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Here is to the 10th reunion of the Fubar Club Class of 1977.

Fubar! Fubar! Fubar!

Fubar! Fubar! Fubar!

Fubar! Fubar!

There you go. I hope we can do the dribble from glass here. Go down.

Here we go.

To the glass.

1977.

Very good fucking year.

Good stuff.

Who'd ever think?

That we were to survive those birthday days and make it here to work. Can't be

union, huh? Yeah.

You know, our classmates didn't give us that nickname, Poovara, for nothing.

Poovara.

Poovara.

Poovara.

Poovara.

Poovara. All right.

Okay, now if you remember some of the things that we did to earn our name,

let you know. Oh, wow.

Do you remember that time we set the dean's son up with that hooker? Oh, I

remember. Wait, wait, come on, listen.

Harold Felbar, right? The dean, Mrs.

Felbar's pride and joy.

Oh, Harold.

Anyway, he was studying archaeology, so we told him that we knew this mysterious

woman who knew of the secret cave, right? That had... Oh, no.

That contained lost... treasures of the ages, right? And she was willing, she

was willing to divulge this information only to a dedicated archaeologist. Amen!

Amen! Amen! Amen!

Amen! Amen!

Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen!

Amen!

Amen!

Wet furs always fly at night.

What? Oh, oh yeah.

I went too bad. Not a fireman.

Would you like to tell me about this lost treasure?

No, no, you might be listening.

Nobody's here, and God sent it with me.

But even more can be.

They do?

No.

Well, actually, I have an IQ of 150.

I have a grade point average of 3 .8.

I was voted most likely to be famous two years in a row.

And my father has already assigned me the curatorship of the Cairo Museum.

Pretty good credentials, huh?

How much

have

you been fascinated by our cat?

By all means.

I think we should talk about the wrong thing.

Thank you.

um um

Yeah.

They didn't get me.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, it's people.

I'm moving.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

I can't believe it. That's what happened, I swear.

You mean you don't know?

No. Oh, come on.

He got married.

What? They got married.

Yeah. He's on a beach show right now down in the comment zone.

Hey, he's up for the school.

Oh, my gosh.

He's not a big lot.

But you know what? What's the best part about it? We're responsible.

Shame on us. The best that's important to us is drinking.

in my head before tomorrow.

There's no way.

Don't worry about it, Marie.

Don't worry about it. The worst that could happen is you could fail the exam,

flock out of school, and live in poverty for the rest of your life.

Yeah, they work a lot, man. That makes me feel a lot better.

I'm just kidding, Marie, all right? Come on, let's take a break.

Smoke a joint.

Like what, Maria?

Eat me.

Eat you?

Mm -hmm.

You know, lick my pussy is how I come.

An orgasm would really help me study more.

That's going to help you study more. I promise it will.

You want me to eat you, right? Yeah, you know, you just put your face down where

my pussy is and you lick it and it gets all wet.

Well, Maria, you see.

I'm kind of tense, too. I'm a little nervous.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I have a little anxiety because of this test, you know?

So that's that'll do.

We'll eat each other.

I've got to deal with you.

Okay.

Take off your clothes.

That's right.

Did you?

Well let's get all these books off the bed and let's get it on.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Relaxing

Right now.

The jeans wipe storming over, demanding that we keep quiet so her husband

doesn't go to sleep.

The next thing you know, she was partying with the best of us, man.

Boy, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for a woman.

answer to the exam that she got the night before by sleeping with the

Yeah,

that was some party. I'll never forget it.

Well,

tell you, I never told anybody this myself before, but, you know, that was

night that I lost my virginity.

He's outside.

You're in the dumpster.

Don't poop on us when we're here.

Oh, no.

The broom is spinning around and around and around. Oh, God.

You've got to stop.

Oh, okay. It's spinning around.

Don't worry. Just enjoy it.

Enjoy it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You're like a spin, right? I'm just

Hang on. Hang tight.

Hang tight under me.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Do I look okay?

Uh -oh, your eyes. I don't know where to put it anymore. I don't know.

I don't feel so good.

Put a juice in the chair and I'll get up, okay?

Okay. You look worse than I feel.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Get this hair.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you look pretty good.

Mm -hmm.

You did it again.

not to use them to kiss me twice.

Three times is okay.

You could do it four times if you wanted. I wouldn't mind.

How would you feel if I kissed you somewhere else?

The way I feel right now, I'd let you kiss me anywhere.

Anywhere?

Yeah, I think I'll let you kiss me anywhere.

Wow.

That isn't anywhere, isn't it?

I think you went past anywhere.

Oh boy.

I remember the alcohol you got me. It was so good.

Oh, she's good.

She's so great.

Here.

I don't know if it's the alcohol, but I'm really hot.

You are. Well, I should take something off. I don't know if it's the alcohol.

Oh, boy.

I think my hands are stuck.

My pants are stuck.

I'm glad you... Oh, that's... I thought that was you.

Okay, okay. We can do this. Oh.

Okay. Oh. Okay. Oh, fuck. Oh.

You look very good.

Oh yeah?

I like that you see all the bones.

I think we even tried from them.

I can't thank you.

I can't see the roots all that anymore, but it looks so good.

If there's anything else that's very annoying.

You've got to pull too.

You pull and I'll pull. You pull this way and I'll pull that way.

You're very good at pulling.

Okay. Okay. Now hold on.

Okay. Yeah, she's there.

Yeah, she's there.

Kind of like water.

Kindness.

I'm really cold.

today. We've been here two hours and the cops haven't come once.

We must be getting old.

You know, I made a decision ten years ago when we graduated that when we got

together for this reunion, if I still felt attracted to someone in this room,

was going to follow them right here.

Come what may.

I like the new day.

That's right, baby.

On what day?

Here you go.

That's all right, Diane, you can have them. Thanks. Come here, I want to see

them. Oh, shit, I got noises.

I never knew, man, I never knew, you know.

Hey,

neither did we.

Oh, God.

I thought you guys were Republicans.

I am

very jealous.

I know what she can do.

Like they say, Tom, fair

exchange is no robbery.

I mean, I've been checking the blue eyes out all day.

Yeah,

I'm talking about you. Yeah, you're a boy.

Oh, no.

Oh, come on, baby.

Oh, thank you so hard.

I knew without you.

I never knew.

She took your clothes off, right?

I tell you what, I cut my head once, so I closed them off.

I mean, I know. This is a good girl, okay?

I never knew she was just like that.

This is embarrassing.

Hey, you've got the idea.

You've got the idea.

And your dick is almost big as mom.

Yeah. You know what? Let's find out.

All these years I've wanted to see what your wife is like.

Oh, yeah?

Me? Yeah.

A little of me. A little of you.

Come on, I was the cute kid back then.

Oh, show me. Come on, show up. I know I got me a fine woman.

We'll be right back.

Okay.

Hey,

who did you hit?

With my ball.

It's only on CNN.

Oh, God.

i'm all sweet

Don't forget don't forget

Out of here. Out of here.

We're out of here.

We're out of here.

We're out of here. All right, all right.

She does, doesn't she?

Well, well, well.

It's quite a show you did there with Fred for us, huh?

I mean, it's just hot enough to fuck the hell out of Carol.

Well, thanks a lot for letting me let it all hang out one last time.

I love you so much.

Thank you very much, folks, for joining us at our 10 -year reunion, but we'd

kind of like to go off to our private bedroom and work ourselves bow -legged.

So you don't mind while we have this private moment to fade out?

Okay, boys, fade out.

Fade out.