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Beautiful. So this is going to be our honeymoon suite.

I guess you're right. This is it.

So now we can sack and sack all we want, and it's legal.

Yeah.

I can't wait.

Well?

I'm so excited I can't even dress right.

You have a nice body.

Oh, you've noticed.

I've never seen you naked before.

Oh, really?

What are you talking about?

We played around a lot before.

Yeah, but it was always dry humping in the car.

Okay, your turn.

I'm a little nervous.

Yeah.

After all, this is the first time I've been married.

It won't be that bad.

It's getting me hot under the collar.

Come on, pull your cock out.

Wait till I take my boots off.

Why don't you help me?

This is one of your wifely duties.

What are my wifely duties?

To pull my boots off.

Oh.

Let me see your pussy.

See?

Now it's all yours now.

Forever and ever, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Get to play with it all I want. Oh, yes.

Anytime. Yes.

Without giving me any flack. Yes.

You won't have a headache.

No.

Till death do us part. No.

That's why I married you.

Oh, what happened?

It used to be bigger. What happened? Did marriage shrink it or something?

No, it's still the same size.

Well, let me help you up.

That's good.

Right, it is growing.

Now that's more my style.

I knew you'd like it.

Thank you.

Why don't you eat the same pie?

Sounds good to me.

Yeah, it's so big now.

I never knew he hated so good.

Thank you.

Bye.

Thank you.

oh oh

Honey, would you like a blonde -haired, blue -eyed baby so your father would be

proud of us?

No, not yet.

Okay, then don't climax in me. Come on my stomach.

Thank you.

Oh.

Honey, tell me some more about your brother, Steve.

Well, my father didn't want him to marry Wendy.

Dad, I want you to know that I love Wendy and that I intend to marry her.

Well, I want you to know that I don't approve and that she's not welcome in

house. And as far as I'm concerned, she will never be welcome here.

Dad, I'm...

Sorry to hear that's your position.

I respect you and I always will.

But I've made up my mind.

Sorry.

Sorry, Mom.

I understand.

Steve, will you consider your education?

Will you consider your future?

Sure I consider my education and my future. I intend to get a job and

my education at the same time.

So you plan to move out of the house?

You know I love Wendy.

My son's future wife is my business, and I've had this girl checked out.

The first place, she's half Latin, she's half Japanese, and I have heard nothing

good about her.

Did you hear anything bad?

Well, she's certainly no virgin. She's been around the block a few times, and

would you believe a massage parlor girl?

Ted, would you believe for the Japanese, massage is a tradition?

Come on, Steve. We're not talking about the same kind of massage.

And you're going to marry this girl?

I don't want her in the house.

I hope you change your mind, Father.

Well, I don't think I will change my mind, Steve.

Why is Steve in jail?

Well, he was going to college full -time and working a part -time job.

And Wendy just was too demanding sexually.

Steve didn't have time for her.

So she started running around with another man.

Do you feel my big cock inside of you?

Of course I do.

Does it feel better than your husband's cock?

Don't leave my husband out of it. Just keep on fucking me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, this is Steve Jackson.

What is it?

Who is this?

Yeah.

Yeah, where?

You having a good time?

Yeah,

you fucked my wife.

Hey, I didn't even know she had a husband.

She's a nice tight fit, huh?

She's green when she comes, huh?

Don't worry about it.

I had a bloody fucking break out, buddy.

Don't shoot him, Steve, no.

Oh, shit.

I didn't mean to shoot him. I wasn't going to shoot him.

I got to get out of here.

I wasn't going to shoot him.

Tell me some more about Steve.

Well, some good news.

He's going to be home soon.

Free? Out of jail?

Well, the attorney said they found the real killer.

Well, that's great.

Well, as you know, Mr. Jackson, on the second appeal, the court ordered an

autopsy, and the autopsy determined that the bullet in question was a 38 rather

than a 32.

I wasn't gonna shoot him.

I gotta get out of here.

I gotta get out of here.

On the basis of the new evidence, my partner is right now securing your son's

release.

They're gone. Hey, hi, William. How are you?

Got a release here for Steve Jackson, one of my clients.

All right, let's see. How long will this take, the process?

It's all in order, Phil. It'll take a few minutes.

I'll just wait here for him.

Okay, why don't you have a seat? I'll get him.

