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Yo, yo, yo, your gluten -free chef is gonna make some sick popcorn balls

Shit, let's do it again.

Come on, we already did this five times. If you're just gonna make the popcorn

balls... Because then it doesn't go viral.

You think this is gonna go viral?

Well, that's the point. Become an influencer.

Once I hit 100 ,000 followers, then money starts rolling in.

And how many followers do you have now?

Mmm, 937.

About a hundred of those came from my last TikTok, you know, the one with the

hot dog?

Yeah.

Well, you know, I got a real job to do doing people's taxes, so I'm gonna go.

What about my TikTok?

Get a tripod.

I got work to do.

If you could help me out, I would really appreciate it.

Sure, I could do something for you in return.

Help you move?

Okay, I could do that. I mean, they would say being an influencer is easy.

Everybody would do it. So, you know, I'll work.

All right, awesome. I'll see you in a little bit. Thanks, man. I appreciate

Coming.

Hey, Dylan, man. What's going on? This is going great.

I'm doing really well. I appreciate you coming over and helping me with my

TikToks. Yeah, so about the TikTok, what exactly do you have going on? So I'm

making popcorn balls, and I'm also trying to cash in on my mouth and stuff.

All I need you to do is just keep the camera face at me, record, and I'll do

what I need to do.

All right. Here you go, man. I can do that, and you're definitely going to

me move things. All right, man. I told you I would.

All right. I don't leave a print hanging.

Just point and record what you're doing there? Yeah, let me know when you're

recording and I'll get started.

All right.

Here we go.

Yo, yo, yo, it's your gluten -free chef making some thick popcorn balls.

Can you do that?

Yo, yo, yo, your gluten -free chef is making some thick popcorn balls. Hey.

Wait.

You didn't get that?

I finally caught it. You didn't get it? Oh, sorry. I got a little distracted.

Beautiful woman. Well, this is my girlfriend, Vanessa.

Vanessa, this is Dylan. Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you. Did you guys

want to take a break and get a drink?

Nah, I think we need to continue working.

Awesome, let's go!

Thank you.

So you guys met in marketing class?

Are you like trying to be an influencer too?

Oh, no, no. I actually have a real job. I manage a forum.

Oh, my God. I love their stuff.

I could totally give you a discount.

Really? How big of a discount?

Oh, a big one.

I think we should get back to... Wait, have you got kids yet?

What? What's going on here?

Gavin, if you haven't noticed, having a job is really sexy.

What? Really?

What is going on right now? Like, what are you doing?

Why are you making out with my friend?

What's up?

What are you doing?

Just watching.

This is insane.

Is there a reason why you're making out and having my friend get naked? Like,

what's going on here? God, he is so annoying.

Watch him learn that.

Watch him.

Makes you not believe me.

Hey,

why aren't you watching?

You gotta be kidding me.

You having fun over there? Fucking my friend's dick?

It would be better if it was my talk in your mouth, not my prank talk.

I also think it would be cool if you had a fucking job.

I am. I do TikTok.

I'm going to go viral.

You can't go viral.

Laugh now.

Wait until it happens.

You won't be laughing then.

I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

Dude, you'd rather be filming TikTok than get in a club like this?

I gotta make some money, so filming on TikTok is how I make my money.

Can you tell how much money you've made so far?

Not doing it yet, but... It's amazing, isn't it? It takes time to get there. It

takes time to get my followers. Come on.

Do you know that I've paid this motherfucker's bill for one year, two

Sorry? So I'm the man of the house, right?

I can do what I want, right?

You can shut the fuck up and watch, right?

Look at me in the eyes.

Excuse me, why the fuck are you looking at me?

Sorry.

I don't think you're gonna get enough of you. Come here.

Right there.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Can you hold that cop for me so I can get on with these things?

Are you kidding me? Seriously? I'm sorry. Did I ask for your fucking

Shut the fuck up and do what I said. Grab that fucking dick so she can get on

with it.

I'll do what she says, man.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Goddamn. Oh, yeah.

I will be able to

pay the bills shortly.

I'm right on the cusp of becoming an environment.

I'm right on the cusp.

