All language subtitles for BB Carnal Haven (1976 (720)

Everyone has the same muscles, you know.
How long have you been teaching?

Oh, all my life.

If you think this is one more orgy,
you're in for a big surprise.

These people are about to receive the
world's greatest sexual secrets.

Secrets so powerful that their lives are
going to be changed.

Well, this is exactly what we're
learning right now.

Let's look at some people, just people
like you and me.

Let's pick up a couple.

They look okay.

Let's learn a little about them.

All you ever do is look at women?

From this height?

You're so jealous.

I'm so jealous.

What about all those women on the street
today?

Your head bobbing in every direction?

Oh, and the blonde.

Look, if I didn't look at the blonde,
I'd have knocked her down if I'm writing

to you.

I'm not a horse with blinders on.

And I know about your hookers.

What do you mean hookers? Explain that.

What do you mean hookers?

I was cleaning your jacket the other day
and I found a phone number.

They called it.

It was a hooker.

I'm a businessman.

I have clients from out of town. I have
to entertain them. What do you want me

to do? You want me to bend over and fuck
them?

Excuses, Richard. Always an excuse.

You're full of shit.

Again.

They are well -to -do and educated.

How much do they know about sex?

Above average.

They've gone through sex manuals and
other books.

They read magazines, especially those
articles appealing to the sex -hungry

masses.

How is their sexual life?

Let's see.

not the same.

What do you mean?

Us.

The fire is gone.

It's not happening anymore.

You're so jealous.

We're bored with each other.

You drink every night. I smell the
alcohol over the house.

Your J &B or vodka bottle stashed away.

It just isn't working.

What about you? You drink?

In fact, you're the one that taught me.

Look, I have a martini after work.
Socially, I drink a little bit, but I

drink. You're turning into a chronic
alcoholic. No, I'm not.

You know the answer.

Look, our daughter, she's grown,
married.

There's no reason for us to stay
together anymore.

She's totally unhappy.

My business is suffering.

As far as the house, the car, you can
have that. You can have half of

else. I'll pay you alimony.

It's fine.

Isn't there any other solution?

Yeah, right now. I'm going to go sleep
in the other room.

Money alone cannot buy happiness.

They belong here.

Well, everyone's doing very well. Now
that you're all warmed up, I think it's

time for us to, for someone to trade
partners. Now this fellow, he's doing

well. He has some teeth.

How would you like to trade partners
now? Experience someone other than your

wife.

Okay?

Who would you like?

I'll choose her.

Okay. Very good.

Lovely.

Just sit down right here and we'll have
a little demonstration of quickly

eating.

Just sit forward a little there. Open

up so we can all see.

And we'll have a little demonstration of
how to do it. Cheryl is going to show

you with this fig, and then you can
demonstrate right here on her pretty

clay.

Now this, right in here, just like the
fold,

the pretty little...

Let's see another couple These two were
high school sweethearts They love each

other and are married now

How much do they know

about sex?

Average

Now, Jesus Christ, Debbie, what do you
think? Money grows on trees?

Oh, come on, Bob.

Oh, come on, Bob. Look, here.

Look. What do we have?

One, two, three, four dollars and a
change to get me through the whole week.

Oh, we needed groceries.

Well, we needed groceries, but we
needed, uh, good crap and, uh,

cosmetics. I mean, you know, four bucks
to get me through the week.

Well, I'm sorry, Bob. You know, you've
been awfully upset lately and picking on

me a lot.

Well, okay. Last week I had to take a
day off to take you to the doctor.

Well, I got sick. I'm sorry. Okay, you
got sick, but I didn't get a full

paycheck. Well, what can I... What can
you do? You could be a little more

careful with the money. I mean, four
bucks and change and you can go out and

hairspray.

Right.

What's the matter?

It's your breath.

What's wrong with my breath?

Bob, you've been smoking too many
cigarettes.

My gosh. Your breath smells like stale
tobacco.

Well, honey, I don't like the way you
smell either.

Well, I just took a bath.

Well, since... A hairspray. It stinks.

And so does your timing.

The illusion is gone.

Facing reality is hard.

They also belong here.

Overeating.

Too much smoking or drinking are signs
of a poor sex life.

