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5 YEARS AGO

A MAN WAS POSSESSED BY A DEMON

AND HAD NOWHERE TO TURN FOR HELP.

HE BELIEVED IN A SO-CALLED MASTER, WHICH RESULTED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF HIS FAMILY.

Hubby...

Honey

Don't drink it!

Liu Sheng Ming, why did you kill my wife and child?

FIVE YEARS LATER

Baby, it's time to sleep.

I don't have to go to school tomorrow,

come play with me.

Ask your mother to play with you.

Mommy watches ghost movies, she won’t play with me.

You come and play with Baby.

Great, so great!

BUDDHA LIVES

Didn’t you say you can't come back tonight?

Couldn't bear to leave you.

Hubby, why are you so passionate tonight?

Dicky, you are such a good wife,

I don’t understand why Liu Sheng Ming neglects you.

Who are you?

How did you get in?

I'm here to liberate you!

'Holy Weekly' reporter visits the controversial

haunted construction site again.

Not long ago,

a lot of coffins were discovered underground.

It proves that the real estate developer

did not remove the bones in accordance with the contract.

Then a series of accidents happened,

the workers thought ghosts were involved

and refused work.

Although the developer invited Feng Shui master Mao to perform rituals,

inexplicable accidents continue to happen.

The workers refuse to start working,

the completion of the residential park is still far away.

As a result, homebuyers demand refund of their deposits.

Now, the master of metaphysics Liu Sheng Ming took the initiative

and came to make contact with the ghosts.

Hoping this voluntary middle man can solve the problem.

Master Liu claims

he only need three hours

to reach a consensus with the spirits.

Now, there are only 5 minutes left.

The workers and buyers present are very agitated,

they believe it's all a scam,

and they want to deal with the developer.

Please help me...

Alright, I'll help you settle those problems,

no one will dare to touch the construction site.

Our money is our blood and sweat!

I hate charlatans the most.

If this thing doesn't go well,

your master will end up like Mao Yun Lai.

What do you mean?

Return our money!

Go down and block their way!

Hurry up!

Master, master... Quickly put out the fire!

Shoot it! Shoot it!

How are you, master? Are you alright?

Let’s all recite the Fire Ming Mantra with master!

Everyone, kneel down!

Don't kneel before me,

I am not a god.

I'm just a friend of God.

Please get up.

The fire just now was no ordinary fire.

I consoled all the ghosts here by Buddhist preaching.

After being convinced by me, they won't make any more trouble

and transformed their power into flames

to make this land prosperous.

They also promised me

that this prosperous land

will be safe for 50 years.

You can work and live here in peace,

the family lineage continues.

Do you still have any doubts?

Do you need me to solve it?

Master!

Can you check if the feng shui of my flat facing north is good?

Master, take me as your student!

-Please help me decipher a sign! -I don't understand it.

Master, please help these lost souls.

Master, let them be protected by Buddha

Everyone, my master is tired

If you guys really want him,

come to Sheng Ming Tong office tomorrow.

Sheng Ming Tong!

Master Liu,

what made you conclude that this land will be peaceful for 50 years?

Master Tsai said 30 years is the maximum.

Is he short-sighted or are you overly optimistic?

Ms. Liao, let history make the decision.

Master Liu

All in all...

Who is laughing?

Come out if you think my words are funny!

Don't hide in the dark!

No one is laughing.

No one is laughing...

Well, that's probably because I'm too tired.

All in all, what I just said is

history will have its own judgment.

Master Liu, you really have a way with it.

Today, this matter entirely depended on you.

-Come, let’s drink! -What a generous gift...

It’s nothing, just ten units

Can you help me to get the construction started?

-Thank you. -Take it away.

These ten units will be put into my real estate company to earn interest.

Doesn't matter...

Stop there!

These units were originally going to be given to that charlatan.

This guy said he is tough,

he also claimed to be the disciple of Buddha.

He made my construction site a mess.

Fortunately, Master Liu helped me to remedy the situation

otherwise, I'd go bankrupt!

It's really fucking harmful to keep you alive

I'm here to eliminate harm to the people...

No!

This kind of person will be definitely punished,

why do you need to dirty your own hands?

Alright, I listen to Master Liu

I want to see this bastard

when he gets punished.

Boss, he has a heart attack and dying.

You bastard, you just about to get your comeuppance.

Master Liu, you are really something.

Just pack him in a bag and throw into the sea.

Wait a minute!

Moving him out will definitely lead to a lawsuit.

Okay, then put him in the refrigerator.

Let's eat

Keep going

I almost forgot,

I'm going to initiate the disciples in Beijing.

Yes, Master Liu’s initiations are very spiritual!

I'm in a hurry

I'm leaving first.

Master Liu, that’s the back door.

I always go in and out after calculating the right direction.

I'm different from you - please.

Master Liu is indeed an expert!

Daddy, play with me!

Have you recited the Heart Sutra?

I did.

Okay, then recite it with your heart now.

You always forget up here when you recite

Listen:

Got it?

You can't deceive daddy,

daddy can see through your heart,

you have to work harder!

Not sincere at all.

What's up with you?

Aren't you able to read my mind?

Do you want another baby?

Not this time.

Want to tarvel?

No!

You have too many things on your mind

concentrate, concentrate!

You had a dream,

how can you believe in such things?

Beware!

