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Yeah, I kind of dig it in here, but I could just about be anywhere, I tell you

something. You just took me through so many corridors and things, I can't

believe it. It's almost like the Senate office building.

Never saw nothing like it in your life, huh?

Well, I don't know about the premises, but I have to declare that you've got

something that we don't see in Washington all the time.

It's been a lot of talk about things of that nature, but...

My goodness, where can I park this thing? I've got to remember it.

Just put it right there.

Oh,

that's a good idea.

That's a very fine idea. Bubbles. Bubbles or oil?

I like oil, actually, but that's talking about money, and we don't want to talk

about money, do we? Oh, that kind of oil. We've taken care of that discussion

completely, is that not true?

Forget.

Forget money for just a little while. Sure. Kind of dig into things.

There's plenty to dig into.

There's one way or another.

Oh, wow. How'd you like to dig into this one?

Yeah, I think I do. I think I do.

Whoa!

Okay, now we're getting into some style here. Some nice style. Look at that.

Call that a class act. Oh, wow.

I can stick a whole bunch of things in there.

Well, I hope you always see one in there.

Yeah.

Maybe I have something down here that we can discuss.

You got cats in this place? I don't understand what's going on here.

You took me through a bunch of corridors. Oh, wow.

See,

they're so excited. They're jumping by themselves just for you.

Just absolutely leaping and jumping at it.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yeah. Mmm.

Very nice.

Very, very fucking nice. If I may say so, very fucking nice.

Well, you can't fuck them, but you can fuck this. Oh, indeed.

I'm going to have to just leap right in there.

Why, Senator, I'd love to suck on your oil, Derek.

Yeah, well, isn't that nice? Now we'll just have to stuff something right in

there. I like this bracelet here.

Very hard kind of bracelet you have right there.

Self -defense, sweetie. Yeah, is that what that is?

What are you doing at me? I might need a little self -defense.

But it's all good.

All good. That's right. Suck on that, huh?

See how much we can get in there, huh?

Get a little more of that small cock in there, huh?

Let's see if we can get a little more of that small cock in there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's nice.

That's real nice. I like your hair, too. You've got real nice hair.

Spectacular hair.

Don't fall in yet. I ain't going to fall in here. I'm just going to enjoy this.

Look at that.

That dirt's going to burst any second now, isn't it?

I think it's got a few minutes, actually, Bill.

Like to take your time, huh?

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah.

Oh, come on. Just keep sucking it. Come on. You can give me a bunch of them.

How do you want to do it? I'm getting tired. You're too much for me.

I'm going to call my friend. Well, I'll get in this tub and...

That's right. You sit in the tub, and I'll make a phone call. You're close to

the bank for me, okay? I mean, I need a little more star -core sucking here.

Unbelievable.

Hello, Brendan.

I got a hot one here.

And, uh, he'd like you free to come over and, uh, help us out a little bit.

Yeah, I don't care what her name is.

Oh, Senator, you're too much.

Listen, it's playtime. There's got to be something.

Okay. See you in five.

Bye -bye, honey. What the hell is this guy?

What do you do with these things? Is this one of your play toys?

I'll give you a massage with that.

I'll massage everything with it, too. That's what I like to hear.

Yeah.

Yeah. You know what they say down where I come from? They're old enough to

bleed. They're old enough to butcher.

I'll tell you something, right?

I don't mind that a bit.

There you go. Let me hold on to that hair back here. I love it.

That's just beautiful.

Just leap around in my car. Come on, baby.

They never told me I was a leprechaun before.

Do you need some help?

Sure. Pop in. People sure do drift in here. Hi there.

I'd like to keep your hands on those buds.

I'm going to get everything.

Drunk my bloody old cock all over in my old chair.

Let me see there.

Hello.

Hello, left and all right.

I've got the right one. You can take the left one.

Woo.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I feel all that pussy.

I can feel your whole goddamn pussy.

So do I.

Yeah, let me see that. Let me see that. Dude, dude, look at that.

Yeah.

That's what I'm hanging from.

Hanging from the Babylon.

That's my most million dollar talent.

Million dollars what?

My wife never left me. I can't believe this.

I love it. That hot blue.

Oh, the blood is so red. Look how red that blood is. I love it. It's red. It

ain't bleeding. Let me drop that blood on you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Huh?

Boy, I like your tits, too. I'll tell you something.

Bloody cunts.

Oh, please, come on my ass, I love you. You like that, huh?

What's down?

And a job well done.

Oh, shit.

I

don't

believe it.

She's a pretty cook.

No question about it.

Jesus. White liver. Belly. Fucking alligator type.

I knew it.

Son of a bitch.