Prudery and religion have kept even well
-educated people ignorant in sexual

matters.

Complete sexual release is essential to
your health.

To your psychological and emotional
sanity.

We know that more than 30 % of the
population of the United States is

it's a demographic fact that this
percentage is growing.

Blacks tend to have larger families.

Does this mean they are happier?

What about visiting a beautiful black
couple right at home?

Say, Pat, come here. I want to talk to
you for a second, okay?

Yeah, come on.

What do you want now?

Yeah, well, you don't like the thing
here. I saw this really nice Cadillac.

Now, I got all the money, and I need
about $100 and a cosign.

Now, with your job, the credit would be
no problem.

So why don't you help me out, okay?

Wait a minute. I know you're not asking
me to help you buy a Cadillac. Yeah.

No, that couldn't be it.

No, I'm sure you'd like to go now. You
know, like, we look good.

I'm not going to put my money down for
you to get a catwalk.

Then why not?

Why should I? I'm not going to have you
riding around while I'm at home.

I guess I'll just watch the television.

No.

No. You can't watch the television. I
got somebody coming over. No, this is my

house. And you mean to tell me I can't
watch a football game in my house? When

you start paying for this house and you
start paying for that television, then

you can come over here and sit down and
watch TV.

So you want to take it like that, huh?
Yeah, we'll take it like that.

Shit.

I'll let your company in on my way out.

Hey, how you doing? How are you?

You made it in just a time.

This episode should be pretty good.

How great are they in bed?

Oh, you could have waited.

Well, hey, I mean, Mama, I can't help
it. I mean, I've been working all day

long, hard hours. I mean, what do you
expect?

You could have waited a little longer.

It's not my fault that you don't know
when to come.

I came.

Nah, I stuck it in deep enough.

You just don't know when to come.

Not that I don't know when to come. What
happened to all that old black power

you're supposed to have? There's plenty
of it.

I don't want a vibrator.

Why not? I mean, you said you used one
before we got married.

That was before we got married. I think
I have a man now.

I don't need a vibrator.

Yeah, but when a man's got to come, he's
got to come.

Don't forget.

They also belong here.

And what about a real tough man?

A he -man.

Macho. Just out of jail.

wrong time.

He's going to bring a beaner over.

A beaner? What's a beaner?

A fucking gun.

A gun?

Joey, what do you need with a gun?

Know what I'm going to do with a gun.

I'm going to pull that job.

You're going to go back to prison.
That's what you're going to do.

Listen, babe.

That was five years ago.

Five fucking years.

I was a kid, a punk. I didn't know what
I was doing.

Learn my lesson.

We're going to have a goldmine, babe.

We don't need a goldmine.

We just need each other. We need some
good time. We feel comfortable together.

We don't need all that money, Joey.

What do you want me to do? Go out and
get a job?

Yeah, we both could get jobs.

Both?

Why not?

Number one, your place is at home, not
at work.

Number two, I'm not going to go out and
work for some goddamn asshole for 90

fucking dollars a week.

Full of shit.

I want to see you go back to prison,
Joey.

Five years is a long time.

If you went back, Joey, I don't think I
could wait that long.

I wouldn't wait that long, Joey.

Do you mean that?

Listen, babe.

You know, you know you're all I have.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Look, we'll find a solution.

Sure.

Stay happy together.

What's wrong, Joey?

Nothing.

You know you've changed.

All you want to do now is bomb me in my
ass.

It's a little variety, you know?

Five years in prison, do that to you?

Give me a break.

It's not just that. You're so fast.

You always want to hurry, hurry.

Why are you in such a big hurry?

Well, we have things to do, maybe.

Oh, we don't have anything to do.

Besides, Joey, I really don't enjoy it.

I don't enjoy it either, really.

No one should be blamed for being a
lousy lover if he never had a chance to

learn how to make love the proper way.

The main sexual organ is the brain.

The brain controls all bodily functions,
including those of the penis, which

we'll call the cock.

Now, the brain sends impulses to the
cock, whether or not to urinate or to

or to ejaculate or to cum.

For example, in peeing, if you're peeing
in the park and you're suddenly

surprised, you stop peeing. Why? Because
the brain sent an impulse to your cock

to stop.

