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Special, beautiful, beautiful, she's got the kind of skin so smooth.

She's got a body that's just made to love it. That's just what they want you

do.

So if you're in the body, and you want to get in shape.

Why don't you go?

Work night or day.

All the energy in the air.

It's the party girl.

Party girl.

Watchin' you with the big fat head.

Watchin' you with the girl.

Party girl.

is

I'll lick my crit.

Good as you look.

Come on, I want to feel those things with muscles flexing around my cock.

I've always tried to make those particular muscles the best feature of

learning team.

He said he'll be right out.

Yeah. Oh, that's it. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, that feels good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

I feel it.

Oh, yeah, deeper.

Deeper.

Holy cow.

How's that?

Shit, that's Arnold. God damn it, I forgot all about him. Come on, babe.

up. Here come the judge.

God.

I better get the door.

Well, hello, sir.

May I help you?

Jackie, I'd like to introduce you to Arnold Ferregano, the celebrity head

for Saturday's bodybuilding contest. Arnold, this is Jackie Lalea. My

Jackie. Gee, what the... The Arnold Ferregano in my gym?

I don't believe it. This is too good to be true. You've got to meet my girls.

Come on, they're right through this door. You'll love them.

As you can see, nothing is too good for my girls.

I think you can see the results by the bodies Jackie has produced.

That's Shelly Lee, last year's first place winner of the women's bodybuilding

competition. Let me introduce you to some of my girls.

This is Susan.

Hi, Susan.

Hi.

This is Kelly.

Probably the best upper torso in the whole gym. Just look at that definition.

Nice.

Very nice.

This is Laura.

Note that leg and thigh definition.

Laura, Arnold Ferregano.

Fantastic work, Laura.

Keep it up.

Thanks. It's really nice to meet you.

But I know I need a lot more work to be a world -class builder like you.

I'll be glad to help you in any way I can.

Perhaps you could give a class for my girls.

I'm sure they'd enjoy private tutoring from someone of your... stature.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Arnold, I think it's time we were gone. We have a lot of other places we gotta

see today, you know.

Why'd you hurry?

We just got here.

Besides...

I've got to see as many of these well -developed bodies as I can before the

contest. It's all part of our job, you know. Yeah, but we got to laugh. You're

absolutely right. I'm glad you feel that way.

You just feel free to stop by any time you'd like.

My girls will be happy to flex all of their muscles for your approval.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.

That'd be wonderful.

Well, I'll be right here ready and waiting for you. Right, girls?

Right. You sure will.

You don't mind if I take a look around here?

No, please do.

Hey, sweetheart, can I see you tonight?

How about some dinner later?

Oh, that'd be wonderful.

I just need to get a workout in first.

Say, 8 o 'clock? I want to talk to you about this contest on Saturday.

You got it, babe.

Why don't you come by my place? My cooking might surprise you.

Besides, every time I see you, it's in one of these damn gyms.

Oh, that sounds like a nice change of pace.

So you're a great lover and a great cook.

I'm game.

Your plate?

It ain't?

Sounds great. See you then. Okay. Come on, Arnold. We gotta go.

I'll see you later, Jackie.

Okay. It was nice meeting you.

Bye -bye.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That's the judge and his sidekick.

I'll bet you that them broads, hey, I'll bet you that them broads are hitting

below the belt, if you know what I mean.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. You mean they're just fucking those two

guys just so they can get what they want.

Yeah, I guess you could put it that way. Anyway, we've got to figure out

something to make sure that our girls win.

I got it.

We can kidnap him and we'll hold him until after the contest is over. No, no,

no, you dumbass. That'll never work.

It's got to be something to get him away, but it's going to have to look

accident.

I know, I know. We'll wait until everybody's gone and we'll break in the

see? And we'll jerry -rig the equipment so that they're pulling more weight than

they think.

Those broads don't have so many straight muscles they won't even be able to

walk.

Round the verse.

