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I'm sorry.

Well, what are you doing up so early?

I thought maybe you needed your back scrubbed.

I know I need mine. So I'll be squeaky clean for this weekend.

What? You mean we're really going?

You know I don't want to.

Well, sure you do.

Charlie, that's not true. How many times have we talked about this?

You talked about it.

Charlie, stop.

You wanted to talk about it.

So I talked about it.

You pretended.

But now that's not enough for you.

Charlie, I love you. Can you doubt that?

But you're bored.

Well, if I'm bored, how did this happen?

You're anticipating tomorrow.

The fact that Mark will actually... No!

Are you going into the office today?

No, I want to make sure the tickets are all right and that we're all set.

How long did you say that jet was?

Four, five hours?

About a day.

I don't like jets.

So? I don't like little planes either, I don't think.

Looks like the world is coming to an end, Charlie.

Isn't it?

Isn't it really?

Maybe it's just beginning.

Maybe men are crazy.

Hey, I'm crazy too, Charlie.

I'm crazy.

But then I'm a man.

You really are?

It's not just for him?

Hey, I'm her husband, not her Svengali. She's a strong -minded lady.

Was this his idea or yours?

It was our idea.

Sure it was.

All right. How about you, Charlie?

Whose idea?

His.

Not even a tiny little bit yours?

Let's just forget it.

The helicopter's here. We're here.

Can we just forget it, please?

Hey, look. We want everybody to be happy. One, two...

three, and four.

Everybody, okay?

She'll be all right. She's just a little nervous.

I'm nervous, too.

Oh, my God. What's that?

Just a little bit of rain on the wings here.

Oh, my God. Now, this is really scary. No.

Oh, this is fantastic.

It's fabulous. All of that is scary as hell. Look.

Oh, hey, that's unbelievable.

There it is, King Kong's Playground, and it's all yours for three days and

nights.

King Kong.

Well, this is his end of the island, and this is his favorite beach.

King Kong?

See you in three days.

Bye.

Bye.

Wow, look at the size of those cliffs.

I love you, Charlie.

I love you.

And I love you, Steve.

I love you, Mark.

I love me.

This is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful place.

We're going to be so beautiful in it.

We sure are.

I love you, my love.

Charlie? Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, you love me?

Yes.

Whatever you just said.

Come on, Charlie.

Sure.

You're all heart.

That's me.

And now I want to swim. Hey, it's colder in one spot and warmer in another.

How come?

Come on!

Take it off, Steve!

Not that easy.

Hey, you're shy?

Then if Mark will turn around... You're joking.

Come on, Steve.

All right.

Now I'm going to show you what the Pompeian tells more valuable than gold.

Almost as precious as life itself.

I'm sure you'll see why.

Congratulations.

Oh, I didn't...

And us?

Yeah.

Charlie's very uptight.

He knows what I love.

I'm doing that.

Are you happy?

I'm nervous.

But you're squeaky clean.

Mark and Lynn are squeaky clean, too.

Did you see him?

Yeah.

Yes, I saw him.

Did you see him?

She's got a great body.

Do you like it?

It's a pretty body.

Do you like yours?

Yes.

Is hers prettier than mine?

Let's stop asking questions.

This is sort of strange.

Somebody's got to break the ice.

Oh, I think it's my fault.

And all the thrashing she ended up in my arms, and I put my hand on her breast.

She's funny. You were just trying to break the ice.

Accidentally.

You think this is still going to work out?

You want it to?

She's funny.

I never realized how beautiful her body is.

It's fantastic here.

Why don't we build our castle right up there?

You want to go home, Charlie?

You want to go home?

I do and I don't.

Me too.

Is it more do than don't or more don't than do?

Well... How about we go home in three days?

Hmm?

I'd better go put those supplies away, get things ready for you two to cook

dinner.

How is that? Is that better?

It's, um, romantic.

How about it, Charlie?

It's fun.

I think we can use some other kind of entertainment.

Oh, I

know.

Do you remember the film where the two men wrestled naked in front of a fire?

Yeah, I liked it.

Steve, do you remember it?

Do you remember it, Steve?

So?

So?

Well, I thought, uh... You know what I thought, Mark?

See? See it?

I can't imagine.

Tell us, Charlie. I can hardly wait.

Well, I thought, why don't you and Steve wrestle?

Um, Lynn and I will watch and cheer you on.

Oh, I like that. Even better than the picture.

Good idea.

You'd think that's a good idea.

Oh, I'd love it.

I'd love to see you wrestling like that.

I'd love it.

Like what?

Wrestle like what?

You mean like in the film, right?

Yeah, I think that would be exciting.

You don't have any clothes on.

They're not supposed to. That's the way you do it.

What do you think?

I hate it.

No. There's no cooking about it.

Either you two gentlemen wrestle, or we can just spend the next few days

cooking, sunbathing. Oh.

