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Spaghetti again, huh?

What happened to the garbage can?

That's all this stuff is fit for.

Bert, take it easy on Mom, okay?

What happened to steak and potato three times a week?

Look, kids, I'm sorry, but this is all I can feed you this week.

The dog eats better than us these days.

You just take it easy.

You know, all I have is a retired Navy pension, and I got a part -time job.

With inflation, we just can't make money go the way it used to go before.

You know,

and you and you are going to college.

They're going to be going next year.

And there's just so much I can do.

Besides, you know, things are a lot more expensive at the market now. We can't

have steak every night like we used to.

You know, if these two here didn't spend so much money on makeup, we might be

able to afford to eat something besides this.

Wait a minute.

Everybody has needs. You have needs. She has needs.

They have needs. Everybody does.

Now, I hope that everyone's a little frugal with their needs and watches what

they spend.

If people have any suggestions, be great. I'm trying as best I can.

Look, I can't, you know, take care of you all day long, and then do you want

to go out and get a job? Oh, Mom shouldn't have to go to work.

She doesn't work. That's out of the question, all right? All right.

She'll be working too hard.

You know, Dad, I have a suggestion.

You know, at the school in Baltimore, they have nurses for people that want

to...

rent some rooms from people in town, like they want to live off, you know,

don't live in a dormitory.

So what I was suggesting is that we run an ad and see if we can get some people

to move in.

But we don't have any rooms. We don't have any extra rooms. We could share

rooms. We can just sort of, like, Bert and I could share a room. These girls

could share a room. We could take on two boarders, and we could charge up to,

like, $600 for each one.

You think we could get that much?

Yeah, that's what they're paying. These people have money.

How do we go about doing this?

Well, like, I could pay for the ad. I just put the ad up on the bulletin

And we'll just have to screen people, I guess.

See who comes in.

Yeah, we could screen them.

Is that all you think about?

Hey, hey, hey. It's an idea, though.

All right, let's give it a try.

Let's eat.

Thank you.

mom's new shoes.

Yeah, she's going to kill you if she finds out you're down.

I know. I'm going to sneak them back in the morning now.

You better.

I will.

Do you like living in here with me? It's not that bad, do you think? No, I don't

think it's going to be that bad.

I like it.

We need to go. We've got two gorgeous guys to rent the room.

Nice, cute looking guys. College boys.

Then we would have to go out and find those big guys. We'd have them right

at our convenience.

At our disposal.

Oh,

but it wouldn't be so bad if we got two girls in here.

No. Too hot. Yeah.

Too hot.

Oh.

Oh.

All this talk is making you horny.

Oh, you too.

Do you think Mom and Dad are asleep?

I don't know. Did you bring those toys of yours from the other room?

No, I did.

Where are they?

They're in that drawer.

This is going to be great.

Mm -hmm.

Well, if two girls move in, at least we'll have enough toys, huh?

Well, one of us will be short.

There's only three.

Well, maybe one of the girls will like one of our brothers, and then they can

fool around with the brothers.

Yeah. One of them. They can trade turns and then fool around with us, too.

Boy, these are big, aren't they?

I like this one.

Does that remind you of someone?

I wonder if Dad's out there.

This is making me horny just thinking about it.

What are you going to do with your toys?

We can play with them.

Yeah.

That sounds good.

What a sister.

What a family.

Here,

let's take this off.

This one snaps, doesn't it? Uh -huh.

Is it yours?

You could just... And snap that's in there. Not even have to take it off. Oh,

you want Freddy?

Yeah. Do you like Freddy?

Oh, I know you like Freddy.

Oh, hey.

Oh,

it's so good.

Hey.

Do you like it?

You want to play?

Yeah, it's my turn.

I'm up.

Give me one.

Okay. I'll take this one. Okay.

That way I'm glad you're in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is so good.

That was it.

That was fantastic.

Here's 50 bucks. You're worth at least 500. I wish I could give you more.

Oh, that's okay, sugar.

Besides, we've been seeing each other for a long time now.

That's nice of you.

Look, I've got to get out of here. It's late.

Oh, by the way, you know, I saw your wife.

You know, she's really beautiful. How come you come to see me?

Yeah, she is beautiful.

You know, variety never hurt anyone.