Okay. All right.

Be right back.

Thanks, Jim.

Listen, when do you think he can get home? When will we see him? Sometimes

things take a few hours, but I imagine you'll see him sometime this evening.

Well, thanks loads.

My pleasure, sir. It's fantastic. My pleasure. And what do we do about the

The fee's been taken care of. Mrs. Jackson took care of it, sir.

Which Mrs. Jackson?

No, Mrs.

Wendy Jackson.

Wendy Jackson? Yes, sir, that's right.

I don't believe that, but thank you very much. Oh, you're welcome. I'm sure.

Nice meeting you, Mrs. Jackson.

Thank you. Bye now. Thank you very much. Well, good night.

That's great, but Wendy?

I told you she was a good girl. She's really changed.

It can't be. I just don't believe it.

I'm so happy.

I'm just dying to meet Steve and Wendy.

She's a good girl. She's been trying so hard.

Mom's right, Dad.

You've got to give the girl a break.

She's really proven herself, and I think you ought to stand behind her.

Jerry, Christ, I hope you're right, but...

Steve is awfully jealous.

And I just don't know whether Wendy has changed enough to make it work.

I just hope for the best.

Jackson, I've got a release form for you.

I went on.

What's the bad joke?

What for?

You'll find out your lawyer did.

Let's go change your clothes.

You're here for life.

Steve.

I can't believe it. What do you think?

Great. How'd you do it?

On the appeal.

They performed an autopsy.

Turned out the bullet was a .38.

My gun was a .32.

Exactly.

Can we get out of here?

I think the biggest stake is out. All right.

Mr. Jackson? Yes.

You got a sign for your property here, please?

Sure.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

Hey, everybody, they're here.

Hey, hey, hey. Steve!

Oh, it's great to be home. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so glad.

Dad!

Glad you noticed. Good to see you.

The strange lady that you haven't met is your sister -in -law, your brother's

wife, Joyce.

Hi, how are you? You've heard about Steve.

Joyce? Yes, I have.

Jerry has a beautiful wife.

Thank you.

Wendy, this is my brother, Jerry.

Hi, Jerry. How are you?

Fine. How are you? Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure.

This is my mother.

Hello. She's lovely.

This is Joyce. Nice to meet you. Hi. How are you doing?

And this is Dad.

Hello, Wendy. Hello.

Steve, I want to say something.

Welcome back.

Welcome home.

And I want you to know that you can stay here for as long as you want to,

college, the whole thing.

And, Wendy, that goes for you, too.

Thank you very much. I appreciate it. And I appreciate you helping Steve.

Thank you. No problem. Thank you. Thanks a lot, Dad.

Well,

Mom, that was a really good breakfast.

Thank you.

Okay.

I feel like going to the beach.

Anybody willing to join me?

You're welcome.

Me too.

Okay.

Well, we'll see you guys later. All right, kids. Have fun. Take care. We'll

you in two years.

Take care.

Drive carefully.

A bunch of hermaphrodites is what they really are.

Oh, no.

This isn't going to happen to me.

In the middle of my honeymoon, I'm falling in love with my brother -in

But Steve is something special.

I've always had this girl in my dreams, especially when I was in jail.

But I never thought I'd meet her.

There she is, my own brother's wife.

with me for just a little while stay with me for if you take the time and try

to see the one that i want you to walk with me so why don't you just try and

stay with me love with me come

with me let us find a love that was meant to be

and you will see just what our love can be

If you just take the time and come with me Now take me in your arms and love the

dream and stay with me

You can find a love that I can feel.

A love that was meant for just you and me.

And love will take us where we want to be.

A place that is for me and for me.

Oh.

That love is not a game that's played for free.

In time, a love can grow. So be with me. Stay with me.

You will see.

Our love is something that is meant to be.

A love that grows and is for all to see.

So let's take the time and we will be.

The ones in love for all the world to see. Stay with me.

Ah!

Oh. Oh.

So let us take the time and we will be the ones in love for all the world to

keep their dreams.

Thank you.

and come with me.

Or take me in your arms and love with me. Stay with me.

Stay with me for just a little while. Stay with me for if you

take the time and try to see the one that I want you to want with me.

So why don't you just try and stay with me? Love with me.

I promised myself that I would be a good wife to Steve, but I just can't help

that I'm in love with Jerry.

