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Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Right there, right there.
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No,
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there's a girl fucking hanging out right
there.
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Back up, back up, back up.
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Old lady, is that what you want?
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Hey,
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you do OF?
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Uh, never mind.
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What's your name?
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Hey. Can I talk to you for a second?
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We're doing, like, for the city of
Miami, we're, like, trying to...
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Questionnaires. Questionnaires about,
like, nightlife and stuff, huh?
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I don't know. She doesn't look angry. My
buddy in here says you look angry.
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Oh, no. Are you mad?
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Are you pissed off? Did someone stand
you up? Are you waiting for someone?
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No, I'm waiting for a ride. Where are
you going?
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I'm going back to my friend's house.
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Oh, your friend?
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Yeah. Okay. What's her name?
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It's a guy.
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Oh, hold on.
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Friend? Friend?
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Quote, unquote?
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Mostly. So, like, we just want to ask
about the nightlife here in Miami. Are
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from Miami?
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I'll give you $100 for the interview, by
the way.
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Really? Yeah.
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I'll take it.
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So where are you from?
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A little bit more north, Space Coast.
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Oh, you're an astronaut.
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Yeah, on my off time.
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Oh, you've been to Mars?
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Not yet.
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Do you think we really went to Mars or
no? Do you think it's all a hoax?
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I don't know if people went there, but I
think they said something.
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We didn't go to Mars?
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I thought we went to Mars.
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We may have been to Mars. They're trying
to figure out how to get to Mars. What
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the fuck?
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You answered.
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I think you truly think we went to Mars.
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You think we went to Mars?
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Did we go to Mars?
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Is this the interview?
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Oh, I don't know. We're just talking
shit.
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The moon.
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So do you think we went to the moon?
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Since you're an astronaut?
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I wasn't there. I don't know. No?
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I wasn't there. I don't know.
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Okay. All right.
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So you came all this way to visit a
friend, so you guys are fucking for
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At least sometimes. You guys are fucking
for sure.
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Only a little bit.
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Is he going to be your boyfriend?
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No.
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No, I'm too busy. Too ugly for your
boyfriend?
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No, I'm too busy for all that.
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You're too ugly for your boyfriend.
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Is he older?
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Is he older than you? A little bit.
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He's an old dusty motherfucker.
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He's an old dusty.
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He's got dusty balls?
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No, they're nice.
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They're not dusty.
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Nice dusty balls.
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All right, I'm just pulling your chain.
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So do you guys go out in Miami?
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Oh,
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no, he's too old.
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You don't do that, huh? No, I think he
goes out, but I don't. Is he in bed by
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No, he's the one that goes out. He's in
bed by 8, isn't he? He's knocked out?
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Yeah, he's in bed by 8. He can't go to
the movies because he's sleeping, huh?
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He falls asleep during every movie. He
falls asleep at the movie theater.
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true. That's true. He does do that.
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He starts snoring.
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Damn it. Can't go anywhere with this
guy.
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What?
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I mean, so you have a good time with
him, though. You come all this way. You
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must have something good.
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Yeah, it's good enough for a three -hour
drive.
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Oh, man.
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You should make him come to you, though.
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Sometimes. Unless Miami's a better place
than the Space Coast.
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I stay inside anyway.
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Like, I don't really go out.
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So have you been to our clubs?
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Not yet.
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Our nightlife? Our strip clubs? How
about our strip clubs?
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No. How about our nude beaches?
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Man, you're boring, girl. You've been
nowhere. I went to the nude beach.
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Yeah? Yeah, a couple times. That's fun.
You got butt naked on a nude beach?
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You're crazy. Yeah, no, that's super
fun.
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I like swimming in the ocean. It was
fun? Yeah, nakey in the ocean.
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Nakey in the ocean. Yeah.
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Warm ocean, no bathing suit. All kinds
of salt up in that shit, huh? Yeah, it's
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awesome. Just salty, salty pussy. I
can't even explain it. It's amazing.
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pussy, salty sandy pussy.
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Hey, it neutralizes the sweetness. Leave
it alone.
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Jesus. What?
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She likes sweet and salty. You paid me
$100. Sweet and salty. It's like
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It's like that salt caramel chocolate
that they do.
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That's sweet and salty.
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It's a good balance.
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It's a good balance? Up in the beach,
yeah.
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You're fun to talk to. Thank you. What
do you do for a living?
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I'm a writer and a waitress part -time.
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You know the waitress part makes sense.
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Yeah, I'm really good at it. You got to
be like a personable person.
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Yeah, I get it. Yeah. I get it. But
waitressing probably sucks other than
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right? It's all right. You got to come
and talk to some rude people?
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Not so much. I just hate clocking into a
job.