Holy shit, Jackie Lele has sure got some good -looking broads working out in her

gym. Oh, shit.

You know what? We might lose this fucking contest even if we do jerry -rig

equipment. Hey, you know, we better go rig that equipment up.

No, no, no. We better wait till it gets dark. That way we won't get spotted so

easily. Wow.

Damn, good -looking, too, aren't they?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

You're always hitting me. You're always bumping into me.

Shame on you.

There's a window right there.

Thieves. Melodies.

It doesn't look like anybody's here.

Everybody's gone.

All right.

Now I'll tell you what we'll do.

You go over to the bike and you adjust it, and then I'll go over to that

and adjust it, all right? But be quiet, man. We don't want to get busted.

Hey, Ed.

Yeah? You ain't gonna believe this. There's three chicks in there and

fucking each other. Oh, yeah, sure. Come on, man. They're pretty, too. Come on.

You ain't gonna believe this.

This better be good.

There's

nobody

here. You know, sometimes you're a fucking moron.

Damn it, they were just there. Yeah, sure.

What the hell are you two doing in my gym?

Might as well talk, boys. Your shirts have already given you away.

Well, it seems the little not -too -gentle persuasion is in order here.

But first, your clothes, boys.

Oh, come on, lady. You must be out of your mind.

Well, your mom!

Now!

Come

on,

ladies. Let's not get so serious about this situation, huh?

You ain't gonna get away with this. This is kidnapping.

Only followed by your breaking and entering.

You little boys have made your bed.

Now you're going to have to lie in it.

Or hang. Hey, you shut up, Poon. These fellas ain't gonna get what they want.

I wouldn't say that. Our coach is very adept at getting away.

The problem with these guys is they think that they're dicks.

But they're just a little bit short on brains. So maybe if we pinch their

memory, they'll remember why they're here.

Do anything you want. Phil ain't gonna talk.

Besides, this is starting to feel real good.

I can fix that.

Jackie, I have a nice big strap -on dildo I was gonna use on Shelly.

But I think I know a better use. What do you say, ladies?

Yeah, let's rape him.

After that, we can use my douche with boiling water and alum.

Oh, we'll bust him open and then shrink him shut.

You ain't got the guts.

Oh, no? Go get it, Kim.

Here, you hold this.

Boy, your ass is mine.

I've always wanted to deflower a virgin.

That is, if you are a virgin down there.

Or is this your good buddy here?

Don't worry, honey.

The good doctor will put you back together again when my friend rips you

Oh, good.

This is going to be so much fun.

Oh, this is so nice and big.

You're going to love it.

This could be your

chance to talk.

How about it? Fuck you. No, fuck you.

This is for you.

You're next.

Oh, please don't. Don't. That hurts.

Well, isn't that what you were trying to do to us?

No, we were just trying to keep you from competing on Saturday. Shut up, Tony.

Jackie, I think this one needs his ass stretched.

Maybe I better get him ready right now.

Please, Ed. Tom, this chick is killing me already.

This is just getting to be fun.

Could you struggle a little bit more, please? We were just trying to set your

equipment to pull more weights than they were set. Therefore, we figured your

girls would have a few pulled muscles and no more contests. Oh, thanks a lot,

partner. I suppose you think a beating from our boss is going to be a lot

easier.

Shit. Hey, look, girls, our boss is a winner. He always has been, any way he

could. And he wants his girls to be winners, too.

I mean, that's our, or was our job, to guarantee that win.

Hell, when I saw the judge and the coordinator here today, I thought you

was padding your chances for a win.

If you catch my drift.

Why not give us the chance to compete fair and square on Saturday?

How do we know you girls haven't made a deal?

Hey, I know those goofballs will fill their throats for the likes of you.

To be honest with you, I did try that approach.

Fame is you. I didn't think the judge had the full desire to be honest.

I was wrong.

Even Jim packed on the deal. I was very impressed.

So you're trying to tell me that the contest isn't fixed in your favor?

