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[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out 'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while But ♪

♪ We're back with style So ♪

♪ Get set To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Theodore, it looks like

you did the most chores today.

So, what show do you want to watch?

Hmm, I-I don't know.

What show do you want to watch, Talking Teddy?

I want to watch Talking Teddy TV Fun Time!

Oh, Theodore, please, I beg you, not that again!

I don't choose.

Talking Teddy does.

Oh, good, because for a minute,

I was afraid a stuffed doll was running our lives!

Alvin, you know how this works.

If you want to choose the show,

you can always do more chores.

Ugh! That's not even funny, Dave.

TALKING TEDDY [ON TV]: Yay!

KIDS [ON TV]: It's Talking Teddy Time!

Yay. Talking Teddy loves this show.

Well, ha, ha of course you do.

It's your own show!

What an egotist.

Hi, boys and girls. Ha, hi!

TALKING TEDDY [ON TV]: Now, everyone, get up and dance!

Come on, guys.

Talking Teddy wants us to dance.

Not gonna happen, Ted.

Come on, dance with me.

No, I'll sit this one out.

I'm talking to you!

Let's dance.

We said, no!

Night, boys.

[all] Night, Dave!

[light switch flicks and door closes]

[♪♪♪]

What is that?

It's my Talking Teddy Bright Night Bright Light.

[softly] Teddy needs it.

No, he doesn't.

Teddy?

Do you like your night-light?

For a pot of honey I will!

What does that mean?

What does that mean? What does that mean?

It means he needs his night-light.

♪ Night-light Sleep tight ♪

♪ You're my little Friend tonight ♪

[groans] [teddy repeating song]

Stop looking at me.

[song stops]

[♪♪♪]

[muffled speech]

Shh.

[Alvin] This bear has got to go.

If we don't put an end to this,

we're gonna be watching Talking Teddy

on our Talking Teddy sofa,

while drinking out of our Talking Teddy mug,

and having our feet--

Enough, please. I get it.

But what can we do?

Well, I was thinking of putting in

a walkie-talkie inside Teddy. That way--

Alvin, that's a terrible idea.

We'd never get the voice right.

Well, excuse me!

I'm the only one throwing out ideas here.

I've got the perfect idea.

Ha, oh, really!

Would you like my help or not?

Yes.

Are you gonna drop the attitude?

Yes.

Great. Grab the bear.

[♪♪♪]

See Simon, this is why

we're such a great team.

I'm an ideas guy, the leader,

but also the brains.

Stop talking. Now, get this.

I'm keeping all the hardwiring

on the voice module exactly the same.

But here's the Shyamalan twist.

And now you stop talking.

In layman's terms, all you do

is type whatever you want it to say right here.

Why are you wearing a baseball cap to bed?

Why are you wearing a baseball cap?

Because it's sewn on.

What's your excuse, weirdo?

Ha, ha, ha. Great work, Simon!

Hold on, hold on.

I don't know if I trust you using it.

Simon, Theodore's my brother too.

I only want what's best for him.

Have a little faith.

[sighs]

Hey, Theodore, it's your night to pick the show again.

What do you want to watch, Talking Teddy?

[♪♪♪]

I want to watch Star Missions: The Impossible Return.

Wait, wait, what?

Really?

Yeah, that show looks awesome, bro.

Bro? Oh, okay.

[laser blasts on tv]

Geez, Teddy, I didn't think

you liked this kind of stuff.

I like it 'cause it's awesome.

Stop judging me and enjoy the show.

Oh, you sure learned a lot more words.

[♪♪♪]

I don't sleep with night-lights anymore

because they're lame.

It also helps me face my fear of the dark,

which is more important

than whether something is lame or not.

Okay.

Alvin, I want your room clean today.

Oh, brother.

[♪♪♪]

Theodore, can we clean Alvin's room?

I love to clean.

You do? Are you sure?

Did I stutter?

