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You know, one of these days we're going to have to buy our own car so we don't

have to wait for your nephew to bring the car back. Well, that's up to you

because we know you're doing something with these tapes now. We know that. So I

have a feeling that you're selling them or putting them on the Internet or

something, just like the other guy that mysteriously disappeared after the beach

thing. So you probably got the money. If you got the money, why don't you buy

the car?

He didn't mysteriously disappear. I know what you guys did to him. Hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey.

Give me a funny look.

Hello. Hi.

Do you come from around here? We're a bit lost.

Um, yeah.

Why?

Well, we're looking for the tennis courts and you seem to have a tennis

in your hand.

That I do?

Um, they're over in there.

Oh, we've been driving around for ages and we've got to go around or something?

Is that what we have to do? Because there's no way in that way.

Yeah, go around that way.

We kind of saw them over there. We couldn't see how to get in, though.

Could you show us?

I don't know what else to say. They're over there.

I'll tell you what we'll do. Look, I've got money here.

I'll give you $50.

$50. Just to go back to the studio with us.

$50? $50. And with that $50, all that means is to go back with us. And if you

decide you don't want to go ahead with it, you keep the $50 and we'll bring you

back here.

Oh, this girl that's broke will go along for a hundred.

All right, here you go. Here's a hundred.

One hundred.

A Benjamin, just for you.

I just have to come back and do an interview, right?

You're going to like this interview because we talk about boyfriends and sex

stuff like that.

Is that okay?

All right.

Take the money.

Do I get to keep this?

You keep that whatever.

That's all yours. I guarantee you do not have to give that back.

And here we go. We're not going anywhere far. It's right around the corner. It's

half a mile away. Not even that.

Okay. So, what do you guys do with all the stuff you're filming?

Oh, well, you know, we show it to a lot of people. There are a lot of interested

people that like to look at it. So they'll get to see me?

Yeah, yeah, you know. Famous people. Famous people, too. Have you ever

about being like an actress or a model? Yeah, yeah.

I kind of thought about it, but, you know, I'm better at tennis, I guess. You

are? Yeah.

Well, sometimes being good at tennis is really good for acting and the modeling

thing. So lots of, like, important people are going to see this?

Yeah. Yeah. And if you're good at tennis, you know, that means you're

coordinated. And if you're coordinated, you know, well, we're not. At least I'm

not. But if you are... You have a nice body.

Yeah.

How strong do you think my chances are?

Well, it depends how well you do today. I have to say that, you know, the powers

that be, they like enthusiasm, they like, you know, girls to be really

into the job and that type of thing. So when you're going to be smiling and

happy all the time, even if you're not really happy, it's always good to smile.

What am I going to be doing in this job?

You're going to be practicing and seeing how well you can act and model and

stuff. Okay. You don't mind modeling for us, do you?

Well... It's on camera.

Camera, yeah.

Maybe. Because I know, because you got the $100.

Yeah, I get to keep this, right? Yeah.

Anytime, you can leave.

Anytime. Okay.

Okay. Come on in.

Right in there.

Here we are. See the lights?

See the lights all set up already for the interview?

Oh, wow.

Guess where you have to sit to get to do the interview?

Right here. Here? No, no. The middle of the couch where the lights are pointed.

Of course.

That's the first thing you've got to learn if you want to be a model or an

actress is where the lights are, that's where it is. And see this money, just to

make sure you understand, we've got that money.

I'll sit here next to you.

We're doing a movie?

Well, this is a documentary.

A documentary movie.

And you have $100 already.

But I get to keep this $100.

Yeah, you keep it. I tell you what, don't tuck it down there because, you

you never know. I mean, I might have to get it out or something. I might get

stuck. No, you might get it out. What are you talking about? Because I get to

keep it.

It's yours. But just because you don't have a handbag on there.

A handbag.

I'm going to take this $100 and by magic, I'm going to put it on the floor

here so you can look at it.

You see that there?

$100.

And we're so old, you can get to that way before. Way before we could.

Because we can't move that far. No. I hope this isn't some sort of a trick.

I promise it's not a trick.

We've never tricked anyone. In fact, just to show you good faith, there's a

hundred there. I'm going to put another twenty.

Just to allay your fears. Because like I tell you, you're a little nervous, you

know. I don't want you to be nervous because you won't come across very well.

You're going to be happy.

So I'm going to put this twenty down, but I'm going to ask you a question

I do it.

You said you were...

Oh, 18, right? Uh -huh.

What's the oldest guy?

Do you have a boyfriend right now?