Really? Makes sense to me.

Charlie, that's... Cooking and sunbathing.

Sunbathing and cooking.

You're serious.

Oh, yeah.

I'm... Do you know how? I mean, have you ever wrestled?

Yes, a little in college.

How about you?

Yeah, a little in college.

Isn't this going to be fun?

Well, we hope so.

Enough talk.

And on with the contest.

Oh, enough with the clothes.

I wouldn't crow too loud if I were you. This party's not over yet.

Naked!

Naked! Well, how about it?

Well, I'd rather not sit in the sun all day.

Well, if we have to be naked, everybody has to be naked. Come on.

All right.

Nice and easy, huh? Yeah.

Well, it's not bad so far.

I think I might have been teased a little more, but it's not bad.

Do you think? Well, I could have used some more teasing, but these are big,

macho men.

You know.

Wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am. Have you ever felt more like a goddamn fool than

this? Is that possible?

Wrestle, gentlemen.

Wrestle. By all means.

Come on.

Come on, man, Mountain Mark. Son of a bitch.

Goddamn.

Is the goddamn thing bleeding?

Oh, good.

Now, goddamn it, be more careful, all right?

We were just getting started.

You were both trying to win for real.

Of course.

You said you wanted a show. We were giving you a show.

You both forgot we were even here. You sure did.

Is my nose bleeding?

Yeah. Nose, your mouth.

My head's open. What are you sorry about?

You're bleeding, too. What?

Beautiful.

All right.

Let's find another game to play.

Your nose hurt?

No. It was yours?

Aye. Yeah, just a little. It's okay, though.

All right.

Why don't we play Let's Clean Up the Warriors?

Okay. Who needs my help?

Steve does.

Oh. Oh, my goodness. Okay.

Charlie?

Could you help me?

She's all right.

Hold me.

Everything's all right.

She's all right and he's all right.

And your holding me makes us all right.

Don't make me feel stupid, Charlotte.

You're not stupid, Mark.

I'm sorry, Jane. I worry about you.

Worry about me? You have seven days a week to worry about me.

Help me.

I can't.

You have to help.

Don't look at her and look at me.

Stop her. Please don't.

Very beautiful, Julie.

Very beautiful.

What are we doing?

I'm all right.

I am.

I'm all right.

I ain't doing this just because I want to.

John.

John.

What?

Why are you doing this?

I honestly want it.

I want it.

Honestly.

I honestly want it.

where you've just been.

Was it beautiful?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

It was beautiful.

Maybe you'll take me there someday?

Oh, I will.

Oh, Lily.

I will.

Thank you.

Charlie may never wake up.

How are you feeling?

What do you mean?

About what?

About anything.

How do you feel?

You mean about last night?

What do you mean last night? What happened last night?

Did you like it?

Was it what you expected?

Better. What about you?

You never really talked about me with Charlie.

It was always you with Charlie or you with Steve.

You were fantastic.

You were so far inside her.

I could feel you inside her.

You're way up here.

I didn't know that was possible.

But so you're in me and every time I

Wanted to be right inside and

fight her tummy

Push it way up here.

Oh, almost.

Again?

Are you sorry you couldn't see Steve and me like this?

I want you to watch him do what you did to Charlie.

I want you to watch him do that to me.

I want that.

Steve's very uptight.

You know, it's funny.

Because I thought he was the one that talked you into this trip.

He was, but he didn't have to talk too hard.

Push harder. As hard as you can.

Yes. Again.

Again.

Do you still want Steve?

Oh, I want you.

Push it. Way up here.

And not Steve?

Do you want me to want him?

If you want to.

Would you?

Would you like it if I really did?

If you would.

Oh, I would.

And I want Charlie, too.

And I want Charlie even more.

I want her to take me where she went last night.

She was so beautiful.

Did you see her?

She passed out.

I want that.

Did it feel good inside her?

Could she do this?

I want you to look at me.

I love to look at your eyes when you're like this.

You're dying.

I can feel it.

How?

And I killed it.

You know, Charlie must have had it a hundred times last night.

How?

How?

How?

I want that.

That was nice.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

You know, last night I was so frustrated because I couldn't crawl right up

inside of her.

I felt that's why I should be.

Good morning.

It's get -up time.

Where's Steve?

I guess he got up with his son.

Well, if you ladies will excuse me, I'll go see if I can find Mr. Marvelous and

look into what's deep.

Oh, you're going to cook.

I didn't say that.

How are you feeling?

Hungry. How about you?

Me too.

I think I'm going to go swim and say hello to Steve.

Eat some breakfast too.

Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

So is he.

Well, let's become breakfast.

Yeah, let's do it.

I love you.

It's all right.

Everything's all right.

Say, Charlie, I love you.

Gee, you're scaring me.

Charlie, I know that this whole trip was my... No!

No!