No.

Alvin, give me the keyboard!

We're done.

I should've known

you couldn't handle this responsibility.

All right, take a deep breath.

I'll stop with the perks,

but we both know we need this

if we're gonna get out of Talking Teddy's control.

How's this? If I abuse my power one more time,

you can just take the keyboard.

No, Alvin!

I don't want to have to watch you.

Exactly. Glad we talked.

What? No, Alvin, we're disagreeing.

[groaning]

Well, it looks pretty clean.

Let's go outside and play.

We forgot the best part!

Alvin's dirty clothes!

[Theodore] Oh, no.

You're the greatest.

But don't tell Simon.

He creeps me out.

[gasps]

What are you doing, Theodore?

Uh. Nothing?

So, um, Teddy been saying anything unusual lately?

No. Stop asking questions.

[sighs]

♪ Yeah you got me ♪

♪ Wrapped around Your finger now ♪

♪ Yes, you do ♪

♪ Got me going crazy ♪

♪ Make me wanna Scream and shout ♪

♪ Yes it's true ♪

♪ Ya got me runnin' ♪

♪ All over town for you ♪

♪ You got me jumpin' ♪

♪ Just say How high to go ♪

♪ You got me workin' ♪

♪ I got Some chores to do ♪

♪ All for your lovin' ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, I wonder ♪

♪ How did I fall under Your spell ♪

♪ Your spell ♪

♪ Hypnotized ♪

♪ Take a look into my eyes And you'll see ♪

♪ What have you done You got me on my knees ♪

♪ What have you done What have you done ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Do you wanna watch Talking Teddy?

No, George Washington Werewolf Slayer.

Uh-oh. Again?

Don't tell Simon, but I think

we should take the money in your piggy bank

and give it to charity.

Alvin's skate park!

That's it!

[rubber glove snaps]

[electricity sizzles]

Where's the remote?

Aha! Bingo!

You're not allowed to watch TV in the afternoon.

What?

You were mean to Theodore,

and now you're going to pay for it.

Aah? What?

You heard me, punk.

[screams]

Very funny, Simon.

Hand over the keyboard.

What do you mean? You have the only one.

[laughing nervously]

Oh, yeah. Mm-hm. There-there it is.

What's going on?

Uh. Nothing, nothing.

We're all good.

[♪♪♪]

That's right.

You're dealing with me now.

[screams]

[sighs]

[yawns]

♪ Night-light Sleep tight ♪

[screaming]

What is it?

Why are we screaming?

This is a bad news bear!

He's evil I tell you, evil!

Who? Talking Teddy?

I love you, Theodore.

Can I have a hug?

Oh. I love you too.

[yawns]

Don't think I forgot about you, mister.

I'll deal with you later.

No, no, no!

Mission accomplished.

[♪♪♪]

Where's Alvin?

He's, uh, sleeping in the living room.

[yawns] Good night, Theodore.

Night.

You know, Theodore, there are lots of

other little boys and girls who need me.

I might be able to help more kids

if you gave me to a daycare program.

Oh. Well, okay.

[screams]

Calm down, Alvin.

Teddy's leaving.

What? What do you mean?

Well, he can do more good out there,

in the real world.

He was meant for greater things.

Oh, thank you!

Thank you!

Not that we won't all miss him terribly.

Well, goodbye!

Out you go. So long!

Ha, ha, ha! Yes!

Simon, did you hear the great news?

Teddy the terrible is gone!

And out of your corrupt, little hands.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Oh, trust me, I have been scared straight!

[Talking Teddy] Who wants to play?

That's not funny, Simon.

It wasn't me.

Like I'm that gullible.

[Talking Teddy] I'll be yours forever.

I'm not joking. That's not me!

Look what was at the toy store!

New and improved Talking Teddy.

[screaming]

[♪♪♪]

[Dave] Alvin? Alvin!

Theodore, have you seen Alvin?

