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The following programme
contains strong language,
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and scenes of a sexual nature.
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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.
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Bun.
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Bun, look at me.
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What? He's not awake, is he?
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No. Look at me.
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Feels different.
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What? Yeah.
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Yeah, like it... like it's bigger than us now.
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It's cosmic.
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Bun. What?
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It feels divine.
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I love it.
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I love having your baby.
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And bun... I fucking love you, bunny.
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Yeah.
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Dad?
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What are we gonna do now?
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We're gonna get out there
and shake that money tree,
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is what we're gonna do.
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Come on, junior!
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Last thing,
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and don't stop me if you've
heard this one before. Alright, bun?
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Alright, ray? What's
green and smells of bacon?
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Kermit's finger!
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Fucking... Yeah, ok, I'll see you later.
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How you doing, my friend?
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Tip fucking top. Always.
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So, er... so what you doing
here? What do you think?
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I'm ready to go, so I need the list.
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Listen, bun.
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When I lost my hilda, it took a while.
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I'm fine. Why don't you
just take some time?
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There is no time.
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I need to get out there, get warmed up.
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What for? One week, 'til the big one.
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What, the expo? There'll be others, bun.
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Nah.
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There won't.
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It's an annual event,
bun. It happens every year.
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Christ, what happened last night?
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You brought shame to the
house of eternity enterprises.
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Yeah, I also pissed myself.
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Alright, bun? Alright, poodle?
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Yeah, I'm going down the bedford
for a little drinky-poos. I'll come.
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We've gotta hit the road.
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What, no school today?
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We're shaking the money tree.
Getting ready for the big one.
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Right, dad? Right.
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Now, Geoffrey, if you'd be so
very kind, give me the fucking list.
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Ok, bunny. You're the boss.
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No, Geoffrey, you're the boss.
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I just happen to be the only
guy in this two-bit operation
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who has the faintest fucking
idea how to sell anything.
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He's not wrong.
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Ee-yah.
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My gift to you.
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She lives in newhaven. Ouch.
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You will find her the most
accommodating customer.
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You think I've lost it, poo?
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No. Course not. Course not, mate.
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I just thought it might help
with the grieving process.
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If I ever need your freebies,
poodle, I'll ask for them,
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at which point you can
shoot me in the head.
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Love you.
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Love you too. Now fuck off.
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What now?
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We're gonna relieve some
boobs of their cabbage.
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What?
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We're gonna sell some stuff.
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Yeah.
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Dad?
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What does "shaking the
money tree" actually mean?
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It's like this.
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If you walk up to an oak tree,
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one of those big solid bastards
with roots that grow deep in the soil,
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you walk up to a tree like that
and give it a shake, what happens?
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I don't know.
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Nothing bloody happens, does it?
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You could stand there
shaking it all day long,
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all that's gonna happen is
your arms will get tired, right?
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Right?
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Yeah. Course.
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But if you walk up to a
skinny, dry, fucked-up little tree
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with a withered trunk and a few
leaves clinging on for dear life,
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and you put your hands round
it and shake the shit out of it,
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as we say in the trade,
then those bloody leaves
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are gonna come flying off, right?
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So, the oak tree's the rich bastard,
and the skinny tree's the poor sod
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who hasn't got any money. You with me?
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Now, that all sounds
easier than it is, bunny boy.
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Do you wanna know why?
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Ok, dad. Cos every
fucking bastard and his dog
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has got hold of the little tree
and is shaking it for all it's worth.
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The government, the bloody landlord,
the lottery they don't have a chance
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in hell of winning, all the
useless shit they see on TV,
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the fruit machines, the bookies,
every bastard and his three-legged,
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one-eyed, pox-ridden dog is shaking
this little tree for all it's worth.
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So...
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You've got to set yourself apart.
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You've got to have
something they think they need,
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above all else. What's that?
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Hope.
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The dream.
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You've got to sell them the dream.
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What's the dream?
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Me.
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Right.
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Not you.
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You're the navigator.
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You're in charge of the map.
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Making sure we're
headed in the right direction.
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Very important job. You up for it? Yeah!
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So, what do I do now?
You wait in the car.
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Ok.