Operator, this is a special call here to the number 4H

-111. That's right, it's a 111 number, please.

Sarah.

Sarah, I've got to speak to Bud, please. Thank you.

Yeah.

Bud?

Mike, yeah, what's the problem?

Hi, yeah, yeah, listen, I've got something very, very, very important

tell you.

Uh, the papers on the project are missing, uh, they're... What?

But, you know, they're classified.

Yes. Yes, goddammit, yes, they're classified, I understand that.

I was, just relax, will ya?

Okay, Mike, calm down, calm down.

How did this happen?

I was out with these, uh, couple of ladies of the night, you understand.

Keep it under wraps, that's all. I don't care how you keep it under wraps, for

Christ's sakes, it's my career.

Oh, not again.

Oh, Mike, we talked about this in Iowa.

Listen, you've got to do me this favor. I've laid a few on you, okay? You

remember your son and everything?

I know about my son, yeah.

Okay. Get some investigation going. I don't care how you do it. I don't care

where you put the bugs, the wire taps, or whatever. I don't care who you call.

All right, I guess an investigation is in order.

I'll take care of it, Michael.

Okay.

Great. So long.

Fucking white -livered alligator type.

God, stealing all that stuff from the senator. We're crazy. We're going to get

in a lot of trouble.

Shit, honey, don't worry about it. London will be a gas.

It'll be fabulous. We'll meet rock stars like Gary Wrong.

He's a real hunk. Gary Wrong. How the hell are we ever going to meet him?

Just leave it to me.

The sweet 16, and now you're gone.

They've taken you away.

I'll never kiss your lips.

Damn, I can't even know what's going on. I can't believe it.

Every time I try to say a damn note, I can't believe it. Here I am in London,

having to sing for the Queen, and I can't hit that note.

I'll never kiss your lips.

I can't believe it. I'm going to pull my hair out.

What's going on?

I'm so nervous.

Okay, see who that is. Oh, God.

Hello? Oh, Nick?

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm afraid he's a little nervous right now. I can't talk to

anybody. Why don't you call back later, Nick?

It was really nice of you.

Give him a call a little later. He may be a little bit calmed down by then.

Okay, Nick.

Who was that? That was Nick.

He wanted to wish you well tonight.

Wish me good luck.

If I can't sing that note, I can't get it up.

You know my act. What can I do?

You know my act. You know I have to whip this thing out in front of all those

people on that special note, and that's the note that gets me hard.

If I can't sing that note, I'm not going to be able to get hard.

Maybe I can get some... Poor thing.

Maybe I can get some help. What can we do?

I don't know.

Maybe Vanessa...

Call Vanessa.

Tell her to send a couple of hot numbers over here. Maybe that'll help me get it

up. And then if I could think of somebody with dark hair and big tits,

Big tits? Dark hair, yeah. Uh -huh. Big tits. Okay, I'll call her up

immediately. Okay. Get on the phone.

I'll never kill your lips.

I'm scared. Come on in, Brenda. Come on.

I'm scared. Somebody else is in there already.

So what?

You wanted to come here. Come on now, you're chickening out, right? You're

chickening out.

Okay, I'll go in alone.

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Vanessa sent me over.

Right. Vanessa sent you over?

Yeah. What are you doing?

Why don't you, uh... Look at the nice green tie you have on there.

You're getting dressed.

Well, maybe you're going to find out.

Maybe she'll be able to help me get the note.

Maybe.

I'm doing a concert tonight for Her Royal Highness, and when I hit a certain

note, my cock has to get hard, and I take it out. Oh, yeah?

I have trouble hitting that note.

I know a few notes myself.

Really? Yeah.

I want you to sing in this mic.

Wow.

Yes, is the senator in?

Oh, he's with the president?

Okay, well this is Bud Stone.

Tell the senator the following information.

Am in pursuit in London and getting very warm.

Thank you.

Mike, listen.

I traced them to the Russell Hotel in London.

Just think about it tonight when I'm at my concert.

God, nobody's here.

I must have just missed them.

Damn!

They must have just gotten away.

Arcady fingerprints.

Operator.

Give me Interpol headquarters, Geneva.

I can't believe this. We're going to Spain now. This is crazy.

Oh, Brenda, you'll love it. There's this matador there called El Gringo. I heard

he's really hot stuff.

I don't know. This escapade you're getting me into, I'm getting screwed

the world.

There's nothing like a trip around the world, right? Oh, yeah.

What happened? I traced him to the Russell... First, I traced him to the

Hotel. Then I traced them to Gary Rong's apartment, and you were supposed to

have them under surveillance here. We were supposed to make the bus here, and

now that I get here, they're not here.