Who, who?

Who?

Did you hear the man's voice?

Yes, I did

So, what did he say?

Take a look and you will know.

TANG MING SHENG

Master, am I possessed by a ghost?

Did you respond when he was disturbing you?

Yes, I got very excited.

That's possession.

The ghost is in your heart.

Master, you must save me!

I won't abandon you.

Prepare for Dual Cultivation!

There is resistance!

Resistance again

Buddha gets excited too!

Ten Thousand Buddhas

How much power you can receive depends on your fate.

Thank you master

Thank you, Miss

You're lucky, master usually not do Dual Cultivation.

I know it's a hard job for the Master

Shing Po, Kai Chan!

-Master, what happened? -I've got cramps.

Come and help

It's so comfortable...

Master, when will you teach us Dual Cultivation?

I will teach you two in the future.

Is there any more appointments for today?

-No, no... -No?

You two creeps are not smart enough to fool me.

No, master, it is really true.

Didn't you listen to the answering machine?

How dare to lie to me?

You will be punished in hell!

I almost forgot the feng shui appointment.

I remember now, a 200.000 dollar deal.

Get the equipments for me now!

Remember to include a crystal stone to the client as a gift.

Yes!

Two idiots...

Master Liu, if you agree to make a feng shui visit to my house,

I'm willing to pay as much as you want.

200.000 would be enough?

The house is haunted, I believe.

That nightgown is a gift for my friend's wife.

Would it be too sexy?

Mr. Liu, I've been waiting for you for a long time.

I'm sorry to be late.

You're even more handsome in person than on camera

Really cool

It's worth to employ you, although you cost too much.

It's worth...

After you gain a big fortune, you will thank me.

What if I can't make big money?

Can I break your signboard?

Break your leg and rape your wife?

Am I funny?

Can we get started?

OK

First of all,

I'll give you a crystal stone as a souvenir.

This house is terrible,

it’s very easy for the residents to catch Sex Curse infection.

Fortunately, I have a remedy.

I'll set up a Five Star Arena for you,

which will ensure safety and good luck.

Build up a fake wall over there.

Here, southeast, northwest

Those statues were already there when I bought this place.

Is this what the masters call Five Star Arena?

No

I am from the Antarctic Immortal Sect

no one else will understand.

Who did the feng shui of this house before?

The old Feng Shui master left his signature inside the house,

too bad the previous owner died of AIDS a few days ago.

I could have asked him...

Don't move!

He used to be a doctor

He deceived his innocent and young female patients.

People come to the doctor only when they are sick

So wicked to deceive the patients.

In the end, he got AIDS and died.

Ready.

Is there something wrong with my hair?

Your hand

What are you doing?

There might be germs, I suck it off for you.

No need, I'll do it myself

Go ahead

The time is not right today, let's try another day.

You are my idol, I don't mind waiting a few more days!

(82 MINUTES LATER)

Master Liu

this is the mark of your Sheng Ming Tong

Demons and goblins appear!

Show up

Show up

Showed up

You little devil, pretend to be a ghost to scare people?

I should tell your mother to spank you

FENG SHUI SOLUTION DATABASE

NAME: CHO WEN 32 YEARS OLD MARRIED

EVIL EXPERIMENT

INDONESIAN SEX CURSE

PLEASE WAIT

UNKNOWN RESULT

Hubby, isn't it beautiful?

Who gave you this?

You followed me to Stanley Street?

Are you following me?

Isn't this dress a gift from you?

How could it be?

My taste is not that cheap!

Look, it is your handwriting.

Otherwise, how could I accept it?

Actually, this nightie is quite nice.

I won't let you go to bed

if you wear this again

got me?

Why don't you speak?

Not happy?

I have already answered in my heart...

I don't care, I want you to play with me

Who is playing with the baby upstairs?

This is my dad

Dad isn't free to be with daughter today.

Still said no

mom is cooking something for daddy in the kitchen

Baby, who are you talking to?

Talking to uncle

Uncle said he would take me out to play

Little children are not spared either?

What kind of goblin are you? Come out now!

Daddy, uncle is here...

Tell daddy, what that uncle looks like?

This is uncle

A white devil?

Did the doll came with the dress?

Beautiful butterflies!

Honey, light up my cigarette, please

Thank you

That beardy is staring at me

Miss, Miss

What would you like, sir?

Let me get you a beer first,

this is the last night today, everything is on the house.

Why no customer if everything is free?

I can't help it,

they didn't want to face the end,

everyone left.

Sir, are you looking for a friend?

From the looks of it, I probably can't find him here.

No big deal, can I be your friend?

Please, help yourself.

Isn't she charming?

Everything has to wait until she finishes this song,

otherwise she will be very sad.

What are you doing?

Who are you?

My name is Cho Wen.

You are really Cho Wen?

I am

Weird, where did he go?

What do you want?

Master Liu,

it's you who follows me, so I should be the one to ask.

I ask you to get out of my car.

Who are you?

Master Liu forgets many things

I am Cho Wen

You can't be Cho Wen!

Cho Wen once asked me to do feng shui on his house.

Yes

You also helped him to solve his evil-problem.

Do you know what was the result?

Master Liu meets so many believers in one day,

after reading more than a dozen feng shui, how can he remember a nobody like Cho Wen?

If you are really him,

why did you ask me to help with feng shui?