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Alright, boys? Man: Fuck off.
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You know, it's that time of night, boys.
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What you looking at me for?
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Now, let's see what we have
here. Amanda, I've got you down
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for the Moroccan Rose
bath oil, re-nutriv lifting cream,
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plus you wanted the
dermo-expertise eye solace, and...
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Bottle of scotch and a good night's sleep.
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Yeah, right. With my
kids? Know what I mean?
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Now, Zoe, I'm very disappointed in you.
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Zoe, he's disappointed.
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You've ordered the
geranium and orange bath oil,
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and the eye solace, but,
and it pains me to say this,
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you've not ordered the lifting cream.
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You absolute fiend.
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Am I in trouble, mr munro?
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100% plant oils, natural
fragrance. Liquid heaven.
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Barry white in a bottle.
That's a big bottle, innit?
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Amanda.
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You know what baffles me, is
why a woman as fine as yourself
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feels it justifiable to deny her body
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the very thing it aches for.
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I'm very, very disappointed in you.
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Buy the bloody cream. Alright.
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I'll take it. Marvellous.
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Now, Georgia.
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I've got you down for
the bath oil, the hair mask,
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the pro-collagen night cream, and...
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Anything else?
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Anything?
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I know.
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A fucking good seeing to.
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Now... Ladies!
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I am shocked and quite frankly appalled,
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I'm a bona fide professional. Yeah?
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Then again, they do say
that a satisfied customer
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is a loyal customer,
so we can't leave you...
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Unsatisfied.
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Can we?
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No.
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Mum?
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Go and watch telly. Go.
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Out you go. Go on.
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Come on.
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Yours?
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Er, yeah.
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Precious.
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Er...
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Er, do you have any kids, mr munro, or...
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Yeah, I do. A boy.
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How old is he?
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Seven? Ten, maybe?
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I'm afraid, ladies, that
time has crept up on me.
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Don't go yet. Come on, it's still early.
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'A pleasant day's shopping in
Birmingham descended into chaos,
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when the man now dubbed
"the horned killer" appeared.
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Horrified witnesses noted
the presence of fresh blood
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on the garden fork he wields.
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Residents of Birmingham
have been advised...'
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it's time to get the hell out of this town.
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It's turned.
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It's gone sour.
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Me too?
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Yeah, why the fuck not?
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Ok. Great.
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Where are we gonna go?
Where do you wanna go?
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Mummy always said she'd like
to live in the countryside one day.
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On a farm. I think I'd like that too.
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Okie-dokie, a farm it is. Yeah?
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Cool! Can we have animals?
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It'd be a pretty crap farm
with no animals, wouldn't it?
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Yeah. Pretty crap alright.
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Can we have chickens? Course we can.
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And cows? Flocks of them.
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Herds. Them too.
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And a great big horny bull.
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And... an alligator.
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But... fuck it, two big bastard alligators.
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But we don't get alligators on a farm.
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Well, you do on our farm, mate.
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Ok. Right, come on then, navigator.
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Yeah, good lad. Good lad.
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Alright, mate!
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He's only having a go, you pillock!
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Bingo. Right. Come on then, navigator.
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Your chance to shine.
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Where are we going?
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Charlotte parnovar, shoreham.
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Have you been there before? No,
but I know we're gonna have some fun.
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Are we?
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Yeah.
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Shoreham... shoreham, it's right there.
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What is wrong with you?
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I told you, it's my eyes.
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I need cream.
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Mummy used to get it
from the chemist, but...
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Alright. Here's what we'll do.
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I'll drop you at a chemist,
and while I go and take care
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of the lovely Charlotte parnovar,
you can get your cream, alright?
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On my own?
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Yeah. I'll be quick.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. Suburban girls.
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They're all the same.
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Trapped in their immaculate
little identikit houses.
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They contact the office
asking for a free demonstration
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of this cream and that balm. Whatever.
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Know what they really want?
What they're secretly praying for?
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What's that?
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A real man to smash through their doors
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and tear their fucking
lives apart for half an hour.
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And that's you, right, dad?
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That's absolutely right, bunny, my boy.
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Er... There's a chemist
down on the high street.
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You go and get your cream. Ok.
