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Oh, God.

Oh, it's a big tank.

Yeah, it's a big tank, 300 gallon tank.

Sounds good, John.

Oh, big tires, huh? The biggest, 1022 tires.

What's that?

Size tires, the best you can get, brand new too.

They look pretty good.

Oh, they look pretty good.

Why are you selling it?

Oh, I have to get a new truck every year, tax reason.

I bet he's making a ton of money with this truck. Oh, man.

I'm doing all right.

Hey.

Hey. You know what that is?

No, no, no, no.

By the way, what's that?

That's for the trailer. Don't you guys know anything about trucks?

Oh, sure. I know. I know all about them.

It's my friend here. He doesn't know anything about trucks.

Say, by the way, we've been hearing stories, you know, that the truck

attract a lot of pretty women.

Any truth in that?

Well, you get a lot of French benefits.

Oh, sounds good.

I think it would be a good idea if we go up front and see if we can't make a

deal. Yeah, make a deal. All right. Let's go, let's go.

Well?

What do you think? I sort of like it.

Oh, sounds good.

Let's make a deal.

Well, tell you what, if you guys buy it, there's a load I have to pick up from

yesterday and you guys can have it. Really?

Sounds good to me.

What's the load?

School chairs.

School chairs? Can we make any money on it? Sure, around $700.

Hey, where do we take it to?

Take it to San Francisco.

San Francisco!

Those ladies out there are supposed to be fantastic.

You got a deal. Okay.

He's doing business with you. Here are the keys.

Oh, thank you. Let's go.

Let's go.

Okay.

Okay, John.

Sure? Yeah, sure.

Okay.

I'll do it, Fernando.

Oh, wow. I kick you in the ass, man.

Yes.

What is it?

Hey, you guys got some nice -looking, some nice -looking female up the road.

It's just a mixed -up ramp. I like getting out and sneaking her up.

Oh, yeah, we will.

All right, you got the one world man. We're down. We're out of it. We're gone.

Hey, Fernando, look out the window. See if you see her.

Okay, okay.

Hey, my lady, come on up. Let me help you.

Thanks.

I've never been in a big dress like this before.

You are so beautiful, Uncle John.

It's all my love.

Did you run away from home?

Where have you gone?

I don't want to talk about it.

Please, please, tell me.

Well, okay.

It all started this morning when I was in the bathtub. My sister came in.

And then, well, it all went from there.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh

-huh.

Mm -mm.

Mm

-mm.

Oh, so your mother walked in on you?

Mm -hmm.

You know, maybe you're a lesbian.

No, I don't think so.

Well, I know a good way to find out.

Yeah? Why don't you climb back into the cab?

Well, do you think it would prove anything?

Oh, yeah, it would.

It's the only way. Okay.

Hey, that little girl, she's waiting for us in the back.

Oh, yeah, really?

Oh, yeah, yeah, she's in the back. I know she is.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to stop the truck. Oh, yeah, stop it, please.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Camillo?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I love you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

That little girl we had before, she was really something. I couldn't believe the

way she was giving you a blowjob.

Oh, yeah, she was so good.

I was getting hot just watching her doing it. I can't look for a good pair.

I look. Did you see me putting it to her from behind?

Yeah, I saw you doing it.

Are you too on me?

Too on you?

Or was I turned on?

Oh, she's there. She was so terrific.

I cannot forget her.

Are you still thinking about those little kids?

Oh, yeah, that's true, man.

Are you still thinking about those little boogers, geeks?

Well, you know, I was thinking that they're only second graders, probably.

And those desks, heck, you know, second graders, they'd rather sit on the floor

anyway. Oh, yeah, they love.

Well, let's don't worry about it. about those kids, you know.

We deliver it another time, those days.

Good. Yeah.

Meanwhile, you know, we just keep looking out for some more women.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, John, there is a truck stop.

Let's get out.

Thank you.

Hey, John, here comes a girl.

Looks like a hooker.

I'll send her back.

Okay.

Hey, want a blowjob?

Come on up in the back.

Mom.