I tested you to see how much you love money.

-Damn you! -Is your wife’s nightgown look nice?

You bastard did it!

I know one more of your shortcomings:

very lustful

but afraid someone seduces your wife.

I'm warning you:

don't touch my family

especially my daughter!

You helped only for the money.

Would you stop doing that?

But you don't need to be nervous,

I've learned it all.

Telling you, I've learned it all.

I'll call the police if you continue!

Beware!

What?

Your car is very nice!

Did you just see...

Is it a new way to pick up girls?

I'm serious.

Don't you think I'm very charming?

Did you just see...

Don't you think I am perfect?

I don't have enough data yet...

Dude, I really like your car,

would you give it to me?

What is the relationship between you and that man?

He gave me these earrings, what do you think?

I haven't been this happy for a long time!

I've heard that having sex with you can change my luck.

I'm no ordinary woman.

Is it true?

What you said is blasphemy.

Dual Cultivation is a supreme training method in India

for spiritual man who does good deeds and accumulates virtues.

He passes on his spiritual power

to those in need of good fortune.

Let me see whether you have "immortal qualities"...

There is immortal flesh, even if there are no immortal bones.

Do you feel it?

I feel you're touching me up.

I think you still don’t understand the mystery of Dual Cultivation.

Let me explain in a simplified way.

What if your wife does Dual Cultivation with someone else?

Will you be jealous?

Hey, I'm not bluffing,

in HK, only I know how to practice Dual Cultivation.

I have a certificate,

come to my office and have a look.

My wife and I have been practicing for so long,

she's full of spiritual energy,

she doesn’t have to practice with others.

You have so much confidence in your wife.

Confidence is low-level matter for us,

my wife and I have a spiritual connection.

If I am practising with others,

it will be beneficial to her as well.

(AT THE SAME TIME)

Are you in heat?

Your husband is possibly making love with some other woman right now.

If you want to do it, why worry about your husband?

Let me help you...

Push harder!

Do you believe me now?

I'm here to set you free...

Daddy won't like you wearing this kind of dress.

Beautiful and fits perfectly!

It's beautiful.

Really beautiful,

don't hesitate if you like it.

May I buy it for you?

Who are you?

Did we meet before?

You following me everywhere,

what do you want?

Miss, this is the first time,

when did we met before?

You are not feeling well?

What you want?

Baby, let’s go!

Careful!

Baby, watch out!

Don't be afraid,

I'm here to help you.

Thank you

Mommy, I'm sorry, don't be angry.

Uncle taught me how to read the Heart Sutra,

so I know mommy was really angry with Baby.

Dicky, I'm telling the truth: something happened to your dad.

-Hurry up and make a call to Canada. -How do you know?

Make that call anyway, you'll know.

Madam, your husband asked me to give it to you.

Sheng Ming, where have you been?

How is my father?

Let's go back to Canada to visit him.

I'll go back to Sheng Ming Tong now and set up a benedictory altar for him.

I'll baptize him by IDD, that'll be enogh.

Daddy is not sincere, he has evil thoughts.

Baby, mind your tongue!

Kid knows nothing, ignore her.

Go back to Sheng Ming Tong now.

Wait a minute,

what are you wearing?

It's so revealing, go get changed!

Mom, I can really read other people's thoughts.

This is called mind-reading.

Then how about you teach mommy how to read minds?

Mommy, you are not gifted.

I am your mom, I think I must be a little bit gifted.

You look so funny

How can you put together the Goddess of Mercy and Holy Mary?

How about that one?

I think they look good together,

nothing wrong with it.

Beware of offending the gods...

What kind of god would be so petty?

If you don’t believe in him, he won’t take care of you

if you do believe in him, he will bless you with everything.

That's a gangster, not a god.

You are ignorant!

I want to Dual Cultivation with you.

I'm also happy to change someone's luck.

It’s not like I want to change my luck

Actually, thinking about me before and now,

I'm already satisfied.

You're just wasting my kindness by thinking this way.

I thought you masters would save all sentient beings,

who knew even talking back would not be allowed.

Forget it...

The Sun God gives me power

What? Must I wear a bra?

It's okay, it's okay...

It's more conveninet not wearing it.

Never heard of remote control?

Don't you think this is more romantic?

What romantic? Come on!

You like being up there

Just do it

Don't touch me there

I won’t tell you anymore

Talking to who?

A boyfriend

Do you still want to see me again?

Let fate determine.

That's good, I was worried you would fall in love with me.

This earring does not bring you luck,

wear this pair.

Pfui, that's tacky!

Not tacky

it's stately.

It's tacky but it is funny.

Fei Fei be mine...

-How is dad's illness? -It should be fine.

Really no problem?

You don’t believe me?

What are you looking at?

What do you see?

Don't worry,

I didn't see anything.

I have no gift!

Okay, okay, you go out

I'll do it myself

I'll do it myself

go out

Didn't I tell you not to wear this dress?

Take it off!

Don't say I don't love you,

I bought these fashionable earrings for you.

Thank you.

What do you wear? You think it's sexy?

You told me to take it off, so I took it off.

Put on some clothes!

Go quickly, go quickly

You always go against me.

How come it tastes like fruit?

Hey, why your underwear smells like cherry?

It was like this when I bought it.

Where did you buy such lascivious thing?

You can buy it everywhere!