The same thing in thucking, if you wish
to...

Slow down or stop to prolong the
pleasure of your partner.

The same muscles can be used to stop you
from coming. It's easy.

The very most important thing that we're
going to learn about the female sex

organ, vagina, we're going to call it
the clit, is the location of the

clit. I call the clit the joy button.

A woman achieves her greatest pleasure
from stimulation.

right there of the clitoris.

During intercourse, it is very important
that the cock not go straight in,

just like this. It must move in such a
fashion as to stimulate

the clit. A woman loves to have a nice
big cock in her pussy, but

she loves especially to have her clit
stimulated.

Now, all of you guys, I'm sure, think
you know how to fuck. In and out. In and

out. Right?

Well, I'm going to tell you the secret
of the great Latin lovers and the secret

of the Incas.

The Inca nut.

Lift the cock until the shaft of the
cock is rubbing against the top of the

vagina where the clit is.

In and out. In and out. Right on that
joy button.

That's the secret.

Right with the shaft of the cock here
rather than with the head. That's right.

Now we're going to ask Shell to show you
the exact location of her clit. The joy

button.

And if you want to eat someone, what you
do is you eat right on the toilet.

Thank you, Cheryl. And now, Dr. Klein is
going to show you where her clit is.

Dr. Klein?

Okay, everyone gather around here.

One at a time now.

You see, right there.

See? Oh, wow.

It moves a little when I touch it
because it's not too tiny.

Do you like it? I like it. I love it.

Is it open when you touch it also? Oh,
that's wonderful.

Now we're going to have some supervised
intercourse.

We're going to pick up some pointers on
how to increase our own pleasure and

that of our partners, and we're going to
switch partners.

And we're going to learn that fucking is
just good, clean, decent, wholesome

fun. It's a normal bodily function.

Follow me.

Now we're going to prepare for our
supervised prepping by having a little

-up session.

Let's all take off our clothes and start
touching one another's bodies and

pleasuring one another, just feeling
comfortable, enjoying the touches.

Come on. Let's all take off our clothes.

Show those pretty bodies.

Yes. Nice.

Very good.

I forgot myself.

That's the way. Now let's touch our
breasts and touch our genitals and enjoy

them. Yes, yes.

Enjoy. Allow yourself to be locked out.
Let's not be shy.

Thank you too, dear.

Oh, great.

Oh, yes. Oh, everyone is doing so well.
Oh, hey.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, what a lovely, lovely woman.

Oh, yes.

So this fellow right here, he's doing
very well.

Yes, now.

One thing that's very important in
feeling self -confident and having sex,

confidence is so important, is to
experience other sex partners.

When you can please many women, you know
that you can please your wife.

When you can please many men, you know
that you can please your husband. That

should feel more confident.

We can all be super fuckers.

I want to jump in. I want to join.

I want to do something.

Ah, look at that.

Ah,

yes. Doing very well.

Now... Um, oh yeah.

He won't stop.

Next,

would you help us all and demonstrate to
us the Inca nest with this young lady?

All right. Okay, do you remember what it
is?

Yes. Come forward and show me with your
cock. This is my pussy, and my clit is

right here.

And how are you going to do it? I would
put it in.

Is this right?

Yes. That's me.

And then I push up and run a clip. Yes.

You rock the clip. You go in at an
angle, not straight in, but at an angle.

that you can rock my clip and give me
lots of fun.

All right. Yes.

Well, I'm going to help you so that you
can fight this nice young lady here.

up to there.

Okay, now you're ready. Now let's try
this ink in that.

Yes. Now, remember what that is.

Put it in, and then slide a little
forward so that you press.

Lean into it.

Yeah, so that you rub her. Yeah, so that
you press her joy button.

Very good.

Down and in, yeah.

Very good.

That's an excellent ink in that.

Very nice.

Really? First time? That's an
outstanding example.

Does everyone see this now?

Does everyone see this?

He's doing very well, yes. Really nice.
Yeah.

Oh, crazy.

Very good.

Do you enjoy that?

Does that really feel better than an in
-and -out message?

Okay, now who would like to be the next
fellow to switch partners?

Hey, I want to try.