Listen, Brendan, you know, here we are in Spain, and El Gringo is here, and I

want you to get him this time.

You're watching TV and Gary Rong's not getting it up?

Well, that's impossible.

Oh, my God.

These people must be dangerous.

Now, have you ever seen me fail yet?

Brenda, I don't know. I haven't seen you do much of anything, actually.

Listen, Glenda, when I get through with El Gringo, he'll really be through.

Carlos.

Carlos, you cannot go in the ring tonight.

Carlos, you cannot go in the ring. You cannot go in the ring tonight.

Maria, Maria, what do you say?

I say you cannot go to the ring. I'm afraid for you.

Maria, I'm praying.

I know you're praying, but it's blood and you cannot go.

I had a terrible dream.

Please listen to me. Maria, Maria.

Carlos, I have something to say to you, please.

I can't go to the ring?

No.

Maria, I have to go to the ring. The people are out there, thousands. No.

Thousands of my screaming fans out there waiting to see me in my fancy outfit

out there. Get me Interpol Central Madrid.

That's right. It's an emergency.

Hello, Inspector Rodriguez, please.

Inspector, this is Bud Stone.

I'm in London. I'm at Heathrow Airport right now.

I'm on the project.

I can't hear you, Maria West.

The bull won't move. The crowd roaring.

It was the blood.

What blood? What blood is it? Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.

I'm afraid for you.

I'm always afraid of the bull, but does it stop me? No, I have to go out.

I have to fight the bull.

It's my job. Fight the bull. And it's your job to prepare me to fight the

Maria, I have reason to suspect they are in Madrid.

Right.

We'll contact you.

Okay. So long.

Don't you think I have dreams, Maria? Don't you think I have dreams of that

being born?

Yes.

Tonight, any other... The liver would be... Spleen.

I'm afraid... I've never been afraid before, but tonight is very bad.

I'm sorry, no one can see El Gringo before he goes to fight.

No one.

Who is it, ma 'am?

It's too American, isn't it?

Inspector Rodriguez, please.

He's not in? Where is he?

The bullring?

He went to see El Gringo fighting?

Oh my God.

There's a group of girls that we're after, and they may just be thinking

Gringo is their next victim.

You may come up.

We will see you.

I want you to understand something about American women.

I have no experience with American women. I want you to understand that.

understand that American women can be, well, let's call them aggressive.

Or like another word. Very aggressive.

So I think that you should be considerate and tolerant of this woman

her way here at this moment.

Because she may have customs different than our own.

Ah, yes. You would be... Vanessa from London sent me.

Ah.

How do we do?

A dark shirt doesn't necessarily mean a stuffy shirt.

No, not at all.

Vanessa was right.

Two cows for one horn?

How did that American girl suck your cock?

I don't know.

It's not bad, really.

Only not bad?

No, it's very good, as a matter of fact.

Mm -hmm.

Mmm.

A special trick to add you strength before you go into the ring.

He needs strength.

I need strength.

I fear the bulls.

Not so many.

Never scratch.

Well, it's more on my knee.

You have a trick? What trick is that?

You'll see.

Tell him to send a squad to the bullring. The girls might be there.

El Gringo might be their next victim.

Fuck her, Gringo.

Fuck her, Gringo.

Oh, Gringo, it's true what they say about your horn.

Oh, Gringo.

Fuck me.

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

You like my... Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!

Gringo's horn is hot.

Good. Hard.

The American way.

Oh, yeah.

You like this?

Oh, Carlos, how do you feel now?

Strangely tired, Maria.

I saw that woman, she... My cock was inside her. Then you listen to me.

You listen to me and you won't go in the ring. How could you feel tired and go

in the ring? Don't worry, please, I have to go in the ring. You cannot go in the

ring. To go in the ring like my father and his father before him. Yes, but they

were not tired when they went into the ring. I've never felt quite like this

before.

Weak, but...

You must be strong.

Listen to that, Maria.

Listen to the sound of that. Do you hear them?

Screaming. Screaming for me.

Thousands screaming for me.

That's what it's all about.

Those thousands screaming for me.

Thank you very much.

Geez, there's Notre Dame.

Wow. Well,

since we're in Paris, let's get something to eat.

Oh, God, geez, I'm starving.

Really? Yeah. Well, speaking of something to eat, what about the chefs

Maxine's? Hmm, I'd like to eat one of them.

Oh, yeah? Well, I did the rock star.

But I did the bullfighter. Hmm.

Want to flip for the chef?

Okay.

Call it.

Pill.

God damn, you got him.

I wanted to compliment you on a very fine meal.

