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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,241 --> 00:00:06,137 ♪ 2 00:00:06,241 --> 00:00:08,965 ♪ 3 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:11,379 [Lightning crashes] 4 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:13,379 [Maniacal laughter] 5 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:18,586 ♪ 6 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:23,827 ♪ 7 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:26,620 -You know what's been missing from the last ten Halloweens, 8 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,448 Darcy? -Nothing. 9 00:00:28,551 --> 00:00:30,724 Halloween is the greatest holiday, period. 10 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:34,931 -What's been missing, Darcy, is satanic goat-head orgies. 11 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,103 -I'm sure there were a few of those. 12 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:38,655 -You're missing my point. 13 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,724 At one time, it was all about the satanic goat-head orgy. 14 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:43,206 Decapitations, human sacrifice, 15 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,000 slime-spewing creatures from the other side 16 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,689 that would eat children, 17 00:00:46,793 --> 00:00:48,586 not take children to Michael's craft store 18 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:49,862 to buy construction paper 19 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:52,896 so they can make a happy-face pumpkin collage. 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,724 -There are many ways to celebrate Halloween. 21 00:00:55,827 --> 00:01:00,034 -Darcy, they are doing Halloween cupcake bake-offs this year. 22 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:02,206 -Yeah, and I love those. 23 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,965 -They're having costume contests for poodles. 24 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:06,413 -And how adorable is that? 25 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:07,793 -Where's the blood, Darcy?! 26 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,724 Where are the intestines?! 27 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:11,275 Where's the slime glopola? 28 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:12,827 When was the last time you saw somebody 29 00:01:12,931 --> 00:01:14,965 disemboweled on Halloween? 30 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:16,448 -Well, I live near Hollywood Boulevard, 31 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:18,413 so, you know, it happens. 32 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:20,586 -Do you know, Darcy, that kids go out trick-or-treating 33 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,896 in broad daylight... in the church parking lot? 34 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,310 The grown-ups decorate the backs of their minivans 35 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:29,068 so the kids will feel it's spooky 36 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,241 getting candy between a Subaru and a Honda Odyssey. 37 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,965 And in school next week, no fake blood allowed, 38 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:37,689 no toy weapons, no scary masks, 39 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,827 nothing associated with death, ghosts, Satan. 40 00:01:39,931 --> 00:01:41,586 It's all banned in school. 41 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:43,517 I'm sure some schools require you to dress up 42 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,586 like a rainbow unicorn with a bow in your hair. 43 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,758 -And I love unicorns, too, so that's awesome. 44 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:51,586 -Do you know, Darcy, 45 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:55,482 that Target sells pumpkin-scented mop refills?! 46 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:57,344 -Yeah, and I am so here for that. 47 00:01:57,448 --> 00:01:59,586 I love when they put all the new Halloween merch. 48 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,482 Like CVS, Cracker Barrel, Michael's... 49 00:02:01,586 --> 00:02:02,827 -You know what else they sell? -What? 50 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:05,965 Allergy-friendly, gluten-free, organic non-candy. 51 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:08,137 You go to somebody's house dressed like a ghoul 52 00:02:08,241 --> 00:02:10,000 and they give you raisins, 53 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:14,034 or they give you non-GMO fruit chews or pencils! 54 00:02:14,137 --> 00:02:15,758 Fucking pencils, Darcy! 55 00:02:15,862 --> 00:02:16,931 [Laughter] 56 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:19,275 -I think you need to calm down. 57 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:22,965 -Do you know cities have actual Halloween laws? 58 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:25,758 All trick-or-treating must be over by 8:00 p.m. 59 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:27,586 Nobody over the age of 12, 60 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,344 like 13-year-olds suddenly become The Purge. 61 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:31,965 And then if you go to the local haunted house, 62 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,862 you get chased around by a chubby guy 63 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:35,862 in a blood-spattered apron swinging a meat hook? 64 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,482 No, you do not! 65 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,896 You stand there looking at an animatronic skeleton 66 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,965 singing the "Baby Shark" song. 67 00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:43,241 -Well, I like both, 68 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:44,896 but there is some truth in what you're saying. 69 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,620 -Okay, then. 70 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,551 Here at "The Last Drive-In," 71 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:51,448 we are not celebrating the defanged, deblooded, 72 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:52,965 sanitized Halloween. 73 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,620 The reason this year's Halloween special 74 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:56,413 is called "Splatterween" 75 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:58,241 is that we're going to get nasty. 76 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,448 And to do that, I want you to come with me, Darcy. 77 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:02,827 Come with me right now. 78 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,896 I'm going to show you something. 79 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,655 You can keep your gluten-free candy corn 80 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:12,068 that smells like an aromatherapy candle at a yoga retreat. 81 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,206 You can keep your Instagram photo-ops 82 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:18,137 with your babies dressed up like souvenirs from an Etsy shop. 83 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:24,551 You can keep your goddamn pumpkin-spice dog treats. 84 00:03:24,655 --> 00:03:26,758 We're showing "Clown in a Cornfield" 85 00:03:26,862 --> 00:03:28,551 and "Jack-O" tonight. 86 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:30,896 The first movie is about a psycho stalking teens 87 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,275 in a blood-soaked farm town in Missouri. 88 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,517 The other is about a demon pumpkin man summoned from hell 89 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,896 by a drunk warlock on Halloween night. 90 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,172 And to create the real spirit of Halloween, 91 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:42,068 I called up my buddies, 92 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:44,103 the intergalactic warriors who live in Richmond, Virginia, 93 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:48,275 and I asked them to bring some fear, some filth, and some fun. 94 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:50,758 Of course you know who I'm talking about. 95 00:03:52,034 --> 00:03:55,275 I'm talking about the original on-stage slime spewers, 96 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,310 the band that made history 97 00:03:57,413 --> 00:03:59,896 when Charlotte police seized a cuttlefish and shut down a show 98 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,931 because they thought pretending that a cuttlefish is a penis 99 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,586 is a jailable offense. 100 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,827 The band whose costumes got banned from the Grammys, 101 00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:09,620 the band of alien warlords 102 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:12,068 that love to decapitate politicians on stage, 103 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:14,965 throw blood and mucus on the first 30 rows of the audience, 104 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:17,103 and create an atmosphere so chaotic 105 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:19,068 it is like watching an AEW pay-per-view 106 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:23,068 from the front row while listening to Slayer on 78 rpm. 107 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:26,448 They are the conquering outer space army of heavy metal. 108 00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:28,103 They have created more gore effects 109 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:31,034 than a 500-title Lucio Fulci box set. 110 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:32,724 They have used more foam rubber 111 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,000 than the porn industry in the 1980s. 112 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:37,344 They are the scumdogs of the universe. 113 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,172 They are here to pump up the holiday. 114 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:43,896 They are Gwar! 115 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,689 [Cheers and applause] 116 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:49,965 -♪ Hey, everybody, have you heard the news? ♪ 117 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:53,448 ♪ Joe Bob is back in town ♪ 118 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:57,206 ♪ He's over at the drive-in and he's hangin' around ♪ 119 00:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,931 ♪ Watching crazy movies, so come on down ♪ 120 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,517 ♪ To Joe Bob's Last Drive-In show ♪ 121 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:08,000 ♪ Blood, beasties, boobies, and mo' ♪ 122 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:11,310 ♪ Joe Bob's Last Drive-In show ♪ 123 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:15,137 ♪ It's a spooky marathon with monsters and ghosts ♪ 124 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:18,896 ♪ Crazy, kooky fun with the world's greatest host ♪ 125 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,241 ♪ Joe Bob's Last Drive-In show ♪ 126 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,896 ♪ It's gonna be legendary ♪ 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,034 ♪ Joe Bob's Last Drive-In show, it's gonna be very scary ♪ 128 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:29,241 ♪ Joe Bob's Last Drive-In show ♪ 129 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:30,965 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 130 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:34,896 ♪ 131 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 [Cheers and applause] 132 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,793 Thank you! 133 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:52,275 -Alright, now that we are in the mood, 134 00:05:52,379 --> 00:05:53,724 let's look at those drive-in totals 135 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,000 for "Clown in a Cornfield," 136 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:57,689 which is the sensitive story of... 137 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,034 a clown in a cornfield. 138 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:00,448 The best movie ever made 139 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:03,310 that climaxes in an abandoned corn-syrup factory. 140 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:07,068 And we have 14 dead bodies, 1 dead raccoon, 141 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:09,655 2 rager hoedowns in a cornfield barn, 142 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:11,413 pitchfork to the belly twice, 143 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,793 chainsaw to the tummy, 144 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:14,862 clown parade float decapitation, 145 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:16,655 knife to the neck, arrow to the back, 146 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:18,275 arrow to the forehead, 147 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,275 sewage pipe crawling, 148 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,103 throat slashing, blood spewing, 149 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:24,172 emergency clown surgery at clown knifepoint. 150 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:27,758 gratuitous teen bonding over shared familial trauma, 151 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:30,137 gratuitous miniature jack-in-the-box, 152 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:33,413 gratuitous YouTube channel, head rolls, 153 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:37,931 squeaky clown shoe fu, crossbow fu, cattle prod fu, 154 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,482 Drive-In Academy Award nominations for... 155 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:40,931 Kevin Durand as the mayor 156 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,862 for yelling the ultimate insult, 157 00:06:42,965 --> 00:06:45,241 "A blighted crop is what you are." 158 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:49,103 Will Sasso as Sheriff Dunne for hating Gen Z. 159 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:51,103 Aaron Abrams, the new doctor in town 160 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,206 for saying, "Fuck the Hippocratic Oath." 161 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:56,551 Cassandra Potenza as the blonde who can kick ass. 162 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:58,827 Verity Marks as the freak-out girl. 163 00:06:58,931 --> 00:07:01,448 Vincent Muller as the twisty savior. 164 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:04,827 Carson MacCormac as the rich kid who knows what's going on. 165 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:07,758 Katie Douglas as the final girl with an attitude. 166 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,620 Adam Cesare for writing the best-selling 167 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:10,965 young-adult novel. 168 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,827 And Eli Craig, the director, 169 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:14,448 for doing things the Drive-In way. 170 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,862 Four stars. 171 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,931 Joe Bob says, check it out. 172 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:22,965 And we are going to talk to Adam and Eli later tonight. 173 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,000 Wish we could get them up on the Gwar stage, 174 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:27,034 have everybody in one, big happy family. 175 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:29,793 -Maybe we can. We should -- all of us should get splattered. 176 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:34,034 -The Gwar Army brought in a bunch of pressurized canisters. 177 00:07:34,137 --> 00:07:36,655 They have got at least 500 gallons of blood 178 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,862 out there in the alley. -No way. 179 00:07:38,965 --> 00:07:42,103 -Yeah, I mean, Gwar does not mess around with blood, Darcy. 180 00:07:42,206 --> 00:07:44,206 They're doing their new song, too, "Lot Lizard." 181 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,206 They're doing "Lot Lizard" later tonight. 182 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,344 -Yay! -It's amazing. 183 00:07:47,448 --> 00:07:49,517 Have you heard the song? -No. Not yet. 184 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,275 -You know what a lot lizard is, right? 185 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,689 -It's a truck-stop ho, right? 186 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,620 -Yeah, a ho in a truck stop. 187 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,724 And there aren't enough tribute songs to lot lizards. 188 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,172 -That is true. 189 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:02,551 -Gwar has captured the essence of lot lizardom 190 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,172 in just one song. 191 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,586 -Amazing. 192 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:10,413 ♪ 193 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,551 [Static hisses] 194 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:27,379 ♪ 195 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:36,344 ♪ 196 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:44,448 ♪ 197 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:52,517 ♪ 198 00:08:52,620 --> 00:09:00,655 ♪ 199 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:08,724 ♪ 200 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:16,827 ♪ 201 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:24,896 ♪ 202 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:32,896 ♪ 203 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,965 [Dummy's "What Do I Owe" plays] 204 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:41,448 ♪ 205 00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,620 -♪ Standard screen ♪ 206 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:45,551 ♪ Technicolor smile ♪ 207 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:47,448 ♪ Say what you mean ♪ 208 00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:49,965 ♪ And no one dares touch that dial ♪ 209 00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:51,965 ♪ Your smiling face ♪ 210 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,793 ♪ Never meant a thing to me ♪ 211 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,793 [Music box tinkling] 212 00:09:55,896 --> 00:10:05,448 ♪ 213 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:07,586 [Clown laughs] 214 00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:11,137 ♪ 215 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,103 -[Giggles] 216 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:22,689 ♪ 217 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:32,241 ♪ 218 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:35,137 -Hey, come on. I thought we were gonna get high. 219 00:10:35,241 --> 00:10:40,482 ♪ 220 00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:43,206 Yeah, yeah, w-we can get high later. 221 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,724 ♪ 222 00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,551 [Belches] 223 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:55,448 ♪ 224 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,034 Jessica! 225 00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,586 ♪ 226 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,344 Jessica. 227 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:02,586 ♪ 228 00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:04,758 It's not funny. 229 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:07,862 ♪ 230 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:11,793 Jesus Christ, Jessica, what fucking size shoe do you have? 231 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,000 Oh, come on. 232 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:22,137 ♪ 233 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,206 [Cornstalks rustling] 234 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,241 [Footstep crunches] 235 00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,241 Jess? 236 00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:33,103 -[Grunts] 237 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:35,896 -Oh, no. 238 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,551 You get high already? 239 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,655 Whoa! -Oh, fuck. 240 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,172 [Weakly] Run. 241 00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:47,689 ♪ 242 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:54,172 ♪ 243 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,137 -[Whimpers] 244 00:11:56,241 --> 00:12:01,068 ♪ 245 00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:04,862 -[Bird squawking] -Oh! Aah! Aah! 246 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:13,482 ♪ 247 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,206 [Shoe squeaks] 248 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,655 What the fu-- 249 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,482 Aaah! 250 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:23,965 ♪ 251 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:29,551 ♪ 252 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,517 [Eric B and Rakim's "I Ain't No Joke" plays] 253 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,655 ♪ 254 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,862 -♪ I ain't no joke ♪ 255 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,482 ♪ I used to let the mic smoke ♪ 256 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,655 ♪ Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke ♪ 257 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:43,965 ♪ When I'm gone no one gets on ♪ 258 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,827 ♪ 'Cause I won't let nobody press up ♪ 259 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,241 ♪ And mess up the scene I set ♪ 260 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,793 ♪ I like to stand in a crowd ♪ 261 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,482 ♪ And watch the people wonder "Damn!" ♪ 262 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,517 ♪ But think about it, then ya understand ♪ 263 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,620 ♪ I'm just an addict addicted to music ♪ 264 00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:57,103 ♪ Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it ♪ 265 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,000 ♪ Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm ♪ 266 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,206 ♪ I hook a beat up, convert it into hip-hop form ♪ 267 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,655 ♪ Write a rhyme in graffiti ♪ 268 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,724 ♪ And every show you see me in deep concentration ♪ 269 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,137 ♪ 'Cause I'm no comedian ♪ 270 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,862 ♪ 271 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,896 -Oh, please God, Dad, no more '80's rap. 272 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,103 -It's dope. -You do realize 273 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,000 that the '80s are as far away from me 274 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:17,793 as the '40s were to you, right? 275 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,034 -What? That is not true. -Do the math. 276 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,689 ♪ 277 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,482 -Shit. 278 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,965 Oh. Well, uh, we're here. 279 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,586 ♪ 280 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,448 -Wow. 281 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,206 It's, uh... 282 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,655 [Birds chirp] 283 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,379 It's big. 284 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,379 [Hinges creak] 285 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:48,103 Ugh! -The town's previous doctor 286 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,758 used to live here before he moved away. 287 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:53,137 -Sure he didn't die in here? 288 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,068 -Yeah, that doesn't [Clears throat] smell great. 289 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,310 But I think we just crack a window. 290 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:59,413 It'll be fine. -There's no cell service. 291 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:02,379 -What? No, no, no. That's not... 292 00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,448 I mean, I told them -- 293 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,206 Come on. 294 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:12,413 -Did you even look at this place before you bought it, Dad? 295 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:16,275 -I... 296 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,586 Quinn, look, I wasn't in town for very long -- 297 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:20,793 -[Flies buzzing] -Ugh! 298 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:29,448 ♪ 299 00:14:29,551 --> 00:14:32,448 Uh...careful. 300 00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:41,517 ♪ 301 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:50,586 ♪ 302 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,586 -Aah! -Get back! 303 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,724 -Good to go, Doc. Just get that chimney capped. 304 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,586 -Okay, yeah. Great. Thank you. 305 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,172 ♪ 306 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:09,379 [Truck door shuts, engine starts] 307 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:20,551 ♪ 308 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:28,448 ♪ 309 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:36,448 ♪ 310 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,517 [Mother Mother's "Get Out of the Way" ] 311 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,068 ♪ Hey, there's something in the way ♪ 312 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:48,482 ♪ Oh, it's just me and my brain ♪ 313 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:53,172 ♪ Look, there's an elephant in the room ♪ 314 00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:57,862 ♪ And I'll write the perfect song for the perfect day ♪ 315 00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:05,034 -Morning, Dad. 316 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:06,862 -Oh, hey. Morning, Quinn. 317 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,689 -Are you good? -Mm-hmm. 318 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,862 Yeah, I'm great. 319 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,275 How are you? 320 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,103 Oh. Uh, yeah. 321 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,655 -Good. -Good. 322 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,034 -We're gonna be okay. 323 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,931 -You sure? -Yeah. Are you kidding me? 324 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,758 Look at this place. It looks like a home-makeover 325 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,275 dream come true. 326 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,000 -Hey, it's your first day. Let me drive you to school. 327 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,517 -Dad, I am 17 years old. I don't need a ride. 328 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,206 I need a car. 329 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,448 -I hear you. Absolutely. But in the meantime -- 330 00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:36,724 -I'm just gonna walk. 331 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:39,310 -Okay, well, I'm sorry about breakfast. 332 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,862 I'll, um, I'll get groceries after work. 333 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,724 -Okay. Do you think Wi-Fi might be more important? 334 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:46,724 -Yes, I hear you. I will get on that. 335 00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:48,137 Have a great day at school. 336 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,758 Make new friends. -Not a chance. 337 00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:58,551 [Gasps] -Oh, hi. 338 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,275 Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. 339 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,793 I saw you were new to the neighborhood, and I reckoned -- 340 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,517 -Ow! Sorry. Hey, is everything alright? 341 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,620 -Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's just a neighbor. 342 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,379 -Ruston Vance. 343 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:10,758 But everyone around here just calls me Rust. 344 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,172 -Oh, I'm Dr. Maybrook. 345 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,655 This is my daughter, Quinn. 