I don't know. What do you

think?

I don't know how useful I can be while you're talking to your friend.

No, you are right. You don't have a lot of uses, but you do have a mouth.

So why don't we kill two birds with one stone and shut you up?

Please. And make you suck up.

No, no, no, no, no.

Are you saying no to me?

He's saying no to me.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

You actually think that you have the option, don't you?

Can you take my shirt off? I need my influencer shirt.

Yeah, you can take that ugly fucking shirt off.

Keep your dick busy on the inside.

Thank you.

Fine, shirt's off.

What do you want me to do? Come sit over here.

I have so many fucking questions. Shut your mouth up.

Get in your mouth.

Open.

But you don't have to help me move anymore.

Really? Yeah.

I'm so nice to you.

Put that in your mouth.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you're not very good at it. We might think Brad's bad, but I guess

you're trying.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You know,

if anything, I think this would go viral.

This is what people want to see. They don't want to see you bailing and making

fucking stupid fucking popcorn.

You tell me you're going to get some of what?

You know Brad, if being an infant is a routine, we have to really do it.

You gotta put in the work to be the best.

Stick that fucking tongue out.

I thought you gave a fuck about that bitch.

Good night. Good night.

How was your journey?

I mean, I could do it a little bit better, but, you know, practice makes

perfect.

Thank you for letting me in right there.

You're fucking good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey Brad, how about you come over here?

And if you go back and forth between fucking my fantastic pussy and this

pathetic mouth, just do me a favor.

Don't say anything, because I don't want to go lose my donor.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You can use that fucking tissue.

You don't even want that dick to get cleaned off. Just to give me that

hole in my dick when I put it in.

Yeah. Just ignore him.

Fuck. You fucking hurt.

You fucked me. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, you shouldn't be fucking hurt.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, God damn it.

You go back and forth.

Do one pump in me, one pump in him.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

He acts like he knows I haven't let that motherfucker near me in like a year

Anything is better than this fucking pathetic wheelchair of hair.

He's so

much bigger

than him.

You heard the lady. Clean it up. Get that fucking plant out.

Yeah.

Get rid of them off then.

Get rid of them off.

Don't be shy.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh,

good. He's got a youth for him.

There you go.

Good job.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, someone didn't have their vitamins this morning.

Oh, yeah. Are you going to help me put that cock in my teeth, too? Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Make those hands useful?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You've been useful with that cock, your friend.

You can't even find it. You haven't fucked it in so

long. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Take your fucking thumb out of that pussy.

Big little fucking ball. Yeah.

Are you keeping that thumb up, Brian?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. You catch all the stress. Oh, yeah.

You make him cry.

Oh, my God. Use that thumb, Brian. That feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, you're so fucking cute. Holy shit.

God, you're so fucking good.

Fuck you.

I love that fucking cocky side of you.

Fuck!

Shit!

God, you're so fucking good.

You're so fucking good.

Get up, Brad.

Get up. Come on, Brad. You can do something.

Oh, my God. There he goes.

Fuck, yes.

God damn it.

Oh, I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Right there, deep, deep.

Oh, my.

Yeah, yeah. Oh,

right there. Yeah.

Oh, keep that fucking tongue out for a minute.

Oh, God,

right there. No, stop it.

Take that pussy away. Oh, my God.

That's fine.

Nice and sweet. Oh.

I want you to come all over my ass and all over that pathetic

bottom of your face. Can you do that for me?

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Bullets are right there for you.

They're right there. Take them, man.

The fucking time out, Brad.

I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

that he can close his eyes for you. Yeah, I'll tell you what. Yeah.

There you go. Just watch me stroke him back.

Yeah.

Hey, Brad, are you ready?

Are you ready to get covered in that perfect fucking color?

Not really.

He's so fucking mad about it. Shut the fuck up.

But, yeah.

Be ready when he tells you, Brad, you gotta keep those eyes closed.

You know, when I get an ink come in your eye.

Get a little red eye.

Can you open your mouth for me?

Oh, come on.

Hey,

why don't we go through a little TikTok now?

I'm just going to go buy a tripod.

Oh, yeah.