It was fantastic. We just finished dinner and it was wonderful.

The wine was nice.

Oh, what is this?

Fantastic.

Thank you.

I saw them go up in the elevator. Yeah, I saw them in the lobby.

I saw them go up in the elevator. I don't know what floor.

I'll find out very soon.

Right, I'm getting really warm.

And one for me.

So I could or you have to apply.

Well, well, well, well.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Hello.

Headquarters, please.

That's correct. And in pursuit and getting very warm.

Maxine, I'm just for this. Yes, you eat that. Pay no attention.

Strawberry. Strawberry.

Here we are. Great.

And I remember he just gave it.

Do we eat it raw?

Are we in there?

We're in there, aren't we? This is so nice.

We almost finished it. A little

bit more.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh!

Rihanna fruit?

Vegetable salad.

Combination. Oh,

look.

I

never

knew a squash could be like this.

The bones that are in his arm.

Right.

You're all very hot.

Hold it.

That was very nice.

Best dessert I ever had.

Aha!

Finally got you.

You're both under arrest for international conspiracy, robbery, and

international prostitution ring.

I'm going to take you to Geneva for the lineup.

For what?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're crazy, man. I

have witnesses in three countries.

You don't have anything on us. Nothing at all. Are you kidding? We have a

governor who's going to swear that you robbed him out of some important

documents. Now come on this way.

Are you kidding me? Come on. You're kidding.

Come on. Get the fuck out of here.

Go ahead. You fucking bastard. You can't make anything stick. You're crazy.

Look, bimbo. I've got witnesses in four countries that will identify you in the

lineup in Geneva.

So let's go. Let's stop horsing around.

Ladies and gentlemen, I imagine you know why you're all here.

I've brought you here for the purpose of identification.

identifying the two culprits in this international prostitution ring.

Can we have Brenda Morgenstern, please?

That's the one.

That's the one. But this is definitely one of the ones that started the whole

ball rolling. There's no doubt about it. We have one identification from El

Gringo.

That'll be fine.

Does anybody recognize her?

We, we. She has all her clothes on.

But I can't, I don't know. She's got all her clothes on. I probably recognize

her body more than I would recognize anyone else.

I don't know. Is that permissible?

Can we see the body for a moment? I think we're all, yes.

That's definitely her. This is the girl. She's definitely her. I remember the

veins. The first one, she come together.

That will be sufficient.

You may step down.

Take her to her cell.

I thank you all very much for what you've done for me.

This has been quite a hilly road in pursuing these two young

trollops.

Now that we've finally found them, all I can do is say thank you all very, very

much.

Very good. Very good, bud.

Let's fuck.

I kind of like the senator myself, darling. Get that, her boyfriend.

You like him?

Get your hand on his thing.

Tell me it's all right. Go ahead. You can't. Right?

You like this? I must tell you.

What the hell? I mean, you need to let me touch your wife.

You want to touch my wife?

You want to touch my wife? I have enormous respect for you.

You solved this crime as quickly as you did. Please, come over and would you

like to touch my wife's breast?

You may touch my wife's breast.

Well, just a little bit. My hand is still a little stiff. I find it

touching it myself.

Oh, I like that. That's very nice. Could you do that again?

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, Ted.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Maria.

Uh, sweetheart?

A little less giggling, a little more cocksucking.

Hey, that's tickling me. Who's tickling you? Which one of us?

Oh, yes.

You might have scared the senator, huh?

Every bit of it.

I earned every bit of it.

Mix some blood together.

Catholics, as you'll notice, make him one of the best cocksuckers. It's a

repression of our people, basically.

Oh, that's true.

When the time breaks, I'll come tell him that.

Oh, suck my cock.

Suck my cock. Come on.

Oh, cock.

How much cocks can you suck at one time? Can you get the two of them in your

mail? Take the two of them in your mouth. Can you get them in? Maria?

Maria, try.

Oh, yes.

Your wife is a delight.

Isn't she, though? She's a charming creature.

Can we get a pussy, sir?

Spectre can find anything.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

John!

Glenda Luknik, step forward, please.

Glenda Luknik, do you have anything to say before sentence is passed upon you?

I don't know. I was just, like, traveling around Europe, having a good

know, pulling a lot of different people. Fuck you, fucking cops, man, coming

off, like, with this shit. Fuck you, man. Take this.

Brenda Morgenstern, would you step forward, please?

say before sentences passed upon you. I certainly do.

Take an enemy, asshole.

We're just two happy hookers. We just want to travel around.

We stole.

Everybody has fun, but we got caught. And that's what this tortured women is

about. We are tortured. Tortured because we like sex and we got arrested for it.

Up yours.