Come on. I worked hard all day. Tonight is

my day.

Why not, man?

I got a headache. I'm not in the mood. Can you leave me alone?

Get the fuck off me.

No, don't tell me that. Come on, listen. Get your hands off me. What is it about

me? What don't you like about me?

You're nothing but a dirty grease monkey.

You ain't got no class.

A dirty grease monkey? Come on, baby. I took a shower. I'm a class act. Hey,

check this out. Come on. Give me a break.

Come on. Why don't you suck on me? Come on. Give me some head.

Come on.

Come on, I got some class.

Get into it. Come on. Give me a little head. Suck my cock a little bit.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Take it all the way in.

Get it nice and wet.

Come on, lick it.

Let me see you lick it.

Suck on it and lick it.

That's it.

Get it good now.

Get the tip of it.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, keep sucking. You're doing it right now.

This will get rid of your headaches.

That's it.

Look at it with your tongue, baby.

Come on, you know you... Oh, there you go.

Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah, that's it. Get a good gnar.

Give me a good gnar for you.

Yeah,

that's the way to do it.

Yeah, come on.

Give me your tongue.

Lick it all around the bottom.

That's it.

Good and hard.

Get it nice and wet.

Take the whole thing in your mouth.

Come on.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Get it good and hard.

Oh, that's the way to suck it.

Come on, I worked hard for you all day.

That's it.

Suck it good.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, just keep sucking.

That's it. You'll love it. No, no more.

Come on.

Come on. You ain't got no fucking class. Give me some head.

No more, no more. Yeah, come on.

Just keep sucking it, come on. No more.

Come on. No more.

Yeah, don't talk with your mouth full.

No more.

Yeah, Madam Sadie, that's exactly how it is. Will it ever change?

What's going to happen and when?

You will hit the lottery for $50 ,000 and use the money to buy a muffler

franchise.

You will be a very important member of the community.

and run for public office.

This will gain your wife's respect, and your every wish will be her command.

Now, suck this magnificent cock.

Oh, yes, Murray.

Now, let me see you take out your tits and play with them.

That's it. Come on, take them out and play with them.

Get your nipples nice and hard for me.

There you go.

Come on. Keep sucking that cock.

Get me good luck.

Suck it like you love it.

Lick it. Come on.

That's not hard for you.

Come on.

Let that slip fall down.

Play with yourself.

Come on. I don't see you playing with yourself.

Put your fingers in your cock.

Come on.

Take your slip off.

That's it.

Keep love doing what's done.

Oh, God. Yes. Yes.

Don't stop sucking.

Come on, take your clothes off.

Come on, I want to see you totally naked for me.

Ooh, yeah, that's it.

Come on, put your finger in your cum.

That's it. Keep sucking me. Give me good and hard.

Come on, look down at my balls.

Come on.

I want you to kiss my ass.

Now kiss my ass.

Come on, kiss it.

That's it.

Kiss it. That's it. Lick it.

Oh, Harry, anything you say.

You're so forceful. I love masterful men.

Enough of that shit. Come on.

Bend over. I'm going to punish you for all those years you were saying no to

Yes, darling. I deserve it. That's it.

I think I might stick it in your ass.

Oh, yes.

Come on. Take these off.

That's it.

Let me see your cunt.

Oh, that feels so good, Harry.

Your fingers.

Oh, don't tease me. Don't tease.

I want you to beg for my exhaust pipe in your moment.

Come on, beg for it. Do you think of all those years I've waited?

I can't wait any longer. Fuck me, Harry. Oh.

You're good.

Fuck me, Harry.

Fuck me as hard as you can.

Oh, I want all of that shaft in me.

That's all I need, a little tune -up.

Yeah, come on.

Oh,

do it.

Do it. Oh, do it good.

Oh, Harry, I can feel your balls against me. Come on, just keep fucking.

Give me your arm, John. Take that. Take it and screw.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, in and in.

Come on, that's it.

I'm going to wait for this.

Come on, baby. Take it.

Fuck me harder.

Look at me while I fuck you.

I want to see your eyes. Come on.

Look at me.

Take every inch of it.

All the way in.

That's it.

It's wonderful.

Oh, I can tell you're getting close.

ass like this don't you?

Gee, Chief, I've been in this business for two years.

When do I ever get to be a reporter?

I can do anything Vicki can do and better.