Why are you wearing this dress again?

-Then I'll... -Don't take it off

Are you deliberately against me?

You lied to me.

You are not sincere.

What?

I called dad today.

You never called him at all!

The line was engaged.

Then why didn't you tell me the truth?

I don't want you to worry.

We are husband and wife,

useless to always spy on me like that.

It's about my dad's life!

If you can't get through, try again.

You don't trust me?

You go outside to sleep.

I don't want to share the same bed with you.

Where are you going?

I go to sleep with Baby.

Okay, go ahead.

Let it be a chance for you to repent.

(10 HOURS LATER)

Are you sure it was rolling?

How did you get in?

Master, master

I asked them to shoot while you were sleeping,

because when you were sleeping just now,

there was a Buddha light appearing above your head.

Is this what you described in your book

"Having coffee with Buddha"?

We were playing chess

Master, you are so lucky.

Master, we have a new show

called the Rookie Masters Competition

and Mr. Cho is our first honorable guest.

He wants to compete with Master for a prize.

Using the media to promote yourself?

I'm destined to loose,

I can’t hold a candle to you, I just want to learn from the master.

I have a new idea:

you two can compete to guess the Mark Six, stock market or horse racing.

I think my idea will be very popular.

Good idea

I came to see the feng shui of Mr. Liu's office.

Then Mr. Liu will tell everything about my past and present lives.

We challenge in different items,

so I won't feel too shameful if I loose.

This idea is a bit old-fashioned.

Okay, I do want to know your story.

Alright, that's it then.

This setup...

A wonderful setup, "Invincible Kingdom"

This is the best in feng shui.

It's a pity it has a shortcoming.

In fact, there are thousands of shortcomings

under the superficial beauty

riddled with holes

decayed and full of worms.

Master, why don't you care about your kingdom?

Who did you learn it from?

From you, Master, I have read all your books.

I've said the truth, I'm so lucky...

And now, this master comes to see my past and present lives.

You've been pretending to be mysterious,

now, you miscalculated.

You shouldn't have given me the chance to find out who you are.

Can I tell you directly everything?

Of course, otherwise it would be meaningless.

Are you ready?

Hold it!

Pan on Mr. Cho!

You were an eunuch in your previous life.

My name was Wen Yi

Rude, impotent

therefore, in this life, you become romantic and lustful.

Even though you have a lovely wife at home, you still go out fooling with women.

The so-called natural cycle,

at last, there is punishment for you.

Later, you were infected with the sex curse in Indonesia.

It’s the most poisonous kind for the whole family line.

Not only yourself suffered,

but it’s hurting your son and wife.

I see your future, it's very, very miserable...

You deserve it,

but your family is innocent.

You had sexually transmitted diseases all over your body without having sex.

However, you still had a bit of conscience left in you,

looking for help everywhere.

But no one could help you.

Finally, you found a famous master.

Master?

So?

Who is that master?

What did he do to me?

Shit

You should know what that master did to me.

Master!

I learned it all.

It's you!

What happened to him?

Keep going, don't stop

Don't shoot, don't shoot!

I won't admit defeat!

Uncle wins...

Don't laugh at daddy

Mommy, you also laugh at daddy

Stop shooting, thanks.

Do you remember this cherry flavor?

You bought this?

I'll beat you!

Master using violence!

You fell into my trap,

you can buy that panty everywhere.

You think only your wife has one?

Your lousy virtue was captured on film.

Smile, smile!

Shoot!

Damn it! Where did that bastard learn witchcraft?

I could hold him down alone so far,

but I can't guarantee he won't make trouble to you guys.

The United Metaphysics Association must expell him!

Brother Sheng Ming,

that cherry-flavored underwear,

are you sure it belongs to your wife?

This point is very important!

Dicky won't have such lascivious thing.

That bastard bought it for her...

That bastard must have bought it for her!

-Then Cho Wen is an adulterer? -So to speak.

Sheng Ming, what else have you got?

I've got...

You guys have been eavesdropping, right?

Sheng Ming, don't worry,

Yee Ming and Pai Ho will keep the secret,

you just keep talking...

Damn you!

Sheng Ming, what kind of hand-charm is that?

You will know it when you go to the toilet.

Shit, I have hemorrhoids, it will be miserable if I go to the loo.

Brother Chai, what if I need to shit tonight?

My butt hurts.

How could it not hurt when we offended Sheng Ming?

He is the chairman of the Metaphysics Association.

Master Liu, please get in the car.

Who is that bastard?

How dare he go against you?

It's that guy in the gossip weekly

called Cho Wen.

The one who came back from Southeast Asia,

I saw him on TV.

What a handsome master!

What master? He is a charlatan!

He tricked women into doing Dual Cultivation.

I shouldn't have been kind to him.

He looked like a nice guy,

I didn't want to ruin his future.

So I endured the humiliation,

I thought he would repent

but...

But what?

but

he sent a bitchy underwear to my wife!

That's wonderful!

Shut up!

That asshole,

let me kill him for you!

Don't use a gun, it will be too kind to him!

Castrate! -Don't use a knife,

that would cause bleeding and he may have AIDS!

Let me ruin his face!

Disfigure?

Alright, give him a lesson.

Consider it done!

However...

However what?

However...

Stop bleeding first.

Bleeding? What bleeding?

Done.