That's right. Anyone could win.

Let us go.

I told you everything.

My ass hurts so bad, I'm never going to be able to walk again.

Oh, do we have to let them go, Jackie?

I mean, we could use a couple of slaves to help clean up around here.

That's true.

Of course, with these two bozos, you'd never even get them housebroken.

Yeah. It's late. We better let them go. I have a meeting to go to.

Damn, and this was getting real interesting, too.

Maybe me and Kemp should stick around and kind of clean up.

Come on, lady, we told you everything you wanted to know. Now don't leave us

with these two maniacs. We'll never walk again.

Maybe I should stay and help.

No, you two have a job to do for me.

Go back to your boss and tell him Jackie Lillet cannot be pushed around.

You tell him my girls are unbeatable.

Tell him to stay home Saturday.

Or he can come to one of these little parts.

It's late, lady.

I'm sure their mommies want them home for dinner.

Come on, lady.

Hey,

what about our clothes?

Okay, we've had enough.

all right what

a

couple of jerks i know weren't they god well i think i'm gonna take a shower now

i need it before that shower oh that sounds great i'd love one all right

You're a beautiful body too.

I know.

I love watching you walk.

Does it turn you on to watch me?

Yeah.

I love your muscles.

I'm not sure if I really do.

You know it's awful.

You're the mirror. You know it.

I know it.

Secret thrilled.

Hmm.

here, Jim?

Probably not at all what you expected.

Especially not for a bachelor.

Have a seat, darling.

That was a fantastic dinner tonight.

Any other hidden talents?

Only the ones you already know about.

Those are talents, too.

Do you do laundry also?

Anything but windows, babe.

So tell me, What did you do today after we left?

Well, two guys from the Westside Iron Pumpers broke into my gym.

What the hell did they want?

Well, they wanted to sabotage my girls' chances in the contest.

You see, their idea was to rig our equipment so that we'd pull more weights

we thought, causing strained muscles.

Luckily, two of my girls and I were there, and we put a stop to their plan.

I see.

Just how did the three of you manage to overcome these guys and get them to

spill their guts?

A little gentle, womanly persuasion can go quite a long way.

I could use some of that gentle, womanly persuasion myself.

Damn it.

Excuse me.

Hey, how you doing, Jim? Hi.

Look, I just about to remind you.

Jackie.

What a surprise.

You look fantastic.

How are you? Arnold, what do you want to remind me of?

What? Oh.

I forgot.

I remember in a minute.

Anyway, I can't tell you how impressed I was with your girls.

But I'll be honest with you.

You would be very stiff competition for them yourself.

Oh, Arnold, you're so sweet.

I'm through with competition, though.

Life can first love is coaching.

Do you really think I look that good?

You bet.

Tell him, Jim.

He's right, Jackie.

The definition in your legs is perfect.

Oh, I don't know.

Nothing's perfect.

You are.

Sweetheart, why don't you show Arnold the rest of your body?

I'm sure he'd enjoy the work you do.

Definitely. Late to see that championship form, Jackie.

I don't know. It's been so long since I've done any posing.

What the hell?

Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it?

Yeah, just like a French lady.

Well, I think she's got a good development.

She's got a hell of a development. What are you talking about?

I don't like to live in a development like that.

That's for sure.

Oh, yeah, that's really... Jackie, God.

You two have to join me.

You're closed, boys.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Thank you Hey,

you're real good Let's have some friends

Oh, yes.

By the way, Jim, I'm sure you'll both do everything possible to make

sure that the most deserving ladies will win Saturday.

You taste better at night than you do in the morning.

I love it when you touch the grass.

Oh, yes.

You really know how to do it.

Oh, look at that.

I don't think I found a hole you can sell.

Is this what you Americans call doggy style?

Feel free to stop by my gym anytime, gentlemen, for an exercise program

guaranteed to please.

Ready, girls?

Stretch.

Stretch.

That's it.

