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Con Man - Episode 1 - "Stalled"
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sync and corrections by sadako415 www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, Bobbie, I just missed your call.
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Call me. The tickets are for coach, not first class.
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And now first class is full, and if I wait 'til tomorrow, I'm gonna miss the convention.
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Alright? First class was the deal.
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I can't do coach. My back is still screwed up
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from that sci-fi charity ski thing.
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That you booked me on. "Slopes for hopes".
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Okay?
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I am broken.
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If I sit in coach...
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I don't know. Call me.
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Bye.
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Are you Wray Nerely?
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From "Spectrum"?
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Eh, no. I am not...
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Oh, my god! No, no, I recognize your voice!
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I'm a huge "Spectrum" fan.
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Could you sign my magazine?
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I just bought this, man. Seems kinda perfect.
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No, no there's nothing perfect about this.
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Please, it's not...
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For me. It's for the charity thing.
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My wife hosts a "Spectrum" marathon
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benefiting people afflicted with Spastic Seasonal Per... (mumbles).
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- Spastic... - Seasonal...
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Per... (mumbles). Yeah, yeah.
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I don't think that's a thing.
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It's a thing! No, it's totally a thing.
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She's a victim of it. She's filthy with it.
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You know what, I would sign it right now, except I'm on the toilet and I don't have a pen.
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God! Are you serious?
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Ah, geez, I'm sorry...
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Are you famous?
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Did you ever see that show "Spectrum"?
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No...
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Greatest cancelled tv show ever, man.
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This guy flew the spaceship!
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And you're in a magazine?
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No, Jack Moore is. He was the captain of the spaceship.
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You guys, you're like best friends, right?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Jack Moore from "Return to Tomorrow"?
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- I love that movie! - Oh yeah, great movie.
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He was amazing.
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Made the movie... one of the greats.
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Listen, man,
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I'm kinda done in here, and I have to catch my flight, so...
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Could you just, you know...
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That's so awesome!
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Thanks, man.
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I will see you in hell!
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- Did you say it with me? - No.
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I couldn't tell, cuz, you know...
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- God, no one's gonna believe this! - I don't.
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Space show, huh?
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I don't know. I usually don't watch that stuff. The sets look cheap,
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everything looks shitty... They take themselves so seriously.
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Hey! Don't be putting down sci-fi. It's my favorite.
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You know who Wray Nerely is?
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Of course.
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Why?
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You know, he's sitting next to you.
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No way.
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Dude. Sign this.
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What...
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What can I get ya?
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A whisky.
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Hey, Tony.
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Uh, it's Wray Nerely.
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I just got...
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Uh, hey...
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So I got the e-mail about the audition...
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No, it's a little loud here. I got the e-mail about the Clint Eastwood western!
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Hush? Oh, hush...
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I can hush... I can hush it down...
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But it is a convention weekend, so maybe I can do it Monday.
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It's not every weekend.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just record it
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while I'm there and send it in.
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Okay.
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Hey, it says that the part is written for a 30 year old...
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Is there any movement on that?
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I can play 30.
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Nerely. Wray Nerely, is that you hiding out in the corner? Come on!
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You don't wanna be seen?
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How you doing?
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Sean...
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Jesus, man. You scared me.
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I just had the weirdest interaction with a fan in the men's room.
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I'd keep that to yourself.
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Hey, is Spastic Seasonal...
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- Pren-clan-nes-dan a thing? - Yeah, you better believe it is.
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Can I have a whiskey?
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You know what? Here, have mine.
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- Really? - Yeah, it's a...
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A work weekend, so I...
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Excuse us, we're trying not to geek out...
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- Could we get a picture please? - Hell yeah! Come on.
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- You guys going to the con?
- Oh yeah.
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- Fantastic? Where you from?
- Siberia.
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Siberia? You really from Siberia? That's awesome.
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Alright, get close...
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Come on, be friends.
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Three, two, one...
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How's it going?
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- Here you go. - Thanks, Samwise.
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- Thanks, Cash. - Yeah.
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Samwise.
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Cash.
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They think of us as our characters. They think we are our characters!
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- Does that freak you out? - Not at all.