Your treasure is dead.

Not everyone who dies can reborn

you know that?

Stop playing with this butterfly,

let's play with this.

You thinking of your family again?

They are all dead,

stop torturing yourself!

I'm different,

at least I can be a new person again

I don't isolate myself like you do

say something, don't be so difficult

Isolation can't help

don't you know?

Who killed your family...

you just

rip his hand off

rip his foot off

rip his head off

Time's up. I'll play with you later.

Is Goddess of Mercy a man or a woman?

Of course he was a man.

I mean originally.

Later, in order to use a gentler approach

to listen to the suffering of the people,

he turned into a woman.

Who changed his sex? The God of Heaven?

He himself did it.

He is so capable.

I'm going to the shower.

Have you seen Cho Wen?

Don’t meet him again!

What? Jealous?

Never!

I'm much more handsome than him.

Stop pretending

you have to admit the fact

It’s really hard for you:

be a husband in front of your wife,

be a master in front of your disciples.

How about you, are you interested in becoming my disciple?

I can persuade my ancestor to accept you.

I don't like to be accepted by others.

If you are my disciple, you don't have to worry about your future.

I won't be forcing myself to trust in other people,

and won't plan for my future.

In fact, I want to be like in my previous life.

Let's see you have a little cock or not!

Go away!

Get away!

I'm definitely a woman!

Why was I born as a boy?

I'm hopeless...

I should kill myself.

If you do that, it means there is no hope.

My whole family died.

I don’t know how long I can last.

Before that,

I want to take revenge.

But I'm not capable.

You are not like me

you still have hope

You like being a woman?

Cut it off!

Be a woman completely.

When I'm thinking about my past,

I'm satisfied of what I've got now.

What were you in your past?

Why don't you answer?

What's wrong with you?

Go away, ignore me, go away!

I am a woman now!

I just lack the money to do the breast surgery.

You're perverted! Crazy!

You are a transsexual and seduced me?

That's why you were always on top and never let me touch your tits!

I thought masters could save all sentient beings.

Your level the lowest!

What are you doing with my stuff?

Don't take my clothes!

You want me to throw you out, no?

Don't touch me.

I'm a gentleman.

Get out of here!

Shower.

Fei Fei is missing you

Go to hell!

-Don't stop me, or I'll punch you too! -You are Liu Sheng Ming?

Why did you hit others?

You want to call the police?

Forget it, give him a chance.

God will punish this kind of person.

What do you mean?

Come back if you have the guts!

Beware if you can make it through tonight...

Don't hit others again!

It’ll be nice if daddy comes home for dinner every day.

Daddy is not in a good mood today,

don't make him angry.

Okay!

Time to eat.

Anyway, we still have some money saved.

If you aren't happy in Hong Kong

we can go to Canada and start over.

What did you say?

What did you give me to eat?

These are all your favorite dishes.

Honey! Shit, ghost possession!

Get out of here!

Don't come out, no matter what happens!

Sheng Ming?

What are you doing?

It's me

Honey, I'm in danger

Let me go, let me go first!

It's not me... Go away

I'll kill you!

Are you alright, honey?

If I get hit, you should spit out your money to me!

Sheng Ming, don’t scare me

When you first learned Taoism, you were still a passionate young man.

Once you succeed, you became self-obsessed.

Forgetting your roots.

How many believers were separated from their wives by you.

Families ruined.

Where is your heart?

He was confused at that time, let him go

Alright, I'll let you see his true face

to break your heart.

Three questions,

if you answer either one, I let him go.

Liu Sheng Ming,

do you know why your wife is willing to follow & trust you?

She loves me, worships me

Wrong.

She loves you because once you were a human being with ideals.

That is to say,

if you are not famous, she will still loves you.

Why do you like your wife?

Giving it up?

Let's see whether you can answer the third question:

Now I kiss you -

guess whether it was a kiss from me or your husband.

Don't act recklessly,

same person, same mouth, same tongue

how to tell the difference?

If she can't tell the difference, you're in trouble.

Don't kill my husband!

Then it depends on whether you can answer it or not.

I know it's you.

Sheng Ming

Cho Wen, you must keep your word!

Liu Sheng Ming, you are so lucky.

Sheng Ming, how are you?

Why you were so sure that the kiss wasn't from me?

Why so sure?

Don't ask.

I just knew.

Forget it!

Sheng Ming

I don’t believe I can’t defeat you!

I don’t believe I am no match for you!

Mommy, get up

Mommy, get up!

Master!

Madam, we brought someone to help master.

Liu Sheng Ming?

He is upstairs.

Who is she?

You'll know it later,

I can help your husband.

She said she can help the master and that she's an expert.

Nothing... he was just naked.

Turns out the guy is powerless.

Hurry up and get some holy water to clean the talismans.

Master, how is he?

I'm not a master

I am a doctor from the Castle Peak Psychiatric Hospital.

Then he...

It's not him, it's Cho Wen.

I came to tell him that Cho Wen is not a bad person,

but a hospital patient who just recovered from mental illness.

Look

What happened last night was caused by his own obsession.

How much he suffered, how powerful he is

It's all your fault.

If you never commit sin,

there won't be any bewitching.

Let this be a lesson for you.

I should have known he is powerless.

I came to the wrong place.

You didn't and I want to thank - bless you.

Crazy people shouldn't thank me.