You do? Okay, good.

And let me see.

Here, I'll come over. Yeah, do.

Good.

Now we'll have some more of the warm -up
message.

The Inkanut can be practiced in many
positions.

Ooh.

It feels very calm.

How many men thought?

You're doing very well.

Actually, it looks

very delicious, doesn't it?

I love it.

Yes,

indeed.

If Mother Nature had intended that sex
serve only the function of procreation,

people would only have sex two, three,
four, five times in a lifetime,

on the numbers of children that people
want to have.

This is not the case.

Sex is essential to...

A normal, happy human life. Just for
example, sex, a good fucking

relieved tension more completely than
anything else in life except maybe a

night's sleep. The two are essential to
a normal, happy life.

But doctor, what's the big deal about
the clitoris?

Well, the clit, short for clitoris, is
the most sensitive part of the human

body.

It has more nerve endings than any other
part of the body.

And it serves the sole function of
bringing a woman to a perfect orgasm.

I see.

In order for a woman to increase her
enjoyment of sex, it is necessary for

to strengthen her vaginal muscles
through the use of vaginal contraction

exercises. For example?

Well, you put your finger into your cunt
for your own practice.

Or, of course, during intercourse, you
would contract your vaginal muscles on

the man's cock in this way to squeeze.
It feels wonderful to his cock, and, of

course, it feels wonderful to your
vagina as well. It increases the vaginal

sensations, you see.

Here, let me put your finger in, and I
can show you what I mean.

Here.

Do you feel that? Oh, so that's what it
feels like down there.

Is it nice?

Oh, yeah, that's really far out.

Wow.

It was nice to meet you.

Well, you just contract those muscles.
You know, the more you do it, the better

you'll get at it.

And as for how long and how often,

just, you know, a few times a week for
the rest of your life.

Yes, oh, but it's such an enjoyable
exercise, I promise.

Am I still yours?

Oh, yes, indeed.

Oh,

yes, do.

It heightens up in my fingers. Yes.

It's a very pleasant exercise to do.

Let me try one.

Yes, yes. Anyone else who wants to feel,
come right over. Oh, I do.

Now you're supposed to put your finger
in. That's very nice. The exercise right

now is put your finger in.

Yes, in.

And do you feel that?

Yeah, it's nice.

Is

there any name for

this exercise?

It's known as the Gypsy Grip.

It's a virtual program.

And, of course, there's another one,
another exercise, which is also...

Very effective in enhancing both your
pleasure and hands is called the figure

eight. You see this?

Move your hips in the shape of a figure
eight.

All the while doing the gypsy grip with
your vaginal muscles.

Doctor, is there any special technique
to giving a blowjob?

Well, you seem to be doing very well. I
think just remember that the tip right

here, the glands, is the most sensitive
part.

And you have to match your rhythm with
the rhythm of your partner.

Yes, thank you. You're doing very well.

Well, I think you all should concentrate
on practicing the exercises that I've

named now.

Okay?

Star people here.

Very good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

I love you.

Hey!

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was nice, huh?

Nice. Fantastic.

I mean, it's... It was better than the
first time, you know? It's just so good

right now.

You were so big. So hard.

You really learned drinking that well.

That gypsy grip.

You like that? I've been practicing.

I can tell. It was just squeezing.

Cotton is making it feel so good. You're
just drawing me in.

Why do you suppose we took so long to
get to that clinic?

It doesn't matter.

We got there. That's the main thing.

You know, we have a secret that's
really, really unusual.

Not many people have it.

Just some of the great lovers, you know,
Casanova and Valentino. No.

Now we have it.

I think you're the greatest fuck in the
world.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe. What?

Well, they taught me about women to be a
little uninhibited.

So maybe you could bring some home.

You think?

Oh, do you want to watch her?

Participate. Oh, okay. That would be
nice. You'd like that, huh?

Would it turn you on?

You're such a good lover. There's enough
for two.

To try a homosexual experience, if you
so desire, is both normal and beneficial

to your understanding of others.

So tell me, dear, why have you come to
theater?

Well, I've been married for over ten
years.

My friends are a little older and more
conservative.

And I'm a little inhibited, so I thought
since I'm interested in women, it would

be nice to...

