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Would you like to make a bet?

A bet?

What kind of a bet?

$1 ,000.

Carlos, how much for the lead?

Very nice.

$25 ,000.

May Lynn, would you be willing to bet the part?

What do you mean?

I mean $25 ,000 and a film role.

That sounds good.

You're on.

Okay.

And who is going to be the judge of this contest, of this bet that you have?

I don't mind if you'd like to be the judge.

That's a great idea.

Okay, guys.

I think you have a bit.

Here you go. Thank you.

We enjoy your meal. I'll be back in a minute.

Hi. Hi. Here you go. Thank you.

Fine, thank you. Thank you. I'll be back to take your orders in a minute.

Okay. Thank you.

And I'll be back to take your orders.

Thank you.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you. Okay, I hope you enjoy it.

You see that gentleman over there?

I'm going to go over there and fuck him.

Right here?

Right here.

Hmm.

I tell you what, if you get him, I'll take the blonde one over there.

Oh, yeah?

Hmm.

I'd like to see that.

Make your move, lady.

You're on.

Here's your food.

Hi.

I think they're already eating.

Is it good?

It's delicious.

Would you like to have some dessert?

Ooh, I'd love to.

Ooh.

Aren't you going to say hi?

Say hi.

I thought I'd come over and get a bite of meat.

Help yourself.

Really?

Really.

I like this kind of meat.

You serious?

Oh, I'm serious.

What is this, getting the camera?

Fuck.

I don't mind.

Oh, wow.

I

really

am hungry.

You know, I've never had coffee with Ricky.

Here's your food.

You think they're already eating?

I'm gonna get the ball.

Oh, God.

Well customers, you know, they're always right.

I think we should join them.

No, we can do it if you can.

But we can't do it if you're not here.

I thought you were over here.

No, thank you. Okay.

You know what I think this is, dear? I think this is one of, how they say,

swinging restaurants, you know, we read about in the guidebook.

And you know what that means?

That everybody changes and switches around, you know?

I think that's what it is, you know?

Oh. Oh.

Serena, let's do something real hot and get all the guys together.

Okay? Come over here and get them over this way.

Come over here.

Come on, you guys.

Come over here.

Give me this. Oh, come on.

Be a nice guy.

Come on.

Ah.

Ah.

Thank you.

Ah. Ah.

Ah!

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh.

How about right here? That looks good.

Thank you.

Hi, girl. How are you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is...

Is this a gay bar?

Torto? No.

What would you like to have?

Oh, a dragon.

Well, dragon, angel.

I think I'll have a silk stocking.

Okay. Coming right up.

You see those two gay girls over there?

One of them's oriental.

I think I'm going to get her.

Oh, May Lynn, please don't cry. You know how they are. They're so jealous.

Hmm.

Be a lot of fun trying.

I know. They are cute.

Well, if you really get the oriental, I'll take the other one.

Okay.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Hello. Hi. My name is Mei Lin.

Are you Chinese?

Yes, I am.

You are? I am too.

I was noticing that. I was wondering if you two would like to join us at our

booth over there.

Oh.

Oh,

I would.

Shall we?

Great. Come on.

Great. Come on over this way. Okay.

Hi. Have a seat. Thank you.

I'm Serena.

Hi, my name's Jane.

Jane. That's lovely.

I like the tune that comes from Serena.

Well, I try to live up to it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Serena, I've seen all your films. I really like you.

You're really sexy.

Oh, goodness.

Well, I have a good time. Yeah, you're beautiful both off screen and on.

Oh, well.

Melene, I've seen a lot of your pictures, too. I don't know if I've seen

all, but you're a real turn -on. You like them, huh?

Yes. Oh, great.

And I love them. I've seen them all. Yours and hers.

Well, thank you.

I'm glad you're so reminded, Jay.

Oh, thank you. I am. I've seen those movies, and they're really pornographic.

Oh. But I love them.

All right.

Come on over here. My name's Sharon.

Hi. Well, let's have a toast here.

Okay. Bring to us.

All right. Sure.

Jay, have you ever had your pussy eaten in a bar?

