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Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I've got this first class.

So instead of Tulum, honey, I mean, that's so overdone. All those retarded

influencers. It's overdone. We need to start our own trend.

reinvent being an influencer it'll be like a blockchain gosh what's gonna be

newest trend watching beach party well to

have the thailand midnight full moon party i

think fiji what could be the next cool destination

You could get a T1 there.

I don't know. They may not have enough, you know, oomph to really power it.

Well, that is how we, uh, that is how we pay for everything.

I mean, can't we just buy the internet?

Well, uh, we'll work on it. Yeah, yeah, we'll work on that. And, um, just let me

get back to work and I'll see if I can do that. I mean, can't we just buy it?

Are you expecting anyone?

No, I mean, the packages, they know not to knock.

They just leave it there.

Uh, yeah, I'm not expecting anyone. We'll just, we'll just let it go.

Okay, well, I mean, we're gonna get some liberty. Oh my god, it's so rude.

It's a little cock -ass kid.

Well, I've met her.

This is unacceptable.

I am calling the HOA.

Hello?

Tracy?

No?

If I can leave a message for her, please?

I'd like to have a message for her, please.

Well, it's more of a complaint.

Well, I feel like the kids in the neighborhood have been playing some ding

ditch.

And actually, it's very disturbing how much they're beating on the door. They

can do that at their own home.

Yes.

Truder! A very well -dressed intruder.

Well, yeah.

Hey, what's going on there?

Mr. Dickerson?

Whoa.

The, the, um, yes? Oh, hey, we're business pals,

ain't we, buddy?

Excuse me?

Well, I mean, well, you remember when your husband went on vacation a while

ago? He needed to go find himself before he started his oh -so -illustrious

music career.

There was an agreement.

Agreement? Yeah. That's a nice word.

It's a nice word for a plea deal.

You'd be?

Yeah. Well, how do you think we afford all of this?

I mean, you want to buy the internet, right?

Oh, y 'all buying the internet now?

I... That's magical.

You're the best lawyer on retainer. Do not say anything that's going to

incriminate yourself. Hold on, Ms.

Ryder. You're Ms. Ryder, right? I am.

It's a little bit too late to get involved because I'm with Ross.

What? Yeah, he already went to jail and had his lawyer try to take care of

things. Well, we did take care of it, didn't we?

We, you know, you went up the ladder to the next...

You know, well... Is that why I had to do that political favor for you?

Uh, well... Oh, political favor. I'm pretty sure he called a lot of favors in

here.

How? Well, I didn't... The things I did.

But, uh, yeah.

The things you've obviously done.

Yes, running a crypto -scandals area.

Very lucrative. But there's always that. Our block tape?

Yes.

My baby.

Yeah, he made something called Adcoin.

Wasn't that what it was called? Well, I mean, it was a group effort.

Yeah. A creative little brainchild.

Which is why he's not supposed to be doing anything with crypto right now.

not. I'm not doing it. It's her.

It's her baby.

You are not naming it down. It's all in your name though.

That's not how I kept the layers.

Layers? You threw me under the bus?

No, no, no, no.

That's not what it is. That's not. No.

Well. You know, present orange doesn't go with my skin tone.

Oh, it does not, honey.

See, that's the problem. My father warned me about you.

What about him?

He apparently didn't say enough, which is also a reason why I'm here.

So me and the boys over there at the dig, I'm still a little bit addicted,

found something, something amazing.

So this new coin that y 'all been working on, I thought, yeah, you know,

Roderick, she's doing oh so well with that. It's really working out.

And I also noticed that a lot of those funds, after y 'all did that first five

down on that coin, you know, after you lost a couple of your whales, it

kind of went straight into an account.

Now, I just backtracked a while, you know, I figured out that's her, so that

makes it totally legal.

That money went to y 'all's joint account makes it not.

You're not supposed to be affiliated with crypto at all.

Yeah?

No kind of crypto whatsoever.

So I figured that maybe,

maybe I can keep quiet about this.

If, if, I see a look on your face, if you do me a favor.

Is it a favor to a goddess here?

Hey, that's between you and your husband.

Making us an offer we can't refuse.

We don't even know what it is yet.

That is very true.

Now, I understand that maybe y 'all are in rough times right now.

You know, with the album coming out and all the studio time you're buying and

all that other shit.

I also understand that Miss Roddy, he hasn't spent the taste. And you want to

keep it like this very well kept, don't you?

Yes, sir. I mean, she is very well kept. How much did that rate?

That is one of your reasons.

It's an air room, and how dare you suggest under $100 ,000?