And that's what I need, a little variety. We've been married a long time.

we've got four kids. They have friends coming over, you know, high school,

college.

There's never any privacy. We never get anything. We have to sneak it in.

Oh, by the way, don't worry about this.

Regulars usually pay less.

You got a couple other regulars?

Oh, a couple.

What, a couple guys?

Mm -mm.

Husband and wife.

What can you tell the kids about the two girls that are coming over today?

Well, I got an answer to the ad, and there are two students, two girls from

University of Hawaii, and I think one of them is Chinese and the other one is

Japanese. They're coming over to look at the rooms this afternoon.

Do you know what time they're coming over?

Yeah, they said about 3 o 'clock.

What time is it now?

It's about that time now.

It should be here any minute.

Hello. Hi. My name is Leilani, and this is Ming. We're inquiring about your

rooms. Oh, yes. Come on in. Thank you.

What a beautiful house you have.

Thank you.

I'd like you to meet my family, Ming, Leilani.

This is my son, Bert.

and Ron, and Peggy, my husband Bob, and Gail. Ron, I'd like to show you the room

soon. Okay.

Well, they learned their knockouts.

Yeah. The other one ain't too bad either.

God, you guys, is that all you ever think about is sex?

Well, you're no virgin either, honey.

their things settled in their respective rooms?

Sure, Dad. Don't worry.

Um, tomorrow will be fine.

Well, you know, I have a friend with a truck. Could you girls use a couple of

your looking straws and they'll help you move in?

Well, thank you very much, but we just have a few suitcases, so we're going to

take a cab and that'll be great.

Okay. That'll work out.

Oh. Thanks anyway.

Look forward to this. Yeah.

What would you like me to make the check out to? The first month's rent.

I just made it out of the block. Okay.

There you go.

Thank you, girl.

Would you like to stay for dinner?

Oh, that would be great. Thank you.

Okay.

Well, Peggy.

What would you like for dinner tonight?

New York steak or filet mignon?

Filet mignon.

All right, then. I'm going to go shopping. I'll see you all later. Okay,

Bye. Bye, Mom.

Good luck, Mom.

Here's the coffee, Mom.

Thank you, dear.

Thank you for the dinner, Mrs. Walker. The steak was just excellent.

Well, you're both more than welcome.

But you're part of the family now, so please call me Mildred.

Sure.

Coffee, dear?

No, thanks. You know how much trouble I've been having falling asleep

Oh, I used to have that problem, too.

Yeah? Yeah, and, um...

A friend introduced me to this Chinese doctor who prescribed some pills for me.

And they're real good.

Pills? What kind of pills?

There's just some herbs and spices mixed together.

You mean like a natural type of... I've heard that, you know? They seem to work

out real good.

Yeah, if they work for you, I can get some more. Now, they're very strong. I

only have two left.

Just take one, okay?

That sounds all right. Just one?

They're pretty strong.

Well, I'm going to go to bed.

Good night, Mom.

Thanks for the dinner.

Good night, Dad.

See you later, Dad. Good night.

Well, who's going to help with the dishes?

We will.

Yeah, you relax, Mom.

All right.

I think we'll be leaving now, and we'll start to move in tomorrow.

Great, yeah.

I tell you what, we'll show you to the door. I'm going to try out some of your

pills.

Oh. Don't worry.

Good night, girls.

Good night.

And hit the books. You've got that test tomorrow. Okay, Dad.

Thank you.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. How are you guys doing?

Not bad.

Let's see.

There you go. Keep the change.

Thank you.

Hello. Hello, hon.

Ready to move in? Good.

All right, come on. Let's help them to their rooms.

You know, my brother Ron, he always makes the promises.

I deliver goods.

Wow,

I just love the way you've decorated this room. It's fantastic.

Thanks. Gil decorated it for us. Good job.

You guys want to play a game?

Sure. Yeah, I've got a great game.

Exciting. Not a little of that laugh.

It's called Dildo.

Dildo.

I got one of those, right?

Well, hey, I got one of those, too.

Wow. Look at that.

Whoa.

I got some hot. Oh, look at that.

I got some kick -ass ties.

All right.

Let's have a party. Really? Yeah, we'll share everything. Share our assets here.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I need a light. Cheers.

Oh,

there's a big pot.

She's got tie waves.