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Listen, I won't be long, so
you go and get your cream,
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then come back and wait
for me here, on those steps.
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Good?
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Don't talk to strangers!
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Fuck's sake.
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Frida kahlo.
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Beautiful, isn't she?
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You ok?
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Yeah.
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Just not quite feeling myself today.
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Anyway, let's get back
to business, shall we?
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So, this replenishing cream
is just heaven for the tootsies,
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miss... may I call you Charlotte?
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Sure. Well, you can call me bunny.
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Bunny?
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You are joking, right?
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Er... I'm deadly serious.
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And you know what
they say about bunnies.
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What do they say? Well,
you know, that they...
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I don't know what they say.
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They...
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Does this routine actually
work on the ladies, bunny?
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Yeah.
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Did you just wink at me?
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Maybe.
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You are beyond belief. So they tell me.
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Now, this rub will make you feel...
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Where did you crawl
from, bunny? The tar pits?
260
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Like the Princess you've
always deserved to be.
261
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,016
You're a dodo.
262
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,456
You should have a sign hanging
round your neck saying "extinct".Hey.
263
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,200
I don't know what you
think is going on here, but...
264
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,816
I'm just trying to do my job, ok?
265
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,416
Trying to make a living,
trying to provide for my son.
266
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,696
Your son? You've got a son? Yeah.
267
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,856
Where is he?
268
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:25,400
He... He's waiting for me.
269
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,560
Lucky boy.
270
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,376
I'm sorry, mr munro.
271
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,800
I've gone too far.
272
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,816
I think I've wounded you. No.
273
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,056
You haven't.
274
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,216
It's alright.
275
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,536
I just need to use your bathroom.
276
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,736
What? Yeah.
277
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,216
Been on the road all day.
278
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,216
Need to go so much I can taste it.
279
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,016
You're a class act.
280
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,040
It's down the hall.
281
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,096
Fucking bitch.
282
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,616
Yeah, go on, have that.
283
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,176
Stupid woman.
284
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,936
Get it on your carpet.
285
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,880
And on your fucking magazines.
286
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,520
Go on.
287
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,016
What a piss.
288
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,456
Yeah, where's your toothpaste?
289
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,680
Naughty, naughty.
290
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,456
Can I help? Yes, please.
291
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,736
I need some eye cream.
292
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,616
Cora... Cora... chloramphenicol?
293
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,640
Yes.
294
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,880
That's £3.98 then, please.
295
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,656
Can I stay in here for a little bit?
296
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,120
Ok.
297
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,256
Are you ok?
298
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,496
I think so.
299
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,016
My mum usually does it.
300
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,360
Right. And where's your mum?
301
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
She's dead.
302
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,456
I'm sorry.
303
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,816
It's ok.
304
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,416
She must have wanted to die.
305
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,880
That's why it's not so sad.
306
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,096
So... Who's looking after you?
307
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,136
My dad.
308
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,496
We're on the road.
309
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,536
Shaking the money tree.
310
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,856
That means selling.
311
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,600
And where is he now, your dad?
312
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,440
I don't know.
313
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,480
Bingo.
314
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,160
Right, do you wanna
buy any of this shit or not?
315
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,896
I detect a note of hostility.
316
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,696
Yeah, well, us dodos
get like that sometimes.
317
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,256
What are you gonna do about it?
318
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,736
I'm gonna ask you to get
the fuck out of my house.
319
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,576
I'm leaving. But just so you know,
320
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,376
I just pissed all over your bathroom.
321
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,176
What?
322
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,896
All over the walls, the carpet,
your woman's magazines...
323
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,096
You what? Your fucking toothbrush.
324
00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:01,136
What are you...
325
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,896
Fuck off!
326
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,496
And you can take these,
327
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,976
and shove them up
your arse! What the...
328
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,936
fuck!
329
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,496
We should fuck him up. Yeah, man.
330
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,480
This is our fucking
scene. Just smash him.
331
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,640
I almost forgot your face.
332
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Sweetheart, I think you
ought to go to your nan's.
333
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,880
Yeah?
334
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,896
She doesn't want me.
335
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,160
She doesn't want to help your dad.
336
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,280
If you asked her...