Try it out first hand.

Excuse me, but could I ask you why we
had to sign that document, you know, the

one about not telling anybody what went
on here?

As you probably know, Masters and
Johnson and some other sex therapists

suffered a lot of harassment for doing
the kind of sex treatment that we're

going to do here.

Who would do the harassment?

Well, there are those who have a vested
interest in keeping the public unhappy.

Vested, of course.

Yes, we just want to help people.

You know, and they want to hurt us.

Me too.

And you, Olivia, why have you come here?

Well, I have a satisfactory sex life
with my boyfriend.

But for some time I've been, you know,
desiring women.

Walking down the street.

I don't know, it bothers me, though,
because I'm afraid that it might be

unnormal, you know, to feel that way.
Oh, no.

No, not at all. It's the most normal
thing in the world to enjoy any bisexual

desires that you have.

Well, put my fears to rest. Yes, yes.

And I guess today we'll just proceed
with finding out exactly how women do

even though we don't have any content.

How might one begin?

Well, I think probably you have a pretty
good working knowledge of the erogenous

zones that women have, but we'll just
begin anyway.

The breath.

Breaths are a favorite.

Manual manipulation.

You know, it feels very good. And it's
very pleasurable to the person who does

it also.

And then, of course, there's oral
stimulation.

Oh, yes.

Standing up. Get that on with you.

I'm excited.

Before and after.

Okay,

now, after,

I mean, of course, one can do that as
long as she wants, you know, as long as

it's enjoyable, but then...

Well, there are a number of erogenous
areas, you know, the neck and the feet

back to the legs and so on. We'll go
into those as sort of specialties, but

the moment we'll just start with the
most familiar business area. See here?

This is the clit, the joy button. You
already know about that.

Of course.

I'm a self -respecting woman.

And really, a great deal of pleasure can
be administered to the click by a woman

or a man through the use of a little
expert tongue action.

Expert, yes.

That's what we're here for.

Why don't I just demonstrate with you,
Olivia, and you can watch Leslie.

Gladly, I'm a lawyer.

Very nice. Did you like that?

Yeah. It wasn't bad.

How did that look, Leslie? Well,
inviting.

Well, I'm sure you both know all about
how to do this sort of thing. The

thing is really to just leap in there
and do it.

Right? So why don't you just do it,
Leslie? Just go right ahead.

And Olivia, that's all right, isn't it?

Yeah, it's fine.

Lovely.

Now you see that's not hard at all, is
it?

By the way, did I say I haven't been
feeling much of

late?

Trying hard, I guess, to make depression
the

51st state.

Ah,

she comes flying.

That's it, that's it.

Eat sure, far out.

Thank you.

Oh, that was terrific, honey. I know,
that was wonderful.

I noticed you're being very nice to me
lately.

Well, you're being pretty nice yourself.

Want to know a secret?

What? I quit smoking.

Want to know another secret?

What's that?

I stopped using hairspray.

Bob's attitude has improved a great
deal.

He's been promoted in his job and he's
making more money now. He's a happier

man.

Oh, can you believe that?

That was so good. Did you enjoy
yourself?

There was no idea.

Aren't you glad we went to that clinic?

Yeah, I'm really happy too.

Except for one little thing. What's
that?

The way you make your bread. The way I
make my cash.

I mean, God, we got plenty of dough.

She can cry your eyes out with a smile
like a grand piano.

And she's like cherry pie.

So I turned and called her friend. And I
aimed it at her place.

Now I'm driving her across town just to
see her face.

I would call the time. I would be there
with a tic -tac -tac -tac -tac -tac -tac

-tac. To swing my wings around her just
to keep her there.

I want it. Damn Cadillac.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Your pussy felt so good.

Ink and nut.

Aren't you glad we went to those
meetings?

Oh, yeah.

Your cock felt extra big in my pussy.

You know something?

What?

I don't want any trouble with the law.

I'm going to get a job.

We're gonna fuck all day

Just

a way of talking Just a way of saying
how do you

Don't go dealing deuces from the bottom

She'll go looking for a better deal

Say it with your lips and eyes and
fingers.

Tell her that she needs your motor.

Show her by the way you touch her body.