What crazy?

Crazy, meaning...

Nervous disorder.

A crazy teaches a crazy to help a crazy - it's crazy!

Brother Ma? I happened to be thinking of you!

It's about Cho Wen,

it turns out he is powerless.

In that case

I think we don’t have to...

Don't waste anymore time!

Let's go and give him a good lesson.

OK, I'll come right away!

Hello, Liu Sheng Ming?

It's me again!

You again?

Where are you? Show up at once!

This place is nice

So comfortable

Don't think you can play around

You got no magic left,

hurry back to the nuthouse.

Dicky is not in the room

where has she gone?

I'm warning you,

don't touch my wife again!

Are you scared?

It's all your fault that you never cherish your wife.

She is so lonely now.

Let me comfort her for you.

-Master Liu, please teach us Dual Cultivation. -Cultivate yourself.

Hello?

That's daring

I suspect your wife likes me very much.

She wants to seduce me.

Screw you!

Master Liu gave it to us, let's take it home!

Adulterer and adulteress

You think you are handsome?

Tell me honestly:

did that devil give you the earrings?

you bought this earring yourself

Tell me the truth!

Can you stop being so loud,

you scare our daughter.

Are you still pretending to be a good wife and mother?

You are messing with that devil in front of me?

you, you

See, have you forgotten?

This is the one you brought back to me

You told me that wearing one earring is the most popular thing now.

What does it have to do with him?

You found the other one at his place?

What happened?

Did something happen?

I'm so worried...

I beg you,

come to Canada with me.

If I go with you, it means I'm afraid of him.

Come with me!

I want to prove it to you,

seducing the wife of Liu Sheng Ming will not end well.

No, we can't leave our daughter alone at home!

Are you crazy? I have nothing to do with him,

but you did something bad to his family.

You are talking nonsense

Since that guy appeared, you lost your way.

I know you women like handsome men,

but what's the use of being handsome?

He won't be sincere to you if he doesn't have a heart.

You drag me here to prove that I have an affair with him, right?

I'm going up now and make love to him.

Come up and stop him if you can!

I'm telling you, don't go too far!

Come back and kowtow before me

then maybe I forgive you.

It's you who should say sorry!

I'll give you ten minutes

Come back to me right away

If you don't come back, we're splitting up

Definitely splitting

Did you hear that?

Okay, I'll give you 11 minutes

Give you one more minute.

Brother Ma! Brother Ma!

Help me to beat him until his hands and feet are broken

and his face is disfigured

castrate him

let’s see if he can seduce other people’s wives again.

Why bother? Just do things swiftly and neatly.

I'm leaving.

Get out of here you too.

Thanks

Brothers, give him two more beatings on my account!

Let’s see if you still dare to be arrogant...

Kid, who are you to Mr. Cho?

Where is he?

Kid, run!

Come on!

Where are you going?

Go quickly!

Save me!

It was your husband who set the fire,

wait for him to save you.

You guys give me three parking tickets each day,

but don't put out the fire

Where is my wife?

You are so inhuman,

I let you off the hook and you asked the triads to set a fire?

You are really heartless!

I have to save my wife

Kit!

Remember to save my wife!

Help!

Dicky, don't jump!

I come to help you

Don't jump!

Catch the wire and jump

Don’t be afraid!

Come!

THE SHAME OF SPIRITUAL MASTERS LIU SHENG MING INVOLVED IN A FIRE

MAGICIAN FAILED TO GET RID OF THE GHOSTS OF THE CONSTRUCTION SITE,

COMPANY DECLARED BANKRUPCY

Liu Sheng Ming,

you are in the shit now.

Beat him!

Don't run

Mister, where are you going?

Where is what?

Sheng Ming, you are always like this,

things got out of hand,

why didn't you come to me earlier?

I heard that your two apprentices

became the assistants of Cho Wen.

Don't even mention those two traitors,

both of them will be destroyed sooner or later!

There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Wickedness of the past repaid in this life.

If you harmed others, they will definitely take revenge.

This Cho Wen is here for you.

So be it

Come to my TV show tomorrow and I'll help you change your luck in public.

Can you help me like this?

It doesn't sound good...

Ah Choi,

aren't you making a mistake?

How can you use him to boost your image?

What are you talking about?

I really want to help him!

Don't trust him, he is not powerful enough.

I tell you what:

come to my life-releasing rite tomorrow,

I'll do a ritual for you and you'll be fine.

You need help?

come to me

they are useless

Enough!

You idiots are adding insult to injury and taking advantage of the situation.

Choke! Choke!

Shit, he just applied the Seal of Death of the Wronged Ghost!

Damn it, who believes in him now?

If he knows that,

he could have saved himself.

Honey, honey

where are you going?

open the door!

Why didn't you wait for me?

I'm going back to Canada with Baby.

It's okay now,

they don't have enough evidence to charge me whth the fire,

otherwise, they wouldn’t have released me on bail.

I have to go to the funeral.

My family don't want to see you,

they just want to see Baby!

Who died?

You don't even know what happened?

I don't want to talk to you!

Your dad died?

You can still read my heart.

Take care of yourself,

a lawyer will contact you for our divorce.

Honey,

I've got nothing left

I don't want to lose you.

Sheng Ming,

I've been with you for so many years,

you made mistakes, I still followed you.

Not this time.