Oh, well, you know, I think that you did really well when you was running it

again. How many things, you know, ran air?

Well, like three.

You know, there's two.

And that was just the one that you directly ran. There was also, like, the

cover.

worked a long way that was just offshore you know i was only uh that's crazy to

say that because you sold him down real quick didn't you didn't you neil well

that's the president he uh yeah

he'll be all right he'll get out in a couple years how

dare you 20 years is a lot of years man uh you know

Look at me.

I am an artist.

And you know what? As your artistry, I think you can understand the offer that

I'm about to make you.

See, I don't think anything monetary is going to cover you, you know. In fact,

there's going to be some bad trading on my part. Don't top down. Cops, that'll

be. Nobody's going to know.

Hell, I know you.

So I figured we could do something else. Something a little bit more fun.

You know, it's home to me.

Be a single.

I have nobody in my life.

Go look on social media. Let me know any model you want. I'm sure they can help

you out.

Oh, that's crazy. Because I looked up this one.

She the Rider 1.

I think I like her.

I think they made me look good.

Do you want your husband to go to jail?

Oh, well, you can take him. I don't give a shit.

And do you want to follow right behind him? No.

Then I suggest you get in the mood to have a little fun.

Are you fucking sick?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, look at that fucking grin.

Oh, God.

So, uh, how y 'all feel about this?

You know.

You can watch.

I love you, honey.

You can shove that love up your ass like you're gonna get fucked if I have to go

down for this.

You think what they're gonna do to you in prison is rough?

When I'm done with you, you're gonna wish he had taken you.

Damn.

So, uh, this means I'm gonna get a fuck up, right?

Well, poor choices have been made all around.

That's kind of how y 'all are in this position.

But hey man, you know, I'll do you a favor.

You can watch.

I'm here to art. Don't you want to, like, kind of see the art?

Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.

Well, we ain't going that far anyway.

How about I just go ahead?

maybe you could uh get a little bit of a rub i can see that you

probably need to invest in a little bit larger pants i think they big enough

i mean i could literally see everything yeah

That's real.

Mm -hmm. That's really real.

All the way.

All the way down to here.

Oh,

wow.

That, I think, even, well, clearly better than you.

But I think it's even bigger than my toys.

Like my Bob.

Battery operated boyfriend.

Not even this big.

Well, you know, protecting the law helps get a blood flow going down there.

Like a superpower from the badge?

Something like that.

It's a little overwhelming.

I mean, it's been a little while.

I don't even know where I would start.

Get your hair out of your face.

It only works when you're at rehab practice.

Impressive, huh?

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, wow.

See them pair with no pants on.

I'm only saving my ass right now. The next time they get any evidence from

It's been a while before I couldn't get the whole thing in my mouth before

The dick and the balls.

Speaking of balls.

Look,

honey, it's as big as my face.

Just like your pictures on the socials.

Well,

I mean, he should be doing something.

Can't you help?

Do you hear the sheer weight of it?

The force. I can only imagine.

Well,

the force is definitely not strong.

Do that again.

That's what I'm talking about.

See why it's sucking that big?

You're doing a great job.

A really great job.

Just remember, it's all for you, man.

Well... As an officer of the law, show some respect.

Yeah. Yes. Yes, sir.

Oh, my God.

You should have bought me bigger tits. I can't properly titty fuck him.

Oh, did you buy that with that fucking ass coin money?

Do something.

My hands are all fucking sick.

Make sure you've got the best view You

never do this

I don't know if it's gonna fit.

Oh my god.

is reaching places you never have.

Oh yeah, you must get top -notch training.

Stretching my pussy out. Oh, my God.

Yes. Do you hear that?

Stretching my pussy out.

This is the criminal.

I mean, we could have a session for every single one of your crimes.

in this video.

I guarantee you he's never seen me make.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Do you see him just burying it in there?

I do. Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh my.

Oh god.

Fuck.

I mean, that's what I do all the yoga for, honey.

Yes, ma 'am.

So, do I need to shut down my thing? You can shut down here, Penguin.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm very sure. You don't want to -

You're not boring me out.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Yes.

Pussy? Yeah. Oh, good luck.

Yeah, keep you out of jail. Oh, yes.

Just let it drip, baby.

Just let it drip.

I

guess

no jail time for you both.

Don't worry.

Well, I mean, you still got a couple more charges. Maybe you have a partner

can bring over and we can do this again.

That's what I do. I got a few of them.

Don't worry, everybody.

Just out of jail.

I'm just, hey.

No more critical thumbs, all right?

That's you.

I'll see you soon.

I need to shower, though.

Y 'all got a nice one, you know, but I'm stolen money.