Make it hurt a little bit. Then you know it's working.

Make sure you're nice and loose before your workout starts.

You don't need any pulled muscles, especially the day before the contest.

Also, make sure you check the weights you're pulling.

Make sure you know exactly how much is there.

And check up your rep charts. Make sure every set and repetition is counted for

a true reading of your workout's effectiveness.

Remember, my goal is to help you reach the goals you set for yourself when you

entered my gym.

Thank you.

Carry on, class.

Well, Arnold, you look awful happy today.

Must be the new exercise program my coach put me on. Well, a healthy body is

happy mind.

Very good.

See, I was a little worried.

Jim told me about those two visitors you had last night. Oh, they weren't much.

Just some jealous rivals playing schoolboy pranks. But everything's back

normal now.

Glad to hear that.

Hey, it looks like you've got a full house.

Maybe it's not the right time to stop by. Oh, no, of course not. It's a

time. Come on in.

Kim? Laura?

You remember Arnold Ferre, you know?

He's built more bodies than General Motors.

And he'll be judging tomorrow's contest.

Maybe you could give us some pointers on our workouts?

Yeah, I'd be glad to help.

What kind of builds will you be looking for tomorrow?

Well, firm.

Good development.

Good definition.

Kim, why don't you ladies take Arnold into the locker room and show him your

chart? He can help you a lot more if he can see what you've been doing.

That's a great idea. Come on.

Well, that one's Laura's, and this one's mine.

Mm -hmm. You girls have been working very hard.

Well, those charts show the procedures, but this is where you see the results.

Well, yes, you have achieved some beautiful results.

So firm.

Don't stop.

Feel free.

To really help me, you've got to get to know my body. That's right.

We want you to take every opportunity to study our bodies.

Then you can tell us exactly what to do to be winners.

Well, I get a feeling you already know.

Oh, yes,

yes. That's good.

That is good. It's good, no?

How are

we doing, Colt?

Oh, God.

Did you think it to be true?

Yeah?

Yes.

Who's teaching who?

It looks like Arnold's love muscle is ready for its exercise routine.

Come on,

Arnold. It's time for your workout.

Wow,

look at those muscles.

Yum.

Come on, Arnold.

I know this afternoon is co -ed day, but I'd appreciate it if you guys would let

the girls use whatever equipment they need.

Remember, they have a contest tomorrow.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

My turn now.

Okay.

Thank you, my friend.

Thank you.

No problem.

Thank you.

I could watch you pump iron all day.

Seems like a boring existence, but thanks for the compliment.

Don't sell yourself short, Dave.

You're a very handsome man.

So you pump iron all day.

What do you do at night?

Or does the pumping stop when you get home?

I pump any time I can.

How about you?

Now seems like a good enough time to vote.

This is why most men work out, too.

You taste wonderful.

Yeah, nice, nice.

You sure know how to exercise.

You're doing the exercise for me.

Well, that looks like fun.

Good exercise, too, huh? Can I join? Please do.

Just join in.

Can I have some of that?

Yeah.

Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, what a muscle.

You can tell he's been working out.

It feels wonderful.

Oh, good.

Oh, I'm going to sit on top of this.

Oh, come on.

I want to watch this.

It feels nice.

It feels so good.

It looks wonderful.

It looks nice.

It feels wonderful.

You just continue this little exercise. I've got to check on everybody else,

okay?

Hi,

there. Hi, Jackie. How's it going?

Okay. What do you say we have some fun with Keith and Michael?

Sure.

What should we do to get them interested, though?

Let's just play around with them a little bit and see what happens. What do

say?

Great idea.

Slowing down, handsome? Yeah, I think so.

Why don't you let me help you develop some real muscles?

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

He definitely woke up.

Well, Shelly, come over here.

Yeah.

Right here.

Isn't that much better?

Oh, yes.

It's so hot and sweaty.

Oh,

yeah, I eat my pussy.

Oh.

cock inside me.