We're gonna be late for the first day of school!

Uh, uh, no.

But I know that Alvin's

not hiding in the closet.

[Alvin] Oh, come on, Theodore!

Let's go, Alvin.

No! You can't make me! Come on.

[grunting]

♪ Christmas Christmas time is near ♪

♪ Time for toys And time for cheer ♪

[Alvin] Please, Dave! Not school!

[Theodore] Yeah, Dave. Not school!

[Dave] Come on, guys, it'll be fun.

[chattering]

Hey. Looks like there's a new principal.

Pleased to meet you.

♪ You're that kind of woman ♪

♪ That kind of woman-- ♪

Wowza.

Come on, guys. Dave knows best.

[in unison] See ya later, Dave!

Well, whoa, I just wanted to say

how impressed I am

with what you've done with the school.

Well, thank you.

But I just started today.

Ha. So humble, I love it.

And speaking of love,

I'd love to be your assistant!

That's very sweet,

but I already have an assistant.

Alrighty, well, maybe I can show you around town.

I'm sort of a local legend.

Please, go to class.

[laughing]

Oh, yes. Playin' hard to get.

[teacher] Tonight's homework will be to outline Chapter One...

[clock ticking] [teacher speaking indistinctly]

[bell rings]

[Alvin huffing and puffing]

Oh, yes!

[girl clears throat]

May I help you?

What are you doing here?

Uh, well, I work here.

What are you doing here?

You're her assistant?

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

And I love this job!

The badge is so shiny and...

[whispering] Well, all the cute bad boys get sent here.

Whatever.

Britt, just tell the principal I need to see her.

She's busy.

[grunts]

[♪♪♪]

No way.

Tickle, tickle! Aah!

What? Oh.

[grunting]

Huh?

[panting] [yells]

Oh, no, no, no.

Just a second, muchacho!

Oh, Britt, please, have a heart.

I need to see her!

Uh. She's the principal, Alvin.

Everybody needs to see her.

Okay! Fine!

When's her next opening?

Hmm, let's see.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

For you, uh, next semester.

Buh-bye!

Oh!

Uh, buh-bye.

♪ You're that kind of woman ♪

[teacher] Alvin. Alvin!

Oh. Huh? W-w-what?

[sighs]

What did the author mean when he wrote,

"It was the best of times,

it was the worst of times"?

You woke me up for that?

Principal's office!

Okay, Alvin. You're up.

Oh. Is it next semester already?

[blows raspberry]

You have a lovely office.

But that assistant of yours has got to go!

Have a seat, Alvin.

Oh, sorry, sorry, stand up.

I know the first few days back at school can be tough,

so if there are any issues that I can help you with--

So observant, you are a wonder.

There are a couple of things.

So I'm travelling through the air...

The craziest part...

Ha, ha, so, there I am, the middle of nowhere,

performing for this children's orphanage in Burma.

Alvin, I'm so sorry to interrupt your story,

but I really have to see other students.

Ha, ha, ha, of course.

Mwah!

Adieu, my petit amour.

Until we meet again.

♪ I'd stare ya down ♪

♪ If the big, bad wolf Was coming ♪

♪ I'd scream loud ♪

♪ Keep your paws Off my woman ♪

♪ I'll tell ya now ♪

♪ Love will make ya do Some crazy things ♪

♪ Love, love Love, love, love ♪

♪ You got me going, you got me Going out of my mind ♪

♪ Ooh girl, what's a guy Got to do to get to ♪

♪ You girl, I wanna I wanna love ya baby ♪

♪ I want you to Call me your man ♪

♪ Ooh girl, baby You don't understand ♪

♪ Oh I would do anything Aye ♪

♪ Tell me baby Aye ♪

♪ Wha-wha-what do I gotta do? Aye ♪

♪ To tell me baby Aye ♪

♪ To ge-ge-get Close to you ♪

♪ You got me going ♪

♪ You got me going Out of my mind ♪

♪ Ooh girl ♪

♪ Baby you Don't understand ♪

♪ Oh I would do anything ♪

Mr. Seville, may I speak with you

for a minute about Alvin?