It's just terrible.

I'm falling in love with Wendy.

No, this can't happen to me.

I can't fall in love with my brother's wife right in the middle of my

I don't know what it is about Jerry, but I like him so much.

I should fight this feeling. It's killing me.

I cannot stop thinking about Wendy.

From all the men I've seen in my life, the only man that really turns me on

is Steve.

And now, I have to meet him in the middle of my honeymoon.

Oh, I wish Steve was not Jerry's brother.

I hope nobody notices that I'm fantasizing about Steve.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Good morning.

See you next week.

Bye.

Oh.

God bless you.

Oh.

You feel like going for a swim in the nude?

Sure, I'll go for a swim, but not in the nude.

Hmm, okay.

Mother, I have something very important to tell you.

What?

I want to get a divorce from Joyce.

Oh, why?

I'm in love with another girl.

I'm beginning to understand the situation.

Thank you.

Steve, what would you do if you weren't in love with your wife anymore?

Trying to tell me something?

Yeah.

Well, I'm... I think I'm in love with another woman.

Well, I just might be in the same boat.

You know, Mom, I...

I think Dad was right about me marrying Wendy.

Oh, why?

I'm in love with another girl.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I think I want a divorce.

I hate to hear you say that, Steve.

All right, how about yourself?

Oh, I'm okay.

Uh, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Go ahead.

Well, what were you doing all the time when Steve was in jail?

Nothing really. I was working, I was coming home, and that's it.

No, I mean, sexuality.

I mean, how'd you get your thrills?

This. Oh.

Do you mind if I borrow it?

Why? Why do you need to use it?

Well, Jerry's been neglecting me for the last few days. I mean, he won't even

touch me. I don't know what's the matter.

Really, that's strange. Steve's been acting the same way with me.

Oh, God, that feels good.

Let me help you.

Oh, God.

That feels great.

Wendy. Wendy.

Come in.

Hi. What are you girls up to?

We were just talking about the party.

The party?

What party is this?

Well, it's a costume party my sister Serena is giving.

A costume party?

Are we invited?

Of course you are.

All right.

I got some great news.

I'm going to go borrow Papa's car.

Great. So we'll travel in style.

All right.

Hey,

Pop. Let me borrow your car tonight.

What for? What's the matter with your car?

My sister is throwing a costume party tonight. It's supposed to be a lot of

You can...

Come if you want.

I'm in for the night. I'm not going anywhere, but why don't you take your

car? I have carburetor problems.

Your car is much nicer anyways.

All right.

Listen, I want that car back here, just as nice as it is now, and I want it full

of gasoline. Okay, okay, okay. No problem, Pop.

Okay.

By the way, how about your guy's credit card?

Jesus Christ.

Now, can you guys have fun? Now, can you be entertained?

Right, right. Thank you. Thank you, Pop -Pop. Have fun. Let's go.

Hi. Serena, have you seen my brother Jerry?

Steve, I don't know how you're going to take this, but he's fucking your wife.

He's fucking my wife?

Yeah.

Good news.

Now I can fuck his wife.

Excuse me, Gaucho, but we have business in the back.

Can I wait till later, please? No way. Come with me.

I'll talk to you later. I hope so.

Maybe not.

Oh, man.

I finally meet a nice girl and she leaves.

Excuse us, please.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Bye.

Thank you.

You sure did, brother.

Let's check out what's going on, all right?

Let me get a little more action.

uh um

Thank you.

Thank you.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Thank you.

I love

you.

Oh, my God.

Here's your paper, honey. Thank you, sweetheart.

So much for the newspaper.

What's happening in the house?

Not to worry.

We're again a happy family.

For sure?

Yeah, really. That's good news, huh?

Okay, I believe.

The one that I want you to want with me.

So why don't you just try and stay with me? Love with me.

Come with me.

Let's find a love that was meant to be.

And we will see just what our love can be.

If you just take the time and come with me.

Now take me in your arms and love with me. Stay with me.

And you can find a love that I can see.

A love that was meant for you and me.

And love will take us where we want to be.

A place that is for only you and me to stay with me.

Love for free.

All I pay for is the love in me.

I'll give all my love to you and your feet.

That love is not a game that's played for free.

In time of love can't work, don't be with me. Stay with me.

You will be.

Our love is something that is...