Hey, how about some real fun?

Want to go join Susan and Keith?

Sure.

Jackie, you come up with some great routines.

You guys keep up the workout.

Make this a really good one.

I've got to check on everybody else, okay?

Roger?

Shelly? I see you've already caught on to my sexercise.

Mind if I join you?

By all means, Jackie.

Show us your stuff.

Why don't you sit right here?

Just look at this muscle. This is nice and comfortable.

Relax.

Ça vous fait un drôle de ménager à trois, tout ça.

Roger, you just lie back, and Shelly can practice her squat.

Remember, class, lots of rest, exercise, and sex is important for a healthy

body.

Jeff, you don't seem to have a partner to work out with today. Do you think you

could help me? I'd love to.

Let's try one of my favorite routines.

I think about 69 reps should do it.

I like the way you count. All right.

Oh, fuck me.

All right, come here.

All right.

That's our Jackie.

Ooh, this just makes me hotter. I think I need some more work.

How about you, Laura?

I'm with you.

Come on, Arnold.

We need more of your loving touch.

I love working out with you.

Yes, that's right.

Ha!

I did. I just wanted to laugh.

The winners will be Karen, Marlene, and Jan. And in that order. Now, you got

that? Yeah, you got that?

Hey, come on, you guys. It kind of has got to be fair. You don't understand.

results are going to be on TV nationwide, man. If the best girls don't

look like a fool in the public. Hey, I don't want to hear any talk like that.

Would you rather be a live fool or a dead one?

Okay, okay.

You got it. You got it, please. Just let me go. You just remember it. I'm going

to be watching you.

Now I'm watching you.

What's that all about?

Oh, those two hoods just came up and said their girls had better win or else.

else what?

Or else I'm a dead fool.

Those were the same two that broke in my gym and tried to sabotage the

equipment. I knew they'd be trouble.

You're not just going to let their girls win, are you? Of course he's not.

Look, why don't you two go find Kelly and Susan?

Try to find Arnold. I'm sure they're looking for him next.

Hurry!

Hey, I don't care what you do to me. It's not fair, and I simply won't do it.

Look here, asshole.

Don't try to be some kind of hero with me.

If our girls don't win, you're going to be a dead man.

You guys have to be serious, don't you?

Dead serious.

You just remember, Karen, Marlene, and Jan.

In that order. Okay, you guys, just leave me alone.

We'll be watching you. Remember that.

Arnold, did they hurt you?

Who? Those two jerks who were threatening you.

Threatening me?

I'm fine.

Are you sure? We heard them talking.

Those are the same two who broke into our gym and tried to break our

Come on, we've got to stop them. They went this way. Come on, come on.

I'm glad to see you made it. Of course we did.

Now, keep your guard up, because there's two very persuasive punks around dead

set on fixing this contest.

Same two we ran into the other night, Shelly. They've already threatened Jim,

and I'm sure Arnold is next.

Nancy, since you two were finalists last year and can't compete this year, maybe

you could kind of stick close to Jim, like a bodyguard. You know those two

do anything if there's other people around.

If they see you again, they'd probably run away.

That would be to his advantage.

I'd love to guard his body.

It sounds like so much fun, just like being in the Secret Service.

Good. Why don't you three find some nice, quiet, out -of -the -way place to

until the contest is over?

My ladies will take excellent care of you.

I'm sure they will.

Come on, ladies.

Now, you ready to start getting ready for the contest?

Don't waste your time.

Hey, Tony, you know, I was thinking that.

Well, watch where you're going, man. Shit. I thought we did good today.

always getting down on me.

We did do good. But I'm going to have second thoughts. I think you ought to go

back and double check.

Really, seriously. Okay, boys, get your hands up.

Sure, lady, anything. Just no more of your little torture techniques. Hey,

club's empty. Let's put them in here. Get in there. Come on, you guys. Get in

there.

Go get the door.

Please.

Good work, you guys.

You know, it's almost showtime.