No. Oh, what happened?

Broke up?

Um, I wasn't working out.

You weren't working out? How old was he?

Um, 20.

20. What's the oldest guy you've ever had sex with?

20.

Him? Mm -hmm. If I was to give you, like, a whole 40 dollars,

Take your shirt off.

See the small denominations, there's a couple of 5s and a 20.

If you take your shirt off, we could sort of see if your breath, the type of

breath that would be good for underwear commercials.

The right sort of shape and stuff.

Alright, alright.

We'll just stand up. Stand up for the camera. Take that off very slowly

Teenage boobies. Let me see.

Oh, wow.

Look slowly.

Yeah, I'm looking slowly. I don't want you guys' heart conditions to act up.

those natural? Can you do a CPL?

Yes. They're natural?

Yes to you, no to you. No CPL?

No.

Oh, okay.

Are you okay?

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

They are natural.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, all right, all right.

That was your free meal. You can sit down.

No, don't sit down. Let's do the 12.

Let's do the 12.

Oh,

you're going to buy.

She's got a very nice life.

Long legs.

I got another $40, you know, because I know that once they see this and that,

well...

Yeah, for the show?

Yeah. All right, well, I do have underarms, so I'll... You do have

Yeah. Oh, I want to shine.

Wow.

Wow.

You know what? I'll just cut right the chase. I'll just give you another $100.

This will go great towards trying to impress the guys watching this. If they

that you're fucked dick for a hundred bucks, I'm sure that they'll have a

hundred bucks for you every day.

I don't know.

A hundred?

Each. Yeah, each. He'll give you a hundred. You both want me to?

Mouths are, you know, stretchy.

Like other parts of your body are stretchy.

So one size fits all.

All right.

Oh, excellent.

You know what? Why don't you just get all this money.

Where did you get the panties though?

Oh, oh.

Hang on a minute. Hang on.

Forty bucks for the panties. Come on.

Forty bucks?

That's how much I paid for these panties. You paid forty bucks for them.

I'll give you another twenty. I'll make it sixty. At least you'll make twenty of

them. All right. All right. All right.

You don't want these off for any tricky ways, do you?

Just to see how I would model.

Did you count your money yet?

There's too much of it. I keep losing

track.

Oh, yeah, you've got thousands there.

Thousands? Thousands.

Way more than I thought you were going to make. It's made one of 500.

Oh, look.

Oh, she's done it before.

You'd like to do this, didn't you? A little time or two, she said.

Yeah. Now, here, let me take this hand right here and just put it right there.

and she was worried about it getting straight i think she thought we would

got two in at once like this so you can get two in there i don't know we'll put

this one in first that's really and move your hand away now yeah just like that

no good now just turn like that to the side there you go that's when you get to

it

That's it.

Oh, well, just keep working on it. Just a little go.

Oh, fuck yeah, that's good.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, I'm getting weak in the knees.

Conditions aren't working out?

No, you have to be gentle with us because we're old.

I'm not being too

rough then, am I? Oh, no, no, no.

We're tough.

Don't be too rough on me.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Hold on, we can do now. Let me sit down here.

I hope you don't get right in between my knees.

Turn around and give him a bit of a sucking.

It's from playing tennis. Yeah.

Are you okay, bud? Since she likes that, you're okay.

She's getting wet now.

You can definitely do this, bud.

Ooh, that's tight.

That's very tight.

Stretch it out. I like your mouth. It's stretchy. Well, he didn't do much, you

know, because it's tight.

See how that... Oh, yeah.

You can stretch it out if you want.

Yeah.

Don't you swap havens?

Sure, why not?

Are

you

good?

Oh yeah.

Oh,

it's nicely hot.

We'll come over here and make this too.

We've been doing it a long time.

Yeah, we've been doing it one time.

You can tear me up.

Not the aesthetic one.

I think we'll also have to give help. No, come on.

Do you need a break?

We don't. Do you?

No.

No.

I think I just fed enough of that.

Richard

back

there, Dick?

Yeah.

I don't see what you're doing.

Yeah, that's it.

Good Lord.

I think you get made as a model.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

You're going to be very popular.

magic trick as you pull it out of her hair.

It feels so fucking good.

they go next to me put your head down you know it's just like your boyfriend

watching football oh i i remember you remember i want a surprise

yeah

do

you like that 18 year old pussy oh yeah very well

I can't forget Okay,

I won't tell the game again

um um

You are a teen for cash, aren't you? Oh, yeah. Definitely.

Tell everybody to go pick up your money.

I am a teen for cash.