346 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,793 Uh, she's about to head off to school. 347 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,241 Do you want to walk her? 348 00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:19,586 -That's exactly why I'm here, sir. 349 00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:23,310 ♪ 350 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,896 -Okay, cool. Let's do it. 351 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,517 ♪ 352 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:37,172 ♪ 353 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:40,551 So, what do you guys do around here for fun? 354 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:44,620 -Oh, um, I might not be the best person to ask. 355 00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:47,413 I mean, the hunting and fishing's good, 356 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,275 if you like that sort of thing. 357 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:51,103 Ducks are in season. 358 00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,586 ♪ 359 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,379 Shit. 360 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:57,344 -What? -The look on your face. 361 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,172 I guess I'm not doing any good for stereotypes. 362 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,241 -[Scoffs] No. 363 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,034 -Not everyone's a redneck here. 364 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:05,344 I just don't really care what other people think. 365 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,344 [Bass thumps] 366 00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:09,448 ♪ 367 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,620 Unlike some people. 368 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,137 So I guess I'll see you around. Nice meeting you, Quinn. 369 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,758 -Yeah. Thanks, dude. 370 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,206 -Oh, and, uh, be careful who you hang out with. 371 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,931 There's some real weirdos at this school. 372 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,620 -[Chuckles] Okey-dokey, Rust. 373 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:27,103 Thank you. I will keep an eye out for them. 374 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,620 -Just because it's Founder's Day tomorrow 375 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:33,068 doesn't mean that there won't be a test on Monday. 376 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,241 [Students groan] 377 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,827 Listen, you kids are spoiled rotten. 378 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:39,103 Back when I was in school, we had a lot tougher than you do. 379 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:40,655 -Hi. 380 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:43,241 -Sorry, I'm -- -Late. 381 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,137 Take a seat. 382 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,896 -Okay. 383 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:55,517 -As I was saying, you kids are graduating this year and -- 384 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,758 -I'm graduating? Sick, man. 385 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:58,896 [Laughter] 386 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,689 -Assuming you manage to land a job, 387 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:04,241 which for some of you might be a long shot, 388 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,620 what do you think happens on Monday morning every week? 389 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,620 You go to work, 390 00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:13,000 and work is neither easy nor fun. 391 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,103 In fact, sometimes it can be downright miserable. 392 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:18,206 [Laughter] 393 00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:25,172 Okay, this is not funny. 394 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:26,758 Who did this? 395 00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:28,965 Nobody? 396 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,931 Alright, well, clear your desks. 397 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,551 We'll do the test now. -[Students groan] 398 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:35,965 You brought this on yourselves. 399 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:38,241 It's time your generation learned some consequences. 400 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,620 -Uh, Mr. Vern, 401 00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,172 that's not fair to the new girl. 402 00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:42,689 -Well, that's the price of being late. 403 00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:44,724 -Oh, they put the wrong room number on my schedule, so -- 404 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,482 -You know what? Detention for you. 405 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,103 -What?! -Anyone else? 406 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,586 -Come on. Chill. She didn't actually do anything. 407 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,103 -Oh, well, then you can console her this afternoon, Mr. Hill. 408 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,172 In detention. 409 00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:55,517 -Really? -Mm. 410 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,068 -Wow. You're on fire today, Mr. Vern. 411 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,586 -Try me. Anyone else? 412 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,448 [Laughter] 413 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:10,000 What is so funny? 414 00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:11,620 -This isn't the test, Mr. Vern. 415 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:12,931 -Of course it's the test. 416 00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,896 -Actually, I think it's your dating profile. 417 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 [Laughter] 418 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,586 -If one of these leaves this room, 419 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,965 you will all be suspended. 420 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:26,241 I will end you! 421 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,379 -[Chuckling] He's actually losing his mind. 422 00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:30,931 -Do you know what? 423 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:32,655 -Already 3,000 views. 424 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:35,034 Wow. His meltdown is a hit. 425 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:38,862 -Man, I'm still trying to figure out what I did. 426 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,827 -He's just a bitter, old man. -He hates us. 427 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,413 And so we hate him back. Only more. It's fun. 428 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:45,793 I'm Janet, by the way. 429 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,448 And that's Ronnie, Tucker, Matt, and -- 430 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,379 -I'm Cole. 431 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,931 -I'm Quinn. 432 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,551 -Where are you from? 433 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,551 -Philly, actually. -Philly. 434 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,896 -Yeah, my dad got put in the witness protection program, 435 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,275 so we were just laying low for a little while. 436 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,827 I'm kidding, obviously. 437 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,448 [Laughter] 438 00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:07,827 -So, is Kettle Springs 439 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,103 everything you expected it to be? 440 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,827 -Man, it looks like it's stuck in the '90s. 441 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,241 -It still is the '90s for everyone over 30. 442 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,482 -Yeah, they're really big on tradition around here. 443 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:17,724 -Yeah. Founder's Day, right? 444 00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:19,206 I keep seeing that. What is that? 445 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,758 -That is a stupid holiday 446 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,655 my family invented to celebrate...corn. 447 00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:27,965 -His dad is the local oligarch. 448 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,482 -My great-grandfather invented Baypen corn syrup, 449 00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:32,862 like, 100 years ago. -Whoa. 450 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,620 -Every year, there's this parade 451 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,172 where everyone gathers around a Frendo float 452 00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:37,379 and worships him. 453 00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:38,793 -Frendo? 454 00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:41,206 -It's the clown on all the Baypen labels. 455 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,586 He's practically a local legend. 456 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:46,551 -Which is why we turned him into a serial killer. 457 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:47,965 -On our YouTube channel. 458 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:50,034 -65,000 subscribers. 459 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,379 -No shit? 460 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,379 -Do you wanna see some of our work? 461 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:55,034 -Hell, yeah. 462 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,103 -I work the night shift 463 00:21:58,206 --> 00:21:59,758 here at the Baypen factory. 464 00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:02,379 The power just went out, 465 00:22:02,482 --> 00:22:04,620 and I swear I just heard someone laughing. 466 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,551 There shouldn't be anyone here. 467 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:10,000 ♪ 468 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:12,034 Okay. Oh. 469 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:14,034 [Maniacal laughter] 470 00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,137 ♪ 471 00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:17,724 Did you just hear that? 472 00:22:17,827 --> 00:22:20,137 I gotta get the power back on. 473 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:25,103 ♪ 474 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,724 Okay. 475 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:28,379 ♪ 476 00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:29,620 Shit! It's Frendo! 477 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:35,448 ♪ 478 00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:37,448 [Clown cackling] 479 00:22:37,551 --> 00:22:38,758 ♪ 480 00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:41,172 -God, look at these prices. 481 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:44,413 -It's $10 for a Salisbury steak and a free side. 482 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,931 Think you can get off your phone, Quinn? 483 00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,448 -Hmm? Yeah. 484 00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:52,655 ♪ 485 00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:54,034 -You missing your friends? 486 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,551 -Mm-hmm. 487 00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,758 -Is that why you were acting out today? 488 00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,068 School called. 489 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,482 Detention on your first day is not really like you. 490 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:06,827 -Dad, the teacher was a total dick. 491 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,724 -Okay. -[Clears throat] 492 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:11,310 -Y'all ready to order? -Yeah. No, actually, um, 493 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:13,034 I would love just one more second with this menu. 494 00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:14,758 It's my first time here. -Aww. 495 00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:16,310 Take all the time you need, Doc. 496 00:23:16,413 --> 00:23:18,000 -Thank you. 497 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,931 Can you please try and be a little bit more respectful? 498 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:25,344 This is, like, the only place in town. 499 00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:28,379 -What? Tell me there's at least a grocery store, right? 500 00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:29,931 -Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, I just -- 501 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:33,724 I didn't get a chance to go yet because the cable guy was late. 502 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:37,620 -Does that mean we have Wi-Fi? 503 00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:39,620 -You're welcome. 504 00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:42,034 [Chuckling] Oh! Who is this person? 505 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,482 Have you seen my daughter? 506 00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:45,206 She's like -- She's like about your height. 507 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,931 -I think she's a little taller than that. 508 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:48,724 -Hi, George. The usual? 509 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,862 -You mind putting some extra cheese 510 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:51,655 on that potato tonight, Trudy? 511 00:23:51,758 --> 00:23:53,172 -Oh, you got it, darling. 512 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:54,482 -Thank you, doll. 513 00:23:55,827 --> 00:23:58,206 Hey, you must be the new doc. 514 00:23:58,310 --> 00:23:59,965 Dr. Maybrook. -Yes, sir. Call me Glenn. 515 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,758 -Hey, Sheriff Dunne. 516 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:04,344 -Hi. This is, uh, my daughter, Quinn. 517 00:24:04,448 --> 00:24:06,827 -Nice to meet you, sweetheart. 518 00:24:06,931 --> 00:24:08,758 I saw that new sign on your practice. 519 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,586 When y'all fittin' to take new patients? 520 00:24:10,689 --> 00:24:12,965 -Oh. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna start tomorrow morning. 521 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:16,172 -Oh, okay. Well, I might be first in line. 522 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:18,034 I got a plantar's wart the size of Texas. 523 00:24:18,137 --> 00:24:19,172 [Chuckles] 524 00:24:19,275 --> 00:24:20,896 I'll tell you what. 525 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,137 Folks around here have been hurting 526 00:24:22,241 --> 00:24:23,689 ever since that factory burned down. 527 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:26,034 It's been a real mess, yeah. 528 00:24:26,137 --> 00:24:28,275 ♪ 529 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,827 -Sheriff. 530 00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:37,827 ♪ 531 00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:39,310 -Sorry about that, Doc. 532 00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:42,172 Been having some problems with our local teenagers lately. 533 00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:44,448 I recommend you stay away from that crowd, sweetheart. 534 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,965 -[Chuckles] -Thank you. 535 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,620 That's some good advice. 536 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:50,551 Uh, do you want to join us, Sheriff? 537 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,689 -Oh, that's mighty kind of you. Don't mind if I do. 538 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:54,758 -Great. 539 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:56,655 -What are you doing? 540 00:24:56,758 --> 00:25:00,172 -Um, I actually just realized I'm not that hungry. 541 00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,931 -You don't have to -- -You sure about that? 542 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,310 I tell you what. Kettle Burger's are the best you'll ever have. 543 00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:06,862 I guarantee it. -I bet. 544 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,965 I don't really eat anything with a face right now, though. 545 00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:12,413 -She's -- She's a vegetarian. -Oh, yeah. 546 00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:14,000 Well, her generation's got to save the world 547 00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:15,793 one cow at a time, right? [Laughs] 548 00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:17,379 -Okay, you guys have a really good time. 549 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,655 I'm gonna go. -Okay. 550 00:25:19,758 --> 00:25:21,482 -See you at home, Dad. -Quinn, you don't have to -- 551 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,931 -Hey, gotta let them go someday, Doc. 552 00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:35,206 -Oh, look who's coming. 553 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,758 -That was quick. -Yeah. 554 00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:40,172 I was about to assault an officer. 555 00:25:40,275 --> 00:25:42,068 -Oh, Minnie Mouse is so tough. 556 00:25:42,172 --> 00:25:44,206 I bet Sheriff Dunne was trembling. 557 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,000 -I mean, you should try and avoid Sheriff Dunne. 558 00:25:46,103 --> 00:25:47,620 That guy's got it out for us. 559 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:51,793 -Hey, you don't have fake ID, do you, new girl? 560 00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:53,310 -Oh, yeah, actually I do. 561 00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:55,448 Uh, it's just in some boxes back at my house. 562 00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:58,517 -Bullshit. -Guys, we don't need fake IDs. 563 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,103 I got my guns. 564 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,241 These guns. 565 00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:04,000 -Oh, my God, you are such a loser. 566 00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:06,517 I'm pretty sure your guns aren't gonna get us drunk. 567 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,379 -Speak for yourself. 568 00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:09,827 -My God. Guys, chill. 569 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:12,862 Matty and I got this. Watch and learn, boys and girls. 570 00:26:12,965 --> 00:26:14,896 Watch and learn. 571 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,172 -[Laughs] 572 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,689 -That is no way to treat money! 573 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:24,965 -Even if it was yours, you couldn't spend it. 574 00:26:25,068 --> 00:26:27,068 [TV clicks off] 575 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,655 -Where are you from? -Hmm? 576 00:26:34,758 --> 00:26:37,034 Oh, I'm from the East Coast. 577 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:40,034 -East Coast? Damn, that's pretty far. 578 00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:43,689 -My grandmother? Really? My grandmother? How could you? 579 00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:45,689 -Look, sorry. I've got a thing for old ladies. 580 00:26:45,793 --> 00:26:48,275 -Oh, really? -Can't blame a brother. 581 00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:49,689 -Hey, hey! Stop that! 582 00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,137 -Dude plowed my Grandma Gladys. 583 00:26:51,241 --> 00:26:53,241 -It's not like that, Matty. 584 00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:56,482 It was magical. I'm in love. -Oh, yeah? 585 00:26:56,586 --> 00:26:58,000 -Hey, hey, hey! You gotta take this 586 00:26:58,103 --> 00:27:00,068 and your grandma-loving asses outside! 587 00:27:00,172 --> 00:27:03,448 -And it's a miracle, but she's pregnant. 588 00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:04,965 -What?! -And I'm gonna marry her. 589 00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:06,620 -You think you can fuck my grandma?! 590 00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:08,758 -I'm gonna be your granddaddy, buddy. 591 00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:14,103 -No! 592 00:27:14,206 --> 00:27:15,482 -Come on, man, let's go. 593 00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:17,206 Come on. 594 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:19,241 ♪ 595 00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:20,482 -To Otis! 596 00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,103 -The best damn store clerk 597 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:24,137 Kettle Springs could ever ask for. 598 00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:26,482 And to Matt's sexy grandmother, Gladys. 599 00:27:26,586 --> 00:27:28,000 -Oh. 600 00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:29,586 -Grandma Gladys! -Grandma Gladys! 601 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,137 -Grandma Gladys! 602 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,793 -Oh, my God. -Oh, man. 603 00:27:34,896 --> 00:27:35,827 -Ronnie, you couldn't have stolen 604 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:37,034 anything better than this? 605 00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:38,206 -Oh, it was the first thing I grabbed. 606 00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:39,551 -Oh, for the record, 607 00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:41,551 I paid for at least twice of what we stole. 608 00:27:41,655 --> 00:27:43,655 -Oh, Cole, you're so amazing. 609 00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:45,793 -Man, he thought that the East Coast 610 00:27:45,896 --> 00:27:47,620 was somewhere real far away. 611 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:49,034 Did you hear him say that? 612 00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:51,344 -I mean, it kind of is. 613 00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,827 Both coasts are. They call us flyover country. 614 00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:55,275 -Oh, fuck that. 615 00:27:55,379 --> 00:27:56,896 -Yeah, man, people don't know what they're missing. 616 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,344 This place is like paradise. 617 00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:01,551 [Howls] 618 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:04,655 Hey, baby? -Yeah. 619 00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:07,000 -I gotta go piss. -Classy as always, man. 620 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,310 -Thanks, man. 621 00:28:08,413 --> 00:28:10,103 Hey, uh, don't roofie my drink when I'm gone. 622 00:28:10,206 --> 00:28:11,482 -No guarantees. 623 00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:13,275 ♪ 624 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:15,793 -So, uh, the sheriff was saying 625 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:18,620 that the factory burnt down recently? 626 00:28:18,724 --> 00:28:21,896 ♪ 627 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,586 -Uh, yeah. 628 00:28:23,689 --> 00:28:25,103 ♪ 629 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:28,551 We, um, we filmed one of our videos in there. 630 00:28:28,655 --> 00:28:31,896 We snuck in. We shouldn't have, I know, 631 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,068 but...we didn't actually start the fire. 632 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,413 ♪ 633 00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,620 -Who did? -Nobody. 634 00:28:38,724 --> 00:28:41,310 Faulty wiring, official conclusion. 635 00:28:41,413 --> 00:28:43,206 -But it's too big a coincidence, 636 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:45,379 so nobody believes that. 637 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:47,034 -Including us. 638 00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:51,379 ♪ 639 00:28:51,482 --> 00:28:53,586 -What, do you think someone set you up? 640 00:28:53,689 --> 00:29:03,517 ♪ 641 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,724 -Aaah! 642 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,413 -Okay, what in the fuck was that? 643 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:08,827 -Aah! 644 00:29:08,931 --> 00:29:11,379 ♪ 645 00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:12,758 -Oh, my God. 646 00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:18,310 ♪ 647 00:29:18,413 --> 00:29:23,862 ♪ 648 00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:25,793 [Screaming] 649 00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:27,379 -Quinn, Quinn-- -[Gasps] 650 00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:29,413 It's not -- It's -- 651 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:31,241 [Laughter] 652 00:29:31,344 --> 00:29:32,517 -Smile, Philly girl. 653 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:35,551 You're about to become a YouTube sensation. 654 00:29:35,655 --> 00:29:37,241 -We got you good. 655 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:39,275 -I can't believe she fell for that. 656 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:40,827 -You guys are fucking idiots. You know that? 657 00:29:40,931 --> 00:29:42,379 You guys are all idiots. 658 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,310 -Welcome to the club. 659 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,000 [Static hisses] 660 00:29:46,103 --> 00:29:48,448 -This is a dark ride 661 00:29:48,551 --> 00:29:51,310 because we're taking a dark ride tonight, Darcy. 662 00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:54,448 You know, this is not just our "Splatterween" holiday special. 663 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:56,241 This is the 200th movie 664 00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:58,000 that we have shown on "The Last Drive-in." 665 00:29:58,103 --> 00:29:59,689 Can you believe that? 666 00:29:59,793 --> 00:30:00,724 -This is literally mind-boggling. 667 00:30:00,827 --> 00:30:01,862 -"Tourist Trap." 668 00:30:01,965 --> 00:30:03,448 We will always remember "Tourist Trap," 669 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:04,965 the first movie that we ever hosted. 670 00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:06,413 -We should bring it back. 671 00:30:06,517 --> 00:30:08,275 -We never bring movies back. 672 00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:10,862 But what would I say that I haven't already said 673 00:30:10,965 --> 00:30:12,275 about "Tourist Trap"? 674 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:13,655 -I feel like maybe we know a little bit more 675 00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:15,344 about what we're doing now. 676 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:16,586 -No, we still don't know what we're doing now. 677 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:17,724 -I said a little bit. 678 00:30:17,827 --> 00:30:19,068 -I think we've already established 679 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,034 the demographics for this movie. 680 00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:24,034 All the teenagers are smarter than the grown-ups, 681 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:27,068 so it has the telltale earmarks of young-adult horror -- 682 00:30:27,172 --> 00:30:28,862 YA, they call it, 683 00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:32,310 which is not surprising since it was adapted from a novel 684 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,310 by YA author Adam Cesare. 685 00:30:34,413 --> 00:30:36,689 Very nice guy who will be joining us shortly. 686 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,965 Um, and Gwar also will be with us all night, by the way. 687 00:30:40,068 --> 00:30:41,275 -Whoo! -Yeah. 688 00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:42,655 -Uh, this is one of those rare movies 689 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,551 where I already know the people. 690 00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,724 Because we met Adam on opening weekend of the movie. 691 00:30:46,827 --> 00:30:50,275 He was signing books at FrankenCon in Knoxville, 692 00:30:50,379 --> 00:30:51,931 and I said to him, 693 00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:54,137 "Shouldn't you be at some fancy place with the red carpet?" 694 00:30:54,241 --> 00:30:56,827 But he seemed really happy just to know that the movie was out 695 00:30:56,931 --> 00:30:58,551 and it was doing well. 696 00:30:58,655 --> 00:31:00,379 -He's so laid-back about his success. 697 00:31:00,482 --> 00:31:03,620 -He is. And then the director, Eli Craig, 698 00:31:03,724 --> 00:31:06,448 made one of my all-time favorite horror comedies. 699 00:31:06,551 --> 00:31:08,896 "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil." -Yeah! 700 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,448 -And, uh, he came to my show "How Rednecks Saved Hollywood" 701 00:31:11,551 --> 00:31:13,724 when I did it in Telluride, Colorado. 702 00:31:13,827 --> 00:31:15,517 We were both there for an event. 