337
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,016
But me and dad are gonna get a farm.
338
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,016
Yeah.
339
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,040
With the crocodiles.
340
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,176
I just think maybe your dad's not brilliant
341
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,536
at looking after anyone
who isn't your dad.
342
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,320
Guess he's not much good at that either.
343
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,736
Junior!
344
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,640
Well, he didn't hang himself
from the curtains, did he?
345
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,240
Are you alright?
346
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,696
Who's the coolest
fucking dad in the world?
347
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,280
Whoa!
348
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,616
It's amazing! Wait 'til
we get up to the room,
349
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,496
bunny boy, you're gonna love it. I'm gonna
show you the weirdest thing in the world.
350
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,616
What? I'm talking
completely whacko Jacko.
351
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,576
What? No, I mean seriously, like,
352
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,656
off the planet, Janet. What?
353
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,176
The tiniest fucking soaps
you've ever seen in your entire life.
354
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,400
Can I help you? Certainly you can.
355
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,136
Nicest room you've got.
356
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,096
Where did you get
that? Where did I get...?
357
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:53,336
Bunny boy, you are aware
you're talking to the primo,
358
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,656
creme-de-la-creme number one
salesman in the whole of Brighton, right?
359
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,576
Yeah. Course.
360
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,736
I could sell a bicycle to a barracuda.
361
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,256
Our Elizabeth room, sir.
362
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,320
Elizabeth.
363
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,496
I could sell two bicycles to
a barracuda. I'm telling you.
364
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,880
Mate, I could sell the
whole bloody bike shed.
365
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,776
Come on, you bald prick,
give me some good news.
366
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,616
'We've had a complaint.
367
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,496
Woman called and said she
had some money missing.
368
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,736
Now, obviously I told her
that we at eternity enterprises
369
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,736
are not in the habit of employing thieves,
370
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,136
but she's threatening
to ring the police, bun.
371
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,776
Also... your dad's carer called...'
372
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,616
you were right about the soaps, dad.
373
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,720
They're so tiny.
374
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,880
Can you teach me?
375
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,520
How to be a salesman like you?
376
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,776
I'm not a very good navigator,
377
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,520
and I don't like being left on my own.
378
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,040
Yeah?
379
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,936
Ok.
380
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,016
Really?
381
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,520
Teach you everything I know.
382
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,216
What you doing?
Shaking the money tree.
383
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,416
Give me the flipping money!
384
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,960
Go on. Into bed.
385
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,480
Look at me, bunny.
386
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480
Look at me.
387
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,760
That's all you had to do, bun.
388
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,440
Stop looking everywhere else.
389
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440
We had it all.
390
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I wanted it.
391
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,280
So why didn't you take it, you dope?
392
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,560
Don't know.
393
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,040
Yes, you do.
394
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,776
Bit late for a sales call, isn't it?
395
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:31,696
It's... Never too late to experience the...
396
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,960
Wonder of this hypoallergenic...
397
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,936
Er, rejuvenating...
398
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,360
Your mate told you
where I lived, didn't he?
399
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,960
And what did he say about me?
400
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,976
He said you were a most
accommodating customer.
401
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,736
Did he now?
402
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,320
Most obliging, he said.
403
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,216
Generous, even.
404
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,280
Tell me more about the cream.
405
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:18,320
Well, Pamela, this rich,
hydrating, age-targeting...
406
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,120
Lotion...
407
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480
Are you alright?
408
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,640
It's been a hard day.
409
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,600
Do you like pussy, bunny?
410
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,496
I love it.
411
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,616
How much do you love it?
412
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,640
I love it beyond all things.
413
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,960
I love it more than life itself.
414
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,456
Do you love my pussy?
415
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,696
Yeah.
416
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,176
I do.
417
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,120
I love it beyond all reason.
418
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,080
I love it 'til the cows come home.
419
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,760
Come and get it.
420
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,816
What's your name?
421
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,016
Penny charade.
422
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,496
What's yours? Bunny.
423
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,656
Bunny?
424
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Bunny munro.
425
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,240
I've got a feeling about you.
426
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,480
I think things are gonna
get a whole lot worse.
427
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,120
I know.
428
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,640
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