It's knocked up. It's knocking.

What's in that?

Wine. Yeah, this stuff makes me so horny. Me too.

I feel

better.

We always get the gigglies and I always smoke this stuff.

The gigglies?

It's done.

I'm just so horny.

Oh, this stuff is really good, isn't it?

Mm -hmm.

I'm getting horny, too.

I know. It says that, too. It is.

Oh, boy.

That's enough for me.

Oh, yeah.

Right, right.

Yeah. Now, let's get this out of the way.

Mm -hmm.

You're going to get a little more comfortable.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, take off those robes and get a little more comfortable.

Wow, nice little nightie.

I like that one. That's pretty.

Thank you.

I don't know. I haven't tried this one out before.

Oh, you guys want to see my pussy?

Your pussy?

Yeah. Sure.

Oh, that's kitty.

This one's your favorite one, huh? Uh, no, no.

Is it your favorite game?

Could you get somebody to whip that up a little for me?

Mm -hmm.

All right.

Ooh.

Ah, yeah.

Ooh.

That's good.

Oh, boy, your tongue is nice.

don't go crazy oh yeah

Want to get a little more comfortable?

Oh. Oh, boy.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

She lay on top of me for a little while.

Oh, bring your breasts up here. Look back on them.

Oh,

your body feels so good.

Oh, she is a little cookie, isn't she? Hot cookie.

You like that, huh?

Bye.

Mmm.

Oh my

god.

I'm rubbing on my clit. Oh, yes.

Amen.

Look at that.

Are you going to get hurt?

I'm going to get hurt.

Come and get me.

Come and get me.

Let me see what we're going to do over here.

Let me grease it up there.

But look at that.

You feel like a good one, huh? Yeah.

I feel like I've got to get to this car.

You've got to rub your clit right there. Yeah, and it's got Mr. Rub -Your

-Little -Clean.

Oh, my goodness. Okay.

Let's see.

I've never tried one of these before.

I thought it would be good.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

That's okay.

Just a little bit.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh.

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I don't know what to do with myself.

I guess I could read and take it off my mind.

You don't mind if I turn on the light, do you?

No.

Let go of me.

Look at these girls.

Oh. They're pretty relaxed.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Now that we've done the girl, let's go do the boy.

Do you think they'd mind?

I think they'd be delighted.

I think so, too. Let's go.

Okay.

Hello. Hi, boys.

Hello. Who are you?

What are you two up to?

Just reading a little bit.

Are you guys busy?

No, just wanted to sit down.

Thank you.

Oh,

look at that.

Make myself a little more comfortable.

Can we do anything for you, boys?

You ought to see what's on the inside.

I just think I'll take a little peek.

Oh, wow.

That's good.

Hmm.

Why don't you come over here so I can suck on your breath until he's fucking

Oh, God.

Oh,

I'm gonna suck on his nipple.

Look in your ass? Yeah.

Oh, you eat too good.

Duck it right in your asshole.

Hmm.

Well, we've done the sisters.

Done the brothers.

What do you say we head on to bed?

Yeah, good idea.

Get our thing.

I'm so sleepy.

I wish I was.

You're not tired yet?

No.

Let me try one of those pills.

All right.

There you go.

Want some water, man? Please. Okay.

There you go.

I hope that works.

It should. She said they were strong.

I want to take the other one.

No, she said you're only supposed to take one.

Come on, they're only natural herbs. Nothing can happen to you. You know me

pills.

I promise I won't grow hair in my teeth. Please. All right.

There you go.

. . .

What is happening?

Okay.

Oh.

Thank you.

See ya.

I

Thank you.

Go. Go.

Oh, baby.

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Where is everybody?

They're sleeping.

Everybody okay?

Yeah, they're all in their beds.

Thank God it was a dream.

What kind of a dream?

A whole family.

All of us. And our house guests.

We're all making love and switching around.

Unbelievable.

Bye.

Oops.

contrary.

I wish you would more often.

What?

Please.

It was beautiful.

What?

You made love to me last night.

It was better than at our honeymoon.

Last night?

Yes.

A friend introduced me to this Chinese doctor, and he gave me some pills.

Pills? What kind of pills?

Just herbs and spices.

You mean like a natural type of herb?

Well, she did say they were natural.