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for money i hate it really yeah i hate
you get compliments so they're like oh
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damn you know you got a nice body
sometimes it makes me a little bit more
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do you mind i don't i don't mean to be
rude but you have a nice ass like yeah
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motherfucker i'm a waitress like you
should be checking my ass out you can
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me for how nice my ass is i would accept
that really yeah all right let me see
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how your ass is then here let's see if
we can tip just turn around come on you
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said it wait
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Turn around The shorts those that's
those are unique
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is that a fucking zipper I forgot I was
wearing these yeah No, but it goes all
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the way around all the way. Oh wait. Let
me see that again. Yeah, it goes all
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the way around well like Like it goes
like and then dips like that like they
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like those are so those are like two
parts
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So if it comes apart in the washer, you
might lose a part of your, you know how
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you lose a sock?
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No, they stay attached, but they unzip
all the way. So they stay on.
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I lost a part of my shorts. So you
can't, yeah.
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Where's the other, the left side?
Where's the left side of my shorts?
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It went to shorts heaven.
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So like, if you don't like, if you don't
zip them back up in the wash, you might
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lose one. No, they're attached.
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But doesn't that unbuckle right there?
But they're attached at the top, so they
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just unzip and open.
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Oh, it doesn't come apart like a jacket?
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Kind of, yeah, but it'll stay on. You're
not making sense now.
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No, she said yes and then no and then
yes and then no.
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All right, I'll give you $100. You unzip
it all the way. I want to see if it
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comes apart.
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Oh, my God.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. Oh, my. Okay.
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Will you do it?
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Okay, how about this? I think it comes
apart into two things. She's saying no.
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I'll give you $200.
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I'll give you $300.
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Just to show you that they unzipped. I
want you to unzip it from all the way to
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the other side.
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For $300?
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Yeah, I want to see if it becomes two
parts.
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This is like a science experiment.
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That's what I'm saying.
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All right, all right, all right, all
right.
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Whoa, wait, not outside.
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Well, I mean, you weren't really
specific.
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How much time do you have on number?
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Like eight minutes.
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I'll give you a hundred bucks. Cancel
that shit.
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Seriously? Yeah, I'll give you a hundred
bucks. Cancel it. All right.
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That's an easy decision. I hate it.
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So look, look, if you're willing to
unzip it.
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Why don't you get in the van? Because I
think that would be technically illegal
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for you to just take off your pants.
That's a good point.
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I mean, you do got under on, right? You
have underwear? Yeah, I do. So, I mean,
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whatever. Maybe it's not illegal
illegal, but not a good look.
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All right.
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So, just... You willing to get in and
show us? Yeah.
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I guess. Why not?
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I really like these shorts.
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What was that?
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I really like these shorts. Yeah, I gave
her the money already.
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This fucking guy, bro. You hear this
guy's A? This guy sounded like an 80
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-old fucking man.
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I don't ever want to hear a A like that
again, Chubbs.
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That was like the fucking lamest A ever,
bro. Don't ever sound like that again
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on camera.
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That's the way he sounded.
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One second.
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We have nothing but the best over here.
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Nothing but the best.
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I thought you just got the shit worked
on, bro.
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You could seriously do interviews like
this and pay girls.
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Yeah, just have fun.
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Yeah, it's crazy. It's awesome. Do they
say yes normally to this? Well, to what?
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I mean, they're not wearing fucking
shorts that zip all the way from the
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to the back. What the fuck? You're the
one that's wearing some crazy -ass zip
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shorts. I love these shorts. Easy to get
to. I love these shorts. Zippy shorts.
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Yeah. All right. So, hold on.
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Unbuckle the front.
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Okay. See? That unbuckles. It does
unbuckle.
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Okay. All right, so you're going to show
it to us, right? Yeah. So go ahead, I
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guess. Show it to us.
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Woo! We're going to drive a little bit
just so our AC cools down. I'm cool with
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that.
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See? Okay. Okay, right?
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Yeah. All right.
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You need help from the back or no?
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See?
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And now does it come apart?
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No, because it's attached.
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Yeah, but I... I'm telling you, bro.
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It doesn't come undone.
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No, it doesn't come undone. So what's
the point?
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What do you mean, what's the point?
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Let me see. Bend over. Let me see what
the point is. Well, normally you leave
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them buckled.
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Now you look like a cowboy.
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You look like a cowgirl with, like,
these chaps.
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Yeah. So buckle them to the front.
What's the difference?
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They stay on.
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Okay, let's see. Let's see. What's
the...
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Okay, and then do that again. Let's see
what happens. That's some wild...
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Ashley, sit down.
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Would you spread your legs for us or no?
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Look at you. That's crazy.
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I really do love these shorts. I mean,
you couldn't fuck on them because the
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would rip his shit up on the zippers.
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Maybe. Maybe. I haven't given it a shot
yet.
