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Oh, I had it. I'm going to mother's. You can lay on that couch and don't let it

wear you out, baby.

That fucking bitch.

She thinks love is a rhino in heat.

All she's done since we got married is eat, bitch, and get heavy. I just gotta

get away.

Get away.

Away.

You know, George, that old bag of a wife would have you believing that you don't

have what it takes anymore.

But you and I both know under the right circumstances there's still some true

grit man left in you.

Let me suck on your dick for a while and show you what I mean.

Thank you.

And they put you on the screen.

So back to Jack, do it again.

Wheel turn and round.

Then you find your only friend Without a rule with your two

-timer And you're sure you'll need a chance Then you

Then you'll find you're back in Vegas With a hatter in your

hand Your bad cards can make you money So you hide them

when you're able In your land of milk and honey You must

put them on the table And you go back to Jackson

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, city police department.

Officer O 'Reilly, may I help you?

I've called to report a crime taking place in full view of the entire

neighborhood.

It's the most, the most bad thing I've ever witnessed in my life.

Oh, man, if you just calm down enough, please, and explain to me what seems to

be the story and what is happening.

I'm so exasperated. I don't know how to begin. Oh, dear.

The willow. The crop. They have gone messy.

That's all I can say. They've got their sliding glass door curtains drawn open.

And with floodlights behind them, they have their... Oh, dear. They've been

hobbling around with no clothes on like a couple of animals.

I mean...

All pressed up against the glass, orientating like a pair of wild beasts.

I realize this is hard for you, but I need this information for the report.

you tell me, was there any livestock that seemed to be involved in this?

Oh, my word, no.

But the two of them are squirming and snorkeling up against the glass like

One other question, ma 'am. Can you tell me, was there any social redeemings out

here at all?

Well, I don't think I understand your line of questioning.

All I know is that my husband and I have been thoroughly disgusted for the past

three hours.

All right, ma 'am. We'll send a cruise out right away.

Thank you.

Calling all cars, calling all cars. Any cars in the vicinity of Maple and Vine,

please report to the 602 on the progress.

at myself, reflections of my mind.

I called you up earlier to put an end to the lewd, immoral acts of

exhibitionism. And now, here's a half -dressed police officer in a window with

the two of them.

Excuse me again, ma 'am. But to report, was there any livestock involved?

And now we'll continue with today's conclusion of The Secret Porn.

So we found ourselves celebrating with divine things.

Well, it sure makes you wonder.

Won't we, Robinette? Well, I'm beginning to see through all of this.

I mean, I don't know what the relief background is, but I'm going on to think

that this is it from now on.

Everything will even out in the end.

You know, you're absolutely right.

Here we are now approaching middle age with no assurances of any eventful

comeback. It's fine.

I still have my eye on the new garden.

He's flat, but he moves like he's got it where it counts.

He's great with no guns.

What are you people doing here?

Hmm.

That's the very crucial part.

You know, one of the things I love about M .S .D. After all, when you wake up,

you meet the youngest man in the world.

Here's to you.

Well, I don't know.

I don't know about that.

Come on, I knew I was the one to expect on TV for years.

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Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, dear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

. . . .

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Don't move!

Don't move!

Huh? Huh?

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're disgusting.

Look at yourself, you sick creep.

I'm going home to mother's for good this time, George. You make me gag.