No, why?

I would like to eat it right now.

You would?

Well, what about the bartender?

Don't worry about him.

If he raises any hell, I'll fuck him.

Right, Sharon?

I don't know. I've never fucked a guy before.

Well, there's always time to learn.

Gee, I guess so.

Jane. Why don't you sit up here and make yourself comfortable?

That looks like a good spot.

Let me help you with these.

You want to eat my pussy.

Oh, I sure do.

Let me help you here.

Careful.

It's the core sign.

You're going to get beard on.

There we go.

Oh, look at your hair.

Great.

Look at that straight hair. It's just like mine.

You have a Latin coming.

Oh,

my sweet toe.

Oh, I like that little tongue.

You don't mind if I take my drink to you?

Wait,

there's just like a flower down there.

I haven't had an oriental girl in

ages.

Get more comfortable here Any

way you want

again.

Put your leg up here so I can get to it.

It's so nice.

We've got to share this.

All right. Come on.

Hi.

It's different, huh? Yeah, this one's curly.

Look at Serene. Oh,

they look like they're having a good time.

Really? Blonde hair in that dirt bush.

Yeah, good contrast there. Uh -huh, make a good couple.

Take my sweetie away.

No.

My hair sticks straight up.

Oh, God, I've never done this before on a bar.

Oh, it's exciting.

Oh,

boy, look at those lips.

Oh, you said

Asian women were exotic.

Exciting!

I always said that Asian women were exotic.

Oh. Oh.

I've never done this before.

Oh, it's exciting.

Thank you.

I can't believe you all managed to run through that race, man. I'm really proud

of you.

That's great. It's unbelievable.

Hey, is this the happy hour?

Hi, guys.

Oh.

Could be the hors d 'oeuvres.

Oh. How was it, guys? How was it? Yeah, yeah.

The show? The show?

The show? Is this the show?

Yeah. You want to join the show? Yeah, yeah.

We want to join this.

Now let's put the scotch double, double scotch. Yeah, at least that much. Maybe

a triple for me.

Is it on the house?

No, it's in the house.

No cover, huh?

Hey, you know, that's a good deal. I think we're in the right part.

I think you're going to make a lot of money.

You can put another one up if you want.

Why don't you guys get more comfortable and come over here?

Come on. Hey, man, we get to sit in close for the close -up view. Sure.

I was thinking of taking you out for dinner to celebrate, but you took me out

all I need to take out.

We even got a virgin over here for you.

A virgin.

Don't advertise.

It's cute.

It's warm, you know. I was thinking of taking you out for a drink.

Let's see now.

How are we going to get in here?

This isn't a tease here. We're not going to take off our clothing and find out

that you're playing a big joke on us.

This is one of the happy bars, right? Don't they call this the gay bar?

This is going to be a real happy bar.

Happy bar.

Happy, happy.

All right.

Everyone,

come over here and try this.

Take a look at it.

This is, yeah.

Look at this.

Look at this.

What do you think?

There we go.

You want this one?

It's a little warm in here.

I'm afraid I'll probably not cool down in the future anyway, but... I'm

sure this isn't a fantasy.

Don't complain. Don't complain.

Good.

It's fucking harder.

Let me try some of that.

I've been talking to you for a long time, huh?

You look good.

Oh, baby.

I'll take it before you break it.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.

Look at that.

Oh, it's fucking making me horny.

Let's take it back in again.

Oh, yeah.

I feel you coming, my ass.

every bar and restaurant in town.

What do you expect?

A bet is a bet.

And I do intend to win.

Win? Ha!

What are you planning to do in here?

I plan on fucking the jailer.

You do?

Well, let's see who gets in first.

All right.

Hey.

I hear him coming.

Watch this.

Well, good evening, ladies.

Hello. Hi.

What are you two in for?

I bet you'd like to know.

I sure would.

For being good.

Being good?

Real good.

There's no law against that.

You are getting lonely in here.

Well, I would too if I was locked up behind bars like you two are.

My, my.

Pretty two little pretty faces like yours.

Thank you.