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But that's why you like him. That's why
I like him. Is that why you brought him
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down here to the sky?
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You're going to show him your zipper
shorts?
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Yeah. Wait, what was your name again?
I'm sorry.
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Kay. So, Kay's a little slutty, isn't
she?
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I just got to point that out. Is Kay
just a little slutty?
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I mean, like, just enough to be
relevant, I think.
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Here, come down here, Kay.
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Kay Kay.
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Sit down, Kay.
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She loves them. I do. They make me
giddy.
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They put me in a good mood. There's
something about these shorts that I'm
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like... I might get a pair.
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Yeah? Yeah, because if not, I'll fuck it
on my dick.
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Thank God.
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Eat ass and suck it with you wearing the
shorts.
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Oh, jeez. She is a little slutty, huh?
Only enough to stay relevant.
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So... Oh, my God.
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They're always like that.
241
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Are they? Yeah.
242
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How much to take the shorts off?
243
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She loves those shorts.
244
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You're like, how much to lose your
favorite shorts?
245
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I'll give you $500 to bring your tits
up.
246
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,540
For that?
247
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I'll give you $500 to show your pussy.
248
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Which is first.
249
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I don't know. I'll give you $1 ,000 to
show us both.
250
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All right.
251
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,599
All right?
252
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,600
Yeah, why not?
253
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That's really generous of you.
254
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I usually do this for free.
255
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I usually do this for free.
256
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,740
The new beach.
257
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:34,640
Oh, wow. Look at those fucking nipples.
Look at those fucking gumdrops.
258
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,240
God damn. Thank you. They are always,
and they're always hard like that, huh?
259
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,120
Yeah, at least a little bit, even when
they're not.
260
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,900
I just want them to look a little
dinged. Is that cool? Yeah.
261
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,080
I've been getting erasers. Nipples,
yeah. People have been calling them
262
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That's not sexy.
263
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,720
I don't, I agree with that. Gumdrops
are.
264
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,070
That's cute. I like that.
265
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,810
She's sad about the erasers.
266
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:03,710
I'm like, that's what... I'm like, who
even thinks of that?
267
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That's a big eraser.
268
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That's a lot of pencil we gotta... Fix a
lot of mistakes with these. Fix a lot
269
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of mistakes.
270
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Yeah,
271
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what are you doing?
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We're just looking... Oh, were we gonna
do the...
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Yeah, I mean.
274
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She's like, oh, yeah, whatever. Look at
her. She's just like, I don't give a
275
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fuck. I really like these shorts.
276
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You guys picked me up on a good day.
277
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Really?
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Apparently.
279
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,260
She wanted to have fun. What was your
friend's name, by the way?
280
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,560
Holy shit. I don't think his name is
very important.
281
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,720
Oh, she doesn't want to tell us his
name.
282
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,040
No. There you go.
283
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,360
Well, I'm just going to call him Dusty
since I like it.
284
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,620
All I can think about is dusty balls,
so. They're not dusty.
285
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,060
It's okay, girl. They're dusty.
286
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360
They're dusty nuts.
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Dusty nuts.
288
00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,620
Dusty nuts. Dusty nuts.
289
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,480
You know, I'm going to text him and tell
him that you said that.
290
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,760
Okay, tell him. I don't care. Tell him.
291
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,180
Look at this girl. She's over here just.
292
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,500
You said you wanted to see it. I kind of
got to move it around for you to see
293
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,780
all of it. You got to move it around for
us? Yeah, it's ridiculous.
294
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,140
Like.
295
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:24,920
the hole's always hidden look at the
wings look at the wings on that thing
296
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,780
I take it you're pretty proud of your
thing, huh? My thing, yeah.
297
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,720
Yeah, look at her. She has no problem.
298
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,220
You're pretty open with your body, your
sexuality and stuff, huh?
299
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,980
Yeah, I've always been like that.
300
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,740
Slut. A little bit.
301
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:47,180
You've always been a little slutty? Just
open, you know.
302
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:55,020
Have you always, when you were, maybe
first started fucking, did you give your
303
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,020
pussy out a lot?
304
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,340
No? I was very monogamous for a lot of
years.
305
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:03,180
Really? Yeah. Oh, so that's what
happened. So then she would try to do
306
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,000
thing for a while. And then after she
went crazy. And then she said, fuck
307
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:10,880
No, I think what happened is after
getting, basically getting dick every
308
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:16,620
like seven years, that like it doesn't
matter that you and that person broke
309
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:20,980
You're still in the habit of having sex
every day. And so I think that's what
310
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,880
happened is I just had a lot of sex.
311
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:25,580
And yeah.
312
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:28,750
Yeah, I had a lot of sex, too.
313
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,530
Good for you.
314
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,250
We have some in common.
315
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,549
Hell yeah.
316
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,550
Love that.