703 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,586 And, uh, afterwards, 704 00:31:17,689 --> 00:31:20,724 he told me some great stories about his mom, Sally Field, 705 00:31:20,827 --> 00:31:22,896 who was prominently mentioned in my show. 706 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,310 Anyway, Darcy, what did you think 707 00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:27,379 the first time you saw the title, 708 00:31:27,482 --> 00:31:29,379 "Clown in a Cornfield"? 709 00:31:29,482 --> 00:31:32,034 -I thought, I have got to see that. 710 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:33,896 I was intrigued, 711 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,517 especially because I love "Tucker & Dale" so much. 712 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:38,758 -So, it starts with the title, because you see that title 713 00:31:38,862 --> 00:31:41,586 and you think "Children of the Corn," 714 00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:44,896 you think Pennywise, you think scarecrow movies. 715 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,482 Any kind of field is going to be spooky, 716 00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:49,551 but especially the cornfields, 717 00:31:49,655 --> 00:31:51,931 because they grow so high and you never know what's in them. 718 00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:53,827 Did you ever play hide-and-seek in the cornfield 719 00:31:53,931 --> 00:31:55,931 when you were a kid? 720 00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:58,517 -No, not really. Just, like, corn mazes. 721 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,206 -Yeah, well, my mother -- I did, 722 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:02,034 and my mother hated cornfields. 723 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,655 You know, "Rattlesnakes love those cornfields, 724 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,517 so stay out of those cornfields." 725 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,965 Of course, then we would go in there looking for rattlesnakes. 726 00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:11,103 But, anyway, "Clown in a Cornfield" 727 00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:12,206 was a big theatrical hit 728 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:13,896 when it came out in May of this year. 729 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,896 I think they're already talking about a sequel, 730 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,827 which will be exceptionally easy to do, 731 00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:21,103 since Adam has already written two, going on three, 732 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:23,310 more "Clown in a Cornfield" books. 733 00:32:23,413 --> 00:32:27,344 And that's Katie Douglas in the lead role as Quinn, 734 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:30,275 the typical teenager forced to move to a new town, 735 00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:32,793 in this case moving from Philadelphia to Missouri, 736 00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:34,586 although the only reason I know it's Missouri 737 00:32:34,689 --> 00:32:36,931 is I think the book version says Missouri. 738 00:32:37,034 --> 00:32:38,655 I don't -- I'm not sure. 739 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,517 I don't remember whether they said it in the movie. 740 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,862 The movie could be anywhere in corn country, though. 741 00:32:42,965 --> 00:32:46,137 Katie Douglas was 26, playing 17, 742 00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:48,655 which is kind of typical for this kind of movie. 743 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,206 She was a precocious child actress in Toronto, 744 00:32:51,310 --> 00:32:52,862 got special attention for her role 745 00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:57,896 in a TV series called "Spooksville" in 2013 and 2014, 746 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,896 and then she became a favorite in movies of the week. 747 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,689 She was the movie-of-the-week girl. 748 00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:05,724 Especially Lifetime Movies of the week, 749 00:33:05,827 --> 00:33:07,517 which are mostly shot in Canada. 750 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,517 They shoot them all up there in Canada, 751 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,482 and apparently Lifetime loved making her a kidnap victim 752 00:33:12,586 --> 00:33:14,482 because she did that twice. 753 00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:20,137 She was in "Believe Me: the Abduction of Lisa McVey" 754 00:33:20,241 --> 00:33:24,689 and "The Girl Who Escaped: The Carol Robinson Story." 755 00:33:24,793 --> 00:33:26,586 All Lifetime movies need a colon. 756 00:33:26,689 --> 00:33:30,137 "The stranger in My Bed: The Sally Wilson story," you know. 757 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:31,655 -You have already talked about this. 758 00:33:31,758 --> 00:33:33,000 -I know I've talked about. 759 00:33:33,103 --> 00:33:34,275 And the name after the colon is always somebody 760 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,655 you never heard of. 761 00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,034 You know, "The Babysitter Wore Black: 762 00:33:37,137 --> 00:33:39,965 The Rhonda Stevenson Story." You know. 763 00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,758 -We know, you love Lifetime movies. 764 00:33:41,862 --> 00:33:43,034 -I do love Lifetime movies. 765 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:44,379 But my point is, 766 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:47,000 everybody involved with this movie is from Canada. 767 00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:49,310 Aaron Abrams, the physician father of Quinn. 768 00:33:49,413 --> 00:33:52,724 He's a Toronto actor who's done a lot of Canadian TV. 769 00:33:52,827 --> 00:33:54,655 Carson McCormac, 770 00:33:54,758 --> 00:33:57,206 who plays Cole, the coolest of the cool kids, 771 00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:59,931 is also a veteran of Canadian TV. 772 00:34:00,034 --> 00:34:01,931 Will Sasso playing the sheriff. 773 00:34:02,034 --> 00:34:04,068 He's one of the hardest-working actors in Canada. 774 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:07,137 He's everywhere. He was on "MADtv" for five years. 775 00:34:07,241 --> 00:34:09,068 He's been around forever. 776 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,862 The director is that rarest of species, 777 00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:13,827 a naturalized Canadian citizen. 778 00:34:13,931 --> 00:34:15,310 You don't hear that often. 779 00:34:15,413 --> 00:34:18,206 You know, the movie was shot in Winnipeg, 780 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:21,344 actually a small town outside Winnipeg called Stonewall, 781 00:34:21,448 --> 00:34:24,000 which has a similar history to Kettle Springs, 782 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,517 the town in the movie. 783 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:28,551 Instead of a deteriorating corn-syrup town, though, 784 00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:32,103 Stonewall is a deteriorating limestone town 785 00:34:32,206 --> 00:34:35,655 because the lime quarries were shut down in 1967. 786 00:34:35,758 --> 00:34:38,034 Anyway, as soon as the sheriff comes into that diner, 787 00:34:38,137 --> 00:34:39,793 you get that feeling of, uh-oh, 788 00:34:39,896 --> 00:34:41,517 something ain't right in this town, 789 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,931 right? -Right. 790 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:44,689 But we already know that because we know 791 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,551 we're going to see a clown in a cornfield. 792 00:34:46,655 --> 00:34:48,379 -Yeah, we're going to see a clown in a cornfield, true. 793 00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:50,241 But maybe the clown in the cornfield 794 00:34:50,344 --> 00:34:53,206 is just on those YouTube videos that they make. 795 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:54,206 -No. 796 00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:55,793 [Laughter] 797 00:34:55,896 --> 00:34:57,724 -You knew that was a prank as soon as they did it, right? 798 00:34:57,827 --> 00:34:59,275 -Yeah, it was a prank. 799 00:34:59,379 --> 00:35:01,000 -The first one is always a prank. 800 00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,862 -No, the first one was a kill. 801 00:35:02,965 --> 00:35:04,448 The one before the titles. 802 00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:06,448 The second one is always the prank. 803 00:35:06,551 --> 00:35:09,137 -Okay, back to the movie. 804 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,758 Roll it. 805 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,172 And you look especially Halloweeny this year, Darcy. 806 00:35:15,275 --> 00:35:19,551 You are a pumpkin and a clown... 807 00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:21,034 -And a scarecrow. -And a scarecrow. 808 00:35:21,137 --> 00:35:23,241 You're a walking, talking Stephen King collage, 809 00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:25,275 aren't you? -Why, thank you, I think. 810 00:35:25,379 --> 00:35:26,793 -[Laughs] 811 00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:29,448 Does anybody in a horror movie ever go to a small town 812 00:35:29,551 --> 00:35:32,103 and the town is friendly and progressive? 813 00:35:32,206 --> 00:35:34,068 -Sure, but then they kill you, anyway. 814 00:35:34,172 --> 00:35:35,551 -Exactly. 815 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,137 Go to a small town, you're dead. 816 00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:39,103 [Laughter] 817 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:46,310 ♪ 818 00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,379 [Static hisses] 819 00:35:50,103 --> 00:35:52,482 -You must be counting the days till you can get out of here. 820 00:35:52,586 --> 00:35:53,896 -No. -No? 821 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,448 -No. -Bullshit. 822 00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:57,689 -Yes, I literally have a calendar in my room, 823 00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,379 and I'm like, X-ing off the days. 824 00:35:59,482 --> 00:36:01,827 I'm not even kidding. It's not a joke. 825 00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:04,448 It's so sad. It's just like a red marker. 826 00:36:07,655 --> 00:36:10,896 -So, what comes next, then? Just -- Just off to college? 827 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,103 -Uh, yeah. What about you? -No. 828 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,689 I got big plans for this town. -Really? 829 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:20,620 -Mm-hmm. -Like what? 830 00:36:20,724 --> 00:36:22,793 -Burning it all to the fucking ground. 831 00:36:22,896 --> 00:36:25,068 -I guess you're halfway there. 832 00:36:25,172 --> 00:36:27,172 [Chuckles] 833 00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:35,275 -So, it's just you and your dad here? 834 00:36:35,379 --> 00:36:36,482 -Yeah. 835 00:36:37,482 --> 00:36:38,896 Yeah. 836 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:49,344 My mom died of an overdose over the summer. 837 00:36:50,344 --> 00:36:52,758 So, yeah, it's just us. 838 00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:57,655 -[Sighs] Fuck. 839 00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:58,827 I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 840 00:36:58,931 --> 00:37:00,275 It's okay. No, no, no. 841 00:37:00,379 --> 00:37:02,586 My dad had, like, a breakdown 842 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:04,586 and couldn't go back to the E.R. 843 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,827 Um, so... 844 00:37:07,931 --> 00:37:10,206 I guess Kettle Springs just had an opening for a family doctor, 845 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:12,344 and, um... 846 00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:14,034 ♪ 847 00:37:14,137 --> 00:37:16,068 ...here we are. 848 00:37:16,172 --> 00:37:25,724 ♪ 849 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,896 -My younger sister died last summer, too. 850 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,620 ♪ 851 00:37:33,724 --> 00:37:36,896 We used to hang out at this reservoir all the time, and... 852 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 ♪ 853 00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:41,517 ...she wanted to jump off the cliff into the water. 854 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:44,310 Just didn't jump far enough. 855 00:37:44,413 --> 00:37:52,896 ♪ 856 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,310 -Uh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? 857 00:37:55,413 --> 00:37:58,586 Because we have a fucking video to finish. 858 00:37:58,689 --> 00:38:01,413 ♪ 859 00:38:01,517 --> 00:38:03,137 -Okay. 860 00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:06,000 [Roet's "If I Look Fine" plays] 861 00:38:06,103 --> 00:38:08,620 -♪ If I look fine ♪ 862 00:38:08,724 --> 00:38:11,137 ♪ That's how you know I'm not ♪ 863 00:38:11,241 --> 00:38:13,620 ♪ 864 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,862 ♪ Slips through my fingers ♪ 865 00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:19,241 ♪ Everything I've got ♪ 866 00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:23,448 ♪ 867 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:26,931 -Well, tonight was totally unexpected. [Chuckles] 868 00:38:27,034 --> 00:38:30,206 -Yeah. -Total surprise. 869 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,689 -In like a good way, though, right? 870 00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:34,068 -Yeah, in a good way. -Cool. 871 00:38:34,172 --> 00:38:35,413 ♪ 872 00:38:35,517 --> 00:38:38,413 -Thanks for listening to all my shit. 873 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,379 -Yeah. Same. 874 00:38:40,482 --> 00:38:45,827 ♪ 875 00:38:45,931 --> 00:38:47,793 -♪ If I look fine ♪ 876 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:50,241 ♪ That's how you know I'm not ♪ 877 00:38:50,344 --> 00:38:53,103 ♪ 878 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,000 -Shit! Fuck! -Hey, Quinn. 879 00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:56,275 -What the hell? Do you know what time it is? 880 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,206 -Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 881 00:38:58,310 --> 00:38:59,965 We were out, and I lost track of time. 882 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:01,862 -What? Oh, and you've been drinking. 883 00:39:04,206 --> 00:39:05,551 Who are you? 884 00:39:05,655 --> 00:39:08,241 -Uh, Cole Hill, sir. Uh... 885 00:39:08,344 --> 00:39:09,620 Don't worry. I-I'm totally okay to drive. 886 00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:11,034 I had two drinks in four hours. 887 00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:13,068 -Yeah, that's two too many for somebody your age. 888 00:39:13,172 --> 00:39:15,793 -Okay, but realistically, everyone drinks in high school. 889 00:39:17,379 --> 00:39:20,413 That being said, it will never happen again. 890 00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:21,862 -Yeah, it won't, 891 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:23,586 because you won't be seeing my daughter ever again. 892 00:39:23,689 --> 00:39:25,172 -Dad, stop! -Go home now. 893 00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:27,344 Go home! -Dad, can you stop? 894 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,655 -[Door slams] Oh, my God! 895 00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:30,586 -Quinn, what are you doing? -Stop! 896 00:39:31,965 --> 00:39:34,000 -[Sighs] -[Engine starts] 897 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:38,103 -It's not my fault the cell reception sucks here. 898 00:39:38,206 --> 00:39:41,103 -You cannot run away without telling me where you're going. 899 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,724 -What, like how you just ran off and moved us 900 00:39:42,827 --> 00:39:45,758 to the middle of nowhere without asking me about it? 901 00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:47,034 -I asked you. 902 00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:48,344 -Yeah, and I said I didn't want to go. 903 00:39:48,448 --> 00:39:49,827 -Quinn, that's not fair. 904 00:39:49,931 --> 00:39:51,413 I asked you, and you said that you'd be willing to go 905 00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:54,000 if it's what I needed. -Exactly. Exactly. 906 00:39:54,103 --> 00:39:55,241 If it's what you needed. 907 00:39:55,344 --> 00:39:57,241 It never actually mattered what I wanted. 908 00:39:57,344 --> 00:39:58,655 -That's not -- How can you say that? 909 00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:00,137 Of course it matters. That's why I asked you 910 00:40:00,241 --> 00:40:01,310 in the first place. -No, it isn't. 911 00:40:01,413 --> 00:40:02,310 No, it never mattered what I wanted 912 00:40:02,413 --> 00:40:04,137 because you fucking ran away. 913 00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:05,931 We ran away 914 00:40:06,034 --> 00:40:07,206 because I guess that's what we do now. 915 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:09,000 We just run away when things get hard 916 00:40:09,103 --> 00:40:11,206 or scary or fucked up. 917 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,862 And I don't want to run anymore. 918 00:40:12,965 --> 00:40:15,137 I just want to be okay! 919 00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:19,206 ♪ 920 00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:20,689 [Door slams] 921 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:26,551 ♪ 922 00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,551 [Cellphone chimes] 923 00:40:28,655 --> 00:40:36,103 ♪ 924 00:40:36,206 --> 00:40:43,689 ♪ 925 00:40:43,793 --> 00:40:51,241 ♪ 926 00:40:51,344 --> 00:40:53,931 -[Screams] 927 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,241 -What in the fuck was that? 928 00:40:56,344 --> 00:41:05,758 ♪ 929 00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:07,620 -[Screams] 930 00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:14,379 ♪ 931 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:15,793 -What the fuck? 932 00:41:15,896 --> 00:41:24,034 ♪ 933 00:41:24,137 --> 00:41:26,137 [Cellphone chimes, vibrates] 934 00:41:29,379 --> 00:41:34,793 ♪ 935 00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:36,793 [Beep] 936 00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:39,137 ♪ 937 00:41:39,241 --> 00:41:41,275 -No way. 938 00:41:41,379 --> 00:41:43,448 ♪ 939 00:41:43,551 --> 00:41:45,448 [Cellphone chimes] 940 00:41:45,551 --> 00:41:54,413 ♪ 941 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:56,034 Cole. 942 00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:57,137 ♪ 943 00:41:57,241 --> 00:41:59,034 -It's payback time already, huh? 944 00:41:59,137 --> 00:42:00,172 ♪ 945 00:42:00,275 --> 00:42:02,103 Never prank the prankster. 946 00:42:02,206 --> 00:42:06,310 ♪ 947 00:42:06,413 --> 00:42:08,862 Alright, game on. 948 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:15,793 ♪ 949 00:42:15,896 --> 00:42:18,206 [Objects clatter] 950 00:42:18,310 --> 00:42:23,482 ♪ 951 00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:26,689 [Cat meows, snarls] 952 00:42:26,793 --> 00:42:35,103 ♪ 953 00:42:35,206 --> 00:42:43,586 ♪ 954 00:42:43,689 --> 00:42:45,413 Motherfuck. 955 00:42:45,517 --> 00:42:47,379 Okay, guys, not cool. 956 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,379 ♪ 957 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:49,379 Matt... 958 00:42:49,482 --> 00:42:50,413 ♪ 959 00:42:50,517 --> 00:42:52,517 Shit. [Toilet flushes] 960 00:42:55,068 --> 00:43:04,965 ♪ 961 00:43:05,068 --> 00:43:06,655 Cole? 962 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:07,931 ♪ 963 00:43:08,034 --> 00:43:09,896 Come on, man. I can hear you. 964 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:17,965 ♪ 965 00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:19,172 Gotcha! 966 00:43:19,275 --> 00:43:20,586 ♪ 967 00:43:20,689 --> 00:43:22,551 Matt, I swear to God. 968 00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:24,758 ♪ 969 00:43:24,862 --> 00:43:26,758 [Plastic crinkles] 970 00:43:26,862 --> 00:43:29,896 ♪ 971 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,758 Okay. Okay. 972 00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:33,862 Nice touch with the plastic sheeting. 973 00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:35,103 I like it. 974 00:43:35,206 --> 00:43:36,965 ♪ 975 00:43:37,068 --> 00:43:38,275 Fuck. 976 00:43:38,379 --> 00:43:46,793 ♪ 977 00:43:50,448 --> 00:43:52,137 What the hell? 978 00:43:52,241 --> 00:44:00,793 ♪ 979 00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:02,793 [Music box tinkles] 980 00:44:02,896 --> 00:44:04,310 ♪ 981 00:44:04,413 --> 00:44:05,379 What is this? 982 00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:07,448 [Clown cackles] 983 00:44:07,551 --> 00:44:10,724 Okay, y'all stepping it up with this one. 984 00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:22,482 ♪ 985 00:44:22,586 --> 00:44:25,379 [Shoes squeaking] 986 00:44:25,482 --> 00:44:35,137 ♪ 987 00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,551 -Try this on 988 00:44:36,655 --> 00:44:40,379 and pray it fits because it's the last one. 989 00:44:40,482 --> 00:44:42,068 -What the heck is going on with this? 990 00:44:42,172 --> 00:44:43,793 -See? It fit perfect last year. 991 00:44:43,896 --> 00:44:45,758 -This was my favorite damn jacket. 992 00:44:45,862 --> 00:44:47,689 You must have washed it or something. 993 00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:49,551 -Don't blame the dry cleaners. 994 00:44:49,655 --> 00:44:51,000 You need to lay off that junk food. 995 00:44:51,103 --> 00:44:52,758 -Junk...what? 996 00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:54,137 -I'm just -- -Hey! 997 00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:56,103 ♪ 998 00:44:56,206 --> 00:44:57,793 Where do you think you're going? 999 00:44:57,896 --> 00:44:59,137 ♪ 1000 00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:00,862 -To the parade. 1001 00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:02,517 -Not after detention, you're not. 1002 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,379 -Dad, the whole class got detention. 1003 00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:07,310 I didn't even do anything wrong. Mr. Vern just hates us. 1004 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,172 -Well, did you know 1005 00:45:09,275 --> 00:45:11,724 that Mr. Vern's brother committed suicide last month 1006 00:45:11,827 --> 00:45:14,551 when he lost his job at the factory? 1007 00:45:17,103 --> 00:45:18,310 -I'm sorry. I didn't know that. 1008 00:45:18,413 --> 00:45:20,137 -Oh. Okay. 1009 00:45:20,241 --> 00:45:21,862 ♪ 1010 00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:23,586 -That's not my fault. 1011 00:45:23,689 --> 00:45:25,310 -It's not your -- It's not his fault. 1012 00:45:25,413 --> 00:45:27,448 You know, you got to start taking some responsibility. 1013 00:45:27,551 --> 00:45:29,551 -It's nobody's fault, baby. 1014 00:45:29,655 --> 00:45:31,482 Sometimes things just happen. 1015 00:45:31,586 --> 00:45:33,965 -What are you doing? -Go on now. 1016 00:45:34,068 --> 00:45:36,000 Happy Founder's Day. 1017 00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:41,241 -I would like to welcome you all 1018 00:45:41,344 --> 00:45:43,310 to the 100th annual 1019 00:45:43,413 --> 00:45:46,206 Kettle Springs Founder's Day parade! 1020 00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:48,068 [Cheers and applause] 1021 00:45:48,172 --> 00:45:49,068 A hundred! 1022 00:45:49,172 --> 00:45:50,965 [Cheers and applause continue] 1023 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:55,068 So, today we celebrate things that bring us together, 1024 00:45:55,172 --> 00:45:57,517 things that keep us together. 1025 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,758 Like tradition. 1026 00:45:58,862 --> 00:46:03,034 Yeah, like hard work. 1027 00:46:03,137 --> 00:46:06,172 Like good, old small-town values! 1028 00:46:06,275 --> 00:46:08,137 [Cheers and applause] 1029 00:46:08,241 --> 00:46:16,034 ♪ 1030 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:23,965 ♪ 1031 00:46:24,068 --> 00:46:26,344 Frendo! 1032 00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:30,827 ♪ 1033 00:46:30,931 --> 00:46:32,379 -Hey! -Hey. 1034 00:46:32,482 --> 00:46:35,206 -You guys figure out who that mystery Frendo is yet? 1035 00:46:35,310 --> 00:46:38,103 -No, but we were thinking it might be Rust. 1036 00:46:38,206 --> 00:46:39,724 -He and Cole used to be friends. 1037 00:46:39,827 --> 00:46:44,137 -Yeah, that guy. He's, um, a little off. 1038 00:46:44,241 --> 00:46:45,862 -Uh, he's very off. 1039 00:46:45,965 --> 00:46:47,931 -Yo, you guys seen Tucker anywhere? 1040 00:46:48,034 --> 00:46:50,275 -[Scoffs] No, he's being a text bitch. 1041 00:46:50,379 --> 00:46:53,034 -Okay, screw Tucker. We're doing another video. 1042 00:46:53,137 --> 00:46:54,448 -Really? Here? -Shut up. 1043 00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:56,413 It's gonna be hilarious, isn't it, Ronnie? 1044 00:46:56,517 --> 00:46:58,034 -Totally hilarious. 1045 00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,655 -Okay, you guys get the wide shot. 1046 00:46:59,758 --> 00:47:01,275 We're gonna get cutaways over there. 1047 00:47:01,379 --> 00:47:03,551 Yeah? Yeah. -We'll get cutaways. 1048 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,000 -Okay. 1049 00:47:07,137 --> 00:47:08,241 [Applause] 1050 00:47:08,344 --> 00:47:09,379 -Hey. -Hey. 1051 00:47:09,482 --> 00:47:13,068 ♪ 1052 00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:14,517 -Get on my shoulders. 1053 00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:16,655 -You want me to do it? -Come on. Let's go. 1054 00:47:16,758 --> 00:47:18,000 ♪ 1055 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,344 -Okay. 1056 00:47:19,448 --> 00:47:23,034 ♪ 1057 00:47:23,137 --> 00:47:24,620 [Chuckles] 1058 00:47:24,724 --> 00:47:26,517 -So... 1059 00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:28,793 I kind of throw this party every year after the parade. 1060 00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:30,206 -Yeah? 1061 00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:32,000 -Any chance your dad will let me take you with me? 1062 00:47:32,103 --> 00:47:34,310 -Oh, less than 0%. -Awesome. 1063 00:47:34,413 --> 00:47:36,241 I'll pick you up at 10:00. 1064 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:38,448 ♪ 1065 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:41,413 -Yo yo, yo. [Laughs] 1066 00:47:41,517 --> 00:47:43,310 Whoo-hoo! 1067 00:47:43,413 --> 00:47:44,862 -No fucking way! 1068 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:46,034 [Horns honk] 1069 00:47:46,137 --> 00:47:47,758 Oh! 1070 00:47:47,862 --> 00:47:50,137 [Laughter] 1071 00:47:50,241 --> 00:47:51,310 Shit. 1072 00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:53,103 -Bozo, what do you think you're doing? 1073 00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:55,172 -Oh, no, no, no, no! 1074 00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:58,448 Ah, shit! Damn it! 1075 00:47:58,551 --> 00:48:00,068 Sorry, man! 1076 00:48:02,655 --> 00:48:03,586 [Crowd screams] 1077 00:48:03,689 --> 00:48:04,896 -Fuck. 1078 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,931 ♪ 1079 00:48:08,034 --> 00:48:09,482 -What is going on? 1080 00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:18,689 ♪ 1081 00:48:18,793 --> 00:48:20,034 Hey! 1082 00:48:20,137 --> 00:48:21,103 ♪ 1083 00:48:21,206 --> 00:48:22,241 -Cole? 1084 00:48:22,344 --> 00:48:24,586 -Who the hell is responsible for this? 1085 00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:26,655 -I think we should get out of here. 1086 00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:30,310 ♪ 1087 00:48:30,413 --> 00:48:31,586 -Guys, what the fuck? 1088 00:48:31,689 --> 00:48:33,965 -Did you guys do that? -What the hell was that? 1089 00:48:34,068 --> 00:48:36,793 That was insane, right? -You did this! 1090 00:48:36,896 --> 00:48:38,275 -No, no, sir, I didn't do anything. 1091 00:48:38,379 --> 00:48:39,551 -Oh, the hell you didn't. 1092 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:40,758 You probably already put it on the Internet. 1093 00:48:40,862 --> 00:48:42,862 -No, no, no, no. 1094 00:48:42,965 --> 00:48:44,827 We literally didn't do anything. 1095 00:48:44,931 --> 00:48:47,620 -You sabotaged Founder's Day. 1096 00:48:47,724 --> 00:48:49,517 Now sit in here and stew on it. 1097 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,172 -Uh, Cole will call his dad. 1098 00:48:51,275 --> 00:48:52,586 -Good luck with that. 1099 00:48:52,689 --> 00:48:55,172 -I can't believe this is actually happening. 1100 00:48:55,275 --> 00:48:57,758 17 years old, and I've already hit rock bottom. 1101 00:48:57,862 --> 00:49:01,034 -He can't actually hold us here without charging us, right? 1102 00:49:01,137 --> 00:49:02,448 This feels illegal. 1103 00:49:02,551 --> 00:49:04,586 -Think he gives a shit about what's legal? 1104 00:49:06,241 --> 00:49:08,724 This is how it works in Kettle Springs. 1105 00:49:10,344 --> 00:49:12,620 -I am so dead. 1106 00:49:12,724 --> 00:49:15,586 -Yeah, you are dead. 1107 00:49:15,689 --> 00:49:16,862 ♪ 1108 00:49:16,965 --> 00:49:19,655 Never fuck with Frendo. 1109 00:49:19,758 --> 00:49:22,586 ♪ 1110 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,379 ♪ 1111 00:49:29,482 --> 00:49:38,655 ♪ 1112 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:47,896 ♪ 1113 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:56,931 ♪ 1114 00:49:57,034 --> 00:49:59,068 -[Snoring] 1115 00:50:00,482 --> 00:50:02,620 -Alright, you're free to go. 1116 00:50:02,724 --> 00:50:09,689 ♪ 1117 00:50:09,793 --> 00:50:11,793 Not you, Daryl. 1118 00:50:11,896 --> 00:50:18,689 ♪ 1119 00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:25,551 ♪ 1120 00:50:25,655 --> 00:50:27,034 -Dad... 1121 00:50:27,137 --> 00:50:32,068 ♪ 1122 00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:33,758 -What the hell, Quinn? -I know. 1123 00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:35,448 -I thought I told you to stay away from the Hill boy. 1124 00:50:35,551 --> 00:50:36,827 -He didn't do anything. 1125 00:50:36,931 --> 00:50:38,724 The fucking sheriff has it out to get him. 1126 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,206 -Yeah, maybe because he burned down the factory 1127 00:50:40,310 --> 00:50:42,103 that employed half the town. -No, no, that was not his fault. 