We've got pretty other things too.

We sure do.

My, my.

You were thrown in jail for that.

We were good.

Oh, my, how good are you, sweetheart?

Oh,

hello.

Can you show me what you're throwing in jail for?

Uh -huh.

Oh, no.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Don't you like blondes, big boy?

Oh, look at mine.

It's jerking off again.

Oh, God.

What the hell's going on?

Hey, boss.

Fucking John.

Hey, Al.

Lonely nights, remember?

Son of a bitch, man. You're going to get us fucking in trouble.

Well, that's what they're in trouble for, so I might as well join them.

What's the matter with you, honey? Are you a faggot?

There's no fucking faggot.

This is against regulations. He knows that.

You want to fuck?

Me want to fuck?

Yeah, you. Come on in.

Well, lonely nights.

Lonely nights. That's a different story, huh?

I figured you'd fucking pick the Oriental, huh?

It's been a long time.

what you're getting into, honey? Oh, yeah, baby. Come here.

John,

you know we're going to get popped with this, huh?

Might be worth it. We've been a couple of years in here with these ladies.

Sure.

I like to watch you.

Oh, shit.

Keep an eye on this one, huh, John?

I heard something about fucking.

Oh, yeah.

Let me show you.

Hey,

John. Do a little number here?

Yeah.

Is it slanted like this?

Here's a slanted. You come over here and look at it. I'll be right there.

I'll show you a slanted.

Check it out.

Look at this.

Number 268.

Oh, my.

Jailhouse special.

We'll try that next time soon.

This is our first one. Okay.

Oh.

Oh, he's winking at me. Look at those guys.

They're going to look like us pretty soon.

All right.

Got it.

Let's try this one.

Oh, yes.

Now that's more like it. Oh, that bit me, baby.

What do you think about their position?

I don't know.

You want to try that? Yeah, I'd like to try that.

Okay,

let's try that one.

Well, that's what you're ready?

I don't see why not.

Hey.

Why don't they try to make a great escape when we switch?

So why don't you just carry that one over here then and make sure that don't

happen.

I almost broke my ankle.

bailed you out. You've been kicked out.

We got fired.

What? Told your ass. They were on the other side of the wall, man. They heard

every fucking thing. Oh, no.

Come on, get your clothes.

I told you we were good.

I see you've got this lovely bathtub here.

What's up?

Well, I consider this the showdown to really see who can do the most.

All right.

You're on.

Come in.

Hello, Serena. Hey, Steve. How you been?

Hi. Haven't seen you in a while. This is my man.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Hi, I'm Bob.

Hi. I'm Antonio.

I'm John.

Hello. I'm Kirk.

Hi. What's with the nice bathtub here? Isn't it lovely?

It's my big surprise.

Well, I bought some friends of mine, and there's a hundred other guys out there.

I was wondering what you had in mind today.

Well, you'll find out.

You guys go enjoy yourself in the lobby. Have a drink. We'll call you when we

need you.

That sounds like fun. We'll be waiting. Don't be long.

No, it's nice to be here.

You're cute, huh?

They sure are.

All right.

You ready, May Lynn?

You bet.

My.

Serena, we better not get involved with each other right now. There's a lot of

guys out there.

You're right.

should wear a mask before we come in.

This way there's no hard feelings. We can take our pick.

Good idea.

All right.

Look at all these guys.

Another one over here.

Why don't you take off my stocking? There's more. My goodness.

More and more.

Oh, just surrounded by cars.

Try some of these. Wow, what a surprise.

What a party.

Oh,

I wish I had more hands.

I wish I had more mouths here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

First time.

Wow.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

All right

I got one for my...

Ciao.

Looks like we got them all.

Looks like.

Come on, let's go see the male strippers on Broadway.

Yeah, let's do something exciting.

Well, I have made my decision.

Who won?

No one.

It's a tie.

So, who got the part?

If you don't mind working together, you both get the part.

Oh, great.

Well, I have been talking to my associates.

I have very good news.

I have been authorized to give you a check of $25 ,000 to each one of you.

Oh, terrific.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.