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Man, I tell you, Slim, I came home
yesterday, right? Yeah.
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12 -hour day.
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12 hours? 12 hours. That's a hard shit.
You feel me?
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That's a hard shit. Got home.
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Only thing I wanted to hear was, hey,
honey, how you doing?
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Let's go some food. That's simple. And
possibly before I lay down to go to
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sleep, can I get my fix up? That's it.
Don't happen. What more can a man ask
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for? Don't happen. That's a hard.
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Don't happen.
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Wait, you feel me?
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But you don't get, how long has it been
since you got your dick sucked by your
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wife?
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Damn.
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Damn, that long?
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What month?
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Shit. No, well, it was my birthday three
months ago. That's too long.
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So, you know, I got that. I mean, but
what you was telling me the other day
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about your girl was crazy. True, true.
Because I actually went through the same
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dance and it kind of made me a little,
like, frustrated.
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Hey.
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It's been about almost some years for
me, too.
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What? Yeah, man. I didn't want to say
nothing because I thought I was alone in
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this. Guys, listen. You're doing it all
wrong. You guys know I've been married a
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bunch of times. Yeah, of course. Like
all these girls that I go through.
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I was having the same problem. Like at
first, everything was fucking awesome.
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Uh -huh. And then they stopped sucking
your dick. They stopped doing the
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laundry. They stopped doing the dishes.
Yeah, like I don't know what's that
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about. Now you feel me. Now you feel me.
So, you guys, you know what I did,
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right? What'd you do?
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I went online, found this website, got
myself a mail -order bride.
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It's beautiful.
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I did. That shit actually really works.
Yeah.
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It actually works. Just take the money.
She does everything.
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Everything.
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I mean,
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she washes the dishes. She irons my
laundry. I don't even ask.
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Fuck out of here.
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Get out of here.
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If I come in, everything I got on now
shrunk because I have to do it myself.
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Exactly. Come on. Are you serious? She
does that? She does everything.
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You guys want to see something crazy?
Are you guys horny?
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That you may have. Shit, I'm always
horny. I mean, both of our wives ain't
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shit for us. All right, check this out.
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Sharon. Don't play. Come out here,
Sharon. He plays. I think he does.
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Hey, Sharon.
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Anyway.
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This is Flynn and Frank.
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I figured we could show, you guys, you
could show them at the time. Sure.
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Hey, how are you? Grab a seat.
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Oh.
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Good.
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This is, this is. This is my, this is my
wife, yeah.
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Wow.
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Baby, why don't you show them what a
good time you can have with them.
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Are you serious?
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Just like that?
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Just like that.
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You love my boobies?
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I haven't felt one in so long.
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I like that.
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I swear, you can go online and pick
anyone you want.
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Anyone you want.
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And this is yours.
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I'm speechless, man.
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Yo, I'm seeing the rock.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, you know, there's a little
upfront cost, but I'm telling you, it is
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worth it. I mean, if this is the end
product, though, oh, goodness.
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Do you like what you see?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We definitely like
it. This is crazy.
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Oh, my God.
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You know what, Sean? Why don't you take
him inside? Come with me.
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I'm serious. Yeah, man.
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It's been a while for you guys. You guys
need this more than I do. I told you we
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should have had him hanging out with us.
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Wow!
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God, look at that. Holy shit, that
works.
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Oh,
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my goodness.
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I'm going to sit there for days like
this.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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He can't do on this. He can't do it.
Let's show him, bro, bro.
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He can't do it. He can't do it.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Just like that.
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That's the time she's like, ah, yeah.
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Why don't you stop, girl?
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I'll send you the address to that
website later. Oh, my goodness.
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Send it to us.
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I didn't know.
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Shit.
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That's why every time we get together,
he's so happy.
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I see why now.
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You guys are always complaining.
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This is what I got.
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Right.
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Like that you're doing great.
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Man I'm definitely gonna get baby get on
over there. Let me get let me get
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comfortable
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Oh, yes.
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That was good fun.
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Oh, good fun.
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You really can't joke.
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She sucks at being dick.
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Jeez.
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Oh, God.
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How long did it take for delivery?
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That was just practically instant, man.
I just signed up and she showed up.
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That was it, man.
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Alright. No more American Ghost for me.
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Uh, yeah. I think, uh, I think she's
gonna definitely be over there.
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Man, you feel me, big bro?
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Shit.
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Listen, why don't you pull those panties
aside so we can get a view from back
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here?
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Oh. That part.
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me do it for you.
Let's do it for you.
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Goodness. Look at that there.
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I like it. I like it.
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I think it's Chris' turn.
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You feel me? Not bad. It's my turn.
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I'm the luckiest man alive guys
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Should I let her come over here? Yeah,
climb up on the couch. Okay, sit down,
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baby.
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Ooh -wee.
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One at a time, so she can really enjoy
it. Ooh -wee, I'm going to let you go
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first. Get that off of her.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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Oh, look how pretty that is.
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Oh, my
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goodness.
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Oh,
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my goodness.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, wow.
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Give me those, my friend.
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Keep them right there. I want them all.
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Look at that.
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Oh.
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Yes.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Oh, my goodness. I know what I need to
do.
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Don't you worry.
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Oh, you're...
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How does it feel Sharon?
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Oh, it's so good.
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You make me so good.
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There we go.
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Do you like it? Yes.
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That's good.
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Right there.
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Oh, yes.
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Hey, baby, why don't you, like, slip
fuck you a little bit?
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Yes, please.
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I've got no problems.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Please.
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Oh yeah, this bunny's so good!
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Yes. Uh -huh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Uh -huh. There you go. Oh, yes. Right
there.
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Put that right back in there.
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Yes.
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There you go.
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Get it.
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Want somebody to smell some of that?
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Uh -huh.
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Come on. Oh, shit.
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Oh, come on, lady. Come on, lady.
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Come on.
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Just like that.
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Oh, yeah. Good luck to see you.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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That's perfect.
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Rub it.
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You know what you need
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Oh, get that good nasty shit.
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Oh, yes.
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Tell him in French to fuck you harder.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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There we go.
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I'm good.
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I'm good.
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What's going on, bro? Oh, wee. I got it.
Why don't you help out? Oh, yeah. Come
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on up here.
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I want to see those titties this time.
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Yeah, perfect.
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Perfect. There we go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Take your big cut in my face.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right there.
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Tell them in French how it feels.
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what I'm talking about.
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It's okay.
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I like that shit, good that shit.
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Speak more French, baby.
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Oh shit, come on. Come on down. Come on
down.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, yeah. Tell us to cover those tits in
French. Wow.
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Jesus.
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I gotta get my friend. I like her too
much.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Give it, eh, Susan?
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Yeah, tell him.
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That's a bad girl right there.
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That's a bad girl.
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Oh my goodness.
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oh it's so good
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I tell you what, yo Slim, we gonna have
to
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really start hanging out with this man.
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Man, damn that's what you do. Hey, you
know what?
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I'm going to order mine now, fuck that
dumb shit, I'm out of this shit, me too.
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C 'est bon d 'avoir les perles, mes gros
seins.
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