1128 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,655 That was an electrical issue. It was a wire. 1129 00:50:43,758 --> 00:50:45,137 -He tell you that? 1130 00:50:45,241 --> 00:50:46,827 -No, they did a full investigation. 1131 00:50:46,931 --> 00:50:48,620 He's not a liar, Dad. He's not even a bad guy. 1132 00:50:48,724 --> 00:50:50,517 He's actually a really good guy. -You've known him for two days. 1133 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:52,310 You end up in detention and now jail. 1134 00:50:52,413 --> 00:50:54,827 -Because the teacher is a f-- asshole. 1135 00:50:54,931 --> 00:50:56,551 -Oh, okay. -But -- so is the sheriff. 1136 00:50:56,655 --> 00:50:59,000 -Sure. -Dad...there is something 1137 00:50:59,103 --> 00:51:01,793 fucked up about the old people in this town. 1138 00:51:01,896 --> 00:51:04,000 -So, it's everybody else's fault. You know what? 1139 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,689 You need to face consequences for your actions. 1140 00:51:05,793 --> 00:51:07,551 You're grounded until further notice. 1141 00:51:07,655 --> 00:51:09,758 -No, no, no, I am telling you, it was not -- 1142 00:51:09,862 --> 00:51:11,068 Whose car is this, by the way? 1143 00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:12,655 -Yeah, it was gonna be a surprise, 1144 00:51:12,758 --> 00:51:14,275 but fat chance now. 1145 00:51:14,379 --> 00:51:16,000 -Seriously? 1146 00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:19,482 Fuck! 1147 00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:26,896 I don't even know how to drive stick. 1148 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,068 -Yeah, I know you don't. 1149 00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,758 It's supposed to be, like, a bonding thing. 1150 00:51:36,068 --> 00:51:39,793 So you could experience all the joy and trauma of my generation. 1151 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:43,310 -[Chuckles] Yeah, maybe some other time, Dad. 1152 00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:46,862 -Yeah. 1153 00:51:46,965 --> 00:51:48,655 I'm trying, Quinn. 1154 00:51:48,758 --> 00:51:50,655 [Engine starts] 1155 00:51:50,758 --> 00:51:54,103 [Haiku Hands' "Bye Bye" plays] 1156 00:51:54,206 --> 00:51:55,413 -One. 1157 00:51:55,517 --> 00:51:57,172 [Grunts] 1158 00:51:57,275 --> 00:51:58,931 Two. 1159 00:51:59,034 --> 00:52:01,068 [Grunts] 1160 00:52:01,172 --> 00:52:02,620 Three. 1161 00:52:02,724 --> 00:52:07,206 ♪ 1162 00:52:07,310 --> 00:52:09,448 Yep, six. 1163 00:52:09,551 --> 00:52:11,724 -♪ Lean in, I do what I want and I won't ♪ 1164 00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:12,965 ♪ Backbeat, I'm free ♪ 1165 00:52:13,068 --> 00:52:15,724 ♪ Drop a knee for your soldier ♪ 1166 00:52:15,827 --> 00:52:18,103 ♪ Breathe in, I do what I want ♪ 1167 00:52:18,206 --> 00:52:20,103 ♪ 1168 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:23,379 ♪ And I'm gonna do you ♪ 1169 00:52:23,482 --> 00:52:24,793 ♪ 1170 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:26,275 -Seriously, guys? 1171 00:52:26,379 --> 00:52:28,241 ♪ 1172 00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:29,655 Tucks? 1173 00:52:29,758 --> 00:52:37,689 ♪ 1174 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:39,827 [Music box tinkling] 1175 00:52:43,586 --> 00:52:45,620 [Chuckles] 1176 00:52:52,724 --> 00:52:54,655 Check this out, Tucker. 1177 00:52:54,758 --> 00:52:56,275 Wherever you went. 1178 00:52:56,379 --> 00:52:58,068 ♪ 1179 00:52:58,172 --> 00:52:59,172 [Grunts] 1180 00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:00,758 One. 1181 00:53:00,862 --> 00:53:03,206 ♪ 1182 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:04,517 Two. 1183 00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:06,137 ♪ 1184 00:53:06,241 --> 00:53:07,793 Three. 1185 00:53:09,034 --> 00:53:10,482 Four. 1186 00:53:10,586 --> 00:53:12,620 [Clown cackling] 1187 00:53:15,448 --> 00:53:16,862 [Grunts] 1188 00:53:16,965 --> 00:53:18,310 Five. 1189 00:53:18,413 --> 00:53:20,241 ♪ 1190 00:53:20,344 --> 00:53:22,034 Tucker, you asshole, man. 1191 00:53:22,137 --> 00:53:23,034 ♪ 1192 00:53:23,137 --> 00:53:24,275 -[Giggling] 1193 00:53:24,379 --> 00:53:26,482 -Take it, take it! I'm spent. 1194 00:53:26,586 --> 00:53:29,172 ♪ 1195 00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:31,448 [Chuckling] Yeah, very funny, motherfucker. 1196 00:53:31,551 --> 00:53:33,413 -[Laughing maniacally] 1197 00:53:33,517 --> 00:53:35,275 ♪ 1198 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:37,586 -You fucking psycho! 1199 00:53:37,689 --> 00:53:39,103 Aaah! 1200 00:53:39,206 --> 00:53:40,931 ♪ 1201 00:53:50,896 --> 00:53:52,965 [Shoes squeak] 1202 00:53:53,068 --> 00:53:54,793 [Static hisses] 1203 00:53:54,896 --> 00:53:57,172 -Okay, you know, if anybody other than Eli Craig 1204 00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:58,965 was directing this movie, I would be going, 1205 00:53:59,068 --> 00:54:00,275 "You did what? 1206 00:54:00,379 --> 00:54:01,965 You made the Black guy the first to die, 1207 00:54:02,068 --> 00:54:03,931 and then you did the old 'jock killed by the bench press' gag?" 1208 00:54:04,034 --> 00:54:07,034 -But he changed it up. He put the hacksaw on it. 1209 00:54:07,137 --> 00:54:08,862 -He did put a hacksaw on the weight bar. 1210 00:54:08,965 --> 00:54:10,758 Apparently the world's most powerful hacksaw 1211 00:54:10,862 --> 00:54:13,000 because it hacked off Matt's head. 1212 00:54:13,103 --> 00:54:14,965 But we don't have to wonder about it anymore, though, 1213 00:54:15,068 --> 00:54:17,724 because the man himself is right here with us tonight. 1214 00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:19,620 Please welcome to "The Last Drive-In" 1215 00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:24,034 a writer/director that I greatly admire, Mr. Eli Craig. 1216 00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:26,655 Come on out, Eli. Come through the coffin. 1217 00:54:26,758 --> 00:54:28,344 -[Chanting] Eli! Eli! -Oh. Oh, God. 1218 00:54:28,448 --> 00:54:29,965 It's great to be here, you guys! 1219 00:54:30,068 --> 00:54:31,241 -Yeah! -Cheers! 1220 00:54:31,344 --> 00:54:33,172 -You had me back there a while. 1221 00:54:33,275 --> 00:54:34,689 -I know. -Good to see you, Eli. 1222 00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:36,241 -He's hungover now. 1223 00:54:36,344 --> 00:54:38,758 -Eli, you killed the Black guy first. 1224 00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,068 -Yeah, yeah. 1225 00:54:40,172 --> 00:54:41,862 You know, I had to go back to throwback days. 1226 00:54:41,965 --> 00:54:43,310 It was like '80's-style horror. 1227 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:44,620 -You were being meta, right? 1228 00:54:44,724 --> 00:54:46,517 -Yeah. That's right. -You had to be meta. 1229 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,620 -I was embracing, you know, what used to be kind of, 1230 00:54:48,724 --> 00:54:50,689 and just saying, if you're going to switch it up today, 1231 00:54:50,793 --> 00:54:52,172 you got to go back to the way it was. 1232 00:54:52,275 --> 00:54:54,137 -Okay, and then you killed the jock second. 1233 00:54:54,241 --> 00:54:57,103 -Yeah. You know, well, it was only because he pissed me off. 1234 00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,137 That guy? I couldn't stand him. 1235 00:54:59,241 --> 00:55:00,862 So, Alex, you're out of here, man. 1236 00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:02,758 -When does the stoner die? 1237 00:55:02,862 --> 00:55:04,275 Oh, you can't kill the stoner 1238 00:55:04,379 --> 00:55:06,344 because the lead characters are already stoners, right? 1239 00:55:06,448 --> 00:55:08,482 -You know, they basically were all stoners, 1240 00:55:08,586 --> 00:55:11,172 so they're all going one at a time, you know? 1241 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,206 -Alright, Eli -- -I'm killing myself off then. 1242 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,758 -The movie was -- We're kidding you. 1243 00:55:15,862 --> 00:55:18,241 -Are we? -The movie was shot in Winnipeg. 1244 00:55:18,344 --> 00:55:21,034 Um, even though it's supposedly about the evils 1245 00:55:21,137 --> 00:55:24,275 of American high-fructose corn syrup, right? 1246 00:55:24,379 --> 00:55:27,172 Is that what it's about? -It is a lot about that. 1247 00:55:27,275 --> 00:55:29,034 -Actually, let's talk about that first. 1248 00:55:29,137 --> 00:55:31,793 The evil grown-ups in this story, 1249 00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:34,068 they're not corn farmers, 1250 00:55:34,172 --> 00:55:36,379 and they're not Satan-worshipping demons 1251 00:55:36,482 --> 00:55:37,724 with a corn god. 1252 00:55:37,827 --> 00:55:39,448 It's some alien species 1253 00:55:39,551 --> 00:55:42,034 that invented high-fructose corn syrup. 1254 00:55:42,137 --> 00:55:44,551 It's not -- It's not about the corn. 1255 00:55:44,655 --> 00:55:46,517 It's about the corn syrup. 1256 00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:48,827 So, are all the grown-ups deranged 1257 00:55:48,931 --> 00:55:51,103 from excessive high-fructose corn syrup? 1258 00:55:51,206 --> 00:55:53,172 -It was the GMOs. The GMOs. 1259 00:55:53,275 --> 00:55:54,551 This is all about GMOs. 1260 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,379 You got to cut it out of corn. 1261 00:55:56,482 --> 00:55:58,655 There's too much happening with corn nowadays. 1262 00:55:58,758 --> 00:55:59,931 They're messing with it. 1263 00:56:00,034 --> 00:56:02,931 -And you have this all-Canada cast, 1264 00:56:03,034 --> 00:56:04,827 all-Canada locations. 1265 00:56:04,931 --> 00:56:06,241 And you're Canadian! 1266 00:56:06,344 --> 00:56:08,724 -I became Canadian in May, 1267 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:12,137 and we shot this thing in, uh, October, 1268 00:56:12,241 --> 00:56:14,931 so I figured I'd do a tribute to Canadians. 1269 00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:16,586 -You grew up in LA. 1270 00:56:16,689 --> 00:56:18,379 -I know. I'm a man of the world. 1271 00:56:18,482 --> 00:56:19,862 -A lot of -- [Laughter] 1272 00:56:19,965 --> 00:56:22,931 A lot of people say, "I'm moving to Canada. 1273 00:56:23,034 --> 00:56:25,000 I just don't like it here. I'm moving to Canada." 1274 00:56:25,103 --> 00:56:26,482 But you actually did it. 1275 00:56:26,586 --> 00:56:28,413 You actually did it, and you became Canadian. 1276 00:56:28,517 --> 00:56:31,517 -It is for no reason other than my wife is Canadian, 1277 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:34,034 and it's a lot easier to make movies in Canada. 1278 00:56:34,137 --> 00:56:35,551 -I was wondering! 1279 00:56:35,655 --> 00:56:39,413 You got the Canadian citizenship so you could get that money! 1280 00:56:39,517 --> 00:56:41,206 [Laughter] 1281 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,310 -You know, I will say also, 1282 00:56:42,413 --> 00:56:43,965 "Tucker & Dale" was shot in Canada. 1283 00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:45,724 -Okay. -So, whatever it takes. 1284 00:56:45,827 --> 00:56:48,655 -That's a good reason to change nationalities. 1285 00:56:48,758 --> 00:56:51,689 Get that government movie money. 1286 00:56:51,793 --> 00:56:55,241 Alright, Eli, I want to go into the background of the movie, 1287 00:56:55,344 --> 00:56:58,137 but we have to talk about "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil." 1288 00:56:58,241 --> 00:56:59,620 I'm sorry. You're here. 1289 00:56:59,724 --> 00:57:01,551 We have to ask you about "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil." 1290 00:57:01,655 --> 00:57:04,241 You made one of the funniest comedies 1291 00:57:04,344 --> 00:57:06,517 in the history of the world, 1292 00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:10,862 and then we don't hear about you for a while after that. 1293 00:57:10,965 --> 00:57:12,620 Were you trying to make your next one? 1294 00:57:12,724 --> 00:57:13,931 Were you trying to make "Tucker & Dale 2"? 1295 00:57:14,034 --> 00:57:17,344 You're from a show-business family. 1296 00:57:17,448 --> 00:57:20,344 You grew up in Burt Reynolds' house, right? 1297 00:57:20,448 --> 00:57:22,758 -Not exactly. Not exactly. 1298 00:57:22,862 --> 00:57:24,517 -Why don't you end up -- -I was banished from the house. 1299 00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:26,448 I was in the pool. -Okay. 1300 00:57:26,551 --> 00:57:28,413 -In the pool house with the doors locked. 1301 00:57:28,517 --> 00:57:31,241 -Alright. Why don't you end up being paid millions 1302 00:57:31,344 --> 00:57:33,206 to direct mainstream Hollywood comedies? 1303 00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:34,965 -Because I'm a rebel. I don't want to -- 1304 00:57:35,068 --> 00:57:37,862 I don't want to do it their way. I want to do it my way. 1305 00:57:37,965 --> 00:57:40,793 And my way is in a little, remote town 1306 00:57:40,896 --> 00:57:42,724 in the cornfields of Canada. 1307 00:57:42,827 --> 00:57:45,137 -[Laughs] -I rejected the millions, 1308 00:57:45,241 --> 00:57:46,965 and now I'm wondering about it. 1309 00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:49,000 Making my mind churn here. 1310 00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:52,620 The truth being, the truth is, after I did "Tucker & Dale," 1311 00:57:52,724 --> 00:57:54,344 it was a little bit heartbreaking 1312 00:57:54,448 --> 00:57:55,620 because I thought it was going to be 1313 00:57:55,724 --> 00:57:58,379 the next big horror comedy. 1314 00:57:58,482 --> 00:58:00,862 And for the first couple of years, it wasn't. 1315 00:58:00,965 --> 00:58:02,655 -It should have been. 1316 00:58:02,758 --> 00:58:04,827 -It should. -Why wasn't it? What happened? 1317 00:58:04,931 --> 00:58:08,310 Did you have the worst people in the world marketing that movie? 1318 00:58:08,413 --> 00:58:09,551 -You know, I ain't going to say it, 1319 00:58:09,655 --> 00:58:11,758 but you're free to. 1320 00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:14,793 -It's so cult now, though. Like, people love it. 1321 00:58:14,896 --> 00:58:16,551 -Yeah, but that didn't help you. 1322 00:58:16,655 --> 00:58:19,379 -It helped your legacy. -It's ten years later. 1323 00:58:19,482 --> 00:58:21,034 -His legacy. -It's a great cult movie. 1324 00:58:21,137 --> 00:58:23,689 -It helps my soul. My soul feels good. 1325 00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:25,689 You know, look, I've seen, like you said, 1326 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:26,965 I've seen the Burt Reynolds of it. 1327 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,620 Those guys deteriorate as they get older 1328 00:58:28,724 --> 00:58:30,241 because they did it all for the money. 1329 00:58:30,344 --> 00:58:32,275 I do it for the soul, right? -Okay. 1330 00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:34,034 -I do it for just the vibe. 1331 00:58:34,137 --> 00:58:36,000 I'm doing it community service. Okay? 1332 00:58:36,103 --> 00:58:38,068 But after "Tucker & Dale," it took me a while to go, 1333 00:58:38,172 --> 00:58:39,448 "What else am I going to do?" 1334 00:58:39,551 --> 00:58:40,724 -Alright. 1335 00:58:40,827 --> 00:58:42,758 We've been trying to get "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" 1336 00:58:42,862 --> 00:58:44,413 on this show forever. 1337 00:58:44,517 --> 00:58:46,137 I don't know who ended up with the rights to it, 1338 00:58:46,241 --> 00:58:47,896 but they don't want to give them to us. 1339 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,517 So, whatever you can do, whatever you can do, Eli, 1340 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:51,896 we would appreciate it. 1341 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,724 Tell them you want it to be on this show. 1342 00:58:53,827 --> 00:58:55,034 -I will. 1343 00:58:55,137 --> 00:58:56,448 -But we're going to go back to the movie now 1344 00:58:56,551 --> 00:59:00,000 and then, and we're also going to revisit the Gwar rave 1345 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:03,103 that's going on right outside these studio doors over here. 1346 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:04,758 Let's go. -Let's do it! 1347 00:59:04,862 --> 00:59:06,862 -Alright. Roll the movie. 1348 00:59:06,965 --> 00:59:08,965 [Laughter] 1349 00:59:09,068 --> 00:59:11,586 You know, actually, you came to my redneck show in Telluride. 1350 00:59:11,689 --> 00:59:13,137 -It was so good. 1351 00:59:13,241 --> 00:59:14,965 -Because we were both there in Telluride to do something. 1352 00:59:15,068 --> 00:59:18,724 But after you were at the show, I added to the show -- 1353 00:59:18,827 --> 00:59:20,034 -I was going to ask! 1354 00:59:20,137 --> 00:59:22,758 -...an 18-second clip from "Tucker & Dale." 1355 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:25,000 -Thank you! -That's my trigger warning. 1356 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:26,758 That's my trigger-warning show. 1357 00:59:26,862 --> 00:59:28,275 It's the scene where the guy doesn't know 1358 00:59:28,379 --> 00:59:29,724 how to use the trigger. 1359 00:59:29,827 --> 00:59:30,965 -You used that one? 1360 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,310 -It gets a huge laugh every single time. 1361 00:59:32,413 --> 00:59:33,931 -It gets a huge laugh. -Like, huge. 1362 00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:35,931 -And it's the only clip in the show -- 1363 00:59:36,034 --> 00:59:38,137 there's like, 200 clips in the show. 1364 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,862 It's the only clip in the show 1365 00:59:39,965 --> 00:59:41,793 where I don't have to tell the audience, 1366 00:59:41,896 --> 00:59:43,758 "That was from 'Tucker & Dale.'" 1367 00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:47,034 They already know that clip was from "Tucker & Dale." 1368 00:59:47,137 --> 00:59:48,724 -That was such a good one because you're just -- 1369 00:59:48,827 --> 00:59:50,862 you know they're dead meat, right? 1370 00:59:50,965 --> 00:59:52,413 What can you do? 1371 00:59:52,517 --> 00:59:55,103 And then, because I grew up with guns, I was like, "Oh." 1372 00:59:55,206 --> 00:59:57,172 -You grew up with guns? -Yeah. 1373 00:59:57,275 --> 01:00:00,793 My dad was like, would take us out shooting guns in the hills 1374 01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:03,724 and we would just shoot, well, mostly beer bottles, 1375 01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:06,793 and he'd get drunk and load up our guns. 1376 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,448 We had a Winchester rifle, which was pretty cool. 1377 01:00:09,551 --> 01:00:11,241 -Okay. Did mom go along? -Bunch of handguns. 1378 01:00:11,344 --> 01:00:12,862 What's that? -Did Mom go along with you? 1379 01:00:12,965 --> 01:00:15,448 -She was not. She was very upset about those trips. 1380 01:00:15,551 --> 01:00:16,793 -Oh, really? -They were very -- 1381 01:00:16,896 --> 01:00:18,137 -Because she was the Flying Nun at that time. 1382 01:00:18,241 --> 01:00:19,275 -They were very divorced. 1383 01:00:19,379 --> 01:00:20,344 -She couldn't be seen with a gun. 1384 01:00:20,448 --> 01:00:21,931 -No, she was anti-gun. 1385 01:00:22,034 --> 01:00:23,586 So, I would come home smelling like gunpowder, 1386 01:00:23,689 --> 01:00:25,034 and she'd get all pissed off. 1387 01:00:25,137 --> 01:00:27,000 We should be recording this. 1388 01:00:27,103 --> 01:00:28,068 [Laughter] 1389 01:00:28,172 --> 01:00:29,137 -Okay. 1390 01:00:29,241 --> 01:00:31,103 [Laughter] 1391 01:00:31,206 --> 01:00:37,310 ♪ 1392 01:00:37,413 --> 01:00:38,413 [Static hisses] 1393 01:00:40,517 --> 01:00:43,034 [Anthony Lazaro's "A Thousand Little Fires" plays] 1394 01:00:43,137 --> 01:00:48,655 ♪ 1395 01:00:48,758 --> 01:00:50,482 ♪ Creepers left and right, buzz like crazy ♪ 1396 01:00:50,586 --> 01:00:51,827 [Cellphone chimes] 1397 01:00:51,931 --> 01:00:53,379 ♪ Everybody's trying to steal my lady ♪ 1398 01:00:53,482 --> 01:00:57,000 ♪ Spot us in the mirror and think this can't be right ♪ 1399 01:00:57,103 --> 01:00:58,310 ♪ 1400 01:00:58,413 --> 01:01:00,758 ♪ Back to the scene of a Friday night ♪ 1401 01:01:00,862 --> 01:01:03,620 ♪ To a blessed collision still froze in time ♪ 1402 01:01:03,724 --> 01:01:05,241 [Whooshing] 1403 01:01:05,344 --> 01:01:07,724 ♪ 1404 01:01:07,827 --> 01:01:09,310 [Cellphone chimes] 1405 01:01:09,413 --> 01:01:15,620 ♪ 1406 01:01:15,724 --> 01:01:17,620 [Cellphone chimes] 1407 01:01:17,724 --> 01:01:20,275 ♪ 1408 01:01:35,034 --> 01:01:37,034 [TV playing quietly] 1409 01:01:51,344 --> 01:01:59,103 ♪ 1410 01:01:59,206 --> 01:02:00,793 -I can't believe we're doing this right now. 1411 01:02:00,896 --> 01:02:02,482 My dad is actually gonna kill me. 1412 01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:03,965 -No. -He's actually gonna kill me. 1413 01:02:04,068 --> 01:02:05,310 -He's not gonna find out. 1414 01:02:05,413 --> 01:02:06,689 And even if he does, 1415 01:02:06,793 --> 01:02:08,551 I've already got a sober ride home planned. 1416 01:02:08,655 --> 01:02:11,793 So, at least he'll know you were disobeying him responsibly. 1417 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,000 -Responsibly, okay. -Responsibly. 1418 01:02:13,103 --> 01:02:15,724 -That's very reassuring. Thank you. 1419 01:02:15,827 --> 01:02:18,482 -You're welcome. -What? 1420 01:02:18,586 --> 01:02:20,034 What is that? 1421 01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:22,413 -That is what I wanted to show you. 1422 01:02:22,517 --> 01:02:26,827 Isn't it cool? Some Baypen schwag for you. 1423 01:02:26,931 --> 01:02:29,413 -Yeah, it is really cool. Where did you get it from? 1424 01:02:29,517 --> 01:02:31,206 -Oh, they have that kind of stuff all over town. 1425 01:02:31,310 --> 01:02:32,551 -Yeah? 1426 01:02:32,655 --> 01:02:34,000 ♪ 1427 01:02:34,103 --> 01:02:37,068 Like your psycho Frendo costume? Where'd you get that? 1428 01:02:37,172 --> 01:02:40,620 -I'm OG Kettle Springs, baby. I got all kinds of stuff. 1429 01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:43,620 ♪ 1430 01:02:43,724 --> 01:02:45,379 -Does it work? 1431 01:02:45,482 --> 01:02:47,655 -Try it. 1432 01:02:47,758 --> 01:02:49,655 [Music box tinkling] 1433 01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:57,448 ♪ 1434 01:02:57,551 --> 01:02:58,655 -Look out! 1435 01:02:58,758 --> 01:03:00,241 [Tires screech] 1436 01:03:01,241 --> 01:03:02,275 Fuck! 1437 01:03:02,379 --> 01:03:05,482 ♪ 1438 01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:07,793 -Rustin? 1439 01:03:07,896 --> 01:03:09,965 What the hell, man? It's Saturday night. 1440 01:03:10,068 --> 01:03:12,137 -I fell asleep in the tree stand. 1441 01:03:12,241 --> 01:03:14,862 When I woke up, there he was. 1442 01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:16,586 -You know, that's barely a four-pointer. 1443 01:03:16,689 --> 01:03:20,137 -It's a month of free dinner with my pops out of work. 1444 01:03:23,482 --> 01:03:26,068 -Rust, Quinn. 1445 01:03:26,172 --> 01:03:29,413 -Uh, yeah, we met actually. 1446 01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:31,620 Hi, again. I'm Quinn. 1447 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:37,379 -Uh, Rust and I used to, uh, go hunting together. 1448 01:03:40,241 --> 01:03:42,344 Well, we're heading to the hoedown. 1449 01:03:42,448 --> 01:03:43,793 I'd tell you to come join us, 1450 01:03:43,896 --> 01:03:45,827 but it looks like you got to go beat your meat. 1451 01:03:45,931 --> 01:03:47,586 -Hey, did you tell Quinn you used to practice 1452 01:03:47,689 --> 01:03:49,586 your boy-band dance moves in the mirror? 1453 01:03:49,689 --> 01:03:51,206 -Later, Rust. 1454 01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:53,206 -Be careful, Quinn. 1455 01:03:57,689 --> 01:04:04,448 ♪ 1456 01:04:04,551 --> 01:04:11,344 ♪ 1457 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:18,206 ♪ 1458 01:04:18,310 --> 01:04:19,724 -Come on. 1459 01:04:19,827 --> 01:04:23,655 ♪ 1460 01:04:23,758 --> 01:04:26,103 -What do I gotta do to see some of these dance moves? 1461 01:04:26,206 --> 01:04:27,275 -Look, all I'm saying is, 1462 01:04:27,379 --> 01:04:29,689 don't challenge me to a dance-off. 1463 01:04:29,793 --> 01:04:33,517 -Challenge accepted. You're a big talker. I like it. 1464 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:36,034 Are you sure the owners are okay with us being here? 1465 01:04:36,137 --> 01:04:38,655 -Oh, no. We're fully trespassing. 1466 01:04:38,758 --> 01:04:40,655 -So, if we get arrested again -- -We won't. Don't worry. 1467 01:04:40,758 --> 01:04:42,758 We do this every year. -You promise? 1468 01:04:42,862 --> 01:04:45,068 -Absolutely. You are totally safe here. 1469 01:04:45,172 --> 01:04:46,586 Okay? Trust me. 1470 01:04:46,689 --> 01:04:48,000 [Kabwasa's "How U Feelin' plays] 1471 01:04:48,103 --> 01:04:49,482 Hell, yeah. 1472 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,655 -♪ Ooh, like me ♪ 1473 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:54,586 ♪ Like me, ooh, yeah, like me ♪ 1474 01:04:54,689 --> 01:04:56,379 ♪ 1475 01:04:56,482 --> 01:04:57,862 ♪ Say that then unless you want to move along♪ 1476 01:04:57,965 --> 01:05:00,413 -Oh, hey! You guys made it! 1477 01:05:00,517 --> 01:05:02,724 -Shots? -Oh, alright. 1478 01:05:02,827 --> 01:05:06,620 -♪ Hey, hey, hey, shawty get loose ♪ 1479 01:05:06,724 --> 01:05:08,241 ♪ Tired of talkin' ♪ 1480 01:05:08,344 --> 01:05:10,344 -Oh, my God, what is in that? 1481 01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,172 -It's moonshine, I think. 1482 01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,793 -[Laughs] 1483 01:05:13,896 --> 01:05:15,275 ♪ 1484 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:18,137 -Oh, look, it's Cole and his shiny new plaything. 1485 01:05:18,241 --> 01:05:19,586 -Shut up! 1486 01:05:19,689 --> 01:05:20,965 Where the hell are Matt and Tucker? 1487 01:05:21,068 --> 01:05:22,344 -Well, Matt was supposed to pick us up, 1488 01:05:22,448 --> 01:05:23,965 but he just never showed. 1489 01:05:24,068 --> 01:05:25,724 -He still hasn't texted me back. 1490 01:05:25,827 --> 01:05:27,103 I'm so fucking mad at him. 1491 01:05:27,206 --> 01:05:29,137 -Same with Tucker. It's weird. Right? 1492 01:05:29,241 --> 01:05:30,793 ♪ 1493 01:05:30,896 --> 01:05:32,758 -They're planning something again, aren't they? 1494 01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:34,724 -I was just thinking the exact same thing. 1495 01:05:34,827 --> 01:05:37,310 -Be on guard, peeps. -Yo, yo, yo. 1496 01:05:37,413 --> 01:05:38,965 Y'all having a good time? 1497 01:05:39,068 --> 01:05:41,310 [Cheers and applause] 1498 01:05:41,413 --> 01:05:44,827 -Welcome to the Founder's Day Barn Rave, baby! 1499 01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,379 [Cheers and applause] 1500 01:05:47,482 --> 01:05:50,655 Now, let me take a second to thank my main man, 1501 01:05:50,758 --> 01:05:52,655 the one who paid for all this shit. 1502 01:05:52,758 --> 01:05:54,448 The junior founder himself, 1503 01:05:54,551 --> 01:05:57,517 and the future of Kettle Springs, 1504 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,793 Cole Hill! 1505 01:05:59,896 --> 01:06:02,000 [Cheers and applause] 1506 01:06:04,827 --> 01:06:07,517 -Give me a sec. 1507 01:06:10,206 --> 01:06:11,965 Look, I'm only gonna say a couple things here 1508 01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:13,586 before we get to the real festivities. 1509 01:06:13,689 --> 01:06:15,793 [Cheers] 1510 01:06:15,896 --> 01:06:19,655 I know my great-grandfather founded this town, 1511 01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:22,482 but let's be honest. We're the future here, right? 1512 01:06:22,586 --> 01:06:26,724 So, let's not subscribe to some backwards-ass belief 1513 01:06:26,827 --> 01:06:29,103 of what this town used to be. 1514 01:06:29,206 --> 01:06:32,862 And instead, think ahead and dream up what comes next 1515 01:06:32,965 --> 01:06:35,034 and let's have a good fucking time. 1516 01:06:35,137 --> 01:06:37,000 [Cheers and applause] 1517 01:06:37,103 --> 01:06:39,517 [Buck 65's "Good and Weird" plays] 1518 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:46,103 ♪ 1519 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:48,172 -♪ Driving with a yellow dog, I-95 ♪ 1520 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:50,655 ♪ Got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes ♪ 1521 01:06:50,758 --> 01:06:52,620 ♪ Up at a decent hour, never ate yet ♪ 1522 01:06:52,724 --> 01:06:55,000 ♪ Got a little Johnny Cash in the old tape deck ♪ 1523 01:06:55,103 --> 01:06:57,310 ♪ Nothing in the trunk but some baseball gloves ♪ 1524 01:06:57,413 --> 01:06:59,620 ♪ A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs ♪ 1525 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,724 ♪ Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape ♪ 1526 01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:04,068 ♪ Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape ♪ 1527 01:07:04,172 --> 01:07:06,413 ♪ Looking for a gas station, better make a list ♪ 1528 01:07:06,517 --> 01:07:08,620 ♪ Fill her up with regular, I need to take a piss ♪ 1529 01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:10,931 ♪ Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel ♪ 1530 01:07:11,034 --> 01:07:13,206 ♪ Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield ♪ 1531 01:07:13,310 --> 01:07:15,517 ♪ Not a care in the world, not a how, when, and why ♪ 1532 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:17,689 ♪ No destination, not a cloud in the sky ♪ 1533 01:07:17,793 --> 01:07:19,965 ♪ Back on the road not a moment too soon ♪ 1534 01:07:20,068 --> 01:07:22,275 ♪ Dish ran away with some other spoon ♪ 1535 01:07:22,379 --> 01:07:24,758 ♪ Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog with an old dog ♪ 1536 01:07:24,862 --> 01:07:26,620 ♪ Singing slow songs, trying to hold on ♪ 1537 01:07:26,724 --> 01:07:28,482 ♪ Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish ♪ 1538 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:31,172 ♪ Trying to practice doing backflips on your mattress ♪ 1539 01:07:31,275 --> 01:07:33,793 ♪ Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog with an old dog ♪ 1540 01:07:33,896 --> 01:07:35,379 ♪ Singing slow songs and trying to hold on ♪ 1541 01:07:35,482 --> 01:07:36,793 -You're just not good at dancing. 1542 01:07:36,896 --> 01:07:37,862 -Hey. 1543 01:07:37,965 --> 01:07:40,034 ♪ 1544 01:07:44,965 --> 01:07:47,724 [Ruckspinx's "Heavyweight" plays] 1545 01:07:47,827 --> 01:07:49,482 -♪ Agitated, exasperated ♪ 1546 01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:51,482 ♪ Why you look so mad when the woman's elated? ♪ 1547 01:07:51,586 --> 01:07:53,034 ♪ Yeah, wipe that look off your face ♪ 1548 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:55,137 ♪ When you see a girl come through in first place ♪ 1549 01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:57,103 ♪ Know that she bad 'cause she worked through the haze ♪ 1550 01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:58,931 ♪ Too bad I'm the boss, I'm the one you can't play ♪ 1551 01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:01,000 ♪ Won't let you in and you can't complain ♪ 1552 01:08:01,103 --> 01:08:03,482 ♪ No, sir, no, sir, we're not the same ♪ 1553 01:08:03,586 --> 01:08:04,689 ♪ I'm a real leader... ♪ 1554 01:08:04,793 --> 01:08:06,310 -Maybe we should slow down a bit. 1555 01:08:06,413 --> 01:08:08,068 ♪ 1556 01:08:08,172 --> 01:08:09,862 -Oh, you like slow kisses? 