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[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out 'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while But ♪

♪ We're back with style So ♪

♪ Get set To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Yeah, yeah, but just hear me out.

Alvin, I said, no talking.

Right, right, but if I might,

I was just trying to say that

I thought a painted red wall

with a cheerful yellow A

would, you know, give the kids hope.

Alvin, stop talking.

But I was just going to--

Stop. Talking.

Totally, totally.

But just for example, did you know

that the color red [groans]

evokes a feeling of power and inspiration?

Now, wouldn't that be--

Okay, okay.

Just go. Go!

What?

Please, just go.

I can't stand it anymore.

Okay, then. See you tomorrow!

Ha, ha, works every time.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Britt!

Brittany?

[panting]

Yikes!

[yelps]

Simon, there are aliens in the school basement.

I know what you're thinking,

but I'm 100 percent positive.

Uh, what?

Uh-huh. Fascinating.

Did you hear me?

I said, there's an alien

hiding in the school basement!

Well, yes I did.

And I also heard you say last summer

that there was a dinosaur in the public pool

and that Mr. Nickels was a robot.

Oh, fine. Mock me!

Please. It was probably

just someone working in the basement.

Uh, honestly, where do you come up with aliens?

Fine. Sit back if you like.

But there's something going on down there,

and I'm gonna find out what it is!

All right, missy, you wanna tell me

what's going on in the basement?

[gasps]

You wanna tell me why you're not in class?

I asked you first.

Look, I saw you in the hallway.

Then I saw the hand beneath the doorway,

and the light.

So, I know there are aliens.

Alvin, go to class.

You can't tell me what to do.

Ha, ha. Yes, I can.

[clock ticking]

[♪♪♪]

[bell rings] I'll see you later.

[stuttering]

This can't be right!

Dang-it.

[grunts]

What?

Whoa.

All right, Mr. Know-it-all,

what do you call this?

A booger?

[gasping]

That's so gross!

No, no. It's alien slime.

And guess where I found it.

In the school basement.

Not listening.

[mumbling]

Simon, just look at it

under your giant magnifying glass thingy.

You mean, microscope?

Whatever it's called.

Alvin, I'm only doing this

because I want to put an end

to all of this silliness.

Got it?

Fine, fine, just take a look, will you?

Fine, but this will prove once and for all that--

Ooh. That's interesting.

Oh, what? What? Is it alive?

It seems to be some sort of silicon substance.

Oh, no! From a spaceship?

Yeah, yeah.

Or a tennis shoe.

So, so, you're saying it's an alien?

Alien?

Okay now, that's so far

from what I'm saying, it's frightening.

I agree. This alien stuff

is all pretty frightening.

Oh, brother.

Well, I'm going to bed now, Alvin.

Please drop this.

It just makes people worry.

I'm in a happy place.

I'm in a happy place.

I know the school is lying to me.

And I'm pretty sure

those aliens have taken control over Brittany.

Ahem, Alvin, heh.

But, but, Theodore, even if

there are aliens in the school basement,

it doesn't mean they're the bad kind

that eat people's brains.

They may be the happy-go-lucky kind that,

you know, just wanna probe you

for their scientific experiments. Ha, ha.

What?

Oh, oh, Alvin's such a kidder.

Oh.

Put it to bed, Alvin.

Simon, are you awake?

[mumbling]

What kind of a question is that?

But you're awake, right?

Because you woke me up, yes.

Great. Then come to school with me.

Absolutely n--

Are you gonna come?

Oh, oh, not in a--

Don't fight it, Simon.

We all know how this is gonna end.

So let's try it again.

Will you come to school with me?

Aah! I hate you!

I know, I know.

Now, let's do this.

Very intimidating.

[♪♪♪]

And what exactly do these masks do for us?

Shh. Not now, Simon.

Put your game face on.

What's the point? My game face is hidden.

[♪♪♪]

Aah! What was that?

Oh, yes! I knew it!

[rattles]

Alvin?

Simon?

Okay. I'm-- I'm just dreaming

that I'm alone in the room.

Stay calm.

[rattling continues]

Dave! Dave!

This is all starting to make sense.

They're at the school to brainwash kids.

That's why class is so boring!

Shh. Quiet, Alvin.

[man] Hey!

What are you kids doing here?

Here's a better question.

What are you doing at a school

wearing high-tech gear, huh?

Ha, ha, yeah.

Our normal custodian doesn't even have teeth.

You kids have no idea what you're getting into.

Just drop it, okay?

[gasps] Alien!

Huh?

Simon, let's get out of here!

[man] Hey! This was not my idea, sir!

[panting]

That was too close!

Theodore, wake up!

You won't believe what just happened.

Theodore? Uh!

Simon!

Theodore! Theodore?

Oh, no!

Those miserable aliens!

They grabbed him!

How would they even know where we live?

They read minds, duh!

They knew I was onto them,

so they've taken Theodore as a warning.

We-- We've got to get him back.

Right. But what are we gonna do?

Okay, all right. Just calm down.

I never thought I'd have to

use this stuff, but here we go.