Alvin, please, take your seat.

Shh!

Please, give me a call if there's anything I can do.

Competition from my own dad?

Well, the gloves are off,

'cause two can play at that game!

[Alvin panting]

Brittany, did she get the flowers I sent her?

Uh, no. It's inappropriate.

She's the principal.

Oh. What about the chocolates?

Ah. They're delicious.

Mm. Thank you.

You have not seen the last of me.

Ah, okay, weirdo.

Alvin, your report?

Oh no, I didn't do it.

I guess you'll have to send me

to the Principal's office.

Oh. New rule, Alvin.

You're not going to see the Principal anymore.

Now sit down!

[groans]

So get this, the Vice President Burr

challenges Hamilton to a duel, which I don't know,

in my opinion, that seems super extreme.

Yo, Kevin! We wrappin' this up or what?

I hate my life.

[Alvin] My, my! It is hot in here.

And I know just how to cool off.

Oh, please don't.

[water splashes]

Nothing?

Obviously I'm crying out for some discipline.

That's why we called your father.

Alvin!

[Alvin] I can't believe they're suspending me.

Depriving a young man of his education.

Why, it's crim--

Who are you writing to?

It's a bill, Alvin.

A bill or a love letter?

[nervous laughing]

Right you are.

[clears throat]

Alvin, go do something!

Anything!

Like what?

I'm grounded, remember?

I can't watch TV.

I can't play video games.

I can't even use my phone.

I can't do anything!

Well, here's an idea.

How about finishing your homework?

Oh.

Now that's just cruel!

Go! Please!

♪ Bonsoir Bonsoir ♪

♪ Mam'selle Bonsoir ♪

♪ I wish, I wish I could speak French ♪

You have to let him back in school.

[principal over phone] I'm sorry.

Please. I have to see you!

[principal over phone] Oh, all right.

I'm having dinner at Le Cafe.

I can meet you there before eight.

Oh, thank you.

I'll leave right now.

I need Alvin back in school!

You can't expect the school

to discipline a child that has no rules at home.

He has rules!

As we speak, Alvin's at home doing his homework.

Are you positive about that?

Absolutely!

Garçon.

[screams]

Aah!

Unh, why did you do that?

Sorry, I thought you'd want a napkin

t-to wipe the soup off. [muffled grunting]

Are you all right?

Oh, yes!

[muttering] Stop that!

Oh, I'm fine.

Darling? Oh, hello, love.

[Alvin, muffled] Love?

[man & principal scream]

Who's this guy?

Uh, this is my husband, Alvin.

Husband? As in, you're married?

Of course.

Why do you think I wear a wedding ring?

Aah! I never saw that!

Oh, I guess love is blind.

And then, you not only sneak out of the house,

but jump in the back of the car without telling me?

D-do you know how wrong that is?

You're right. Really, Alv-- Wait?

Did you just say I-I'm right?

I get it, Dave.

Listen, Alvin, I know it's hard,

but believe me, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Oh, yeah?

Ask any fisherman,

our oceans are nearly depleted!

But I know I acted like a complete jerk.

I just don't know what I can do

to make it up to everyone.

I feel like my heart's been ripped out

and run over by a Mack truck,

then exploded by a bomb

and thrown into a blender.

Uh, been there before.

Anyway, I can't tell ya how sorry I am.

But love is a cruel mistress.

I'll never fall in love again.

[blows nose]

[dog barks]

Oh, well. Hello, gorgeous!

Hi!

[barking]

Hello! Hello?

[grunts]

Quick, how do you get out of here?

Try the door.

Oh, ha, ha. Right.

Hey! Yoo-hoo!

Wait up.

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