1557 01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:11,827 -♪ Transistor sister, I play on the radio ♪ 1558 01:08:11,931 --> 01:08:13,586 ♪ Watching me 'cause I do it with ease ♪ 1559 01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:15,448 ♪ If you can't catch up, you will feel my breeze ♪ 1560 01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,310 ♪ In our house we increased them fees ♪ 1561 01:08:17,413 --> 01:08:20,068 ♪ 'Cause with my squad it's guaranteed ♪ 1562 01:08:20,172 --> 01:08:21,344 -Slower. 1563 01:08:21,448 --> 01:08:23,379 -You mean slow like this? 1564 01:08:23,482 --> 01:08:25,827 -♪ Try all you want, you can't imitate ♪ 1565 01:08:25,931 --> 01:08:28,689 ♪ I'm a heavyweight ♪ 1566 01:08:28,793 --> 01:08:30,379 ♪ I'm a heavyweight, I'm a big deal... ♪ 1567 01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:33,517 -I mean, like, slow we... 1568 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:36,758 we -- we get another beer slow. 1569 01:08:42,275 --> 01:08:44,482 -Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 1570 01:08:44,586 --> 01:08:46,275 -Fuck! -Quinn, I'm sorry. 1571 01:08:46,379 --> 01:08:48,344 -I feel so fucking stupid. 1572 01:08:48,448 --> 01:08:50,586 -No! Quinn! Quinn, stop! Quinn! 1573 01:08:53,068 --> 01:08:56,206 I have so much shit going on inside of me right now, 1574 01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:59,068 and sometimes I -- 1575 01:08:59,172 --> 01:09:01,689 I just don't know what to do with all of it. 1576 01:09:01,793 --> 01:09:05,000 -Yeah. I can see that. 1577 01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:06,793 ♪ 1578 01:09:06,896 --> 01:09:09,241 You figure that out and get back to me. 1579 01:09:12,379 --> 01:09:14,344 [Indistinct conversations] 1580 01:09:17,137 --> 01:09:23,758 ♪ 1581 01:09:23,862 --> 01:09:30,482 ♪ 1582 01:09:30,586 --> 01:09:33,965 -Hey, new girl, you get rejected yet? 1583 01:09:34,068 --> 01:09:35,793 -Cole rejects everybody. 1584 01:09:35,896 --> 01:09:39,206 -[Scoffs] You could have told me that, Janet. 1585 01:09:39,310 --> 01:09:40,931 -You're a sucker, Quinn. 1586 01:09:41,034 --> 01:09:42,655 He sucked you into his little web 1587 01:09:42,758 --> 01:09:45,517 so he could feed on your naive, little mind. 1588 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:48,620 -Oh! -Fucking bitch. 1589 01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:52,655 [Distant scream] 1590 01:09:52,758 --> 01:09:55,000 ♪ 1591 01:09:55,103 --> 01:09:58,241 -Hey, Ginger, you okay? 1592 01:09:58,344 --> 01:10:04,482 ♪ 1593 01:10:04,586 --> 01:10:05,655 -Stop. 1594 01:10:05,758 --> 01:10:07,310 Matt and Tucker, remember? 1595 01:10:07,413 --> 01:10:10,586 This time, you don't fall for it. 1596 01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:14,655 [Laughs] Oh, my God. 1597 01:10:14,758 --> 01:10:17,482 -Aww, Ginger, did you die? 1598 01:10:17,586 --> 01:10:21,000 -That is so sad. It sucks to die so young. 1599 01:10:21,103 --> 01:10:22,758 Oh. 1600 01:10:24,241 --> 01:10:26,172 -This is pretty pathetic. 1601 01:10:26,275 --> 01:10:28,068 -I know, right? 1602 01:10:29,068 --> 01:10:31,068 -[Whistles] 1603 01:10:32,448 --> 01:10:33,862 -[Gasps] 1604 01:10:33,965 --> 01:10:40,862 ♪ 1605 01:10:40,965 --> 01:10:47,896 ♪ 1606 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:54,896 ♪ 1607 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,482 -Oh, my God, guys. 1608 01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,896 They made a plaster cast of Matt's head. 1609 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,758 -[Laughs] 1610 01:11:01,862 --> 01:11:03,586 -Ronnie, think fast. 1611 01:11:03,689 --> 01:11:05,000 -[Gasps] 1612 01:11:05,103 --> 01:11:06,206 You bitch! 1613 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:08,517 You got corn syrup all over my new top. 1614 01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:11,448 -[Laughs] 1615 01:11:11,551 --> 01:11:14,827 -Oh, baby, you look so sad. 1616 01:11:14,931 --> 01:11:16,965 Did you get a little owie on your neck? 1617 01:11:17,068 --> 01:11:18,379 -You guys? 1618 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,689 Guys... 1619 01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:22,827 -I can't find her pulse. 1620 01:11:22,931 --> 01:11:25,137 -Huh? 1621 01:11:25,241 --> 01:11:27,517 -She's fucking dead. 1622 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:30,413 ♪ 1623 01:11:30,517 --> 01:11:32,413 -[Screams] 1624 01:11:32,517 --> 01:11:34,620 ♪ 1625 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:36,620 [Clown cackling] 1626 01:11:36,724 --> 01:11:41,551 ♪ 1627 01:11:41,655 --> 01:11:44,344 -Hey, check it out. It's Frendo! 1628 01:11:49,517 --> 01:11:51,413 [Screaming] 1629 01:11:51,517 --> 01:11:58,413 ♪ 1630 01:11:58,517 --> 01:12:01,413 ♪ 1631 01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:02,551 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1632 01:12:05,551 --> 01:12:07,448 [Screaming] 1633 01:12:07,551 --> 01:12:09,586 ♪ 1634 01:12:09,689 --> 01:12:11,448 -Open the door! Open the door! 1635 01:12:11,551 --> 01:12:12,965 ♪ 1636 01:12:13,068 --> 01:12:14,862 Round the back. Go! 1637 01:12:14,965 --> 01:12:20,068 ♪ 1638 01:12:20,172 --> 01:12:22,689 -Please don't. -Duck! 1639 01:12:22,793 --> 01:12:24,827 [Gunshot] 1640 01:12:33,310 --> 01:12:35,137 -Holy shit. 1641 01:12:37,310 --> 01:12:38,482 Thank you. 1642 01:12:38,586 --> 01:12:39,793 -Where's Cole? 1643 01:12:39,896 --> 01:12:41,689 -I don't know. I was just with him. 1644 01:12:41,793 --> 01:12:43,724 I don't know. 1645 01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:45,724 Did anybody call 9-1-1? 1646 01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:48,000 -You can't. It's a total dead zone. 1647 01:12:48,103 --> 01:12:50,034 -Somebody drive back to town, then. 1648 01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:53,413 -He slashed everyone's tires and pulled the batteries. 1649 01:12:55,448 --> 01:12:57,310 Take his mask off. 1650 01:12:58,586 --> 01:13:05,827 ♪ 1651 01:13:05,931 --> 01:13:13,068 ♪ 1652 01:13:13,172 --> 01:13:15,034 [Chainsaw whirring] 1653 01:13:15,137 --> 01:13:19,000 ♪ 1654 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:21,000 [Clown cackling] 1655 01:13:21,103 --> 01:13:27,655 ♪ 1656 01:13:27,758 --> 01:13:29,931 -Holy fucking shit. 1657 01:13:30,034 --> 01:13:31,482 ♪ 1658 01:13:31,586 --> 01:13:33,689 That's a lot of Frendos! 1659 01:13:33,793 --> 01:13:40,275 ♪ 1660 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:46,896 ♪ 1661 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,034 [Clowns cackling] 1662 01:13:48,137 --> 01:13:49,758 [Gunshot] 1663 01:13:49,862 --> 01:13:51,896 -[Screams] 1664 01:13:52,827 --> 01:13:54,344 -Ronnie, get up! -Oh, God! 1665 01:13:54,448 --> 01:13:55,724 -You gotta get up. 1666 01:13:55,827 --> 01:13:57,724 [Maniacal laughter] 1667 01:13:57,827 --> 01:14:04,793 ♪ 1668 01:14:04,896 --> 01:14:06,172 -Where were you? -I was looking for you. 1669 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,275 Come on. 1670 01:14:07,379 --> 01:14:08,862 [Chainsaw whirs] 1671 01:14:08,965 --> 01:14:10,620 -[Gun clicks] -Fuck! 1672 01:14:10,724 --> 01:14:12,137 Come on! We gotta get back inside! 1673 01:14:12,241 --> 01:14:14,000 Go! Go! 1674 01:14:14,103 --> 01:14:15,241 ♪ 1675 01:14:15,344 --> 01:14:17,551 Come on, come on. Let's go. Move! 1676 01:14:17,655 --> 01:14:25,034 ♪ 1677 01:14:25,137 --> 01:14:27,103 [Static hisses] 1678 01:14:27,206 --> 01:14:31,034 -So, that's the first big reveal in the movie. 1679 01:14:31,137 --> 01:14:33,482 There's an army of clowns out there. 1680 01:14:33,586 --> 01:14:37,103 So, you have lied to us in the title, Eli. 1681 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,896 -We have been lying for a long time, 1682 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,206 and I'm so -- it feels so good to come clean, finally. 1683 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,379 [Laughter] 1684 01:14:43,482 --> 01:14:45,551 -It's clowns in a cornfield. 1685 01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:48,413 Um, but, Eli, you have had -- 1686 01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:51,344 can I say this, that you have had an odd career, 1687 01:14:51,448 --> 01:14:52,551 but would you agree with that? 1688 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:54,827 -I think I'm odd in every way. 1689 01:14:54,931 --> 01:14:56,344 -Actually, you know what? 1690 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,620 I want to talk about the odd career of your grandmother. 1691 01:14:58,724 --> 01:15:00,448 Not your mother, but your grandmother. 1692 01:15:00,551 --> 01:15:05,344 Your grandmother was the female lead in "The Man from Planet X." 1693 01:15:05,448 --> 01:15:07,758 And in fact, I think -- I think she was pretty much 1694 01:15:07,862 --> 01:15:10,137 the only female in "The Man from Planet X." 1695 01:15:10,241 --> 01:15:12,068 I don't know if there was another woman in that movie. 1696 01:15:12,172 --> 01:15:14,827 She was the love interest of Robert Clark, 1697 01:15:14,931 --> 01:15:17,103 uh, directed by the great Edgar Ulmer, 1698 01:15:17,206 --> 01:15:19,655 who made "The Black Cat" and "Detour" 1699 01:15:19,758 --> 01:15:22,034 and many other independent classics. 1700 01:15:22,137 --> 01:15:26,206 Now, does your -- did your grandma have great stories? 1701 01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:31,517 -She was a old scream queen. Original scream queen. 1702 01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:33,965 -She was a scream queen from, like, the '40s. 1703 01:15:34,068 --> 01:15:35,517 -That's right. That's right. 1704 01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:39,482 And they're actually remastering some old, um, uh, 1705 01:15:39,586 --> 01:15:42,551 Warner Bros. pictures that are old musicals 1706 01:15:42,655 --> 01:15:44,724 that they're bringing out to the WGA 1707 01:15:44,827 --> 01:15:46,827 for a film that we've never even seen. 1708 01:15:46,931 --> 01:15:48,655 I'm going to go see it over Labor Day, 1709 01:15:48,758 --> 01:15:51,137 where I get to see my grandmother from 1945 -- 1710 01:15:51,241 --> 01:15:53,379 -Wow. -...doing a musical. 1711 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,586 It's really cool. 1712 01:15:54,689 --> 01:15:55,896 -And when you go over to her house, 1713 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,793 would she tell great stories about Edgar Ulmer 1714 01:15:57,896 --> 01:15:59,896 with an Austrian accent or something? 1715 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,862 -My grandmother played a lot of games with me 1716 01:16:02,965 --> 01:16:04,241 and would get down on the ground 1717 01:16:04,344 --> 01:16:05,965 playing make-believe games, mostly, 1718 01:16:06,068 --> 01:16:09,965 and, uh, my mom would kind of take over the storytelling part 1719 01:16:10,068 --> 01:16:11,551 and go, "Oh, hush up. 1720 01:16:11,655 --> 01:16:12,517 I've done so much more than that." 1721 01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,551 [Laughter] 1722 01:16:13,655 --> 01:16:15,137 -Really? -Really. 1723 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:17,620 -A little competition between your mom and your grandmother? 1724 01:16:17,724 --> 01:16:19,517 -A little bit, a little bit. 1725 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,655 Because my mom's stepfather was Jock Mahoney, 1726 01:16:21,758 --> 01:16:25,448 who played Tarzan, as well. -Okay. 1727 01:16:25,551 --> 01:16:28,551 You grew up in such a Hollywood environment, you know. 1728 01:16:28,655 --> 01:16:29,827 -And you're so chill. 1729 01:16:29,931 --> 01:16:31,482 -And then you're the guy that goes to Canada. 1730 01:16:31,586 --> 01:16:33,379 Alright. -Got to get away. 1731 01:16:33,482 --> 01:16:35,344 -Alright. But just to remind people, though, 1732 01:16:35,448 --> 01:16:39,827 your first career was in the Outward Bound program. 1733 01:16:39,931 --> 01:16:41,827 Um... 1734 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,379 -I led kids on Outward Bound trips 1735 01:16:44,482 --> 01:16:46,862 for, like, 25 days in the woods, 1736 01:16:46,965 --> 01:16:50,034 and a lot of them were at-risk kids that were adjudicated 1737 01:16:50,137 --> 01:16:53,448 or were going to go to jail unless they did these programs. 1738 01:16:53,551 --> 01:16:54,655 -So, it was court-ordered. 1739 01:16:54,758 --> 01:16:56,137 -It was court-ordered, some of it, 1740 01:16:56,241 --> 01:16:58,241 and it was very intense. 1741 01:16:58,344 --> 01:17:00,241 -Have you seen "The Final Terror"? 1742 01:17:00,344 --> 01:17:01,793 -Uh, I have not. I should. 1743 01:17:01,896 --> 01:17:03,586 -Outward Bound gets nasty. 1744 01:17:03,689 --> 01:17:06,413 I mean, you actually should have directed "The Final Terror," 1745 01:17:06,517 --> 01:17:08,931 but you were probably just like 3 years old 1746 01:17:09,034 --> 01:17:10,862 when they made "The Final Terror." 1747 01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:13,068 -There's also a massive gap in my horror movies 1748 01:17:13,172 --> 01:17:16,482 where I'm like, in the woods from about 20 years old to 25, 1749 01:17:16,586 --> 01:17:18,827 and then I get out of the woods and start making horror movies. 1750 01:17:20,827 --> 01:17:22,620 -Alright, Eli, let's talk clowns. 1751 01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:25,620 Now, I saw a review in The Hollywood Reporter 1752 01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:30,241 where the writer spoke of a "killer-clown revival." 1753 01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:32,758 Is there such a thing as a killer-clown revival? 1754 01:17:32,862 --> 01:17:35,034 -You know, I think that there is. 1755 01:17:35,137 --> 01:17:37,000 I think we need to bring back the clown. 1756 01:17:37,103 --> 01:17:38,448 And they need some respect. 1757 01:17:38,551 --> 01:17:40,172 They need some love, you know? 1758 01:17:40,275 --> 01:17:43,206 -Well, there's the "It" series with Andy Muschietti. 1759 01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:45,103 Andy Muschietti movies. -"Terrifier." 1760 01:17:45,206 --> 01:17:47,931 -There's "Joker" with Todd Phillips. 1761 01:17:48,034 --> 01:17:50,689 The "Terrifier" movies are big. -Yeah. 1762 01:17:50,793 --> 01:17:53,137 -"Killer Klowns from Outer Space," of course, 1763 01:17:53,241 --> 01:17:55,551 from the old days, Chiodo brothers. 1764 01:17:55,655 --> 01:17:58,310 "Clown." Did you see "Clown"? 1765 01:17:58,413 --> 01:18:00,724 -"Clown" is great. It's great. 1766 01:18:00,827 --> 01:18:03,551 -Icelandic demon in the form of a clown. 1767 01:18:03,655 --> 01:18:05,689 -Anything with a clown, I'm on board. 1768 01:18:05,793 --> 01:18:07,758 I just read the title of this, and I was like, "Of course, 1769 01:18:07,862 --> 01:18:09,586 a clown and a cornfield?" 1770 01:18:09,689 --> 01:18:11,206 -Well, that's how I felt when I heard it. 1771 01:18:11,310 --> 01:18:13,172 -What made your clown different 1772 01:18:13,275 --> 01:18:15,482 besides being multiple clowns? 1773 01:18:15,586 --> 01:18:18,000 -Well, I think there's a couple things. 1774 01:18:18,103 --> 01:18:19,758 When I first read it, I was like, 1775 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:21,586 "How did I not think of this? 1776 01:18:21,689 --> 01:18:23,103 Why did I not think of this first?" 1777 01:18:23,206 --> 01:18:24,517 Adam. 1778 01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:27,034 You know, he stole it from somewhere in my brain. 1779 01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:30,000 Uh, Adam Cesare, the writer of the novel. 1780 01:18:30,103 --> 01:18:31,931 And I thought in "Little Evil," 1781 01:18:32,034 --> 01:18:35,137 I had a clown and a cornfield, but I didn't put them together. 1782 01:18:35,241 --> 01:18:38,206 So, this was a chance for me to merge these two parts. 1783 01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:42,206 -That's your 2017 movie that, again, got great reviews. 1784 01:18:42,310 --> 01:18:43,758 -It's on Netflix. 1785 01:18:43,862 --> 01:18:45,827 Uh, Adam Scott, Evangeline Lilly. 1786 01:18:45,931 --> 01:18:49,172 Um, and I thought that this was really something -- 1787 01:18:49,275 --> 01:18:51,206 this was a fun movie for me to make. 1788 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:53,655 It had deeper themes in it, which I like, 1789 01:18:53,758 --> 01:18:56,000 but ultimately you can watch it just like a popcorn movie. 1790 01:18:56,103 --> 01:18:59,517 And, uh, clowns seem like... 1791 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:02,379 look, if you had people killing these kids, 1792 01:19:02,482 --> 01:19:05,793 it runs too close to some ugly stuff in our society. 1793 01:19:05,896 --> 01:19:07,586 But clowns, you can kind of do the ugly things 1794 01:19:07,689 --> 01:19:09,862 and get away with it. -Okay. 1795 01:19:09,965 --> 01:19:12,827 So, you were just dramatizing the "Forensic Files" episode. 1796 01:19:12,931 --> 01:19:14,620 -This is right, this is right. Exactly. 1797 01:19:14,724 --> 01:19:18,620 And I -- you know, Frendo goes back to this 1930's clown 1798 01:19:18,724 --> 01:19:20,379 that was made for -- -Really? 1799 01:19:20,482 --> 01:19:23,827 -Yeah, he was like the Baypen Corn Syrup mascot. 1800 01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:26,896 So, he was created within the novel, like, 1801 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,620 with so much backstory. 1802 01:19:28,724 --> 01:19:31,172 And I love the idea that he was this sort of jolly, 1803 01:19:31,275 --> 01:19:32,896 happy-go-lucky salesman. 1804 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,137 Very Americana, very Norman Rockwell -- 1805 01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:37,241 -Like Bozo. -Yeah, kind of, you know, 1806 01:19:37,344 --> 01:19:40,068 or Crinkles the Clown for the cereal box. 1807 01:19:40,172 --> 01:19:42,103 -Okay. 1808 01:19:42,206 --> 01:19:44,586 -And, uh, and that he just got warped by capitalism over time, 1809 01:19:44,689 --> 01:19:47,448 and now he's just a pissed-off rural clown 1810 01:19:47,551 --> 01:19:49,620 that, like, didn't get his due. 1811 01:19:49,724 --> 01:19:52,310 -Okay, well, you know what they say about, uh, 1812 01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:55,137 horror culture in the year 2025. 1813 01:19:55,241 --> 01:19:58,103 They say the only thing that can compare to a dozen clowns 1814 01:19:58,206 --> 01:20:00,103 walking out of a Missouri cornfield 1815 01:20:00,206 --> 01:20:02,862 and attacking the teenage population of the town, 1816 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:05,758 is Gwar... -Whoo! 1817 01:20:05,862 --> 01:20:08,689 -...performing their new song, "Lot Lizard." 1818 01:20:08,793 --> 01:20:10,172 Can, um... 1819 01:20:10,275 --> 01:20:13,551 Can Blothar the Berserker hear me? 1820 01:20:13,655 --> 01:20:16,689 Can he hear me from the stage? 1821 01:20:16,793 --> 01:20:20,586 Okay. This is part of Gwar's 40th-anniversary album. 1822 01:20:20,689 --> 01:20:24,448 So, Blothar, go for it. -[Applause] 1823 01:20:24,551 --> 01:20:26,172 -All right, you savages. 1824 01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:29,862 You know, it wouldn't be the United States of America 1825 01:20:29,965 --> 01:20:32,655 without the great long-haul truckers 1826 01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:34,965 that keep this country moving. 1827 01:20:35,068 --> 01:20:36,793 If you put it in your mouth, 1828 01:20:36,896 --> 01:20:39,206 then chances are it came on a truck. 1829 01:20:39,310 --> 01:20:42,103 I know I came on a truck earlier tonight. 1830 01:20:42,206 --> 01:20:45,724 And that's why right now we want to bring out our friend. 1831 01:20:45,827 --> 01:20:46,965 That's right. 1832 01:20:47,068 --> 01:20:49,000 The great American truck driver. Here he is. Yes. 1833 01:20:49,103 --> 01:20:50,448 [Applause] 1834 01:20:50,551 --> 01:20:52,758 Leon Redneck from hell. 1835 01:20:52,862 --> 01:20:55,448 -[Cheers and applause] -Yeah. 1836 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:58,620 Let's show this motherfucker our appreciation. 1837 01:20:58,724 --> 01:20:59,793 What do you say? 1838 01:20:59,896 --> 01:21:01,172 [Cheers and applause] 1839 01:21:01,275 --> 01:21:02,551 ♪ Lot lizard ♪ 1840 01:21:02,655 --> 01:21:09,862 ♪ 1841 01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:14,551 ♪ 1842 01:21:14,655 --> 01:21:17,241 ♪ I'm not a who, I'm a what ♪ 1843 01:21:17,344 --> 01:21:19,448 ♪ Back-row pickle-park slut ♪ 1844 01:21:19,551 --> 01:21:21,620 ♪ Lot lizard, lot lizard ♪ 1845 01:21:21,724 --> 01:21:24,034 ♪ You made me this way ♪ 1846 01:21:24,137 --> 01:21:26,344 ♪ Daddy told me I was pretty ♪ 1847 01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:28,448 ♪ Mommy gave me her disease ♪ 1848 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,448 ♪ Born a cold-blooded crack-whore dinosaur ♪ 1849 01:21:30,551 --> 01:21:32,482 ♪ Turned me out on the streets ♪ 1850 01:21:32,586 --> 01:21:34,344 ♪ Cloaca, money-maker ♪ 1851 01:21:34,448 --> 01:21:36,586 ♪ Rig to rig and truck to truck ♪ 1852 01:21:36,689 --> 01:21:39,241 ♪ Working hard in the yard, shit-pussy superstar ♪ 1853 01:21:39,344 --> 01:21:41,000 ♪ Looking for a dick to suck ♪ 1854 01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:43,137 ♪ I'm not a who, I'm a what ♪ 1855 01:21:43,241 --> 01:21:45,241 ♪ Back-row pickle-park slut ♪ 1856 01:21:45,344 --> 01:21:47,551 ♪ Lot lizard, lot lizard ♪ 1857 01:21:47,655 --> 01:21:50,241 ♪ You made me this way ♪ 1858 01:21:50,344 --> 01:21:52,206 ♪ I don't want your fuckin' pity ♪ 1859 01:21:52,310 --> 01:21:54,793 ♪ Don't you pray for me ♪ 1860 01:21:54,896 --> 01:21:56,551 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me ♪ 1861 01:21:56,655 --> 01:21:58,310 ♪ This is how I wanna be ♪ 1862 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,517 ♪ A creeper, sleeper ♪ 1863 01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:02,758 ♪ Want a hand job? Well, you're fucked ♪ 1864 01:22:02,862 --> 01:22:04,862 ♪ This lizard ass can multitask ♪ 1865 01:22:04,965 --> 01:22:07,206 ♪ But my arms aren't long enough ♪ 1866 01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:12,206 ♪ Nah nah, nah nah nah nah ♪ 1867 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:16,413 ♪ Nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah ♪ 1868 01:22:16,517 --> 01:22:19,482 ♪ Breaker 1-9, this is Fruit Pie the Magician ♪ 1869 01:22:19,586 --> 01:22:22,689 ♪ I'm at the Judy Blume Service Plaza ♪ 1870 01:22:22,793 --> 01:22:25,068 ♪ I'm looking for some commercial company ♪ 1871 01:22:25,172 --> 01:22:29,344 ♪ Pretty face and a big, old waist ♪ 1872 01:22:29,448 --> 01:22:31,517 ♪ Makin' love behind the Love's ♪ 1873 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,655 ♪ Get a Buc-ee's suck and fuck ♪ 1874 01:22:33,758 --> 01:22:36,000 ♪ Want a Wawa's chili dog? ♪ 1875 01:22:36,103 --> 01:22:38,068 ♪ We can do it in my truck ♪ 1876 01:22:38,172 --> 01:22:40,655 ♪ Doing gay at the Flying J ♪ 1877 01:22:40,758 --> 01:22:42,517 ♪ Tits and ass at the old TA ♪ 1878 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:44,068 ♪ Dump my load, then drive away ♪ 1879 01:22:44,172 --> 01:22:47,103 ♪ Gotta do when I gotta do a doo-doo ♪ 1880 01:22:47,206 --> 01:22:48,896 ♪ I'll get your money ♪ 1881 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,862 ♪ I will get your money ♪ 1882 01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:53,137 ♪ I'll get your money ♪ 1883 01:22:53,241 --> 01:23:00,275 ♪ 1884 01:23:00,379 --> 01:23:03,620 ♪ I will suck your dick ♪ 1885 01:23:04,517 --> 01:23:13,931 ♪ 1886 01:23:14,034 --> 01:23:16,379 ♪ 1887 01:23:16,482 --> 01:23:18,758 ♪ I'm not a who, I'm a what ♪ 1888 01:23:18,862 --> 01:23:21,206 ♪ Back-row pickle-park slut ♪ 1889 01:23:21,310 --> 01:23:23,620 ♪ Lot lizard, lot lizard ♪ 1890 01:23:23,724 --> 01:23:26,000 ♪ You made me this way ♪ 1891 01:23:26,103 --> 01:23:29,551 [Cheers and applause] 1892 01:23:39,724 --> 01:23:42,344 -Okay. Oh, wow! 1893 01:23:42,448 --> 01:23:44,137 My favorite part of the lyrics to that song is 1894 01:23:44,241 --> 01:23:47,862 when they actually name the various truck-stop chains. 1895 01:23:47,965 --> 01:23:49,448 [Laughs] 1896 01:23:49,551 --> 01:23:52,827 Okay, back to the movie. 1897 01:23:52,931 --> 01:23:54,172 Oh, what do you think? 1898 01:23:54,275 --> 01:23:56,275 They probably play "Lot Lizard" in the mixtape 1899 01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:59,551 for the background music at Flying J truck stops, right? 1900 01:23:59,655 --> 01:24:02,724 -Probably. Seems likely. 1901 01:24:02,827 --> 01:24:04,586 -"Doing gay at the Flying J." 1902 01:24:04,689 --> 01:24:07,034 Isn't that one of the lines in the song? 1903 01:24:07,137 --> 01:24:09,689 "Tits and ass at the old TA." 1904 01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:11,517 -You're scared when you're at the urinal. 1905 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:13,413 -The corporate guys are just going crazy. 1906 01:24:13,517 --> 01:24:16,172 They're saying, "You know this song that they put out?" 1907 01:24:16,275 --> 01:24:18,000 Oh, everybody that's in there buying 1908 01:24:18,103 --> 01:24:20,344 "The Smokey and the Bandit" box sets, 1909 01:24:20,448 --> 01:24:22,517 you know, can sing along to "Lot Lizard." 1910 01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:24,724 [Laughter] 1911 01:24:33,896 --> 01:24:36,068 -Quinn? You asleep already? 1912 01:24:37,241 --> 01:24:39,931 Um, listen. I just wanted to say that I know 1913 01:24:40,034 --> 01:24:42,172 how hard this must be for you, 1914 01:24:42,275 --> 01:24:45,965 and I can't imagine what you're going thr-- 1915 01:24:46,068 --> 01:24:50,000 Goddamn it! Fuckin' teenagers! 1916 01:24:53,379 --> 01:24:55,310 -I'm not getting any signal. 1917 01:24:55,413 --> 01:24:57,310 -They're surrounding us. 1918 01:24:57,413 --> 01:24:58,620 -We got you surrounded! 1919 01:24:58,724 --> 01:25:01,034 -There's fucking clowns everywhere. 1920 01:25:01,137 --> 01:25:02,827 [Banging] 1921 01:25:05,931 --> 01:25:08,482 -Rust, not that I'm complaining or anything, 1922 01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:10,482 but do you bring a loaded shotgun to every party? 1923 01:25:10,586 --> 01:25:12,482 -It's always in my truck, locked. 1924 01:25:12,586 --> 01:25:14,103 That's why they didn't get it. 1925 01:25:14,206 --> 01:25:15,551 -Those clowns hate us! 1926 01:25:15,655 --> 01:25:17,689 -Ronnie, we're safe for now. It's a steel door. 1927 01:25:17,793 --> 01:25:18,758 [Loud thud] 1928 01:25:18,862 --> 01:25:21,137 [Clowns laughing] 1929 01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:22,931 -[Crying] It's over. 1930 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:25,620 We're all gonna be headless teenagers without heads! 1931 01:25:25,724 --> 01:25:28,482 -Ronnie? Ronnie, you need to calm down, okay? 1932 01:25:28,586 --> 01:25:29,862 Look at me. Breathe. 1933 01:25:29,965 --> 01:25:30,931 [Loud thudding] 1934 01:25:31,034 --> 01:25:32,172 -We're gonna kill you! 1935 01:25:32,275 --> 01:25:34,724 -Who the fuck are they? Why are they doing this? 1936 01:25:34,827 --> 01:25:36,344 Why is it only us? 1937 01:25:36,448 --> 01:25:37,896 -Never fuck with Frendo. 1938 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:42,034 [Loud thudding] 1939 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,655 -We gotta go. We gotta get out of here. 1940 01:25:43,758 --> 01:25:45,137 -She's right. We can't stay here. 1941 01:25:45,241 --> 01:25:46,724 -What about the Tillersons' house? 1942 01:25:46,827 --> 01:25:48,758 We can use their landline to call for help. 1943 01:25:48,862 --> 01:25:52,310 -That's like a mile through a cornfield in the fucking dark! 1944 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:53,827 -Hey, how many shells you got left? 1945 01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,620 -Three. 1946 01:25:55,724 --> 01:25:57,000 -You know, I never thought I'd say this, 1947 01:25:57,103 --> 01:25:58,068 but I'm glad you're such a fucking redneck, Rust. 1948 01:25:58,172 --> 01:25:59,931 -Oh, thanks, man. I love you, too. 1949 01:26:00,034 --> 01:26:02,172 [Loud thud] 1950 01:26:02,275 --> 01:26:03,206 [Screaming] 1951 01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:05,482 [Rifle firing] 1952 01:26:05,586 --> 01:26:07,310 -What the hell, man? What are you doing?! 1953 01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:08,620 -What? I got him. 1954 01:26:08,724 --> 01:26:10,206 -Yeah, and you wasted two shells doing it. 1955 01:26:10,310 --> 01:26:12,448 Now we only have one left to get out of here. 1956 01:26:12,551 --> 01:26:14,620 Oh, my God, can you stop being so fucking stupid? 1957 01:26:14,724 --> 01:26:16,448 -No. You know what? You're stupid. 1958 01:26:16,551 --> 01:26:20,793 Because you threw away everything we had for what? 1959 01:26:20,896 --> 01:26:22,586 -No, no, we never had anything. 1960 01:26:22,689 --> 01:26:24,896 -Oh, bullshit! 1961 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,103 -Oh! -Oh! 1962 01:26:26,206 --> 01:26:28,379 -Why can't you just admit who you are 1963 01:26:28,482 --> 01:26:29,758 for once in your fucking life? 1964 01:26:29,862 --> 01:26:33,793 'Cause I don't fucking know! 1965 01:26:33,896 --> 01:26:35,931 Fuck! 1966 01:26:36,034 --> 01:26:38,137 -You guys? 1967 01:26:38,241 --> 01:26:42,551 There's a hole in the ground over here. 1968 01:26:42,655 --> 01:26:44,103 -Yes. 1969 01:26:44,206 --> 01:26:46,034 It's a drainage ditch. 1970 01:26:46,137 --> 01:26:48,000 -Drainage? For what? 1971 01:26:48,103 --> 01:26:49,689 -You don't want to know. 1972 01:26:49,793 --> 01:26:51,827 -Hey, I'm not crawling through a shit pipe. 1973 01:26:51,931 --> 01:26:53,137 Aah! 1974 01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:54,931 -We're gonna kill you! -Never mind. Let's go. 1975 01:26:55,034 --> 01:26:56,586 -Guys, they have us surrounded. 1976 01:26:56,689 --> 01:26:57,758 If we ty and crawl out of here, 1977 01:26:57,862 --> 01:27:00,068 they'll just whack-a-mole us to death. 1978 01:27:00,172 --> 01:27:02,000 -Not if we distract them. 1979 01:27:06,275 --> 01:27:08,241 -Driving around looking for you now. 1980 01:27:08,344 --> 01:27:13,827 It's not a big town. It's only a matter of time. 1981 01:27:13,931 --> 01:27:18,172 I'm not mad, Quinn. Just please call me back. 1982 01:27:19,172 --> 01:27:20,344 -What the... 1983 01:27:22,241 --> 01:27:25,655 [Suspenseful music plays] 1984 01:27:25,758 --> 01:27:26,793 ♪ 1985 01:27:31,862 --> 01:27:36,448 ♪ 1986 01:27:36,551 --> 01:27:38,137 [Mumbling in distance] 1987 01:27:38,241 --> 01:27:39,827 Hello? 1988 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,000 Hello? 