[device beeps]

Ooh, Commander Mysterioso.

I didn't even know that was there.

Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know.

Now, gear up.

♪ Ah There's someone new ♪

♪ New in town ♪

♪ That's been Creeping around ♪

♪ There's a stranger ♪

♪ In the crowd ♪

♪ That's been Freaking me out ♪

♪ Freaking me out ♪

♪ Creeping out ♪

♪ You ain't gonna Come around here ♪

♪ Causing any trouble No, no ♪

♪ Me and my team Gonna get mean ♪

♪ We're gonna get you ♪

♪ Gonna get you ♪

♪ Gonna get you Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you ♪

[♪♪♪]

Simon!

You're sure they can't read our minds?

State-of-the-art lead helmets.

Ha, ha. Need I say more?

Yes, because I have no idea

what you're talking about.

Ain't nothing getting through

these bad boys.

Aah, look!

Unh, Theodore's in the spaceship!

Wait!

Please, read my mind! Please, read my mind!

I'll do anything to save my brother!

[gasps]

They've just entered my brain!

Oh, no! They're in my brain!

Make them stop!

[mumbling]

MAN: Cut! That's a wrap.

[bell rings and chattering]

Oh, well, didn't see that coming.

So, this is probably a movie set?

Yeah.

Uh-huh. So, Theodore's probably at home?

Yeah.

So, we can probably forget this ever happened?

Uh, what are you guys doing here?

Uh, we, uh, wanted to, um...

Check out the movie.

Oh, uh-huh.

So, why are you dressed like that?

Oh, why are we dressed, right.

Well, um, Simon, you tell her.

Me? Oh, well, um, well, it's because

we were, uh, wondering, um,

if they needed extras.

Right.

Extra-- You guys don't have a chance.

You shouldn't even be here.

Right, right, you are so right.

Come on, Alvin, we shouldn't be here.

[Alvin & Simon] Uh, so long then.

[both gasping]

These were the troublemakers I told you about.

[both giggling]

Okay, so, not as bad as it could be.

You know, for a detention center,

it's pretty nice in here, right?

Do not talk to me!

Shh! No talking.

Sorry, sorry, ma'am, you know,

I've never been in detention before.

So, I don't know how this works.

Unlike my brother.

Aah, Simon, did you see that?

Are you deaf?

She said, no talking.

No, no, Simon.

I'm 1,000 percent positive about this one.

She's eating alien guts.

[mumbling]

[screams]

[gasps]

[mumbling]

Um, should I call the nurse?

No, no, he's fine.

Let's give ourselves five minutes and enjoy the quiet.

[sighs]

♪ Oh Gonna get you ♪

[♪♪♪]

[Brittany] Guys, she's coming!

[bell rings]

[whistles blow]

Ha, ha. Aren't you the almost-birthday girl?

[whistle fizzles]

Guys, can we just forget about that?

[weak whistle blows]

Forget about it?

Why don't you want to celebrate your birthday?

Well, ever since I found out

that the world isn't as magical as I thought,

birthdays are just another day.

[Brittany] Uh, I know Jeanette doesn't want

to celebrate her birthday,

but that's so selfish.

Britt, we have to respect her wishes.

[pops]

No, we don't.

Ahh, but what do you get a girl that wants nothing?

Except being accepted

into a wizard school that doesn't exist.

[gasps]

Uh, I just had a genius moment.

I know what we can do for her.

Alvin, code purple.

Get over here pronto.

Okay, is everything ready?

We have to pretend

she has magical powers for one day.

Oh, boy.

I sure hope this isn't like the time

I sprinkled cayenne pepper on her

and told her it was magic flying fairy dust.

[♪♪♪]

What's that?

Uh, it's magical fairy dust, Jeanette.

For flying. [gasps]

Really?

[sneezes]

I can fly?

[gasps]

No! Jeanette!

[sneezes]

It's true, she used to be gullible.

But she's older and wiser now.

Trust me, she'll know we're all pretending.

So is the house ready?

Yep. I've rigged the entire place

with holograms and invisible wiring.

And I picked out the perfect stick wand!

Well, my present might be a little late.

But it's awesome.

[gasps]

You guys, shh. Here she comes.

[whispering]

[in unison] Surprise!

Oh, thanks, guys.

Here! Open this!

Oh, a stick.

It's a magic wand!

Oh, cool.

Go on, try it out.

Oh, come on guys,

I'm old enough to know that magic isn't real.

Jeanette, you're killing me.

Give it a shot.

Uh, okay, sure.

Uh...

[unenthused] Table resting on the floor

Rise a bit Then rise some more

[♪♪♪]

[gasping] Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

It is magical! This is so fun!

Open!

[♪♪♪]

On! Off!

Dance with me!

Oh, this is amazing!

Shall we light the candles

and have some cake?

Wait!

I'll light the candles.

Not to worry, I already thought of that.

Candles, candles Light your flame

So I can Blow you out again

This is the best day of my life.

Thank you so much, guys.

[blows]

Oh, thank goodness, Jeanette's birthday is over.