317
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,290
Making friends in Miami.
318
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:42,030
Get away from me. Stop grabbing your
dick in front of me. I just want to
319
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:45,830
her. You want to touch it? Ask her,
then. Can I touch it? You can touch it.
320
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:52,550
I can't help if I touch my dick, because
there's a fucking fat pussy right here.
321
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,370
Yeah, explore it.
322
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,320
Taking that dusty nuts time away.
323
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200
He failed.
324
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,420
That's why I called it.
325
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,180
I feel like it's cool. Can I pull out my
dick too?
326
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,920
Might as well.
327
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,140
What kind of weirdo shit are you
talking?
328
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,020
I just want to make sure she's cool with
it.
329
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Cool with what?
330
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,000
She's naked.
331
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,460
I just want to pull my dick out and see
if maybe she...
332
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:26,140
Wants to touch yours? I touched you. You
want to touch mine? She wanted to touch
333
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,760
me. You know, it's only fair.
334
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:29,979
Is that like allowed?
335
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:30,980
Yeah, of course.
336
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,380
So you do want to touch it?
337
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:38,060
I mean, he was touching me. Are you a
fucking dick toucher? She likes to fuck,
338
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:41,740
though. I do enjoy pleasing men.
339
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,580
That's like kind of my thing.
340
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,000
Like staring at penises?
341
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,820
Are you a penis gazer?
342
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:54,750
Do you sit at the park and stare at
packages? Guys run around fucking...
343
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:55,750
staring at their package?
344
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:59,010
I'm more of an eye contact type of girl.
Eye contact.
345
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:01,550
Yeah.
346
00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:05,069
Wow.
347
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,270
That's a nice dick.
348
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,290
I love these nipples.
349
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:16,930
They seem to like you too.
350
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,480
Doesn't usually take much for this
thing.
351
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,860
Those shorts look great right now.
352
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,960
They really do.
353
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,870
You see why I like them so much?
354
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:54,750
They're awesome. At first I didn't know
how I felt about them, but they're
355
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,990
growing on me. Right? They're growing on
me. Yeah.
356
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,630
They're not really my style until they
become unzipped. I'm like, these are
357
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:03,630
cool.
358
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,630
Yeah, I can see Tony wearing them too.
359
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,140
Thank you.
360
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:36,510
It's a nice day.
361
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:05,910
I think you should be the first
motherfucker in the shorts.
362
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,370
Is that why this is headed?
363
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,090
If you want to.
364
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:18,430
Perfect time to try those shorts out.
365
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,990
Yeah, I would like to get fucked with
these shorts.
366
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,750
Do you want to get fucked with the
shorts? Yeah, I do.
367
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:25,290
Alright, I'm totally down for it.
368
00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:43,530
Yeah, I mean it opens up wide enough I
wouldn't know officially, but I feel
369
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:43,930
it's fine
370
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:50,710
I'm
371
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,830
like really excited
372
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,840
So good.
373
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,960
You got me dripping over here.
374
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,100
Put that in your mouth, baby.
375
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,800
This? I was like, make sure. She's all
fucked up.
376
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,340
I see what this ass is about baby.
377
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,600
I did.
378
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,659
Oh, shit.
379
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Yeah.
380
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,120
Oh, shit.
381
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,820
So I take it you had fun.
382
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,360
I forgot you were there.
383
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,420
Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey. Yeah, we're here.
384
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,240
Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
385
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,680
You're awesome. She wants another job.
386
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,960
Mm -hmm.
387
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,600
Kiss it for a job well done.
388
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:28,940
You're awesome.
389
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,040
Thank you.
390
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,120
So.
391
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:33,390
You like his dusty dick?
392
00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:36,310
It's not dusty. I do not have a dusty
dick.
393
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:38,530
Look at it shining, baby.
394
00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:40,670
It's polished.
395
00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:42,610
Dusty. Dusty.
396
00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:43,730
Polished.
397
00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:46,570
It's a bit shiny. The rest of him is
dusty.
398
00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:47,870
A bit shiny.
399
00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:51,950
All right, well, go ahead and get
dressed. Let's put our clothes on.
400
00:42:52,190 --> 00:42:53,190
Where's your shirt?
401
00:42:54,590 --> 00:42:57,750
Sorry, we're dropping you off here. I
mean, you're only like a couple blocks
402
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,230
from where we picked you up.
403
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,240
So, I mean, you could take the, you
know, the ride share from here.
404
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,640
You're basically already covered in
shit, though, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah,
405
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:07,880
yeah. You got all your money, right?
406
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:12,600
Yeah. So, there, just tell us real
quick, can you just say, hey, I'm Kay, I
407
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,600
fucked on the bus?
408
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Really? Yeah.
409
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,480
Hi, my name is Kay, and I got fucked on
the bus.
410
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Bye.
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