1989 01:27:43,413 --> 01:27:48,206 ♪ 1990 01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:51,068 I don't have any drugs here, if that's what you want. 1991 01:27:51,172 --> 01:27:53,310 -Don't look. Keep going. 1992 01:27:53,413 --> 01:27:55,137 -Okay. Okay, okay. 1993 01:28:03,965 --> 01:28:05,137 [Whimpering] 1994 01:28:07,896 --> 01:28:09,517 -What is happening? 1995 01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:13,068 -Save him, or your daughter dies. 1996 01:28:13,172 --> 01:28:15,896 -Where is she? Aah! 1997 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,620 You'll find out. First, we got work to do. 1998 01:28:19,724 --> 01:28:20,758 -Okay, okay. 1999 01:28:21,275 --> 01:28:24,448 ♪ 2000 01:28:24,551 --> 01:28:27,724 -Let's hope this works. 2001 01:28:28,862 --> 01:28:29,931 -No, I can't do it! I can't. 2002 01:28:30,034 --> 01:28:31,620 -Shut up, Ronnie! Go! 2003 01:28:31,724 --> 01:28:33,206 -I'll kill you! 2004 01:28:33,310 --> 01:28:34,206 -You owe me a new outfit after this. 2005 01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:35,448 -Not the time, Janet. 2006 01:28:37,620 --> 01:28:40,241 -Don't be long. -Try and hold your breath. 2007 01:28:40,344 --> 01:28:42,620 -Are you sure about this? -Yeah, man. 2008 01:28:42,724 --> 01:28:44,413 You know I love blowing shit up. 2009 01:28:44,517 --> 01:28:46,931 [Engine humming] 2010 01:28:47,034 --> 01:28:50,758 Here. Take this. There's one shot left. 2011 01:28:50,862 --> 01:28:53,310 -Rust, look. I'm really sorry about-- 2012 01:28:53,413 --> 01:28:55,448 -Tell me about it later. I'll be right behind you. 2013 01:28:55,551 --> 01:28:57,344 [Maniacal laughter] 2014 01:28:57,448 --> 01:28:58,482 -Run! 2015 01:29:00,689 --> 01:29:05,000 -Oh, I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. 2016 01:29:05,103 --> 01:29:06,827 [Crying] Oh, my God! 2017 01:29:06,931 --> 01:29:09,413 -Move your butt, Ronnie. 2018 01:29:09,517 --> 01:29:13,482 ♪ 2019 01:29:13,586 --> 01:29:14,620 [Chainsaw humming] 2020 01:29:16,965 --> 01:29:23,275 ♪ 2021 01:29:23,379 --> 01:29:26,241 [Grunting, coughing] 2022 01:29:26,344 --> 01:29:27,413 ♪ 2023 01:29:33,724 --> 01:29:34,758 ♪ 2024 01:29:37,965 --> 01:29:39,931 [Screaming] 2025 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,517 -Oh, geez. 2026 01:29:48,724 --> 01:29:49,758 -Rust? 2027 01:29:53,241 --> 01:29:54,310 We have to go get him. 2028 01:29:54,413 --> 01:29:58,172 -But we can't. We have to go for help. 2029 01:29:58,275 --> 01:30:00,517 -We have one bullet. One bullet. 2030 01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:02,172 Save it. 2031 01:30:02,275 --> 01:30:04,482 We have to go to the Tillersons' house. 2032 01:30:04,586 --> 01:30:07,551 -Wait, through the cornfield? -What other choice do we have? 2033 01:30:10,103 --> 01:30:12,379 -Cole! -Ah, hell. 2034 01:30:16,172 --> 01:30:17,655 -Go, go, go! 2035 01:30:17,758 --> 01:30:21,517 ♪ 2036 01:30:23,862 --> 01:30:26,896 [Monitor beeping] 2037 01:30:34,827 --> 01:30:36,137 -He's having trouble breathing. Let me just -- 2038 01:30:36,241 --> 01:30:37,172 -I said leave it on. 2039 01:30:37,275 --> 01:30:40,275 [Beeping continues steadily] 2040 01:30:41,551 --> 01:30:43,275 -Who are you people? 2041 01:30:43,379 --> 01:30:45,655 -Did I say you could talk? 2042 01:30:45,758 --> 01:30:47,551 -[over walkie-talkie] K4, you there? 2043 01:30:47,655 --> 01:30:49,517 We got more incoming. 2044 01:30:50,586 --> 01:30:53,310 -Roger that. Send 'em down. Doc's here. 2045 01:30:53,413 --> 01:30:54,310 -[Over walkie-talkie] Copy! 2046 01:30:54,413 --> 01:30:59,206 ♪ 2047 01:30:59,310 --> 01:31:00,965 [Shrapnel clinks] 2048 01:31:01,068 --> 01:31:03,068 -I need more saline. 2049 01:31:03,172 --> 01:31:05,586 -What? -He's in shock. 2050 01:31:05,689 --> 01:31:07,206 He's gonna die if he doesn't get more fluids. 2051 01:31:07,310 --> 01:31:08,310 I need more saline. 2052 01:31:08,413 --> 01:31:10,275 -Well, why don't you get some? 2053 01:31:11,896 --> 01:31:13,827 'Cause I'm in the middle of an operation. 2054 01:31:14,896 --> 01:31:17,344 -Fine. Where is it? 2055 01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:19,758 -In the cabinet behind you. 2056 01:31:19,896 --> 01:31:24,275 ♪♪ 2057 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:30,344 ♪ 2058 01:31:30,448 --> 01:31:31,965 [Fabric rips] 2059 01:31:32,068 --> 01:31:35,689 -Where?! -Um, it's in the bottom drawer. 2060 01:31:35,793 --> 01:31:37,241 -Come on, come on, come on... 2061 01:31:37,344 --> 01:31:43,931 ♪ 2062 01:31:44,034 --> 01:31:46,206 -Here. 2063 01:31:47,931 --> 01:31:54,413 ♪ 2064 01:31:57,344 --> 01:31:58,689 -Sorry about tonight, Quinn. 2065 01:31:58,793 --> 01:32:01,724 -Oh. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 2066 01:32:02,793 --> 01:32:04,758 You know, except for the clowns trying to kill us and all. 2067 01:32:04,862 --> 01:32:06,379 That kind of sucks. 2068 01:32:06,482 --> 01:32:08,103 -Ow! This corn hurts. 2069 01:32:08,206 --> 01:32:11,275 -Shut up, Ronnie. -I can't shut up. 2070 01:32:11,379 --> 01:32:12,620 Fuck, it's like we're in some 2071 01:32:12,724 --> 01:32:15,931 awful '80's slasher horror movie in the corn. 2072 01:32:16,034 --> 01:32:19,379 -Which means what exactly? 2073 01:32:19,482 --> 01:32:22,206 -It means I'm next. -Okay. Stop it. 2074 01:32:22,310 --> 01:32:25,448 -Guys, there's a road. 2075 01:32:25,551 --> 01:32:26,965 There's a car coming. 2076 01:32:27,068 --> 01:32:28,827 Come on! -Let's go. 2077 01:32:29,448 --> 01:32:30,448 Hey! -Hey, wait! 2078 01:32:30,551 --> 01:32:35,827 -Hey! 2079 01:32:35,931 --> 01:32:37,551 [Siren chirps] 2080 01:32:38,655 --> 01:32:41,310 -Oh, shit. 2081 01:32:41,413 --> 01:32:43,344 Please tell me that isn't the fucking sheriff. 2082 01:32:45,551 --> 01:32:46,896 -Put the gun down. 2083 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,206 -Sir? Sir, I -- 2084 01:32:48,310 --> 01:32:50,379 I know this looks bad, but this isn't mine. 2085 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:52,793 -Put the gun down now and back away. 2086 01:32:52,896 --> 01:32:55,379 -Okay. Okay. -Sheriff, you don't understand. 2087 01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:58,586 -Yeah, yeah, yeah -- We were attacked by clowns. 2088 01:32:58,689 --> 01:33:00,689 -Alright. -[car door slams] 2089 01:33:00,793 --> 01:33:03,482 Had about enough of you, thanks. 2090 01:33:03,586 --> 01:33:05,310 -Look, it -- it -- it -- this wasn't me, okay? 2091 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:06,896 -What?! -No, no, no. 2092 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,000 -No! No. -Quinn! 2093 01:33:08,103 --> 01:33:09,862 -Wait, wait, wait! -No! No, no, no! 2094 01:33:09,965 --> 01:33:11,103 -Sheriff, you don't understand. 2095 01:33:11,206 --> 01:33:12,413 There's a massacre going on. 2096 01:33:12,517 --> 01:33:13,827 There's a bunch of dead people back there. 2097 01:33:13,931 --> 01:33:16,896 -Anything you say can and will be used against you 2098 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:19,862 in a court of law. -What is happening? 2099 01:33:19,965 --> 01:33:21,586 Why is everyone so fucking mean? 2100 01:33:21,689 --> 01:33:24,068 -Hey! Watch your language, girlie. 2101 01:33:24,172 --> 01:33:25,620 -This is not a joke. 2102 01:33:25,724 --> 01:33:28,413 There is a bunch of psychos dressed up like Frendo 2103 01:33:28,517 --> 01:33:30,448 who are trying to kill us! 2104 01:33:32,068 --> 01:33:33,793 -Oh, my God. 2105 01:33:33,896 --> 01:33:35,620 Oh, that's my bad. Alright. Okay. 2106 01:33:35,724 --> 01:33:38,000 -Yeah. -Y'all are making one of your little goofy internet videos. 2107 01:33:38,103 --> 01:33:39,586 Is that what's happening? -Oh, my God. 2108 01:33:39,689 --> 01:33:41,172 -Your little dirtbag friends out there 2109 01:33:41,275 --> 01:33:43,482 filming me from the cornfield? Is that right? 2110 01:33:43,586 --> 01:33:46,482 -There's no camera, you idiot. We're in a bunch of danger right now. 2111 01:33:46,586 --> 01:33:48,896 -Shut up. You're the one who's in a bunch of danger, homeboy. 2112 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,344 -Wait, wait. -It's real, Sheriff. 2113 01:33:50,448 --> 01:33:53,448 I swear to God. They have chainsaws and -- and axes. 2114 01:33:53,551 --> 01:33:57,448 -Yeah, and -- and pitchforks and my boyfriend's head. [sobs] 2115 01:33:57,551 --> 01:33:59,827 -Y'all had a shotgun. So, what's the problem? 2116 01:33:59,931 --> 01:34:02,241 -This is insane. This is -- What?! This is insane. 2117 01:34:02,344 --> 01:34:05,068 -Why won't you listen to us? -Wait, wait, wait! Arrest me, too! 2118 01:34:05,172 --> 01:34:06,758 Please just get me out of here. -Come on. 2119 01:34:06,862 --> 01:34:08,413 -Next time, toots. 2120 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:09,931 Y'all have a pleasant rest of your night. 2121 01:34:10,034 --> 01:34:12,000 -No, no, no, no, no, no, -No, no, no, no. 2122 01:34:12,103 --> 01:34:15,655 -We need help! We need help! 2123 01:34:15,758 --> 01:34:17,000 -Wow. 2124 01:34:17,103 --> 01:34:20,068 We have the worst sheriff in America. 2125 01:34:20,172 --> 01:34:21,689 -What the hell? 2126 01:34:21,793 --> 01:34:23,896 Why did he only arrest Cole? 2127 01:34:25,206 --> 01:34:26,689 -Okay, let's get to the Tillersons' house. 2128 01:34:26,793 --> 01:34:28,137 We can call for help there. 2129 01:34:28,241 --> 01:34:29,896 -How far is it? -Not far. Come on. 2130 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:33,827 -What? Wait, wait, wait, no. I'm not going back in there! 2131 01:34:33,931 --> 01:34:35,000 I'm drawing the line, okay? 2132 01:34:35,103 --> 01:34:36,275 I'm drawing the line right here! 2133 01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:40,896 ♪ 2134 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,137 [Sobs] Oh, shit. 2135 01:34:43,241 --> 01:34:44,655 Wait! 2136 01:34:44,758 --> 01:34:46,137 Wait! 2137 01:34:46,241 --> 01:34:50,482 ♪ 2138 01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:58,655 ♪ 2139 01:34:58,758 --> 01:35:04,758 ♪ 2140 01:35:04,862 --> 01:35:13,758 ♪ 2141 01:35:13,862 --> 01:35:23,241 ♪ 2142 01:35:23,344 --> 01:35:24,310 [Chainsaw revs] 2143 01:35:24,413 --> 01:35:25,896 -[Gasps] What?! 2144 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:27,344 [Chainsaw buzzes] 2145 01:35:27,448 --> 01:35:29,896 -Run! Run! [Screaming] 2146 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,379 [Chainsaw buzzing] 2147 01:35:31,482 --> 01:35:38,241 ♪ 2148 01:35:38,344 --> 01:35:45,103 ♪ 2149 01:35:45,206 --> 01:35:50,000 ♪ 2150 01:35:52,103 --> 01:35:53,137 [Loud footfall] 2151 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,310 -Wrong way! -Change of plans. 2152 01:35:55,413 --> 01:35:56,379 [Screaming] 2153 01:35:56,517 --> 01:36:01,931 ♪♪ 2154 01:36:02,034 --> 01:36:07,344 ♪ 2155 01:36:07,448 --> 01:36:09,413 -Shh, shh. Shh. 2156 01:36:10,068 --> 01:36:14,068 Shh. -[Chainsaw idling] 2157 01:36:19,034 --> 01:36:22,034 [Cornstalks rustle] 2158 01:36:23,448 --> 01:36:25,551 [Chainsaw powers down] 2159 01:36:40,413 --> 01:36:42,689 -We're gonna die. 2160 01:36:43,551 --> 01:36:45,655 [Muffled sobs] 2161 01:36:45,758 --> 01:36:51,931 ♪ 2162 01:36:54,448 --> 01:36:55,413 [Muffled scream] 2163 01:36:55,517 --> 01:37:00,689 [Screaming] 2164 01:37:00,793 --> 01:37:10,103 ♪ 2165 01:37:10,206 --> 01:37:11,344 [Chainsaw revs] 2166 01:37:11,448 --> 01:37:19,137 ♪ 2167 01:37:19,241 --> 01:37:21,793 ♪ 2168 01:37:21,896 --> 01:37:23,586 [Gasps] 2169 01:37:23,689 --> 01:37:24,586 [Chainsaw revs] 2170 01:37:24,689 --> 01:37:25,620 [Screaming] 2171 01:37:25,724 --> 01:37:27,413 [Chainsaw buzzing] 2172 01:37:27,517 --> 01:37:29,517 -Oh, my God! 2173 01:37:29,620 --> 01:37:30,655 [Screaming] 2174 01:37:30,758 --> 01:37:33,034 -Oh, my God! 2175 01:37:33,137 --> 01:37:35,482 ♪ 2176 01:37:35,586 --> 01:37:38,310 [Chainsaw buzzing] 2177 01:37:38,413 --> 01:37:46,068 ♪ 2178 01:37:46,172 --> 01:37:49,241 [Doorbell chiming] 2179 01:37:49,344 --> 01:37:51,551 -Did you seriously just ring the doorbell? 2180 01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:54,344 -Do we just go in? 2181 01:37:54,448 --> 01:37:57,172 -I think we're past the point of pleasantries, Janet, yeah. 2182 01:37:57,275 --> 01:38:02,413 ♪ 2183 01:38:04,689 --> 01:38:06,103 -[Whispering] Do you see a phone? -Shh, shh. 2184 01:38:07,655 --> 01:38:09,137 [Gasp] 2185 01:38:11,793 --> 01:38:13,310 -Is he dead? 2186 01:38:13,413 --> 01:38:15,310 -Well, I don't think he's meditating. 2187 01:38:16,620 --> 01:38:23,172 ♪ 2188 01:38:23,275 --> 01:38:29,965 ♪ 2189 01:38:31,517 --> 01:38:33,482 [Gasps] 2190 01:38:34,896 --> 01:38:36,310 I think he's dead. 2191 01:38:36,413 --> 01:38:37,310 [Telephone rings] 2192 01:38:37,413 --> 01:38:39,379 It's a phone! Oh, my God! 2193 01:38:39,482 --> 01:38:41,689 -Upstairs. Upstairs. -Let's go. 2194 01:38:41,793 --> 01:38:44,827 [Ringing continues] 2195 01:38:46,172 --> 01:38:48,793 There it is! 2196 01:38:48,896 --> 01:38:50,137 -Hello? -[Line disconnects] 2197 01:38:50,241 --> 01:38:51,931 Hello? -[Phone line drones] 2198 01:38:52,034 --> 01:38:53,241 -What? 2199 01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:54,862 -[Line droning] -Look, I don't -- 2200 01:38:54,965 --> 01:38:56,310 I think the ph-- I think the line's dead. 2201 01:38:56,413 --> 01:38:58,586 -Okay, call 911! 2202 01:38:58,689 --> 01:38:59,931 -Well, where's the button, Janet? 2203 01:39:00,034 --> 01:39:01,344 Uh -- what is this? What is it? 2204 01:39:01,448 --> 01:39:03,241 -What the fuck kind of phone is this?! 2205 01:39:03,344 --> 01:39:04,827 [Phone receiver clatters] 2206 01:39:05,103 --> 01:39:07,206 [Whimpering] 2207 01:39:10,448 --> 01:39:11,758 -Quinn... 2208 01:39:12,896 --> 01:39:14,620 -Holy shit. 2209 01:39:20,724 --> 01:39:22,758 -What is this? 2210 01:39:25,241 --> 01:39:28,103 [Music box tinkling] 2211 01:39:28,206 --> 01:39:36,793 ♪ 2212 01:39:36,896 --> 01:39:38,344 [pop, cackling] 2213 01:39:42,793 --> 01:39:44,068 -This was a trap. 2214 01:39:44,172 --> 01:39:47,482 ♪ 2215 01:39:47,586 --> 01:39:48,655 We gotta get out of here. 2216 01:39:48,758 --> 01:39:53,206 ♪ 2217 01:39:53,310 --> 01:39:54,620 -Oh, shit! 2218 01:39:54,724 --> 01:39:56,413 He was meditating! 2219 01:39:56,517 --> 01:40:00,517 ♪ 2220 01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:03,448 [Glass shatters] 2221 01:40:03,551 --> 01:40:04,793 [Electricity crackling] 2222 01:40:04,896 --> 01:40:07,344 -Oh, shit! Janet! 2223 01:40:07,448 --> 01:40:08,862 [Crackling continues] 2224 01:40:11,448 --> 01:40:13,758 -Oh, God, is it bad? Is it bad? I can't look. 2225 01:40:13,862 --> 01:40:16,448 -Oh, my God, it's bad. It's so bad, girl. 2226 01:40:16,896 --> 01:40:18,827 Fuck! Stay still. Stay still. Stay still. 2227 01:40:18,931 --> 01:40:20,896 -[Janet screams] -I know, I know, I know. 2228 01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:23,827 -Don't let me die. Don't let me die. Just don't let me die... 2229 01:40:23,931 --> 01:40:25,724 ♪ 2230 01:40:25,827 --> 01:40:26,724 No, no, no, no, no! 2231 01:40:26,827 --> 01:40:28,482 -I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 2232 01:40:28,586 --> 01:40:29,758 [Janet screams] 2233 01:40:29,862 --> 01:40:30,758 [Frendo roars] 2234 01:40:30,862 --> 01:40:32,172 -Oh! [groaning] 2235 01:40:32,275 --> 01:40:35,241 ♪ 2236 01:40:35,344 --> 01:40:38,793 -I hate you, Quinn. 2237 01:40:38,896 --> 01:40:40,758 -Me, too. 2238 01:40:45,862 --> 01:40:47,655 -Oh, fuck. 2239 01:40:49,103 --> 01:40:51,344 [Quinn sobbing] 2240 01:40:51,448 --> 01:40:52,793 Geez... 2241 01:40:54,517 --> 01:40:56,793 ♪ 2242 01:40:56,896 --> 01:40:58,310 [Static hisses] 2243 01:40:58,413 --> 01:41:02,241 -Wow! There is nothing like a pitchfork as a murder weapon. 2244 01:41:02,344 --> 01:41:04,551 That's the second time you've had one of those 2245 01:41:04,655 --> 01:41:07,448 super-strong clowns spear a victim 2246 01:41:07,551 --> 01:41:10,793 and then raise the body in triumph. 2247 01:41:10,896 --> 01:41:13,241 -I'd do it a third time, too, if I could get away with it. 2248 01:41:13,344 --> 01:41:15,586 I'm telling you, that was the most fun thing to do. 2249 01:41:15,689 --> 01:41:17,551 -Darcy, I know you're a fan of Eli and 2250 01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:18,965 "Tucker and Dale" and this movie. 2251 01:41:19,068 --> 01:41:21,689 Do you have questions for Eli 2252 01:41:21,793 --> 01:41:25,655 before we release him from this agony? [laughs] 2253 01:41:25,758 --> 01:41:26,931 -I do. 2254 01:41:27,034 --> 01:41:28,344 I noticed that you kept the kills brutal, 2255 01:41:28,448 --> 01:41:31,862 but never excessive. -Never excessive? 2256 01:41:31,965 --> 01:41:33,896 -Did you have a philosophy? -Pitchfork her with... 2257 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:36,344 -You know, my 10-year-old disagreed. 2258 01:41:36,448 --> 01:41:37,965 -Really? He thought it was too much? 2259 01:41:38,068 --> 01:41:39,379 -My 10-year-old was a little shocked 2260 01:41:39,482 --> 01:41:41,448 by the chainsaw through the gut. -Oh, no way. 2261 01:41:41,551 --> 01:41:43,206 -I know! -Aw, that was so good, though. 2262 01:41:43,310 --> 01:41:44,344 -He's so sweet and innocent. 2263 01:41:44,448 --> 01:41:45,862 -Did you have a philosophy about 2264 01:41:45,965 --> 01:41:47,379 how far you were going to push the gore? 2265 01:41:47,482 --> 01:41:49,172 -Yes. 2266 01:41:49,275 --> 01:41:50,482 It was as much as my 10-year-old could handle. 2267 01:41:50,586 --> 01:41:52,275 -Oh, wow. -He's twisted. 2268 01:41:52,379 --> 01:41:53,586 -He's pretty twisted. -You pushed him then. 2269 01:41:53,689 --> 01:41:54,965 -Yeah. Um, you know what? 2270 01:41:55,068 --> 01:41:59,137 I like it to be gory, but keep the story moving. 2271 01:41:59,241 --> 01:42:02,379 And I just didn't want to pause too long 2272 01:42:02,482 --> 01:42:03,758 'cause these kids are running. 2273 01:42:03,862 --> 01:42:05,206 They're on the run. -I get that, yeah. 2274 01:42:05,310 --> 01:42:09,827 -And so once you get a chainsaw through the torso, it's -- 2275 01:42:09,931 --> 01:42:11,793 and you start chopping up their feet, you know, 2276 01:42:11,896 --> 01:42:13,827 and getting the blood flying that way, 2277 01:42:13,931 --> 01:42:15,793 it's time to move on to the next kill. 2278 01:42:15,896 --> 01:42:18,379 -I mean, that's debatable, but I respect your choice. 2279 01:42:19,103 --> 01:42:20,896 Also, kind of a nerdy question. 2280 01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:23,344 Do you have a movie that traumatized you as a kid, 2281 01:42:23,448 --> 01:42:25,482 like your all-time favorite slashery type? 2282 01:42:25,586 --> 01:42:27,655 -I do. Well, I saw -- 2283 01:42:27,758 --> 01:42:29,655 I saw "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," 2284 01:42:29,758 --> 01:42:31,758 as you could tell, with all my chainsaw stuff, 2285 01:42:31,862 --> 01:42:34,068 I saw it way too young. [Darcy laughs] 2286 01:42:34,172 --> 01:42:37,448 I must have been seven years old and I saw... -Wow. 2287 01:42:37,551 --> 01:42:42,275 -...my brother and my dad, which is kind of messed up, 2288 01:42:42,379 --> 01:42:44,241 watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." 2289 01:42:44,344 --> 01:42:46,103 -And how old were you? 2290 01:42:46,206 --> 01:42:48,379 -Six or seven. -Oh, my God! Okay. 2291 01:42:48,482 --> 01:42:50,586 -Yeah, it stayed with me for a long time. 2292 01:42:50,689 --> 01:42:51,965 You know, the sequel to that stayed with me 2293 01:42:52,068 --> 01:42:53,448 for a long time, too. Oof. 2294 01:42:55,620 --> 01:42:57,275 -Alright Eli, stay here with us. 2295 01:42:57,379 --> 01:42:58,448 But I want to -- I want to also bring out the writer 2296 01:42:58,551 --> 01:43:01,896 of your source material, Adam Cesare, 2297 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,275 the best-selling young-adult author. 2298 01:43:04,379 --> 01:43:06,137 [Cheering] Come on out, Adam. 2299 01:43:06,241 --> 01:43:07,517 -Hey. Cheers, man. -Cheers. 2300 01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:08,931 -Welcome to "The Last Drive-In." 2301 01:43:09,034 --> 01:43:11,655 You know, now, usually we would never let 2302 01:43:11,758 --> 01:43:14,000 the writer of the novel and the writer of the screenplay 2303 01:43:14,103 --> 01:43:15,793 be together in the same room. 2304 01:43:15,896 --> 01:43:18,137 -Usually the writer -- the screenwriter 2305 01:43:18,241 --> 01:43:20,620 and the writer are not as good of friends as we've become. 2306 01:43:20,724 --> 01:43:24,034 -But you are friends, right? You did work together on this. 2307 01:43:24,137 --> 01:43:25,379 Right? -We did, we did. 2308 01:43:25,482 --> 01:43:27,965 We had some conversations before I went to camera 2309 01:43:28,068 --> 01:43:32,137 and he told me, "Please don't take this out of my book." 2310 01:43:32,241 --> 01:43:34,620 And I said, "Fuck you. I'll do what I want with it." 2311 01:43:34,724 --> 01:43:36,379 And I ended up doing -- 2312 01:43:36,482 --> 01:43:37,965 -And we became friends, anyway. -We became friends. 2313 01:43:38,068 --> 01:43:39,310 -Okay. 2314 01:43:39,413 --> 01:43:41,172 Well, as a person who's had a couple of things 2315 01:43:41,275 --> 01:43:42,689 adapted for the screen, you know, 2316 01:43:42,793 --> 01:43:45,000 they never call me, so, you know. 2317 01:43:45,103 --> 01:43:48,758 But first of all, Adam, tell me what you were going for 2318 01:43:48,862 --> 01:43:51,620 when you wrote the book version of "Clown in a Cornfield." 2319 01:43:51,724 --> 01:43:53,689 -I think -- I think one of the reasons 2320 01:43:53,793 --> 01:43:57,517 I get along with Eli so well is that I kind of have a healthy attitude 2321 01:43:57,620 --> 01:44:00,137 towards adaptation, and I'm a Eli Craig fan, 2322 01:44:00,241 --> 01:44:03,172 like, I have been for 15 years since "Tucker and Dale." 2323 01:44:03,275 --> 01:44:05,275 And I like that this movie... 2324 01:44:05,379 --> 01:44:07,517 What I was going for kind of isn't the movie. It's -- 2325 01:44:07,620 --> 01:44:09,000 my books are a little bit more serious. 2326 01:44:09,103 --> 01:44:11,413 My books are kind of like slashers 2327 01:44:11,517 --> 01:44:13,379 for like the shelter-in-place generation. 2328 01:44:13,482 --> 01:44:15,103 They're kind of like dealing with -- 2329 01:44:15,206 --> 01:44:17,896 which the film still does, but it does it with a smile, 2330 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:19,586 like they're dealing with, like how scary it is. 2331 01:44:19,689 --> 01:44:21,137 -You're saying Eli dumbed your book down? 2332 01:44:21,241 --> 01:44:22,862 -Definitely. -No, I'm saying, he -- 2333 01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:25,379 -That's my job. -I'm saying he made it like, an Eli Craig movie. 2334 01:44:25,482 --> 01:44:26,413 Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't -- -Okay. 2335 01:44:26,517 --> 01:44:27,896 -I'm such a fan of his, 2336 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,862 and I think he injected so much humor 2337 01:44:29,965 --> 01:44:31,655 while keeping the same kind of heart and stuff 2338 01:44:31,758 --> 01:44:32,931 that I was going for. 2339 01:44:33,034 --> 01:44:35,689 So I was like, the main difference is like, 2340 01:44:35,793 --> 01:44:36,862 I love slashers. 2341 01:44:36,965 --> 01:44:38,310 I'm a student of this stuff. 2342 01:44:38,413 --> 01:44:40,655 I'm a student of the show. 2343 01:44:40,758 --> 01:44:42,931 If you look at the book, it's kind of... 2344 01:44:43,034 --> 01:44:45,931 it's structured as like, it has a lot of different eras of slasher in it. 2345 01:44:46,034 --> 01:44:49,413 It has like the kind of proto slasher, it has the prank, 2346 01:44:49,517 --> 01:44:51,862 it has, like all this, all these kind of hallmarks. 2347 01:44:51,965 --> 01:44:53,931 But I wanted to do them. 2348 01:44:54,034 --> 01:44:55,620 I was a high school English teacher for five years. 2349 01:44:55,724 --> 01:44:57,172 I wanted to do them -- -Oh, wow. 2350 01:44:57,275 --> 01:44:59,793 -I wanted to do this -- -That's hard core. 2351 01:44:59,896 --> 01:45:00,965 -It is. -Way hard core. 2352 01:45:01,068 --> 01:45:02,551 -That's a scary, that's a scarier thing. 2353 01:45:02,655 --> 01:45:04,448 Yeah, so, like, I wanted something -- 2354 01:45:04,551 --> 01:45:06,413 -That's a whole lot of kids that don't want to be in your class. 2355 01:45:06,517 --> 01:45:07,517 Right? -Exactly. Yeah. 2356 01:45:07,620 --> 01:45:09,379 It was teaching English, and I wanted 2357 01:45:09,482 --> 01:45:12,413 a book that they could both relate to 2358 01:45:12,517 --> 01:45:14,620 and be scared of and felt like it spoke to them. 2359 01:45:14,724 --> 01:45:18,068 I think a lot of slasher media is like, 2360 01:45:18,172 --> 01:45:21,862 "Remember when the '80s" and I didn't want to do that. 2361 01:45:21,965 --> 01:45:23,896 I wanted to do something. 2362 01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:26,724 I wanted to have a book that there was no barrier for entry. 2363 01:45:26,827 --> 01:45:29,551 Like, I love "Black Christmas," Bob Clark's "Black Christmas," 2364 01:45:29,655 --> 01:45:32,862 but most 13-year-olds -- -Do not. 2365 01:45:32,965 --> 01:45:34,896 -They haven't -- have not had the chance yet. 2366 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,655 So, I didn't want there to be a barrier entry. 2367 01:45:36,758 --> 01:45:38,586 And I wanted this to be like a "My First Slasher," 2368 01:45:38,689 --> 01:45:40,172 but in a way that was welcoming 2369 01:45:40,275 --> 01:45:42,206 and extending a hand towards future horror fans. 2370 01:45:42,310 --> 01:45:43,379 -Well, this is interesting, 2371 01:45:43,482 --> 01:45:45,172 because you were a high school teacher 2372 01:45:45,275 --> 01:45:48,137 and you've got a lot of clash-of-the-generations stuff going on here. 2373 01:45:48,241 --> 01:45:49,758 You have that -- 2374 01:45:49,862 --> 01:45:51,310 Well, you have the hysterical scene 2375 01:45:51,413 --> 01:45:53,931 that we just watched where they stare at that rotary-dial phone 2376 01:45:54,034 --> 01:45:56,448 like it's an ancient Sanskrit parchment or something. 2377 01:45:56,551 --> 01:45:58,000 -Yes. That was, uh... 2378 01:45:58,103 --> 01:45:59,655 -I loved that. -That was something we came up with 2379 01:45:59,758 --> 01:46:02,620 as something that was very, 2380 01:46:02,724 --> 01:46:05,000 surgically put there to remind the audience 2381 01:46:05,103 --> 01:46:06,655 that there's this generation gap. 2382 01:46:07,137 --> 01:46:12,275 And it also, I found it quite fun that the entire, 2383 01:46:12,379 --> 01:46:14,310 where they're getting to in the second act 2384 01:46:14,413 --> 01:46:16,517 to just make this phone call ends up being unwound 2385 01:46:16,620 --> 01:46:17,965 'cause they just don't know how to use a rotary phone. 2386 01:46:18,068 --> 01:46:19,724 -Right. -So good. 2387 01:46:19,827 --> 01:46:21,413 -So -- but here's my question, though. 2388 01:46:21,517 --> 01:46:22,965 What generations are we talking about? 2389 01:46:23,068 --> 01:46:25,586 'Cause Quinn is obviously Gen Z, 2390 01:46:25,689 --> 01:46:29,034 'cause she's supposedly 17 in the narrative, right? 2391 01:46:29,137 --> 01:46:30,827 -She looks 17, so -- -She's Gen Z, right? 2392 01:46:30,931 --> 01:46:35,689 And then, um, her father is listening to '80's rap. 2393 01:46:35,793 --> 01:46:38,862 So you've made him Gen X. -He's Gen X, man. 2394 01:46:38,965 --> 01:46:40,655 You know, he's me. 2395 01:46:40,758 --> 01:46:43,172 And so they're kind of against everybody older. 2396 01:46:43,275 --> 01:46:45,862 -Okay. -Though it's really the baby boomers. 2397 01:46:45,965 --> 01:46:48,655 But they were too old to like make this film shoot happen. 2398 01:46:48,965 --> 01:46:50,724 -The baby boomers. -I think what's interesting 2399 01:46:50,827 --> 01:46:52,413 is in the book, it's a little bit -- 2400 01:46:52,517 --> 01:46:54,827 it's, you know, there's five years removed. 2401 01:46:54,931 --> 01:46:57,379 And I think Glenn is almost played a little younger in the book. 2402 01:46:57,482 --> 01:47:00,586 I think Glenn Maybrook, the doctor character is, in the book, 2403 01:47:00,689 --> 01:47:02,586 is kind of the self-insert character for me, 2404 01:47:02,689 --> 01:47:05,620 like a neurotic, nerdy dad. -Okay. 2405 01:47:05,724 --> 01:47:08,896 -And then he becomes the self-insert for Eli and things 2406 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,448 maybe slide up a little. The ages slide up a little bit. 2407 01:47:11,551 --> 01:47:13,965 -And the rotary-dial thing that would be pre-Baby Boomer. 2408 01:47:14,068 --> 01:47:15,862 So that would be the mayor and the sheriff 2409 01:47:15,965 --> 01:47:19,689 and all those people in the clown costumes. 2410 01:47:19,793 --> 01:47:22,758 So, here's my question. Are the clowns all boomers? 2411 01:47:22,862 --> 01:47:24,862 -[laughing] The clowns are all boomers. 2412 01:47:24,965 --> 01:47:27,137 There's a boomer mentality there. Let's put it that way. 2413 01:47:27,241 --> 01:47:29,724 -Alright. What generation are you? 2414 01:47:29,827 --> 01:47:30,896 -I'm a millennial. I'm a millennial. 2415 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,310 -You're a millennial. -I'm pre -- 2416 01:47:32,413 --> 01:47:33,827 -He's the young Millennial. -I'm pre-Gen X. Yeah. 2417 01:47:33,931 --> 01:47:34,931 -Joe Bob: Okay. -Pre-Gen X. 2418 01:47:35,034 --> 01:47:36,482 -Alright. -I'm a millennial. 2419 01:47:36,586 --> 01:47:39,000 I was writing for, you know, Gen Z. 2420 01:47:39,103 --> 01:47:40,827 You know, I keep writing books, 2421 01:47:40,931 --> 01:47:41,896 so they're -- -Okay. 2422 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,689 -You know, it's becoming Gen Alpha. 2423 01:47:44,275 --> 01:47:46,551 And just trying not to sound, um, 2424 01:47:46,655 --> 01:47:48,758 foolish or out of date or becoming the, you know, 2425 01:47:48,862 --> 01:47:50,206 the Steve Buscemi meme. -What's Gen Alpha? 2426 01:47:50,310 --> 01:47:52,103 That's somebody that's ten years old today? 2427 01:47:52,206 --> 01:47:55,620 -Yeah. That's probably -- I guess so. Yeah, yeah. He knows. 2428 01:47:55,724 --> 01:47:57,655 -Alright. And so they can read. 2429 01:47:57,758 --> 01:48:00,482 -Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, we'll start 'em up. 2430 01:48:00,586 --> 01:48:03,551 -Alright. But we're back to don't trust anybody over 30 with this movie, right? 2431 01:48:03,655 --> 01:48:06,689 Which is kind of the hippie thing. That's what the -- 2432 01:48:06,793 --> 01:48:08,103 -It's "Footloose," you know? 2433 01:48:08,206 --> 01:48:09,758 It's "Footloose" with more blood. 2434 01:48:09,862 --> 01:48:12,413 -Alright, and I have to ask you this, too, Adam. 2435 01:48:12,517 --> 01:48:13,551 You live in Philly? 2436 01:48:13,655 --> 01:48:15,206 -Yes. -You live in Philly. 2437 01:48:15,310 --> 01:48:17,206 Do you have a fear of small towns? 2438 01:48:17,655 --> 01:48:21,000 -I don't. I like, I love Americana, 2439 01:48:21,103 --> 01:48:24,931 and I think that's part of the book is just loving a thing 2440 01:48:25,034 --> 01:48:26,793 and being able to critique it 2441 01:48:26,896 --> 01:48:29,413 and being, also, feeling a little alien. 2442 01:48:29,517 --> 01:48:32,137 I have a lot of family in the Midwest and stuff like that, 2443 01:48:32,241 --> 01:48:34,620 so I really don't -- I guess I am like the most, 2444 01:48:34,724 --> 01:48:36,896 I grew up on Long Island and New York, 2445 01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:39,103 went to school in Boston, moved to Philly. 