If you want me to come back to you,

try your magic!

168 DAYS LATER

-What are these? -I want to be a gal!

Thank you for watching.

Through the program "Mysterious World",

I want everyone to understand the world.

So let's use this live broadcast to show you the truth.

He looks so familiar

What does fate and luck means?

Now, I want to introduce someone to you.

You look bitchy,

I know you are thinking of him.

Shut up or I won't feed you

I don't want to expose his identity just now,

follow me please.

Fei Fei, your car is on TV.

How come?

He misses you so much, coming to visit you.

Did you see through my heart?

Master Cho, a bearded woman seems to say hello to you.

Who is that?

I don’t have to watch it on TV,

open the window to see it more clearly

Let's go up there.

Get out!

Sheng Ming, they are bad guys,

leave quickly

No, no, I want to see it

Wait...

Go to the room, lock up and don't come out.

You are so pretty today.

Don't you want to see me?

You're not welcomed here, go away!

I'm going to call the police if you don't leave!

Fei Fei

What are you doing out here?

I want to go wash my feet.

Don't come out

The door will be opened automatically.

Your magic isn't working, leave!

So cute! Indian folk dance.

Sheng Ming, what are you doing?

Sheng Ming, what are you doing?

Peacock dance

Don't open the door

You are being controlled, wake up!

How could I hit you?

Dear viewers,

our "ill-fated person" guest today is

Master Liu Sheng Ming.

Stop shooting.

Just shoot the surroundings.

Come and shoot me, come on

You have become 100% a woman.

I'm going to kiss you.

Why are you kissing my wife?

Honey,

your lips are dirty.

Sheng Ming, how are you?

Why am I here?

Sheng Ming, you regain your memory?

Ok, I woke up

I recognize you

I know you

You pervert!

Sheng Ming, how are you?

I am Poisoned Tumor Ming.

Where are they taking me?

Where do you want to go?

I want to go home.

We are now taking you home.

That'll be fine,

hang up, please.

Hey, I did this only to increase the ratings!

You stop the show to play the innocent?

God be with you, and so is the Devil.

All you evil spirits better go to hell.

Much more electricity is needed.

You'll electrocute him like that!

We agreed to co-operate in his treatment.

How to get him back to normal is my business.

Are you teaching me? Crazy.

Hey, with Cho Wen,

I used "7 pins" to settle him down.

That's different,

he was infected by the Evil Spirit.

This Liu Sheng Ming is not possessed by evil spirits,

so I, the doctor, will take care of him.

I've been a patient here for so many years,

I have no confidence in you as a doctor.

You don’t but the government does!

Junior brother, when will you let me go?

By the way, I'm your senior.

You let them tie me up as if I was crazy?

What the hell do you mean?

Oh, senior brother,

you enjoyed your fame outside for so many years,

why are you still so ignorant?

This a mental hospital

and I'm a patient too.

It was the doctor who ordered to tie you up, not me!

I recognize that doctor,

I know you are in cahoots with her.

Really?

When did I ally with them?

I haven’t seen you in twenty years,

and I recognize you, which proves that I am already cured.

Why did you tie me up?

You recognize me?

Do you recognize yourself?

You can't mess that up!

It's you who made all this mess!

Cho Wen was dragged down by you!

Don't you know?

If we weren't from the same discipline school,

I'd have stop you from doing more evil.

After his recovery, I had to teach Cho Wen how to enlight you

in order to settle your hatred.

But you are so stubborn,

so obsessed,

you were ruined entirely by yourself.

You deserve it!

Do you regret it?

You are harmful

You think you are a god or living Buddha?

You are just a fake!

None of my business. None of my business.

Do you think I was willing?

People today are dissatisfied with reality.

They don’t want to work hard but want to change their destiny.

How can there be so many free meals in this world?

Who can help them? A lawyer, a doctor?

No one can help them.

They are superstitious, they force themselves to trust me.

Help or not, I will be blamed.

It's not me who's obsessed,

it's those superstitious people!

Useless to blame others!

Do you know what your chess game has become?

Death traps are everywhere

calamity on all sides.

There was a holy gate to let you out,

who knew you wouldn't leave on your own?

Now every door to life has become a door to death.

You are the cause of all this!

Crying?

We have to finish this game!

Still crying?

You want to cry?

Okay, I'll let you cry louder

How difficult is this game?

Don't mess with it!

If you put the chess piece here, you are going to hell!

Are you crazy?

How can there be life without death?

It's just you who separates the two games.

Why not mix them together?

It wasn't in vain I spent so many years

playing this game of chess.

It's done, why don't you leave?

Let's go out together!

I'm staying here and play chess.

Chess?

Wake-up time!

What does wake-up time mean?

Nothing, just revenge.

AWAKENED - THE FIRST DAY

I thought you would never get better in this life.

I won't leave without you.

I know you're just flattering me,

but I'm still very happy.

What are your plans?

I want you to help me.

Here is a nightgown and a doll,

please hand it to my wife and Baby.

This is the first time I bought them presents.

You have to give them personally.

It's so important, you better hand them yourself.

I don't have time.

Are you going to seek revenge on Cho Wen?

I'm not seeking revenge, I'm going to pay off my debt.

He has changed now,

you will die if you go!

After you entered the mental hospital, he came here once.

How did you get in?

For you.