Ah.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That girl, the truck star, she was a beauty.

Hey, how come you didn't come back and join us?

Really, I was so tired.

Well, let me tell you something.

Yeah. You really missed something this time.

Oh, yeah.

She was so beautiful.

Oh.

Well, there'll be another time. We'll find another one. Okay, fine.

Look, a truck driver's motel.

Let's cool in. Okay.

Wow. Wow.

Oh, God.

Oh! Oh!

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

No,

no, no.

Oh!

You see that?

Oh, yeah. What beautiful girls, man.

That girl was so hot. I'm getting a heart. I'm just thinking about her.

I'm horny.

Hey, listen. You know anybody in town here?

No, I don't know nothing. One girl? Don't you know one girl in San

It's my first time in Frisco.

I know what we're going to do.

Yeah.

Sitting in that truck or something.

Yeah.

That's terrible, man.

What you got there?

It's a sex newspaper.

Sex newspaper?

Yeah. Hey, let me see that.

Hey,

look at that.

Oh, what's that?

Massage Power Girls.

Oh, wow.

What a beautiful girl.

Available anytime.

Just call that number.

Oh, yeah. We got it going right away. You want to do it? Oh, yeah.

Is this the massage parlor?

Yeah, well, we just got into two town, into town, and we're two horny guys, and

could you send two ladies over right away?

Two, yeah, two.

At the Sunrise Motel, off of Highway 86.

Okay, we'll be waiting.

Woo!

Because, you know, that jump to the top makes me horny. I know, but you've been

horny the whole trip.

Yeah, well, horny.

Me too.

Gotta wait till they get here.

How long is it gonna take?

They said they'd send them over right away.

Really? That's what they said.

Oh, we got it.

We're up to wait, you know.

Boy, I hope they get here in a hurry.

Yeah. I'm ready for them. Oh, me too.

The world was ready.

Oh, man.

Those poor kids.

Oh, you know, try not to worry about those kids because we're gonna get those

desks to those little kids and they're gonna be okay.

Oh, yeah. They haven't had the deaths up to now. They're making out, so... Okay,

they gotta wait. Meanwhile,

we're still waiting.

They're gonna be here soon.

I hope so.

Watch out, somebody's looking at the door.

Must be the girl. Oh, John.

Let him in.

Okay.

Oh, hi. Hi. Hi.

Oh,

come in. Come in.

Hi, girls.

You did call, didn't you?

Oh, yeah. We did. You guys didn't leave a room number. If it wasn't for the big

rig parked outside, we may have ended up in the wrong room.

I'm sorry.

Oh, this is my friend, John.

Hi. Hi, I'm Sherry. This is my friend, Fernando.

Oh, I'm Fernando.

I'm a truck driver.

Hi, nice to meet both of you.

Hi. Hi. You guys are truck drivers?

You mean the rig outside?

Oh, yeah.

Where did you come from?

Today?

Yeah, just today.

Wow, no wonder you're feeling a little stiff.

Been in the same position too long? Oh, yeah. Well,

we're here to fix that.

Oh, yeah.

Loosen up.

Fall out.

Yeah, let's loosen some of these. Let's go through the other beds.

Yeah. Oh, we're more comfortable here. Let's be just more comfortable. Oh, I

don't mind. Yeah.

You don't mind? We're more comfortable. We're all together.

You know, I get horny when I watch people fucking, you know.

Hey, why don't you take your shirt off? Oh, yeah.

You can massage your back a little better, okay?

Okay.

I would love to feel your hands. Yes.

Okay, lay down on your stomach.

How do you feel, John?

I'm starting to feel better.

Oh, yeah.

It feels fine to me.

You can't massage with clothes on. Oh, no. That's one thing we learned right

away when we started this job.

I start feeling good.

Yeah.

Working. Exactly.

What are you doing, John?

You wouldn't believe what I'm doing. You'd enjoy watching this. I know how

like to watch.

What are

you doing, John?

Hey, let's watch when you want to.

Yeah. I like... I get cold, you know?

And I watch people talking.