2446 01:48:39,206 --> 01:48:42,551 So I can't really shake the Northeast. 2447 01:48:43,068 --> 01:48:44,931 -So, when you go into a small town, you're thinking, 2448 01:48:45,034 --> 01:48:46,965 you know, maybe they are crazy here. 2449 01:48:47,068 --> 01:48:48,758 And what about you, Eli? 2450 01:48:48,862 --> 01:48:50,586 What do you feel about small towns? 2451 01:48:50,689 --> 01:48:51,862 -Well, you know, I made "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil," 2452 01:48:51,965 --> 01:48:55,000 which represents small-town West Virginia. 2453 01:48:55,103 --> 01:48:58,413 And so those are also my boys there in "Tucker and Dale." 2454 01:48:58,517 --> 01:49:00,655 So I felt like I could do the reverse of that here. 2455 01:49:00,965 --> 01:49:03,034 -Okay. -And make the small-town 2456 01:49:03,137 --> 01:49:05,413 locals the killers in this case. 2457 01:49:05,517 --> 01:49:07,655 And I'll be accepted by both tribes. 2458 01:49:08,068 --> 01:49:10,655 -Alright. Stay with me for one more break, 2459 01:49:10,758 --> 01:49:12,206 both of you. 2460 01:49:12,310 --> 01:49:14,827 I think it's pretty obvious who the final girl is by now. 2461 01:49:14,931 --> 01:49:17,586 I think most of her friends are dead, right, 2462 01:49:17,689 --> 01:49:18,586 at this point in the movie. 2463 01:49:18,689 --> 01:49:20,275 So let's get back to the movie. 2464 01:49:20,379 --> 01:49:21,896 And, um, oh! 2465 01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:23,586 And I forgot to mention we -- 2466 01:49:23,689 --> 01:49:27,482 we also just had the second big twist, 2467 01:49:27,586 --> 01:49:30,344 which is the love affair between Cole, 2468 01:49:30,448 --> 01:49:32,758 who's conflicted about it, and Rust, 2469 01:49:32,862 --> 01:49:34,482 who is not conflicted about it. 2470 01:49:34,586 --> 01:49:37,137 And, um, oddly enough, 2471 01:49:37,241 --> 01:49:40,172 this is hardly mentioned at all in any of the reviews 2472 01:49:40,275 --> 01:49:41,517 that you guys got. 2473 01:49:41,620 --> 01:49:43,344 Do you find that strange? 2474 01:49:43,448 --> 01:49:45,413 -We promised we'd kill them if they told -- if they -- 2475 01:49:45,517 --> 01:49:48,275 -If they revealed that twist? -Ruined this for people. 2476 01:49:48,379 --> 01:49:50,827 'Cause I think it's so important that this is not a spoiler. 2477 01:49:51,172 --> 01:49:53,586 So they didn't -- they mostly stuck with it 2478 01:49:53,689 --> 01:49:54,965 and they didn't reveal that. 2479 01:49:55,068 --> 01:49:56,517 -Well, everybody watching now has just seen it, 2480 01:49:56,620 --> 01:49:58,310 so we're not revealing anything. -Yeah. 2481 01:49:58,413 --> 01:50:00,034 -Well, everything, I think it's, 2482 01:50:00,137 --> 01:50:02,965 it's interesting because when the movie came out in theaters, 2483 01:50:03,068 --> 01:50:05,103 I think that was a big concern, a big reveal. 2484 01:50:05,206 --> 01:50:07,172 I've been writing these characters for, 2485 01:50:07,275 --> 01:50:09,172 you know, going on four books now. 2486 01:50:09,275 --> 01:50:11,689 So it's like I -- when I talk about Cole and Rust, 2487 01:50:11,793 --> 01:50:13,310 I talk about them as a couple. 2488 01:50:13,413 --> 01:50:15,344 So I had to kind of retrain myself not to do that. 2489 01:50:15,448 --> 01:50:17,758 But I think now that the movie hit VOD, 2490 01:50:17,862 --> 01:50:20,620 we're seeing all the TikToks and the fan-cams and the edits, 2491 01:50:20,724 --> 01:50:23,103 and there's no hiding it now because that's like, 2492 01:50:23,206 --> 01:50:26,241 everyone loves Cole and Rust and the kiss and yeah. 2493 01:50:26,344 --> 01:50:27,793 -Okay. -One of my favorite moments 2494 01:50:27,896 --> 01:50:29,758 to shoot, my favorite scenes is in the shed 2495 01:50:29,862 --> 01:50:31,758 when they're all getting attacked by the clowns, 2496 01:50:31,862 --> 01:50:33,172 which you guys have seen. 2497 01:50:33,275 --> 01:50:35,068 And then the girls realize 2498 01:50:35,172 --> 01:50:37,655 why Cole is not making out with any of the girls. 2499 01:50:37,758 --> 01:50:39,379 -Oh, no, that's a great scene. Yeah. 2500 01:50:39,482 --> 01:50:41,241 -And they all get to be lined up together, 2501 01:50:41,344 --> 01:50:43,689 realizing at the same time, hopefully, that the audience is realizing it. 2502 01:50:43,793 --> 01:50:47,448 -No, it's a great moment. Okay, back to the movie. Roll it. 2503 01:50:47,551 --> 01:50:51,551 Oh, and Eli and Adam, I looked this up for you. 2504 01:50:54,275 --> 01:50:57,413 A sharpened pitchfork... 2505 01:50:57,517 --> 01:50:59,517 [Laughter] 2506 01:50:59,620 --> 01:51:01,793 ...used at full-body momentum... 2507 01:51:01,896 --> 01:51:05,241 ...would require 300 to 600 pounds of force 2508 01:51:05,344 --> 01:51:07,862 during the stabbing motion. 2509 01:51:07,965 --> 01:51:10,758 Then to lift the body on the pitchfork, 2510 01:51:10,862 --> 01:51:12,241 you would need an overhead press ability 2511 01:51:12,344 --> 01:51:15,206 of 200 pounds-plus. 2512 01:51:15,310 --> 01:51:19,137 So this particular physical action is possible 2513 01:51:19,241 --> 01:51:22,655 if you have Olympics level clean-and-jerk ability, 2514 01:51:22,758 --> 01:51:25,965 but only if the pitchfork tines are reinforced 2515 01:51:26,068 --> 01:51:28,344 so they do not bend during the process. 2516 01:51:28,448 --> 01:51:31,275 So you have some clowns in your movie 2517 01:51:31,379 --> 01:51:34,551 who have Olympic-level clean-and-jerk muscles 2518 01:51:34,655 --> 01:51:36,793 and who have gone to the trouble 2519 01:51:36,896 --> 01:51:38,931 to reinforce those pitchfork tines. 2520 01:51:39,034 --> 01:51:41,689 -Have you spent a summer shucking hay? 2521 01:51:41,793 --> 01:51:43,655 It's hard work, man. So these guys... 2522 01:51:43,758 --> 01:51:44,896 -You have? -...pretty burly. 2523 01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:46,827 -I have. Absolutely. -Okay. 2524 01:51:46,931 --> 01:51:49,586 Well, they are really hearty Midwestern people 2525 01:51:49,689 --> 01:51:51,172 who eat a big breakfast, so. 2526 01:51:51,413 --> 01:51:53,482 [Laughter] 2527 01:51:53,586 --> 01:51:54,517 [Static hisses] 2528 01:51:54,620 --> 01:51:57,448 ♪ 2529 01:51:59,413 --> 01:52:00,482 [Static hisses] 2530 01:52:02,620 --> 01:52:05,000 -Come on. Hurry it up. 2531 01:52:05,689 --> 01:52:07,275 This is taking too long! 2532 01:52:07,379 --> 01:52:09,517 ♪ 2533 01:52:09,620 --> 01:52:12,655 [Monitor beeping steadily] 2534 01:52:17,862 --> 01:52:20,827 [Beeping speeds up] 2535 01:52:20,931 --> 01:52:21,827 What happened? 2536 01:52:21,931 --> 01:52:23,655 -Uh, he's flatlining. Um... 2537 01:52:23,758 --> 01:52:25,517 Look, I-I need your help. 2538 01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:27,275 -Me? -Yeah, yeah, you! 2539 01:52:27,379 --> 01:52:28,310 Come on, take it, take it! 2540 01:52:28,413 --> 01:52:29,724 What are you looking at me for? 2541 01:52:29,827 --> 01:52:31,482 Take 'em, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em! 2542 01:52:31,586 --> 01:52:32,517 Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2543 01:52:32,620 --> 01:52:35,517 Ready? One -- two -- 2544 01:52:35,620 --> 01:52:36,724 Fuck the Hippocratic oath! 2545 01:52:36,827 --> 01:52:39,862 [Frendo groans] 2546 01:52:41,827 --> 01:52:43,000 -You shouldn't have done that. 2547 01:52:43,103 --> 01:52:44,379 -Sorry. 2548 01:52:44,482 --> 01:52:46,000 Um, you're gonna wanna leave that in there. 2549 01:52:46,103 --> 01:52:48,448 I'm gonna get some help. No, no -- what are you doing? 2550 01:52:48,551 --> 01:52:50,103 No, no. No, no. I just -- 2551 01:52:50,206 --> 01:52:51,620 Aah... 2552 01:52:51,724 --> 01:52:53,000 Okay, that's... 2553 01:52:53,103 --> 01:52:54,379 Now you're gonna bleed out. 2554 01:52:54,482 --> 01:52:56,655 Yeah. See? That's... 2555 01:52:56,758 --> 01:52:58,241 This is exactly what I was saying. 2556 01:52:58,344 --> 01:52:59,275 [Frendo shouts] 2557 01:52:59,379 --> 01:53:01,275 -Okay. 2558 01:53:01,379 --> 01:53:03,758 [Frendo groans] 2559 01:53:03,862 --> 01:53:05,655 [Knife clatters] 2560 01:53:05,758 --> 01:53:07,000 [Body thuds] 2561 01:53:08,724 --> 01:53:10,103 -Don't say I didn't warn you. 2562 01:53:10,206 --> 01:53:13,241 [Frenzied breathing] 2563 01:53:13,344 --> 01:53:14,586 -[on walkie-talkie] It's all going wrong! 2564 01:53:14,689 --> 01:53:16,000 Goddammit, we shouldn't have done it like this! 2565 01:53:16,103 --> 01:53:17,517 -This is not my fault! 2566 01:53:17,620 --> 01:53:19,275 Damn girl's tougher than we thought. 2567 01:53:19,379 --> 01:53:22,413 -Just get her and bring her back to the Baypen factory. 2568 01:53:22,517 --> 01:53:24,034 -Oh, my God! -We'll deal with her there. 2569 01:53:24,137 --> 01:53:25,344 -Roger that. 2570 01:53:25,448 --> 01:53:29,724 ♪ 2571 01:53:29,827 --> 01:53:30,965 [Door slams] 2572 01:53:31,068 --> 01:53:39,068 ♪ 2573 01:53:39,172 --> 01:53:43,413 [Quinn panting] 2574 01:53:43,517 --> 01:53:45,758 [Door banging] 2575 01:53:45,862 --> 01:53:47,172 [Quinn grunts] 2576 01:53:47,275 --> 01:53:53,724 ♪ 2577 01:53:53,827 --> 01:53:56,896 [Engine starts] 2578 01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:00,068 [Engine running] 2579 01:54:02,758 --> 01:54:04,344 -Damn it! 2580 01:54:07,931 --> 01:54:10,965 [Chainsaw revs in distance] 2581 01:54:12,448 --> 01:54:15,448 [Chainsaw buzzing] 2582 01:54:19,724 --> 01:54:20,793 [Engine rumbles] 2583 01:54:20,896 --> 01:54:22,172 [Quinn straining] 2584 01:54:22,275 --> 01:54:24,620 Goddamn it! No, don't do this to me right now. 2585 01:54:24,724 --> 01:54:26,482 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2586 01:54:27,172 --> 01:54:28,862 Oh, please don't do this to me right now. 2587 01:54:29,344 --> 01:54:31,620 [Engine rumbles, Quinn shouts] 2588 01:54:31,724 --> 01:54:33,172 Damn it! 2589 01:54:33,275 --> 01:54:35,724 When your dad wants to teach you to drive stick, 2590 01:54:35,827 --> 01:54:37,413 you fucking say yes! 2591 01:54:37,517 --> 01:54:39,758 [Sobs, screams] 2592 01:54:40,586 --> 01:54:42,689 [Chainsaw buzzing] 2593 01:54:42,793 --> 01:54:44,620 [Frendo cackling wildly] 2594 01:54:44,724 --> 01:54:49,413 [Screaming] 2595 01:54:49,517 --> 01:54:53,689 ♪ 2596 01:54:53,793 --> 01:54:56,827 [Window shatters, Quinn screams] 2597 01:54:58,172 --> 01:55:00,068 ♪ 2598 01:55:03,275 --> 01:55:06,275 [Dragging] 2599 01:55:16,517 --> 01:55:18,413 [Quinn grunts] 2600 01:55:23,344 --> 01:55:25,620 [Switch clicks] 2601 01:55:26,827 --> 01:55:28,448 [Lights pop on] 2602 01:55:33,068 --> 01:55:35,103 Who the hell are you people? 2603 01:55:35,206 --> 01:55:41,896 ♪ 2604 01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:43,827 -Aw! 2605 01:55:46,965 --> 01:55:49,517 -Welcome to the main event, sweetie pie. 2606 01:55:54,137 --> 01:55:55,655 -My fucking face hurts. 2607 01:55:57,137 --> 01:56:00,586 -Don't complain. I gotta work in the morning. 2608 01:56:00,689 --> 01:56:03,724 -Work? This is work. 2609 01:56:03,827 --> 01:56:05,310 This is the best damn job I've ever had. 2610 01:56:05,413 --> 01:56:07,000 [All laughing] 2611 01:56:07,103 --> 01:56:08,931 -Better than my day job. 2612 01:56:09,034 --> 01:56:11,379 -Yeah, you're a lot fucking better at it, too. 2613 01:56:11,482 --> 01:56:13,034 -Language, sweetheart. 2614 01:56:13,137 --> 01:56:15,620 -[Electricity crackling] -Aahhh! 2615 01:56:15,724 --> 01:56:17,586 [All laughing] 2616 01:56:17,689 --> 01:56:20,689 -[Coughing] 2617 01:56:20,793 --> 01:56:22,758 -Why are you doing this?! 2618 01:56:22,862 --> 01:56:28,793 -Because...it's a Founder's Day tradition! 2619 01:56:28,896 --> 01:56:31,034 [Chuckles] 2620 01:56:31,137 --> 01:56:36,793 ♪ 2621 01:56:36,896 --> 01:56:40,862 I mean, only when necessary, of course. 2622 01:56:40,965 --> 01:56:43,034 [Chuckles] 2623 01:56:43,137 --> 01:56:46,137 ♪ 2624 01:56:46,241 --> 01:56:48,689 -You're Cole's dad. 2625 01:56:48,793 --> 01:56:50,068 -No. 2626 01:56:50,172 --> 01:56:52,793 No, Cole's no son of mine. 2627 01:56:52,896 --> 01:56:54,689 I disowned him. 2628 01:56:55,689 --> 01:56:57,965 -Oh, come on. Please, just let me go. 2629 01:56:58,068 --> 01:56:59,551 -No, no, no, no. 2630 01:56:59,655 --> 01:57:01,620 It's way too late for that, toots. 2631 01:57:01,724 --> 01:57:03,206 -[Crying] But I didn't do anything. 2632 01:57:03,310 --> 01:57:05,586 -Shh. 2633 01:57:05,689 --> 01:57:07,689 Shh! 2634 01:57:07,793 --> 01:57:09,586 Mnh-mnh. 2635 01:57:09,689 --> 01:57:13,275 You know, Kettle Springs is a good town, 2636 01:57:13,379 --> 01:57:15,620 filled with good people, right? 2637 01:57:15,724 --> 01:57:16,965 -Uh-huh. 2638 01:57:17,068 --> 01:57:20,034 -Yep. That's right it is. -Best of America... 2639 01:57:20,137 --> 01:57:22,586 ...what's left of it 2640 01:57:22,689 --> 01:57:25,965 And keeping it that way all these years... 2641 01:57:26,068 --> 01:57:28,793 hasn't been easy. 2642 01:57:28,896 --> 01:57:31,448 [Whispering] Takes vigilance! 2643 01:57:31,551 --> 01:57:35,172 Because every couple of generations, 2644 01:57:35,275 --> 01:57:38,931 well, we get ourselves a bad crop. 2645 01:57:39,034 --> 01:57:41,413 -I'm not even from here. -[Electricity crackles] 2646 01:57:41,517 --> 01:57:42,482 -Go ahead. Go. 2647 01:57:42,586 --> 01:57:45,931 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Aah-aah! 2648 01:57:46,034 --> 01:57:48,379 [Coughing] 2649 01:57:48,482 --> 01:57:50,689 [Crying] 2650 01:57:50,793 --> 01:57:52,413 -Now listen. 2651 01:57:52,517 --> 01:57:56,034 In the '30s, Baypen became the national brand. 2652 01:57:56,137 --> 01:57:58,068 Yeah. It kept this town afloat. Right? 2653 01:57:58,172 --> 01:57:59,655 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. You can say that. 2654 01:57:59,758 --> 01:58:03,724 Then, this big, old train full of hobos 2655 01:58:03,827 --> 01:58:06,448 just rolled on into town. 2656 01:58:06,551 --> 01:58:08,275 They just didn't want to leave. 2657 01:58:08,379 --> 01:58:11,241 Now, and then we had some hippies in the '60s. 2658 01:58:11,344 --> 01:58:13,448 They came in and started a commune. 2659 01:58:13,551 --> 01:58:15,000 Sold dope to kids. 2660 01:58:15,103 --> 01:58:17,379 And then oh, in the '90s, 2661 01:58:17,482 --> 01:58:22,310 we all know what kind of burnouts those guys were, man. 2662 01:58:22,413 --> 01:58:25,344 [Laughs mockingly] 2663 01:58:25,448 --> 01:58:32,862 But your generation... with your fucking preening, 2664 01:58:32,965 --> 01:58:34,827 your goddamn cat videos. 2665 01:58:34,931 --> 01:58:39,275 Well, you guys might be the worst of them all. 2666 01:58:39,379 --> 01:58:41,379 Cancer. 2667 01:58:41,482 --> 01:58:43,482 A scourge! 2668 01:58:43,586 --> 01:58:46,241 A blighted crop is what you are 2669 01:58:46,344 --> 01:58:49,724 that needs to be culled! 2670 01:58:49,827 --> 01:58:51,068 -Oh, Cole! 2671 01:58:51,172 --> 01:58:52,068 -[Muffled yelling] 2672 01:58:52,172 --> 01:58:53,172 -Cole! 2673 01:58:53,275 --> 01:58:55,137 -Surprise! -What are you doing?! 2674 01:58:55,241 --> 01:58:58,448 He's your son! -I told you, he isn't my son. 2675 01:58:58,551 --> 01:59:00,344 Not since he killed his own sister. 2676 01:59:00,448 --> 01:59:02,689 -He didn't kill her. -It was on his watch! 2677 01:59:02,793 --> 01:59:04,241 -She drowned! 2678 01:59:04,344 --> 01:59:08,379 -He took everything from me, everything that I cared about. 2679 01:59:08,482 --> 01:59:10,655 And then you burned down the goddamn factory. 2680 01:59:10,758 --> 01:59:12,896 That was the last straw, Cole. 2681 01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:18,206 I just came to the realization that my boy is just a bad seed 2682 01:59:18,310 --> 01:59:20,448 and Daddy has to start all over. 2683 01:59:20,551 --> 01:59:22,275 [Chuckles] 2684 01:59:22,379 --> 01:59:24,517 -[Crying] Oh, my God. You're insane! 2685 01:59:24,620 --> 01:59:26,344 You're an insane person! 2686 01:59:26,448 --> 01:59:29,655 -I'm just doing what my daddy did before me 2687 01:59:29,758 --> 01:59:31,655 and his daddy did before him. 2688 01:59:31,758 --> 01:59:34,827 -Tradition. -Yeah. 2689 01:59:34,931 --> 01:59:37,068 -You really think you're gonna be able to get away with this? 2690 01:59:37,172 --> 01:59:39,620 -[Laughs] 2691 01:59:39,724 --> 01:59:43,551 -Would you like to see Cole's suicide note? Hmm? 2692 01:59:43,655 --> 01:59:46,724 It's going live on his socials tomorrow morning. 2693 01:59:46,827 --> 01:59:48,482 Yep! 2694 01:59:48,586 --> 01:59:51,793 Another spoiled rich kid that shoots up a party, 2695 01:59:51,896 --> 01:59:54,620 and then he kills the girl that spurned him 2696 01:59:54,724 --> 01:59:58,551 right before he kills himself. 2697 01:59:58,655 --> 02:00:02,620 Affluenza's a bitch. [Laughs] 2698 02:00:02,724 --> 02:00:06,827 Yeah. I would say so. So let's go. 2699 02:00:06,931 --> 02:00:08,275 Let's get this show on the road. 2700 02:00:08,379 --> 02:00:11,206 -You're fucking sick! You know that? 2701 02:00:11,310 --> 02:00:13,620 You just pretend to care. 2702 02:00:13,724 --> 02:00:15,551 You're so worried about what's wrong with the kids 2703 02:00:15,655 --> 02:00:17,517 when you guys are the ones that fucked everything up! 2704 02:00:17,620 --> 02:00:19,241 You don't care about the Earth. 2705 02:00:19,344 --> 02:00:20,551 -You don't care about the next generation. 2706 02:00:20,655 --> 02:00:22,931 Well, guess what? 2707 02:00:23,034 --> 02:00:25,724 The world's gonna change whether you like it or not. 2708 02:00:25,827 --> 02:00:27,517 [Panting] 2709 02:00:27,620 --> 02:00:31,413 And I know that scares the shit out of you. 2710 02:00:31,517 --> 02:00:33,310 Because if you can't have things the way that you want them, 2711 02:00:33,413 --> 02:00:36,241 you'd rather burn it all to the fucking ground! 2712 02:00:39,586 --> 02:00:45,413 You'd rather kill us than just listen. 2713 02:00:45,517 --> 02:00:47,172 -Let's hear it for Cole. 2714 02:00:47,275 --> 02:00:50,551 That was beautiful. That was beautiful! 2715 02:00:50,655 --> 02:00:51,793 You know what? 2716 02:00:51,896 --> 02:00:53,793 I'm gonna put that into the suicide note. 2717 02:00:53,896 --> 02:00:56,344 I mean, I'm not going to put in all the gory details and stuff, 2718 02:00:56,448 --> 02:00:58,724 but, um, you know, I'll put a lot of it. 2719 02:00:58,827 --> 02:01:01,655 -Jesus fucking Christ, this is endless. 2720 02:01:01,758 --> 02:01:03,275 Can we get on with it, please? 2721 02:01:03,379 --> 02:01:05,379 -Well. Yes, sir. 2722 02:01:05,482 --> 02:01:07,275 -Thank you. 2723 02:01:07,379 --> 02:01:08,793 Listen, sweetheart, I'm really sorry. 2724 02:01:08,896 --> 02:01:12,241 I mean, I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen. 2725 02:01:12,344 --> 02:01:13,793 -[Grunting] Fuck! 2726 02:01:13,896 --> 02:01:16,103 -Just like the rest of your goddamn generation. 2727 02:01:16,206 --> 02:01:17,758 -No! No! 2728 02:01:17,862 --> 02:01:21,827 ♪ 2729 02:01:21,931 --> 02:01:23,896 [All yelling] 2730 02:01:29,482 --> 02:01:31,551 [Clanging] 2731 02:01:35,137 --> 02:01:36,448 -[Coughing] 2732 02:01:36,551 --> 02:01:37,724 What the hell? 2733 02:01:37,827 --> 02:01:43,862 ♪ 2734 02:01:43,965 --> 02:01:47,068 -[Gurgling] 2735 02:01:47,172 --> 02:01:51,413 -Sheriff...I'm okay, right? 2736 02:01:51,517 --> 02:01:54,310 [Moaning] 2737 02:01:55,758 --> 02:02:00,000 ♪ 2738 02:02:00,103 --> 02:02:01,172 -Rahh! 2739 02:02:02,310 --> 02:02:04,965 -[Chainsaw revs] -Dad! 2740 02:02:05,068 --> 02:02:06,896 -Cole! Get Cole! 2741 02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:15,275 ♪ 2742 02:02:15,379 --> 02:02:16,931 [Rifle fires] 2743 02:02:17,034 --> 02:02:19,206 -Aah! Aah! 2744 02:02:21,517 --> 02:02:23,275 Run, Quinn. Run! 2745 02:02:23,379 --> 02:02:26,137 ♪ 2746 02:02:26,241 --> 02:02:28,172 -Shit! 2747 02:02:28,275 --> 02:02:29,275 [Rifle fires] 2748 02:02:31,413 --> 02:02:34,137 -Dunne, you go get her. 2749 02:02:34,241 --> 02:02:35,344 I got Cole. 2750 02:02:35,448 --> 02:02:37,448 ♪ 2751 02:02:39,827 --> 02:02:42,689 -Okay. And I got to ask you. 2752 02:02:42,793 --> 02:02:44,344 I got to ask you, Adam. 2753 02:02:44,448 --> 02:02:46,068 Or maybe I should ask you, Eli. 2754 02:02:46,172 --> 02:02:48,068 Or maybe... 2755 02:02:48,172 --> 02:02:49,448 Maybe you guys have different answers for this question, 2756 02:02:49,551 --> 02:02:51,551 so you may disagree. 2757 02:02:51,655 --> 02:02:55,862 But you have this scene where Cole is dangling from a rope, 2758 02:02:55,965 --> 02:02:59,103 and he's reading the riot act to his father, and he says, 2759 02:02:59,206 --> 02:03:01,862 "The world's going to change whether you like it or not. 2760 02:03:01,965 --> 02:03:04,344 And that scares you. That scares the shit out of you. 2761 02:03:04,448 --> 02:03:07,172 And you would rather kill us than just listen to us." 2762 02:03:07,275 --> 02:03:08,931 So Cole, kind of, you know, 2763 02:03:09,034 --> 02:03:10,827 states the actual theme of the movie. 2764 02:03:10,931 --> 02:03:12,517 That's the theme of the movie, right? 2765 02:03:12,620 --> 02:03:14,379 And that's the controlling idea of the movie. 2766 02:03:14,482 --> 02:03:18,241 And so my question is, what are the previous generations 2767 02:03:18,344 --> 02:03:20,862 not listening to from Gen Z? 2768 02:03:20,965 --> 02:03:23,689 I'm trying to figure out why the elders of the town 2769 02:03:23,793 --> 02:03:25,655 hate these kids so much, 2770 02:03:25,758 --> 02:03:27,896 and the mayor tells us they have to do this 2771 02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,689 periodically in this town. 2772 02:03:29,793 --> 02:03:31,517 They did it to the hobos. 2773 02:03:31,620 --> 02:03:33,344 They did it to the hippies. 2774 02:03:33,448 --> 02:03:36,241 They did it to the drug burnouts in the '90s. 2775 02:03:36,344 --> 02:03:39,000 And since those three groups don't really have much 2776 02:03:39,103 --> 02:03:40,827 in common, 2777 02:03:40,931 --> 02:03:42,931 what precisely are they trying to get rid of 2778 02:03:43,034 --> 02:03:46,310 when they do these cleansing operations? 2779 02:03:46,413 --> 02:03:48,206 And, specifically, 2780 02:03:48,310 --> 02:03:51,413 what is the Gen Z rallying cry here that they hate? 2781 02:03:51,517 --> 02:03:53,448 -Well, Gen Z is pissed 2782 02:03:53,551 --> 02:03:55,931 because when they go through the subscriber list on YouTube, 2783 02:03:56,034 --> 02:03:58,551 they are not subscribers on their YouTube channel. 2784 02:03:58,655 --> 02:04:02,000 So they are like, "You guys aren't listening to us. 2785 02:04:02,103 --> 02:04:04,034 You're not even following us on YouTube." 2786 02:04:04,137 --> 02:04:06,000 -Okay. -I'll give you a real answer. 2787 02:04:06,103 --> 02:04:08,344 -What's a real answer? -That was Joe Bob's level. 2788 02:04:08,448 --> 02:04:14,724 -I think the real problem is completely internal. 2789 02:04:14,827 --> 02:04:16,827 I think the real problem with the Frendos, with Arthur 2790 02:04:16,931 --> 02:04:23,000 and Sheriff Dunne is completely, they're reflecting back 2791 02:04:23,103 --> 02:04:25,310 their own insecurities and their own lack of control. 2792 02:04:25,413 --> 02:04:27,310 And it's that idea of just getting older 2793 02:04:27,413 --> 02:04:30,655 and things are not working out how you plan. 2794 02:04:30,758 --> 02:04:32,517 And I think that's a lot of culture-war stuff. 2795 02:04:32,620 --> 02:04:36,379 I think a lot of culture-war stuff comes down to progress 2796 02:04:36,482 --> 02:04:38,413 is moving on, 2797 02:04:38,517 --> 02:04:42,000 and I somehow have to study or I somehow have to get hipper, 2798 02:04:42,103 --> 02:04:45,103 or I somehow have to watch things change in front of me, 2799 02:04:45,206 --> 02:04:46,379 and I can't control that. 2800 02:04:46,482 --> 02:04:48,137 What can I control? I can lash out. 2801 02:04:48,241 --> 02:04:50,137 And I mean, in the in the book and in the film, 2802 02:04:50,241 --> 02:04:52,620 it's a very extreme version of lashing out, 2803 02:04:52,724 --> 02:04:56,000 but I almost think, like, you know, it's a YA book. 2804 02:04:56,103 --> 02:04:57,103 I'm always on the kids' side. 2805 02:04:57,206 --> 02:04:58,827 -Right. 2806 02:04:58,931 --> 02:05:00,655 -So I kind of think there is, 2807 02:05:00,758 --> 02:05:02,103 you know, and they're being shithead kids. 2808 02:05:02,206 --> 02:05:06,068 But every generation, as Eli's film has, 2809 02:05:06,172 --> 02:05:10,103 every generation has shithead kids in it. 2810 02:05:10,206 --> 02:05:11,793 -Those kids are awesome! 2811 02:05:11,896 --> 02:05:15,310 -That's an invention of of the film is that, you know, 2812 02:05:15,413 --> 02:05:18,206 that in the film there is this like periodical cleansing 2813 02:05:18,310 --> 02:05:19,413 of Kettle Springs that happens. 2814 02:05:19,517 --> 02:05:21,517 In the book, it's like just this once. 2815 02:05:21,620 --> 02:05:23,137 It's like these guys are going to try to do this. 2816 02:05:23,241 --> 02:05:24,827 And they're also -- 2817 02:05:24,931 --> 02:05:26,379 you know they're going to get caught 2818 02:05:26,482 --> 02:05:27,586 because they're going to leave a ton of forensic evidence. 2819 02:05:27,689 --> 02:05:28,827 They can't possibly pull off this plan. 2820 02:05:28,931 --> 02:05:30,344 Like, that's kind of in the book 2821 02:05:30,448 --> 02:05:32,172 is like they weren't really going to do it. 2822 02:05:32,275 --> 02:05:34,034 They weren't really going to get away with it. 2823 02:05:34,137 --> 02:05:36,068 But, like, they're still going to mess things up 2824 02:05:36,172 --> 02:05:38,068 and kill a bunch of kids. 2825 02:05:38,172 --> 02:05:40,000 -Well, the mayor makes it clear that he hates cat videos. 2826 02:05:40,103 --> 02:05:42,413 That's the best example he can come up with 2827 02:05:42,517 --> 02:05:45,620 for calling Gen Z the worst generation of them all, right? 2828 02:05:45,724 --> 02:05:47,137 -Well, don't you agree? -Agree. 2829 02:05:47,241 --> 02:05:48,689 -Do you agree? This is it. 2830 02:05:48,793 --> 02:05:50,103 -Maybe this is a Gen Xer talking, 2831 02:05:50,206 --> 02:05:51,586 but I think there is something. 2832 02:05:51,689 --> 02:05:53,344 -We're agreeing that cat videos are good, right? 2833 02:05:53,448 --> 02:05:56,103 -No! This is why we have to get rid of the younger generation. 2834 02:05:56,206 --> 02:05:59,344 -No, that's why he's a villain, 'cause he hates cat videos. 2835 02:05:59,448 --> 02:06:00,793 -Adam, you are perfectly positioned 2836 02:06:00,896 --> 02:06:03,103 as a former English teacher, 2837 02:06:03,206 --> 02:06:06,448 since that guy calling Gen Z the worst generation of them all 2838 02:06:06,551 --> 02:06:09,482 means you think it's one of the best generations? 2839 02:06:09,586 --> 02:06:11,620 -No, I think they're all, I think they've all... 2840 02:06:11,724 --> 02:06:14,413 They're all just... all teenagers are teenagers. 2841 02:06:14,517 --> 02:06:15,724 And they're all going to do the same thing. 2842 02:06:15,827 --> 02:06:17,206 You know, every class -- 2843 02:06:17,310 --> 02:06:18,655 -What is the good... 2844 02:06:18,758 --> 02:06:21,655 Tell us something good about Gen Z that's redeemable, 2845 02:06:21,758 --> 02:06:24,206 that makes the baby boomers hate them. 2846 02:06:24,310 --> 02:06:27,172 -I think their general savviness. 2847 02:06:27,275 --> 02:06:28,517 I think the idea of, like, look at... 2848 02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:30,103 They're growing up... 2849 02:06:30,206 --> 02:06:31,965 I was maybe, like, the last generation 2850 02:06:32,068 --> 02:06:34,482 that didn't grow up constantly on the Internet. 2851 02:06:34,586 --> 02:06:36,137 And I think there's probably pluses and minuses to that. 2852 02:06:36,241 --> 02:06:37,758 But there's also the idea of, like, 2853 02:06:37,862 --> 02:06:39,724 we all have Internet in our pockets, too. 2854 02:06:39,827 --> 02:06:43,310 I think the idea that they can call upon knowledge 2855 02:06:43,413 --> 02:06:44,586 at any one second. 2856 02:06:44,689 --> 02:06:45,931 -They're smarter than previous generations? 2857 02:06:46,034 --> 02:06:47,793 -They can fact-check you in real time 2858 02:06:47,896 --> 02:06:49,137 and things like that. 2859 02:06:49,241 --> 02:06:50,931 It's not even like an intelligence-level thing. 2860 02:06:51,034 --> 02:06:53,482 -More well-informed than previous generations. 2861 02:06:53,586 --> 02:06:55,586 -But unearned, so they hate that. 2862 02:06:55,689 --> 02:06:56,724 -But I will say, I also-- 2863 02:06:56,827 --> 02:06:58,793 -Like, "I had to learn that shit!" 2864 02:06:58,896 --> 02:07:01,586 -My son, is Gen Z, my older son, who's 19, 2865 02:07:01,689 --> 02:07:03,172 who followed me through this process 2866 02:07:03,275 --> 02:07:05,137 and would comment on every line in this. 2867 02:07:05,241 --> 02:07:08,827 And I will say there is an acceptance of everybody in Gen Z 2868 02:07:08,931 --> 02:07:11,172 that doesn't exist with the older tribe, 2869 02:07:11,275 --> 02:07:13,034 and that's pretty much what this is about. 2870 02:07:13,137 --> 02:07:15,310 Like, they don't care what you are. 2871 02:07:15,413 --> 02:07:17,206 You could be any... 2872 02:07:17,310 --> 02:07:20,172 You could choose any sexual orientation, anything. 2873 02:07:20,275 --> 02:07:23,862 Go for it. No problem. And I think that ultimately is, 2874 02:07:23,965 --> 02:07:28,344 like, we should just be free to be whoever we are is the vibe. 2875 02:07:28,448 --> 02:07:30,448 -And I think they display their prejudices, 2876 02:07:30,551 --> 02:07:32,310 like, pretty blatantly in this film. 2877 02:07:32,413 --> 02:07:34,758 Like, I think along racial lines, 2878 02:07:34,862 --> 02:07:37,689 along sexual lines. 2879 02:07:37,793 --> 02:07:39,448 Even if they're not saying that's the reason 2880 02:07:39,551 --> 02:07:41,103 they're doing it, 2881 02:07:41,206 --> 02:07:43,655 I think there's the seed of like that's definitely in there. 2882 02:07:43,758 --> 02:07:46,655 That's definitely some of these guys are doing this. 2883 02:07:46,758 --> 02:07:48,034 -Is it true that you guys ran out of money 2884 02:07:48,137 --> 02:07:49,103 while you were making this? 2885 02:07:49,206 --> 02:07:52,034 -Several times. 2886 02:07:52,137 --> 02:07:53,689 We had to go sell -- myself on the street. 2887 02:07:53,793 --> 02:07:56,827 I sold some "Tucker & Dale" DVDs. 2888 02:07:56,931 --> 02:07:59,793 Came back to shoot more. Yeah. 2889 02:07:59,896 --> 02:08:01,344 -All right. 2890 02:08:01,448 --> 02:08:03,827 Well, "Clown in a Cornfield" has been embraced by Gen Z 2891 02:08:03,931 --> 02:08:05,034 and more than Gen Z. 2892 02:08:05,137 --> 02:08:06,379 It premiered in March 2893 02:08:06,482 --> 02:08:08,620 at the South by Southwest Festival in Austin. 2894 02:08:08,724 --> 02:08:12,068 Oh, you had a "drive-ins only" week. 2895 02:08:12,172 --> 02:08:13,310 Thank you for that. 2896 02:08:13,413 --> 02:08:14,724 -The very first week of release, 2897 02:08:14,827 --> 02:08:17,482 it was available in drive-ins only. 2898 02:08:17,586 --> 02:08:19,310 Thank you. That's a great idea. 2899 02:08:19,413 --> 02:08:20,586 -I hope I... 2900 02:08:20,689 --> 02:08:21,965 Do we have pictures of you there at the drive-in? 2901 02:08:22,068 --> 02:08:25,206 -I didn't know about it, or I would have been there. 2902 02:08:25,310 --> 02:08:27,827 And then it went wide on May 9th, and it broke 2903 02:08:27,931 --> 02:08:30,586 some box-office records, right? 