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So there I was.

I'm holding the trout up in my hand.

The other one shoots right up my pant leg and is stuck next to my asshole.

I yelled at the longshoreman. And I'm like, hey, man.

I got a trout stuck in my ass.

Oh, no.

That's crazy.

That's too much.

You are so funny.

Oh, thank you. Oh, no, I forgot. I have to run to my sister's and feed the dog.

Oh. So I'll be right back.

No, dude, I'll go with you. Don't worry about it. No, no, that's fine. Just stay

here. I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Of course. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I'll be right back.

Cheers.

So, uh, have you guys set a date?

Not yet.

You know, Damien wants to wait until his favorite pastor, John, comes back from

his African mission.

So it'll be a little while.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Yeah.

He's driving me crazy, Charles.

What?

I can't take it anymore.

Do you know how horny I am?

No, you two are about to get married. I figured you're having sex all the time.

Not vaginal.

Damien, he's a Christian fundamentalist.

Hardcore. And he wants to stay technical virgin.

He wants to save the vaginal intercourse until marriage.

So he only fucks me in the ass.

Ouch. Well, at least you're having sex.

He's driving me crazy.

I need a cock in my pussy, Charles.

Do you know how horny I am?

Feel this.

Feel this.

That's one way pussy.

Charles, I need a cock in here so bad.

You know that fucker's fiancee of mine won't give it to me. He says we need to

stay abstinent.

I need you to give it to me.

But, uh...

Won't he get mad?

Fuck him. I've got my needs.

Well, if you put it like that, maybe it is the right thing to do. Damn right it

is. A girl can't live on the spot fucking alone.

Is this what it takes to make you a good wife maybe

Cogsucker.

You must have been practicing that.

You don't think you can hardly let me do this, either.

Well,

then treat yourself.

thinking about fucking Pastor John, really.

I'm glad you were doing it for me.

Thank you, Damien, for thinking a little too much about Pastor John.

Oh, you

like that, Charles?

I can see you choke on it, church girl.

Look at me.

Look at me as you choke on my car.

Holy fuck.

Oh, fucking...

Maybe not doing this here in church, actually. Are you? Uh -huh.

Terry, you're in church.

Can I tell you something?

Yeah. I'm going to pay you.

Oh.

Show me how my pussy.

Nice and bokeh on my asshole.

Baby's been putting that to work, huh?

Oh,

Charles.

Oh, my God.

So tight.

My fiance you're fornicating with.

Damn right he is, you butt fucker. I can't wait around forever for you. I

a cock in my pussy.

We're just waiting for Pastor John to come back from Africa.

It's called abstinence.

Damien, look, this is a real cock.

He likes real pussy.

This is a real man.

Oh, buddy, this is some wet pussy.

You Judas!

How could you do this to me? We're in love.

Oh, shut up, you sniveling worm.

If you want this marriage to work, you sit your ass down.

And you watch how I like to get fucked.

You could have that fucking dripping wet pussy.

Oh, yes.

That's not my dog show.

But we're supposed to stay at Virgins.

Until the wedding.

Billy, stop it.

Women have needs, partner.

And you need to fulfill those needs.

Or else you'll be that guy.

It was either Charles or Pastor John.

No.

She

loves

coffee.

She said she didn't even enjoy that.

She enjoyed it.

You see how much he wants to fuck me?

You got water.

You see how wet my pussy is?

Yes.

Oh, you never even try like this. Look at it. Look at him.

He's your best friend.

Best friend?

I gotta handle all your business.

I can manage your finances, too, if you would like.

Oh, Charles.

You stuffed that pussy.

Are you watching and learning? Yes.

That's right. You better be.

I smell your armpit.

Oh, my God. She smells like a fucking woman, buddy.

Oh, you see how he likes pussy like a real man.

Maybe you can watch me fuck the pastor too.

It's only a few more months and then we're married.

Well, you better watch him now.

Oh, I like it. Oh, I like it.

Oh,

Damien, why don't you ever choke me?

It's my religion.

Oh, I know you're dirty deep down inside.

I know you're dirty.

Damien, things better change when we get married.

Otherwise, I'll be fucking Charles all the time. Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck, she's got good pussy.

Oh, it's so hard not to come.

Oh, I've been waiting.

My God, you're... You were missing out, partner.

Oh, yes, and she takes it fucking deep.

You like it deep, sweetheart?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, feel that twitch.

See that cock twitch inside you?

Just wanting to blow my load up inside you.

Damien's never done that.

You don't mind if I let one go in here, do you?

Well, no, you can't. It's coming, hurt.

It's not like you're giving me anything.

Just in my ass.

You don't mind if I take your ass later, do you? Oh, I don't mind at all.

And if I had one, it wasn't on the other hand. I mean, I guess that's his thing,

right? You are a man of the church. You like to share, right? Maybe he'll share.

He seems fine with it right now. Yes, watch.

Watch that cock going.

You see that?

You like that?

Maybe you can fuck me with your friend if you're good.

Damien, are you going to be good so you can fuck me like your friend?

This is fucking praying right now.

Damien, I think your friends have been wanting to fuck me for a while.

God damn.

Are you watching and learning?

I don't want to see this spinning.

Yeah.

You see this, Damien? I can't. No, come here. I can't. Look at this.

No. This is how I want you to fuck me? No. I've been trying to be a good

Christian this whole time.

No. Look at it. Look at it. No.

You see this? No, I've been praying for, oh.

Yeah. I mean, no. Yeah. We're made for marriage.

If Pastor John doesn't come back soon, I'm just going to keep fucking trials

like this.

I thought you were with me, waiting, abstinent.

Yeah,

right. I couldn't wait that long.

It's been years of ass -fucking.

would see me as a cock in her pussy.

Oh no.

I'm not even married and she's fucking someone else.

Can you smell that pussy?

I do.

That motherfucker needed to get pummeled.

Her hormones are kicking.

I'm doing you a favor.

Oh my god.

Put it back in, Damien. Put your cock back in.

Don't be a pussy.

Damien, you sniffling worm.

Bring it over here so

he can watch you. Come over here.

Show him how it's done.

Yeah, Charles.

Ooh.

Damien, watch this.

Watch it. Ah!

Oh, Charles.

Oh,

Charles.

Oh.

Oh, Charles.

Damien knows too much about us.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Charles.

Do you like it when I say you're best friend to me?

No. Do you like watching me get fucked by you? No.

I'm going to teach you how to stop.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, man.

No.

Oh, don't you look away.

No. Look at him. You little worm.

Stop sniveling.

No.

Yeah, Charles.

Stop it. You look at him. You watch him. You learn.

Oh, this is how a real man fucks.

Are you watching?

Damien.

Damien. Oh, I've seen it. Oh, Charles. Oh, Charles.

You're going to come for me?

Where do you mean to come, dear?

Damien, where is he coming?

It's all for you, Damien.

To make this marriage more successful.

You can come wherever you like.

I'm going to come on that pussy.

You know why?

Why? Because it's my pussy now.

What do you think about that? I think that's great.

What do you think, Damien? Damien doesn't use it.

and use it wherever I want. Just make it stop.

Ooh, maybe you and Pastor John.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, Damien. Watch him.

Watch him clean this pussy.

see that, Damien?

Yes. Yeah. So who's Prissy's sister?

Is it Charles? I guess it's Charles now.

Hey, Damien.

Thanks, buddy.

See you in church on Sunday.

Oh.

Come on. Let's go shower together.

You can fuck my ass now.

If you want.

We have to get ready for church. Hurry up.