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Man, I tell you, Slim, I came home yesterday, right? Yeah.

12 -hour day.

12 hours? 12 hours. That's a hard shit. You feel me?

That's a hard shit. Got home.

Only thing I wanted to hear was, hey, honey, how you doing?

Let's go some food. That's simple. And possibly before I lay down to go to

sleep, can I get my fix up? That's it. Don't happen. What more can a man ask

for? Don't happen. That's a hard.

Don't happen.

Wait, you feel me?

But you don't get, how long has it been since you got your dick sucked by your

wife?

Damn.

Damn, that long?

What month?

Shit. No, well, it was my birthday three months ago. That's too long.

So, you know, I got that. I mean, but what you was telling me the other day

about your girl was crazy. True, true. Because I actually went through the same

dance and it kind of made me a little, like, frustrated.

Hey.

It's been about almost some years for me, too.

What? Yeah, man. I didn't want to say nothing because I thought I was alone in

this. Guys, listen. You're doing it all wrong. You guys know I've been married a

bunch of times. Yeah, of course. Like all these girls that I go through.

I was having the same problem. Like at first, everything was fucking awesome.

Uh -huh. And then they stopped sucking your dick. They stopped doing the

laundry. They stopped doing the dishes. Yeah, like I don't know what's that

about. Now you feel me. Now you feel me. So, you guys, you know what I did,

right? What'd you do?

I went online, found this website, got myself a mail -order bride.

It's beautiful.

I did. That shit actually really works. Yeah.

It actually works. Just take the money. She does everything.

Everything.

I mean,

she washes the dishes. She irons my laundry. I don't even ask.

Fuck out of here.

Get out of here.

If I come in, everything I got on now shrunk because I have to do it myself.

Exactly. Come on. Are you serious? She does that? She does everything.

You guys want to see something crazy? Are you guys horny?

That you may have. Shit, I'm always horny. I mean, both of our wives ain't

shit for us. All right, check this out.

Sharon. Don't play. Come out here, Sharon. He plays. I think he does.

Hey, Sharon.

Anyway.

This is Flynn and Frank.

I figured we could show, you guys, you could show them at the time. Sure.

Hey, how are you? Grab a seat.

Oh.

Good.

This is, this is. This is my, this is my wife, yeah.

Wow.

Baby, why don't you show them what a good time you can have with them.

Are you serious?

Just like that?

Just like that.

You love my boobies?

I haven't felt one in so long.

I like that.

I swear, you can go online and pick anyone you want.

Anyone you want.

And this is yours.

I'm speechless, man.

Yo, I'm seeing the rock.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you know, there's a little upfront cost, but I'm telling you, it is

worth it. I mean, if this is the end product, though, oh, goodness.

Do you like what you see?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We definitely like it. This is crazy.

Oh, my God.

You know what, Sean? Why don't you take him inside? Come with me.

I'm serious. Yeah, man.

It's been a while for you guys. You guys need this more than I do. I told you we

should have had him hanging out with us.

Wow!

God, look at that. Holy shit, that works.

Oh,

my goodness.

I'm going to sit there for days like this.

That's what I'm talking about.

He can't do on this. He can't do it. Let's show him, bro, bro.

He can't do it. He can't do it.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Just like that.

That's the time she's like, ah, yeah.

Why don't you stop, girl?

I'll send you the address to that website later. Oh, my goodness.

Send it to us.

I didn't know.

Shit.

That's why every time we get together, he's so happy.

I see why now.

You guys are always complaining.

This is what I got.

Right.

Like that you're doing great.

Man I'm definitely gonna get baby get on over there. Let me get let me get

comfortable

Oh, yes.

That was good fun.

Oh, good fun.

You really can't joke.

She sucks at being dick.

Jeez.

Oh, God.

How long did it take for delivery?

That was just practically instant, man. I just signed up and she showed up.

That was it, man.

Alright. No more American Ghost for me.

Uh, yeah. I think, uh, I think she's gonna definitely be over there.

Man, you feel me, big bro?

Shit.

Listen, why don't you pull those panties aside so we can get a view from back

here?

Oh. That part.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me do it for you. Let's do it for you.

Goodness. Look at that there.

I like it. I like it.

I think it's Chris' turn.

You feel me? Not bad. It's my turn.

I'm the luckiest man alive guys

Should I let her come over here? Yeah, climb up on the couch. Okay, sit down,

baby.

Ooh -wee.

One at a time, so she can really enjoy it. Ooh -wee, I'm going to let you go

first. Get that off of her.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, look how pretty that is.

Oh, my

goodness.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, shit.

Oh, wow.

Give me those, my friend.

Keep them right there. I want them all.

Look at that.

Oh.

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, my goodness. I know what I need to do.

Don't you worry.

Oh, you're...

How does it feel Sharon?

Oh, it's so good.

You make me so good.

There we go.

Do you like it? Yes.

That's good.

Right there.

Oh, yes.

Hey, baby, why don't you, like, slip fuck you a little bit?

Yes, please.

I've got no problems.

Oh, my goodness.

Please.

Oh yeah, this bunny's so good!

Yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Uh -huh. There you go. Oh, yes. Right there.

Put that right back in there.

Yes.

There you go.

Get it.

Want somebody to smell some of that?

Uh -huh.

Come on. Oh, shit.

Oh, come on, lady. Come on, lady.

Come on.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah. Good luck to see you.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

my gosh.

That's perfect.

Rub it.

You know what you need

Oh, get that good nasty shit.

Oh, yes.

Tell him in French to fuck you harder.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

I'm good.

I'm good.

What's going on, bro? Oh, wee. I got it. Why don't you help out? Oh, yeah. Come

on up here.

I want to see those titties this time.

Yeah, perfect.

Perfect. There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Take your big cut in my face.

Let's see.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Tell them in French how it feels.

what I'm talking about.

It's okay.

I like that shit, good that shit.

Speak more French, baby.

Oh shit, come on. Come on down. Come on down.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah. Tell us to cover those tits in French. Wow.

Jesus.

I gotta get my friend. I like her too much.

Oh, my goodness.

Give it, eh, Susan?

Yeah, tell him.

That's a bad girl right there.

That's a bad girl.

Oh my goodness.

oh it's so good

I tell you what, yo Slim, we gonna have to

really start hanging out with this man.

Man, damn that's what you do. Hey, you know what?

I'm going to order mine now, fuck that dumb shit, I'm out of this shit, me too.

C 'est bon d 'avoir les perles, mes gros seins.