2904 02:08:30,689 --> 02:08:32,793 -For IFC, it was the highest-grossing weekend 2905 02:08:32,896 --> 02:08:34,724 they've ever had. 2906 02:08:34,827 --> 02:08:35,724 -Yeah? Okay. -That was cool. 2907 02:08:35,827 --> 02:08:37,241 -So, thank you, Adam. 2908 02:08:37,344 --> 02:08:40,137 Thank you, Eli, for spending part of your Halloween with us. 2909 02:08:40,241 --> 02:08:43,931 Best of success with "Clown in a Cornfield 2," 2910 02:08:44,034 --> 02:08:46,344 Although we're still holding out for "Tucker & Dale 2." 2911 02:08:46,448 --> 02:08:47,448 -Yeah. -Cheers. 2912 02:08:47,551 --> 02:08:49,827 -Boom! Cheers to all of them. 2913 02:08:49,931 --> 02:08:50,896 -And you're both welcome back 2914 02:08:51,000 --> 02:08:52,793 whenever you make your next flick. 2915 02:08:52,896 --> 02:08:56,551 And now we're going to watch the still more twisty conclusion 2916 02:08:56,655 --> 02:08:59,724 of "Clown in a Cornfield." -Whoo! 2917 02:08:59,827 --> 02:09:01,862 -But we have another movie tonight, 2918 02:09:01,965 --> 02:09:03,034 and we have the world premiere 2919 02:09:03,137 --> 02:09:04,862 of a Gwar song called "Splatter Fu." 2920 02:09:04,965 --> 02:09:06,862 And we've talked them into staying longer, 2921 02:09:06,965 --> 02:09:08,655 and they're going to play some of their most famous songs 2922 02:09:08,758 --> 02:09:10,241 during the second movie. 2923 02:09:10,344 --> 02:09:13,137 So, more to come on the celebration 2924 02:09:13,241 --> 02:09:14,862 we call "Splatterween." 2925 02:09:14,965 --> 02:09:17,379 So, roll it. 2926 02:09:17,482 --> 02:09:20,068 -All right, let's see it! 2927 02:09:20,172 --> 02:09:22,000 [Laughter] 2928 02:09:22,103 --> 02:09:24,482 -And, you know, any place you have cornfields... 2929 02:09:24,586 --> 02:09:26,551 This occurred to me while I was watching the movie. 2930 02:09:26,655 --> 02:09:28,655 Any place you have cornfields, 2931 02:09:28,758 --> 02:09:30,482 you also have soybean fields, at least in the United States, 2932 02:09:30,586 --> 02:09:32,551 because you can't grow corn every year 2933 02:09:32,655 --> 02:09:34,448 because it depletes the soil. 2934 02:09:34,551 --> 02:09:37,517 So, you grow soybeans on alternate years, crop rotation. 2935 02:09:37,620 --> 02:09:39,241 But as far as I know, 2936 02:09:39,344 --> 02:09:40,448 we have zero movies set in soybean fields. 2937 02:09:40,551 --> 02:09:43,482 -You're ruining the sequel! 2938 02:09:43,586 --> 02:09:45,068 -Nobody has ever made "Children of the Soybean." 2939 02:09:45,172 --> 02:09:46,931 And I mean, yeah, I get it. 2940 02:09:47,034 --> 02:09:48,931 Soybeans, they top out at around three feet high. 2941 02:09:49,034 --> 02:09:50,793 So, you know, 2942 02:09:50,896 --> 02:09:52,689 So, if you if you did "Clown in a Soybean Field," 2943 02:09:52,793 --> 02:09:55,586 it would have to be "Dwarf Clown in a Soybean Field." 2944 02:09:55,689 --> 02:09:58,896 But, you know, young filmmakers are always coming on 2945 02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:00,517 and saying, 2946 02:10:00,620 --> 02:10:03,551 "What's a subject that hasn't been done in horror?" 2947 02:10:03,655 --> 02:10:06,551 Go with the soybean, man! Virgin territory. 2948 02:10:06,655 --> 02:10:08,586 A lot to work with -- soy sauce. 2949 02:10:08,689 --> 02:10:10,931 You got that whole-- -Are you done? 2950 02:10:11,034 --> 02:10:11,931 [Laughter] 2951 02:10:12,034 --> 02:10:13,586 -Edamame, you know. 2952 02:10:13,689 --> 02:10:15,275 -Do we have sushi? 2953 02:10:15,379 --> 02:10:17,655 -I feel like that's enough. I would actually love sushi. 2954 02:10:17,758 --> 02:10:18,793 Let's get sushi. 2955 02:10:18,896 --> 02:10:20,206 -I think you, Eli, 2956 02:10:20,310 --> 02:10:22,965 would know what to do with "Children of the Soybean." 2957 02:10:23,068 --> 02:10:25,000 -I'm going to do it. 2958 02:10:25,103 --> 02:10:27,551 Katie Douglas is not the tallest actor around. 2959 02:10:27,655 --> 02:10:30,137 So, it may work. It may work. 2960 02:10:30,241 --> 02:10:31,344 [Static hisses] 2961 02:10:39,137 --> 02:10:41,206 [Suspenseful music plays] 2962 02:10:42,655 --> 02:10:44,896 [Panting] 2963 02:10:48,137 --> 02:10:49,862 [Grunting] 2964 02:10:52,103 --> 02:10:53,344 Aah! 2965 02:10:53,448 --> 02:10:58,448 ♪ 2966 02:10:58,551 --> 02:10:59,586 [Panting] 2967 02:11:00,827 --> 02:11:09,620 ♪ 2968 02:11:09,724 --> 02:11:13,310 ♪ 2969 02:11:13,413 --> 02:11:15,620 -Oh! Oh! 2970 02:11:15,724 --> 02:11:17,965 [Metal clangs] 2971 02:11:18,068 --> 02:11:22,689 ♪ 2972 02:11:22,793 --> 02:11:23,758 -[Panting] 2973 02:11:23,862 --> 02:11:25,758 ♪ 2974 02:11:25,862 --> 02:11:27,448 [Thudding] 2975 02:11:27,551 --> 02:11:31,482 [Panting] 2976 02:11:31,586 --> 02:11:35,000 ♪ 2977 02:11:35,103 --> 02:11:36,103 [Thudding continues] 2978 02:11:37,965 --> 02:11:41,931 ♪ 2979 02:11:42,034 --> 02:11:43,620 -Come on, come on, come on. 2980 02:11:43,724 --> 02:11:47,724 ♪ 2981 02:11:47,827 --> 02:11:48,862 -[Groaning] 2982 02:11:48,965 --> 02:11:50,241 [Engine starts] 2983 02:11:50,344 --> 02:11:53,620 [Tires screech] 2984 02:11:53,724 --> 02:11:57,344 [Engine revving] 2985 02:11:57,448 --> 02:12:03,655 ♪ 2986 02:12:03,758 --> 02:12:05,689 [Tires screech] 2987 02:12:05,793 --> 02:12:07,517 [Groaning] 2988 02:12:10,896 --> 02:12:14,344 ♪ 2989 02:12:14,448 --> 02:12:16,275 -It's over, sweetheart. 2990 02:12:19,896 --> 02:12:22,344 Come on out now. There ain't nowhere to run. 2991 02:12:25,275 --> 02:12:26,310 Don't worry. I'll make it quick. 2992 02:12:27,482 --> 02:12:34,137 ♪ 2993 02:12:34,241 --> 02:12:35,413 [Rifle cocks] 2994 02:12:35,517 --> 02:12:38,551 See, that's the problem with your generation. 2995 02:12:38,655 --> 02:12:44,172 Y'all all think that you're smarter than us. 2996 02:12:44,275 --> 02:12:45,827 [Rifle fires] 2997 02:12:51,413 --> 02:12:53,586 -You got that right. 2998 02:12:53,689 --> 02:12:55,620 -Aaahhhh! 2999 02:12:55,724 --> 02:12:58,137 [Electricity crackling] 3000 02:12:58,241 --> 02:13:00,241 -Aahhh! 3001 02:13:00,344 --> 02:13:01,931 [Crackling continues] 3002 02:13:02,034 --> 02:13:09,413 ♪ 3003 02:13:09,517 --> 02:13:12,000 And I'm not your fucking sweetheart! 3004 02:13:16,206 --> 02:13:18,517 -You're going down no matter what. 3005 02:13:18,620 --> 02:13:21,551 [Clattering] 3006 02:13:21,655 --> 02:13:24,172 Oh, the truth is gonna come out eventually. 3007 02:13:24,275 --> 02:13:26,965 -You are too dumb to be my son. 3008 02:13:27,068 --> 02:13:30,965 You tell people what they want to believe, 3009 02:13:31,068 --> 02:13:33,965 and you could get away with murder. 3010 02:13:34,068 --> 02:13:37,137 -You started the fire, didn't you? 3011 02:13:37,241 --> 02:13:39,275 The fucking insurance money. 3012 02:13:39,379 --> 02:13:40,482 Business was bad. 3013 02:13:40,586 --> 02:13:43,793 You're losing money, weren't you, Dad? 3014 02:13:43,896 --> 02:13:46,689 You burnt down the factory! 3015 02:13:46,793 --> 02:13:52,379 -Now I take it back. You're not as dumb as I thought. 3016 02:13:52,482 --> 02:13:57,034 -Fuck you! 3017 02:13:57,137 --> 02:13:59,896 -I'll see you in hell, son. 3018 02:14:00,000 --> 02:14:05,827 ♪ 3019 02:14:05,931 --> 02:14:08,206 [Engine starts] 3020 02:14:08,310 --> 02:14:11,241 [Tires screech] 3021 02:14:11,344 --> 02:14:13,206 -Cole! Cole! 3022 02:14:13,310 --> 02:14:16,344 Oh, I got you! 3023 02:14:16,448 --> 02:14:18,551 Stay there! Stay there! 3024 02:14:19,758 --> 02:14:22,068 Cole! Help! 3025 02:14:22,172 --> 02:14:24,586 [Rifle fires] 3026 02:14:24,689 --> 02:14:25,724 [Cole coughing] 3027 02:14:28,448 --> 02:14:31,862 [Both groaning] 3028 02:14:31,965 --> 02:14:34,862 ♪ 3029 02:14:34,965 --> 02:14:36,724 -Rust! 3030 02:14:36,827 --> 02:14:38,482 -Cole. 3031 02:14:42,448 --> 02:14:43,310 -You're alive, man. 3032 02:14:43,413 --> 02:14:48,034 ♪ 3033 02:14:48,137 --> 02:14:50,862 -And see? You always second-guess, man. 3034 02:14:50,965 --> 02:14:53,344 -No, it's because you smell like burnt flesh. 3035 02:14:53,448 --> 02:14:56,413 -You don't smell so good, either. 3036 02:14:56,517 --> 02:14:57,551 -Oh, fuck it. 3037 02:14:58,241 --> 02:15:05,344 ♪ 3038 02:15:05,448 --> 02:15:08,482 -Such a confusing fucking night. 3039 02:15:08,586 --> 02:15:10,034 -Quinn! 3040 02:15:10,137 --> 02:15:11,827 -Dad! -Oh, Quinn. Quinn! 3041 02:15:11,931 --> 02:15:13,241 -Dad! 3042 02:15:13,344 --> 02:15:15,448 -Oh, thank God you're okay. 3043 02:15:15,551 --> 02:15:16,931 -Are you...are you okay? 3044 02:15:17,034 --> 02:15:19,310 -No, yeah. It's fine. 3045 02:15:19,413 --> 02:15:20,620 He just shot me once, but it was on the spleen side. 3046 02:15:20,724 --> 02:15:24,172 -Oh, my God, that looks really fucking bad. 3047 02:15:24,275 --> 02:15:25,172 -No. It's okay. Hey, hey... 3048 02:15:25,275 --> 02:15:27,206 [Panting] 3049 02:15:27,310 --> 02:15:30,862 Promise me we'll learn to talk things through a bit better. 3050 02:15:30,965 --> 02:15:32,172 -Yeah, I would like that very much. 3051 02:15:32,517 --> 02:15:40,000 ♪ 3052 02:15:40,103 --> 02:15:41,655 -Okay, you don't have to... -I know. 3053 02:15:41,758 --> 02:15:43,344 -Okay, okay, I'll be fine. 3054 02:15:43,448 --> 02:15:45,758 -Come on. Come on. 3055 02:15:45,862 --> 02:15:49,655 -[Coughing] -That's okay. 3056 02:15:49,758 --> 02:15:51,827 -So, what do you guys think of Kettle Springs so far? 3057 02:15:51,931 --> 02:15:54,241 -Oh, well, I haven't been here very long, 3058 02:15:54,344 --> 02:15:56,103 but I hear it's fucking lovely in the spring. 3059 02:15:56,206 --> 02:15:58,241 -Quinn! -Oh, sorry, Dad. 3060 02:15:58,344 --> 02:16:00,310 -Language. 3061 02:16:00,413 --> 02:16:03,034 -Guys? -Oh, shit! 3062 02:16:03,137 --> 02:16:04,275 -Let's get the fuck out of here. 3063 02:16:04,379 --> 02:16:06,655 -Yes. 3064 02:16:06,758 --> 02:16:09,448 Their keys. Quick! 3065 02:16:09,551 --> 02:16:10,586 Get in. 3066 02:16:12,931 --> 02:16:14,310 -Hurry up. 3067 02:16:16,793 --> 02:16:18,344 [Engine starts] 3068 02:16:18,448 --> 02:16:21,379 -Shit! Shit! 3069 02:16:21,482 --> 02:16:23,000 It's another stick shift. 3070 02:16:23,103 --> 02:16:24,241 Dad, I can't do it. I can't do it. 3071 02:16:24,344 --> 02:16:25,413 Please take over! 3072 02:16:25,517 --> 02:16:26,896 -Quinn, Quinn, Quinn, you got this. 3073 02:16:27,000 --> 02:16:28,793 Just here. Just push in the clutch. 3074 02:16:28,896 --> 02:16:30,448 It's that guy over there. 3075 02:16:31,413 --> 02:16:34,448 Slide it into first and give it a little bit of gas. 3076 02:16:34,551 --> 02:16:37,241 [Gear cranks] 3077 02:16:37,344 --> 02:16:38,758 Yep. There we go. Okay, good, good. 3078 02:16:38,862 --> 02:16:43,275 Now let it out a little bit. 3079 02:16:43,379 --> 02:16:45,000 There you go. You're doing it. 3080 02:16:45,103 --> 02:16:46,068 -Yeah. Nice job, Quinn. 3081 02:16:46,172 --> 02:16:47,689 -Guys, we got a problem. 3082 02:16:47,793 --> 02:16:50,310 [Chainsaw revving] 3083 02:16:52,965 --> 02:16:55,068 -We gotta go the other way. 3084 02:16:55,172 --> 02:16:56,620 -No, we're done running. 3085 02:16:56,724 --> 02:16:59,793 Quinn...fucking punch it! 3086 02:16:59,896 --> 02:17:01,758 [Engine revs] 3087 02:17:03,413 --> 02:17:06,689 -Die, you motherfucking clown! 3088 02:17:06,793 --> 02:17:09,551 [Chainsaw revs] 3089 02:17:09,655 --> 02:17:11,068 [Blood splatters] 3090 02:17:12,137 --> 02:17:16,344 [Windshield wipers squeaking] 3091 02:17:16,448 --> 02:17:18,793 -♪ I'm invincible just on principle ♪ 3092 02:17:18,896 --> 02:17:20,517 ♪ Irresistible ♪ 3093 02:17:20,620 --> 02:17:22,379 ♪ Ever since the bull showed his face around here ♪ 3094 02:17:22,482 --> 02:17:23,862 ♪ I've been head down, grinding ♪ 3095 02:17:23,965 --> 02:17:25,551 ♪ The only time I look up, never lose horizons ♪ 3096 02:17:25,655 --> 02:17:26,551 ♪ See it by force ♪ 3097 02:17:26,655 --> 02:17:28,103 ♪ Open up your eyes ♪ 3098 02:17:28,206 --> 02:17:30,482 ♪ While the others disguise. I'ma make em realize ♪ 3099 02:17:38,275 --> 02:17:40,275 -Sure you don't need me to drive you? 3100 02:17:40,379 --> 02:17:42,137 -Nah. 3101 02:17:42,241 --> 02:17:45,137 You gotta stay back and work on your campaign. 3102 02:17:45,241 --> 02:17:47,862 Plus, this way I can listen to my own music. 3103 02:17:54,551 --> 02:17:57,931 -I can't believe how grown up you are. 3104 02:17:58,034 --> 02:17:58,931 I hate it. 3105 02:17:59,034 --> 02:18:00,275 -[Chuckles] 3106 02:18:00,379 --> 02:18:04,034 -I love you so much. 3107 02:18:04,137 --> 02:18:05,551 -I love you, too, Dad. 3108 02:18:05,655 --> 02:18:06,551 -You're tough as nails, Quinn. 3109 02:18:06,655 --> 02:18:14,965 ♪ 3110 02:18:15,068 --> 02:18:18,413 -Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 3111 02:18:18,517 --> 02:18:20,758 Were you really going to leave without saying goodbye? 3112 02:18:20,862 --> 02:18:22,551 -No. 3113 02:18:22,655 --> 02:18:24,275 I was going to stop by your house on the way out. 3114 02:18:24,379 --> 02:18:26,689 -Right. Yeah, well, we couldn't wait. 3115 02:18:26,793 --> 02:18:29,551 -Brought you something. A gift. 3116 02:18:33,586 --> 02:18:37,000 -Wow. 3117 02:18:37,103 --> 02:18:39,862 It's a 16-inch collapsible self-defense baton. 3118 02:18:39,965 --> 02:18:40,862 [Swooshes] 3119 02:18:40,965 --> 02:18:41,862 Just like I always wanted. 3120 02:18:41,965 --> 02:18:43,862 -Yeah. 3121 02:18:43,965 --> 02:18:45,896 Sorry, Dr. Maybrook, but, uh, there's some crazies out there. 3122 02:18:46,000 --> 02:18:47,793 -I completely understand. 3123 02:18:47,896 --> 02:18:50,620 -This is really sweet, you guys. 3124 02:18:50,724 --> 02:18:51,827 I hope I don't have to use it against a bunch 3125 02:18:51,931 --> 02:18:53,689 of killer clowns. 3126 02:18:53,793 --> 02:18:54,931 -Us too. 3127 02:18:55,034 --> 02:18:56,965 But just in case. 3128 02:18:57,068 --> 02:18:59,344 -I love you guys. You be safe, okay? 3129 02:19:04,206 --> 02:19:05,896 Stay away from old people. 3130 02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:07,758 -Uh, hey! 3131 02:19:07,862 --> 02:19:10,137 -I mean old clowns that want to kill you. 3132 02:19:10,241 --> 02:19:12,275 -Right. Good advice. 3133 02:19:12,379 --> 02:19:21,827 ♪ 3134 02:19:21,931 --> 02:19:23,620 [Engine starts] 3135 02:19:26,344 --> 02:19:27,793 -Love you. Bye. 3136 02:19:28,310 --> 02:19:31,482 [Good Neighbors' "Keep It Up" plays] 3137 02:19:31,586 --> 02:19:34,000 ♪ 3138 02:19:34,103 --> 02:19:35,448 ♪ Hey ♪ 3139 02:19:35,551 --> 02:19:39,724 -♪ Tried to blame it on the city that I love ♪ 3140 02:19:39,827 --> 02:19:44,793 ♪ And point the finger at the people up above ♪ 3141 02:19:44,896 --> 02:19:47,689 ♪ But oh, babe, you'll be okay ♪ 3142 02:19:47,793 --> 02:19:49,862 ♪ When you get lost in your head someday ♪ 3143 02:19:49,965 --> 02:19:53,172 ♪ When life ain't going your way ♪ 3144 02:19:53,275 --> 02:19:54,758 ♪ Keep it up and up it up ♪ 3145 02:19:55,137 --> 02:20:00,413 ♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah♪ 3146 02:20:00,517 --> 02:20:05,931 ♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ahh ♪ 3147 02:20:06,034 --> 02:20:10,000 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 3148 02:20:14,034 --> 02:20:16,620 [Dirty Honey's "Won't Take Me Alive" plays] 3149 02:20:16,724 --> 02:20:17,758 -Ah-hee-hee-hee! 3150 02:20:18,758 --> 02:20:27,413 ♪ 3151 02:20:27,517 --> 02:20:34,206 ♪ 3152 02:20:34,310 --> 02:20:39,000 ♪ I ain't a fighter, but you're never taking me alive ♪ 3153 02:20:42,827 --> 02:20:47,965 ♪ So, if you're comin' then you ought to know it's suicide ♪ 3154 02:20:51,793 --> 02:20:55,862 ♪ You won't make me crawl ♪ 3155 02:20:55,965 --> 02:21:00,310 ♪ When my back's to the wall ♪ 3156 02:21:00,413 --> 02:21:04,413 ♪ Ain't takin' me ali-i-i-ve ♪ 3157 02:21:04,517 --> 02:21:09,724 ♪ Won't bleed me out to dry-y-y-y ♪ 3158 02:21:09,827 --> 02:21:12,103 ♪ I'll tell you like I said before ♪ 3159 02:21:12,206 --> 02:21:13,965 ♪ I never asked to start a war ♪ 3160 02:21:14,068 --> 02:21:16,758 ♪ But now you know that I'd rather die ♪ 3161 02:21:16,862 --> 02:21:19,000 ♪ You won't take me alive ♪ 3162 02:21:19,103 --> 02:21:26,827 ♪ 3163 02:21:26,931 --> 02:21:28,000 ♪ Don't complicate it ♪ 3164 02:21:28,103 --> 02:21:31,413 ♪ You created your own misery ♪ 3165 02:21:35,034 --> 02:21:36,620 ♪ Won't be a victim ♪ 3166 02:21:36,724 --> 02:21:40,241 ♪ I won't listen to your mind's disease ♪ 3167 02:21:41,482 --> 02:21:42,517 ♪ No ♪ 3168 02:21:43,965 --> 02:21:48,241 ♪ You want me to bleed ♪ 3169 02:21:48,344 --> 02:21:51,655 ♪ I got an ace up my sleeve ♪ 3170 02:21:51,758 --> 02:21:52,689 ♪ Ha ha ♪ 3171 02:21:52,793 --> 02:21:56,758 ♪ Ain't taking me ali-i-i-ve ♪ 3172 02:21:56,862 --> 02:22:02,137 ♪ Won't bleed me out to dry-y-y-y ♪ 3173 02:22:02,241 --> 02:22:04,379 ♪ I'll tell you like you said before ♪ 3174 02:22:04,482 --> 02:22:06,103 ♪ I never asked to start a war ♪ 3175 02:22:06,206 --> 02:22:09,103 ♪ But now you know that I'd rather die ♪ 3176 02:22:09,206 --> 02:22:13,344 ♪ You won't take me alive ♪ 3177 02:22:13,448 --> 02:22:17,551 ♪ 3178 02:22:17,655 --> 02:22:19,586 ♪ You won't take me alive ♪ 3179 02:22:19,689 --> 02:22:28,482 ♪ 3180 02:22:28,586 --> 02:22:34,172 ♪ 3181 02:22:34,275 --> 02:22:39,103 ♪ 3182 02:22:39,206 --> 02:22:40,896 ♪ Take me alive ♪ 3183 02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:45,172 ♪ 3184 02:22:49,827 --> 02:22:58,310 ♪ 3185 02:22:58,413 --> 02:23:02,172 ♪ 3186 02:23:02,275 --> 02:23:06,241 ♪ Ain't taking me ali-i-i-ve ♪ 3187 02:23:06,344 --> 02:23:11,517 ♪ Won't bleed me out to dry-y-y-y ♪ 3188 02:23:11,620 --> 02:23:13,241 ♪ I'll tell you like I said before ♪ 3189 02:23:13,344 --> 02:23:15,655 ♪ I never asked to start a war ♪ 3190 02:23:15,758 --> 02:23:18,482 ♪ But now you know that I'd rather die ♪ 3191 02:23:18,586 --> 02:23:22,827 ♪ You won't take me ali-i-i-ve ♪ 3192 02:23:22,931 --> 02:23:26,620 ♪ Won't bleed me out to dry-y-y-y ♪ 3193 02:23:28,206 --> 02:23:30,413 ♪ I'll tell you like I said before ♪ 3194 02:23:30,517 --> 02:23:32,448 ♪ I never asked to start a war ♪ 3195 02:23:32,551 --> 02:23:35,172 ♪ But now you know that I'd rather die ♪ 3196 02:23:35,275 --> 02:23:40,758 ♪ You won't take me alive ♪ 3197 02:23:42,689 --> 02:23:51,482 ♪ 3198 02:23:51,586 --> 02:23:59,758 ♪ 3199 02:23:59,862 --> 02:24:08,793 ♪ 3200 02:24:08,896 --> 02:24:17,931 ♪ 3201 02:24:18,034 --> 02:24:27,241 ♪ 3202 02:24:27,344 --> 02:24:36,482 ♪ 3203 02:24:36,586 --> 02:24:45,103 ♪ 3204 02:24:45,206 --> 02:24:54,413 ♪ 3205 02:24:54,517 --> 02:25:03,275 ♪ 3206 02:25:03,379 --> 02:25:10,310 ♪ 3207 02:25:10,413 --> 02:25:19,000 ♪ 3208 02:25:19,103 --> 02:25:28,034 ♪ 3209 02:25:28,137 --> 02:25:37,172 ♪ 3210 02:25:37,275 --> 02:25:46,103 ♪ 3211 02:25:46,206 --> 02:25:54,931 ♪ 3212 02:25:55,034 --> 02:26:04,551 ♪ 3213 02:26:04,655 --> 02:26:13,896 ♪ 3214 02:26:14,000 --> 02:26:22,965 ♪ 3215 02:26:23,068 --> 02:26:31,379 ♪ 3216 02:26:31,482 --> 02:26:40,034 ♪ 3217 02:26:40,137 --> 02:26:41,862 ♪ 3218 02:26:53,103 --> 02:26:55,137 -Before we move on with "Splatterween," 3219 02:26:55,241 --> 02:26:57,000 I just wanted to mention some of the changes 3220 02:26:57,103 --> 02:26:59,103 that were made between "Clown in a Cornfield" the book 3221 02:26:59,206 --> 02:27:01,931 and "Clown in a Cornfield" the movie. 3222 02:27:02,034 --> 02:27:03,344 In the book, 3223 02:27:03,448 --> 02:27:07,896 Matt and Ronnie are in league with the grown-ups, 3224 02:27:08,000 --> 02:27:09,413 and they try to frame Quinn. 3225 02:27:09,517 --> 02:27:10,793 In the movie, of course, 3226 02:27:10,896 --> 02:27:12,862 all the high school students are good guys. 3227 02:27:12,965 --> 02:27:14,724 Then, in the finale, 3228 02:27:14,827 --> 02:27:17,344 that we just watched, at the corn-syrup factory, 3229 02:27:17,448 --> 02:27:18,965 it's Rust 3230 02:27:19,068 --> 02:27:20,689 who drives the car into the barn in the book version, 3231 02:27:20,793 --> 02:27:21,896 saving Cole. 3232 02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:23,724 Dr. Maybrook is not involved. 3233 02:27:23,827 --> 02:27:25,206 And in the book, 3234 02:27:25,310 --> 02:27:26,586 Cole actually did burn down the factory 3235 02:27:26,689 --> 02:27:27,862 while having a party there. 3236 02:27:27,965 --> 02:27:30,379 He didn't mean to do it, but he's responsible. 3237 02:27:30,482 --> 02:27:33,241 And in the book, Sheriff Dunne's 3238 02:27:33,344 --> 02:27:36,379 political slogan is "Make Kettle Springs Great Again." 3239 02:27:36,482 --> 02:27:39,379 And so, the filmmakers decided not to use that 3240 02:27:39,482 --> 02:27:41,241 because it was too on the nose. 3241 02:27:41,344 --> 02:27:43,620 Not that some of the other scenes aren't on the nose. 3242 02:27:43,724 --> 02:27:45,931 Are you a fan of "Clown in a Cornfield," Darcy? 3243 02:27:46,034 --> 02:27:48,448 -I am. It's fast, fun, and nasty. 3244 02:27:48,551 --> 02:27:50,551 It's a fun ride with cool kill scenes 3245 02:27:50,655 --> 02:27:52,448 and a twisted sense of humor. 3246 02:27:52,551 --> 02:27:54,724 -All right, well, you want to do a little mailbag 3247 02:27:54,827 --> 02:27:55,965 before we go back to Gwar? 3248 02:27:56,068 --> 02:27:57,862 -Of course I do. 3249 02:27:57,965 --> 02:28:00,758 We have this amazing "Frankenhooker" art. 3250 02:28:00,862 --> 02:28:06,172 It's a letter from Tawny Corea of Burbank, California. 3251 02:28:06,275 --> 02:28:08,034 -Okay. 3252 02:28:08,137 --> 02:28:09,827 Actually, it says Valley Village, California. 3253 02:28:09,931 --> 02:28:12,517 -But inside it says Burbank. So, pick one. 3254 02:28:12,620 --> 02:28:13,620 California. 3255 02:28:13,724 --> 02:28:14,724 -All right. 3256 02:28:14,827 --> 02:28:16,000 -Somewhere in Southern California. 3257 02:28:16,103 --> 02:28:20,206 -Yeah. -Um, okay. 3258 02:28:20,310 --> 02:28:22,275 "Dear Joe Bob and Darcy, I made this card." 3259 02:28:22,379 --> 02:28:24,103 Wow. -I know, right? 3260 02:28:24,206 --> 02:28:26,517 -This is an elaborate card. Says, "I made this card." 3261 02:28:26,620 --> 02:28:30,448 "I made this card not only because..." 3262 02:28:30,551 --> 02:28:33,413 Can you see this card? This is quite a card. 3263 02:28:33,517 --> 02:28:38,862 "I made this card... 3264 02:28:38,965 --> 02:28:41,517 not only because I love both Halloween and Valentine's Day, 3265 02:28:41,620 --> 02:28:43,620 but because I wanted to thank you. 3266 02:28:43,724 --> 02:28:46,310 My big brother Josh has introduced me 3267 02:28:46,413 --> 02:28:49,172 to many cool things in my life, but you're the coolest. 3268 02:28:49,275 --> 02:28:50,724 I never got to watch you on "MonsterVision" 3269 02:28:50,827 --> 02:28:53,758 because we didn't have cable, so I'm glad I can watch you now. 3270 02:28:53,862 --> 02:28:55,827 I've discovered so many great films through you, 3271 02:28:55,931 --> 02:29:00,689 and I love to hear your thoughts on them and your bad jokes. 3272 02:29:00,793 --> 02:29:04,896 We love you, Joe Bob. I put an extra card for Darcy." 3273 02:29:05,000 --> 02:29:08,586 The same card, just like... -Thank you! 3274 02:29:08,689 --> 02:29:12,206 "...because she's the 'Frankenhooker' queen." 3275 02:29:12,310 --> 02:29:13,620 -I will take that. 3276 02:29:13,724 --> 02:29:17,068 -"And to thank her for being beautiful inside and out. 3277 02:29:17,172 --> 02:29:19,000 Thank you for bringing Joe Bob back 3278 02:29:19,103 --> 02:29:21,793 and for creating a tight mutant family. 3279 02:29:21,896 --> 02:29:26,068 Love, Tawny Corea. P.S. if this gets on TV, 3280 02:29:26,172 --> 02:29:31,482 can you say hello to Josh Corea, Eric Dodson, 3281 02:29:31,586 --> 02:29:33,241 and Sara Regalado?" 3282 02:29:33,344 --> 02:29:35,172 No. Um... 3283 02:29:35,275 --> 02:29:37,344 [Laughter] 3284 02:29:37,448 --> 02:29:40,482 Anyway, very nice. 3285 02:29:40,586 --> 02:29:44,517 So many people tell us their family didn't have cable 3286 02:29:44,620 --> 02:29:48,379 in the '90s, and I consider -- that's child abuse. 3287 02:29:48,482 --> 02:29:49,827 You had to have cable in the '90s. 3288 02:29:49,931 --> 02:29:51,000 -We didn't have cable. 3289 02:29:51,103 --> 02:29:53,000 -You didn't have cable? -Mnh-mnh. 3290 02:29:53,103 --> 02:29:54,137 -You said you watched "MonsterVision." 3291 02:29:54,241 --> 02:29:55,448 How did you watch "MonsterVision"? 3292 02:29:55,551 --> 02:29:59,448 -I snuck over to people's houses that had cable. 3293 02:29:59,551 --> 02:30:02,517 -Well, I'm glad you chose the fine houses that carried TNT. 3294 02:30:02,620 --> 02:30:04,689 -That's how I chose my friends, if they have TNT or not. 3295 02:30:04,793 --> 02:30:06,310 -Almost everybody had TNT. 3296 02:30:06,413 --> 02:30:07,758 They even had it in prisons. 3297 02:30:07,862 --> 02:30:09,034 We used to get mail from the prisons. 3298 02:30:09,137 --> 02:30:11,448 -I didn't go that far. 3299 02:30:11,551 --> 02:30:12,965 -But it's true that nobody does "Frankenhooker" 3300 02:30:13,068 --> 02:30:14,827 better than you do it, 3301 02:30:14,931 --> 02:30:16,413 not even the actress who played Frankenhooker. 3302 02:30:16,517 --> 02:30:18,034 -No, no, no, we're not going there. 3303 02:30:18,137 --> 02:30:19,137 -Well, no. It's true. All right. 3304 02:30:19,241 --> 02:30:20,413 -It's not. 3305 02:30:20,517 --> 02:30:21,689 -We're going to be back in a few minutes 3306 02:30:21,793 --> 02:30:23,586 with our second movie, "Jack-O." 3307 02:30:23,689 --> 02:30:26,482 But first, we're going to have the world premiere 3308 02:30:26,586 --> 02:30:31,206 of a Gwar song just for us, "Splatter Fu." 3309 02:30:31,310 --> 02:30:32,344 Go for it. 3310 02:30:32,448 --> 02:30:35,931 [Cheers and applause] 3311 02:30:36,034 --> 02:30:39,103 ♪ 3312 02:30:39,206 --> 02:30:45,793 -♪ Nefarious night for blood moons high ♪ 3313 02:30:45,896 --> 02:30:52,241 ♪ Shadows rise and liquefy ♪ 3314 02:30:52,344 --> 02:30:54,724 ♪ Zombies roam ♪ 3315 02:30:54,827 --> 02:30:58,551 ♪ They're back from the dead ♪ 3316 02:30:58,655 --> 02:31:05,000 ♪ Maggots feast on your rancid bits ♪ 3317 02:31:05,103 --> 02:31:08,310 ♪ Splatter fu, kill, kill, kill ♪ 3318 02:31:08,413 --> 02:31:11,482 ♪ Whose splattered blood will spill? ♪ 3319 02:31:11,586 --> 02:31:14,724 ♪ Splatter fu, bleed, bleed, bleed ♪ 3320 02:31:14,827 --> 02:31:19,655 ♪ Welcome to the glorious Halloween ♪ 3321 02:31:19,758 --> 02:31:25,758 ♪ Against grief in the twisted line ♪ 3322 02:31:25,862 --> 02:31:32,275 ♪ They're so amused as you beg for your life ♪ 3323 02:31:32,379 --> 02:31:38,724 ♪ Creatures creep from the ground ♪ 3324 02:31:38,827 --> 02:31:44,862 ♪ Sacrifice to the Lord above ♪ 3325 02:31:44,965 --> 02:31:47,965 ♪ Splatter fu, kill, kill, kill ♪ 3326 02:31:48,068 --> 02:31:51,724 ♪ Whose splattered blood will spill? ♪ 3327 02:31:51,827 --> 02:31:54,172 ♪ Splatter fu, bleed, bleed, bleed ♪ 3328 02:31:54,275 --> 02:31:59,275 ♪ Welcome to the glorious Halloween ♪ 3329 02:31:59,379 --> 02:32:02,655 ♪ Hack 'em, slash 'em, feed the beast ♪ 3330 02:32:02,758 --> 02:32:06,275 ♪ Chainsaw feeds, trick or treat ♪ 3331 02:32:06,379 --> 02:32:09,551 ♪ Ax slash, the killer grips ♪ 3332 02:32:09,655 --> 02:32:12,068 ♪ Ripping through your soft skin ♪ 3333 02:32:12,172 --> 02:32:13,655 ♪ Splatter fu ♪ 3334 02:32:13,758 --> 02:32:15,586 ♪ Kill, kill, kill ♪ 3335 02:32:15,689 --> 02:32:18,344 ♪ Whose splattered blood will spill? ♪ 3336 02:32:18,448 --> 02:32:21,827 ♪ Splatter fu, bleed, bleed, bleed ♪ 3337 02:32:21,931 --> 02:32:26,655 ♪ Welcome to the glorious Halloween ♪ 3338 02:32:26,758 --> 02:32:29,827 ♪ Splatter fu ♪ 3339 02:32:29,931 --> 02:32:33,000 ♪ Splatter fu, nothing you can do ♪ 3340 02:32:33,103 --> 02:32:36,172 ♪ Splatter fu, it's the end, you fool ♪ 3341 02:32:36,275 --> 02:32:41,862 ♪ Welcome to the glorious Halloween ♪ 3342 02:32:41,965 --> 02:32:44,655 [Cheers and applause] 3343 02:32:48,896 --> 02:32:50,000 -Oh, my God! 3344 02:32:50,103 --> 02:32:51,689 [Laughter] 3345 02:32:51,793 --> 02:32:54,724 I think I'm going to tear up. 3346 02:32:54,827 --> 02:32:57,827 "Splatter Fu." That was so special. 3347 02:32:57,931 --> 02:32:59,655 -Stop! 3348 02:32:59,758 --> 02:33:01,068 -I feel like we just got the Academy Award 3349 02:33:01,172 --> 02:33:02,620 for lifetime achievement. 3350 02:33:02,724 --> 02:33:03,689 You know? 3351 02:33:03,793 --> 02:33:05,620 [Laughter] 3352 02:33:05,724 --> 02:33:07,103 I'm Joe Bob Briggs. 3353 02:33:07,206 --> 02:33:10,310 -Hey [Laughs] -Darcy, the Mail Girl. 3354 02:33:10,413 --> 02:33:13,620 And the whole "Splatterween" team reminding you 3355 02:33:13,724 --> 02:33:16,310 that we just finished our 200th movie. 3356 02:33:16,413 --> 02:33:19,000 -Fuck, yeah, we did! That's amazing. 3357 02:33:19,103 --> 02:33:21,482 -And you guys made that possible, 3358 02:33:21,586 --> 02:33:23,344 mutants everywhere. 3359 02:33:23,448 --> 02:33:25,689 And if that ain't a fact, then God's a possum. 3360 02:33:25,793 --> 02:33:26,827 [Laughter] 3361 02:33:26,931 --> 02:33:29,448 And the drive-in will never die. -Whoo! 3362 02:33:29,551 --> 02:33:31,275 -You never heard that when they say that? 3363 02:33:31,379 --> 02:33:32,689 "If that ain't a fact, God's a possum." 3364 02:33:32,793 --> 02:33:34,689 That's a Texas thing. Okay. 3365 02:33:34,793 --> 02:33:38,620 Hillbilly goes hunting one day in West Virginia, 3366 02:33:38,724 --> 02:33:42,758 and he bags three ducks, puts them in the bed of his pickup, 3367 02:33:42,862 --> 02:33:44,620 and he's about to drive home. 3368 02:33:44,724 --> 02:33:46,827 This game warden shows up, wants to hassle him, 3369 02:33:46,931 --> 02:33:49,172 and game warden orders him to show his hunting license. 3370 02:33:49,275 --> 02:33:52,448 So, the hillbilly pulls out a West Virginia hunting license, 3371 02:33:52,551 --> 02:33:54,310 and game warden looks at the license 3372 02:33:54,413 --> 02:33:56,206 and reaches over. He picks up one of the ducks, 3373 02:33:56,310 --> 02:33:58,620 and he sniffs the duck's butt, and he says, 3374 02:33:58,724 --> 02:34:00,275 "This duck ain't from West Virginia. 3375 02:34:00,379 --> 02:34:02,689 This is a Kentucky duck. 3376 02:34:02,793 --> 02:34:05,517 You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" 3377 02:34:05,620 --> 02:34:07,103 Hillbilly reaches into his wallet, 3378 02:34:07,206 --> 02:34:09,344 produces a Kentucky hunting license. 3379 02:34:09,448 --> 02:34:12,068 Game warden looks at it, reaches over, grabs that second duck, 3380 02:34:12,172 --> 02:34:15,689 sniffs his butt and says, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. 3381 02:34:15,793 --> 02:34:17,689 This duck's from Tennessee. 3382 02:34:17,793 --> 02:34:19,586 You got a Tennessee license?" 3383 02:34:19,689 --> 02:34:21,172 Hillbilly reaches into his wallet, 3384 02:34:21,275 --> 02:34:23,413 produces a Tennessee hunting license. 3385 02:34:23,517 --> 02:34:26,896 Warden picks up the third duck, sniffs its butt, and says, 3386 02:34:27,000 --> 02:34:29,517 "This duck's from Virginia. 3387 02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:31,896 You got a Virginia hunting license?" 3388 02:34:32,000 --> 02:34:33,896 Hillbilly produces a Virginia hunting license. 3389 02:34:34,000 --> 02:34:35,793 Well, the game warden is extremely frustrated 3390 02:34:35,896 --> 02:34:37,517 at that point, so he starts yelling, 3391 02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:40,068 "Just where the hell are you from, anyway?" 3392 02:34:40,172 --> 02:34:42,241 Hillbilly turns around, bends over, drops his pants, 3393 02:34:42,344 --> 02:34:44,655 and says, "You tell me. You're the expert." 3394 02:34:44,758 --> 02:34:47,137 [Laughter] 3395 02:34:47,241 --> 02:34:50,000 -I mean, it was so long, I lost track. It's good. 3396 02:34:50,103 --> 02:34:52,379 [Laughter] 3397 02:34:52,482 --> 02:34:53,482 ♪ 3398 02:34:55,827 --> 02:34:59,517 ♪ 241602

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