I'm so happy today,

I'll cook something just for you.

You can eat it yourself, I want to go out.

I want to have dinner with you.

Try it.

Then I'll eat it myself.

I'm full, take your time.

Didn't you long for this?

In the past, yes, because you saved my life.

But I don't like the things you've done.

I don't want to go against you,

better not seeing each other again, okay?

Do you think I went too far with Liu Sheng Ming?

Not exactly.

You ruined his family, but you didn't kill him.

I deliberately leave him suffer in this world.

He can blame no one.

I gave him a chance.

Don't you think he is miserable now?

I'm even worse!

I wouldn't blame him if he didn't help me then.

But he knew that his help would bring death to my family.

He wanted to look powerful.

Why did he sacrifice others for the sake of his reputation?

It's about human lives.

What did I do wrong?

If I die, I die willingly.

But why did he kill my wife?

Why did he kill my son?

Why?

why...

These seven pins saved my life,

but also destroyed my seven human feelings.

Can't even close my eyes when sleeping.

What's the difference between me and a walking corpse?

It's not a pleasure to owe someone a debt.

What's more, I owe him two lives.

Take me with you, you will feel better if I'm there.

It will be alright.

Sheng Ming!

Let me come in!

Cho Wen will listen to my advice!

Cho Wen!

Hold on, you must hold on!

Don't pull, let me go in!

Be careful,

are you hurrying to get reincarnated?

Who's talking?

Aren't you just a human being?

Daddy, I can read your heart,

you are scared.

Baby!

Where are you?

Are you with your mommy?

Dicky, Dicky...

I've been with you for so many years

you made mistakes, I still followed you.

Not this time.

Illusion!

It's all an illusion.

Miss Pak, Shing po, Kai Chan

what are you doing here?

Master Cho said

today is your judgment day.

Came to see how are you going to die.

What is this place?

This is your nightmare.

Don't play tricks.

Whatever you want, I'm well prepared.

Alright, alright, I've been waiting for this opportunity for ages.

Can I do whatever I want?

You can cut me into ten pieces

and throw me into the sea - whatever you want.

I don't want you to die

I just want you to give me a wife.

I'm kidding!

I wanted you to understand the pain of loosing a wife and child.

I have one more thing that you haven't experienced personally.

Okay, I want you to repay your debt now!

I want you to feel the pain of the 7 pins!

Painful?

You better scream!

It hurts!

I'm hurting you!

Why don't you feel pain?

Here comes the bride.

You don't want me to pay off the debt,

you are performing a ritual.

I just want my wife back

you know that?

If I stick this pin into your head,

my wife will possess Dicky's body forever.

Even if you pull it out, it will be of no use.

Dicky, get away!

Wife!

I am no longer your wife.

Don't trust him!

He is possessed by an evil spirit!

You still want to frame me?

I'm here to help you.

If he can survive the pain I suffered,

he will be free.

Dicky, don't!

He wants his wife to possess you.

Cho Wen, what I owe you

is none of my wife's business.

You are so nervous

Is it because you love your wife or you just want to flatter her?

He is so stubborn,

only you can save him.

Do it!

Husband!

worked

It worked!

Wife,

we can be together again forever.

Invincible Buddha!

Don't go near her,

she has been in hell for ages, she is possessed by evil.

She's no longer your wife.

Hubby!

Don't go!

Stop lying to me, she is my wife!

None of your business!

Wife, this bastard wants to drag you down.

I know you've suffered in hell,

but I have already avenged you.

We can be reunited as a family. -Family? -Yes.

Haven't you hurt me enough?

You never change!

You make mistakes

and put the blame on others.

Why don’t you repent?

If you were not a womanizer,

how come you got infected with the Sex Curse?

The family was ruined

You dragged me to death!

You saved me

but not because you love me,

You want to redeem yourself only.

Honey!

Honey, don’t go...

Leave me alone!

Wife, don’t leave

Wife

Give my wife back!

Husband, give up now.

If you want to be with me,

don't stay up there.

Come down

it's suicide staying up there.

Coming down is the only way out.

Hubby,

you never listened to me.

Just once, listen.

alright

Have you finished?

Hold my hand and don't let go

I haven't finished...

- Husband! -Don’t be afraid, I’m here with you.

END OF FIRST EPISODE

COMING SOON TO THIS SCREEN:

THE SEQUEL

I knew you won't die that easily...

Let me finish this bowl of soup first,

don't waste Fei Fei's kindness.

You know how to treasure other's kindness now.

Where is Fei Fei?

Fei Fei’s soup is delicious,

we can start cooking classes now.

A good soup depends on the materials.

Is this yours?

I don't think my heart is qualified to make a truly good sincere soup.

Sincere soup?

Whose heart is this?

Guess.

Let me put your heart back.

It's fixed.

From now on, be a good man and take good care of yourself.

You didn't come for revenge?

You became a different person, I'm not interested in you at all.

Who are you interested in?

You first

After you

You first

You first

Now, I'm going to introduce two new masters:

We will save all sentient beings

Start with the lowest?

Are you interested?

-Why don't you go? -Let's go together.

SINCE THEY STARTED SANCTIONING CHARLATANS BY LAW,

THEIR NUMBERS CONTINUE TO GROW, BECAUSE...

THE NUMBER OF SUPERSTITIOUS PEOPLE IS INCREASING.