Say you love me.

Then you can say whatever you want to say.

But say you love me first.

I love you.

Now I feel as strong as Wonder Woman.

You can say whatever you want to say.

Stay away.

Last night was... a funny night.

Last night was your fantasy.

I know.

Well, like most fantasies, it disappeared the night.

Hey, I love you.

And the sun's out.

I know.

I see it.

But it hasn't washed away the ghosts.

Steve.

Don't do this to me.

I did what you said you wanted.

Almost every time we made love.

You said it would make you happy.

That you wanted to see it.

God. Almost a hundred times you must have described it to me.

Did you like it?

You were there.

Did I like it?

I think you ought to help them with breakfast.

Well, it could be if we went out there at night.

No. You're all doing just fine.

I'm the one that's screwing up.

Would you go back if you could?

Probably.

And would you be glad that you did?

I tried to put the shoe on the other foot.

I guess I should have tried harder.

Should I make coffee?

No. Okay.

Look. I have a brilliant idea.

Okay. Why don't we each take a little walk by ourselves.

You know, think about this thing.

And meet back here in about an hour.

And vote on it. Drop a rock in a pot or something like that.

How does that sound for a great idea?

Sounds great.

I think it's flawless.

Gentlemen, how about it?

I do.

I know, really.

I just can't anymore.

I just

can't anymore, Charlie.

You don't have to do anything.

But, Charlie, I just can't anymore.

You don't have to do anything.

You just go back to sleep.

I'll stay right here and talk to you and play with you.

I'm really, I just can't.

Every time it just gets bigger and bigger.

And we didn't stand aside the entire space.

Shit. Well, there's one.

And two.

Well, two of us want to go ahead of time.

Which two?

I'll never know.

I'd take the fifth.

Then? I'm one of the two that wants to go ahead and do what we came here for.

Good for you.

Are you the other?

I just think you're great.

Well, maybe the other rocks a mistake.

Maybe it's just me.

What a shame.

I put the other rocks in.

You did?

And they had to talk us into it.

How about that?

Well, I don't know.

Would you fine gentlemen like to join us in the shade of a coconut tree?

We can strip ourselves bare and sit in a circle and find out what's ticking in

our little heads.

Yeah. All right. Come on, party poops. Let's find out about you guys.

All right. Up, up, up, everybody.

All right.

So what went wrong after it left the drawing board?

I love Charlie.

Thank you.

And I love you.

What do you think?

See?

What do I think?

Are you sure you want to start with me? That's all.

Scott, this is murder.

Well, every time Steve would suggest a fantasy,

I would deny that I needed it or wanted it.

I've done that.

Were you lying?

Yes. Me too.

Why?

Why the hell would you lie?

I don't know.

I felt guilty.

Absolutely.

I felt I shouldn't need it.

But don't you see by denying it you made us feel guilty?

And all alone, you were using it just as much as we were.

I'm sorry.

What about last night?

That was my fault.

No, it was nobody's fault.

That's what we're here for.

That's right.

And it was exciting.

It was so full of no -nos.

Last night, the no -nos didn't make any sense.

And today, they don't either.

Did I hurt you last night?

I felt so many things. It's hard.

It's impossible to take through the feelings and know...

Well...

Yes.

Hurt was in there somewhere.

I don't want you ever to be hurt.

Not by anyone.

Steve, I don't know what to say.

Sorry, seems... Well, obviously I don't want to hurt you either.

Or Charlie.

Or Lynn.

Or myself.

I suppose if it had been you and Lynn, my head would have been filled with

hate, hurt, and a million things.

Look, we came here because we thought the feelings would be good ones.

Turn on, not a turn off.

Why didn't you vote to go on with it?

Out of respect for your feelings.

And maybe a little bit for fear of being hurt myself.

Did you enjoy last night?

Ah, Steve, I don't want to talk about that.

No, come on.

That's not what we're sitting here in a circle for.

We're here trying to get our heads on straight.

Let's try to talk about it. Now, is it good or bad or so -so for you?

It was insane.

Good insane or bad insane?

Good.

We are all crazy.

Have we all gone bananas?

Let's get back to the water and start this evolutionary process all over

Bananas!

Would you like that?

Thanks, sir.

Is this a noose, Charlie?

I think yes and no.

What do you do?

If it's yes, I want to put my head on her stomach and do you inside her like

did with Mark.

I think I'd like that.

You never touched Mark?

No.

Why not?

I was wondering if we have all gone bananas.

Not the marshmallow.

Scares you, doesn't it?

Is it my turn on the boat?

Your turn.

Charlie?

My turn?

Yes.

Steve?

It is.

Okay, let's go. Come on.

Get out of here.

Don't look so sad.

This is insane.

It's bananas.

Does it excite you?

Hey, don't cop out. Please don't.

Does it excite you?

It scares me.

You want to stop?

