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Hello there, my fellow Americans.
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I come to you today because your
freedoms, our freedoms, are being
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right now as we speak.
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They want to take away your right to
goon and edge all day long.
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That is why I need you to vote for me.
Under my universal health care plan, all
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lube, SPD testing, and contraceptive
will be free and available to any of
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who desire because...
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What's more American than a cream pie?
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I've met with all of my constituents and
I've heard some very shocking things.
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They say out there that people are
eating the cats and the dogs. The only
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that should be eaten is this one right
here.
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So, see what blue can do for you, and
vote Jules Blue.
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I can't have a debate without me here.
What
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is this?
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You're having a rally?
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Excuse me, I think you're at the wrong
rally. I think you meant to go to the
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smaller one down the street.
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We're going to set some things straight
about what you've been saying.
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Ah, women, right?
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Let me get one thing straight here for
the American people. We're going to take
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away the gooning, the edging, the lube,
get back to the dry stroking, the fit
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and elbow grease like we used to back in
the day, because pleasure doesn't come
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without a price.
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Absurd. We do not want to have a cum tax
in my America.
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No cum taxing allowed.
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The government wants to take away your
right to cum.
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No, no, no, no. We don't want to take
away your right. We just want to earn a
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little bit of profit on it. If you want
to come, it's going to be on the
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government's time. We're going to get
back to harder time, harder people.
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We're going to make it mandatory for sex
to be a missionary.
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And no more masturbation. No more
jerking your chicken.
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No more polishing your sword.
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No more blowing your chowder musket.
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None of it. I can tell you what going
blue and voting blue can do for me.
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Get back in the kitchen and make me a
sandwich.
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Here you go.
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Blueberry. The best berry.
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But I'll tell you the real reason why y
'all are leading in the polls.
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It's because of her big, beautiful,
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honking...
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Delicious.
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Melon.
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My record speaks for itself.
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Then that is exactly what I am talking
about, America. We can't let us be
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overtaken with seduction.
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I'll take the floor now.
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You want to see what real seduction is?
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I'll show you.
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And I'll give you the vote too.
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Thank you.
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Fuck yes.
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Oh
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my
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goodness.
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That's fucking great.
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It's getting warm in here.
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I'm willing to get on my knees. It's our
country.
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You're still going to have to do a lot
more to earn my vote.
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Mm -hmm.
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um oh
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Where do you want to start then?
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Thank you.
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say the water the better
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Yes. Yes,
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yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god, that's fucking great. You
fucking, fucking, yes, yes, yes. Right
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there, right there.
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Oh my god. Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes.
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I think we need to go into my office.
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Come here.
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Yes.
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Oh, my
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God. Yes.
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Fuck. That's what freedom tastes like.
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Oh, fuck yes, right there.
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Right there.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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I don't...
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Not, not.
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Thank you.
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I don't
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know.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. That's fucking right.
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He's my fucking pussy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, you better fucking vote for me.
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Yeah.
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Come on, come on.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh my god,
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yes.
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Yeah, right there, right there, right
there.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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yes. Oh, just like that.
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Oh, please don't kill me.
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Oh, that's right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my God.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Yes. Nice.
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Nice. Nice.
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Right there. Yes. That's fucking right.
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That's fucking right. That's fucking
right.
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Oh my god. Right there.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god, yes, oh,
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oh, uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh, yes,
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yes, that's fucking right, that's
fucking right, that's fucking right,
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fucking right.
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Please. Please.
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Oh, it's so bad.
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Oh, it's so fucking bad. Please.
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Oh, please.
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That's fucking right.
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That's fucking right.
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That's fucking right.
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Oh, we're still live
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Well then, on that note, after much
delegating and, you know,
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working out the differences between us,
I've decided and come to the conclusion
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that I was incorrect with my wanting to
ban all
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forms of masturbation, such as blowing
the chowder musket,
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polishing...
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the pearl, jerking the snake, churning
the butter,
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milking the cow, whacking the weasel,
spanking the monkey, charming the
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spitting cobra.
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Just all forms. And absolutely go out,
goon, edge,
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be the nastiest freak you can be.
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Find somebody.
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that matches that energy and just have a
great time.
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And here's my pin for going and voting
for Blue.
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