That was exhausting.

Uh, where is Jeanette?

[Jeanette] Freeze, my friend Don't move an inch

For I shall tell you When to flinch

[nervous laughing]

Uh, Jeanette!

The wand only worked on your birthday, remember?

No!

It's been working all morning!

And look what Theodore brought me!

It's a hat of invisibility.

Look! You can't see me now, right?

Whoa. Ha, that's crazy.

Um, Jeanette, wherever you may be,

would you please un-freeze Theodore,

so he can come up and talk to us for a quick second?

What do you think you're doing?

We all agreed it was only for one day!

Yeah, but it was the happiest day of her life.

I just thought we should

give her one more day.

We got your SOS.

Does this have anything to do with

Jeanette pretending we can't see her?

Uh, well, yes it does.

Theodore decided to extend her magic powers.

Plants, enhance

Okay, that's it.

We gotta set her straight.

Otherwise we'll have to replace all those dead plants.

Well, Alvin, since you didn't even bother

to get her a present--

I got her a present.

It's just... a little late.

Oh, well, how convenient.

Alvin's present is the least of our problems!

Uh, well, Theodore got us into this mess!

[arguing]

Quiet, quiet everyone.

Be...uh, bestest friends Till day is done

Sorry, Alvin, my bestest friend.

My fault.

You bet it--

Ha, ha. No, no, Brittany, it's my fault.

And like that, she was gone!

Oh, no, where's Jeanette?

[stifles giggle]

All right, Jeanette,

if you're anywhere around here,

please show yourself.

Oh, there she is.

Okay, we've got to address this problem now.

Wait, Simon, is that the mailman?

I wrote to the Wizard School last night,

and I'm waiting for my acceptance letter.

You know, sometimes, the very best of intentions

turn into something no one expected.

Like the belief that

you're going to be accepted into

Wizard School. Now that's just not gonna--

[♪♪♪]

Oh, I knew it!

I wonder if I got accepted?

What is that?

My gift.

It's a day late.

Owls are flaky, apparently.

Guess who's going to Wizard School?

Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

Uh! I better go practice my magic!

[All] No!

But...I'm rusty!

I put a growth spell on those dead plants,

and...and they're no better.

Well, I betcha in about, uh,

an hour, they'll look much better.

[all whispering] No, No.

I hope you're right.

Ah, I almost forgot.

Miss Humby could use

a fresh coat of paint on her house.

I bet that would cheer her up.

Paint her house A magic white

Have it new Before tonight

[all sigh]

And poor Mr. Wheeler.

He's been so depressed since his dog went missing.

Find the dog Named Tootsie Bella

Return her To her loyal fella

Stop!

I mean...you don't want to wear out your new wand.

Um, Theodore, why don't

you take Jeanette to see

that wizard movie she loves, okay? And then--

You can make a feast for all of us,

using your magic.

Okay, you two.

Well, goodbye.

Enjoy that show.

[sighs]

Okay, Simon, you gotta paint the house.

Ellie, you're in charge of cooking

Jeanette's fine feast,

Alvin, lost dog duty.

And I'll replace the dead plants.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Look around ♪

♪ Look around and see ♪

♪ Look around Look around, yeah ♪

♪ How the world ♪

♪ Changes as you speak ♪

♪ How the world It changes as you speak ♪

♪ And everyone who Takes a look at you ♪

♪ Can tell ♪

♪ That you have got The whole wide world ♪

♪ Under your spell ♪

♪ Don't you worry 'Bout it, girl ♪

♪ Don't you Worry bout it ♪

♪ It's a magical world ♪

♪ Don't you Worry 'bout it ♪

♪ Wave your wand And you will see ♪

♪ You cast A spell upon me ♪

♪ There is magic Of all kinds ♪

♪ Happening right Before your eyes ♪

♪ It's a magical world ♪

Did you guys see Mrs. Humby's house?

And Mr. Wheeler walking Tootsie Bella!

And the beautiful plants in our garden!

Ha, ha! Good day! Let's eat!

I wanted my wand to make lasagna,

but it made spaghetti instead.

Okay, I'm sorry, the wand can only do so much!

It is probably exhausted!

Okay, I wonder what magic I should try tomorrow.

I can't take it!

There's no magic wand!

Eleanor made that dinner,

I found Bella Tootsie-- Tootsie Bella-- Whatever!

Simon painted the house,

and Brittany replaced the dead plants!

How much of that did I say out loud?

Quite a bit.

I-- I need to be alone right now.

[♪♪♪]

[Jeanette] I want to say something.

I've always wanted to perform magic

to make people's wishes come true.

But I realize that you all did that for me.

And, well, that makes my life pretty magical.

So we're good?

We're great.

Okay, cool.

'Cause that owl thing was a lot of work.

[all arguing]

Quiet, quiet, everyone!

Be bestest friends Till day is done

Let's go out for sorbet.

Uh, Jeanette, you know we didn't

stop fighting because of the magic, right?

Yeah. Heh, heh.

I know you guys don't believe in magic.

But, it seems pretty real to me.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