We're going to have to hurry. What are we going to do?

You three go on. I'll stay here.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

I'll be fine.

Here, take this.

Take good care of them.

Especially the big one.

See you later.

Good luck.

Hey, bring me back a trophy. Okay.

Has

anyone

seen our two friends?

Oh, sure did. Susan's guarding them. Good.

Well, we'll check on them in a little while.

Meantime, you ladies have a contest to win.

Lauren, would you help him get ready, please?

With pleasure. Good.

Has anybody seen Arnold? He took off after we saw those two guys talking to

He was pretty upset.

Damn.

I'll try and go find him. Maybe I can help him relax.

Meantime, you ladies stay loose and listen for your names in case I don't

it back in time.

Must be awful boring for you to just sit here and watch me.

Not at all.

This is fun.

Oh, come on now. It's a drag and you know it.

What we need is something to liven up the place a little bit.

Any ideas?

There is something you could do for us.

Name it. Anything.

But if it's too much trouble... Trouble? Come on, no trouble. What is it?

Really?

Well, since you're the expert in physical fitness and bodybuilding, maybe

you could show us where we need a little work.

I'd love to look at your body. I ain't weak spots.

Weak spots, my ass.

Show me my G -spot.

Oh, my God.

Testing. One, two, three.

Are we ready?

Can we get some of the echo out, please?

We're going to be on the air in two minutes.

Good. Oh, by the way, what are you doing later?

I'm going home with my husband.

Figures.

Testing.

Mr. Ferregano. Testing. One, two, three. We would like to know if we could talk

to you during the contest.

You see, our viewers want to know your opinion and the insight that you can

them as the contest actually takes place.

But of course.

I would love to talk to all those viewers out there.

Excuse me, sir. We're not on yet.

Just give us a few more minutes. Oh, of course.

Just practicing. Right, right. Look, what we want is your opinion of the

as they go through their individual poses.

You see, your comments should tell us who has a better chance of winning.

I can't wait.

Good, good.

These guys from the TV station.

He's going to ask my opinion.

Live. I'm here.

Isn't that exciting?

Yes, very.

What are you going to say?

Who I think is a winner and who's not.

From my comment, everyone in TV land will be able to tell the winners before

results are in.

Isn't that great?

Yes, very.

Excuse me, sir. The camera's ready now. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the

second annual women's bodybuilding competition with our celebrity guest

Arnold Ferregano.

Covering this event with a local television network is the ever -popular

Dowdy. What exactly is a winning build, Mr. Ferregano?

Uniformity. A well -proportioned body is best.

Some of those builders go overboard.

Height's too big.

Too much of a good thing, I mean.

Development should be an equally proportionate thing.

It tastes great.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

The contest is about to begin.

First we have the introductions and then the preliminary posing.

Mr. Ferregano has been kind enough to let us in on his gut -level feelings at

the girls as they go through their poses.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, our first contestant is about ready to begin her

routine.

And here she is. is Terry Hunt from the ladies' gym.

Terry is 5 '7 and weighs 125 pounds.

Well, here's our first lady. What do you think, Arnold?

Oh, yeah. That's good.

Oh, so good.

That's so wonderful.

I mean, she looks wonderful.

Terry is from Washington, D .C. and currently lives in Virginia, where she

raises thoroughbred horses.

He's there.

Oh, great.

Wonderful.

Well,

I realize that bodybuilders are known more for their muscle and not their

articulate commentary.

But I believe he likes number one, folks.

How about contestant number two? Our second contestant is Marlene Cox from

Westside Iron Plumbers.

Oh, no.

That's no good at all.

Oh, no.

West Side Iron Hunters and Lalaise Jim have been competing against each other

every heat this year.

Rivalry is fierce. Some even intimate foul play.

Marlene is 5 '7 and weighs 120 pounds. That bad, huh?

I guess that's a thumbs down for number two, folks.

Well, let's try contestant number three.