I don't need it.

We're going to have to do something about it.

Can you hold me in your lap?

I am so much.

Are you disappointed?

Did she close off?

And it's trying to say something.

No, I don't think so.

I think it's just being rude.

Well, maybe I should blow him up.

What do you think?

Okay.

All right.

Come on now.

Put your shoulders back and stand up tall and practically.

Don't embarrass her.

That's better.

Would you like to lie down?

Does that sound good?

Oh, look at you.

Oh,

look at you.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, look at you.

How are you doing up there?

Charlie, nothing.

Lead it to the target before it retreats.

I think we're ready.

Hold me in your lap.

Mark, hold me in your lap.

Hold her, Mark.

That's what it's all about.

Thank you.

I love you.

I know.

Do you love me?

Very, very much.

How about that? Did you hear that, Charlie?

Uh -huh.

I sure did.

Will you help me?

I want to go where you were.

Forget the rules.

If you want to scream, or kick, or bite, or just lie still,

you do what you want.

Oh, kiss me.

Charlie?

When Steve is finished...

When he's finished, you will love me, won't you?

Oh, I want you to crawl inside me.

I will. No, really.

I really want you to do it.

I want all of you inside me.

Promise. Promise me.

I promise.

I will.

With sugar on it?

Pretty please?

You meet the strangest people at the nicest places.

The soldier died.

Well, you can't go anywhere looking like that.

Kiss my breast.

There. Now you look like something.

Mar?

I can see...

He's in me.

And I'm kissing you.

He's in me.

And I want you too.

And I want Charlie.

And maybe the whole state of Texas can bring you back.

Everybody wants so much. They do, don't they?

God, Mark.

I want so much.

Will I?

Do you think I'll get it?

I want to put Mark in my mouth.

Yes, do.

Let me put you in my mouth.

Do it again.

Do you think we died in the heaven?

I'd have gone south.

Oh.

North or south, it doesn't matter.

Seems happy.

Say, if you were blindfolded, do you think you could tell who you were in?

I think so.

Charlie, that's a stupid idea.

It's not stupid.

I think it's interesting.

Could you tell?

Oh, yes.

Oh, I don't got a question for you.

Could you tell if you were blindfolded?

I don't know.

I could.

Let's see.

This is... Oh, it could be so many.

Too big to be marked.

So? Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. No.

No, you.

I can't do it. Oh, try again.

I've already tried a few more times.

It won't work.

Who knows? This may be the one.

Well, I'm trying again.

This may be the one. Just once more.

All right, yeah.

I did it.

Well,

I don't know.

Let me try the other one.

All right, let's train.

All right, all right. Let's get on with it.

Ready.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Very funny.

All right, I'm hip. Oh, you are? Well, what'd they do?

All right.

Why doesn't everybody make up to me?

That would be more fun than anything.

I'm going to count to three.

One, two...

I said this place would be beautiful, and we would be beautiful in it.

Did I lie?

No.

Not even a little.

Uh -uh.

Seems like a million years ago, you said.

Imagine we had a beautiful young girl in bed with us.

And I said, imagine what?

I am crazy?

You sickly girl has long legs

and big boobs.

What's your craziest, wildest, most personal fantasy?

I think I just lived it.

Come on.

Place me.

Okay.

Charlie.

What about you?

Hmm?

Oh.

Oh.

I'm not really good at this.

I don't really have that.

Hello.

Everyone has fantasy.

So help me.

It's not baloney.

Really.

Everybody has fantasy.

Don't they?

Charlie says he doesn't.

Baloney.

Mark.

Isn't that baloney?

Sweetie, I don't know.

No, really.

Charlie swears to God she doesn't.

She doesn't have fantasy.

Everybody is fancy, right?

Well, I figured they did.

Yeah, so did I.

So Charlie has two.

You have them, Charlie.

So tell about them.

I... I wish I could think of one. I really do.

I wish I could think of one.

What?

Everyone's saying, me?

I don't have fantasies.

Not me.

Tell us yours.

You can make up for we liars.

Mine?

Well, I don't know.

Gee, I don't know if I want to be the only one to climb out on that list.

I'll hold your hand.

Go on.

Well, okay, if you insist.

No, I'm not going to be the only one.

But maybe I'll tell you what I've always wanted to see.

Do you want to hear about that?

I sure do.

Do you guys want to hear?

Sure they do.

You know, in films, you'll see a beautiful stallion

playing with a lady horse.

They're so fantastic.

Powerful.

But you never get to see them really make love.

I want to see them.

No. You have to have imagination.

Everything's imagination, Charlie.

Imagination.

That's what it's all about.

I think we should do this all over again.

Love

you.

Me too.

No. I really, really, really...

Love you. Me too.

Charlie, love you.

Charlie, you asleep?

Charlie?

Oh.

Love you.

See? Oh, me too.