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Nothing wrong with being a hobbit.
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They think that you're a spaceship pilot!
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What's wrong with that?
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Better than reality.
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Damn.
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If you're not comfortable with fan interactions...
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- Why are you going to a fan convention? - No, I...
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Love the fans, I do.
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I love them. I do, I do.
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Did.
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Do.
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We're the music makers. You're just...
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dancing to the dream.
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I don't know...
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I do.
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You're an artist.
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- Right? - Yeah.
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Well, their flattery inflates your ego,
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so it give you a...
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an artifical sense of yourself,
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which ultimately, retards
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your artistic truth.
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Which can't help but retard your ability to create.
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Are you saying "retards"?
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Retards it all up.
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I don't know that you're using that word correctly.
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Retard.
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To impede or hinder.
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Those fans are retarding me.
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Oh wait, you know what? I gotta go change my ticket.
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They put me in coach. My back cannot handle that kind of punishment.
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Well, you know what? When you get to the plane
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if you see a convention fan in first class...
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Lieutenant,
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you just order them...
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to switch seats with you.
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I can't do that.
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Just...
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Be who they think you are.
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Be who they think I am.
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See you on the plane.
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For the shire!
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Hello.
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Oh, my god...
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Oh, my god.
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Tribute.
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- It is such a pleasure to meet you, Cash. - I work for a living, soldier.
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You call me "Lieutenant".
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Lieutenant...
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War has broken out... Oh shit, excuse me.
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I'm headed to the con.
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Right now. I going to see you.
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- I brought a bunch of stuff for you to sign. - Yes, soldier.
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I have a mission for you that's of the utmost importance, okay?
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You've been reassigned. You're gonna be stationed...
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In row 32.
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- Mmkay? - Lieutenant, but I'm...
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Look.
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I didn't say it wasn't gonna be a dangerous mission. It's gonna be dangerous, very dangerous.
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It's gonna be tight quarters and smells by themselves.
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You're gonna need your wits, all your training...
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You need...
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- Skill... - Okay,
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but you need to sign everything that I have.
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No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no.
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Look...
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I don't wanna sign that. Listen, so, uh...
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- At the conclusion of the mission... - No.
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- Now. - And I will rendezvous... no? Shit.
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Use my lucky pen.
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- How much crap do you have? - A lot.
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I have 16 nieces and nephews.
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I'm a very busy uncle.
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Seriously?
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God, that has got to be the last thing.
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- Actually, this too. - You want me to sign your tits?
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And I'm sorry, Lieutenant, I know it is against code
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- to deface... - Look, we're not doing that anymore.
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So you're gonna text me, right?
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Sean Astin?
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Oh, my god. Is that your seat?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay, you know what?
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Thank you, but deal is off. I am not moving.
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- Of course you are. I just signed all your crap! - You know, sometimes in life
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- stuff like that happens. - I've only half
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- signed your shirt! - It looks...
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Alright. Okay now, get up.
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What the hell, man.
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Look,
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soldier, we entered...
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into an agreement,
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and you are forfeiting
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- that... - We're not doing that anymore.
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I am a huge fan of "Spectrum" but this is Samwise Gamgee.
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Yeah, I am.
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And he's in "The Strain"!
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I love Guillermo Del Toro, I love his work,
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I just think it's so great he's in TV.
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- The Strain? - I love this guy!
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- I sit... - Sir?
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- Yes? - I need you to take your seat, please.
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In row...
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32.
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Excuse me, sir. You wouldn't happen to be a sci-fi fan, would you?
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Fuck off.
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Oh...
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Okay, that's grounds for removal.
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I think that is grounds for...
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- ejection from this flight. - I'm Federal Air Marshal Cahoots,
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I could have you ejected from this flight
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at 30,000 feet, if necessary.
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I think this man needs some warm nuts and maybe a towel.
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- Hot, hot, hot towels.
- Sir, may we, please?
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Have a good flight.
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This way.
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Dishonorable discharge.
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Wray Nerely!
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- I'm gonna buy you a beer when we get there. - Nerely?
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Hey, it's me!
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You signed my toilet paper!
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Two seats in one day, it's crazy.
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