What do you say?

Young lady, the secret of success in this business is the same as any other

business. What's that?

Simple. If you want to get ahead, you have to give head.

Get the idea?

Well, do you still want to try for the position?

I want it so bad I can take it.

Yes, Miss Lewis.

I do have an opening at 4 o 'clock. Will that be all right?

Fine, then. See you at 4.

Goodbye.

What is it, my dear? Can things be all that bad?

It's my mother. She says I'm wasting my time studying to be a dancer. But I say

she's wrong.

Don't worry.

We'll soon figure out if she's right or wrong.

Do you really mean you like the way I dance?

I've been watching you ever since you started dancing, and you show a lot of

promise. I think if you let me handle you, I can make you into one of the

world's greatest prima ballerinas.

That sounds great.

My dream come true. Where do I sign?

Oh, don't be so naive. You haven't even asked what my fee is.

Well, how much do you get?

Oh, I usually get a lot, but for you, I could probably make an exception.

You bring out the mother instinct in me.

I like your firm, young breath.

See how nice and pretty and pink and rosy it is?

Feel nice?

I don't think this is right.

Oh, don't be frightened. I only want a small part of you.

But I'm scared.

Oh, don't be.

Let me handle it.

Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Sit down here.

I'm scared.

Oh, don't be.

You'll like it.

It'll be very nice to you.

Slide down.

You're good.

Are you?

Thank you.

I need you to feel good, man.

So crazy.

I went shopping today.

Found something that you might like.

How do you like it?

Oh, my God.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to show you.

It'll make you feel real good.

You want to try?

No.

What does that feel like?

More.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Excuse me, give me something.

Mm -hmm.

Stand on the carpet on your knees.

Keep it in.

I've ever been on stage.

Oh, yeah.

You're so beautiful and so talented.

I'm going to make you such a big star.

Will I make it to Broadway?

You'll make it anywhere you want to go.

Broadway, Carnegie Hall, wherever.

Can you think of a better way to go?

You like that?

Mm -hmm.

You want some more?

Tell me, how is it?

They win.

I'm gonna be a star. Wait till I tell my mother.

And when I was small, I always idolized Florence Nightingale.

My dream was to serve mankind, and I don't know if I can do it. I can't stand

the sight of blood. I don't know if I could ever become a private nurse.

If only I knew, I should continue.

Look deep into my crystal ball, and we shall see what the future holds.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Deeper.

J .R., come in and get ready for tomorrow.

If you need anything, just ask our head nurse.

She'll take special care of you.

Now remember, we cannot take any chances until we get the results of the test.

Okay. All right. Be comfortable.

Hey. Yeah, let me take that.

Do it yourself.

Go on now. You must be exhausted.

Let me help you on the track.

Here, put this arm down.

You're here for vaccination, aren't you?

Yes. Yes, ma 'am.

Go ahead and prepare for tomorrow.

First, you have to take a strong tap.

Dr. Edwards.

Dr. Edwards.

Call 79.

Urgent.

Is this why they call you the head nurse?

Perhaps we're a little more comfortable looking.

Get this confession from the Lord sooner.

Thank you.

Dr. Edwards, call 7 -9, urgent.

Thank you.

Dr. Peters, Dr.

Peters, please dial Dr.

Martin.

Dr.

Peters, Dr.

Peters, report towards six.

Dr. Peters, Dr.

Peters, report towards six.

Fuck me.

Please, more.

Dr. Peters, Dr.

Peters, report to Ward 6.

Dr. Peters, Dr.

Peters, report to Ward 6.

Dr. Edwards, Dr.

Edwards, call...

7 -9, urgent.

Dr.

Emerson, call 7 -9.

Dr. Martin, please dial 314.

Dr. Peters. Dr.

Peters.

Dr. Peters, Dr. Peters, report.

Come on.

I need some sperm.

More. More.

Nurse, could you get the result of Mr. Milton's sperm test yet?

Yes, I did, doctor. It was too salty.

Too salty?

You dumb cunt. You were supposed to test it, not taste it.

You're fired.

Maybe I can become a hairdresser. I can use the same uniform.

This is how you get ahead.

What problem can I help you with this week, Pearl?

A tip on the stock market?

Nothing as simple as that.

You see, I've got to hire a new maid, and I need your guidance. I hate to be

bothered with these petty decisions.