Our third contestant is Jim Baxter of Lalaise Jim.

Tim is 5 '4 and weighs 110 pounds.

Oh, I love it.

Oh,

yeah.

That's there.

Tim is a resident of Missoula, Montana, and she keeps in shape by working at a

local lumber mill.

I guess that makes her a lumber jill.

Up there.

Up there.

Keep it up.

Well, I guess when Mr. Ferregano likes him, he

really likes him.

Come on, let me unwrap this.

I hope everybody else is having as much fun as us.

I know we're working out harder than they are.

Only two contestants left, ladies and gentlemen.

Here again from the west side iron pumper is Karen Ritz.

Karen just may be the stiffest competition in this contest for Lillet's

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch. Ouch.

That's not good.

That's bad. That must be bodybuilder's lingo for someone pulled a muscle.

Maybe this last one is a little bit better.

Our final contestants.

She's Kelly Miller of the Rage Jets.

Kelly is 5 '8 and weighs 125 pounds.

This is her first meet since her tryout for the U .S. Olympic team.

Good luck in the trials, Kelly.

Thank you, Kelly.

While we're waiting for the results of the competition, I would like to remind

everyone to be sure and purchase their season tickets for this year's roller

derby events.

to be held in this auditorium every Tuesday and Thursday.

We're down to our five finalists in this competition.

All on stage.

One last moment.

Judging from the witty and descriptive commentary coming from good old Arnie

here, I believe we have a winner in Kim Baxter.

So tell me, Arne, I really don't understand the reasons for your

Could you, uh...

Let me in on some of the finer points of judging.

Oh, well, strength, beauty, success, I mean, success

record. Oh, God, I'm convinced Kim has

an excellent chance of scoring big with a tongue -tongue technique.

And the look on our judges' face, I believe our results are coming soon.

Well, I see the final results will be up any moment now, and I'm... I'm...

I'm

beginning to see the merits of judging now.

To review for you all, our finalists are Terry Armstrong of Lalaise Gym. Oh,

yes, that's good.

Kelly Miller of Lalaise Gym.

The results of the second annual women's bodybuilding competition.

Oh, I see the final results are coming in now.

First place, Jim Baxter of the Lane Ships.

And our winner is Jim Baxter in first place.

Second place goes to Kelly Miller, also of Lele's Gym.

Kelly Miller in second.

And our third and final winner is Terry Armstrong of Lele's Gym.

And Terry Armstrong third.

How about that, folks?

A sweep for Lele's Gym.

Congratulations. All our winners.

Cut. Go to commercial.

Thank you all for coming today.

Please use the side exits as you leave the auditorium. A video clip of today's

competition is available thanks to Wonderful World of Video, distributed by

Catholic Video.

Anyone interested should inquire at the bottom.

And thank you again.

I'm so proud of you all. I could never have done it without you.

Well, by all your smiling faces, I'd say we have some winners here.

That's right. Kim is our champion of the year. But, of course, Kelly and Terry

weren't far behind.

You mean we took first, second, and third? That's right, Shelly.

That's more than enough cause for celebration.

How about a party?

All right.

Jackie, I have to ask you something. Arnold, where's your manners?

Aren't you going to congratulate our winner?

Oh, Arnold, thank you so much for being fair.

Of course.

They're most deserving. Always will.

Party time. Let's go back to the gym.

There'll be champagne waiting for everyone.

We'll ride with you, Arnold.

Those guys might still be around.

Yeah, and we want to make sure you don't get hurt.

Speaking of those two thugs,

where are they?

That's right.

Susan's watching them in the janitor's closet. We better check on her.

I think she's got things under control.

I'd like to get you under control.

Lady, let's get physical.

Come on.

Let's have a party.

They got a body that was made to love it, but that's just what they want you

feel.

So if you're in the body and you want to get in shape,

why don't you go and work out all day over at a Jack in the Box

with the body?

Watch me do the thing special.

Watch me do the thing.