It's in every part of the body.

Let's forget about the most important part.

It's very obvious here.

You like that, huh? Oh, I love it. I love it.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh.

Here I go.

Oh!

Oh!

You're okay.

Oh, John.

Those girls from the message, Pablo, they were so good.

I know what you mean. I love that redhead.

One with the long hair.

Gosh, he was so beautiful.

He looked like you were having a great time over there. Oh, I really enjoyed

Oh, he was so good.

Oh, John, there are some houses.

Let's ask.

Okay.

Come in.

Oh, hi.

Oh, hello.

May I help you with something?

Yeah, I am looking for a school around here.

A school?

Yeah, it's supposed to be some school.

Just a moment. Would you like to look through my telephone book? I can get one

for you. Oh, thank you. I really appreciate it. Please, come in and sit

Thank you. And what do you do? What are you looking for a school for?

I have to deliver some desks.

I'm a truck driver.

Oh, really?

Really.

Are truck drivers as

corny as they claim to be?

Oh, yeah.

I'm always corny.

Let me help you here. Oh, thank you.

It's cold.

It's cold.

Wow.

Okay, here you go, tracker.

Why don't we take your pants off here?

Oh, really?

Really.

Wow.

It's my friend Joan.

Excuse me. Oh, it's my friend. Come in, Joan.

Wow. Hey.

Hello. Hi.

Hi, Joan.

Hi. Can I join in?

What do you think?

Well, why don't you wait for a little while? I have a roommate.

Oh.

Is she pretty?

She's a little bit hefty.

How hefty is she?

Only about 200 pounds.

200 pounds?

Whoa.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Is that 200 pounds worth of lady there?

Whatever it is, it's beautiful.

Yeah. Wow, this looks fun.

And by the way, they're real truck drivers.

Yeah, we are real truck drivers.

Sure, we cheer you.

we came all the way from los angeles oh yeah we go around the country oh sure

oh wow

typical

truck

driver really horny oh yeah

Please do.

Uh -huh.

I love you.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh! Oh!

Your parents are spending a lot of money sending you to this very special class.

Now, you wonder why in a sex education class we're going to be talking about

cold meals and about hot meals.

Well, the case is that if you don't warm up properly, your partner,

you're going to wind up going through life with a cold meal in bed.

By the way, who are you?

I'm a truck driver, professor.

A truck driver? What's a truck driver doing in a sex education class?

I have to deliver some desk.

Ah, our desk.

What take you so long?

We couldn't make it before, professor.

I'm sorry.

I got sick and tired of carrying your cash in my pocket. So I have it in the

bank. You have to wait now. I gotta go and get your money. Whatever you say,

professor. Okay.

Could you bring in...

Bring the desk in the moment I go? Sure.

Right away, Professor.

Okay, kids. You can take a break.

I'll be right back.

Hey,

Mark. Come on. You owe me a beer.

Okay.

Be back in a little bit, girls.

Bye.

Track driver?

Yeah, I'm a track driver.

I always heard truck drivers were pretty horny men. Oh, yeah.

By the way, I'm horny now.

Yeah, you look like a nice guy.

Horny? Oh, yeah, sure.

Would you like to try it? Why don't you take it out and show us what you got?

Yeah, let's see what you got.

Really, really?

Yeah, come on. Let's see what you got.

It's all right. He sees my partner.

Oh. Oh.

Hello.

Let's see what you've got.

Let me see it. Take it out. Take it out.

Why?

Why don't you take it out for me?

Ellen.

Thank you.

What's going on here?

I'm warming up.

Can we join in?

Thank you.

Amen.

Oh.

Amen. Amen.

I hear a noise.

What? The professor is coming. Let's get dressed fast.

Well, well.

It is nice to see a class with a desk.

Gentlemen, I have prepared a receipt for you to sign.

Please. Thank

you so

very much. You're welcome, Professor.

And here's your money.

One hundred, two, three, four, five, six, and seven.

Well, pay attention now. We have to continue learning about a very important

subject. Sex.

You know, John, I like this fucking job.