Won't you gaze into that marvelous crystal ball and tell me what to do?

Beware of pretty dumb blondes.

You will get burned.

Good morning, ma 'am. I'll get you some coffee.

Breakfast will be a little late. The cook didn't come in today, and I'm doing

the best I can.

James, no matter how many times you slide that big cock in my pussy, you

call me madam.

Yes, madam.

Stupid bitch, can't you do anything right? Just look at this mess.

Oh, poor baby.

Is that better?

Getting better.

Please prepare madam's breakfast.

I'm sorry to see that.

Oh, Jack.

Some nice double night around the house.

My God.

Where do you think you're going? Get back here. I haven't finished with you

Aren't you going to tell me how sorry you are? I'm sorry, love. It won't

again. It better not, or I'll have to take it out of your pretty hide.

Now, get me my breakfast.

Thank you.

Again, you stupid bitch. Now you're going to get it. I'll teach you to waste

food.

Get down on your hands and knees and clean up that mess. Yes, ma 'am.

God, help is so hard to find.

Poor man.

Just so these sausages don't get cold, Chance and I will heat them up for you.

It doesn't matter.

Mmm.

Uh -huh. This sausage is pure pork.

More pork sausages, ma 'am.

Mmm.

Well, I think I'll save it for lunch.

I'd like some poached egg.

Yes, ma 'am.

Wouldn't that be amazing?

Having trouble with breakfast, dear? Yes, ma 'am.

Please just concentrate on what you're doing. I'll help you.

Oh, look at that. Let me hug you in my hand, sweetie.

Talented little me.

Come on, honey, lay that egg. Good.

You.

How delicious.

James, bring that sausage over here.

It's mine.

I love this, dear.

Thank you.

You may be clumsy, but you seem to have other attributes.

Thank you, madam.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. It feels good.

Where do we go from here?

Shoot all of my ass.

Thank me.

Pretty baby bird.

Do you like our new little marriage, James?

This is definitely an addition to the house.

I'm whipping up an omelet.

Where's the madam?

Home, Jane. I just can't wait till we begin our interview.

Oh, God.

Am I too late? I was stuck in traffic.

It's better late than never. You must be Miss Lewis.

Glad you could make it. Come in the back with me, dear.

Now, my dear, tell me, why have you come to see Madam Sadie?

Well, I'm embarrassed.

I don't know if I can say this.

Shit.

I can't come.

Do you know why? Do you remember the last time that you had an orgasm?

I don't. My mind's blank.

Trust me, my dear.

We will look into your past to find out the reason why you have not known the

joys of womanhood. Look and remember.

Remember.

Look deep into my crystal ball.

Remember.

Look deeply deep deep deep deep

deep

Mmm.

God, Vicki, what are you doing? You dirty slut. I never want to see you do

again. I'm sorry, Daddy. I didn't mean to.

Please don't.

I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. No, never.

Please.

You'll be sorry.

No, stop it. I'll make your ass so red, you'll never be able to sit down so

weak. No.

You'll never do it again. Please don't. You'll be ashamed of yourself.

I'll never do it again. Never. Never.

That is the reason that you could not have an orgasm. I'm sure you'll have no

problem now.

Oh, Madam Sadie.

When do you think you'll know if I'm really cured?

Any minute now.

Oh, oh.

That's wonderful.

What do you think you're doing?

I don't dig, girl.

But I do.

Oh, this is wonderful.

I think I'm cured.

Are you getting better?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I didn't know what joy this would bring me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

boy.

Oh, I just want more and more of this.

Oh. Oh, I didn't really dream about it.

Feel now.

You're being cured.

You see what you mean, Father, to Christ, you know?

That's all you can have.

What are you, lady, a cop?

No, I'm a reporter.

And I'm gonna expose you, you phony bastard.

You're no good, cunt.

I'll fix it so that you never know the joys of being a woman.

Wake up, Chief. Stop the presses. I've got a front page story.

Madam Sadie ain't no lady.

What? That's right.

She is a he.

It was all a phony racket so he could have sex with his clients.

And to top it all off, he put a curse on me. What kind of a curse?

That's some story, but who's going to believe it?

Especially the part about the curse. Can you prove any of it?

Want to see?

Wow, look at that. Wow!

It feels good.

That's my cock. Oh, my God.

Oh, I want a cock, but I don't know.

Is this like a fairy tale?